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Nikki Catsouras
Guard Gate Operator
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janitor
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Overlord and Grand Commander.
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Jack Urwiener
Professor of Meat Beating
Eric Harris, firearm safety professor
School rapist
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meme cop
Diversity Officer
Professor of Political Science
>>708172187
always
Student
Dealer. Don't call me after 10, niggas gotta have a social life.
Donny "the wall" Trump (psychology professor, mental illness department)
Greeter
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The Dean Of Dick.
I'm IT
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Dean of Women.
Alyssa Bustamante - Early Childhood Studies
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creepy maths teacher
Dean of the Physics Department
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Under
appreciated
Skeletal arts teacher, with a degree in bone Blending.
Horticulture
Growing plants
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Drug dealer
New transfer student.
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Zimos, Nigganometrics Progessor.
>>708173341
So do you work for me
>>708173326
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Professor of Monster Girls and Extra Human Species.
>>708173326
>growing plants
>>708173341
>drug dealer
A match made in heaven.
dean of trolling
>>708173341
>>708173326
I believe all of this falls under my purview
t a r d wrangler
>>708173729
Oh, I'm >>708173490
>>708173593
I know right
Bird Watcher
>>708173524
>So do you work for me
You grow it, I'll sell it. 50/50 sound good!?
Trickster
>>708173876
Sounds good
School Doctor
Prof. Grinman, Head of Ancient History Dept
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Public Masturbator
I'd be an upper level maths teacher and also an instructor on scamming arts, gambling arts and GET theory
>>708173889
I'm
>>708173490
And Drug dealing an' the plant life required therein are of central importance to the nigganometrist.
Female Gender Studies Professor
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Slightly racist frat boy
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>mac user
Professor of Dubs
Seppo, School baker
The minister of Fap
Rape Culture Promotion
Senior in loli mathematics.
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Russian Study Prof.
>>708174223
Go on
>>708174312
Now hiring.
Dean of Traps and Faggotry
Female Orgasms Theorist
Professor of fat bitchology
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mascot/moral officer/uni joker/prankester
Mattress girl team mascot
Prof. of English Literature
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Safe space coordinator
Professor of STDs.
>>708174881
I think you are the right individial to give the keys of the kid's bathrooms, you seem like a trustworthy guy with that expression and all that fur.
Make good use of them, we believe in you, pedo-mascot!
Department Head of Engineering
Grounds keeper
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woman studies professor
>>708174487
Nigga I study Nigganometics, not explaining shit to people. You want talk, go talk to the faggots in the drama department.
I teach computer classes. If you use Gnome as your main desktop environment, especially with dash to dock, I will beat you with the chain of flash drives that I keep all of my free and open source software on. Please take my /G/entoo Studies class.
>>708172688
Kek'd
Mental Illness Director
promoter of the KYS solution to mental illness
and human evolutionary technician
nigger fairy
Prof. of Shygirl studies
>>708175449
Thank you for the proposal but no
Substitute teach of Cuckology 101
Professor Emeritus of pharmacology and gynecology.
Bipolar-Junction Transistor
Class president
>>708175879
Well, you'll have a lot of work this term. The main professor for that subject has been disappeared for months now... (see image, if you see him direct him to the principal's office).
Hambaga analyzer.
Professional of business
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>Name: Bill Clinton
>Major: 2 party bipartisan oligarchy
>Minor: Divide and conquer
>Favorite Class: Conditioning 1st world populous
>ExtraCor: NotherAfternoonFuckingThatAss
Leader of philosophical community.
>>708176579
Your official position is Faggot.
Science teacher
>>708176676
Hey, that's a sound achivement. I'm sure that is a pretty disputed position here.
>>708173296
>Führer*
Dean of Typos
Comparitive Religions teacher
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I'm Bluto bitches!
i will drive the school bus
Student body counselor. If you need counsel with your body, come to me.
>>708177142
That job is already taken
Security
>>708173296
Go on...
>>708177364
Seems like standard security. Carry on.
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Theodore "Ted" Kaczynski
Computer Science Professor
Microecon Prof
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Cafeteria Bakery
Required reading
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Zoology Professor
Game club chieftain.
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Macro economics professor
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\[T]/
Chemistry
Dean of Sex-Ed and Boys Changing Room Monitor
dean of literature and shot the feck off those who duno like it
Professor of foreign affairs
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>Yoga Pants
>>708178463
We're gonna have to rename your title. Terms like 'boys' and 'girls' are against social and ethical conduct. You are now the Dean of Sex-Ed and Cis Male Changing Room Overseer. Enjoy your promotion.
