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/b/ whats your hot sauce game like?

The Magma is the new hottest i've ever tried

the others are more for taste and franks just sucks
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>>708132305
does magma have a good taste? Is it worth putting it on like chicken and rice or is it just a really hot meme sauce?
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Valentina black label and those "Flaming hot cheetos" sent me to the hospital once.
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>>708132540
Honestly it doesn't have much taste. The good thing is it doesn't ruin the taste of your food either. It just makes it hot. Especially good on ramen and pizza.


Original Beer Barrel Embalming Fluid Hot Sauce (pic) is what I want but cant find it anywhere
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>>708132699

Let me guess, you put both of them in your butt at once. Never both at the same time anon
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>>708132540
I recommend this sauce. Brother got it for me and it's just fantastic. It's no hotter than sriracha, but the flavor is excellent.
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>>708132305

My go to is Crystal as a sauce on things like chicken, French fries, etc..
For seasoning in cooking dishes and sauces I use original Tabasco, best hot sauce for sauces and soups.
The absolute worst hot sauce is Frank's, unless you are a kid or teenager with taste buds that either haven't matured or are burnt out by garbage fast food and sugary drinks. Frank's is just way too salty, you end up getting bloated from drinking so much water to quench your thirst.
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>>708132862
I put the whole bottle in my ass and it broke inside.
#truestory #cryeverytime
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Anyone try this? Many good reviews on Amazon
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>>708132305

Choula is my go to for eggs
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>>708133174

just looked it up, the Jerk Jamaican hot sauce looks good, the bean looks promising, but the habanero not so much, I never liked the taste of habanero peppers.
I'm gonna order those 2 from their site now.
Also, did you read the "about" on their page on how they got their name? Hilarious
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Je weet wel hoe het duidelijk moet maken ;P
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>>708132305
Used to have a bottle of this shit and it fucking humbled me. The ultimate insanity is also ridiculous.
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Valentina black label. Gold standard of flavor. There's some shit called voodoo juice, and I've had reaper sauce. Both basically make anything inedible and make it so you cant touch your peen for hours
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Tapatio master race checking in. Eat shit, faggots.
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>>708133857
I used to dump that shit on qdoba burritos by the bottle when I had one near me.

I'm a texas pete boy myself when it comes to mild sauces
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>>708133748
I finished two of these in a month. I got really fucking sick.
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>>708132305
I use a lot of Tapatio. I need to step out of my comfort zone
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>>708133653

THE STORY OF THE SECRET AARDVARK

When he was in his late teens, Scott and his friends read an editorial in the local paper that outlined the “Nine ways to identify a gang“. They thought the article was so ridiculous (as it only stereotyped social groups) that they wrote a satirical letter to the editor claiming to be a part of a gang called the “Secret Aardvarks”. The paper took them seriously and published a warning about the new gang, and he laughed about it until years later when he deemed his hot sauce worthy of the name. If you know, you know.
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>>708132699
Valentina is fucking weak though...
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>>708134170
I actually got turned on to Dave's because I got a sub from firehouse and dumped a bunch of the insanity sauce on it. Needless to say I regretted it. I had a bottle of the insanity for a while and I never learned to use a small amount. That's my problem with spicy food though is I never learn, and I always pay for it later
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>>708132305
Finally broke down and bought a bottle of Cholula green sauce. Taste amazing but no heat, its like the Decaf coffee of hot sauce
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>>708134459
They're free at Chipotle
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You guys watch that show on Youtube called Hot Ones? Pretty entertaining if you consider yourself a hot sauce fan. It's basically an interview with a celebrity, but the catch is they have to eat 10 wings, each wing hotter than the last, throughout the interview.
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I usually steal a bottle of this from the taco place near me. Fucking delicious. Nice flavor and heat
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>>708134662
That shit is pretty good
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>>708134662
probably best heat to flavor ratio ive ever had, and great for cooking with
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I've had this little bottle of hot sauce in my fridge for about 10 years and have only used about 1/3 of it. Just one drop in a bowl of soup, is hot
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>>708134631

omg yes lmao this is the best one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTW8IplsKmM
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this thread is making me sweat
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>>708134922
Dude same, I've had one for like 3 years
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>>708135022

The Eric Andre and DJ Khaled ones are hilarious too. Mostly because it was funny seeing DJ Khaled act like a little bitch and tap out after the 2nd wing.

