CRINGE THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
CRINGE THREAD
>>708175055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaA9P0VDgc
ultimate
>>708176594
this is always the winner.
>>708176008
>>708176594
They died for this
>>708175055
>>708178745
The sexual revolution was a mistake. Nothing but trash.
>>708179337
>Futashy
>Futa Shy
Surely it can't be serious.
>>708179981
The most cringy thing about that is that there are people fapping to that picture three times a day.
>>708176525
>penis
died
Dump imbound
>>708180522
2/13
>>708175055
people still using stones as units makes me cringe
>>708178132
I like to call that bullshit healthism. I also want to die from heart disease at 41. Thank you very much, m'lady.
>>708180572
3/13
>>708179237
This is me. Would love to understand your comment better
>>708180651
4/13
>>708180732
5/13
>>708180772
>>708180772
Premium dump m8, keep it coming
>>708180830
7/13
>>708180880
8/13
>>708180572
>>708180651
Burn it down, all of it. Just fucking nuke our civilization, it'll be a Godsend.
>>708176594
Is this the kind of 'education' they're getting now?
>>708180941
9/13
>>708179237
That steps out from "cringe" to enter "mentally ill" territories. It's a thin line.
>>708181029
10/13
>>708181086
11/13
>>708180973
i also browse /ck/
>>708181141
12/13 (better suited for rage thread)
>>708181208
13/13
Not cringe, but a kick ass story of a true hero getting revenge on someone unfaithful.
>>708180973
cmon man, not the food
>>708181399
>Bonus Image
Whenever I want to cringe and laugh at the same time I watch videos of Robert Tilton speaking in tongues. I just wanted to say it.
>>708179337
Should have
>>708179237
Is it too late for a late abortion? That kid is doomed to a life of cuckoldry and pain. Or at least to be a member of rk9
>>708179981
>>708180377
>>708176594
The first question YOU might be able to say it requires thinking but still...
I guess this is for elementary school kids.
>>708181486
>$15/hr
>>708180973
>>708175055
https://www.rabb.it/Lonerw0lf
Watching Evil Dead !
>>708181846
das jus wrong
>>708180973
Should have put a salt shaker next to the jar of money
>>708180973
mmmmm milk steak
>>708182699
kek
>>708180973
Looks tasty. Link to the recipes?
>>708176525
>penis
Lol
Android Face Enhancement
>>708175055
Wtf is a fucking stone? What aboyt using FUCKING METRIC SYS?
Some OC
Please spread
>>708183611
no way thats the same person
>>708183611
That's sad
>>708181399
>>708175055
>>708175055
sadly, I understand this. As I got older, maybe once I hit 30 + antideps.. I always feel hungry. I can eat a box of oreos, and still want more. it is completely fucked up. I went from 175 to 275 in 5 years. I used to hate fat people ( still do ) but now I'm one of them.
you know what it is like? imagine if you are allowed to jerk / have sex 1 time per month - anything more than that, you gain 1/4 lb.
>>708176525
>media
This gets me every time.
"Fuck scientific facts! I'll do what I want!"
>>708175773
thats rough
>>708180973
>>708180973
>>708181029
>2.1 GPA
This has to be a joke.
>>708184079
>filename
>tumblr
GETTBEFU KOUTNORMIEREEEEEEE
>>708176525
>>708176525
I agreed until I got to penis.
>>708183839
What is cringy about this? I am fucking happy i don't live in a shitty country where I have to pay in order to take an education. I will happily pay more taxes so that everyone can have access to free healthcare and education. But you know, that is technically socialism and that makes the dear ameriburgers flip out.
>>708178132
Lol, what a retarded unbalanced cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBbPrEJoGc
>>708177412
to be fair, which do you hate more
>mlp
>jews
>>708184329
Kek holy fuck
>>708181846
You ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
>>708183992
>>708184049
Yes, it fucking is. Fucking insane.
Grabbed it today. Android has built in soft face filters for selfies.
>>708180969
>>708180969
you are missing the point - that it is "elitist" to help out the disadvantaged. see, they aren't disadvantaged at all!!!! IF they want to kill eachother and fuck out retarded children let them...
see, isn't as bad as it first sounds.
>>708184436
Nice try I almost took the bait.
>>708184641
I don't drink alcohol.
>>708183839
there is a really good argument that college is a humanities experience, not a trade school. Unfortunately, that really only applies to the rich, so....
>>708184219
is it cringy because I want to fuck her?
