ITT: white people jokes
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ITT: white people jokes
>>708123553
I wish black people took jobs as well as they take bullets.
>>708123553
I've got a good joke.
"Black lives matter"
>>708123553
You're supposed to start out with a joke, wait for someone to get butthurt about it and then post that one
>>708123553
I wish niggers took jokes as well as they took bikes.
>>708123553
I wish niggers took jokes as well as they take welfare
>>708124093
At least she knows who the father is
>>708123726
savage
>>708123553
>blacks
>culture
Hey if whites are taking black culture then I think they are taking a joke
>>708123553
I wish black people told jokes instead of mindlessly shittalking.
>>708124453
Kek
>>708124288
So the ape says "look at dis banana I just stole nigga"
Niggers
Came across Mud huts 4000 years ago
4000 years greatest achievement
Make a Mud Hut
>>708123553
I wish niggers took jokes as well as they take the back door out of personal responsibility.
>>708124288
is he holding a banana because hes afraid of fish like every other black person i know?
>>708124887
> implying you know anybody
>>708124288
a black person holding a banana?
can't blame whitey for self-racism.
Damn. Good thread OP. Guaranteed replies and the bonus is so much buttmad. Gonna have to do a bunch of these threads myself.
>>708124453
/thread
>>708124189
At least they attended fifth grade
>>708125326
Please dont. Terrible b8 threads are part of the cancer that is killing /b/
>>708124805
Ok... wait a minute...
We white people have been living on the notion that black people don't understand why they're a problem, that they're racially prejudized for no reason. Black Lives Matter is allowed to exist because we genuinely thought that they didn't know they're a problem in America. But if they understand crime statistics are against them, that means they do know that they are a problem, yet still attack white people. It means they're literally as ignorant as they could be. Wait a god damn minute. These niggers fucking know. God damn niggers
>>708124887
>blacks
>afraid of fish
Weapons-grade bullshit. I see blacks everytime I go fishing. They are trying to catch a free meal
>>708123553
>making fun of the people who enslaved you
>upset when we do it again
>>708123726
I wish white people would stop reproducing with their cousins.
I wish blacks would shut the fuck up about their "abuse" and whites would quit paying attention to their bullshit
Fuck both blacks and whites honestly
>>708123726
Kek
>>708126527
this is not a joke tyrone
>>708125674
But are they more cancerous than the posts complaining about the cancer killing /b/?
>>708126527
Get off /b/ you filthy groid.
>>708124288
Dis de white pose whin dey does summin' for deyself imsteada waitin' for de guvvamint to take care dem.
>>708126527
I wish black people would stop reproducing.
>>708124235
Top kek
>>708123885
>"Black lives matter"
>>708126799
Shit skin detected
>>708127133
Black people only make like 15% or somewhere around three of the population so this is invalid. Also black lives matter was supposed to be about how when a black person is killed by cops the police don't face enough repercussions vs when a white person is murdered.
you mad white boi?
>>708123553
have you guys seen MUH DICK the show? It's as bad as it sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
i wish black people would give respect as well as they give aids...
>>708123726
lol triggered white boi
>>708123726
savage lmao
>>708127370
Kek, u mad?
Blacks and whites are equally disgraceful. Saying one is better than the other is like picking the prettiest shit log
>>708123726
So edgy!
>>708127743
Fuck Tyler Perry.
>>708127400
>per 1000000 member of the race
dude, fucking read
You assume that only white cops are shooting black youth. Black cops doing it too.
>>708128214
fuck off nigger
>>708128214
Nigger
>>708123726
noice m8
>>708128214
Know from experience, NIGGER COP?
>>708128214
Die you damn nigger
>>708124288
Which mart did he steal that from?
You know, I'd love to say I hate all black people, but that's not really fair.
You know, calling them people.
>>708123553
I wish niggers would stop killing eachother as well as they support BLM
>>708127755
I like it!
>>708123553
I wish black people took education, group economics, and self-improvement as seriously as they take weave, shoes, sports, and underachievement.
>I'm black.
>>708123726
/thread
>>708124662
you sure showed whitey, you fucking felon
>>708127400
It has nothing to do with percentages or such. Blacks need to stop murdering each other in record numbers if they want to be taken seriously.
>>708127400
You... don't know how statistics work.