I ordered their brand hot sauce not too long ago. It's pretty fucking good actually. Not too hot, but the flavor is great.
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>>708132305

Franks sucks yet was and still is the original ingredient for "buffalo" wings.

retard.
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>>708132305

Im looking for something hotter than Magma (500,000 scoville units) but with more taste
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Cholula is the bombdiggity. Its not terribly hot but has an amazing flavor and goes great on everything.

As someone above said, put it on eggs its an orgasm in the mouth.
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>>708132305
The Cholula stuff is nice. I'm not as into hit sauce as Iused to be, but they're great additives to just about any food.
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>>708132305
>hot sauce thread
Take your fedora thread back 2 reddit.
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>>708135562
You're new here aren't you...
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>>708135128
The only time I really use it is on Spaghetti, even then I just dip a tooth pick in it and rub that on the noodles and sauce, 2 times
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>>708135677
No, in fact, I'm very old here. Just getting sick of reddit tourists making thread after thread about hot sauce and rare steak and craft beer and bourbon and watches. We get it, you're trying to make up for the fact that you're a nu-male by projecting a false air of hyper-masculinity or class. It's sad.
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Lol valentina is what comes in the potato chips in mexico is ok but not spicy at all.
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>>708135862
Someone is triggered.
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>>708135156
Haha DJ Khaled is comparing those hot wings to jumping off a building
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>>708135897

Thanks for your contribution to this thread! Found it really helpful. Then what's hot for you faggot?
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Original Texas Pete for me
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>>708132305
Got this one at the moment.
I put it in absolutely everything.
It's fucking HOT... like insanely crazy hot.

What's the hottest chilli sauce in the world currently?
I'm not happy unless my food is so hot that it almost kills me.
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>>708136316
nothing beats a classic
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>>708134922
You're supposed to use sauces within 6 months of opening it.
I can't imagine 10 year old sauce will be all too great for you.
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This one
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>>708132305
I can tell you're white. Pretty sure my baby brother can handle more spice than this stuff
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>>708136707
It's habenero, nothing bad could survive in it
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>>708136839

Thanks for your contribution to this thread! Found it really helpful. Then what's hot for you faggot?
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>>708132305
Franks is terrible, it tastes like hot sick.
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>>708136839
This is 4chan. Everyone is supposed to be white. Are you not? You should probably leave. You're not accepted here.
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not hot by any means, but from a pure flavor standpoint, its the best.
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>>708136981
I mean, that's the thing. THe meals I eat are made with "spice powder" or actual chillies are cooked with it. I'm not putting hot sauce on fucking fries.

>>708137046
Ok sage
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>>708137046
>this is what newfags actually believe
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>>708137375
Subhuman who will never belong here detected. You might as well just tell everyone you're from reddit if you think being a non-white on 4chan is acceptable.
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>>708137475
Yep, being a faggot is fine. A sissy is fine. A crossdresser. Bi. A cuck is fine. Loli is accepted. You know what's not accepted, different races. If you don't know that 4chan went to shit a long time ago, you're the one that shouldn't be here.
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>>708137247
Every fucking meal?! Cereal, salad, daddy's wet bootyhole...?
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>>708137694
Are you saying you put hot sauce on cereal? I don't have any non-cooked shit. If I have any takeout like that I have whatever weak sauce they give with it in my ethnically rich!! area
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>>708137684
>being a faggot is fine. A sissy is fine. A crossdresser. Bi. A cuck is fine.
No one but newfags believe any of those things. Get off my site, Jamal. It was never for you.
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Hey anon I'm like you. Texas Pete Xtra Hot hands down is the best American mass distributed hot sauce out there. I grew up as a sand curry nigger and can eat way spicier, but I always keep this stocked in my house because it has the best flavor and has a lil kick. It's great stuff.
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>>708137809
sry I dont live in Mexico so we have hot sauce for our foods that need kicking up a notch BAM!
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>>708132305
No fucking tapatio? You ain't shit nigger.
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>>708137823
I don't think any of those things either, Bob. Wrong race btw.

