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jdtgfsdx
>>708210059
it died somewhere between taking school and work with no days off
that is not falvie!
buttz
>>708209759
is that how you end all your nice beats
>>708209764
still looks pretty cute
katia which would you prefer I call you, he or she?
>>708210190
Well, you're not falvie fais!
katia will always be a she, at least to me
>>708210157
I too am in the no weekends zone. A mental break is coming sooner or later
Xir*
>>708210281
Nah, sometimes it ends with "squirrt"
call me only when you're dead
>>708210567
Intended to lif forever
>>708210672
why katia why
>>708210567
>inciting your own torment from beyond the grave
You're a dumb mother fucker.
>>708210749
I have leslie jones to ghost bust him for me on standby, that makes everything better right
>>708210542
is that more lewd that a splorrt
>>708210038
I got really sick though.
>>708211013
no fucking shit
>>708211004
>expecting a nigger to do work they're being paid for
You're FUCKED.
>>708210649
y-you first
>>708211009
Don't know, I guess I'd say it sounds more lewd
>>708211105
I think I'm done drinking.
I'd like to keep my blood in me.
>>708211192
you have the gun, I don't
>>708211186
I'll tell her the ghost was a racist and inciting harassment.
at the very least she'll get twitter to ban snuffles' account and get every media outlet to accuse racism
>>708211386
Gib drinks.
>>708211386
you should really go back to smoking weed and skip the alcohol
like for real
>>708211485
*Chu*
>>708211547
When I move back let's just get baked.
>>708211426
I've more than enough for a firing squad. Supply the men I've got the arms
>>708211386
Finally discover your limit?
>>708211426
I get it. That was clever. Not to mention timely and relevant. Biting satire. Hard-hitting commentary. Yeah. Definitely.
>>708211951
You move so much.
>>708211386
>I'd like to keep my blood in me.
your blood wont make much of anything anyway
>>708212203
Is there ANY positive influence in your life at all?
>>708212024
A 5th of vodka in 30 min.
I can do it over 2 hours, but not half an hour.
>>708212107
I know.
>>708212203
Eh, but throwing it up in a hotel isn't fun.
>>708212024
Carl wyd there's walkers to kill
actually I did the math and the 7 billion people having an average of 7 pints of blood would be 49,000,000,000 pints of blood or less than a cubic mile of water.
we would need about 400 quadrillion people to make the entire planetary ocean out of blood
I hate E-bay and Craigslist
>>708212293
I meant in reference to the amount >>708212507
>>708212559
how come?
>>708212642
My add for an N64 was removed for no real good reason.
And my E-bay listings never seem to get much attention.
>>708212315
I'm tempted to try the same but with Fireball- See how good my alcoholic cred is.
>>708212470
Zombie apocalypse gets lonely, man.
>>708212559
Don't you badmouth CList, that shit's my jam.
>>708212787
I'm looking to buy N64 games.
>>708212954
I wouldn't.
>not watering your whiskey down
>not drinking whiskey straight from the bottle
>>708212787
is there no website specifically for buying and selling older consoles and games?
>with BEER
>>708213024
Bar losing an actual body part, there's not much more that can be done to me that I haven't dealt with.
>>708213024
Well its a bundle with a system. I'm sure you already have everything in there. Just a starter bundle.
>>708212954
The major flaw of their system is the auto remove after 3 reports. I got a few people here who for some reason have their panties in a huge bunch and seem to be going out of their way to cause trouble.
>>708213232
I could try reddit but I have no idea how to use that site. That and its all based on trust that some one will really send the cash for the product.
>not whiskeying your blood up
Can there please be more porn for a poor lurker
its actually pretty good if you use those light ales (NOT FUCKING IPAS) the ones that are hoppy but not too bitter or too sweet.
drop a glass of whiskey in it and fill'er up.
makes it taste kind of iron-y with a lot of stomach heat and shit will drop drunk on you like a load of bricks.
>>708213430
can one get drunk from semen if the person ur drinking it from is drunk?
wanna find out
>>708213380
I'm just surprised there isn't an ebay specifically for games and systems
my hard drive is temporarily working, yay!
>>708213261
Please don't die.
>>708213380
I could get a list of what I don't have and figure it out from there.
>>708213499
If your goal is to get fucked up- Everclear or moonshine, not this half measure faggotry.
>>708213830
Hey! League Fag!
>>708213830
what happened to your hard drive?
>>708213710
I dunno, but I'm already pretty drunk
>>708213869
best of all worlds, and lets you get fucked on a budget.