>>708128573
this is as dehistoricising and depoliticising as talking about "white people" and their land-stealing ways
What's that Babatunde? You miss your collar and chains?
>>708127755
this is actually funny!
>>708128824
Blacks (particularly Africans) would have done the same thing, and in some cases did, if they hadn't spent the last 4000 years fucking children and eating each other.
>>708128214
shut up, nigger.
>>708126527
i wish black ppl had fathers
>>708127400
i love how fucking retarded and apologetic you are
anyone checked out the new zao?
http://www.theprp.com/2016/10/13/news/zao-debut-new-song-observedobserver/
>>708123553
That pic makes no sense. White people are a lot more chill when it comes to dealing with insults than niggers are.
>>708123553
its funny, cuz its the complete opposite
>black crime matters
>south african republic
>i dont have a good example for "land"
>>708129010
Can't take care of what you're not allowed to see.
>>708128916
Are you sure he is not nigger?
>>708123885
/thread
>>708129243
cant report it to the police, cuz u r black and wouldve gotten beaten down regardless
>>708124235
White people can do what they want. They're the master race for a reason.
>>708127702
gril on the fence is a babe
>>708129010
you must be retarded. everyone has a father... females are not capable of reproducing without the sperm of a male... it's impossible for someone not to have a father unless the father is dead and even if that is the case they still had a father at some point.
>>708128824
blame somebody else for your failures
you fucking nigger.
>>708124189
unfortunately black people don't be like
>>708128725
the white edgy teenager
no one understands him but he is more intelligent than the other kids
>>708126983
THIS>>>>>>>>
>>708129461
u must be black and thats how u r trying to cope with single mom
I wish black people would spend as much time in their workplace as they do creating stale white people jokes on the Internet. But then again, that's the only work they do except for competing in sports.
>>708124399
underrated
>>708124755
for that to happen you have to go to school
>>708126995
I wish you would listen to zao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lHqvpulQI
>>708127989
kek
>>708129576
lmao fucking triggered
>>708124399
ROFL
>>708127990
Shit is brown, black people are brown, black people are shit
>>708129878
plural for "medium" is "media"
>>708129243
He's black so he'll probably do that by himself
>>708129555
hahahahaha. you are hilarious! joke of the year!
you couldn't be more a retard, could you?
>>708129909
>bird shit is white
>>708127519
Yeah, kind of. I want to meet Daffy Duck, that lucky cunt.
>>708123553
Is this ironic shitposting? Pretty sure that "joke" is just an effort to reverse the truth. As reality is quite opposite of that thought.
White people can have a laugh at any comedian that makes fun of whites, regardless of the comedian's race. Can't say the same about blacks.
>>708123885
>http://www.snopes.com/do-police-kill-more-whites-than-blacks/
Dam
>>708129909
you belong in kindergarten with logic like that, faggot
>>708129909
And white people are birdshit skin
>>708130156
stay black
>>708129576
I wish you would spend as much time in your workplace as you spend on /b/ posting on nigger hating threads...
>>708124399
Kek
I wish niggers took jokes as well as they take white pussy by force.
What u call black on white? Rape
>>708130275
stay herp derp
>>708126835
Make love not war
>>708130207
I agree. that picture seems more blatant though
>>708127989
Tuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncs-Z9eWbYk
>>708126073
they steal their meals they don't work for food
>>708123553
>why are white girls assess so flat?
>because their fathers fucked the shit out of them babies
Actual white person joke black people tell.
>>708127702
What is this even?
>>708130699
ZAO
>>708130603
i don't get it
>>708126527
Thats muslims you tardfag
>>708123553
Nobody can take a joke THAT well
Be thankful we stopped?
Productive folks. Ffs.
BTFO USA
>>708130795
White people are pedos who fuck their children flat.
>>708131021
>fuck someone flat
???
>>708123553
White people are beta cucks
>>708131021
Oh yeah my bad. I was busy fucking my unborn child to take notice
/kek/
you doods take dis shit way too serious
>>708131086
>He's right
>>708123726
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>708123553
I like the one about how White people invented everything that we use on a daily basis and the high society in which has connected the entire world. Also they let spew forth the playing field for other races to create things like music and then call that a "Culture" when it could not exist without the yolk of the White mans culture in which almost all races have adapted to exist within. kek
>>708131143
>grape juice
All you fuckers don't know the MEANING of racism if you're not living in South Africa right now. Fuck your pansy ass biases.
