So who here is a virgin and who old are you?
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So who here is a virgin and who old are you?
>>708224741
I am 12 and im a virgin
>>708224741
im 20 lol
>>708224893
I am 22 and im a virgin
19, will be 20 in 8 days. First steps to becoming a wizard almost completed
>>708224741
Who is that semen-demon, that splunk-succubus that weiner-witch
im a 30 yrs wizard
>>708225183
Alexandra Daddario
>>708224741
18 NOT a virgin. but might as well be.
24 kiss less virgin, maybe ill be a wizard someday
>>708224741
"who old are u" Maybe that's why you're a virgin. PS: I'm 18
>>708225431
Thanks m8
>>708225201
At what year exactly do you start asking yourself "Will I die a virgin"?
>>708225475
noone cares about your failed sex life.
Fret not, robots; the waifu age is nearly upon us
>>708224741
Think them melons taste like Juicy fruit?
28 and virgin
>>708224741
I am 21
>>708225137
Samefag here, does “just the tip“ count as looking my virginity?
I'm 25 and a proud virgin
>>708224741
31. Pure.
22 but about to lose it so
>>708225627
By "just the tip" u mean your entire small penis, correct ?
>>708225627
Did you thrust?
16 and 4 girls deep
>22
>boards
>/x/, /3/, /tg/
>never really go to /b/
>>708225623
Loser fuck
26 here, fucked 16 girls. not proud of it...
>>708225552
at 26 i knew i will die a virgin when a 3/10 told me i was too ugly for her
>>708225664
kys
>>708225907
hard to get a girlfriend
19
fucked 2
not proud but not stressed either
>>708225925
just out of morbid curiosity can I see a pic of you?
>>708225910
then you dont apply to this thread....
>>708224741
45
>>708224741
Can we just post more Daddario webms?
>20 almost 21ys
>have kissed
>have felt boobs through bra but not seen them
Even if I felt her boobs, can I still be a wizard?
18, had sex once or twice, got dumped ):
>>708226089
newfag
>>708226227
you don't know if you had sex once or twice? you should probably see a doctor.
Kissless Virgin 26,5 yo
>>708226227
>1 or 2.
30 American
4 girls deep. None American
>>708226393
ever even close?
>>708226275
>>708226433
Well, the first time the dick went in but it hurt too much and we didn't penetrative sex, so I'm not sure if that counts.
>>708226275
he probably barely put the tip in and is unsure wether or not he's gonna count it
>If your total is below 5 I say go ahead and count it just to get a higher number, if not, don't count it because it doesn't *really* count
>>708224741
13, zozz
>>708226080
sis next to me and no i wont post a pic of her
>>708226590
even if your dick touches the vagina without penetration it counts as sex.
>>708226654
Is your sister hot
>>708226726
Nope, it has to penetrate.
>>708226726
Well they called it rape
>>708226654
post her anus?
18 and I m a dude :P Completely virgin
>>708226654
>>708226757
>dat elbow though
>fap fap fap
>>708226801
so when you get a blowjob, you don't see it as sex?
>>708225664
>>708225650
>>708225623
>>708225201
How is it possible to avoid sex for this long?
>>708226996
I call it a clinton
>>708227125
>Avoid
Not their choice
>>708227130
i see what you did there
>>708226757
yeah. about 2-3 years ago airoldi ( a known designer aroune here) ask her to be a model for him but she refused because of her school
>>708227200
Sure it is. You'd have to actively avoid sex to remain a virgin for that long.
>>708225627
Please tell the story?
>>708226841
sure bruh
>>708226654
tbh though I have seen much uglier guys get laid. Put yourself out there a bit more. You are bang on average
>>708227795
also maybe shave the neck beard
>>708227353
Was making out with girlfriend, she was sitting on top of me. Suddenly she said she didn't want to continue because because her sister was sleeping in the room next to hers. Didn't wtf was happening, that excuse for whatever was ridiculous af.
>>708226654
1. Lose weight.
2. Shave (or at least trim) that neckbeard into something decent.
3. Get a decent haircut.
4. Get some fashionable glasses/contacts.
5. Buy some new "in" clothes after you lose weight.
It's basically 2 steps because 1 and 2 are personal hygiene and (2),3,4 and 5 are how you present yourself to other people.
