ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
bumpp
Once shat my pants during summer camp on a hike. Pretended like nothing happened. When shit started to smell and other kids were realizing I still kept pretending.
Went to bed with dried out shit spread all over my ass. Shit started hurting really bad. Kept walking around like that for rest of the week until I got home. Mom had to clean my shit.
kek
>>708096116
lol
bmp
...did this bitch just write on a book? OH HELL NO!
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
>>708096618
could have been anyone
I brouse 4chan and im not 18
Wash my ass with shower water instead of wiping some times
i have to wipe the school laptops that students use at the end of every school year.
there are always a lot of personal photos and videos on it.
i save those. for reasons.
I love having my ass fisted
I never reply to those posts taking about "mother during in her sleep" because I secretly want my mom to die.
> dubs confirms it
i bump threads
I fucked a nigress the other night. It was fucking amazing.
>>708097368
You know wear to do
>>708097412
M or F?
>>708097780
You fucking criminal
>>708095402
confessed to a girl via messenger that i am a virgin and that she's been my crush for years since high school.
>went full autismo
i drank a few beers for the first time that night because the last few weeks been rough (i don't drink alcohol)
she has not responded yet
>>708098039
M
Degenerate, I know
>>708098225
How did you get to fisting?
I'm 29 and in love with my 15yo best friend
>>708098225
>Be 15
>Betafag with no friends but dad has longtime friend with 19 y/o daughter who could be in magazines.
>So horny for her, have been since I accidentally saw her changing clothes when I was 11.
>Anon? Why are you so down today?
>Break down crying about wanting to be naked with her and do naked stuff with her.
>She smiles and kisses me.
>She pulls off her top and bra.
>Will this do for now Anon? I can't stay all day but I'll pick you up friday night and I'll be naked all night.
>Boobs are awesome but suddenly I just want to be held and cry.
>Betafag, remember?
>Friday night comes and she shows up to take me out.
>My parents think nothing of it, I'm just tagging along with a friend.
>She takes me to an empty house a few miles away.
>My friend and her family are gone all weekend Anon, we can do anything we want till Sunday night.
>After chilling for a while and looking around we end up in the family room watching TV.
>Now is the time.
>I undress her like a present, touching as little as possible.
>She's naked before me and suddenly I feel cheated somehow.
>I cheated myself out of something, I don't know what, but I cheated myself out of something just the same.
>She notices my distress.
>Anon, please don't be sad.
>She takes my hand and pulls me closer.
>She places my hand on her boob.
>It feels warm and smooth and I get an erection.
>She massages the lump in my pants and smiles.
>All the sudden I'm naked and we are kissing furiously.
>She melts into me and sighs as I wrap my arms around her waist and rest one hand on her ass.
im fuckb uddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>708098484
sure thing, buddy.
>>708098303
Just progressively larger toys, then my own fist, then other people's fists. Hoping to get double fisted one day.
>>708098570
*fuck buddies
typing is hardd
i can only cum when i think of killing someone.
also, i had awesome sex last night. as usual, i only got close to cumming when i was looking into her eyes and imagining her covered in blood. but this time i couldn't cum, and started laughing instead.
am i going mad, /b/?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708098725
Have fun wearing diapers later in life.
>>708098725
Great work. Got any pics
>>708098745
Unlike your dick, we know...
>>708099048
>going
you arrived long ago
>>708099051
You have any cool pics of that?
I think I've developed an eating disorder. I'm 30.
>>708096701
everyday. this shit.
Found out my gf has had sex with a girl twice and I want her to do a blow bang
Diagnosed with terminal depression and to top it off found out my sisters expecting our first end of the year.
>>708099048
Probably should kill the next girl you fuck, then kill yourself right when you're blowing your last load.
>>708099198
What's a blow bang?
>>708099299
waste
i was afraid of cutting my toe nails, i myself done it when i was 13
>>708099299
Nice. Your sister hot?
>>708099301
why would i kill myself? i love to live. and i actually also like the girls i fuck. i hate how death works. they should just regenerate so i could kill them over and over again.
>>708099364
what's a google?
I would say that I have raped at least 2 women in a literal sense
Its a strange wild thing that happens then. Hard to explain but it seems "natural" in both cases. Neither girl knew my name, no repercussions
>>708099084
None of me getting fisted (on my pgone anyway), but here's me
Theres this really dumb normie slut i know who posts here and i hate but i want to put my dick in her ass. The problem is she only likes super handsome white dudes(though shes a normie whore and says shes just wants a guy who can make her laugh). Which is bullshit bc im the funniest dude in north america
>>708099454
That's the new word for nigger
>>708099426
probably do, as something completely different. stardust man.
I want to watch my sister get fucked while shes unconscious
>>708099507
you should learn with him:
>>708099466
I fear my girlfriend of 2 months may be cheating. I can't say anything unless the pressure affects the birth of our first child next month.
>>708099454
Means nigger, but what's blow bang?
>>708099051
That's 1888 bruh
>>708099662
is the kid yours?
>>708099662
kek
>>708099708
yep. good times. had lots of fun
>>708099677
blowbang
In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).
Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!
Oh yeah? Mine too!
>>708095402
I have a folder with 600+ photos of just girls faces from Facebook
I just love the feminine face
>>708099550
i love you
Im a student nurse with crippling depression and its beginning to affect my studies.
