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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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*fart*
>>708168553
KYS
>>708168629
>>708168658
>>708168553
Smells cute
>>708169415
>>708168658
remove the logo please, getting turned off
>>708168658
i met my furry boyfriend at a starbucks, ama
>>708170465
What'd you get to drink?
>>708170465
dick pics or it didn't happen
Semen.
>>708170465
At which day into you dating did you know what his butthole smells and tastes like?
>>708170916
>>708171046
Seconded
>>708171294
Its Starbucks, what do you think they make the lattes with?
>>708171543
ANd how was it?
>>708171698
For someone who currently works at a Starbucks, it's milk. Milk and sweat.
>>708172128
>>708172128
Boy milk.
>>708172235
And as for your boyfriends butthole?
>>708172393
Ass to mouth anyone? Stories?
>>708172615
No.
My boy has a cute stinky hole
>>708172801
>>708172993
Does his stink?
one of THESE threads
>>708168553
Why don't you stay on the >>>/mlp/ board, or >>>/hm/ or >>>/trash/ or wherever the fuck you degenerate autistic retard fucking faggots belong?
Fucking kys yourselves
>>708173770
Ohh, sorry for not being drawn kiddy porn, shemales, or dick rate threads.
>>708173770
>kys yourselves
>>708173770
You're making me cry
Demos makes me cry.
well.
>>708173770
>kys yourselves
Oh... oh my god.
Thick white tears.
>>708174116
>>708174227
Maybe you can wipe your faggot tears with your furry faggot costumes, assuming they've dried out from all the cum that's been on them. Why can't you pieces of shit just form your own colonies separate from normal society?
>>708174722
>>708174883
So you faggots like to molest underage children, right? Isn't that one of the pillars of the "Furry Fandom?"
mrow
>>708175586
From my penis.
the new covergirl being a cover-boy is the hallmark of a society that rewards men who debase their masculinity and vilifies those who retain it like its a mental illness or crime
>>708175586
>Mixing up children with the neighbor's dog
Shit bait m8
I fantasize about putting all you furry faggots in a large stadium, gluing your fucking retarded helmets to your heads, and having a giant lawnmower running you over on a large field surrounded by thousands of cheering normal people. What do you ""yiff"" to this comment, faggots?
>>708168553
OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG OP IS FURFAG
>>708175845
Sing to me of precious things. Of gold, silver, and diamond rings.
There. Happy fapping anons.
>>708176750
Ungfffh, post more animal porn. I can't jack off with out it.
>>708176750
Holy shit the sparkles
>>708176999
Why don't you go see a psychologist? There must be one in your area accepting new patients. Just tell them you're a furry fetishist, they will work around the clock to cure you of your disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byp_asbRaTo
>>708177175
Uhg... I know. I'm extremely sick and disturbed for wanting to fuck animals. Hopefully I won't be hospitalized for more than 3 months to be cured of this furry fetish. Pray for me, friends.
These cheesy garlic bread potato chips are amazing.
>>708177487
That has to be the fattest sentence I've ever heard in my life.
>>708177586
Indeed it is.
>>708177402
Well, actually I was in the mental hospital for 4 months, and am now completely cured of my furry fetish. I only come here to try to help other live free of their illness. I am now actually attracted to human females [weird, I know!] and have an adoring girlfriend of 8 months. It's been a difficult year, but I am finally starting to feel like a real man. Don't give up hope, furry porn addicts!
>>708177487
Eat the biscuits and gravy ones instead.
>>708176999
This scene is more in the field of erotica, as the sex is impliyed. Still there are sparkles so no worries.
>>708177799
This post was an inspiration to me, I am now deleting my furry porn folders
>>708177799
>and have an adoring girlfriend of 8 months.
There you go, changing zoofilia for pedophilia as a well rounded /b/tard.
Congrats.
>>708177799
i'll have you know that me and my bird gf are very much in love and plan on getting married within the next year
>>708178251
I wouldn't like to sound like racist but... why didn't you go for the stereotypical goat? Maybe even a cow if that's what you fancy....
The mechanics of intercourse seem...complicate...with this choice, unless it's a chicken, of course.
Demos cooks with jizz.
>>708178719
I've always wondered how that might work.
Never well, I'm sure, but still.
>>708178543
YOU TELL LIES
>>708178840
There's entire cookbooks on the market about cooking with semen.
>>708178954
What stores near me might sell bulk semen?
>>708178051
KEK
>>708173770
>kys yourselves
My sides
>>708179127
The best source is homemade actually. If you are not capable of that head to the nearest bar and ask around, someone will be able to help you for sure.
>>708179747
Weakling. I bet that's not even XL.