>>708227795
i know that. the worst fucking thing is im not even a beta dude. not alpha ether but i have no problem talking with peoples and im usually the dude that make peoples laugh when im around. i might look like the type of dude that hang around public pool and jackoff behind a bush but i dont have any proplem talking to girls or anything. they just dont find me attrative or anything.
>>708224741
i am virgan wat do u guys? i lost love never found again no?
36 yo virgin
>also not interested so fuck your BS about how to "change it".
I'm 18, virgin, but I used to get hand jobs from my neighbours wife when she baby sat me. Those were good times.
>>708228569
LoLd at your 69. It's the universe calling.
>>708228272
i know my beard look like shit on this pic. i did not shave it for a month because i was feeling been a lazy shit that time. i usually well trim and my hair are usually not that long or curly. i know i have wheights to loose. in about 2 years i hit over 300 pounds. on the pic i was around 310 ( the pic is 4 months olds ) and know im at 298. i still have al lot to lose the im getting there
>>708225910
24 here. fucked 39. feels great being good looking. didn't even need money or a car. just a bottle of liquor and some weed.
also, tinder really helped me.
>>708228639
story?
>>708228272
Also,
1. Even though I adamantly suggest to do 1, its more all about 2,3,4,5.
2. You don't have to look like the raging faggots with the undercuts and topsiders. Just try to be a little bit more fashionable.
Eg. Semi-Skinny Jeans, the ones that go skinny on your knees, but stay the same shape after.
Eg. Wear a fucking jacket instead of a short-sleeve polo. If it's hot, A shirt will do just fine.
Eg. Wear walking shoes like Vans or Converse. I suggest not to wear skateboard shoes.
>>708224741
31 and have had sex 3 times, but was always too nervous and never got hard. does that count?
>>708228826
It's me. Refer to >>708228893
Also style your hair, don't do a mohawk. Ask your barber on what's "in".
>>708226654
What's that shit about your right ear?
The remnants of a failed hanging?
>>708225478
Me to but I've been close.. sucks
>>708229019
lol i just notice it.
no it a piece of a birthday present that was behind us
>Dick wouldnt fit in gf, got in like 1 Inch and then she started screamig that it hurt and we should stop
Tell be /b/ros does that count?
18 btw
>Inb4 Ur only 1 Inch long
>>708224741
>who old are you?
what do you mean?
>>708226654
Jesus fucking christ you look alot like me. Im 20. Im so scared now.
>>708226572
When I was 14/15 There were 2 girls interested in me. But I didn't see it or just was too busy with other stuff. When I look back I regret it.
One of the girls (8/10) stripped for me on web cam (MSN messenger times) we met at ther house, she had a friend another girl there. The other girl later asked me if I liked the stripping girl. I said, "I like her, but I want to get to know her better first." We played a board game and I left early. Never really talked to her again.
Still cringe, when I look back.
That was pretty much the closest. I am at a point where I have my friend circle (most of them with their partner) and don't get to know new girls.
But I also don't put in much effort to change it. I'm just lazy and am scared to get rejected (eventhough I don't even know how it feels)
20 and a virgin, got my dick sucked twice but never fucked because I never had a condom. Wasn't expecting to get my dick sucked twice. (Shit was cash) I fingered the girl and made her cum and she told me that she didn't even notice I was a virgin till I told her
roll
Imy 23, only ever kissed a girl because we were drunk.
24, slept with like 13 girls. But only 1 girl in the past 4 years. I used to be little slutty I dunno what happened
26 kissless and loving it.
>>708229242
Technically it does count, but if you tell someone on "how" you had sex, no one would ever consider it.
>>708229288
you're fucked kid
>>708224741
24 kissless virgin here. Any tips from you experienced faggots? How does date translate to banging? Is there something im not seeing? How to display sexual interest?
>>708226654
good luck anon. I hope you make it someday. I say have faith even if the situation looks dire. you should try losing weight honestly. it would help you a lot.
what holds me back is I am a manlet and got awful skin on my face. not sure what form of acne I got but in any case it definitely holds me back because my chin area gets too bloody, scabby, flaky and just plain nasty. so what female would want to make out with that?