>>708182576
Ahhh where's a muslim when you need one....
>>708185000
>Raise taxes
>Everyone can afford university
>???
>PROFIT
>>708179337
Why god why
>>708180377
What do you mean three?
>>708181208
Innocent man spends 10 years in jail, and a wasted of a human being gets a pat on the back, nice...
>>708178132
>My family regarded me with curiosity.
What? English please bitch...
>>708180772
I refuse to believe this is real. We can't be so fucked up.
>>708182576
Itty bitty reichstag committee
>>708185318
you will get one when you die. you and 71 other virgins. prepare your anus
>>708176525
>penis
kek
>>708184852
What bait? He's making sense you dumb nigger.
>>708180941
eh i agree with her, you chose to join the army because you had nothing going on in life, bullying some goat fucking arab doesnt do shit for my freedom, this isnt ww2 theres no overwhelming evil
>>708176008
I have a reason for hating humanity
>>708180522
>>708180572
>>708180651
>>708180732
>>708180772
>>708180830
>>708180880
>>708180941
>>708181029
>>708181208
>>708183839
People like this should be fucking gassed, I've just about had enough with all of these degenerates.
>>708180973
Orange juice and cookies is actually pretty fuckin' good.
>>708186279
This motherfucker....
It's about weed.
>>708185937
hope it is trolling
>>708186358
How is this cringe?
>>708185797
He should write really intense erotic horror stories.
>>708186358
that ticket physically pains me
>>708180973
Cookies and orange juice is pretty good actually
>>708185455
the fuck is this even saying
>>708183839
this one got me because I am working my ass off to get a degree for an in-demand field and see all these fucktards still making my coffees at starbucks in a couple years and laugh.
>>708185808
The only thing is cringe here is the fucking reaction face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW3m03eL7Es
>>708186434
its true, i know alot of cool military people but theres also a fuck ton of retards that go to basic training and geg deployed because thye have nothing going on in life then come back expecting respect and valor when a. they didnt do shit 2. they're a leech to the taxpayer 3. most of them are hicks that get the "hurr durr conservative badass" mentality
>>708186634
>300 dollar per pound steak cooked to well done
anything above med rare is an abomination
>>708185937
ugh, would have been fine if she was:
A. Not an illiterate retard
B. Hot
this ones optional, but
C. Not a nigger.
But a hot nigger COULD have been passable.
>>708186634
He's an elitist cunt who believes people aren't allowed to eat shit food if they really want to.
He's the same kind of person who will tell you if you're growing your beard wrong.
>>708186634
Do you eat steak well done?
>>708185332
who said poor people get to go to college. the problem is poop people shouldn't be able to get loans they can never pay back. that is the slavery part of it. I'm ok with the government paying for trade school... and even some specialties like medicine, or IT, etc.
>>708185572
>>708185572
I can't believe this is tru
>>708186634
because all the good quality beef was cooked well done, it was probably niggers and children
>>708180941
She's actually right. I fucking hate when people say "I don't support the we but I support the troops". Why on earth would you support a bunch of paid mercenaries who train to be shipped out and murder people to benefit a few in power. Troops are fucking morons and murders and murdering a few million civilian sand niggers doesn't not mean they "fought for my freedom"
>>708186733
Confirmed for afterbirth guzzling neo-feminist retard
You're a gross mess, end yourself for the good of humanity please.
>>708186820
>>708186858
Point, I did not notice that. My bad.
>>708181403
Damn. I'll be sure to not get anyone called Jared angry from now on. That was Montecristo-level.
Fucking gold. Hero.
>>708184436
LOL...... apparently that socialized system didn't work for you....... Since the ungrateful plebe doing the complaining in the article is from, and lives in, New Zealand.
You owe trees and apology for the rate you are consuming free oxygen.
>>708185981
You need to read a book.
>>708181403
This guy is a fucking God
>>708187062
Hello newfag.
>>708186820
Spoiler Alert: It's illegal to export real Kobe Beef, it's made in a small town in a tiny prefecture in Japan.
The only Kobe Beef Amerifats get to eat is "kobe beef"
Over priced, not even vaguely related to the real thing.
Kobe Beef is made from cows who are specially raised and bred in ONE small town, fed with feed that is grown IN the town, and raised in that small town.
You literally can't get real Kobe beef outside of Japan.
>>708184200
>eat a box of oreos
>>708184288
Is that /ck/?
