Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Gan Dheesling claimed.
>>708151336
ryoko claimed again.
>best fox claimu
Green claimed
>>708151593
That is a very nice fox, but not the best.
going to sleep, good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzH9ZP7DHBU
>>708151323
Aw, thanks Mavis
How's it going?
I swear technology fucking hates my ass
sorry if i missed people literally all my devices died
>>708149025
you are actually the first that knows it, and yea i have heard im super hyped
i dont think i have any animu to reccomend you which you havent seen yet lol
>>708149456
you think? you dont remeber password or what?
>>708149526
oh damn thats a really short season
but if there only 6 games left and they already won 6 its gonna be a a pretty good season
Claimu!
>>708151795
Could be worse, she could be Adam Sandler's daughter
>>708151842
>literally all my devices died
Oh no, even your phone? terribly sorry to hear that.
Perhaps your 3ds may work for some?
>>708152006
You just had to rustle the jimmies...
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>>708152276
Hey you want to hear a story?
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They're going all out for these shitposts
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>>708151842
I don't remember the password for it or for the email, so I'm going to have to go to support for both Google and Steam, which is going to suck.
>HAVING THIS MUCH AUTISM
>2016
>WATCHING ANIME
>BEING A FUCKING VIRGIN WEABOO
>>708152475
You're shitposting too
Posting rory is shitposting
Post superior Tuka
>>708152622
I'm 16
>>708152651
Fuck off with your shit taste, Mi Liu
>>708152651
Tuks is in there. Which makes that a shitpost.
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>>708152251
not my fault it's true
>>708152475
They're unleashing all their creative potential for this one, i'm not sure we'll be able to endure
>>708152726
Enjoy the ban virgin
>>708152726
That's it, I'm calling the police
>>708152831
My name irl is sixteen
So do you sad fucks have a back up plan for when they started banning these depressing pits of autism called waifu threads?
Since i saw this thread has existed, you have all been put under maximal surveillance.
I do not trust any of you guys.
I also claim F40PH as a waifu, is it possible tho ?
>>708152591
oh fuck that is going to be a hassle
good luck with that kek
steam support is retarded so yea you are gonna be working on that
>>708153023
Create a new thread. Simple.
ITT: Autistic children and grown men discussing cartoons they should've grown out of a long time ago as a way to cope with their virginity and ugliness
>>708153023
These threads have been around for more time than you've been on here, newfag
>>708153210
I'd still like to know how this meme came to be
>>708153259
Yeah we wouldn't want that on 4chan
>>708153210
I'm 8
>When people complain about anime on an anime image board
If you would prefer, Reddit and Tumblr weren't created for the purpose of posting anime
>stellar claim
>>708153074
Yeah Steam support fucking sucks, that's really my one complaint about Steam though.
>>708153210
>Autistic children
>should've grown out of a long time ago
nice contradiction faggot
>>708153828
>AND grown men discussing cartoons they should've grown out of a long time ago as a way to cope with their virginity and ugliness
Retard.
>>708153048
>Wanting to claim a train.
I'm not too sure, unless it's Kancolle-level stuff, with humanized trains instead of boats. Tbh, I don't know how exactly that would work.
>>708153586
Space bote
>>708153210
>stop liking things i don't like
Oh, right you want to try to feel batter about your shitty life
>>708153660
yea steam is actually amazing
its really painful if you are poor though
>>708154520
Just the F40PH in it's purest form.
カラミチーマス
>>708153586
>stellar (You)
>>708154525
I'm a fucking spaceship
>>708154875
Space is magical
>>708154631
I say, that is actually one good looking train.
>>708155157
MFW no space Alice
>>708155157
And huuuuuuge. But the biggest question is why does it exist? Nothing comes out of nowhere.
Saber claim
>>708155315
lol rip :^)
>>708155599
>kinda like my..
It exists to drives humanity's thirst for knowledge
God if I know, I'm just a baguette~
>>708155800
does anyone actually miss edgedeath?
>>708156306
Oh hi esdeath
>>708155599
Spooky scary space whales. Thats the best answer to everything.