I'm scared of getting drunk at parties with female friends because I'm afraid that I'll admit that I've jacked it to their Facebook pictures :/
>>708100148
die
for my gf's sister's 12th bday i gave her oral sex as a gift from us.
>>708100234
kys
>>708099552
>>708100234
that's awesome bro
>She lets go of my cock, which, I am alarmed to notice, is feeling like a painfully overinflated ballon.
>It occurs to me that I need to slow down because I am missing time already.
>I suddenly like the feel of her ass very much.
>I rest my other hand on it and as close as we were, we melt together even more.
>Being squished between us, my dick suddenly feels really good.
>She reaches back down and grabs my dick again.
>As she rubs it a burning feeling comes over me.
>I cum allover both of us and she giggles.
>I'll clean that up anon, and she bends over to lick every drop up.
>My mind goes into realms of ecstacy as she slides my dick into her mouth.
>I come again right on her tongue.
>She sucks until nothing comes out and comes back up smiling.
>We can go lay down and cuddle anon.
>Cuddling fully naked is an adventure in beautiful skin. I touch and kiss and lick... everything.
>I find her pussy and, after some instruction, proceed to lick every millimeter of it while driving her to several orgasms.
> I could have done that all day but she wanted to rest.
>After eating some ice cream, and watching Scooby Doo, she drags me back into the bedroom.
>This time when my dick gets hard she climbs on top of me and guides my cock into her.
>Everything is so warm, wet, and smooth that I giggle a little.
>She giggles a lot and the spasms in her pussy make me cum buckets.
>She stays on top of me and I feel her pussy contract and relax.
>Suddenly I am a rod of steel again.
>She works herself up and down and I lose all contact with reality.
>>708099552
>>708100297
can i fuck her while she's dead? pleeeeeease??
>>708100035
nice
>>708098318
Pics? Have you told her?
>>708100201
Kys faggot
>>708100384
Knock yourself out lol
I'm perceived as successful and grounded but everything in my life is fucked.
Also, fell in love with a /b/tard and have allowed their sudden and painful ghosting to ruin what is left of my life. I'm certain I'll never be able to be with anybody else ever again.
I have a anorexic girl fetish where I collect "thinspo"
>>708100410
ok. want to watch it?
>>708100297
Are you poor?
This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?
>>708100565
Sure why not
i like milfs and underage girls, i like transexuals, and girls with big tits, some incest fantasies too.
I blame internet and television. I want to die, but i like being alive
>>708100581
No lol, her room was just messy if that's what you were thinking
>>708100405
Yea she'd make quick work of some guys
>>708100311
yeah was really fun for me too. it was her 1st time, she was kinda nervous but after a while she relaxed and could really enjoy it. I made her cum several times
>>708100719
>regularly pick up underaged homeless girls in my city
>bring them to my house
>let them have a shower
>wash their clothes in the washing machine >lend them my daughter's old clothes to wear
>cook dinner for us
>talk and watch movies together
>then, depending on mood, let them sleep in my daughter's room for the night, or fuck them on me and my wife's bed
>either way, I handcuff them to the bed post before I sleep because I'm afraid they'll steal from me or kill me
>in the morning, give them back their clothes, and drive them back to where I picked them up from
I've started doing this ever since my wife and my teenage daughter died six years ago.
>Three more times I cum, and the last one was because she was cumming and the spasms squeezed my cum out like toothpaste.
>We rest again, wrapped around eachother like duct tape.
> Anon? Why didn't you say you wanted to fuck me earlier?
>I said I don't know but I would like to all the time now.
>She laughed so hard she almost peed herself.
>We hurt ourselves a little that weekend.
>When it was over we didn't start dating or anything, but we did find opportunities to screw whenever we could.
>It was during one of these clandestine meetings she mentioned her ex boyfriend had called her up.
>She said she thought it would be a good idea to hang out with him to keep our parents from suspecting us.
>She left that day and I wanted to see this ex of hers, so I stole my neighbor's car to follow her.
>>708095402
I'm an ex-pedophile with occasional relapses
>>708101299
Do you relapse into watching kiddie porn, or relapse into fucking children?
>>708100766
You're scum and so is the degenerate slut you're dating that let's her impotent nambla boyfriend molest her own sister.
>>708101213
>I've started doing this ever since my wife and my teenage daughter died six years ago.
you guys are terrible at writing these. you always have the mom or daughter die. dont you faggots know how to make shit up and make it believeable?
no imagination whatsoever.
>>708101401
i relapse into fucking my own ass with a baseball bat.
>>708101401
everyone fucks children. You are the child of your parents, and your parents are the children of their parents. Child is not an age-range, it is a title or label.
>>708101516
>>708101590
Still didn't answer the fucking question.
>>708101742
nice try FBI
>>708101299
If you still fuck kids you're not an ex-paedo.
End your fucking life.
>>708100499
ditto anon
I'm sorry
>>708101924
>ITT: Jealous feminists.
>>708101213
What do you do more often? Fuck them or let them sleep in your daughter's room?
>>708101181
>>708102159
I'm not who you responded to, but you made no sense whatsoever.
>>708101401
I still want to know what you prolapse into.
>>708101993
I'm sorry for you too
>>708102159
Lol it's not only feminists that hate paedophiles and wants to watch them die painfully. It's anyone with half a brain.