>>708185808
>>708186733
>That picture
>"The only thing is cringe here is the fucking reaction face"
I think I need to lay down.
>>708185775
>>708185775
this bugs me, because people don't understand how it really works.
>father is supposed to send X dollars a month
>father doesn't
>single mom working, has to pay for fathers share
>months go by
>mom has borrowed money from parents, worked extra shifts, begged everyone she knows to help watch the kids
>father finally sends some money
>she can finally buy herself something
>everyone shits all over her
>>708178745
>Gets shit on tongue
>Better take a picture of it
>>708186349
>>708185808
>>708186733
>>708187509
only reason I cringe is because I'm weak willed. I think these people are awesome.
>>708187197
>>708186820
that guy obviously likes it well done. as do i. it tastes better.
>>708186349
that chomo mustache
>>708185382
http://r41nb0wcat.deviantart.com/art/Favouritism-Part-II-526929119?q=r41nb0wcat%2F55526969&qo=6
>>708185382
please let me die
>>708186559
the apes haven't yet figured out trolling
>>708180772
How are people this far gone? People like this were hanged back in the day...
>2016
>doing drugs
>>708176525
>usually pretty happy with how they look
>draws their avatar thing to look nothing like their self-portrait at all
>>708187391
yeah kobe's status in america has been subject to many changes.
I believe it is available in the US now but now in europe. however i'd never trust a distributor to actually give me actual kobe cuts.
kobe is meme tier anyway.
>>708187702
kek it must suck to be a 12 year old nigger
>>708187638
>thinking thats actually shit
>>708187391
not true, you can its just hard to find and most places just lie, guess what the resteraunt in the lobby of your holiday inn doesnt have real kobe beef
>>708184311
nigga has a female cartoon horse in his name and picture... He is the joke
>>708186358
Fuckin a, oj and cookie are all right by me
>>708185860
Can this be the new tough guy copy pasta? This is fucking gold
>>708181403
>>708181086
>>708181141
Just some nerd trolling a shitty ask page. Not really cringe.
>>708180119
It is serious, and don't call me Shirley.
>>708187806
>*Clearly I have never been kissed by der Führer — *cough*unfortunately*cough* — so I have no fuckin clue what his lips would taste like lol
the fuck
>>708187702
>it tastes better.
meh taste is subjective.
i can say however that when you order your well done shoe leather steak that the line will intentionally pick the worst cuts to give you I.E. steaks on their last day of shelf life, uglier steaks, etc.
order what you want but only 3rd world shitskins order their meat overcooked.
>>708187374
no u
>>708183757
One stone is equal to about 13 pounds
>>708185735
i want to punch this guy in the face so hard
>>708187562
what you dont understand is if she got 2 x chromosomes she a THOT
>>708188033
well your taste is clearly superior, i will now only eat half cooked tasteless meat and enjoy it because now i know better
>>708182699
>milk steak
Am I doing it right?
>>708176594
I think I might just homeschool my kids
>>708178745
its chocolate. she was making a joke
>>708176525
>women should be women
>But what about my penis?
>>708185501
Holy guacamolasticaquy motherfucking kek. I can't unsee the guy inflating his ballsack with a bike pump in my head now.
He's indeed the professional that guy needs.
>>708186637
even though im disturbed and dont get into that shit i agree
>>708175773
How do you even stumble across something like this?
>>708188611
>lesley
I'm sad now :(
>>708185639
He means, you, me and him (at least)
>>708188834
yeah it is retard and is a widely regarded FACT, despite the opinions of children and niggers like yourself, keep burning your 6 dollar cuts of beef
>>708180732
props to that vendor.
>>708185860
savage
>>708188730
eat shit
>>708176008
How can it be both childish and simultaneously sinister at the same time?
A child's cartoon juxtaposed with rape and mutilation is giving me some hardcore cognitive dissonance.
>>708176218
>more hotter
The real cringe
>>708186629
Man, this is fucking gold. She really lets him have it too. I've been with a few hot topic girls, they have to deal with this fucking shit pretty much non-fucking-stop.
>>708189117
on here kek
>>708185572
bullshit my entire body is cringing in on itself this is not true
>>708181504
Fixed it
>>708185046
eant moar?
>>708189282
>keep burning your 6 dollar cuts of beef
so what if i do? you are just jelly because you cant afford it. keep dreaming about your uncooked beef you poor bitch
>>708185860
He's going to corrupt our database witrh SQL. We are fucked.