>>708155922
>kinda like my..
Oh really? You'll have to prove that.
>It exists to drives humanity's thirst for knowledge
It also exists so that Miku and I could meet.
>God if I know, I'm just a baguette~
A drunk baguette.
>>708156425
How do they match against the flying spaghetti monster?
>>708156401
I dont think he would refer to himself as edgedeath
>>708156995
About the same. More influence, less known.
>>708157650
It's the perfect cover
https://a.pomf.cat/exbefi.jpg
>>708156995
Maybe later. Namely when I'll be drunk :^)
A drunkard baguette, the baguette is sober as of now
>>708157919
yeah you're right
>back to d
>tfw you're gay and you wipe your ass
Does anyone miss mai?
>>708158224
Do you wipe while standing?
>>708158224
Did your finger slip through?
>>708158280
Hi, Mai
>>708158336
yes, doesn't everyone?
>>708158442
that feels good too, sometimes I play with myself, makes it more interesting :o
https://a.pomf.cat/wpeelh.jpg
>>708157764
For some reason I knew the pastalord better than space whales.
>>708158082
Later today?
Nice pic, I found some /hr/ artists today too.
>>708158586
No....
>>708158586
sounds like you have a lot of...fun
>>708158780
You don't?
>>708158780
this is news to me cutie ;-;
how did you post the same pic twice, are you a wizard? :o
>>708155315
Don't worry, I can help you with that!
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https://a.pomf.cat/uskvqk.png
>>708158704
I don't plan on drinking tonight, sorry cutie
I have this pic on lower res, only because I couldn't post it on thread.
Even when the limit was at 4mb
>>708159517
Look closer!
>>708159501
Isn't sitting down the correct way?...
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>>708159691
Previous pic I posted is 5.5Mb but png. I have this 10Mb jpg from Homu.
https://a.pomf.cat/pwyenn.jpg
So glad I lost my virginity at 15, even at that age I was more alpha than you pillow fuckers. Get a grip you fucking autists, SOME of you are over 18 and still a virgin, hint hint, it's because you're into cringes Japanese cartoons. Most of you are high schoolers on the verge of suicide
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708160000
I don't think there's a correct way
>>708160270
>He thinks he's cool
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>>708160000
I found it! :O
what book is your waifu from?
she's cute I want to see more ;-;
>>708160270
so you just lost your virginity?
Also me and my boyfriend have sex every day
>>708160270
Your uncle doesn't count.
>>708160270
>he thinks we care
>>708160444
Well, either way works!
N-Nice trips!
>>708160510
She's from a game series, not a book!
>>708160179
First one I posted was 8.1Mb
Second was 6.2
>he's older than 10
>he watches anime
>>708160659
;-;;;;;;;;
what game? :0
Animgay is for fucking losers
>>708160938
>Animgay
It took you all day to think that one up, didn't it?
>>708160683
That's also huuuuuge. Just what I expected from you.
>>708160831
Touhou Project.
Why don't you virgins post this on /a/?
>>708161370
not like /b/ would be any better
>>708161228
that's game is popular on waifu I suppose
your waifu is the cutest though ._.
>>708161559
Fucking cringe
>>708161130
I feel like I'm gonna disappoint now
10/10 won't send :^)
>>708160510
Yeah i please my klonatas prostate everyday
Oh man is work annoying. I just want to make sandwiches people. Fuck off with the bacon egg rolls.
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>>708161845
Bacon egg rolls sound good though
>>708162069
Do you think any of those words carry any real meaning anymore?
Welp
>>708161559
(Y-You) too..
These threads are so cancerous. Y'all claim they're so old, show me a screen cap of one from pre-2009
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>>708162085
every time
Hey everyone who wants to hear a story?????
>>708162238
can I play it on the game cube?
what's it for? :0
>>708161752
I love you c:
>>708161652
It's actually cute how jealous you are :p
>>708162334
Cringe. You keep posting this but nobody gives a fuck about you just like in real life kys weaboo
>>708162085
hey mai
>>708162393
Computer lol. Where's your waifu from??
>>708162334
me
>>708162393
Wanna do it now, cutie?
