Last three digits of your post determines which SCP you're locked in a room with for an hour. How fucked are you?
>>708144020
not fucked at all.
>>708144020
Rollin
Roll
k
>>708144790
was right, let's see if a reroll is true as well.
lets do this!
>>708144854
The Dream Bridge
Item #: SCP-854
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-854 is contained on US Bureau of Land Management property in ████████ state. Roads and trails leading to the site have been closed for “maintenance” and rendered impassable, while cameras monitor the site and all approaches to it. Supervising personnel are authorized to use any nonlethal means to deter trespassers.
Barriers erected at the ends of the arch prevent access except under controlled circumstances. Wild animals are not permitted in the area in order to prevent unsupervised disappearances.
Description: SCP-854 is a natural arch formation eroded from sandstone in ████████, ██ and known locally as the “Dream Bridge”. Despite its precarious appearance it is exceptionally stable and can support in excess of 400 kg without difficulty. A single large pictogram in an unknown language adorns the base of the structure, but it is otherwise naturally formed.
The arch has no observable anomalous properties unless the top is traversed, like a bridge, from East to West. Animals and people crossing from West to East, walking under or around the formation, or otherwise interacting with it in any other way experience nothing out of the ordinary.
Living animals that cross the arch from East to West vanish at the midpoint of the structure. No organism that has disappeared has ever been recovered. Contact with the arch is necessary for this phenomenon, as birds flying above it in the same direction experience no effects. Nonliving items, such as remote controlled vehicles, also cross without interruption.
I'm good as long as I don't cross it. But I'm -very- curious...
>>708144020
rulirino
roll
Rolll
>>708144020
Roll.
Rroop
roll
>>708144020
Rawlin
roll
>>708144020
ROLLINN
rol
420 get
>>708144020
Well lets see how fucked I am.
roll
>>708144020
roll
Rollin rollin rollin in the deep
ROLLLL
>>708144020
Rockin' ROLL hoochie-coo!
>>708146508
Not sure if I am fucked on this one or not. Depends on if I am locked in the closet with it. If so then I am fucked just due to the containment and not the item.
oh boy oh boy oh boy
>>708144020
ok rolling
>>708144020
Roll out
>>708144020
sheeeit, les do dis
roll tabarnak
Rolll
roll
>>708144020
Roll?
>>708144020
very fucked.
>>708144020
Kkk
755
>> "Watch for the white bird"
>>708146382
Shit guaranteed death
Rollin
>>708144020
roll\
>>708146833
oh shit im fucked
>>708146946
lets ramp it up a bit... rerollin
Rollin
>>708144020
rollerino
Gimme that good rell
>>708144020
roll
>>708144020
Roll
rollin'
tony rollaboni
>>708147147
Dope.
Im good.
Roll
>>708147208
well damn, I'm even more safe now, rollin for the danger
Roll
>>708147120
Rolling for a natural 1.
rolling
>>708147224
reroll
rrrol
>>708147387
sounds fun
>>708147579
EYYYYYYYYYYYY mine can open the door
roll
roll
>>708147602
third dare
>>708147529
And a 20 was rolled.
Let's roll for lich.
>>708144020
pls gib mr skell
fuck.
rull
Roll
Roll
pls
>>708147440
well, nothing that would remotely my jimmies yet. rolling. again.
Rerollin
roll
Let's go
Rollin' and shit
>>708147897
fuck me
>>708147745
yas
>>708144020
Alright let's do this.
Go for it
roll
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wfwf
Roll
>>708144020
PEPE IS SCP
I love /b/ during the day, actual fun threads that aren't Facebook faps
>>708147944
give me something crazy
roll
>>708144020
rolling
>>708144020
I have no idea what this is
>>708144020
Roll
roll
>>708148051
Safe and boring
Item #:SCP-051
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-051 and SCP-051-A are to be kept in a sealed containment facility. SCP-051-A is kept within a locked, climate-controlled document box with a viewing window, to prevent degradation of its material. Any personnel (with the exception of pregnant or non-sterile female personnel, who might not be aware of an early-stage pregnancy) may access SCP-051 as long as a request is placed before-hand and cleared by site administration.
Description:SCP-051 is a 25cm (10 in) anatomically correct model of a human female, carved out of ivory, with typically Asian features. Microscopic analysis shows that the head hair is human hair. The doll is jointed at the shoulders, hips, and knees. The 'stomach' area of the doll is fully removable as a 'cap' of ivory, exposing a detailed ribcage and organs, and a 2.5cm (1 in) ivory fetus connected to the main figure by a leather cord umbilicus.
When brought into the presence of a pregnant human female, SCP-051 has various deleterious effects upon the pregnancy, generally resulting in miscarriage of the fetus. Reports include a gentle compulsion to handle the model, open its stomach cap and take out the fetus. This results in nausea and cramping within 5 minutes, vaginal bleeding that begins as spotting and may progress to hemorrhage within the next half-hour, and miscarriage within 2 - 24 hours in most recorded cases. Medical records indicate that the aborted fetuses bear moderate to severe defects. Pregnancies carried to term after exposure to the model have resulted in severely deformed live births, including ██ deaths of the mothers and ██ infants terminated after birth by the delivering physician (see interview 051-1 below). Witnesses to these live births showed signs of severe emotional trauma that was alleviated, after Foundation interviews, by administration of a Class A amnesiac.
