ITT: We tell what secrets that could ruin our life if we shared them. We are all anonymous and nobody will get caught.
My secret is that I commit arson and burnt down a house in the forest. I had gloves and old shoes I stole from a lost and found. After I burnt down the house, I threw the gloves and shoes in the lake.
Now lets hear your secrets!
>>708173840
I have precognitive dreams.
If I have one they always come true.
Never told anyone... even my gfs.
Parents knew.
Sorry... Can't do it on demand.
No lottery numbers.
>>708174093
I was just kidding... Chill...
>>708174441
Kek newfag
>>708174441
newfag
>>708173840
I sometimes fantasise about being railed in the ass by a big burly guy with a massive cock and hate myself just a little more every time thoughts of it happening creep into my mind whilst I fap.
>>708174441
Hahahah feggit
secretly bi and want to suck cock badly
>>708174355
example of what came true?
How frequent have you had them?
>>708174441
It's a meme... chill...
I steal from best buy from a regular basis
>>708175679
What and why do you steal?
I still fucking pick my nose and eat my boogers like some 5 year old kid
>>708173840
I never told this to anyone ever but,
hey need to get it off my chest once and for all.
I secretly think OP is a huge flaming faggot
>>708175931
kek'd
>>708175767
Games, a headset at one point, cables I need,
Because it's easy as fuck their LP is a complete joke.
i hate niggers
Have a cuck fantasy. Love to imagine my girl being fucked by different types of guys. Usually I think about fat disgusting guys, but others include old men, really younge guys, and occasionally my friends. Shit sucks because I would literally never think about it if im not turned on and hate the thought when I'm sober. But even just the thought of sucking some disgusting losers cum out of my GFs pussy gets me Diamonds. But hey that's just one of my many fetishes
>>708174093
No funny tabs? Lame
I'm a completely average white male in a 1st world country.
i fantasize about raping my cat
>>708175931
lol'd
>>708174355
I have the same thing but they're often useless tidbits of information or the next time I get stoned.
>>708176096
Seems like a fetish that is growing in popularity
>>708175876
straight up you're the only one that fucking disgusts me so far
>>708176096
what's the appeal? Do you like to see your gf being used or do you like to be humiliated yourself?
>>708175613
Since I was about 5 or 6.
They're the usual type... plane crashes, ships sinking, car crashes, unexpected family visitors, train derailments.
Normal stuff.
Nothing I can do anything about.
They always happen.
Saw 9/11 morning before it happened. Live in Europe. It was hours before it happened. Called in sick. Stayed home that day. Watched it on TV.
I am used to it now.
It's not like it's a problem.
>>708176374
indeed
>>708176474
Thanks
I lost my virginity at 15 to an 11 year old and I still fap to that memory to this day. Weird how if we were to have sex today, we'd be 29 and 25, respectively so not weird at all.
>>708173840
i'm a pedophile
>>708176556
I actually have it too... I got so far as to get the gf to roleplay fucking her ex, but she basically cried after... its was amazing though lol
>>708176527
I believe you. How long before the event do you dream usually?
I lost my virginity in a MMF threesome. I was seventeen. She was 26, british.
I'm attracted to girls age 15-18. Not just looks, but I have to say a good majority of women my age, I wanna say maybe 80% of them look like shit. By 25-30 their skin loses it's luster and their eyes dull and they all look like they just stepped in dogshit, with that bitchy, angry sneer.
>>708176527
Well could you post Inn here every time you get one of this pre cognitive dreams
>>708176369
They're not like normal dreams so you can tell you're in them.
Try looking around.
I find I can move the viewpoint around.... slightly.
>>708175876
pretty normal. I like eating boogers as well as basically everything from my body except shit. Didn't dare to try it in a sizable amount yet.
I have this thing that I love to use...
>>708176765
prolly because the women you are around are alcaholics or smoke a lot and are unhealthy bitches in general.
>>708174355
What's the last dream of this kind you had?
>>708176878
Fuck Quebec
>>708176876
I don't thinks its normal at all
Never tried eating shit and never will
>>708176735
Day... maybe two.
Not far ahead. Sometime I wake.
Have breakfast... bang Uncle turns up to borrow something. Dreamed of him. Not seen hm in two years. That kinda thing...
>>708176048
They're aleady monitoring you. Just do it some more til you get arrested.
>>708174355
Same here. But mine tends to be random events and I have a' deja vu'
I ate out a middle schooler in high school under a dumpster behind Sears.
I raped a six years old and burnt down her family's house.
I feel bad
>>708176823
Sure.
I'll put some unique image on it.
I'll post any I get from now on if anyone's interested.
>>708176523
It's not humiliation really. I have a nearly 8 inch dick and I'm very very capable of pleasuring. It's deffinetly just watching her get fucked, and a bit of the jealousy being a turn on. Watching her please another man and be used like she's a worthless whore also turns me on a lot.