>>708102171
Umm... let them sleep I think.
>>708102392
sorry about your half-brain. I have a full brain and do not wish such harm against others.
>>708100189
Fuck, this actually happened to me with a good female friend. ended okay luckily.
>>708100189
you're a guy right? it's pretty much common knowledge guys fap to fb pictures. If a girl doesn't know this already they are fucking stupid and should die. I've fapped to almost every girl on my FB, including cousins
>>708102844
story
>>708102992
>Fapped to cousins
>they are fucking stupid and should die
I'll probably start cheating on my gf. She's in her final terms in school, and I don't think the stress of breakup would do her grades good. So, to stay happy myself, I'll start banging chicks on the side and still give her all the attention she needs.
I already got a girl in the loop about it, she doesn't mind and we made out "drunk" (as in we drank a lot but were practically sober bc it was pretty cold outside) yesterday. I think I'm shit for doing that, but sometimes you get yourself in shitty situations, and you need to weasel out somehow.
It might not be the moral thing to do, but I really don't want to fuck up her grades. I guess this works best at the time being.
>>708101299
while in /b/;
do sed -e s/ex/regular/g;
do sed -e s/pedophile/traplover/g;
done
Eh
>>708103126
When you go to dump the girl make sure you don't tell her you've already cheated on her, sounds obvious to most but some cucks admit it, will make shit way worse if you do.
>>708100499
steph?
Im about to panty raid my sil
>>708103348
No, but I hope they aren't enduring this. I wouldn't even wish it on the faggot who did it to me.
>>708103337
I won't.
I feel sort of bad for meeting her that early on in life. She'd make a perfect wife just because of how traditional she is, but I would really rather make some dumb decisions and fuck a lot of chicks.
>>708103447
what were the initials of the person?
>>708103646
L H
>>708103049
Story isn't that exciting, but I went out with her to a party, we got shitfaced drunk. I remember absolutely nothing, wake up in her house on the couch. She comes out, asks me if I remember anything from last night and tell her no. Told me that I told her I love to stroke myself to her social media pictures. Honestly I never felt more like dying right on the spot then when she said that, but she laughed and just called me a pervert. We aren't fucking or anything, still good friends and she still brings it up as a joke every now and again.
>>708095402
I'm a time traveler from the 22nd century, and I come to the pre-apocalypse timeline to browse 4chan in-between CERN inspections.
>>708101924
>If you still fuck kids you're not an ex-paedo.
>End your fucking life.
Cancer.
For mainstream sheeple views, go post on cnn.com
>>708101213
>regularly pick up underaged homeless girls in my city
I want to believe
There was this huge faggot I knew back in highscool. Guy was a total douche, but he was good looking so always got a bunch of bitches. Anyways, I dont remember what the fuck he did to me, but he did something to me that really pissed me off and I promised I'd get him back. I actually forgot about my 'revenge' the very next day, and it wasnt until about 5 months ago that I remembered what I promised him (roughly 3 years out of highschool now). I found his sisters social media, posted a few photos of her in a family fap thread on 4chan, said how i 'love to cum in her panties' and shit. I purposefully chose photos you could reverse image search and find her profile, so anons took the bait and messaged her. Last I heard his dad kicked him out of the house. Serves that faggot right, I warned him I would get him back, he just never saw it coming.
>>708102632
>sorry about your half-brain
kek'd
I am chess world champion
>>708104247
you mad pedo?
just got back from a adult store where i sucked and swallowed 4 cocks thru a gloryhole...i am bi, because i still love being with women, but i would like to meet a guy for a relationship, so i can suck, swallow and get fucked in the ass by him everyday (i'm a bottom)...i love huge, fat, uncut cocks that curve down...i am just not sure how to go about meeting a guy, since i have never done anything like this before...i also have fantasies of slobbering on a dogs cock and swallowing and then wanting the dog to pound my ass for hours, constantly cumming in my ass
i sucked my best friends dick in high school regularly and he said its still the best thing his dick has ever felt to this day
>>708104560
i can greentext a story if you guys want about the first time
>>708104624
>>708104624
Go ahead
>>708101299
>>708101924
Is it pedophile or paedophile?
I keep seeing both spellings on here.
>>708104624
>>708104437
>you mad pedo?
Not mad, just sad. 4chan used to be a place where people could express intelligent but unconventional views. Sure you could get CP here, but that was really a joke - everyone knew that the Dark Web has a billion times more CP.
Over the years, 4chan has slowly devolved into "just another web site" with faggots like yourself trying to be edgy, but unwilling to take a stand for logic against societal pressure.
>>708104678
>Is it pedophile or paedophile?
Britfags use "paedophile" while Americunts use "pedophile". I prefer the term "people willing to admit their true desires."
>>708104722
>unwilling to take a stand for logic against societal pressure.
kek. i was just fucking with you. i dont give a fuck either way. enjoy fucking your children. just dont fuck anyone i care about. thanks.
>>708104722
>logic
>child molestation
Pick one you edgy faggot
>>708105090
LOL I don't fuck children. I just fantasize about fucking children.
I really like kids and would never do anything to hurt one.
>>708104841
Yer goddamned right!
>>708105145
>l>ogic
>>child molestation
>Pick one you edgy faggot
Can you please be more clear? Are you saying that performing acts of child molestation is illogical? I agree.