36 yo virgin here, ask me anything
>>708224741
Im a 3 hour virgin and man my balls are blue
36, never done anything with a girl. I'm sitting here at work wondering if I should start some work or walk outside under a bus.
18, gotten head a few times, touched a couple cooters, but never actually done the real deal.
>>708229454
I usually act a little retarded. Or give them a sob story. Or listen to everything they want to say. Make them talk about shit you're not interested in. Then go and get drunk. Works
16 :(
19, and I've already accepted that I'll be alone and a virgin for my whole life. I'm just too ugly, unsettling, and generally unlikable to ever get into a relationship, let alone have sex.
>>708224741
23, still a virginian
>>708226654
You need some confidence anon and the false confidence of the whore variety is better than none at all.
>fuck whores then go on to cougars at applebees
29. Had a gf/fiance for a long time, we fucked like rabbits. Broke up a couple of years ago, I haven't bothered looking since. I'm pretty much just waiting to die at this point.
21 and fucked 15 women, some up to 50+ times. You guys must be doing something wrong.
26 kissless virgin.
high school = go to school go home
college = go to class go back to room (hw/video games)
now = go to work go home
no women my age at work/team (at least not anyone i'd have an opportunity to talk to). i could go for weeks without saying "hi" to any women within 5 years of me.
>>708229856
thats why Venus invented bars and booze anon
>>708228341
Keep your face clean shaven and get a fresh cut. Worked for me
>>708229813
pic of yourself?
29
not a virgin but super suicidal
gf left me
I'm here to feel better about myself but it's not working
>>708230019
fuck that whore, get over her
>>708229942
i know but with my face shaved i look like a 6ft baby
>>708229984
Waking up from burning man. Kissed at least 3 girls that night
>>708230019
How long ago did she leave? It's been 2 years for me and I still miss her. I honestly just miss not being alone and getting my dick wet.
I am a kissless virgin at 21.. I have had a few opportunities where someone wanted to fuck me, but i always kind of wanted to wait till i meat someone i truly enjoyed being around.
i'm not trippen too much about it, i got a big box full of exotic sex toys to keep my occupied in the meantime.
>>708230215
Haha you look well cooked m8, how do you get with so many women btw?
>>708230350
>but i always kind of wanted to wait till i meat someone i truly enjoyed being around.
Problem A
>i'm not trippen too much about it, i got a big box full of exotic sex toys to keep my occupied in the meantime.
Problem B
seriously
just get a hooker and get it out of your system. then you will see its not that big of a deal and it will just make it easier to get over the anxiety.
unless you are the elephant man or really handicapped there is no excuse unless personal choice.
to the younger ones, forget about the bulls hit of white knight respect .. if she wants the dick you give it to her, trust if you don't some one will.
I'm 36 and lost it at 14 in a girls bathroom, I've fucked all, from 2/10 to 10/10, traps and just plain dudes. couples ands orgys .
Don't reject it because of some morals... it's just sex and fun.
You all just put to much tough into it...
>>708230254
she left me 3 weeks ago and then told me I was reprehensible for fucking other women while still trying to get back with her
the thing is, I didn't fuck any other women...so I texted her back that her information was wrong and that I hadn't moved on and I was waiting for her.
then she stopped replying again
fucking crazy bitch
I love her to death but if she doesn't text me back or come over in the next couple of weeks, I have to move on...
>>708229856
Go out of your way sometime. I don't care about you, but you should.
As a 26 yo kissless virgin
I don't really care that much that I haven't fucked yet (of course I fantasize about it too) but It bothers me more, that I can't share romantic moments or memories with a girl. When I sit somewhere and see a nice sundown I dream about how it would be when I sit there with a girl, hold her in my arms, what would I say.
What would it feel like when I pay for a girls dinner, and when she asks me to eat the rest, cause it was too much.
What it feels like when a girl calls you if you are okay, if you come late from work.
What it feels like to get confronted by a girl, cause you looked at an other girl's ass
What does it feel like to be loved
>>708230141
>>708230254
yeah I don't even know if I love(d) her or I hate being alone
I don't have any friends
it was just me and her for the past 7 months
>>708230527
I'm the 36 yr old virgin from a few posts up. imagine how you feel now and add ten years of that pain.
19
>>708230428
explain how these are problems.