>>708181029
>that ending
oh fuck me I laughed instead of cringed.
>>708190037
kek do you think 6 dollars is expensive? fucking pleb with nigger taste
>>708188850
You think this is a fucking joke? Get the fuck outta my face with that shit. The steak is fucking shit, and very unmilked. Don't ever step to me like that, nigga
>>708188076
I know right, what a fucking virgin! LOL
>>708190233
>do you think 6 dollars is expensive
isnt it? i dont really know tbh, i only use metric money.
>>708185455
YO BABALON!
93!
>>708178745
Oh god..
>>708185679
>IGN forum
kek
>>708187562
If the father has not been left living in a van I could understand what you say, buy still....
>>708187562
fuck off bitch. that's not how it works.
>>708185735
>I WANTED GOLD, USELESS RETARD!
kek'd
>>708191386
how is that cringe?
that's just funny.
>>708191386
What's the deal with from in this picture?
Havent cringed yet, only loled, 2/10
>>708180772
Both people in this situation are utter cunts.
>>708191616
>What's the deal with from in this picture
>>708191386
>shad?
>>708186100
Kek'd
>>708191650
Oh fuck that man, why??
>>708185619
>breaking benjamin
>>708191386
>the frog
>>708185735
Who is this guy?
>>708191386
quite hot actually.
>>708192551
honestly that's a log of balogney and it has to be a delicious sandwich
>>708191846
The Frog
>>708187391
If they say Kobe outside of Japan is, depending of the price:
300+ pound : Provably a scam
Anything less: If you are lucky you will get some wagyu.
Other than that it will be labeled as "Kagoshima A5" and it's the same quality as Kobe. but will not come from that fucking minuscule valley And almost the same price.
And fucking excelent.
>>708185860
>>708188413
>>708189355
I'm gonna post one or two paragraphs ata time cause chan thinks it's spam.
here.
>Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry, I despise people like you.
>>708191998
I don't get it...
>>708175055
Man I wish...3100 is my sustain target... feels :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo7UqdsLrzw ,
>>708193175
ah fuck it.
>>708186998
How's highschool going?
>>708193215
Pepe the frog!
google it you fucking zog
>>708181642
fuck off
>>708193665
I heard that the adl.org has a sweet explanatory entry about Pepe. You should check it and trust them.
>>708185455
That's not how you hold a sword you're not the fucking wolverine fucking moron
>>708193665
I know pepe, I just am too retarded to put it together.
>>708187562
>father send money
>sure he's probably a deadbeat beaner of a dad
>child support
>CHILD support
>the money is for her child not hereally
'Oh, b- b- but what if she doesn't need money because all the child's needs are met
Make a trust for kid to go to college so him or her doesn't end up being a useless beaner like their parents.
>>708187699
After reading that goddamn pasta it took a full minute for my vision to recover. Fucking hell.
>>708193942
Are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk
>>708186820
> MY TASTES AND PREFERENCES ARE OBJECTIVE FACTS!!
>>708194567
I didn't know Andy Milonakis had a fatter, older brother.
>>708184200
Eat healthier food that will actually make you feel full.
>>708176594
>>708181403
I want to chill with Jared. Seems like a pretty good dude.
>>708195014
That's not what grams cooks for me though....
She does all my cooking for me since I can't leave my bed.
>>708184885
Explain.
>>708180732
Fuckin lol
>>708180973
>>708178132
>>708191386
Shadman's a god mate
>>708195014
Welcome to the awesome world of auto inflicted insuline resistance!
Eat actually healthy for a month and exercise and you should be fine.
Oreos box != meal
>>708195542
what the cuck
>>708192722
This was the first time I was tricked, goddamm the bast ardent must have been on shit since the start of puberty.
>>708179337
Top zozzle
>>708195542
Kek
>>708188420
A wallpaper for you /b/ro
http://youtu.be/1W3sslyiUfg
>>708195999
Also check em
Zobobble
>>708186629
This chick is all right
>>708196681
Dam son
>>708196681
>>708186998
More like she hates the government and all that shit but shes waiting on her welfare money which is WAY more important than veterans day.
>>708196306
worse than datboi
>>708186358
that ticket.... all that ruined beef...
>>708186279
you dumb nigger it's to remember EVERYONE who fucking died. not just the people in recent wars. are youl iterally 12? you probably are tbh
>>708180651
>>708197755
makes me grimace... well done steak is well ruined.