The thought that she would give her body to a disgusting loser or old pervert also gets me off a lot. I don't want to see her fuck some bull, I want it to be the fat virgin and watch her fulfill his nasty desires.
Talked to my councilor about this and he says it's a lot more popular then you'd think. Says it comes from people who watch a lot of porn typically. Tho she doesn't even know I have this fantasy, it's merely a dark fantasy for me to get off to.
>>708177207
"I lie on the internet every day"
>>708174355
me too man, me too
>>708176527
heard this exact story on the yogpod like 5 years ago
>>708177247
why is it that like 90% of these type of cucks are white males, usually nu-male types?
I'm pretty sure I've impregnated like 3 girls. Got a habit of disappearing to new cities, living there for a few months under an alias, then leaving back to live with my sister.
Occasionally keep track of girls online, 3 have kids around the time we were dating. I feel nothing about it
I have a secret snapchat account where I get naked and send random guys my nudes. I hate myself for it. I can't stop it, it just gets me so wet. Femanon here
>>708174968
Call me
>>708176527
heard this exact story on the yogpod like 5 years ago
no way its your story
>>708177386
Nah fam you dreamed it
Your one of them
>>708176662
>so?
did you not get your complimentary soda?
>>708176953
Car crash.
Wife of someone I know.
She broke her shoulder.
Dicks that hit her rolled and were almost dead. Sadly they lived. Knew they would.
Heard about it later that week.
Didn't know it was her car. Saw no faces.
![b91b9e97dcc8f77fc7613e3085fcf97f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l9gAAFN.jpg "b91b9e97dcc8f77fc7613e3085fcf97f[1].jpg")
I killed my family's pet parrot (peach-faced lovebird) when I was 17 because my family was out for the night and it wouldn't stop squawking. I reached into its cage and grabbed it with a dish towel, wrapped it up in the towel, and smashed its head against the edge of the marble-topped island in my kitchen until it stopped squawking. I replaced the body back in the cage and told my parents that it just keeled over (it was a very old bird by that point, and we had rescued it from the wild so it wasn't unreasonable that it may die from old age).
>>708176765
Holy fucking shit this
My dad is divorced and I've been living with him since I was a child, just the two of us in a small apartment. Mom never gave a fuck about me.
Occasionally I spike my dad's drink and fuck him in the ass hard while he's sleeping knocked out. He doesn't even suspect it. I've done it 6 times so far. I always use a condom so I don't pump his ass full of my baby juice.
>>708177471
We're random guys. Post a few pics here.
I stole 20 dollars a night from my old job for about 4-5 months straight. Sometimes 6 days a week
I pissed in hand washing sinks at work.
I shit in the shower and mash it down the drain.
I have no empathy
>>708177471
yeah that's bullshit
>>708177166
Keep a little notepad and a pen by your bed. It can help. Memory is crap as you wake up... it gets wiped.
I cheat on my GF all the fucking time
>>708177471
Add my BS account. Troll1troll2. Ill take all the nudes you wanna send, if interested, ill send dick pics back.
One time, someone opened a door for me
And I didn't say thank you...
>>708177433
Oh hey, you sound like me.
I've had a couple girls straight up tell me I had their kid. I bought an iPhone specifically for the purpose of blocking them, the android apps don't work too well for it.
I moved around a lot in highschool.
>>708177471
What's the name?
>>708173840
I convinced my wife to sleep with my boss and manager a few times so that I could get a promotion. I got the promotion for about a month and then our company shut down...
Now my old manager is trying to get me into a new company so that he can keep sleeping with my wife.
I was raped as a child by my neighbor
probably why I never could be honest with anyone.
I was a timid kid growing up, and I was bullied a lot, especially in Middle School. One of them was named Michael, who often beat the shit out of me for being such a shyfag. I hatched a shitty plan to get back at him by kicking his dog (I'm in middleschool fuck off) and I did just that. It became a regular thing after school, because he was always in his house doing whatever faggots do inside. It eventually got to the point where I'd go overboard and beat it unconscious, it was a golden retriever.
>>708177386
Sorry.
Not me.
>>708177702
snap name?
>>708177810
story?
I have videos of every female friend I have and sister changing. Feels awesome knowing what everyone I knows tits look like.
>>708177207
>Le prank
XD
>>708177709
autistic or psychopath or?
>>708177201
That's hot
>>708177520
Maybe it's more common than you think?
I don't go on that.
Fucked a guy I met off Craigslist in the ass bareback.. worried I got hiv
ds
>>708177867
I don't use social media. I meant post them in this thread.
I once backed my car into an electical box in a parkade causing $3000 damage to my car. Since there were no cameras, i reported it as a hit and run
>>708177983
go get tested then, you don't hate to tell anyone
I am a memer
I go to 9gag everyday
>>708178071
>you don't have to tell anyone
Unless he has it, which he probably does.