I was trying to say that typical 4chan users used to understand the difference between thoughts and actions. Now it seems to eb "hurr durr kill the pedos" which is what I expect from Fo(u)x News, not 4chin.
>Asked for nudes
>won't send 'cause she's a school teacher
>still FB friends
I was once in a relationship with my step sister for a month. Our family has no idea.
>>708105661
actual sister is better. but no bad.
>>708105530
Captain her FB? Ill give it a try and report here
I am in a relationship however really love blowing my boyfriend's best friend. fml
>>708105414
I didn't and don't advocate for the harm of pedophiles over their fantasies, however you were responding to an anon who assumed the guy had relapsed to fucking children, claiming that criticism of pedophilia which harms children is mainstream and can't be seen on 4chin anyway because it's so edgy to not give a shit about the mental, emotional and physical well being of a child. Disregarding fantasy, I don't see how the sexual destruction of a child in real life is either intelligent or even all that unconventional these days.
Defending real life abuse of children is illogical and that was my only point.
>>708095402
>ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I fucked my male Golden Retriever dog in his ass a bunch of times during his last year of life. (He died suddenly and unexpectedly of heart cancer while otherwise still in great health.) I really miss him, and also miss the sex. We would do missionary position and after I came in his ass I'd leave my cock in him for a while, and just hold him. When I finally pulled out her would curl up right next to me and we would fall asleep together.
>>708105661
picsor it didn't happen
>>708100234
If true kys. If fake kys for posting fake
>>708105901
furfag
>>708105807
My bad. It's late and I'm 3 beers in on a Saturday night. Thanks for the clarification.
On a related note . . . your eloquent clarification reminds me of the 4chin of old: lively debate on odd topics from people who obviously have above-average intelligence. I wish we got more of that around here these days.
>>708100234
>us
wait, what?
Please elaborate.
Asking for a friend.
I want to cum on my gf and her friend's drinks during the next time they come over. I don't have a particular cum eating fetish, but the idea turns me on.
>>708105969
>furfag
Not really. Probably a zoophile though. I'd much rather fuck an actual dog than a person in a fursuit.
When I was 12 I had a 17 year old friend of my sisters give me a bj and let me put the tip in.
My sister still doesn't know
Some guys broke into my house, smashed a window, stole money. I Knew who did it, also knew they were screwing this underage chick. Act like I know nothing and go to a party the girl is at. Let her borrow my phone to use facebook, she leaves herself logged in. Use her facebook and get evidence on all the guys she is fucking and sending nudes to, give it to the police. 14 arrests later and all the people who broke into my house are now in jail for pedophilia. turns out two of the people on the list were people the cops had being trying to get for a few months
I now wear my batman hoodie with pride
>>708104624
post story
>>708106248
Nice
>>708105737
>>708099761
Fucking tard
>baited
>>708106600
double check'd
When I was 16 I had a 23 year old chick fuck me, it was my first time and had no idea what was happening, I didn't realize I was cumming, I knew it felt great. I stayed diamonds and she just kept going, I think I came 3 times. She got off me and had buckets of cum fall out her, she used me like that for a couple of months then she just kinda vanished from my life.
>>708106114
Nobodies bad, I don't mind clarifying an opinion I have the nerve the post.
I miss it too. I've always mostly been a lurker, but I'm even lurking less and less these days. It's never been trendy to be basic on 4chan, but I'm seeing that a lot lately
>>708106955
you were raped bro.
>every SJW ever.
When I was 6 and my sister was 7 we used to bathe together.
Being curious one time in the bath my sister asked me about my "thingy" and she just kinda grabbed it and started tugging it.
Feelsgoodman
She's giggling away while she does this so I just reach over and stick my finger up her ass...I didn't realise how a pussy worked. So essentially she was jerking me off while I fingered her ass while we laughed away.
Still get diamonds thinking about it today...and I know she remembers but its a "never talk about it" situation
Gf and I were wasted 1 night and I asked her to give me head like all the peeps she's ever given head liked and she sucksd my dick like 4 different ways maybe more as she was switching styles up. She likes getting her mouth fucksd so I can only imagine how she was used while black out in HS
When i was a boy of about 4 years old my sisters older friend (about 14) asked if she could give me a bath. She stripped me naked and put my penis in her mouth. Then she got naked and put me on top of her. I remember it feeling very nice but I was also very confused.
I remember my mum walking in and calling her a 'little bitch'. There was a lot of shouting. I was told that what she did was very wrong. I couldn't understand how it could be wrong if it felt so nice.
I am not sure if this had happened with her before. I only remember this one occasion. I thought I had actually dreamed up the whole scenario until my mum asked if I recalled it when I was aged about 17. I had remembered it (through childhood) as it being my sister, as I didn't really know the true girl involved.
I was relieved to find that it was not my sister. I was quite a hyper- sexed kid after that. Rubbing against teddy bears and stuff.
>>708099151
Elaborate.
>>708104381
You were posting the pictures posing as himself? That's actually pretty genius anon.
>>708100035
Isn't that basically bukake?
>>708108461
Yea same difference, gf would b able to work multiple cocks at once
I once had a friend who was a girl in highschool who read that swallowing semen was one of the best things for your immune system.
She wanted to know how it tasted before she tried it so she asked me if she could try my cum and wanted to keep it just between us. She didn't want to jerk me off or anything.