I am 33, slept with 64 women. Lost my virginity at 16 in high school. To be fair though like 12 of them were hookers.
>>708230374
I wait until they're too drunk to remember, and I video tape. Then I blackmail Using the footage into fucking me more
>>708230771
Do do you want a medal or...?!
>>708230870
>do do
Scatfag detected.
And you wonder why you're a virgo
lost my virginity @ age 16
normal human in the house
...
did have a big, big dry spell in my twenties when i was depressed. that sort of smarts... missed out on so much good young pussy.
but now in my early thirties i have come back into action so i am making up lost ground.
>>708224741
Not me nigga lolololol
>>708230870
EAT DA POOPOO!
>>708224741
20, virgin, not kissless though, I've just never gone the distance. Mainly because of me "sperging" out and not being able to read between the lines. Working on it though.
19, kissless handholdless virgin, over the course of my life 5 girls have explicitly shown interest in me, first I accidentally rejected and probably really insulted out of pure foolish obliviousness. Second I rejected because of lack of interest. Third and fourth I never had the balls to seek out, even now looking back I easily could have won them. Fourth I semi rejected and then didn't have the balls to seek out, but she was a kinda annoying Mexican and turned out to be a niggerchaser, no regrets.
I've spent a lot of time reflecting on these and I think I'll be able to recognize the next opportunity and I don't think I'll let it pass me by because I'm getting too old for this virgin shit.
I do really regret #3 though, only now I realize how much better my life could have been if I wasn't so shy.
I also regret #1, only because I feel really bad for hurting her feelings.
>>708224741
where is the webm from?
>>708226654
i allways get suprised how fat dunkey got in such short time
>>708228832
teach me how to tinder. I'm a ok 7/10, and I get matched with a lot of cute chicks, but I can't pick girls up over text form at all.
>>708226654
You're definitely fuckable. Depending on your personality you could be dateable too. You look like a normal dude so I wouldn't stress too much. But normal does mean you have to put in effort sometimes.
The beard will be hit or miss with some girls. Example, I like face sitting guys with beards.
>>708224741
I can tell you for a fact the pain of being a virgin doesn't go away unless you have a system to repeat the cycle with more girls.
>>708228639
You can't write shit like that and not greentext, anon
turned 28 yesterday, but i ate a girl out when i was 25, didnt fuck her though... am i still a virgin?
>>708233136
Unfortunately yes
>>708224741
I am. 29 y/o. Strangely, I'm not a social outcast or anything... Educated, veteran, 6 figure job in a management position... Not particularly ugly or fat.
>>708227620
What's wrong with that baby?
>>708232695
Glad someone else noticed
I just don't hang out with girls anymore now that I'm not in school anymore. I have several female friends, but I only see them when I go out drinking on the weekends, but then I usually get so shit faced I can't manage to get more than a make out session. Wish I could find the motivation to really try to get laid.
>>708233470
>>708233262
>>708233136
>>708233070
>>708233102
I'm 29
I moved out to CA from NY to escape my problems
They followed me here (not surpised)
Crippling anxiety and depression and slowly becoming agoraphobic; I don't leave my house during the day and can barely hold my graveyard shift job at a hotel
No driver's license
My gf dumped me 3 weeks ago after a 6 month long rocky relationship, she has a TBI and PTSD and we both got drunk day and night
Lots of fighting
I don't know if I love(d) her or if I just hate being alone
I miss her tremendously
She texted me yesterday for the first time, saying there are no words for how disgusting of a human I am because she believes I was fucking other women since we broke up, while still sending her messages that I wanted her and only her
I tell her she's wrong and I am waiting for her and I haven't moved on
She never texts back
Should I just kms for being such a general life fuck up?
>>708227324
Some people are just ugly and lack social skills, anon. I should know.
21, I could drive for an hour and a half and lose it tomorrow if I wanted to but its not a big deal to me
>>708228494
Excuse me sir is that English I am reading?
>>708233599
I don't have a single friend
that's why I'm here.
>>708224741
2/3rd the way to wizardhood
>>708225524
Protipp: Watch true detective.
You can thank me later.
>>708224741
18 and a virgin. Might lose it to some prossie
>>708233599
no, don't kill yourself, try to improve your life step by step, i would say the first step is trying to manage your depression a little better