>>708138109
Nah fam I live in London.
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>>708132305
https://youtu.be/GfBr5l4S63Q?t=8s

Cowboy mikes.
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>>708136839
Oh I get it you think I'm white because of my granite countertops, niggers can't afford them
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>>708137823

really? cause this site was created by a Jewish Homosexual Weebo.
If you weren't such a newfag you would know originally all the b/s "edgy" shit and Nazi shit was to keep kids and newfags off, kind of backfired and attracted the real thing, no wonder /b/ is shittier than the usual shit it always was.
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>>708138346

LMAO London! ethnically rich!!!!!!
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Crimson Reaper and Blueberry Hell (better version with the Carolina Reaper in it).
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>>708138346
>implying it matters what race you are if you aren't white
You're not even American. You have no reason to be on this site at all. Fuck off to masterchin and stop riding America's coattails for once in your life.
>>708138506
>this site was created by a Jewish Homosexual Weebo
moot was neither jewish nor homo. But it's cute that you tried the whole revisionist history approach though.
>trying to tell me about 4chan history when you're the one who got here after 2009

lmao at the non-humans pretending any of their arguments are valid
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>>708132785
It's everywhere, if you were old enough to go in a liquor store.
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>>708138999
where u live fam nigrat
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>>708139082
Flyover Midwest.
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>>708132305
Satan's Blood is the worst I've had, El Yucateco Habanero sauce is my go to though
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>>708138456
yes, everything in the background of that photo screams white

>>708138598
did you miss the joke or did I?
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>>708132305
>>708132785
>>708132906
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>>708138062


LOL look at you faggots getting swindled into buying expensive fancy shit. franks is all you need. anything else is for nerds who like overrated boring overpriced garbage. Franks is elite
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>>708132699
Sent you to the hospital, how? What happened exactly?
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>>708140331
lol I see your troll and raise you your mom's dick
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>>708140331
>calling other people nerds
>on 4chan
Do you just not have any understanding of how pathetic this makes you seem to people who are more intelligent than yourself?
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D'elidas is the tastiest one i've had. I also made my own D'elidas inspired sauce out of some ghost chilies i grew, which also turned out great.
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>>708140580
the curse of the unimaginative dimeit such as yourself is that your to stupid to know your stupid. anyone who thinks slapping a different name and price on the same sauce makes them different is brainwashed and doesnt know shit about hot sauce. i have been to hot sauce parties before, how many have you been to buddy? they are all categorically the same
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>>708132305
It really bugs me when restaurants (bars whatever) serve hot wings that are sauced with Frank's ... fucking smells like vinegar and cheap peppers.
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>>708141065
>being proud that he's been to a hot sauce party
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>>708141065
You type like a nigger. You lose.
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>>708141198
im just saying you neanderthils have no real hot sauce experience but act like your experts. go to fucking school you nerds and learn something about hot sauce chemistry
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>>708141065
>>708141264