Rerolling
>>708144020
Roll.
>>708147682
rip
WAKE ME UP
Roll
Roll
>>708144020
Rolling
>>708148153
Fucking NO reroll
Rerolling again
>>708148259
Description: SCP-259 is a fractal image known as "The Weisenglass Spiral". A completed rendering of SCP-259 acts as an Einstein-Rosen Bridge, opening a portal to an unknown location. The locations accessed appear to vary depending on the size and orientation of the rendered image, and have included:
— An area filled with superheated plasma (estimated temperature 20,000,000 Kelvin). See Incident K-259-1.
— An area populated with venomous cockroaches (species unknown; weight approximately 2 kg). See Incident K-259-2.
— Deep space, estimated to be [REDACTED] km from a black hole. See Experiment X-259-2.
— An area possibly corresponding to the dimension opened by SCP-███. See Experiment X-259-3.
Basically i'm fucked if it's rendered, otherwise i dont give a shit
I don't even know which one I got lmao
>57
>>708144020
Rollin
>>708144020
roll
very fucked
rollarino
>>708149228
making sure this is me
rollin
roll
>>708149270
oh wow i actually got one of my fav scps
>>708144020
inb4 001.
>>708144020
rolling
Roll.
Rawl
>>708144020
rollin
>>708144020
Rollen
>>708149530
aww, i'm okay with this
>>708144020
rolleroo
Roll
Roll
Macarolling
roll
>>708149485
Item #: SCP-485
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-485 is to be kept in a locked safe-deposit box at all times with the key to be kept in a secure location.
Description: SCP-485 appears to be a standard retractable pen with an unusually easy to click button. The pen itself was accidentally stolen by Dr. Dahij, upon renewing his life insurance policy. The pen once belonged to Agent ████████ of ████ Life Insurance Inc. Each time the pen's tip is extended, a random person known to the user dies by an unknown cause. Since the button's action is abnormally smooth, subjects during testing were noted to rapidly click the pen without conscious thought or realization of what was happening.
Initial discovery occurred upon Dr. ████████ falling dead mid-sentence as Dr. Dahij was absently clicking his pen near his desk. Dahij called his wife, only to discover no answer at any normally reachable locations, including her place of employment. Supervisor █████ was found dead with a mildly surprised look on his face. Pen was given SCP status, testing to follow shortly.
The pen's action was confirmed by a reclusive Class-D personnel who only knew 39 living people, all met since his internment at location █████ █████ on base. Said personnel successfully dispatched upwards of 90% of the remaining test subjects on hand, as they had all been selected from the same dormitory wing on-base. Procedure for obtaining live testing personnel has been updated to require more randomization in the selection process.
Addendum: Due to Dr. Dahij's recent personal tragedy involving nearly all of his friends and family, SCP-485 is hereby remanded to off-person custody in a locked safe-deposit box.
>Note: At least he's stopped that damn infernal clicking at all hours at his desk. Now if he would just stop crying. -Dr. Bright
This was surprisingly easy.
Rollo
Roll
>>708144020
Roolin
rollllling
>>708144020
okl
fhhf
>>708144020
roll fdam
Let's find out how fucked this dude is
>>708144020
Les do this
Fuck it
Hi
>>708144020
roll
>>708144020
Rollin with my task force bros
rolling
>>708144020
meh
>>708144020
rolling for fate
>>708147682
dude you are fucked
rollers away
wtf is the SCP, did I miss some shit??
I looked up the website but I don't know if it's real or fake
>>708144020
yeet
rolll
rollerino
>>708144020
roll
reroll
>>708144020
Gimme ameme
oh boy
>>708150097
The haunted pumpkin patch. should be fine for an hour unless it's after dark. How fitting for the season.
rerereroll
>>708144020
Ok.
fuck
p safe
Rolleroni
roll, best roll idea ever tbh
re roll
>>708144020
Rollerino
Roll for a good SCP
I want a cute scp
>>708144020
Nab
Something Fucked
Roll
>>708150198
Gay
Rolling
roll
Hi
rawl
rolling
roolleer
Please good
SCP rolling
>>708144020
probs pretty fucked
Rolling over river thamis.
>>708150522
Shit. I got the red carpet. Am I actually fucked though? Cause its only 3.5x3.5m. How big is the room?
rollercoaster
>>708150818
I got autistic kid with psychic powers
Rolling
>>708144020
ppap
>>708147682
ur fuked xddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>708144020
rollgato
im a nigger
>>708144020
Rollerino Mark II
I'm probably incredibly fucked right now
K
rollerino
GIT GUT
>>708151149
well shit
Rerolling
rollin
>>708144020
The rull
>>708144020
roll fag
ssaallaammaanndderrss
ROLLADOO
>>708151283
Got stuck with a rock
>>708144020
roll?