>>708177969
yeah. she didn't shave.
>>708177810
story?>?
My sister and I used to fool around when I was 14 and she was 11, and then fairly infrequently until she was 17.
I got married when I was 20 but now I'm divorced living back with my parents, so I'm half hoping to start that whole thing again as she's just broken up with her boyfriend. Was thinking of asking her if she wants to go in on a mortgage together and then transition to fuck buddies
>>708178071
*have
>>708173840
I have a "dolphin polisher" that does the trick for me when my hand gets boring. it seems that if christian upstanding chicks can sleep around and fuck any guy they want at least someone like me who never gets laid can have what is comparable to a 11 year old girl whose dad gives her a dildo which is common in american households these days. meanwhile my mom tells me i cant look at porn even though i fork over 6 grand a year to live at home.
>>708178210
thx m8
those damn typos
>>708178166
why would you have to tell him? Just kill him if he has it
>>708177877
>Grew up in ButtFuck Iraan Texas
>Four year old Native american poorboy
>White kids down the block ten years to my senior.(15/16)
>Told me it was game, where you had to suck the cock to get money
>Progressively made me do worst shit for their pleasure
>>708178071
Or don't be like Schrödinger's AID
>>708176155
You fucking monster
(same here help)
my life is a charming facade I've created because I'm a sociopath
>>708178335
I meant once anon has it, he has to tell people or else it's a felony.
>>708177043
Might not be normal, but no that rare either I believe. Never told anyone myself, but I eat my boogers aswell.
>>708178455
yeah I guess, good point
Killed my dog when she was 2, also i fucked her corpse
>>708177432
Not like I choose to be into it man. Everyone has fantasies. I would seriously never act on it I am extremely over protective outside my fantasies. I'm sure you know more cucks than you'd think. There's people that fantasize about raping little girls, atleast my fantasy doesn't negatively effect anyone's life but my own if I were to act on it.
>>708177879
share?
>>708178394
i have a disease known as being male also anon. send help.
SERIOUSE
Fucked my mom once about 3 months ago.
Was very awkward and we only talked about it once since, although she said something like "if we do it again, it has to be my decision and on my terms" so I guess it might happen again?
>>708174093
No funny tabs 0/10
I'm a random guy. snap: LaughterGlass
>>708178555
>checked
please elaborate?
I actually spread peanut butter on my dick and asshole for my dog to lick it all off.
feelsgoodman
>>708173840
There used to be a guy who would hassle me when I went to the pub, arrogant and aggressive prick. I always stood up to him (he wasn't used to that), I moved from that village (Insch, Aberdeenshire) and the very next winter he disappeared, lots of questions asked, including me as I was known to have problems with the guy, I told them I had no idea.
Spring comes and the guy turns up in a ditch badly decomposed, he'd been there for a couple of months.
The police thought he had wandered home drunk, got disorientated and fallen or succumbed to hypothermia.
I know exactly what happened to him.
>>708178648
>random guy
are you me?
>>708178582
I can post a few screenshots, no faces tho. Last few times I posted about it, no one gave a fuck.
>>708176301
Why havent you done it yet?
I killed my two month old sister, and said that the family dog knocked her of the couch, when I actually pushed her
>>708178578
you don't have to vindicate yourself, it's an innocuous fetish.
On a few occasions I've extorted money from work colleagues after catching them fucking up paperwork. Usually tell them I want a quarter of their wages for the month or I'm going to the police, very sensitive information they were taking home and shit
Me and my cousin used to live together, we fucked almost every day, multiple times a day. We still infrequently do it now that I'm in college and she's back with her alcoholic mother.
She would let me do literally anything to her. Spit on her, choke her, fuck her in the ass and then smear my cock on her face, you name it.
It was great, but now she's "in love" with her abusive boyfriend that she won't let me near because he beats her and I will undoubtedly kill him if I do see him.
And aside from our sexual life together she means the world to me. She's been my anchor since I was 15, and it sucks because she doesn't like seeing me anymore because every time we do we fuck, and believes we'll never be able to just be the way we were before we firsr started.
>>708178729
Fellow scotfag, I remember this story from the news.
>>708177240
Definitely, it would be something interesting on /B/. What do you think causes it?
>>708178633
I bet you are fucking WHITE IN 2016 YOU CIS GENDERED FUCK
BURN DOWN THE PATRIARCHY BURN DOWN IT VYRN IT DOES. GYRRRRN BBHTREEAAGV REEEEV
*pig squeals fade into the distance*
>>708176527
Whats your next prediction?
>>708178759
Please do anon
>>708178833
seriously? That's pretty dark of a secret. I hope you can cope with it. How old were you?
>>708178895
And now we all know you work for the navy.
>>708177131
>>708176048
This anon, it's a thing stores do to make sure you stay in jail longer. I'd advise you stop immediately
>>708178578
Yeah, I guess we judge too much. Fair enough.