>>to stupid to know your stupid
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>>708141356
>im just saying
Nobody cares what you're saying because you present yourself as a moron unworthy of respect or consideration. Don't bother replying again, understand? That's a rhetorical question, baby boy. Look it up. ;)
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>>708141415
>>708141264
too nigger to know you're nigger
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>>708135862
I think threads like this are better than all this trap and loli shit
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>>708141415
>to
>your
You come on this site and pretend to be retarded because no one bothers talking to you in real life.
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>>708141595
>I think
No one believes you.
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>>708141523
jesus respects me thats all i need. and he doesnt like trolls and jerks like you. have fun in hell, its like the hottest hot sauce ever. so hot its painful all day every day for eternity. have fun.
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Prince of hot sauces.
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>>708141778
>uppity dumbfuck nigger responds when he's told not to by his superior
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>>708141858
>>>/reddit/
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>>708135862
2011 is not very old, faggot.
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>>708141929
We weren't talking about when YOU got here, we were talking about when I got here. Work on that reading comprehension, Jamal.
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>>708132305
This stuff
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>>708141858
Hipster-tier meme sauce.
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>>708141928
(((echo)))
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>>708141858

Stfu hibachi nigger
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>>708142046
An Amerifat has been spotted

>b-b-but muh suguhhz
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>>708142067
Is that the new meme you're trying to force, tourist?
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1. sriracha
2. tx pete
3. the original louisiana
4. Tapatio/ Cholula
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>>708132305
Ranch is pretty hot.
My mouth burns after that stuff.
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Paid about $38 for a single ounce of this stuff on a trip to Chicago. It's made from Habanero, Ghosts, Scorpions, and Reapers; the final product is 4,000,000.

It tastes like shit, and it's nightmarishly hot, but I don't regret buying it.
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>>708142033
Fuck your dubs. You got in here in 2011 and you're a stupid chink that can't read. You also tell everyone that you have OCD.
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>>708142142
I could ask you the same thing

>hurr he's from reddit gais
>he lieks a websait that isnt 4chunkz
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>>708142237
>toddler throwing a fit because he got shut down like a little bitch
Yawn.
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>>708141695
miss me with that gay and pedo shit
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>>708142173
fuck off pussy
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>>708142136
Sugar is a main ingredient in Sriracha, gaylord.
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Danny Cash's 1%er but just mixed. Even for me its fucking hot and I got the 2nd place in a hot sauce contest.
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>>708142326
That doesn't even make sense. Accusing people of being from reddit is a rather old meme. Think before pressing submit next time, learning disabled non-white.
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>>708142328
Nice meme arrows, nigger.
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>>708142337
Is English not your first language? Leave.
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>>708142033
>WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!! MMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
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>>708132305
Cholula is great on breakfast burritos - not especially spicy, but it is tangy and delicious. It would taste great on eggs by themselves.
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>>708142400
>a main ingredient
>a main
>a

Oxymoron.jpg

Bonus info: the sugar comes exclusively from the glucose found in the chili. Nice try, but no treat for you this time.
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>>708142491
see
>>708142328

Unless, of course, it was your intention to portray yourself as a parroting little no-brain.
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>>708142594
Are you retarded?
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>>708142436
Idiotic responses tend to breed idiotic responses. If I hurt your feelings, maybe you shouldn't have stepped in my ballpark to begin with, bitch punk.
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>>708142532
Or...
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>>708142673
Are you lacking any valid arguments?
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>>708140331
Frank's is the mountain dew of hot sauces. Only white trash like it.
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>>708142725
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>>708142603
Sorry, meant to quote both of you queers pretending like anyone gives a fuck how long you've been here.
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>>708142725
>the tired implication that he's capable of emotionally compromising people online when it's quite clear his social disabilities make it impossible for him to emotionally affect others even in real life
Pitiful desu
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>>708142858
I'm not here to trade selfies. Go cry somewhere else.
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>>708142871
Nobody cares what you meant to do, retard who can't figure out how to use my site. :D
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>>708142817
It's pretty good on chicken wings.
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>>708142779
I gave you the only one you needed to make your point invalid. Then you pretended like there aren't main, and lesser ingredients in food. Like a retard. Then you pretended that it fucking matters where that sugar comes from. So I ask again, are you retarded?
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>>708140331
Mine cost fucking £3.99.
How is that remotely expensive, you poor fuck.
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>>708134631
My nigga
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Cholula is really good hot sauce even though it's more spicy than hot
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>>708143006
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>>708143070
You seem lonely and gay.
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>>708141356
>Le hot sauce master
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>>708143018
Its tangy Tabasco with half the flavor. I'd rather just use Tabasco.
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>>708143198
Are you lacking any valid arguments?
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This always makes me laugh.
Man vapes, snorts, and rubs Carolina Reaper in his eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24pcL5wnLQ
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>>708134631
Eric Andre was pretty good on the show.
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>>708143297
This is 4chan, not reddit or high school debate club. I never needed valid arguments to begin with, you complete fucking fedora. I'm also not the person you were talking to anyway.
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>>708141778
This is an 18+ board. When you go on adult sites when you're not an adult it makes babby Jesus cry.
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>>708143211
Your free will allows that.
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Sriracha
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>>708143415
Ah, the old "that wasn't me" attempt. Everyone knows you're lying, retard.
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>>708143661
If only we were on your home site of reddit. Then we could prove what a complete moron you unironically are.
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>>708143774
There is literally nothing wrong with Reddit, fatso.
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>>708134662
buy a bottle you piece of shit
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>>708143877
You're trying too hard, as usual.
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How does a polite conversation about sauce evolve into this?

