What kind of watch does /b/ wear?
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What kind of watch does /b/ wear?
Get in here faggots
>>708112941
kek wtf is that?
i'd rather wear an apple watch than that ugly piece of shit
>>708112941
not worn a watch since the batteries went in mine
when i finally got them replaced i felt lopsided when i put it back on
>>708112941
https://soundcloud.com/pigeonsodomy
>>708113272
It's a nice watch go fuck your self
16 euros from japan.
Nothing special yet, but I love this watch.
>>708113428
no
I'm not listening to your shitty SoundCloud. You will never be famous and you're going to die.
Now fuck off, cunt.
>>708112941
>>708113523
Oh nice! I've got one of those in black
>>708113585
Ayy that's pretty cool!
>>708112941
>flud
lol wut
This
>>708113672
What's wrong with that?
>>708112941
That's an ugly watch, anon
>>708113720
You're an ugly watch, anon
>>708112941
that is the gayest watch ever, when i did wear a watch i wore some stupid gshock that costed 15 bucks and did an amazing job of telling me what time it is.
>>708113704
Time stamp nao
What do you guys think of Nixon? Are they actually nice or they just sub par watches that pretend to be nice?
>>708112941
This one today
>>708113644
thank
>>708113778
It was like $150
Eat my dick
>>708112941
What is this supposed to be? Does it fit to your fedora?
>>708113704
>>708113790
its obv not THAT watch but its a 5513 with comex dial , 5mill ish serial
>>708113847
Oh nice anon
>>708113870
>does it fit to my fedora
You know that grammar isn't a type of cracker right, anon?
>>708113551
>>708113889
Sick nasty
>>708114023
Maybe my grammar is shit because it's my third language, but it's not as shit as this watch
this model
>>708113835
They're for kids that try too hard to look "classy". Shit watches for a shit generation imo
>>708113468
Ok faggot
1. Your watch is made by a brand that's not known for making a good quality watch, hell i never heard of that brand before
2. Is that made of real wood? that's fucking gay
3. Ugly af design
4. Your watch looks like a $5 watch made in china sold in flea markets
>>708113704
> What you buy when you wish you had a bigger dick
>>708114123
Did I ask for your fucking life story, bitch? Go fuck yourself.
>>708114176
This watch looks like you suck your boss the dick
>>708114176
Neat O
lol just go kys op
your watch is a joke
>>708114205
kek
>>708113847
okay
>>708114176
nice
rest itt are shit. are you all 50 and tasteless?
>>708114292
Oh poor boy. Nobody likes your ugly watch. Now you spent all that money to impress other people and they actually think because of that object that you are an edgy faggot
I bought this little guy the other day for 15 dollars shipped.
60s seiko 5 automatic
>>708114331
my boss is a she and she's so hot that even if she had a dick i'd be down
>>708114331
>like you suck your boss the dick
Fucking kek
>>708114429
BEST ITT
>>708114436
This watch looks like it's made for squirrels, in this thread lot of ugly shit
>>708114365
Your life is a joke. You should've been nothing more than a cumstain in the back of a shitty sedan yet here you are because your mommy doesn't swallow.
>>708114544
>This watch looks like it's made for squirrels
>made for squirrels
>>708114220
a vintage rolex... alright faggot
>>708114445
Are you still here?
kys
>>708114603
at least i dont wear an ugly piece of shite on my wrist
>>708113778
>a G-Shock for 15 dollars
No.
>>708114287
Work in construction?
>>708114465
It didn't come in manual?
>>708114603
You mad bro? Next time ask /B/ before you buy such an ugly piece of a watch? What did you think buying this?
> I would like having an watch and I would like to have an Piano so let's buy this watch
>>708112941
>2016
>still wearing a wrist clock
>mfw
This file size limit is cancer
OP's watch is fucking ugly...why would someone wear a watch made of wood
>>708114747
No.in the fuckin' uss enterprise
Pebble time round
>>708114802
>/B/
>>708114123
Kek
Since OP wears a clown watch
This is now a YLYL thread
>>708114802
Why are you still talking? Don't you have some bleach under the sink? For fucks sake, anon I don't care about you. Good bye
>>708114899
Dubs speaks the truth
>>708114899
Cheap watch, even the D is wrong written. Next time look closer when you buy chinashit
>>708114906
Because it looks cool and you don't know what you're talking about.