I don't see how this is supposed to be roasting white people?
If blacks are so great how come we took their land, enslaved them and killed them?
>>708126290
Kekeroni
ITT: Back and forth roasting
>>708125674
/b/ died years ago. you are simply living in a rotting husk and complaining about the smell
>>708124235
Fucking zap
>>708126527
The highest recorded rate of inbreeding comes out of africa. :3c
>>708126029
They always have known, they just want special treatment.
It's like with girls and feminism, they know we are equals and that they already get special treatment, but they want more.
>>708126527
I am not racist, but... Tbh black people have waaay more consanguinity than white people. African tribes had heavy inbreeding, while the white dick was cucking the world. Nowadays, and mostly in the US and Brazil, inbreeding is very low. But yes, folk from dirty south is really disgusting due to inbreeding
>>708127133
You just proved this >>708124805
White people are so fucking salty.
>>708125326
this
white jokes, butthurt whiteboys posting nigga jokes
it's great material tbh
>>708130207
>>708130455
This was in SA as well. Meanwhile, black student protesters wear shirts that say FUCK WHITES and no fucks are given.
>>708123553
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The concept of envy - the hatred of the superior - has dropped out of our moral vocabulary...The idea that white Christian civilization is hated more for its virtues than its sins doesn't occur to us, because it's not a nice idea. ...Western man towers over the rest of the world in ways so large as to be almost inexpressible. It's Western exploration, science, and conquest that have revealed the world to itself. Other races feel like subjects of Western power long after colonialism, imperialism, and slavery have disappeared. The charge of racism puzzles whites who feel not hostility, but only baffled good will, because they don't grasp what it really means: humiliation. The white man presents an image of superiority even when he isn't conscious of it. And superiority incites envy. Destroying white civilization is the inmost desire of the league of victims we call minorities.
Cowards both of you
>>708124662
Back to facebook with you nigger
>>708126527
Says the nigger who doesn't even know who his dad is. Yep, no inbreeding in the ghetto, right, sambo?
>>708131543
>When you realize she's only with you because she believes you have money
>>708131143
jesus christ
>>708126029
Crime? White people kill More white people than black kill black u retard kys scumbag
>>708127263
>do you even like starbucks
i lost
>>708131086
>half black guy raised by two responsible white parents with white siblings hates white people and thinks they hate black people
>>708131143
Well you are white in a endless nigger river and you need to be accepted
>>708128824
Blaming an entire demographic for what their ancestors did. Why don't you hate all black people for selling your ancestors to white people?
>>708130396
What do you call white on top of black? Society.
>>708131759
No they don't are you retarded lol.
>>708123553
I wish black people took jokes as well as they took government hand outs.
>>708125326
Thx fam, at first i posted this thread and leave, then i came back 30 minutes later and saw all these white trash getting mad and shit.
Probably gonna do it again
>>708126029
>as ignorant as they can be
>they know
Pick one.
>>708128128
hanged
hung is for tapestry
how's that education working out for you, edgelord?
"We will not be allowed to be accused of reverse racism because according to our understanding‚ there is no such no such thing as whites being victims of reverse racism. Reverse racism is as farce as the rainbow nation (sic).
To be racist‚ you need to possess two traits‚ which are power and privilege. The privilege that was gained by over 500 years of slavery and subjugation of black people to colonialism & oppression. The privilege is in the form of a structural‚ institutional‚ & social advantage." - official statement.
Pic related
>>708123553
I wish black people had anything worth taking
>>708128573
doesn't really help your argument when you post a quote from a guy who made a living off sports, you colossal faggot
>>708123726
FPBP
>>708131959
Technically it was the middle east that first sold black slaves to a white, and informed him that it was okay because they weren't actually Human. The practice spread, and most initial black slaves were sold through the middle eastern slavers until the white people cut out the middle man and went directly to black slavers for cheaper prices.
>>708126527
I wish niggers be like their ancestors a fucking ape
>>708128573
>people took education, group economics, and self-improvement as seriously as they take weave, shoes, sports, and underachievement.
that adheres to everyone though.
whatever reason you turned it into a racial thing, when most people just call the kids who do that shit nerds an/or losers.