We read about the whole pineapple juice thing so she made me drink pineapple juice for a week leading up to the first time.
On the day, she gave me a little plastic cup and I went off to the bathroom to get a "sample" for her.
I get it done and give her the cup.
She gets it down fast it one hit, she has no real opinion about it being bad or good.
Over the week this happens almost every day, and she is convinced shes feeling great because of it.
Eventually this becomes a daily ritual, she even started jerking it into the cup.
Now shes jerking me till I'm close then she just sucks it out.
I've become a milking cow and it's awesome. Lasted all through school.
I get regular blowjobs from the engaged HR chick at work. I have a girlfriend. I don't feel bad
>>708108957
once you get your kicks you should be a bro and tell her fiance.
unless you're a chad, then kill youself.
Can't green text cause on shitty phone
Be me early 20s
Neighbours girl seeks shelter in my house every time her dad beats the shit out of her
One time he comes over drunk as fuck looking for "that fucking little whore"
She is hiding in my room with the door locked
I knock the fucker out with two jabs to his jaw and then I call the police
They release the dad and the girl is taken away
After some legal stories they both live back in square one but he knows better than to hit her because I am constantly (and child services and social services) monitoring the situation
His daughter sees me as her god
She washes my clothes and makes me snacks, opens my coke cans and gives me backrubs
Some part of her demented psyche overdid it with the affection
One day she is found on the floor with an empty pill bottle next to her
I ambulance the poor thing to a hospital
Contd
>>708101457
Nambla is North American Man *Boy* Love Association. Insult that pedophile properly or nother at all, faggot
I made one girl kill herself unintentionally
>>708109061
After a week in hospital and two weeks in special therapy clinic she is released right into that very same house
What in the name of fuck are you people thinking?
Anyway
I visited every day and her therapist said that if I were to abandon her then now is the time because they can control it, otherwise if I keep supporting her and then abandon her she would relapse and attempt again
I ask him why she did it and he said it's patient private bla bla
I ask her and she says she feels unloved and a failure and etc
I take her back to her home but she spends every waking moment with me
I finally get my hands on her notebook/diary
She doesn't know
I start reading
I used to show my mother in law my fat Sicilian cock, and she would squirt her undies when she saw it. I could smell that shit. After ages of teasing, she finally told me I could fuck her ass, because she couldn't take it in her pussy. I rammed her constantly, and she would squirt all over the place. We had to do it on tile floors, so she could mop it all up. Nice!
>>708109326
"Why do you hit me?"
"How can you hit your own daughter"
"I love you daddy why are you so bad"
A whole bunch of pages full of shit like that
Then I reach more suicide attempt pages and they are all
"I love you so much anon (me)"
"Your eyes the way you walk and the way you talk"
"I wish you would make love to me"
"I want your love so bad I need you inside of me"
"I will never have you, you are too good for someone as useless as me"
"I wish you would make love to me forever"
That's when I "ohshi"ed so hard I was in shock
But my dick was so hard after reading those entries
There was a lot of garbage in between but a lot of those basically
Contd
I always steal nudes off my friends phones and pcs... Pic related no. 1
>>708104553
To each his own
>>708109680
Quit asking to continue and just keep typing faggot. We are all waiting
>>708109848
Agreed
>>708109680
Diary cont.
>oh sweet anon please love me
>you are an hero
>ohshit.jpg
>>708097223
Me too but I do it in the bath tub. Shooting water into my butthole and then stuck up poo comes out flushing. Best feel ever
I often take a penny but don't ever leave a penny.. I'm an outlaw!
>>708100407
It 's a he
>>708095402
taught some younger boys the joys of masturbation when I was 13
>>708099552
No biggies, she looks like Slut and probably fucked multiple niggurs
i lost my virginity to my mom's boyfriend.
>im a male.
>>708100148
Depression s will go away when apply to post tits or sharpie in pooper
>>708109680
I decide to do the responsible thing and mindful her beyond repair
I started by upping the physical contact with her
More hugs more cuddles and a fuckload of tickling and massages
One day as I was chilling on the couch being a lazy fuck we were watching a shitty show I started brushing her hair with my hand and massaging her scalp
She was in utter kitten humming heaven
I gave her a few pecks on her forehead and cheeks and she just sat there mesmerised by everything
That's when I made the game changer by telling her "I want to kiss you so bad"
She jolted slightly and smiled all stupidly and told me all confused "what do you mean?"
I entered Romeo mode and was all "you don't know how much I like you... I love you *name*"
She started breathing heavy and almost instantly replied with "I think Ido too"
I went in for the kiss and to my surprise she didn't push back or fight it
I sat there French kissing her for almost 10 minutes before she got into wild horny animalistic female mode
She fucking psychotically ripped her clothes off and pulled mine off
I was hard as I could ever get
I sucked on her neck and chest and nipples as she moaned/breathed/painted she was so fucking horny
I had an idea of what I was doing as I had enough experience from a 3 year ex gf so she literally stood no chance
I knocked up a preachers wife
>>708100148
Get it diagnosed officially asap. Your school will have some kind of policy to help you if it affects your studies but not without evidence. Talk to a student advisor. If you just leave it, it will fuck up your studies with no going back.
>>708097223
I have a bidet...
Somethings wrong with my urinari tract - I can't piss unless I"m completely alone in my home. Also I have a doctor/hospital phobia so can't get it fixed. Going to parties is hell for me...
