ylyl last one just 404'd
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl last one just 404'd
Anyone wanna kik nudes of the prepubescent?
@ihave12inpenis
>>708187064
you dont need this side bar of people repeating the obvious joke for it to be funny you fucking horrible faggot
>>708188839
xdDDD
greetings from /x/
>>708185886
At least the baby has her eye color
>>708187175
Haha where did you find this one?
OC
>>708190045
what the actual fuck
WHERE IS the TORLL with the repply to this post .jpg?? XDFFFDDD
>>708189412
I always laugh at this one. Holy shit, Dreamcatcher was a weird movie.
>>708190333
>>708190045
i'm going to take a guess and say it's probably Chris-chan
>>708190045
The left sees nothing wrong with this.
>>708186442
what cartoon is that
IMEI Block - Galaxy S5
So i found a cell phone on the subway, now imei blocked... being of criminal persuasion is there any way to unblock this sucker.
PIC Unrelated
>>708190829
You truely are a dumbass motherfucker kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo7UqdsLrzw
>>708190268
>90268 ▶
>File: 1475523106884.jpg (281 KB, 832x1280)
shopped
>>708191135
Did you brain wet farted or you are just a nigger?
Because I can't even
>>708191078
Stop posting your goddamn hipster friends they ain't funny
OC ;)
>>708190505
It is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igzoaG4eXLg
>>708186520
this shit has that unpleasant smell of pop music.
here's a classic
>>708191938
Vintage tumblr
>>708192208
lol
>>708187907
I'd fuck her, but why is her cunt up so high?
>>708186248
Lost.
Dude looks happy, doesn't he?
Spin dat chili in dat pot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fXkUSj-TrM
>>708191999
Epic trips and photo bro xD
>>708191206
Fuck...
>>708191847
i lost it to this kek
>>708192208
>>708192297
Samefag?
>>708190045
Well now
>>708192475
>no
>>708189734
how though?
>>708187368
LOST. Big time.
>>708190797
Phineas and Ferb
>>708192422
reply
>>708192422
lost
>>708192422
What else is new
>>708192208
>>708192297
>>708192475
>>708192528
>it was me all along
>>708189734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>708190797
Phineas and Ferb
>>708192422
Acceptable
>>708190195
is this real?
>>708190175
come on dude
>>708192981
this is great on so many levels.
>>708190513
What? A man rubbing his pussy until he ejaculates bloody cum? Nope. Nothing at all.
>>708190268
Thats not even vaguely funny, the bottom picture rustles my jimmies..
SIEG HEIL!
>>708192422
sdfucki
>>708187907
> augmentation scars
And that's what they look like _after_ she tried to get them fixed.
>>708193092
This is not funny. end your life
>>708187368
im out
>>708193500
no u
>>708185886
>>708193646
it was all me all along
>>708192422
This post is redundant
>>708190829
IMEI block, otherwise known as "blocklisted" requires a walk in to a corporately owned provider. If you don't have valid ID or are unable to answer security questions, they'll take the phone from you. Do the right thing and return it. Might even get a rewarded, nigga.
>>708189573
this... this isn't funny at all...
I haven't come close to keking. Come on guys.
>>708191910
Use this on my niece all the time.
>>708192422
Not taking any chances
>>708193815
whatthefuck
>>708187593
@ihave1.2inpenis
>>708190045
I don't understand this
>>708189734
How?
>>708187175
I really really really really like this book.
>>708188734
Lost
>>708189734
My jimmies
>>708185886
>ylyl last one just 404'd
the last one always 404s.
every time forever.
>>708194723
LOST!
>>708194608
Fuck you on so many levels this is why 4chan is ruined for me at night and before you ask, yes I am fucking mad
>>708192422
shite nice dubs
>>708190045
what the hell are balls for if you can cum without them?
>>708189734
what the fuck
>>708192251
every... fucking... time
>>708194788
damn
>>708192422
i don't even like girlsj
>>708192422
Divs of truth, must respond
>>708194163
How fast do these things go
>>708192422
Darn
>>708194888
he got you, have more sportmanship furfag.
>>708193130
You would come on a dude
>>708187368
LOST
>>708193212
KEK
>>708186248
Cookin in the 6 with the wrissst motion
>>708189877
Newfag
>>708188734
Fucking lost.
>>708195202
Fuck you I have trips
>>708194888
welcome to /b/
>>708186520
>Via 9gag
I dont think ive ever said this unironically and meant it... but do us a favor anon, and KILL YOURSELF
>>708188003
But the face is on the predator body....
>>708192422
Dubs have spoken
>>708191847
i Lost! hahahahah
>>708194768
FUCK lost
>>708192422
fkj
>>708194676
fuck you
>>708192422
Wht would I trust a random faggot posting a picture on the internet?
>>708192422
Reply
>>708189992
Lost, for some reason
>>708194233
That "stuff" you see at the end == semen. Wheres the cock and balls u may ask... Thats only something a normie would wonder.
