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Let's play a game anons. >after a long day of work you

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Let's play a game anons.

>after a long day of work you come to your small apartment
>pic related is sited in front of your door
>"c-can I stay over Anon?"
>you don't recognize this person
>how come she knows you name?

What do you do?

Dubs decide your course of action, trips overcome dubs, the same for quads and etc.
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>>708224909
sorry kid, but you gotta go home. stay safe out there.
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>>708224909
Who are you and how do you know my name?
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>>708224909
>Nice try FBI, but not today
>Enter the house
>Play CS:GO
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>>708224909
Grab kid and pull hood over head before throwing down stairs
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>*jump on the her and notices her buldge* OwO whats this
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>>708224909
"uhh, y-yeah, sure come on in!"
>proceed to buy snacks and watch season 1 of doctor who
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>>708226744
fucking winrar
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>>708226744
Let's wait and see if OP delivers!
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>>708226744
Alright, in process
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>>708224909
*pulls out glock* you wanna fuck with me?
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>>708224909
"What? Get out of my house, I don't know you, get out, I'll call the police."

That just because it isn't a threat, if it was some shady person I would freak out and start screaming shit at it and kick them out while holding my kitchen knife
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Bump
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bumping. i wanna see where this goes
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>>708224909
Is she cute?
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>>708224909
Op you faggot
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>>708227173
hurry up OP, i gotta go to sleep
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>>708224909
>she
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ok OP, if you're out there, i hope you post something in the next few min
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>>708226744
>you don't know who she is but you feel like you should let her in
>you tell her to make herself at home and quickly go to the convenience store to buy popcorn, chips and soft drinks
>she's clearly relieve when you come back
>"errr"
>you feel awkward and she looks at the ground fidgeting her hands
>"I//'
>"Do you want to watch doctor who with me?"
>you realize how creepy it is that you just invited a complete stranger to your house and suddenly is asking her to watch a British series with you. You are about to apologize and try to hold a normal conversation first when...
>"y-yes!"
>she nods
>you put the snacks on bows, get your old Dr Who dvds and tell her to sit on the sofa.
>you sit on opposite sides of the sofa and start watching the first season
>slowly both of you start to get into the story and relax a bit
>by the end of episode five you realize you are together on the center of the middle of the sofa and almost touching shoulders
>"Did you like it?"
>she smile as she eat some chips
>"Yes, it's weird but fun...I needed that"
>"Thank you anon"
>She yawls
>"Are tired? Do you want to take a brake"
>"Just a little, can I use the bathroom?"
>"Yes, it's down the corridor..."
>She goes to the bathroom and you remember that you still don't know nothing about her.
>What's going on?

What do you do now?
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>>708229802
>>708229108
>>708229076
Sorry, it's just that I had a lot of actions to cover.
Let's go one step at time next dubbs ok?
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>>708224909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy9qPosPb8w
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>>708229962
BLAST HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD AND WHIP OUT MY CHOPPER
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>>708230110
1 off...
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>>708229962
*rapes her*
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>>708230201
1 off again
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>>708230080
2D doesn't count anon.
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>>708229962
I'd make her some eggs to eat:)
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>>708229962
tell her she needs to leave when she comes back out of the bathroom
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>>708230110
roll
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>>708230204
Rolling
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When she comes out the toilet pick her up and yell "I'M THE TRASHMAN!!!" and slam her on the bed while you shit on the copies of doctor who
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>>708229962
>look through her backpack
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>>708224909
scum
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>>708230452
roll
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>>708224909
Check for a penis, if there is none then return to local homeless shelter.
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>>708230445
so very close
wait till she comes back and ask her for her name
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>>708229962
*murderers her*
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asks if she would like to inject heroin with you
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>>708229962
remember that I'm chris hansen
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>>708230569
Rolling>>708230569
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>>708230611
Winrar
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>>708230611
Winrar
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>>708230611
fucking winrar lol
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>>708230569
Trips
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>>708230611
How?
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>>708230569
TRIPS PLS
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>>708230569
One more time
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>>708230611
rolling for trips on chris hansen
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>>708230847
rolling
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>>708224909
She's obviously just a replicant trying to meet Tyrell.
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>>708230881
rollll
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>>708230611
Is op working on it??