Here's my secret: Once a month or so I fuck my best friend's girlfriend; however it's a MMF threesome. I've never fucked her without him present. It's usually me fucking doggy style (because I have a smaller dick than her bf, but still big enough that I can go balls deep without hitting her cervix and hurting her) while she sucks his dick. We don't use condoms for this (she can't get pregnant) and I get tested every month before we do this.
She can't really ride him or get fucked balls deep because this guy is massive and it;s really painful for her. We've been having these threesomes for about a year now. Last night was especially nice.
>>708177827
That's fucked up
>>708178833
this is fucked if true anon can you explain why? and how old you were
>>708179320
8 at the time, stupid kid brain. Got pissed because she kept crying, just wanted her to be quiet. Not a thing easily forgotten.
>>708179144
Doesn't work like that.
It's unpredictable... lol.
I can't do it on demand either.
I have zero control over it... except when I'm in one.
when i was 12 i fucked my 10 year old cousin in the ass with all mine and her friends watching
>>708179586
on contrary , awesome
>>708177827
you should escalate it even further if he keeps fucking with you.
>>708178395
me too
I'm a bisexual fuck-machine with a huge cock and sleep with strangers all the time. Everyone thinks I'm a boring pot-bellied nerd and I just let them continue thinking that so that nobody can stop my fun with responsibility bullshit. Oh, and I have hepatitis C but continue to have unprotected sex, the hostage pricing on hep C drugs anger me and I know I'll never be given them until I'm older. This is an unacceptable situation to put someone in when a cure is available and I want hep C to become a public health crisis so the government will either pay to solve it or force Gilead Sciences and it's imitators to stop hostage pricing.
>>708177827
it's interesting from a psychological point of view. But how did the dog not defend itself?
When I was sixteen I went to pet my dads girlfriends dog, he was startled and bit my face a couple times. After that I beat him mercilessly land punched him in the head harder than I've ever hit anything before that.. I damaged the nerves and whatnot to the point that his head slowly started to cave in right where I punched him, we put him down about seven months later. For seven months I watched the hole slowly grow and said nothing. He was the only thing in the world that loved me and I fucking killed him.
>>708173840
Secretly like chicks with dicks
>>708179192
lemme finish shitting then ill get my flash drive out
>>708176655
Did she like it?
>>708173840
I have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating.
>>708174355
Yep I have this too.
>>708178729
Something similar happened with a few friends that I witnessed.
Guy slept with my mates wife at the time, few months go by, he gets a divorce, moves on, moves up to Inverness. Anyways, we're visiting once, go out in town, have a few drinks and we run in to this guy on way home from pub at like 2am. Second mate, not the one who was cheated on, walks up and hits him on the back of the head with a brick, guy goes down stiff, but no blood. We think he's dead, move him to bushes while first mate goes and gets his car (pissed) we put him in to boot, drive to back of housing estate near a field and drop him off near train tracks, thinking he'll be discovered soonish.
Anyways, we all go home the next day, shiting ourselves for being complacent in a murder, first mate sends us message on Facebook a week later of an article in local paper saying something like "Mangled remains found near rails" where the police had seemingly found a body cut in to numerous pieces by a passing train, ruled it an accident due to how near the tracks were to the housing estate and that he must have wandered home and got hit. Followed by the usual outrage crap for a few weeks until a petition set up to close off the track from the town to the housing estate by passing over the tracks was passed.
The fucked up thing? We left the guy a good 20 metres away from the tracks. He must have still been alive, woke up disorientated, and gotten hit by the train. Fucked up and I still think about it all the fucking time, never spoke about it with the 3 friends who were involved.
>>708179861
That'll never happen bucko, sorry. As long as pharma companies have monopolies over their drugs they'll always charge what they want.
>>708179991
me too!
>>708179406
Metro
>>708176878
fuck you, this was just in a cringe thread.
>lying on the internet
>>708179610
how has it affected you growing up? Do you think it was the right decision to tell no one? After all they couldn't have prosecuted you, but could have offered therapy. I say it was an accident, you were nowhere near of understanding what you were doing. Nonetheless I can see it being a burden.
>>708177201
Did she love it?
>Be me.
>Best friend with this girl I've known since elementary.
>Also friend with a guy name John.
>All three of us are close and grew up together as friends.
>Practically inseparable.
>Ended up going to the same University together.
>Despite being together never thought of my best friend romantically.
>Always felt like she was a sister to me.
>Chill together at my apartment one night.
>John is drinking a little too much and ends up persuading my best friend to take off her clothes.
>She does it.
> One thing led to another and we're all naked.
>Ended up having a threesome.
>Me and John double teaming her while she just takes it.
>Wildest sex ever.
>Tired so we all pass out.
>Wake up to realize what just happened.
>Weird as fuck but we laugh it off.
>Even though we're friends, all three of us agree to form a mutual friend with benefits type of pack.