>>708110634
I picked her light ass up and carried her to my bedrom where I made her lie on her back and I started eating and rubbing and squeezing every inch of her body
I sucked on her tiny nipple as my hand twisted and squeezed the other then alternated
I kept sucking and kissing her body and then her mouth and neck she lost it entirely
As my hands worked down to between her legs she was breathing heavily and when I cupped her little pussy she was soaking fucking soaking wet beyond repair
I had to taste them so I kissed my way down to her pussy and started eating her hour slowly
She was climaxing fairy fast as I worked my lips and tongue on her pussy lips and clothes
She started bucking her hips in motion for an incoming orgasm but I stopped and ripped my pants off
I couldn't take it anymore I had to allow her to death
I got between her legs and only then did it hit me that she might be a virgin
I put my tip on her pussy hole and to my surprise she truly was a virgin
I didn't have the mental control to stop however and I just pushed my hard meat stick further and further slowly by pulling out and pushing deeper and before I knew it her pussy popped slightly around my dick and I slid inside her tight keyhole sized pussy
My fucking god the sensation of her horny yelp when she popped was indescribable
She didn't cry or lose her mood in fact I think it made her hornier
>>708110634
>breathed/painted she was so fucking horny
Sex and painting simultaneously...
>shesakeeper.jpg
>>708111024
That isn't a urinary tract issue. It's all mental. Some people are just super shy when it comes to using the bathroom. In the same way, but to a lesser extent.
>>708111175
Lol sorry panting
Fucking autocorrect
>>708111195
Thing is it wasn't always like that. It was fine like a year ago. I don't know what happened to make it so.
>>708111161
I make it a trend to only date girls who've been abused by daddy. They're enormous sluts in bed, and worship your cock like you're a god.
>>708111402
It could be something, but I'm no doctor
>>708111308
Im just one of those faggots that nit picks for the keks
had an affair with a "lesbian" feminist.
>be me
>21 une student
>have a party at mine
>chilling with this drunk "lesbian feminist" chick. strong 7/10
>party dies down people go home, she hangs around
>asks to see my dick
> sure why not
>she grabs it and smiles
>instant erection
>she is mesmerised by my rock hard cock "holy shit anon it's so hard"
>starts jerking me off
>puts it in her mouth
>"fuck me anon"
>go back to bedroom and go Indiana jones on that pussy
>she is cumming like a freight train
>"fuck my mouth anon, fuck my mouth with your cock now anon"
>I could have put out forest fires with the load I blew in her mouth
>she swallows
>a week later she texts me
>hey anon can I cum over?
>sure
>walks in takes her clothes off and demands I fuck her
>winning
> she gets kinky "hurt me anon, I want it to hurt"
>make a mental note to thank Her father as i slap a hoe
>do some of that degrade stuff you see in porn, she loves it, I blow in her mouth
>becomes a low key regular thing for a few weeks
>I make her stare at her engagement ring as I Channel my inner BP oil driller on her ass
>kinda feel bad for the gf, low key guilt
>decide to meet the gf and tell her
>meet her gf, total fucking bitch, hates men with the burning passion of a billion suns
>decide not to tell her
>it went on till she graduated
I have no regrets.
I am a str8 married man but the only porn I can get off to is cock pics, I have about 2TB of just cocks, no faces, no gay sex, just cocks, and I fap to them constantly
>>708095402
I killed a man, just for his lunch money.
>>708111161
I wrapped my elbow under her neck while the other hand held her upper back and I started rocking in and out of her in a very romantic missionary position
She was moaning and starring into my eyes in such a horny way it looked like she was about to faint
Entirely overcome by the sensation of her pussy being filled for the first time probably
I upped the ratio a little bit making sure I go deep and then shallow motions as I brushed my dick upward on her upper pussy walls
She was losing it and in a matter of a few strokes like that she tightened up and started cramping and twitching in the sluttiest fucking orgasm I have seen
When she started cumming I switched from making love motion to deep pounding (remember this is a virgin being fucked for the first time)
I gave her 5 minutes of body weight pushing her deep into mattress rough impalas before pulling out and blasting her entire upper body with my cum
String after string of hot semen burst out of me and landed everywhere on her rapidly breathing chest
She put her hands on the cum and started rubbing it all over her body
Then she started crying
She went into detail position on my lap and cried for what seems like 5 minutes repeating
"I love you so much please don't leave me"
I calmed her down and we washed up
We didn't fuck again that day as the rest of the day was initiation into relationship
All kinds of conversations like we shouldn't tell anyone and etc
I fucked that girl every day for a solid 5 weeks before child services put her in with her relative from mother's side.
Long distance worked for a solid 9 months (lots of visiting sleepover mad whorish sex in those months) but eventually I had to break it off
She kept her mouth shut till now
Nothing I love more in the world than pounding her doggy style for 20 straight minutes
I am addicted to her rough sex orgasms
But it had to stop
The end
True story
>>708111949
P.s. she was very questionable
As in very
As in holy shit they can orgasm then?
But she loved getting sucked more than anything else in the world
Nothing, and I mean nothing felt better for her then having her legs spread and my dick punching her open wide and hard
She fucking worshipped me man... But society etc etc
>>708111876
Savage
>>708112148
*Loved getting fucked
>>708112148
Wait how old was she?