>>708131876
>Shows empathy towards a group of people
>Exercising his right not to stand
>Gets crucified for it because "He's rich" or
"Stay his place"
Why do white people have a problem with black people being assertive and standing up for themselves?
>>708127519
She only in it for dat daffy taffy
Why is it niggers can only make jokes about school shootings? I mean if they actually went to school they would be the ones shooting, not white people
>>708131158
It's the Internet full of degenerates
>>708128725
that one in the middle
is that a toothpick for a wrist?
or what..
almost didn't notice he had an arm, thought the gun was just sort of floating infront of him
>>708131263
True true, whites got it really hard there since the niggers took over.
>>708124399
White people typically frown upon those that name their children weird shit.
Niggers all across the board revel in it.
>>708128214
Arent you a nigger??? Fucking Mr.Ihabgoodaids
>>708132223
Huh, then why are black people so angry at white people?
White people were the ones to abolish slavery, they still use slaves in the middle east.
>>708124235
Savage. Insulting ourselves to better insult the others is an art in itself.
>>708124887
Black people can't swim so I don't think they know what fish really are.
>>708132365
Rioting =/= being assertive.
Also blaming everything on another demographic isn't standing up for yourself, it's denying responsibility. The same goes for white people who blame all black people.
>>708132398
/thread
>>708132581
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will forever go on believing that it's a nigger.
>>708132437
Nigger that's bullshit, Sylvester Stallone's son was named Moonwolf or some shit.
>>708129909
Whatever Cum skin loser
>>708124399
Sorry niggers white people name their kids after seasons, months, dont confuse famous white people with white people.
I know a million ashleys and Brittanys and all the black people i know have truly retarded names.
>>708131737
all women?
>>708132682
Not sure what he counts as, but Michael Jackson named his kid BLANKET
>>708131876
He's literally doing it becuase he wants something whine and bitch about when they cut his lazy ass.
>>708123553
May i speak to the manager at Walmart?
>>708132765
That's a very ghetto and very white trash name in the same time, kudos to that guy for being thematic.
>>708128725
REKT
>>708132353
He's showing empathy toward a black supremacy movement that hates white, encourages black people to kill cops and encourages black people to riot, destroy black homes, black businesses, black families and black communities while also encouraging them to assault any white people they see. Which is why every black lives matter riot has involved one or all of the above, especially the time they decided to try and set a white reporter on fire.
If you support a movement that hates white people, there is no conclusion one can come to other than that you hate white people.
She the half black man raised well by a white mother a white father and with loving white siblings hates white people, despite being raised by white people who obviously don't hate him, even when he's doing this nonsense.
>>708131519
>White people are so fucking salty.
Says the people that chimp out and destroy their own fucking communities. Niggers could careless what happens to anyone but themselves. This is clearly true. Keep propagating your victim complex within your communities. Remember; It's everyone else's fault no matter what.
>>708132682
Bruh that's Stallone.
Regular ass white people dont name their kid Apple and Waffle.
If they do, the whole neighborhood laughs at how "edgy" they are, and that family is usually shunned for being weird.
Like I said, those a rarities.
Demonshwan and Jaquarias are normal to the dindu's
>>708123553
I wish black people took their futures as well as they fuck white landwhales, take welfare, and getting shot by cops.
White people so bad yo... 'Cause you know, they white.
>>708132600
I should bill you for wasting my time reading that garbage.
>>708133063
They're rarities on both cases nigger, you should go out more. Every black people I personally know are named like Sean or Corey.
>>708124288
He does have a point.
Blacs r dum
whits r beder
>>708124887
Niggers are afraid of everything.
>>708133192
Maybe in the North,
But here in Houston at least, that ain't true, you dipstick fuckboy.
You have some clout because the men are starting to have names like Cameron, Chris etc. but the women are still Tadea, Shantea, etc.
I'll go get my fucking yearbook if I have to.
>>708129243
Should have had a baby with a white girl
>>708124805
This is absolutely true, especially here on 4chan.
Ironically, people who spout 'nigger' all day have the thinnest skin when it comes to harmless jokes that are aimed at them.
>>708127989
Tongue on Pumpernickel with a good mustard.
>>708133116
Radiation
Thousands of lives lost
Birth defects long after the fact
>DUHHHH RATHER NUK DEN BLACKS
Even though you probably dont live near any
>>708124805
I keked hard at this. Guaranteed to trigger someone.