Rerollerino
>>708151106
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106
>Description: SCP-106 appears to be an elderly humanoid, with a general appearance of advanced decomposition. This appearance may vary, but the “rotting” quality is observed in all forms. SCP-106 is not exceptionally agile, and will remain motionless for days at a time, waiting for prey. SCP-106 is also capable of scaling any vertical surface and can remain suspended upside down indefinitely. When attacking, SCP-106 will attempt to incapacitate prey by damaging major organs, muscle groups, or tendons, then pull disabled prey into its pocket dimension. SCP-106 appears to prefer human prey items in the 10-25 years of age bracket.
SCP-106 causes a “corrosion” effect in all solid matter it touches, engaging a physical breakdown in materials several seconds after contact. This is observed as rusting, rotting, and cracking of materials, and the creation of a black, mucus-like substance similar to the material coating SCP-106. This effect is particularly detrimental to living tissues, and is assumed to be a “pre-digestion” action. Corrosion continues for six hours after contact, after which the effect appears to “burn out”.
SCP-106 is capable of passing through solid matter, leaving behind a large patch of its corrosive mucus. SCP-106 is able to “vanish” inside solid matter, entering what is assumed to be a form of “pocket dimension”. SCP-106 is then able to exit this dimension from any point connected to the initial entry point (examples: “entering” the inner wall of a room, and “exiting” the outer wall. Entering a wall, and exiting from the ceiling). It is unknown if this is the point of origin for SCP-106, or a simple “lair” created by SCP-106.
#REKT
>>708144020
Idk we'll see
Bring it on
rollarooney
rolling for harambe
ok
Spoopy
>>708144020
LeL
kms
>>708144020
im not in danger
i am the danger
a
>>708151651
looks like I'm fucked-ish
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-651
Rollando
sure thingy
i hope i'm not fucked
>>708152098
YOU'RE FUCKED
roll
>>708144020
FUCK
>>708151889
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-889
Well since I don't have sex in there I will be fine
rollin' and rollin'
with trump as my guide, and Harambe as my savior, i roll
>>708144020
'bout to get fucked up
>>708151529
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-529 (im not so fucked after all)
Object Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.
Description:SCP-529 is a small house cat (Felis catus) with grey tabby markings.
Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.
In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.
The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stroking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no abnormalities.
The hind regions do not appear to be invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are no hindquarters. DNA testing has shown the animal to be female.
>>708152228
wooo still safe
re rollin
>>708144020
roll
wut
>>708152314
still safe af
rerollin and re rollin
roll
>>708152394
why am i so safe?
cum on give me scp-096
>>708144020
inb4 173
rollerinio for scperinio
>>708152501
IVE ONLY GOTTEN EUCLID AND SAFE
Roll
>>708152235
continue to protect me, i pray. reroll
>>708152563
another euclid fuckkk
roll
>>708144020
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>708144020
>roll
>>708152663
more euclid fuck
>>708144020
785
Rolllllllll
>>708152556
reroll
>>708144020
Ok i am sure to be fucked but lets roll either way.
>>708152739
GIVE ME SOMETHING THATS NOT SAFE OR EUCLID
Rawl
>>708152255
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2255
an intelligent storm that believes itself to be an avatar of Kokio a goddess of the sky water and sea flowers
as long as I drink hibiscus tea regularly I'm fine
Rolling
>>708152819
fucking lollipops wtf
>>708152882
Holy shit my favourite one
Rolling.
Rollo
e4treg
>>708152897
Maybe fucked
>>708152980
>Object Class: Safe
something deadly come on
Dick nugs
rollingas
a majority don't do shit
Geoff Aggot
>>708153193
>>708144020
Time for some serious, exotic mating. Unf.
roll
>>708144020
rollor
roll
Rdyjhtyg
>>708153309
can i just pick a bad one and leave it it at that?
Rollio
>>708152608
onward i go, into the fray, my guide and savior still accompanying me.
Rolllll
rhqiloer
>>708152693
SCP-693
Class-Euclid
Summary: Basically a reverse voodoo doll, doll mimics actions performed by whoever's hair is attached to it. Works perfectly for 9 days, after will try to screw with the owner of the doll until they die.
Results: For one hour, I will be totally safe. This thing cannot do anything to me, unless it has been tampered with before I am locked in the room.
Cocks
Rolling
Rolling for SCP-600
I love "that guy"
Rollerino
Roll
>>708153459
2 hrs of Interplanetary Thermostat. Safe.
>>708152970
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2970
Keter class 1000 year old cyborg that is a missionary for the god that gave it its cybernetic implants
>>708153683
A FUCKING FRIDGE
Roll
rolando
>>708144020
Rawl
Roll
Just wish for a quick death.
>>708153866
i stick with the computer
roll
>>708153465
a party do not need, so i continue.I shant be swayed so easily. Trump guide me, Harambe protect me. rolling onward
Check
Nigger
roll
roll
Roll
Roll
Rolling
Let me die please
>>708144020
Roll
>>708144020
yolo
>>708154132
This, might be the last one, for my intuition says i shall surely die next.