>>708176681
Those sure are thoughts coming for a completely normal person, anyone would think the same, obviously
>>708177586
Not if you have a high metabolism.
>>708180027
Thats medium, I'm not even streched enough to take the knot yet, but its perfect for me cause I don't plan on buying another one
>>708180030
Truly degenerate. The rest only want to send you back to the ovens.
>>708180164
>Cheesy
>Garlic Bread
>Potato chips
I want your metabolism. Who the fuck can metabolize that shit?
>>708180234
The bigger it is the better it feels tbh
>>708179761
Never mind, I'll just substitute Elmer's glue.
>>708180309
Well not when you can't take it when you're fully streched...
>>708176750
Are they vampires?
>>708180309
I have a thin family.
>>708180275
I'm not even a furry anyway, I just like this kind of porn tbh.
>>708178051
No she is 23 years old. Do you still crave sex with animals, my friend? Tell me about that.
>>708180460
My family is pretty stocky. I'm the tallest of them all.
>>708180622
How tall we talkin'.
>>708180567
>I'm not even a furry
>I just like this kind of porn
What?
>>708180574
Nah, animals are gross and only want them in my hamburguers. I'm here for the trolling, traps and pizza though.
<3
>>708180733
I like gay furry porn, I think gay furries look sexy as fuck, but only drawn, not irl furries.
>>708177487
It's been like 7 years and you're still here.
Good there's some qts left.
>>708181012
That makes you a furry though, doesn't it?
>>708181107
Nope
I watch gay sonic porn, does this make me super fast?
>>708181237
I don't know, how fast are you?
made you cum super fast
>>708181012
It sounds like you want two or more cocks in you ass at the same time? Well, my friend and I............
>>708181237
>Watch gay sonic porn
>Watch
Like, animated?
Where does this exist?
Is it good?
>>708181039
I just pop-in once and a while.
omg lol this feels strange
>>708181491
This guy's asking the real questions.
>>708181508
no it's perfectly normal to have a gay furry fart fetish.
>>708181593
You stopped being normal when you said you were gay.
>>708181593
shut up worthless anon
>>708181491
Actually I mostly read comics but here.
https://www.yaoihavenreborn.com/animation/sonic-animation
Tell me about it.
Why are old people in this thread.
>>708182470
We're not that old.
We were just also here when we were young. Too young.
>>708182470
Obviously shitposter necromancy was used to revive the ancient shituminati.
>>708182626
I mean, Stairs is an old person too, even though it's not literally true.
It's all subjective.
>>708182470
Something something loneliness something something nothing better to do.
>>708180733
6"2
>>708181700
What did he do to you lol
>>708182747
its not all subjective, he isnt that creative.
>>708182747
Why thank you for noticing.
>>708182826
I'm the tallest in my family and I'm not even that tall. Damn tower.
>>708182914
Kek'd.
>>708182470
True. I still have the 28 baud modem that I used to download trap photos from the boards like a century ago.
Maybe this is why I don't get wanting to get fucked by the realdoll version of your teddy bear.
My bad.
>>708182776
P. much this.
>>708182945
I wish someone would love me
>>708182928
Anytime bb.
>>708182914
He just has a way with words.
>>708183120
Nobody loves anyone.
No worries, Anon.
>>708182470
What? Just because I'm 47 years old, I can't enjoy the furry fandom and also post pictures of my sweet asshole? R8 it faggots!
>>708183346
Nice filename.
And your ass looks like it's been used by generation after generation of fa-....oh wait it has.
>>708183346
Oh god disgusting 1.5/10 would still fuck anyways
>>708183346
Not furry.
0/10
>>708183761
>liking hairy ass
Gross.
>>708183940
>>708183346
>>708183940
I agree, very gross.
Hairy legs on the other hand...
>>708183940
Dohoho. Funny man.
And you know I don't.
Why I love how yours barely grows any, even when you don't shave.
Just a tiny bit enough to tickle a little goin' in.
So does anyone else here actually want to have sex with animals IRL? I know I sure do!!
>>708184036
>>708184290
Damn, now I want one of those.
Some people are eating here.
>>708184290
that's pretty good, how many hours did it take you to earn?
>>708184255
No.
The eroticism comes from the human skeletal structures and muscle.
The animal aspects just add a cuteness or exotic element.
Common misconception about fuirries. Most don't like zoo for the reasons I said.
>>708184378
>Eating
Pervert.
>>708184407
>Ginko
Excellent taste.
eating dick
>>708184255
HELL YEAH I picked up a dog from my local animal shelter and I've been keeping it locked in chastity and fucking his tight asshole every other night! Fuck year!! I love actually fucking animals in real life! That's why we're all in this thread, right?!
>>708184537
nothing but.
>>708184477
>>708184470
Somehow, I don't believe you.