>>708162431
Hey anon.
>>708160000
Nobody going crazy about quads, I guess I will.
OH HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST GET QUADS OH NO WAY MAN THAT IS THE COOLEST OF COOL MAN YOU SHOULD GET MORE QUADS NEXT TIME!
>>708162426
Have you heard the story of retarded garbage vagina?
My mom would beat the shot out of me for being retarded. why yeast infection was really bad
To be cont
>>708162393
Yeah I'm totally jealous. I'm bout to go home and fuck my girlfriend while your ugly ass masturbates your absurdly small penis to a cartoon character
Kek, after enduring virginity so long, I'm not even gonna assume you're the one jealous of me, you probably have no concept on how to attract/have sex with a woman, so you'd prefer busting to a pic of a little girl cartoon
>>708162655
Because it's really not that big a deal in the first place
>>708162700
Hey i fuck him in the ass every night.
>>708162135
But I need to be doing sandwiches
ITT: cringe festival
>>708162770
I just like to congratulate the person getting them. I see them once a day. It is like a daily winner.
>>708161744
Fine, I deleted my expectations and will never raise them again.
>>708162700
>2016
>Not liking men.
Faggot.
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JEEEEEEZ IT'S 2016!!!!1
>>708163083
This
>People like something i don't
Better call it cringe, that word isn't overused or anything
>>708162872
I'm not sure that's how it works, but whtever you say
>>708162512
lucky star, my favorite cartoon! ^-^
>>708162628
yeah, I've been watching a lot of prostate milking lately, so let's do that :3
>>708162700
Me and my boyfriend have sex every day...
gonna do it soon too lol
>>708163032
;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
Who wants to hear more of my story? i've written a new chapters
>>708163032
Didn't think you wanted it so bad to be crying
Why would you come into a thread that you dislike so much.
>>708163239
can u dress up as klonata and i'll dress up as tsukasa o:
>>708163755
I came in u o:
>>708163755
they think they can make /b/ great again
or they want to try to feel better about themselves
>>708163902
you need to be kagami, slachi ;-;
>>708164075
ok i'll be sacho, kagami
>>708163755
im thinking of taking a break
its just routine at this point
a bad one i need to quit
>>708164160
Don't forget Discord.
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>>708164160
Absolutely perfect.
>>708164160
legit made me cringe
>>708164206
:3
>>708164160
accurate
Mai is a stupid nigger
>>708163613
W-where did you take that conclusion from?
>>708164160
kek
Hows it going everyone
>Claim
>>708163213
I have to get these sandwiches out. But customers prefer bacon. I want to distract them with chicken.
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>>708164679
Whatever you say, Spider..
>>708164679
Why must you lie, mister spider?
>>708164743
wrap the chicken in bacon, that'll distract them
>>708164696
So you don't want it then
I see
>>708164711
>lol what a fag glad I'm not friend with him anymore
>>708164934
Stop acknowledging me in thread :^)
>>708164934
>>lol what a fag glad I'm not friend with him anymore
Rude bote.
>>708164679
I love spiders, I always convince family members not to kill them because they kill other bugs.
>>708163239
C-Cartoon?...
>>708164711
Nice pic.
>>708165396
do you watch any, love?
most waifus are from cartoons I suppose :o
>>708164160
>That small Iowa on Red's head.
God bless whoever made this.
>>708163991
>or they want to try to feel better about themselves
I believe that at some point they were posting actual pictures of their girlfriends.
>>708164295
I doubt you'd be the first one taking that decision.
>>708165403
Quiet, pizza man.
>>708165050
I bet you're happy when I send you a reply..
>>708165098
That's what I'm good at
>>708164891
Now who doesnt know how it works?
Because thats not how it works.
Hey guys I'm here
>>708165403
Danke
>>708165605
I think he did that himself
>>708165593
I watched Lucky Star once..
>>708165605
Clearly people want to stroke their egos
>>708165701
Oh, it'd work
>>708165751
cutie
>>708165845
oh that's good
A+ for you! ^-^
what's your favorite anime, love?