>>708214000
well then stop, I already am
>>708213911
hey squash, how have you been?
>>708213941
it's just dying, any games I try to play off it crash so I had to switch them to my other hard drive. I really need to just swap them out when I can with new ones.
>>708213797
There's a market on the price site now but its not user friendly at all and you have to set up some sort of third party shady way to get payed.
>>708213858
If you want. I just got a huge stack of PS1 RPG's in. Most are complete but a few are missing the books
on an unrelated note I discovered how to remove preferment marker from SNES games.
>>708214061
k I'll sleep it off. L8r m8r
>>708213858
If ingesting a full mouthful of gasoline didn't kill me, a fifth of booze won't.
I too am drinking, what a lovely coincidence.
>>708212566
I have no response to that. So instead I'll say I'm sorry and that I think about you often.
>>708213499
Sauce? I like this art.
>>708213024
buy me an everdrive
https://krikzz.com/store/home/30-everdrive-64-v25.html and I'll give you all my n64 games maybe
>>708214120
Not bad. Had a fun weekend at Ren Fest.
>>708214124
Alright. I don't want much aside from N64 right now, but PS1 could be cool.
>>708214201
Do not die.
>>708214558
what is Ren Fest?
>>708214379
Entertain me.
>>708214120
so how have you been?
>>708214124
how often does your stuff get taken off of ebay and craigslist?
>>708214379
woof
>>708214280
Can confirm. Every time I went to the living room he was at his Katia shrine crying.
>>708214411
Cherrybox
>>708214682
This is the first time in a while but it so happens to come after an encounter that didn't go well so I think it's due to that.
>>708214558
I can't name many off the top of my head but I know breath of fire 3 and 4 is in there.
>>708214536
I already was working on something like this for you.
>>708214658
Renascence fair.
>>708214682
I have been doing okay, still trying to save up some money but this time I have my laziness to blame for not saving money better since I have been ordering pizza instead of actually cooking.
>>708214673
how my lord?
>>708214682
foow
sup?
>>708214860
it was a joke please dont be serious about it
wait how were you working on your own ever drive
I mainly want one because you can play F-Zero X DD flawlessly
>>708214860
oh nice, I have wanted to go to one but never got the chance. I assume they all have their own different events and stuff, so what kind of stuff did you do there?
>>708214977
Look up Retro Pi.
>>708215038
Kansas City is like huge. Jousts and shit/.
>>708214558
Is it our own foolishness which pushes us ever closer to the brink, or is there more to it? Are some of us born to ride the ragged edge of thanatos?
>>708215199
oh nice, did you do any of them or were they just the ones you watch?
>>708214971
I don't know, got another 45 minutes before I can lock up and go home.
>>708214836
yeah, people can be dicks after that kind of stuff
>>708214866
your pizza is holding you back
>>708214971
not much, just watching south park. you?
>>708215362
Just...don't die.
>>708215402
I just watched.
I was too hung over to do much today.
But I bought a tail at the fur shop.
>>708215470
take all the mini doughnuts and stomp on them
>>708215569
watching AHS. bored
are you watching the new episode?
>>708215569
well I did actually cook today, well not really cook but I "cooked". I made some pasta and mixed in some cheese ragu sauce and some hot dogs for the ultimate in ghetto ass cooking.
>>708215569
Well if they start fucking with my bread and butter I might have to do something.
Not sure as to what though.
>>708215723
ah ok, I know that the place my one friend goes to they have practice sword fighting tournaments with rankings and everything. Although I wouldn't want to do that shit if I had a hangover either, that being said I have never had a hangover before thank god.
Also, fur shops exist? Like outside? I am honestly surprised.
>>708215723
Did the tail have a buttplug at the end of it?
>>708216032
Like, a trappers shop.
With pelts and shit. You can buy a croc head and skulls and shit.
>>708215723
Of course. Who would be left to take care of my dear Gilda?
>>708216146
Nah. I can take a pic later.
>>708216168
I can. Though I will neglect the shit out of it.
>>708216246
Disappointing.
>>708215728
not quite. I'm still a few episodes behind the newest ones
>>708215774
baby steps
>>708215784
if the reports aren't anonymous, then they could be weeded out as false
>>708216160
oooh, you meant that kind of fur shop. Well okay then. Although I have to ask what your going to do with it.
>>708216422
I know how to actually cook I just want to try and save money.
>>708216300
Scum, what has she ever done to you?
>>708216422
That's the issue, I doubt they are logged in reporting.
I've opened a case about it anyways.
>>708216498
Wear it.