>>708112412
Let's pretend all this happened at 13
>>708112148
>Nothing, and I mean nothing felt better for her then having her legs spread and my dick punching her open wide and hard She fucking worshipped me man... But society etc etc
I believe this from personal experience
One time my mom in law was wearing sport leggings cuz she goes to the gym to do Zumba..so she got a pretty thick round ass for her age she 60 ..so I always get hard looking o her ass and imagine myself fckin her so hard..so when she came back from the gym she was drinking water in a plastic bottle so when she when to the restroom ..i was jerking my cock so I can leak some precum or my natural lubricant so it looks clear like saliva ..so I wipe my cock tip around the rim where she puts her mouth to drink..so I she got out and put my cock away and seat on the table and asked bout her about how was her Zumba class so you have fun then she starts talking about it while drinking her water ..it made me more horny cuz the top of the water bottle was drippin a Lil bit of my precum then she didn't notice and she finish the whole water..but every time she put it in her mouth I was imagine her sucking my cock..mmh mmh
>>708098484
you could have just said you fucked your dads friends daugther
>>708112523
Japan also believes this sentiment hence their legal sex age being 13
>>708097368
Post now.
>>708111949
so your secret is fucking a psychologically damaged teen?
that it?
I am Pepe.
>>708112148
Anal? If so how was it? And where is she now?
>>708097168
MODS
>>708103126
>as in we drank a lot but were practically sober bc it was pretty cold outside
What? in my exprience thats not how alcohol works, you get drunk no matter the ambient temperature
>>708113041
I think anon meant they were sober enough to realise the temperature.
>>708112770
Yes.
It's pretty bad if it weren't a secret.
>>708113002
Yep
Was good
She lives an hour away by car and is happy with her current bf
>>708109848
hes saying hes going to continue not asking if he should
did you never learn punctuation? see that? thats a question mark
do you know what it means?
>>708110667
Is it the preachers kid now?
I feel so alone here, I am not a pedo, not gay, not into traps or diapers, not a furry and the thought of incest sickens me,
>>708113041
did you ever drank in the cold you little fuck? you dont get drunk when it is really cold.
when i was on vacation in siberia, we drank so fucking much wodka and still everybody stayed sober, because it was freaking winter in siberia.
>>708113370
Hey dude real nice of you to clarify 30 minutes after the story ended.
>dudeplzstop
I was molested by my male and female cousins at different times who were way older than me. Every time my mom or older sister bust out the family photos of my cousins and I together my stomach gets fucking knotted.
>>708113797
Well i do live close to the arctic cirlce and i have done plenty of "ski trips" that always devolve into drinking our brains out, so yes i have gotten drunk in the cold
sure when you take a bath in a isvak (pic related) you sober up a bit but your still drunk
>>708096618
A book is not some sacred item. Too many people treat them this way... oh my god, don't fold the pages! You threw away an old book that you had no use for, what the fuck? Writing on a book? SACRILEGE!
This is a silly attitude. Unless it's some rare first edition shit, there are tons more and they're likely still being made. So stop whining.
>>708113845
Well if i stupid shit i goto call that shit out
>>708099475
What are you, fucking gay?
>>708095402
I get a prostitute to come satisfy me every month.
>>708114151
>well if i stupid shit i goto call that shit out
Same fag that corrected my grammar
>dudeplzstop
>>708101239
stories good m8
>>708113491
Yep
I like it when I see guys checking out my girlfriend, and I actively encourage her to wear more revealing clothing.
I'm trying to talk her into flirting guys as well, but she is against it at the moment
>pic related
>>708108874
Wtf
>>708106315
fuck yeah good shit
>>708108874
sweet story age was she?
>>708097223
both.( not fag.)
>>708113041
We had 6 beers each and a good amount of shots in a relatively small time window. Like in 2 or 3 hours. But apart from not being able to walk entirely straight or sometimes stumbling with words we weren't that drunk.
I usually really fuck up my motor skills when I'm smashed, like I keep walking into shit and feel like I'm not standing straight, but I didn't have that.
If you drink when it's hot outside you get hit way faster by the alcohol than when you do when it's cold out.
Do you never experience different kinds of drunkenness?
>>708115644
Yeah ofc i experience diffrent kinds of drunkness but these are not related to the ambient temperature, its more about how much i drink
but yes if i get really cold, like when you jump into a fucking ice lake then i will sober up a bit
Weed on the other hand hits me 20x harder when its hot out alchol not so much
Trying to figure her out.
Girl behaves noticeably different towards me than towards other people.
She seems kinda shy or nervous almost. But she is always "busy" when I try to meet up with her. (but claims that we should hangout, but never gets back to me)
I really don't know what her deal is.
If she saw me as just a friend, she would probably treat me the same as any other friend
If she saw me as more, then I would think that she would wanna do something one on one, and get back to me about meeting up
If she saw me as neither, she wouldn't carry on long conversations with detailed replies. Wouldn't claim that we should hang out, wouldn't have given me her number without hesitation
Shit she does or did towards me:
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>>708111949
how old was she?
>>708096701
It was a feminine penis though, so he is not gay
>>708113572
You're not alone you idiot, most people are here because of pictures and videos you don't get to see anywhere else because this site is for degenerates. The problem is, the little faggots who post all that other shit that's not just WOMEN naked ruin this site for everyone else (homos excluded, you gotta get yours too but it would be nice to separate the two so I don't have to filter you fuckers out....just sayin).