>>708192422
ATYY
>>708195191
>Installing VLC Media
Am I going to be here when I'm 50? I am in these threads every night and have been amused for a decade. Same shit, throw in a few bananas, nothing changes. Why do I come back?
>>708193923
This is the fastest I've ever trained anyone; I'm just bragging at this point
>>708192967
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708190045
Well, enough Internet for today :)
>>708192422
fucker
>>708185886
He's a cuck, the broad is a coal burner, and the child is a nigger. Now that is a fucking funny family portrait.
>>708190829
Depends on the phone. If it's a gsm or cdma. If you can get an unlock code for it, and it's cdma, you should be able to use a gsm sim.
>>708196108
Fuck me I lost if at his 5 foot dick
>>708194676
woah fuck, got me.
>>708187368
Lost and I hope its a true story
>>708191434
Fucking Lost. you win
>>708194608
This is great
>>708192422
oh shit
>>708190045
if you fuck that thing, you'll end up getting splashed with boipussy jizz all in your bellybutton
not for me.
>>708196558
based
>>708188839
Lost
>>708197043
Lost
>>708193925
Newfag
>>708192422
Shit
>>708196038
Sniped
>>708195400
Being this new.
>>708190045
well, that's new
>>708192422
Nigga
>>708192422
bruh
>>708192422
reoly
>>708192422
Lol honestly at this point I don't even care
>>708193621
Lost.
Where the FUCK does a kid learn to talk like that. Jesus Christ.
>>708196506
Why does the dog have hooves on its hind legs and fingers on its front legs
Why the neck
Why
>>708192422
I'm single and can't get shit anyway
>>708192927
I grinned
>>708192422
Cant be too safe
>>708189734
what the fuck was that
>>708198350
Why not
>>708187368
I came
>>708187368
Lost hahahaha
>>708194966
Because thats your prostate that has the cum lol
>>708196558
so what's your general strategy? pretty decent with women, never had a real need to use tinder before, but i moved cities and i've hit a hard dry spell. but there's a big university just down the road which i think could be a goldmine. thinking about jumping on tinder, any advice?
>>708186442
What possible context could this be in
>>708194608
ИГРА ОНКОЧЕНА
How even the fuck
>>708194608
oh flarp, you got me, what a great prankster you are.
>>708198988
be good looking
>>708192422
Shiet
>>708189734
Damn wow
>>708194768
LOST
also, checkem
>>708194966
Balls just hold sperm. The white stuff actually comes from your prostate.
>>708192297
>kjjhhhkjvhjvggulutr5 y I 90ogfcv the best way to be watching TV is to 7A4L2A
>>708198993
photoshop
>>708194966
You know your balls only produce the semen, not the ejaculate. "Draining your balls" is a rather pointless statement. Stick a finger up your ass an thank your prostate.
>>708194608
And what happen when I search this pic whit google? Can I find the hot rabbit file or the pic of the mother of Op?
>>708199195
okay, got that, but that can't be it. these chicks are reaching out to you on there?
>>708189734
I always suspected my whole existence was a lie anyway
>>708198988
DO it.
Set up a profile super nice, honest about who you are and what you're looking for.
Build rapport as quickly as possible.
Ask to call.
Don't message girls first. Keep tweaking your profile until they message you. Don't talk about sex, just go do something fun and active and the sex will happen naturally (you already know).
I broke several of my rules above just to see if I could. This crap will usually get you unmatched.
>>708189972
Lost
>>708189918
UNDERRATED COMMENT
>>708192422
You motherfucker.
>>708191060
Someone explain
>>708191060
lost
>>708194349
who would Photoshop that shit?
>>708200036
good shit. and, call? seems counterintuitive, they seem to respond to that well? i'd think that's a bit much for someone you've never met. could be wrong though.
how do you initiate conversation? usually at bars and stuff i can just ask 'hey how's it going?' or whatever and go from there, but i'm guessing a bit more effort is needed to get attention
>>708192422
Can't take the risk
>>708200027
Proof pls
>>708189319
This is more cancerous than the banana.
Not surprised after all that the shit pooped out of Facebook came here, considering the the average age of /b/ user nowadays....
>>708194676
god dammit.
>>708192422
fuuuuuuuuuuuckj
>>708192422
fak
>>708190268
This is what they died trying to prevent. :(
>>708187907
Fucking terrifying
>>708201035
normal people
>>708191797
some good ol redlettermedia
>>708201063
Do the opposite, like I said. Fill up the bio part with a short paragraph on the type of girl you're looking for (make it vague and applicable to most people), a longer paragraph about you, and a follow up sentence about "message me".
Girls actually read that shit. That's your approach. Then just swipe and let them message you first. Most will wait a day or two to make sure you're not a pussy.
>>708192422
Fuck you..
Replied
>>708192422
fuck. off.
>>708191206
Today is my birthday
>>708192422
>>708190829
fuck /b/
IMEI can be changed from within software on android lol, multiple programs can re-write the partions containing the imei on boot from windows, samshit is not only popular it's insecure
>>708202036
happy birthday.
>>708192422
H i t l e r w a s C a t h o l i c