>>708133132
do it, no balls
your time ain't worth shit anyway
>>708132733
So fucking wrong. Look up names in Utah.
Taylee, bransome, mackayla, kinzerly... It's just as fucked up
>>708131510
>Nowadays, and mostly in the US and Brazil, inbreeding is very low.
Sauce, plz. Seriously.
>>708133404
Can't argue with that. I wonder if they're african name or purely african-american inventions.
I am half nigger and half whitey. Where do i go? No, i am happy with myself and have no problems, just curious
>>708133752
My god, you're retarded.
>>708132994
Protesters for the group arent doing that shit the rioters are. BLM as a group are not calling for the deaths of white people thats fringe Black panther retards, If the movement wants to be taken seriously than they have to purge the "Niggers" from the fold.
Theres no reason journalists and Whites should be assaulted
>>708133630
>Thousands of lives lost
At least the nuke's body count isn't still rising, BLM fag
>>708125550
underrated
>>708132146
>Let's all make up our own definitions and parameters for words!
>>708124755
Niggers
>>708133630
>facts hurt.
>>708133752
Accurate.
>>708133963
That one on the far right tho, that nigga's a space alien
>>708133854
Yep. He'd be doing a wheelie and flip off cops. Then get hit by a car and ask said cops for help. Go back to your safe space.
>>708133771
Brazil is fucked up because of its north regions, but saying its inbreed is plenty fucking stupid. Wait i am gonna get one from the US
>>708132146
Literally name one power or privlige whites have that blacks don't have.
>>708133936
/thread
>>708123553
ITT triggered white people
>>708134372
Well... Yes. Racism causes anger.
No shit.
>>708129450
There's a nude set. Seen it posted here a while back .
>>708132600
When he starts talking to that other guy you apparently have to read from left to right. So the bartender says
>let me practice it to you
And the guy says
>No
That's where it ends.
>>708127755
I would watch it.
>>70813437
Irl: Triggered black people.
>>708123726
L O L
>>708133918
Yeah, bet you love seeing those crime statistics right? They always give you something to justify your puss racism If ou wanted to find intelligent blacks you could. But you wont cause at it wont agree with your post
>>708124288
I don't understand. Why is this even a thing? i mean is that not how every person takes a picture of something they just caught?
>pic related
>>708133963
So sad to see how much arthritis is affecting the young black community
>>708126527
i wish your black nigger skin was actual burned flesh, hope u die
I wish black people took jokes as well as they take welfare checks
>>708124453
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU DONT LIKE EM AND ITS A JOKE ABOUT TAKING JOKES HAHAHA THANK YOU WHITE MAN
>>708128214
OK nigger Jones
>>708128824
Just to keep the balance. Many black slaves were sold by their chiefs. They enslaved eachother to sell slaves.
>>708133630
blacks killing thousands of people
birth defects cause blacks doing drugs while pregnant
seems like the same thing except for radiation but thats ok cause hiroshima doesn't have "bullet rain" to deal with
>>708132190
he made a living off sports instead of drugs... stfu faggot
>>708134335
That girl is amazing looking.
>>708124755
First funny white joke in this thread. Unfortunately it's so overused it's hard to laugh at anymore. Are there really no other good racist white jokes?
>>708127743
>>708133765
not really. those are still pretty common
its not like some names out there
>pic related
>>708134700
I wish black people took jokes as well as they take others' personal property.
>>708130231
(((snopes)))
>>708131724
>>708134820
>hiroshima doesn't have "bullet rain" to deal with
>my pale white sides
>>708130231
niggers commit 50% of murders, despite being only 13% of the pop., not surprising at all.
>>708126856
Were is the opposite of this picture,One has to exist.
I'm white and I'm not joking.
>>708123726
Brutal lol
>>708127400
Your argument isn't even valid if they were by full percentage in the USA. Black still commit around 50% of the murders with about 15% of the population (5-6% committing most of the crime), but keep believing they aren't the ones killing eachother
>>708135112
And also they're the highest rate in obesity
>>708123726
kek, non-white trash BTFO
>>708134696
the hat fits...
>>708134583
Pointing and calling racism doesn't actually change reality, fag
>>708134820
>Implying white mothers haven't done drugs while pregnant
>Whites dont kill each other all the time
Isolated area where gang members kill each other
Good job
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