>>708114205
This
>>708114205
This, kys OP
>>708114946
Pebble is shit. If you want a smartwatch get a Nixon or a fossil. Something that isn't made for sheeple like the Samsung gear or Apple watch and actually has style
>>708114964
You're a clown watch
>>708115034
I specifically bought a replica. It was stupid cheap.
>>708114537
>Thomas Sabo
>>708112941
lost
>>708112941
Do you attract a lot of homosexuals with this?
>>708113468
No its pretentious as fuck, and obviously you paid way too much for it.
>>708114205
This >>708115072
>>708114970
>>708114603
>>708114292
This faggot kek
>>708114964
OP HERE:
You faggots have fucking ZERO taste. Peace out, bitches
>>708114773
It's an automatic movement.
There are plenty of movements that require winding by hand or "manual"
cute joke
Waiting to be delivered r8 /b/tards
>>708115113
I've got a Fossil regular watch and the pebble. I don't really want a smart watch but I won it in some lottery at work.
>>708112941
Ask your mommy if she still can bring it back to the store
Citzen B612
>>708112941
>2016
>Watch
>>708115305
holy shit OP did your cousin buy that hunk of shit for you from hot topic?
>>708115404
For me, its too much "I want to show everyone I have money"
![4427501_sd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvSVrem.jpg "4427501_sd[1].jpg")
>>708115305
>wearing that abomination
>everyone else has bad taste
I don't know which to laugh at more, your ugly af watch or you
>>708115305
Is that leopard in the background?
> OP confirmed gay
>>708115404
rose gold is a trendy girl's meme
>>708115518
It's the equivalent of a fedora, edgy fatties get crazy over watches.
>>708115684
tooo big
it shows the time.
>>708112941
kek, seems like OP's watch brand is exclusively make watches for homosexuals
my god, just look at those watches!!!
>>708115305
Very nice watch anon
Dont forget to protect your watch. Buy this
https://www.amazon.com/Seventh-Generation-Cleaner-Fluid-Ounce/dp/B008ZCSCIC
>>708115430
I wasn't dying for a smartwatch but I'm a manager at a tech retail store and they want us wearing the newest shit. Just got the brand new Nixon it's actually really nice
>>708115640
whats gay about leopards?
>>708112941
ebay.com/itm/RARE-DISNEY-MUPPET-FLUD-WATCH-USED-EXCELLENT-CONDITION-/191979299607
POST YFW OP IS A TREMENDOUS FAGGOT WHO WEARS A CHILDREN'S WATCH
>>708115844
You know
They're always sucking dick
>>708115777
Kek trips don't lie
>>708115777
Trips of truth
>>708115777
Christ almighty do they have a blind man making those fuckers?
>>708115777
TOP KEK
rate?
>>708115880
MODS OP underage, ban him
>>708115777
kek'd at ken sama google profile
>>708115305
FLUD- (noun) named after the delicate sound of a sticky flaccid penis being plopped onto a wooden table for observation by family or friends.
>>708115844
leopard print pattern is exclusively for homosexuals and single mothers from new jersey.
>>708115954
0/10
>>708116012
why anon!?
>>708116006
This. Also ghetto bitches
>>708116006
right, ofc.
>>708115954
fake rolex
Richfag here
>>708115560
you have successfully stopped time
>life hacks
i have a car
Rate
>>708112941
>2016 still where's a watch
>>708116118
apparently you're a broke ass nigga cause look at that tiny ass fucking pixelated photo
>>708115777
Looks like they were designed by LL cool J so he wouldn't go bankrupt
>>708116065
Because you so needy that you buy an fucking expensive rolex just that people think you are cool. It's like with these ed hardy guys. They are loosers without taste just buying an expensive brand to look cool
>>708112941
>>708115305
>>You faggots have fucking ZERO taste
>>ZERO taste
>>708116113
how do you tell?
>>708116199
"where's"
![bentwo2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a9Ba28Q.jpg "bentwo2[1].jpg")
>>708116173
your car has a watch too?
>>708116264
>>708116245
but I didn't buy it to show up, only a handful of people know I have it. I never flash with it and its a older one!
>>708115777
Common m8. I'm gay and I'd never wear that shit.
>>708116367
Show the face, nerd
>>708112941
I found an picture of OP
>>708116199
>2016 still where's a watch
>still where's a watch
>where's a watch
where is a watch? where were you educated, africa?
r8
Recently got a little scratch in it. It's when I realized it wasn't sapphire glass
>>708116189
very nice
>>708116463
Ew/wtf
Come on guys
OP is just trying to show his "expensive" $150 watch
Do not bully him
>>708116324
This looks like OPs watch. Maybe he stole it from a car
>>708116474
sorry to tell ya, but quality on these is joke
For less than 50€ I can't complain.