Is this the origin story of to catch a predator?
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OP here, I really started working on Chris.Give me 10min
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>>708230966
I feel bad doing this to OP. He/she obviously has the talent and determination to really take this thread somewhere.
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And then a skeleton pops out
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she asks for your name, you gaze into her eyes caress he cheek and get real close and whisper
TITO "DICK" DICKMAN BABY!!!!!
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I've actually had to happen to me in a sense. This is completely true and I will not relish any details or my mom will die in her sleep tonight.
>I worked at Wendy's and lived in a two bedroom apartment with my bestfriend.
>There were a few very young very cute girls working there but the hottest was Karen.
>Like so hot I would wish myself to be a parasite that was permanently attached to her asshole and be some sort of shit lamprey.
>She lived with my friend who kicked her out for being a shitty whore.
>The next day at work she asks me if she can crash at my place. She'll pay rent even.
>Only problem is she would have to sleep in my room. With me.
>I found her a bed at my pizza delivery job and I now I had this cute girl sleeping in the same room as me.
>I was buffish and getting buffer so I figured I had a chance but she was into the snap back shitty kids who sag pants and hoot.
>I still got to sniff her panties every night and jack off with her socks. (I'm on 4chan)
>A year later she found out I stole pictures off her phone and moved out. I had a good video of her in the shower but I sacrificed it to the gods and deleted it.
>I figured my most prized possession would please whatever God there was. I wanted a girlfriend and to stop Cummings in socks.
>She's still stinking hot and I have a much better job. Even got married. Guess my sacrificed worked.
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Bamp
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bump, and Jesus Christ op are you dead?
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>>708231810
Op said it'd take 10 minutes 11 MINUTES AGO! OP is dead.
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>>708230885
you like blade runner man?
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>>708231302
HE HATES PHIL AND LOOOVES DA LADIES
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>>708231906
Going
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>>708231955
I prefer the book actually.
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>>708232012
I GOT GRAPES WHAT YOU WATCHIN SON
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>>708231085
dear diary, this op is alright
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>>708232161
ohhh okay. that's cool as well, i'm gonna read it when my copy arrives
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>>708232208
kek
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>>708231906
good point, was only looking for the next part of the story
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>you remember you are Chris Hansen and intercepts the stranger as she's about to get out the bathroom
>"c-Chris?!"
>"Young lady, did you knew that I could be a dangerous predator?"
>"Minors should not go with stranger men like this, you were luck that I'm actually Chris Hansen"
>"Chris, you really don't remember me, do you?"
>"Also, you are not correct about a couple of things"
>she says blushing

What do you do now.
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>>708232602
>you were luck that I'm actually Chris Hansen
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>>708232602
Fuck I took almost double the time. I can't make estimate correctly, my bad.
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>>708232602
*pulls out glock*
>you wanna fuck with me little girl?
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>>708232602
Compliment her eyebrows. Then ask the important questions.
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>>708232602
Such quality. Very wow. Much greats op.
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>>708232602
nigger
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>>708232602
fucking kek, this thread rocks!
so pissed i need to sleep now. you should do this tomorrow night too OP. before I go I'ma gonna roll one last time.

>chris hansen asks her to take a seat over there
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>>708232602
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
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>>708233000
fucking fuck, how I have I been every single winrar this entire thread!?
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>>708233000
winrar lol
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>>708233000
WINRAR
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>>708233000
Checkd and winrar
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>>708233000
Alright, nice trips man wins.
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>>708233000
/thread
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>>708233124
based winrar fag you're staying. The trips confirm it
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>>708232602
It's a [spoiler]trap[/spoiler]
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Bumping
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>>708233370
i know, it's almost 5am where I live and I'm still here. i have zero willpower.
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>>708234411
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?
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>>708234411
nice double dubs
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>>708234411
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>>708234411
This thread is blessed
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>>708234741
And yet it's so ironic that every one of my wins has been a lighthearted and non serious request for OPs story.
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>>708233000
>"I...maybe I should be going..."
>she says, but you won't let it end like that
>you are Chris Hansen after all
>you have a mission
>"Why don't you take a sit over there?"
>you speak firmly and point to the armchair.
>she obediently sits over there and looks uncertain at her feet

