Only 36 Minutes left.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only 36 Minutes left.
>>708111990
What for?
fag, 2 hours 34 minutes before nothing!
>>708111990
More beta uprising?
Oh boy, I can't wait till absolutely nothing happens!
I poop meself 8)
>>708111990
just once i'd like this to lead to a live p.o.v feed
>>708111990
MORE AUTISTIC SHIT
HAHA KILL SELFS NOOBS
NOOB
NOO
HAHAHAHAHAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
the suspance is killing me.
brb, going for popcorn
>>708111990
NOTHING YOU CAN DO NOW
YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED
>>708111990
im literally updating every fucking second
for the love of god
this is so much not a bait
ohgodohgodohgod
Sorry but what the fuck should happen? I dont understand...
>>708112727
its a beta uprising or something
OP fucks more little boys than a spelling test
>>708112727
Some shit
do it OP do it dont pussy out now do IT!!!
>>708111990
You said the same shit last night. Fuck off, nigger.
>>708111990
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lets fucking go
>>708112039
DAK
>>708112273
kys irl
>>708112836
oh no
>>708111990
Is this the date when the third part of the Sonic Turd story will be posted?
>>708113089
Hopefully
xoxoxoxo
>>708113156
You seen both parts so far?
I know what happens. Today or better of tonight there is going to be a fullmoon, but not just a normal one there is going to be a gigantic one.
>source: http://www.news.de/panorama/855650313/vollmond-am-16-10-2016-supermond-im-oktober-black-moon-erntemond-blutmond-wettervorhersage/1/
>>708113365
No supermoon from where i live :(
Its time
aaaand nothing.
IT IS TIME
>>708114604
2 horse to go
>>708114739
*hours
>>708112566
Edgy, lemme tell you I've seen this thread posted 3 times since last night, each time saying "1 Hour left" "45 minutes left" and now this.
K guys,see you tommorow
I ain't seein shit
Germanfag here. Nothing happens, it is actually beautiful here.
aaaand?
I'll be there in 30 minutes
>>708115156
Wo ist es bei dir schön?
>>708114739
CURRENT YEAR
>someone actually took the time to make that pic
cant we just accept that its over ?
>>708115416
Bißchen südlich von Heidelberg.
its funny that people actually think something is going to happen
>>708115631
Karlsruhe?
Yeah :D
>>708115890
Germanfag reporting in. Looks like nothing happened, huh? Told you it's just a meme to scare germanfags dumb enough to believe this
>>708116146
trying to hid that meme generator watermark?
>>708116146
Haha you fucking silly faggot you got a meme generator watermark silly cunt go hang yourself silly silly twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVJZtmANF0
faggots this thing has been in the making for a long time. it happens today. not yesterday, not tomorrow but today
>>708116541
Tell us what it is then
>>708116541
yeah sure, id like to see that. nothing has and nothing will happen
>>708116541
Oi oi, can you explain this to me fam? No idea what D.A.K is.
>>708116663
Das Armageddon Kommt
>>708116541
no it hasn't and no it won't, don't be a bike seat sniffing lying retard.
just realized i've been scared of blood covered fucking MEMES
all info about this DAK thing
it's reddit but whatever
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5463ql/whats_this_whole_4chan_101616_dak_thing/
>>708116385
OWNED
W
N
E
D
>>708116810
I don't speak kraut.
>>708117076
"the armageddon comes" pretty much
>>708116872
kys
>>708117147
>>708116810
"The Armageddon is 'coming'"
if this is real im interested to see what will happen
What areas will be affected? Just Germany?
>>708117256
its not real, its a bunch of fags trying to scare people
>>708116639
>https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5463ql/whats_this_whole_4chan_101616_dak_thing/
>>708116646
>>708116663
>>708116826
Only a few people have spilled the beans but the truth is not wide spread yet so I wont say.
>>708111990
>36
more like an hour
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
>>708117335
Aww, cmon fam. Gimme the hot steamy gossip, what's on the menu?
>>708117429
Your attention and nothing else.
1) multiple earthquakes
2) super moon
They were kidding. I wonder what else is going to go down
>>708116872
so its literally "start praying, im coming"
holy fuck thats edgy
>>708117335
Top kek. A few spergs mspaint some blood onto shitty memes. The end is near.
>>708116872
>meme magic
>>708117504
So it's just the herald of the end times? Fuck off you German cucks.
>>708117504
>I'm retarded
>I think these things are actually going to happen in an hour
>>708117504
Nothing in Canada. That's for sure.
whats happening?
>>708111990
HAIL HYDRA.
>>708117573
basically german cucks want attention because they hate immigrants lmao
>>708117621
I'm doing ur mum later
>>708117621
Nothing, faggot.