Mostly, it's the pedo, incest, hentai pedo disguising itself as something other than pedo fantasy, furry, and pretty much all other threads that are created with the intention of screwing with the board /b/
This place would be pretty nice, you can say whatever the fuck you want (within reason), post whatever the fuck you want (within reason), and maybe see a set of tits or a vagina belonging to someone you've always been curious and hopeful to see naked in the process.
Other than that though, I'm sort of glad this place is on the chopping block. I've been fucked with too much on here, in deeply personal ways....
>>708109162
How?
>>708116095
Been in your place. I swear to god, take this advice to heart: Don't over-invest. You'll go crazy. I fucked up my first relationship. I don't know your girl, but mine had the issue of not getting enough attention from men. Once I realized that I fell in love and should stop being a moron playing her stupid games I just quit texting her. Barely any contact, only saw her at school. She kept trying to get me to invest attention but I obviously just looked elsewhere.
Either get her drunk and ask her to make out (mine said yes) or just break off contact.
I have a girlfriend who is a model. She is really hot, in incredible shape, laid back and basically does anything I want her to sexually (not anal but everything else.) and I have cheated on her with 2 other girls. One was 16 and I was 26 (legal in my country - not even my closest friends know about this).
Despite how attractive and adventurous she is, I still crave other pussy and to try to stop myself cheating physically I often seek nudes from girls I know.
I have an extensive collection of child porn .. I love nude 12-16 year old girls ... I hope to one day fuck one
>>708097503
kek, same
>>708095402
I once ate a slug. Felt bad about it for a while now.
>>708116944
Kek.. elaborate?
I french kissed an eight year old
>>708116576
In person she deserves not acknowledge me unless I say something to her. This is the case no matter how long I go without speaking to her
>>708117287
there's nothing wrong with thinking about it
you can fap to lolis too
don't hate yourself for what you like, embrace it
>>708116741
dude....
out of interest what do you even like in them?
chubby or undeveloped or what?
>>708117172
I was about 16. I saw a slug on the floor and ate it whole. Really feel bad about it. It was just doing its thing and I thought 'fuck it if birds can do this, so can I'. The texture was so horrific I can't remember the taste. I vomited a fair bit.
>>708116741
illegal but yup a secret none the less
dont associate with him anon,unless ur into that shit. >>708117568
>>708117523
its sick in the head plus it's someone's daughter
>>708117644
no, im not into that, also im a femanon, but straight, and no, no pics, im fat and have tiny tits anyway so yup
>>708117665
every woman is someone's daughter...
I'd never fuck an underage girl not only because it's wrong but if I got caught and went to prison...boy are you in for a surprise.
>>708116305
He said 13
>>708117786
Yes I'm talking about underage girls. When I have a daughter and she's 11 or something and I found out that you fucked her I would decapitate your fucking head.
>>708114126
its knowlege on paper, people treat it as such
>>708095402
I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest.
I once put my dick in my dogs mouth don't know wtf I was doing...
>>708104381
mastermind anon
>>708117988
even if she's ok with being fucked?
>>708118100
She's untouchable. Post anyway before you anhero with gunshot to the back of your head.
>>708118371
Yes.
>>708118100
Lock your doors. Board up your windows.
Hide in the basement and hope the secret service doesn't shoot you.
good luck fag.
also checkem
>>708100611
Good story
>>708118491
what if she was dating a 22 year old guy, and she promised you not to have sex with him, would you be OK with that?
>didnt have sex in 4 years
>make okcupid account
>meet fattie from the website, whatever i need to bust my balls hard
>sexting for 2-3 days
>anon come to my house i will make dinner and we can watch your favorite sports game, i want your cum in me
>wtf.jpg
>so horny that before the date i fapped 3 times in one hour
>end up having zero interst in the girl because i lost my sex drive
>meet her anyways
>she grants me in her home with a fat juicy kiss on the lips
>holy shit wtf (im used to shy cute girls)
>she has massive ass and tits
>she talks to me and i dont listen, my dick is tipping hard and she notices
>sit with her on the couch as she gives me delcious meal, wine and we watch sports toguether
>suddently she start grabbing my dick over my pants
>she slowly stroke it
>wtf im diamond now
>her bed is right in front of couch
>start kissing her neck grabs her beautiful breast
>kiss and start sucking her tits over her shirt
>lets go to bed baby
>didnt even eat fuckall of her meal and only drink one slip of her wine
>get in bed, undress her
cont?
I have diaper fetish
Femanon here
>>708095402
every time my daughter comes to visit, we end up fucking
>pic related
>>708101299
I would like to run into you m8, and do you a fucking favor.
I'm a relatively successful crackhead
>>708118726
Yes, better hurry threads about to prune
>>708118726
fake as fuck, but sure
>>708118491
>>708118665
no answer means yes
cool I'm ok with no-sex-dating your daughter, call me when she's six
>>708119351
Kek
Cam chat blackmail guy here
>>708095402
i sell dirty underwear online
>>708099426
Basement-dwelling vidya fag
>>708118856
Lucky
>>708118061
ok
I kind of want to be a little sissy boy but i'm way too masculine and don't want to go through hormones or anything. I also wish I naturally didn't grow a lot of body hair but unfortunately that's not the case