What do you do now?
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>>708234967
face fuck her into oblivion
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>>708234967
*whips out cock*
>You know what this is?
>love
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>>708234489
You are blessed anon.
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>>708235070
Reroll
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>>708234967
it time to play ass to ass with your little sister now
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>>708235156
almost
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>>708234967
>Take off your clothes
>NOW
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>>708234967
lucky anon just testing my luck here.
rolling for chris hansen just pulls off her fucking underwear does her on the table.
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>>708234967
> do you think this is a game?
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>>708235217
Rerolling
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>>708234967
>force penis in her mouth
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>>708235225
roll for this
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>>708235225
I guess that's the end of my streak of luck. Rerolling once and going to bed. also she happens to be 18 all along and fully consenting.
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>>708235225
roll
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>>708235225
rolling
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>>708235268
roll
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>>708235217
Rolling
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>>708235225
rolling it
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Tell her that she'll never leave this house ever again.
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>>708234967
I need more of those eyebrows my nigga.

Rolling for compliment
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>>708235268
rolling
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>>708235225
it was fun while it lasted anon, i'll roll for you in memory of your amazing gets.
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Rolling for

"Do your parents know where you are miss?"
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>>708234967
>show me your boipussy
>do IT
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>>708234967
Ask Questions already!
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>>708235360
Rerolling
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>>708235225
this
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>>708235400
Winrar?
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>>708235400
winrar
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>>708235400
shitty winrar. rolling for trips and >>708235225
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>>708235400
>>708235434
Winrar.
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>>708235400
Heh, Op here.
A nice compliment it is.
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>>708235217
Roll
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>>708235443
>>708235444
Fucking rekt. Trips stolen.
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>>708235444
FUCKDAMNIT WASTED TRIP.
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>>708235444
Nice trips by the way.
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>>708235444
WINRAR
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>>708235443
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>>708235505
Can we get quads?
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>>708235537
I think we can
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>>708235225
quads
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>>708235459
Now we wait.
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>>708235360
wtf does this even mean? what a shitty win.
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>>708235669
>not complimenting a lady before jumping in her pants
Okay autist sure.
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im kinda glad that it hasent turned into a story about chris hansen molesting a girl that walked into his apartment.
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>>708235939
what are you a faggot
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>>708235939
yet
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>>708235939
Wow, you're weird
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>>708224909
I TELL HER TO SHAVE THOSE LEWD EYEBROWS
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>>708235999
OHHHHHH
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>>708236006
>shaving the eyebrows
You fucking heathen of lesser tastes
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>>708236062
WHAT
LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO LEWD

>>708236006
ROLL
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>>708236126
THOSE KIND OF EYEBROWS ARE FOR PROTECTING YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WASTED WINRARS!
>they have sexy time
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>>708236208
THEY'RE LEWD AND THE PROPER COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD BE TAKEN

>>708236006
ROLL
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OP is having a mini artblock, will take a while more
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>After you've finished complimenting her
Tell her to sit there while you jack off onto her face.
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I offer her eggs worthy of English Queen
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>>708234967
Shoot her and myself in the head
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>>708235999
OH FUCKING WINRAR override!
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>>708236552
not that it came with instructions tho. nice get
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>>708236543
roll
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>>708236456
rolling
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>>708236633
Faggot.
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Roll for sudden, even lewder, even larger eyebrows.
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>>708236665
DAMNIT! So close!
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>>708236633
winrar
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>>708236709
I don't think rolls start counting until the image gets posted. Unless you can beat the current trips.
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>>708236633
Winrar
>make a meme together
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>>708230611
I'm in fucking stitches right now, thanks anon
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>>708236779
Rerollerino
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Rolling for lucky anons originals.
>>708235225
>>708235280
>>
OP is a shitty drawfag.
OP is a shitty drawfag.
OP is a shitty drawfag.
OP is a shitty drawfag.
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If these doesn't end with everyone feeling disgusted with themselves, I'll be disappointed.
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>>708237106
At least he's doing something interesting.
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>>708237217
If he can hurry the fuck up and do it.
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Give her the dick like the dirty cum slave she is
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ROLL

Tentacles it is
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>>708236456
ROLL
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>>708235225
ROLL
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>>708237385
Double roll
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>>708234967
Hey OP, are you working on the compliment?