>See nothing wrong with this idea.
>All of us are single and have sexual needs.
>Continue our friendship normally with the occasional sleeping together every now and then.
>Winter comes.
>John has to leave and go work in another city for the semester.
>I assume the threesome is over and that the sex was going to stop.
>Best friend calls me and asks me to come over to hang out with her.
>Go over expecting to watch a movie or something.
>She's naked and wants to have sex.
>Wondering why since John is gone.
>She says why not? We can just continue with the both of us.
>I can't argue with that.
>Continue the FWB thing with her.
>With John gone, I start to hang out with her a lot more.
>Not just sex but also doing regular stuff.
>Start to develop feelings for her.
>Tell her how I feel and she's okay with it.
>She tells me she use to had a crush on me.
>Take her on multiple dates.
>We're a couple now.
>John is back. We haven't told him yet that we are dating.
>He messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to our usual threesome.
Fml...
I once had sex with my mother when she passed out one night.
>>708179575
Appreciate that. Yea I never judge people on fantasies really. My girl likes to fanasize about getting caught in public fucking me. I'm not into it really but I go with it for her. She also loves choking and shit like that which I hate but I do it for her.
That's hot tho, would love to see that. Your mate is a real bro. Thank god for sluts.
i've lied about getting raped for years, i've told some people and i don't know why i do it. i never do it sober, only when i'm completely wasted... guess i'm kind of a pity whore
>>708178729
what?
>I know exactly what happened to him.
>>708180410
>Had sex
>passed out
Anon you raped her, stop lying to make yourself feel better
>>708178395
I wish I was a sociopath. Then I could do everything that i'm too much of a pussy to do.
>>708180117
sick fuck
>>708180345
Its still mine faggot, I posted it
>>708174968
If you're samefag than you just solved your own problem.
>>708178395
society as whole is facade, every plays their own role in the play of retardation. You're not special you fuck.
>>708177471
Add frogdash11
>>708180117
you must be my ex wife.
I cheated on her with her best friend five times, and then some other 8/10.
>>708180687
Timestamp or didn't happen.
>>708181111
witnessed
>>708179192
>>708180051
Annoying selfish bitchy "friend." Kind of cant stand her tbh
I'm addicted to opiates, but I'm a functioning addict. There's not a moment of any day that I'm not high. I tell girls that I sleep with that I have ED when i cant get hard because it feels less embarrassing than telling them I have dope dick.
>>708177827
i literally hope you die
>>708181118
God fucking damn, give me a few mins
I have a job, I hate that I don't get enough hours, I ask my parents for gas money. My friends don't want to support me in my hobbies, they don't even want to support me emotionally. I'm desperate as hell for someone to love, and I hate seeing my ex in the hallways with her new boyfriend, and I'm jealous by how easily she's moved on, and how I haven't. I also got a girls number at work yesterday, and pretty much fell for her, then I got rejected by her via text, I'm also crushing on a 9th grader (I'm in 11th), and my friend is setting me up with her. I'm very lonely, and I'm doubting my hobbies, music and art. I feel like the music I make sounds like shit, and the art I make sounds like shit. Im also worried that my future will be crushed, and I'll never progress to college, or graduate. I'm also a self destructive and an emotional wreck.
>>708181253
Gtfo tumblrfag
>>708174355
I have this too very interesting i see things before they happen and sometimes i see things things that happen to people i don't even know. Then later meet them and they tell me about said thing.
>>708180885
Yeah see Fuck Quebec
>>708180228
Until that changes everyone infected with Hepatitis C who is not being treated has not just a right but also a duty to spread the disease as much as possible by any means possible.
>>708181293
This thread is "secrets that would ruin your life"
Not "bitch about your life that everyone can blatantly see"
>>708180054
Yes. We were neighbors and the only kids somewhat similar in age in the neighborhood. Everyone else was old except for a few toddler aged kids. She lived with just her mom. I don't remember if dad was divorced or dead, but he just wasn't in the picture, so her mom and our mom were friends and she stayed over all the time while her mom was at work.
We just got curious and over time the whole "show me yours" turned into full blown sex. It all began when she found some old ass sex ed book that was somewhere around the house.
>>708181293
/r9k/ is that way
>>708181227
Friend who pretty much every guy has the hots for
>>708181251
try viagra maybe?
I was at a party and my girlfriend made me fuck her friends dog...
>>708181118
Here you go faggot
I steal from women because it gets me off. Mostly purses, wallets, phones, jewelry and other valuables. After a steal I fap to the thought of them crying and being all upset over some scumbag jacking their shit they worked so hard for. I've stolen dozens upon dozens of purses and wallets and thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. I've cleaned girls out of every piece of jewelry they have on occasion. I'll do anything to steal. Break into houses cars and apartments, pickpocket, I've even pretended to be a pest control guy at an apartment complex to take wallets from purses and jewelry from jewelry boxes while I'm in there.