I got a DW replica that keeps time fine but I feel like a fag wearing it, I'll just give it away to someone.
>>708116474
Was going to get somthing like this
>>708116189
Nice affordable watches
But i prefer Seiko for the same price range
Seriously why do u need a stupid watch when u have a phone?
>>708115545
They're like £300 you poor cunt
>>708116528
may I know why?
expect for color
>>708112941
>>708116189
Left is nice. Right is meh.
>>708116417
no need to prove nothing to you
>>708115560
>not permanently displaying 4:20
>>708112941
I'm one of those faggots who wear a smartwatch (pic related).
I like it, tbqh. What do you think about that, /b/?
Rate my watch /b
>>708116588
SNK809?
I had one, good choice anon
>>708116638
An watch for £100 shows the time too
>>708116651
There's way to much going on. And the red (and the canvas band) make it look cheap
>>708112941
>>708116762
Gay, but less faggy than OP's watch
>>708116651
not him. but yeah the color.
Reasonably priced and love the look
>>708112941
OP hero'd himself
>>708116474
I still could have sapphire glass, sand, for example can scratch it.
>>708116687
Kek
Not about proof
This is a watch thread so it'd be nice to, y'know... actually see the fucking watch, anon
>>708116587
Well apart from that tiny scratch it has endured nicely.
>>708116590
my wrists are tiny as fuck so the slightly bigger watch is nice. It's an AR2460 if you want to look it up
>>708116762
>square
I don't like it, I think sony could have done better.
***History of Watch Threads***
1. Create Watch Thread
2. All Watches Must Be Called Pieces of Shit By Faggots Who Dont Know Shit
3. Faggots Who Think They Know About Watches Circle Jerk Each Other
4. Repeat For Eternity
>>708116791
Yeah, heard some people complaining about the strap but I find it comfy.
I also live in Spain so wearing a leather jacket in summer is not really an option for me.
>>708114482
Pics or it didn't fappen
>>708116871
I don't often bring my watch near sand so that should be fine.
>>708116925
>someone called my watch ugly :(
>>708113523
Good choice. One of the better watches posted thus far.
It's okay. At least I don't have to replace a battery since it's solar powered.
>>708116925
Looks like you aren't new to /g/ watch threads.
You forgot the part where no one speaks a word about anything tech related and just post the same pictures of their watches and straps 24/7.
>>708117064
i didnt post a watch
but check this out
after that post all of a sudden people will start saying nice things about peoples watches, just watch
>>708116820
you must be joking with that china shit. the "16" on the inner dial is upside down
>>708116820
Can you see your horoskop on this one?
>>708112941
Sorry anon, but that's ugly
R8 again?
Alright anons, I'm looking to get a good quality watch for a good price
What band/type should I look at?
>>708117141
>european union
hue
Swatch ONCE AGAIN
Fire/EMS for trade, something that I can replace without worrying, and easy to clean.
Off duty, I wear it as well. Though I'm considering investing in something fancy. Nice watches here!
>>708116791
How about Seiko divers?
>>708117186
Not really
> ugly
> horoskope
> ...
>>708117193
That's the De Bethune DB29- 270k USD
>>708117197
No, but it has a homoscope
>>708117369
Is this a watch for ants?
>>708117440
So you can spot OP with this watch? Awesome ...
https://www.amazon.com/Casio-DBC32-1A-Black-Digital-Watch/dp/B000AQVRWO
>>708113551
kek
>>708117587
Rate please
you can't c me
>>708117405
They're great
I own a SRP307 for my daily beater
>>708117745
10/10
>>708117705
>>708112941
Invicta automatic diver. It's inexpensive, it looks good and it's automatic. I'm not about to wear something worth as much as a compact car on my wrist.
>>708116908
The dislike of square watches seems to be the general standard, and one of the main criticisms of the Sony SW3 is that it's 'plain'.
I'm not a /fa/ggot so I don't really get the 'square is ugly' thing. I think it's even one of the better looking smartwatches, provided it's combined with the stainless steel strap.
>>708117808
must be nice to have to guess what time it is every time you look at it.
>>708117745
Best watch ITT
>>708117902
It's for driving- so you can see what time it is without having to move your hand off the steering wheel. That being said, hardly a practical daily beater.