Anyway...

"You really shouldn't have come... It's dangerous, and little girls like you can easily be in danger. I'm the protector of children like you everywhere, be more careful next time. Also take off your pants."
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>>708237447
roll-o
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>>708236665
Reroll
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Op died
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>>708237034
Reroll
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>>708237626
Satanic trips?
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>>708237583
Rip OP, was a great op
>slept in the same bed
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Side note, OP, you got a place you post your art or are you a regular drawthread person?

Really digging your art style and would love to see more.
Always wanted to make a thread like this but i was lazy

Theres already a winrar for next scene so i dont need to add anything to this
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Op is here, almost done
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Talking for OP:

Art takes time you fuck nuggets. Give OP 10-20 minutes. Unless you want shitty stick figures.
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Bumping for op
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Bumping
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>>708235400
>"w-what?"
>you finally say something you were holding back since the first time you met her
>you get closer
>and say smoothly
>"Your eyebrows..."
>"...huh..."
>"Your eyebrows are really beautiful..."
>"Eh?"
>She blushes profusely after you compliment her eyebrows

What will you do now?

Guys, sorry, I had problems.
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Bumping to keep thread alive
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>>708238014
Force penis into her mouth, then cum on her eyebrows.
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>>708238014
shoot her and myself in the head
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>>708238014
>take off your clothes
>DO YOU SLUT
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>>708238094
roll
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>>708238014
>lean in close
>lick her eyebrows
>whisper sweet nothings to her eyebrows, not her
>lean back
>ask her why she is here
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>>708238090
this
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>>708238109
Rollo
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>>708238127
Roll
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>>708238090
Rolling
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>>708238137
Reroll
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>>708236665
Rolling
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>>708238090
fucking this
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>>708238109
ROLL
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Adopt a child
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>>708238094
rolling
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>>708238127
Rollin

Cmon gimme some eyebrow love
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>>708238177
waste
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>>708238177
Winrar
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>>708238109
ROLLING
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>>708238109
TRIPS
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>>708238127
GIMME SOME TRIPS TO OVERRIDE THEM DUBS
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>>708238109
Squidward Rollertini
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>>708238177
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>>708238014
Tell that niggers are only 10% of population yet commit 90% crimes isn't that just quacking crazy
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>>708238094
rollerino
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>>708238109
TRIPPSS
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>>708238177
OP here.
Alright then.
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>>708238094
rollin
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>>708237626
Reroll.
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>>708238127
O almight trip gods... Please hear my plea
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>>708238311
Now we wait another half an hour.
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>>708238094
trips pls
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>>708238311
OP, you got anywhere i could find more of your art?
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>>708238094
check out these trips
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>>708238094
Cum on trips!!
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>>708238094
roll for murder-suicide
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So is op a guy or a gurl?
Both??
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>>708238094
roll for trips
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Bump