Lets get back to the sauce, and show the muslims we're actually capable of civilized discourse
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my house looks like a god danm firehouse subs.
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>>708134662
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>>708142038
I like all of these
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>>708144152
But this isn't a trap, furry, dick rate or FB fap thread. It should be blitz trolled and shut down for being normie. Been here since '08 btw.
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>>708142180
i tried that, they guy gave me 2 drops and it didnt taste that hot
asked for more and got 3 drops.
started crying after i left the store
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>>708144214
which one is your favorite? and hottest?
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>>708143960
They actually tell you it's fine to take the bottle if you ask. That faggot just thinks he's getting away with something. Bet he also "steals" ketchup packets and napkins from McDonald's.
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>>708144214
Awesome! I use Sriracha, Cholula, Tabasco, even some Taco Bell hot sauce in the bottle. The taco bell is the disappointment in the group, unless I'm eating taco bell food of course.
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This is by far the best hot sauce around. Most have heat but lack flavor. Not this bad boy, hot as fuck and tastes awesome.
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>>708144214
Why the fuck do you keep hot sauce in the fridge?
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>>708144627
"sling blade"... thinking of parts of the movie now

What kinds of pepper are in it? is it tangy?
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>>708144572
best one is the smack my ass and call me sally or the jamaican style jerk sauce.
the hottest (to me) is endorphin rush. It has no flavor at all just heat. so its kinda boring to me,.

I have a lot more that are unopened bottle in boxes in my closet. I am a cook for a living.
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>>708144737
I think different sauces have different amounts of vinegar, and most say to refrigerate after opening.
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>>708132305
my hot sauce game can NOT be fucked with
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>>708144737
I cook with them. it pulls a better flavor into the food.
you start you heat on your stock then add the cold sauce it takes longer to break down meaning the flavor doesn't steam out as fast. as well as it keeps the heat of the pepper better.
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>>708144887
None of them need refrigeration.
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Im really enjoying this hot sauce thread with the flaming faggotry in the background. Seems appropriate
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>>708144991
>>708144887
none of them need to be. these are just the ones I cook with a lot.
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>>708144737
Because it is safe ignore the manufacturer's instructions?
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>>708144989
Who told you that bullshit?
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>>708144745
Carolina Reaper
Bhut Jolokia (ghost pepper)

I wouldn't consider it tangy. I don't really know lol. It's on the thicker side.
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>>708134662
this
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>>708132305
>2016
>not making your own hot sauce
Stay pleb, 'muricans
Your wall getting higher will just mean more sauce for us.
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>>708144737
Because you're supposed to.
Keeps it fresher for longer.
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>>708145196
>Bhut Jolokia