>>708117335
Why Stirner though?
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>>708116919
>>708116872
>>708116832
>>708116826
>>708116810
>>708116663
>>708116646
>>708116639
>>708116541
>>708116385
>>708116366
>>708116163
>>708116146
>>708116067
>>708116051
>>708115890
>>708115631
>>708115495
>>708115416
>>708115302
>>708115251
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>Noch sitzt Ihr da oben, Ihr feigen Gestalten..
>Vom Feinde bezahlt, doch dem Volke zum Spott!
>Doch einst wird wieder Gerechtigkeit walten,
>dann richtet das Volk, dann gnade Euch Gott!
>>708117621
Absolutely nothing
>>708117710
What did he just say?
>>708117797
>You're still sitting up there, your figs.
>Paid by the enemy, but to the people!
>But once again there will be justice,
>Then judge the people, then pardon God.
>>708117710
>>Noch sitzt Ihr da oben, Ihr feigen Gestalten..
>>Vom Feinde bezahlt, doch dem Volke zum Spott!
>>Doch einst wird wieder Gerechtigkeit walten,
>>dann richtet das Volk, dann gnade Euch Gott!
sorry don't speak Hun
>>708117797
My German is rusty, but it loosely translates to "I have autism"
Dues vult, here it comes kek
>>708117710
ok prophet
>>708117908
if only
>>708117710
Verwunden mein Herz mit eintöniger Mattigkeit.
>>708117797
Those are secret words from an old german cult, that shall never be translated or even written by a mortal man. This guy just got his ass cursed by doing this. You better go wash your eyes with bleach now or...
>>708117908
deus vult? AVE MARIA???
>>708117845
>>708117842
>>708117797
>>708117710
>You're still sitting up there, you cowardly beings.
>Payed by the enemy, but in mockery of the people!
>But one day justice will rule,
>then the people will judge, then may God have mercy on you!
i hope this is real, because i love seeing horrible stuff in the news. i stg the 2011 tsunami in Japan was so entertaining
>>708117710
The faggit used google translate, kek
Yet you're sitting up there, you cowardly figures..
> From enemies paid, but the people to ridicule!
> But once justice will prevail again,
> Then directed the people, have mercy on you God!
>>708112566
What's up with all these edgy pictures lately
Only 15 minutes now
>>708118022
>>708117960
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt
>>708118022
you're shit
see >>708117980
>>708117908
>Dues vult
>>708118048
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
So one these 2 are wrong i wonder why
>>708118048
It's beginning to happen. I can see it from where I am located. Farewell /b/.
>>708118048
>>708118082
Even more sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt
Okay, just got here, 15 mins until what? What horrible disaster is coming?
>>708118048
>Only 36 Minutes left.
>one hour and 24 minutes ago
Gg wp fam.
>>708118139
thats where youre wrong, kiddo
Something good better heppen
>>708117908
Deus*
get fukt lol
>>708118163
>krematoriji su budučnost europe
>>708117797
You are still sitting there, you cowardly creatures.
Paid by the enemies, mocking the people.
But once justice is going to prevail again.
Then the people will rule and then hope that god will grace you.
>>708118220
Nothings gonna happen, 4chan can't even win the fucking presidential race, you think they can do something at all?
>>708118220
Prepare to be let down
though this is extremely entertaining, nothing is going to happen. nice try, fags
IT'S DONE! ! We pissed in the Holy Water. That'll show those fuckers.
#Holocaust 2.0
is the forced meme over?
I hope everyone remembers bad self eater.
>it was the mormons all along
>>708118381
YOU FUCKING MONSTERS
Belgianfag here. A giant group of birds just flew over from the East, definitely more than a thousad, I shit you not. Sun has started to go down about half an hour early as well.
>>708118419
>that filename
>>708118454
If you die give us all your stuff so we don't be poor no more help
>>708118454 keekekekekekekekekek no lies on /b right?
>36 minutes left
>wait no 1 hour
>actually 15
yeah, this really makes it look like a totally real plan
DAK
>>708118454
funny thing is, when you posted this the amount of posters on the thread didnt change. nice try, kiddo
>>708118577
You forgot blaming the Jews for the micro phallus
fuckin clowns
>>708118577
>genghis khan was white
>my sides
>>708116541
ok so you can take wojack all day evryday rape him make him edgy w/e. BUT YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD SPURDO SPARDE IF ITS A WAR U WANT A WAR YOU'LL GET U LITTLE SCRUB
Time
Its time....
the edge in this thread is overwhelming
>>708119047
>>708119103
yeah, time for you to jerk yourselves off alone in the bathroom because nothing actually is happening
>>708119180
Thank god you came Spider-Man. Please web away these spoopy memes.