>>708181662
I've thought of that, but common sense tells me that mixing opiates (something that drops your blood pressure) and something that ups your heart rate and blood pressure could be a deadly combo.
Could be wrong, but I err on the side of caution.
>>708174355
My cousin has them too, and I believe them too, he's given me hard proof I can't refuse to believe. Dude can also see auras too, he's on another level.
>>708181656
Keep going?
>>708175876
they are a natural antibiotic as well
>>708181831
Time to DDoS your ass faggot
>>708177247
What about watching a lot of porn causes this? i've realized I've got the same fantasy recently and I fucking hate myself for it. I'll never ever act it out in real life but it turns me on. fuck it sucks.
>>708174355
I have had this.
They have been worthless.
>>708181954
"oh fuck I was wrond, better threathen him with something out of my control"
>>708181293
sounds like normal puberty / teenhood, except I'm european and we don't need to work for our shit here while still in school and the house of our parents.
>>708173840
22 years ago. Never got caught, police never questioned me, body is in the city dump (I assume since I put it in a dumpster) & there's never been news of them finding it. I kept the head for a while, then tossed it.
I feel good.
>>708182129
Nah I'm just kidding. We cool hombre.
Not exactly ruin my life but certainly ruin the relationship with a girl I'm pretty sure I'm ready to spend the rest of my life with. I've exchanged nudes on a few occasions with my 8/10 best friend who I used to crush on, but would never actually date.
Anyway, my girl is 7.5/10 but emotionally, sexually, supportively every fucking thing I could ask for. Would ruin her.
I have this weird thing where I look at the door or my phone seconds before someone knocks, calls, or texts. It's a subconscious thing - I just mindlessly pull out my phone to glance at it and then bam- there's a call or message. I told a friend once and they laughed at it like it was a joke. I don't tell anyone now since it's not a useful skill, just kind of creepy
>>708181914
his first name?
>>708182328
I just realized I took the time to make a timestamp just to proove that I'm a faggot
>>708179737
>>708176655
Tell the whole story
>>708182096
It's just the repetition of watching a guy fuck a girl. Watching this over and over and over for years and finding yourself turned on by it constantly eventually leads to a cuck fetish in some. I felt bad about it but my councilor helped me through it. He told me it's just a fantasy, and no matter what people say, everyone has them and it's perfectly okay to have them. Just jerk it and have fun mate, I'm with you.
>>708176155
This is not funny and you should be ashed of yourself
>>708182257
Who did you murder (no specific name needed, just their relation to you) and why?
>>708180869
Lol you're a fucking idiot
I occasionally write erotic fiction about me having sex with some of my female friends.
I know I've lived past lives. I've had reoccurring dreams where I'm the same person living a daily life in a different place. I've run into people before that I've never met and we both swear that we know each other even if we're from completely different ages or different places.
>Be me, 7 years ago
>Driving back from Home Depot with room-mate, 8pm
>He looks in back seat
>I have illegal fireworks back there
>He picks one up, lights it
>"What the fuck man?!?"
>He rolls down the window, tosses it
>See fireworks popping off in rearview
>Traffic comes to a halt behind us
>He picks up a 500g cake
>Lights it
>"Dude nooooo!"
>He tosses it
>It must have landed on its side or upside down
>Highway behind us lights up like 4th of July
>He lights one more, throws it out of my sunroof
>It somehow makes it over guardrail
>Goes down into busy intersection
>Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>Floor it, GTFO
>Get back home
>Go online, see local news already reporting on it
>Several accidents, minor injuries
:/
>>708182472
Jaelyn
>>708182728
Awesome
>>708181656
Why are they all getting naked in your bathroom?
>>708182728
Your roommate is a fucking idiot. Sucks that there was no way to report his dumbass without having it lead back to you
>>708181832
I also fantasize about raping and then robbing women.
I pick my nose and eat it sometimes
At age 16, I paid my 15 year old step sister for a hand job
Best 20 bucks i ever spent
>>708174968
It might be low self esteem mixed with porn escalation.
Stop opening for six months or better yet, forever.
Start doing things that raise your self esteem, and completely avoid/rid yourself of things that have a negative effect on your self esteem.
You'll be fine.
Exercise, study and work hard, save money, find a better job, move if necessary, socialise with better people, challenge yourself, face your fears.
You hate your self afterwards because it isn't your sexuality, it is just a fetish that has come about for some background reason.
Solve the background problems, one at a time.
Plus, asking out a girl will likely cure you of this thing almost instantly.
>>708182870
Changing to go swimming.
cum in my sisters food. it's great.
>>708182603
Same here! I thought I was the only one lol.
>>708182896
I was 95% scared shitless but 5% of me was loving it.