>>708216520
:3
>>708216422
i really need to watch that show again. im wayyy behind :c
best place for animations and videos?
>>708216630
for what though? Are you going to wear it at furry conventions or something?
>>708216849
https://www.youtube.com/
>>708216903
the kind they dont allow on youtube
>>708216849
if you mean furry stuff then e621 is a good choice
also I gotta get some sleep, night everyone!
>>708216975
http://www.xtube.com/
>>708216168
think of the children growing up on zootopia.
this is the cause of jewish hollywood.
>>708216498
and as long as you don't order more pizzas you will
>>708216589
hopefully they can do something
>>708216645
I've been watching it on and off, so there's probably a few episodes I've missed
>>708217031
nite nite
>>708216860
I will send pics to people I have a thing for.
>>708217132
Doubtful
I can re-post it in 48 hours anyways
>>708217132
oh no! how will you ever know what ones you missed?
>>708217252
is there any problems that can come from too many reports?
>>708217278
I guess I'll just have to watch it all from the beginning again
>>708217278
Reeeerr
>>708217148
hey squash have you talked with roy recently? How is he doing?
>>708217513
yassssss i like this plan!
>>708217552
reer my arse
>>708217628
How would that work :o
>>708217612
He seemed ok last I saw him.
I texted him a few months ago.
>>708217762
his birthday is coming up i think its on the 26th but im not sure. Send him a message then if you can be bothered
Oh I know someone who can relay that to him if you want.
>>708218149
Ok
>>708217628
I still haven't found soft pretzels. I might have to make them myself
>>708217742
i dont know! D:
>>708218271
thats gay yo. i think i will look into making them tomorrow. oh what a treat that will be!
>>708218451
E-errm, I'll improvise! D8
>>708217801
if you have the case open then hopefully it shouldn't come to that
>>708218451
a tasty gay treat
>>708218661
i can shape them into dick bread
>>708218627
well lets see it
>>708218266
thanks
>>708218232
did he not remove you from every friendslist he had?
>>708218797
but then you'd be eating dicks
>>708218797
*plays arse like an accordion
>>708218905
salty doughy dicks
>>708218956
how lewd~
>>708218898
Is that what he told you?
I know a guy who knows him so that is how I plan to do it.
>>708219018
that's kinda gay
>>708219018
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right!
>>708219161
in my mouth and getting all moist
>>708219207
i dont think there is a right or wrong way
>>708219033
he didnt tell me anything i was just under the impression he removed everyone from these threads but maybe he only did it to the ones he didnt like that much
>>708219293
that's really gay man
>>708219293
Whatevs *plays wildly and incoherently
>>708219428
and i can dip them in cheese~
>>708219515
youre a mad man~
>>708219682
that sounds pretty tasty. I'd like to get a taste of that
>>708219363
I removed him. Long story but nothing too spicy really.
>>708219682
(In Franklin Clinton's voice) Man screw this shit! *SMACK
>>708219792
we can lick the tips clean~
>>708219827
rude!
>>708219936
Can't help you're so smackable~
>>708219936
thats lewd
>>708219798
that sucks. What happened?
>>708220084
super rude
>>708220179
and i will make them really fat so we choke on them as we eat them
>>708220434
patpat
>>708220434
do you usually get your pretzels in the shape of dicks?
>>708220589
thats better~
>>708220658
i do not. i have never seen one before.
>>708220807
*bongo drumming
>>708220807
I find that hard to believe.
I'm all caught up on the southpark episode, what do?
>>708221121
watch AHS now
>>708220864
my bum is not a play thing. its a tool
>>708221315
Ohh... What kinda tool?
>>708221315
is it good?
>>708221522
the cute kind
>>708217113
I grew up on the wholesome, family friendly entertainment that is Saving Private Ryan. Look how perfectly well-adjusted I turned out.
>>708221608
That I knew already :p
>>708221522
like a wrench
>>708221608
season 1 and 2 are worth watching. the rest are meh but watchable.
Snuggles, do you want to join a doomsday cult with me?
i hate horses
>>708221836
Sounds a bit painful
>>708221836
I'll give it a watch
>>708221859
can i join?
>>708222025
eh you get used to it
>>708222126
Gullp
>>708222126
Yeah, I guess.
>>708212024
Is that leafy?
>>708222222
>>708222327
what do we do?
>>708222477
Drink Flavor Aide and eat apple sauce.
>>708222610
this sounds pretty nice~
>>708222907
It's loaded with strychnine.
>>708223217
It'll be great.
>>708223345
>>708223345
will the juice taste ok though?