>>708111990
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
>>708119141
This is the one time I approve of spidermanning a thread.
>dakdakdak
>free ur mind
>new world order fuck Jews and whatnot
Deus Spider-Man
>>708118754
I'll take a picture for you then. I swear, it's 5:05 PM and it's almost dark. Legit spooked, anon. Was bbqing at 7:00 PM yesterday and was still able to read.
http://awake101616.com/the-fourth-secret
This countdown stared in Febuary, it has a Twitter too.
DAK DAK
>>708119505
>post ends with 505
>time is 5:05
> mfw the end is nigh
>>708119553
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/d-a-k-countdown-clock
http://awake101616.com/the-fourth-secret
TWO DIFFRENT TIMES WOW
>>708119505
Oh no. It got dark earlier than usual. It's not like we are moving into winter or anything like that. Must be the spergacolypse
>>708119505
do it
>>708119616
How much time left?
All the Dak posters are pussies
>>708119505
ITT cuck believes anon controls the weather
>>708119613
>>708119626
>>708119637
>>708119692
Pic related. Just took it four minutes ago.
>>708119781
le spiderman meme xd
>>708119906
Proof accepted, end times nearing time for crusade
>>708119906
Wew lad
>>708119687
i don't fucking know its 2 different times and one guys says its already happening
>>708120043
Deus vult
>>708119906
i honestly wish this would happen. fuck it looks so awesome! great way for the world to end
literally just took this video, can confirm the world is ending. fucking terrified /b/.
>>708111990
duh...lok at me 36 minudes levt
>>708117710
scary german rhyme duh.
>>708120043
This is an apocalyptic future that i want
>>708120132
I really really hope the messiah is some anthropomorphic banana hiding his shame. I'd love to see something like that.
>>708120265
kek
its gonna be a video of this guy
lowest kek
>>708120445
kek
The skeleton war is upon us brethren. Prepare to molt your fleshy, weak husks and take up arms against the demon king and his army of darkness.
FOR GLORY!
>>708120575
thanks mr bones
>>708120575
>>708120575
FOR GLORY!
If I roll trips then this is all true.
>>708120683
Chck urself b4 ya rek urself m80
>>708120575
Guys I found a news source. This shit is real... no scam 100% real. Save your kids. May god have mercy. It was the damn terrorists.
I know what will happen. My wife used to be in an organization just like D.A.K. so I know quite a bit. I have nothing to prove it, but you'll have to hear me out. So first, the clocks are different because they are two different groups. They both have speculated that today is the day that Jesus Christ will come back to Earth. I'm not sure what algorithm they use to determine the time, but I can tell you that I smell that the southern hemisphere resides close to acorn rock. Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>708121000
>>708120911
shit first post got me believing
>>708120911
Topkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uQKA0RJnlM
>>708120911
did it really take you 30 minutes to shop that you disgusting UTC+11 fuckwit?
as an aside, this german uprising bullshit is absolutely real and we should all be trembling at the feet of the Fifth Reich already
>>708120911
>unturned
What are you 12?
>>708121028
eat cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHvJrVma8Y
>>708121444
Trips demands it
>>708121360
inspect element guis I am so edgy xDDD
But seriously do you not know that inspect element is a thing?
>>708121028
thanks for explaining, anon
what should we do when they go door-to-door? paint some goat blood on our doorframes?
>>708121444
trips confirms jesus will forcefeed him his own smegma encrusted cock when he returns.
>>708116366
Nice
What happened?
e84GvSWpbdNbK1HP4t5EQabsiKMrf5OsNWCU54PF2PU
>>708121903
thanks for that free overwatch code
>>708121903
what's the original game you fuck
NO
Referencing Armageddon Kommt, you'd expect the timer to count down in the time zone in either Rome or Jerusalem.
If we're talking about D.A.K corps, then you'd be looking at any of the time zones in Africa.
What time is DAK supposed to be a thing again (regardless of time zone)?
16 minutes remaining
>>708112991
>>708116051
Nein, sonst hätte ich Karlsruhe gesagt :D
>>708122086
>>708121903
i just tried to be a bit spoopy by posting some second coming shit with an encrypted message. there's no game lol get fukt
>>708111990
>inb4 nothing happens and the forced meme dies
germanfag here
what's with the ruckus about DAK?
10 mins till the fucking meme dies
>>708111990
Και οι επτα αγγελοι εσαλπισαν,
Και εφενετο χαλαζα - και πυρ μεμιγμενα εν αιματι,
Και τον ενα τριτον της γης δεντρων - Χορτων βατων κατεκαη.
>>708123220
rotting christ?
>>708123218
This kinda shit is like a Phoenix dude. Itll burn away and a shitty oc recolor version of it will sprout from the ashes
>>708123369
Yeah, it's always been a potential Armageddon soundtrack for me.
you guys think that butts are overrated ?