We had a pretty stern talk afterwards. Told him he can't do that shit. We drove back through a day later and you could see where the road was discolored and all of the broken chunks of cars strewn about (glass, plastic chunks- small stuff)
>>708177207
>"The absolute madman"
>>708176089
You accidently typed your password in the comment field dude.
>>708182504
Can I see it shoved in your ass please?
I work as a advocate for women who are homeless or in the sex industry. And after being burned out on whores repeating cycles of stupidity I really do not give a fuck anymore.
My secret is that I manipulate some of the prettier women into having sex with me and my husband. I ve done this three times in the past two years.
>>708174355
Same here, but I only remember the dreams just before the event.
>>708182821
i see them too. What has he seen in them has he ever told you?
>>708176096
It is a temporary lack of self worth or another problem in your life that your brain has fetishised.
See >>708183088
>>708179563
So... Stores let you steal even more from them just because they hate thieves?
This doesnt make economical sence
>>708176527
I get them too. There's about to be another space disaster.
>>708173840
my cars finger tried to mother me in the back of my moms friend
>>708183245
I don't have such pics, I'm very sorry :/
Ill try to take some someday (maybe later today cause I'm horny as fuck and I'm gonna use it as soon as parents go sleep)
>>708176374
Mind control
I was raped in at a swimming pool change room when I was 14 for about a year every week. I didn't realize it at the time but I think it really fucked my social life.
>>708183257
That's really hot.
>>708183107
Post more
>>708183088
Nah I'm just a faggot, I love cock
>>708176662
Trips
>>708177810
Greentext
>>708183148
Glad to know I'm also not the only one. But tbh, I usually never finish it because I get too horny and masturbate to it. After I fap, I'll have no interest in writing any more of it.
Rinse and repeat.
>>708183245
Anyway I'm hairy as fuck and a bit fat, so it wouldn't be pleasing at all
>>708182530
I suck at greentext so here it is:
After asking me stuff about sex all the time she asks me if I had ever done it, and I said no. She drops it for a while until one day playing nintendo she flings her controller and hits me in the dick on accident. She rubs it without realizing it and I freeze for a second and tell her to stop because she hit me in the dick. She slowly lets go but says she felt it was hard and now I have a visible boner because I'm wearing shorts. She insists to see it and I tell her its wrong, but I too want it. So I pull down my shorts and she stares at it for a while without touching. I grab it to pull the foreskin back and before I know I'm jerking myself off really slowly, and she asks why I'm doing that. I tell her it feels really good and that I've been doing it since I was around her age. I tell her girls can do the same, and she responds with "girls have no penis". Since I didn't exactly know much either, I tell her girls can finger themselves and it feels really good too. So, for the next few weeks whenever we were alone at our houses we'd masturbate. She didn't know what she was doing but said it felt tingly and liked watching me doing it and said sperm smelled funny.
Cont.
>>708177827
I would like to smash your face with a ball-peen hammer.
>>708177118
I had one last week. Dreamed a girl in my class would hug me and she waltz in the class and just hugged me for like 20 seconds. In my dream it was a different location but it was a pretty nice thing of her to do
>be me
>Went to bar, had a little to much to drink
>was drunk, decided to drive home cuz i'm an idiot.
>on way home, another idiot clips front of my car, takes off, I spin out, crash.
>got DUI, spent night in drunk tank.
>released, walk home, drive to work in my other car.
>drove to court dates, etc.
>plead guilty, sentenced 1 tear suspension.
>drove through whole thing
After insurance was rape, drove without for 4 years, applied for pardon, waited 6 months, paid the fee, now only feds can see or ask about my conviction.
>MFW
>>708183614
Awww okay. Is there a way to contact you so I can see it when you do?
>>708183655
it's really to much sometimes, these women get savior syndrome and fawn all over me, but 90 percent of them are disgusting.
pic related
>>708173840
When i was 20, my cousin was in 8th grade and was visiting... i fucked her four times during her stay, she was a virgin, i was drunk one night, her brother saw her riding me, but was too beta to say anything, as well as only being 16... i came in her and fed her a morning after pill and then her mom found out.. and now i fuck her mom when she's drunk and horny because her daughter told her how much she loved it while getting spanked for being a whore... Honest.
>>708184053
Pic related btw.
Every year I come further to the realization that i'm only good at hurting people. Mentally and Emotionally with enough time, but mostly physically. I do it with startling ease, without even thinking. I just get this feeling, what to do, where to hit, when to move something in just the right way to cause harm. My entire life i've been looking for something i'm innately good at, I wish it was music or art, but it's starting to seem like it's hurting others. Even when recollecting childhood memories I can picture more times than I can count raising an arm or moving a chair and wondering why I did it after someone was hit or tripped.
>>708183946
Not really :/
>>708181251
Same here, I get hard though but very very rarely cum.
Not that I spend time with many woman, it's rather difficult sustaining relationships when you're a junky, even if you're a secret one with a good job.
>>708178234
The actual fuck
>>708177471
Secret snapchat girl
Add splittailhunter
Send snaps
??????