>>708184407
'bout a year, year and a half.
>>708184621
Now I want a tall guy with white hair/broad shoulders.
Bastard.
>>708184573
>>708184689
Up to you. Just sayin' is all.
>>708184770
he's not that broad.
I need to order a dissection kit
>>708184941
They're about my shoulder size.
Good enough for me.
>>708184975
What for, Morty poster.
>>708184255
I'd try most things once. Receiving only, though.
>>708184573
You sick bastard. I'm actually replacing all the bones of my dog with popsicle sticksone by one trying to recreate that sweet human skeletal structure so I can fuck it properly.
You are just mentally ill.
>>708185020
as broad as yours?
or yours as in possessional.
>>708184638
>>708185130
As broad as mine, yes.
He's just taller, or at least he looks like it.
>>708185311
>not full bitch mode
disgusting genetics.
>>708185100
*popsicle sticks
Dunno what happened here. Maybe be the alcohol, the rest of the drugs, or both.
>>708185402
>disgusting genetics.
Whatever, man. At least you have a good taste in anime dick.
the fuc is bitch mode
>>708185148
it doesnt need explaining demos
>>708184621
fuck I cant remember what that pics from, can you tell me anon?
>>708185664
kinky
>>708185854
mushi-shi
>>708185979
thanks man!
booty
>>708186539
The way that artists writes "a" bothers me.
>>708183761
complains about post not being furry but not posting pron just avi-faggin the thread to death
>>708186785
That's most everyone here.
>>708185020
Psychopath stuff
>>708187001
Go on.
>>708186921
true dat
>>708186730
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
>>708186785
I've paid my porn dues to the world already.
>>708186730
The triangle bothers me too but I accept it because I too have shit penmanship.
>>708186730
Didn't notice it before you pointed it out, fuck you
>>708187293
really so you have read the rules then
>>708187115
Well I wanna eat someone someday. Getting tools for practice.
the rules really are the backbone of these threads
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>>708187973
x
>>708187899
It's all fun and games until there's a poo covered horse cock floating in the pool.
123
oh
magic
>>708188358
then it's a party
why did they stop making Subjects stick in namesync
>>708188469
magic is pretty sexy, desu
>>708188631
i'd fuck a magician
>>708168553
Stop making these threads you fat chinbeard nigger
>pic related when you love shit so much you have a castle built out of shit then almost die in your castle of shit in the middle of India the world renowned country of shit.
>>708188787
But the porn is hot as fuck
>>708187973
>I want someone to love me
That's not how you go about that, friend.
>>708189030
tbh that butthole looks like an old rubber-band fam
>>708188784
he'd make your virginity go away with just a snap of fingers
>>708189379
Not a virgin.
>>708189379
You beat me to it. Fuck.
>>708189477
He'd make your mental condition go away with the snap of a neck.
Yes I know i'm a virgin, stop bringing it up.
>>708189477
then he'd make a reset
>>708189641
>butthole is too close to the balls
not everything is about you nibi
>>708189595
i don't have a mental condition
>>708189721
i'd be okay with that. i didn't like my first time.
>>708189853
>i don't have a mental condition
Yeah, and Seth Macfarlane isn't a cash whore.
>>708189967
Hey, you're the one posting his garbage here.
>>708190076
It's cropped so it's fair use.
At least I don't have a crippling mental condition.
>>708189831
your butthole is too close to your balls
oh boy so that was awkward
>>708190168
>Keeps bringing up a nondescript mental illness
>Refused to name symptoms or literally any description of illness
>Can't even insult me for posting matsus
literally the most passive shitposter i've encountered
>>708190395
You're all seemingly awkward.
What's the difference.
>>708190441
Consider that nerve touched.
>>708190395
Rape is always awkward.
is there any good r34 of morrdecai and rigby?
>>708190395
what was
>>708190502
literally seething with rage
>>708190395
explain
>>708190753
Oh trust me, I can feel it.
>>708190638
If I was home, I'd have some.
>>708190502
flip off freaking hecker
>>708190911
damnit
>>708190827
I bet you're not even gay.
>>708191038
What's it to you, mental condition.
the influx of old emotions in a new light
went to go fucking post an image and we hit limit
fuck this place
>>708191038
thats's still not something to brag about tho, hell I sure know some do it anyways
[obscure post that will surely grab their attention this time!]
That is an illogical question
>>708191593
Pretty much.
You're all attention whores though.
>>708191589
>thats's still not something to brag about tho, hell I sure know some do it anyways
I wanted to say that. It's nothing to brag about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzH-YAlFYc
i can't stop listening to this song
>>708191589
when you're as gay as I am, you get bragging rights.
>>708181576
GR15!!!