I loved this video, but he got hot: https://youtu.be/ZaEjcY30wgY?t=6
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>>708144985
Christ you don't fuck around do you.
What's the hottest out of that lot?
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>>708145334
this man is a stud
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>>708145124
something me and a few head chefs tested on a large scale at a hotel we work at. it was just a guess because he came over and we did it as a we are all bored.
so it was a theory and it ended up beign true. its like with a cooking wine. If you want the bolder wine flavors in your food you chill the wine before use. But most people dont do that because a high wine aroma can ruin any high class dish.
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>>708144985
>using condiments to make up for your lack of manly accomplishments
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>>708132305
Not sauce but I got this at a place called Boomland, I'm currently growing them
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>>708145380
IMO it's more of a collection for display than a supply of sauces
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>>708132699
Lmao Valentina isn't even hot sauce you fucking pussy, its picante sauce and is weak as shit
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>>708145466
fuck how did you know
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>>708145466
>>708144985
Buy impressive hot sauce collection due to small penis,

(insufficient 4 wheel drive pickup or Hummer funds)
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This shit is hot, just got it today
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>>708144985
THAT MANGO HABANERO FROM BWW IS THE SHIZZZZ
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>>708145448
>Literally all of us thought it was true, then we did a bullshit test to prove what we already believed, so now we believe it.

And no one that knows anything about cooking, chills cooking wine.
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can't beat the original
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>>708144627
This is my favourite sauce. It has a perfect balance of heat and flavour.
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>>708146007
Warning:
Use gloves and goggles have a 32oz glass of full fat milk ready to deploy before use
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>>708146053
Saved. I'll see if I can locate some. Thanks anon
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>>708146053
>goat shitting off roof
Not especially inviting label art.
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>>708145835
Have you ever considered killing yourself?
>you should
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>>708146007
that fine fine red gravy
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>>708135862
this.
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>>708146468
Eh, most hot sauce labels are ridiculous. It's what inside that counts.
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>>708146053
Do you live in Vancouver?
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>>708146675
No
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got this in the mail two days ago.. Ate just a small drop. the burn is violent and lasts for about 15 minutes.
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>>708140331
there is only one hot sauce
/thread
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>>708146759
> the burn is violent and lasts for about 15 minutes.

sounds delightful
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>>708146007
I demand OC of anyone eating that
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>>708146468
The marketplace where it's sold (and made) is called Goats on Roof because there are goats on the roof.
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paid $5 for this bad boy on my trip to a remote mexican village, totally worth it though
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>>708146007
do you want to melt your digestive tract

that shit is like pure citric acid
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>>708147046
>>708146007
People don't actually eat it sober. They just use it for bragging rights and post videos of their "red gravy challenge", screaming like little girly men after just a drop.
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>>708147127
How the hell did you get it across the border?

>this highly regulated/dangerous for consumption
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>>708147127
this shit is borderline embalming fluid. idk how they can even sell it in stores. One time my buddy at a drop on his burger and got raped later that night. Do not recommend for any human cunsumption
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>>708147127
>dat omega 3

wew lad
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>>708147616
>One time my buddy at a drop on his burger and got raped later that night.

You just couldn't control yourself
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>>708132305
>2016
>not making your own hotsauce
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>>708145380
i certainly do NOT fuck around, even make/sell my own
the hottest id say is daves ghost pepper or blairs after death but they taste like crap
the most heat with the best flavor is daves scorpion pepper (more heat but great flavor) or crazy jerrys (mostly flavor with extreme firey heat)
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>>708147834
Pic is blurry, unbalanced, tilted
I can't read the writing on the page
Can't tell what the fuck is in the bottom of that bottle (looks like bloody turds)
Can't tell what the clear fluid is

I'm pretty sure this is not a food product.
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>>708148387
Yeah, but it IS 2016.
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>>708145334
https://youtu.be/ZaEjcY30wgY

>Eats the whole pepper, describes it

I think you could spoon out his kidneys while having a polite conversation with him.
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Best hot sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abf7TueHs1k
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>>708148908
Terrible, terrible music.
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>>708148387
Phone is shitty, the paper is irrelevant, the turds is the bottom are home grown piri piri, picture is tilted cause I'm tilted.