>>708123548
I think ur gay
>rekt
>>708123629
>>708123507
never thought of it that way, but now i think of it it fits
FIVE MINUTES GUYS BEFORE WE ALL DIE JESUS ALLAH WE ARE GONNA GET DEMOPLISHED JESUS FUCKING ALLAH WE ARE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>708111990
4 mins left faggs, time to prove its another 2012
Mark my words, nothing is going to happen. Stop trying to act like you know what's going on, because it's NOTHING.
1 MINUTE
>>708123890
i like what he just said
mah negros, 1 minute left
Dak destroy all kikes
Hall of caust 2.0 confirmed
If this poast is trips, literally everything happens
fake as shit lol
Endtimeslulcallthetimepolice.jpeg
>Recycling these old cancer memes on my 4chan
>>708124024
what if it isnt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>708123999
Witnessed
ITS HAPPENING
0... das over?
D.A.K
End
IT HAPPENED
CNN NEWS
CHEKT IT OUT FAGS
SOMEONE BOMBED A RESTAURANT IN BERLIN
Lol if you think this is real kys
>>708111990
Happenings are a not.
Nothing happened. What a surprise
a girl sent me a nude
ohhh...
well, you are all faggots
This was good DAK, can't wait for next time
thank mr dak
>>708124126
i like what he just said
>>708124155
Yeah, we all had so much fun
HOLY SHIT ALL MY ELECTRONICS JUST BURST INTO FLAMES
sent from my abbicus
well that fucking sucks. i thought i would witness a historical event
>>708124077
Check'd
It was all just a prank bro
>>708124155
kek
Dak? Gak
I was hyped all week for the reveal. Dammit.
Good game, lets all go home
new this was bullshit
Idiots
>>708111990
Rockstar just pretty much confirmed RDR remake or sequel.
Good enough for me kek
Not sure what I expected
http://awake101616.com/the-fourth-secret
Says 13 hours for me
>>708124491
Another countdown? I'm getting tired of this. I think it may be possible that, maybe, nothing is going to happen?
>>708119553
I will take a bus in 30 minutes. I'm currently in NRW. Is there some risk of you killing me?
From what I've been able to put together it's a reference to Revelation 16 verses 10-16 (16:10-16, or 10.16.16) which reads:
10 And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,
11 And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
12 And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.
16 And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.
>>708124491
>Germans all on the D.A.K. train
>US Timezone countdown
One of these things does not add up
>>708119553
Kek, I love the "media section".
>>708124552
Well, I expected nothing. Guess what? All my expectations were fulfilled! What a great feeling.
i can see it from the window
it actually fucking happened
hide
https://youtu.be/zNz8AmLcI9g
>>708125250
What's happening?
>>708125250
see what
im interested
>>708125353
doom
>>708124833
You took that from the reddit page anon posted earlier, faggot
>>708111990
>tfw you'll never hear the grotesque sounds of the seven trumpets.
Armaggedon kommt bald. Wir müssen diese Welt von allen Verunreinigungen zu reinigen.
>>708114904
Just wait for night time anon......
>>708125539
Nice bait germanfag.
>>708125539
Netter Versuch, lern ersma die Sprache du Unkraut.
???
Why can't I just fucking die. I can't fucking commit suicide because I'm too pussy. We need Armageddon.
>>708125773
>ersma
>>708119244
I'm on it boss!
OHH SHIT, ITS HAPPENING
I SEE IT
>>708126004
Alsob wir im täglichen Sprachgebrauch hundertprozentige Duden-Konformität einhalten würden -.-
>>708126106
bitch where?
Large exchange on Russian Navy freq 8273
https://twitter.com/DWSIntel?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
To stop?
dead thread
>>708111990
Literally one problem
The time
What country is it going by because right now its the 17th somewhere and the 15th somewhere else
hmm so...
does it have to do with this?
http://www.anonews.co/clintons-iphone-hacked/
>>708126678
u wot mate?
>>708125465
No! It's from the bible.
>>708126788
dubs dont lie
Soooo?
>>708126900
truth dubs agree with truth dubs
>>708111990
>>708126218
>>708126708
>>708126900
>>708125138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7SH0sTZdW
https://youtu.be/zNz8AmLcI9g
>>708126218
What's this ?
fuck this shit it's 13:32 pm on Argentina and ive been wanting since early morning just for an small eartquake and tons of memes, im going to sleep
>>708111990
>epic /pol/ pranks
>>708127188
https://twitter.com/DWSIntel?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
10 minutes left.
12313213123213213123132441 seconds left
https://youtu.be/_xqcEordrHw we wait until the countdown expires, and the world falls beneath the hell