>>708117513
kek
>>708117808
It looks cool but seriously this
>>708117902
Requesting that picture of watch wrapped around cock (and I think there were some coins on its glans)
>>708113835
Chinese garbage.
My watch was so explosivly popular, they let me meet Obama
>>708117880
One of the most obvious reasons is that it makes it obvious that its a smart watch.
Looking at it again I think it looks not too bad because of its unique rectangular shape.
The one that don't have the main evil numbers
>>708117741
I like it, easy, light, simple
>>708114899
I'll never understand why people pay more than $5 for these aliexpress Chinese garbage watches.
>>708118174
True mastrpiece
>>708113523
lol i had these when i was a kid
broke them myself though
really cool watch
>>708118320
Me neither. Good thing I paid only 2 dollars for it.
I do t wear most of them and most of them arent set from not wearing them. Got a cheap watch from my father for winter sports and bashing on, garmin aproach for golfing. Other than that i like the citizen ecodrive for not replacing batteries. The silver and diamond bulova cost $80 to replace the battery and water tedt. Id rather not keep paying that for something i dont wear
>>708117741
What's up with your pinkie?
>>708118431
>Has more than 2 watches
Nigga u gay?
Wanted a minimalistic watch, so I got this one.
>paying more than $10 for your watch
ishygddt
>>708116714
450 blaze it faggot
>>708118523
Naah man just like watches. The wife bought me the blueish faced citizen in the bottom row just last week.
>>708118566
please dont post this I dont want other /b/ faggots walking around with my watch
>>708116820
Gay
>>708118468
Yubitsume.
Best watch I've ever had. Plus it's got a fuckin HD camera :)
>>708118959
and a free virginity protector
>>708115684
Much too big for your dainty little wrist
chain or strap?
and why?
>>708112941
I like it, can I get it without that wooden part though?
>>708115684
dude, that's pathetic, get something smaller
>>708116925
YO but the majority of these watches DO suck. Shitty quartz fashion watches with a massively inflated price tag, Chinese garbage with a vaguely fancy initial look that turns out to be even more Chinese garbage. It's a lot of quartz crap and then the usual random picture of a Rolex or two with "this is mine" but they can't even tell you the fucking reference number.
Watch threads on here are shit. But not as shit as a Flud watch or a Daniel Wellington.
>>708118954
Nice.
>>708118991
this
>>708119156
ey u talking shit bout my DW watch m8?
>>708112941
>>708118468
>>708118954
No, just a weird angle
>>708119330
boring
>>708119381
I like it simple
>boring bering
>>708112941
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind wear a watch in 2016? It's the new fedora.
>>708114881
>wrist clock
who the fuck calls it a fucking wrist clock
Rate? Unfortunately the screen broke and I got it replaced. The repairman did such a shit job at it.
>>708119618
What are you on about?
I got a Void watch. It is pretty fucking great.
>>708119618
Because it's fucking retarded to have to take your phone out of your pocket when you want to know what time it is
>>708119156
>>708119618
Only teenagers or men earning <$30k/annum don't wear watches. Which are you?
>>708116000
o shit
>>708119774
Average guy anyway looks around 30 times at day on phone. I think a nice watch is classy if you wear a suit or go into a Club. But on daily Base I don't wear
>>708117277
Too big and too busy
>>708114176
this is a shit watch btw
>>708119369
I didn't say Seikos were bad, shit, I own four of them myself. Not every watch in here is shit, it's the people who come in with a ripoff fashion watch and think because they paid $x00 for it it's a good watch.
>>708119557
oh no the watch is fine. i'm just disappointed you haven't amputated your pinky.
>>708119798
What did you just say?
>>708117781
good shit
get a james bond nato strap m8
>>708119699
>>708119774
>>708119798
Looks like I touched a nerve. Kek.
>Only teenagers or men earning <$30k/annum don't wear watches.
Men concerned with putting on airs and fucking other men wear watches. Everyone else uses phones and the multitude of digital clocks that are now everywhere.
I'm mostly talking about office work here and you know, men who make real money, not pretend millionaires.
Keep wasting your money on time bracelets, it just confirms you are a dandy to most people.
>>708119774
I agree.
It is also retarded to have to take out your phone to look at sms, phonecalls etc. Therefor Pebble Time Round or Pebble Time Steel is the shit. The rest of the smartwatches sucks with screens you cant read in direct sunlight, bad battery life and not allways on screens.
Just gon leave this here
master race reporting in
>>708119783
A rare sight in the wild. Valjoux movements still?