It's pretty good tho. Spicy with hints of olive oil, lemon and whiskey. Awesome for grilled stuff and fish in general.
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>>708132305
Americans are backwards when it comes to hot sauces. When a sauce is good, it doesn't matter how hot it is. Not the other way around.
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>>708132305
I got this sauce called flashbang from pepper palace and I put like a small ass drop in my coffee every morning. Better than sugar or milk :D
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>>708149635
fair enough

This seems like it was not as hot as the bhut jolokia
https://youtu.be/t6gwlm-r5oY
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The bomb with 1.6 million scoville.
I ate an cut sausage with one drop on every piece. 10 after i finished, i crawled in fetus position and didn't move for half an hour.
It was fun tho.
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>>708149775
>>>/mlp/
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>>708149775
I agree with this to a point
see
>>708134459
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>>708148908

this song was originally about ranch, this is a remix

bc niggers
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>>708149928
It's hot, but not super hot.
It's more for taste and to bring a bit of heat.
Super hot stuff it's only good for bragging rights, if you actually think putting meme sauce on food is good idea you should kill yourself.
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>>708141858
This is actually good though
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Walmart great value bleach is great with spaghetti

You won't regretti
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>>708132305
better than ketchup
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>>708137475
Not the previous poster but fuck your shit. Mexi-fag here and I've been here since 2005. The fuck you gonna do about it?
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Can't beat the classic
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All posts above this one are now irrelevant.
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>>708152666
Nice I got that box set. The habanero is the perfect heat for me.
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>>708132305
Aldi game strong
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>>708141858
This tastes like shit
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>>708153262
Sambal Oelek - nice
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What's with the hot sauce fixation? Is this a thing in the USA?
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>>708132305
franks
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>>708153991
yes
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Frank's makes good hot wing sauce though, imo.
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>>708154419
Do you fry the wings (w/ no breading), then put this sauce on them?
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>>708155347
i like to bake them, add the sauce, then bake for another few minutes
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>>708155718
>bake them, add the sauce, then bake for another few minutes
THAT sounds much better than frying them.. I have some of that sauce, but have yet to make the wings.
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>>708155347
I deep fry the little sons o' bitches then dump sauce on them.
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>>708132305
'hot sauce game'
>Commercial garbage

Wow OP. today you actually are gay.
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https://www.volimljuto.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/brutalero-scorpion-1-448x448.jpg
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>>708134459
>>708135437
>>708135545
>>708143112
>>708142536
These people are connoisseurs. I've recently hot into hot sauces and was very pleasantly surprised by cholula. By no means a hot sauce, but really brings out the flavours. One of my all time faves. If you're looking for something similar, Heinz's (yes the ketchup people) Habanero sauce is out of this world. Not really hot, but incredibly flavoursome and fruity.
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>>708135555
nice get anon
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This stuff is fairly hot.
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>>708155347
The real move is to fry, sauce, then fry again and sauce again
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Loving this stuff at the mo, good heat, great flavour
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>>708156098
You've just posted commercial garbage, though.
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>>708146759
You just described my heaven.
The bigger the burn the better.
My parents go to loads of food shows and stuff like that, and they always look out for the hottest chilli sauce for me which is fucking awesome.
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>>708146468
You're right. It should probably have a human skull on it. That's appetizing.
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Cholula crystal and sriracha is all I need
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Ketchup and Frank's mixed together is great for freedom fries.
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When you order pizza from Pizza Hut in Japan, you get little packets of Tabasco sauce. The habanero is pretty good.
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>>708157519
>tfw Frank's chup is discontinued
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>>708146665

off......by.......one
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>>708156666
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>708156666
wat
why add fat chicks to a sauce thread?
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>>708156873
>chilli sauce

Someone told me that the red sauce on a tostada is chili sauce. Can you confirm?
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