>>708165605
i know i am not
but i misinterpreted your post
but my message is the same
>>708165762
>ignored
>>708165762
Hello
>>708166163
Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>708166320
Hello creepy rabbit girl.
>>708166252
Yo what's good amatsu
>>708166163
Well thanks anon
>>708166175
Sup yuno how's ur day goin C:
>>708164160
Who ever done that - do it more pls
>>708166430
o i c
your waifu is vicious! >:)
>>708166524
not super
tired all day
didnt do shit for school couldnt concentrate
hope yours was better
>>708166580
I will do more some time unless someone else takes the wheel.
>>708166430
Why am I creepy
>>708166320
Hello there
>>708166524
My friendship was good
It's gone now :^(
How do you find a waifu?
What do you do if your waifu is already super popular and other men have already put their disgusting hands on her?
What do you do if you begin liking another cartoon gril more?
>>708167110
Sup hamakaze C:
>>708166754
Same actually just got up though to check in on the cutes
Hoping antenna girl is here
>>708167026
Because of that stare you have.
Y-You look fine now, though!
>>708166640
Viciously cute, yes.
Any good spooky game recommendations?
I'm in the mood for a good spook and some trips
>If trips get, every thread of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>708167110
How are you doing this evening?
>do you think I'm creepy? :(
>>708167417
Not even double digits this time
>>708167417
Any of the SCP games are good for a quick spoop
>>708167282
Do whatever you want it's only a thread whatever will make you happy and will bring us festive cutes
>>708167230
Wait our friendship??? D:
>>708167417
There is literally no good horror games
>>708167353
indeed, love
I'd love to talk forever but I need to take my cat for a walk
take care!
>>708167489
Now you just look disheartened...
I'm s-sorry!
>>708167816
O-Oh. Take care, anon!
>>708167335
oh alright, i wasnt sure where you live my bad
who is antenna girl?
any plans for today?
>>708167966
>I summon Yui
>Hi Shiro
>>708168212
>oh no 2.jpg
kek
Claimed sorry bout last night. lol
>>708167998
Dang almost trips, yeah I live in the states south AZ. Uhm they always post with Antenna Girl in the name usually very descriptive captions for the image I called them a cute and they denied it so it's my duty to set it straight lol.
>plans Just /waifu/ for today how about you?
>>708168212
post lewds
>>708167417
Not even close Tripsguy. Better luck next time.
I don't know any spooky games
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>>708168833
I can keep this up for quite a while
>>708168254
>gotta leave to the store
Shit. I'll be back in an hour or something.
Hope you're having a great day, and that it continues to be great.
>>708168793
Sup qt
> Luluco
>>708168793
Also, mandatory Galil claim.
>>708167417
>Every thread of the thread.
What?
>>708167610
I am a sad, lonely loser with no waifu, anon. How do I find one, please tell me
Rollin
>>708167335
Nothing much, just sitting here
>>708167445
I dont know you so....
No
Im also doing fine
>>708168966
Checked
>>708168528
im gonna guess you arent baguette
>>708168588
never lucky
i am drawing a blank but good luck with that
and im gonna sleep soon
probably last waifu thread for me in a while wanna enjoy it a bit
>>708168887
As can I.
Day 2 in the life of; retarded garbage vagina
I've been rolling around in bed all morning my stomach hurts. my sheets are covered in weird vagina shit. I can hear my mom walking down the hall.
>good morning Mom, what's up?
>I will beat the shit out of you, remember to put your uterus back in your vagina. It fell out yesterday because you are disgusting.
But wait there's more !
>>708169185
Finally, someone with rather a lot of the same image.
>He's really upset about that blank page
>>708168891
Have a good trip to the store, Shiro.
>I'll check back in around the same time
>>708168900
I'm flattered, but you're the qt here.
I was biking around the neighbhood and found a free TV, probably going to sell it.
>>708169228
POST DICK
>>708169282
Finally someone I can relate to.
>he
>>708168930
Forgive me
Tiredness makes me type silly things
>>708167520
Tried 087-B before, was quite thrilling
All the more reason to try the others I guess