Wearing a watch is really only for niggers and faggots these days.
>muh fashion
>muh tacky display of buying power
>>708120019
Maybe he is right?
>>708120196
how did your al qaida training go?
>>708120089
Looks like you live in your mom's basement and never go outside
>>708120164
>image.jpg
>pinky ring
>niggerish obsession with bling
kys
>>708120096
No it isn't because most times you respond to calls/sms/messages
>>708120164
Oh man that is ugly fugly.
>>708120089
I wear watches because I like the mechanics of them and I enjoy looking at them. If you wear a watch because YOU enjoy it, more power to you. If you're wearing it to get attention, it's probably a 52mm Nixon with a quartz movement and fake jewels on the dial.
>>708120164
Gold invicta and a gold pinky ring. Are you indian?
>>708117193
are you actually retarded?
>>708120262
projecting wont help you Willard. Wearing a watch is a great indication that you are a faggot.
Don't need to be a basement dweller to understand this. You think you are Ashton Kutcher with a watch but you're more like Chris Hardwick, attempting manhood.
I'm still curious what are those two dots on OP watch
>please tell me it's not the dials
>>708120019
Proved my point.
>>708120089
Professionals all wear watches, because it's what men who take pride in their appearance do. You're judged by your appearance first and foremost.
Of course, you probably don't give a shit since your only concern is whether the customer wants that latte with soya milk or regular.
>>708120439
These faggots really hate the fact that you're 100% right.
I'm still curious what are those two dots on OP's watch
>please tell me it's not the dials
>>708120204
Sry I'm not that well versed in such things, it was a gift. The watchmaker says its nice so I assumed its at least worth mentioning in the thread.
>>708120557
I'm wondering as well
>>708120439
Kek, watches are status symbols. Nobody wears 300€+ to see the time. Neither Bill Gates nor Steve Jobs wear a watch. It's not about money, its about if you define yourself over an object
>>708120309
Depends on what job you have. Jerking your phone out of your tight pocket everytime you get an sms or phonecall is a hassle and by just looking at your arm you can either send a canned respons, use the mic to form a respons or ignore it all together, all without getting your phone up.
regular clocks are useless. Pebble watches are needed.
>>708120530
Proved? This guy makes more than a million in a week and wears no watch?
>>708120578
Nice. Enjoy that watch. Not many people know the name and heritage.
>>708120557
His fleshlight
>>708120553
ugly as shit
My watch has seen a lot of abuse fam
>>708120692
Plebs always use the same argument.
>Why buy a Ferrari when a '98 Corolla can get you from A to B?
>Why buy an island off the coast of the Philippines when you can just have a comfy home stateside?
They'll never make it.
>>708113847
that faked rolex gmt master pepsi
>>708120873
Forgot pic
>>708120813
Kek
>>708120842
He wears watches sometimes on occasion like any regular person. Look it up, he also made the news for wearing some cheap shit Casio.
>>708120886
>posted from his mom's attic
>>708120692
>€
Queer detected.
>>708116588
>>708114465
The correct choice. Had mine for about 4 years now, service it myself. Can get it to less than +- 1 sec a day just by hand and a mic. Goes with pretty much anything you can wear.
>>708121037
>Posted from his shack in the favela
>>708120886
Because speed and acceleration
Because Sea and culture
It's more like why buy an '98 Corolla when you can buy an 98' Corolla out of pure Gold.
Just because a watch costs more it doesn't have any advantages. Its like a Corolla which moves you, and a Corolla out of pure gold does the same
>>708120886
>98 Corolla
I miss mine.
So many poorfags in this thread
>all these $5 worth chinashit fashion watches sold for $100+
lmao this is the funniest watch thread i've read
>>708121226
ugly as sin.
>>708120865
still better fact than dials I guess
Bit of a girls color gold, and it was made by the same corporation that made suits for the Nazis, but other than that I really enjoy wearing it. Makes me feel like a rapper
>>708121192
>Inb4 but the Corolla out of pure gold is better than the normal one. Sure, but I prefer spending my money on other nice things like an Ferrari which actually is worth its money
>>708121364
kys
>>708121192
A corolla made of pure gold wouldn't move at all.
>>708121226
Did you stole it your Grandpa?
Corum dragon golden bridge in pink gold. Suck it poorfags
>>708121480
why, you mad
>>708121504
Nope, got this from my grandfather, who got it from his father, who got it from his father, who bought it in 1908