Also, ask where are her parents
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Massage her crotch
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>>708238705
roll
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>>708238094
trips pls
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>>708238705
rollerino
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>>708238094
Give it another go!
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>>708238705
reroll
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>>708238094
come on trips
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>>708238705
this
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>>708238705
Rollerinotino
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pee in her mouth
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>>708238094
trips or bust
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>>708238770
so close
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>>708238770
yus
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>>708238705
This
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>>708238678
Ok
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>>708238770
roll
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>>708238770
omfg almost quads
roll for Satan
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>>708238678
Why not
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>>708238770
Kek
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>>708238094
Trips baby
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>>708238770
roller
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>>708237034
Reroll
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>>708238770
rerollerino spammerino
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>>708238770
rolling in the deep
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>>708238770
rawl
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>>708238094
Trips time
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>>708238770
get trips
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>>708238094
trips or die
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>>708238996
Almost
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>>708237034
Rollin
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>>708239033
win
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>>708238094
roll for trips
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>>708239033
.
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>>708238094
trips
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>>708239033
get
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>>708239033
trips
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>>708238094
look at these trips
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>>708239033
hermagerd
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>>708239033
fuck
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>>708238094
rolling, trips pls
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>>708239033
you mean these trips
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>>708237034
Rooll
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>>708239208
pls
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>>708238094
Pls trips pls
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>>708239208
...
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>>708238094
trips?
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>>708237034
Trying again.
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>>708238094
Roll
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>>708238094
fuck trips quads kunt,
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>>708237034
Once more, with passion.
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>>708239441
>>
pee in mouth you faggots
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>>708238770
rollinggg
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>>708238770
rolldurr
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>>708238094
rolling
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>>708237034
Again
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>>708224909
I let her come in. make curry, and watch animu with her.

>then fuck her right in the butthole
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>>708239441
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>>708238770
rawler
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>>708238770
sigh
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>>708238770
halp
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>>708238094
rollerino
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>>708230349
Would you make her eat all the eggs?
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>>708230611
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>>708238094
again
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oh no the thread is almost ogre.
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>>708238094
noot noot
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I would help her out, let her stay for a week or two and watch her to make sure she doesn't steal anything. If she doesn't get off her ass and get a job I'll kick her out.
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>>708238094
ahem
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>>708239772
OP better post or make a new one.
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>>708238413
Nope.
>>708238177
>a sudden blow of wind takes over the living room
>countless flashes of light are emitted from her eyebrows
>No! It can't be!
>they are evolving
>her eyebrows are now bigger, faster, stronger

What do you do now?
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>>708238094
No dubs is my name, Cumming in Minges is my game
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>>708238109
Don't worry guys, rolling dubs for this
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>>708239938
We start a new thread
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>>708239938
>TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
>DO IT NOW
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>>708224909

Make her eat all the eggs.
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>>708239938
Thank you.
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Start speaking to her in a different language
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>>708239938
reveal that i am actually a nigger, forcibly impregnate her and leave when the child is born.
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>>708238477
triples
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I squirt cheese wiz onto her brows and lick them off, causing her to orgasm.
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>>708239938
Cum on her face
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>>708239938
grab her by the pussy, also in that moment mask falls off and it turns out it was donald trump all along
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>>708240016
Roll
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>>708239938
Find out what her name and reason for being there is.

Then throw her in the back of the mystery machine, we got cases to solve.
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>>708240016
Rolling
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>>708239938
Save her with a kiss.
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>>708240121
TOP KEK
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>>708240016
Rollo
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>>708240209
Rolling. But make it the high impact sexual violence kind.
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>>708240016
Rolllll
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>>708240209
Roll for this
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saw off eyebrows with spoon, proceed to paste eyebrows on self, chris hansen lvl 2
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>>708240244
WINRAR
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>>708240250
rolling
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>>708240250
roll for dem trips
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>>708240244
WINRARWINRARWINRAR
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>>708240244
Dude we are Fucking smooth.
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>>708240244
Third win in a row. HAHA, fuck ya'll.
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>>708240244
Sorry, but my trips say that we touch her over her clothes.
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>>708240244
Winrar

New thread op?
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>>708240389
Heh... There must have been a mistake. Here, there they are.
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>>708238094
rolllllll
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>>708239938
OP here.
I think I'm getting a break now.
I'll be back tomorrow.
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>>708240244
Make this happen op!!
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>>708240507
Noooooo
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>>708240244
OP here,
Yeah, sorry.
Not today.
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>>708239938
shoot her and myself in the head
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>>708240507
OP pls remember the saving kiss next time. God bless you.
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>>708240507
Awwwww shit.

But I'm all emotionally invested now. I'll miss it!
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>>708240507
What time??

Remember Hansen kisses the girl!
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>>708240550
Ggnore
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>>708238590
need trips
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>>708240570
>>708240599
Late night, Yes I'll remember.
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>>708240657
Bless you op
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