PROFIT!!!!
>>708184053
what kind of retard is the 8th grade at 16?
>>708183976
Damn, true that. Got any good stories or maybe a best experience?
>>708175534
i baited your b8
>>708178346
Damn, Sucks-Cock-Because-He's-A-Retard... I'm sorry you got heap big cockum in the ass without any wampum. Firewater Helps.
>>708183729
That's exactly the same with me too. I've been writing this 40 page fantasy about me and this girl I know but it's taken me three years just to write that much because I get side tracked and bored after I masturbate to it. Currently working on another one right now but I'm already getting bored of it. The struggles is real.
>>708183777
Cont.
About a month later, I finally got internet at my house so one of the first things I looked for was how females masturbate, and that's when I learned about the clit. I also looked for porn, and fapped furiously with the few shitty videos I could download on 56k. I showed some of them to her and asked me if I had kissed anyone when we were watching some video while masturbating. I told her I hadn't so we began kissing. Really bad but while making out I was rubbing my dick on her body and I came buckets. I told her if she wanted to have sex because it would feel really good for both of us and she agreed. I instantly got hard again and we took our pants off and I remember struggling a lot to find the vagina hole. I still remember the small, pink hairless pussy that glistening, I don't know if from sweat or female lubrication because she had been masturbating.
Cont.
>>708183107
And you creeped em? Fuck yea give us more.
>>708183665
Then, kill yourself.
>>708174093
reported
>>708180378
time to let John know hes been cucked...
>>708184514
most of them are starving for attention and would kill for me, I am the good cop of the place currently.
but the first girl was my fuck slut for almost a year and I was very careful not to get caught.
>>708180378
why not just have the threesome like old times??
shit was wild you said?
itll be hard to tell him but like just do it faggot
>>708183659
>>708184748
Friends XGF. Pretty small, petite. Good looking, obviously small tits.
>>708183257
Show your tits
>>708182533
thats exactly why I refuse to watch MF porn... only solo girls or girl/girl for me.
realizing I might be a sociopath. I have always had a hard time relating to other people. I love the attention I can get, but I don't really care about other people. Right now my s/o is having issues with depression and I am unmoved by his crying.
>>708184768
Think I'll just browse Grindr and fantasize about bear dick instead
>>708184053
Same here.
But when I was fuck8ng the mother, the grandmother saw us and wanted a piece of the pie.
Fucked her, but during that, the great grandmother saw us from her bathchair and wanted in on the action.
So now I'm doing 4 generations. Great great grandmother is visiting them next week, I'm not looking forward to it.
>>708183646
who was doing it and why didn't you stop it? Are you a boy or a girl?
>>708184454
her "older" brother.. another cousin.. sorry if that was confusing.. she was 14 at the time.
>>708173840
I have a dream about 3 times a year of a horrible plane crash and I long for it. Sometimes I'm in the plane and sometimes I'm watching it. At the time I'm quite scared but when I wake up I am so fucking excited. I don't know own why this is.
Oh and I have secretly filmed almost every time I've ever had sex and kept it in my porn stash. Nobody has ever known that I've filmed it. Never had a one night stand I've had 4 long term relationships so the not getting caught thing is impressive.
>>708177810
I see what you did there
>>708184959
Real nice girl. Annoying selfish bitchy friends friend. Tits to match her personality. Probably the nicest tits out of them all.
>>708185143
lost
>>708174355
or you have post cognitive deja vu, and think you dreamed it before
>>708185137
Or put your head in a grinder and fantasize about dying, while dying.
>>708184657
Cont.
It took me like ten minutes to put it in, and she squealed and said it hurt a lot. She pulled up her pants and said she wasn't interested anymore because it was painful and she was afraid. Over the next couple of days I tried convincing her and told her I had read how to do it on the internet. I rubbed hand lotion all over my cock and told her to put some in her vagina as well, and after some attempts I finally put it in. She yelped in pain but at that point I lost control of myself and started thrusting, slowly building up speed. She was laying on the edge of the bed while I was standing up; our genitals were exactly at the same height. So after like 20 thrusts I came so hard I groaned and she laid there with a confused, kinda scared face with hand lotion and cum dripping out of her hole. I told her it was normal and gave her toilet paper to clean herself and told me she had to leave.
A few days later she came over again and this time as soon as my parents left we told me we should do it again and so we did, each time being better and better until she turned 12 a few months later and she and her mom moved away. I don't know whatever happened to her; we never stayed in contact after that and I've never found her in social media.
>>708185128
do people make stupid ass facial expressions at you all the time? They do to me because they know when you make those faces you will mimic the face they make thats how you can tell your talking to one.
Wouldn't ruin my life but would probably make my protective, jealous, sexually vanilla bf upset if I told him how badly i want to be in pic related
>>708183257
so you like to fuck homeless women and burned out whores? groce
