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i've got a shit ton of random steam keys im hoarding for no reason. ill give away steam keys if you tell me something interesting.
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something interesting
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i don't have steam but i'll tell you something interesting

at 1600 military time you're going to die
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>>708094961
dead island
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>>708095420

how would that work?
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fuck this assignment.
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>>708094961
A bidet is used for cleaning your asshole. Fun fact btw
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>>708095829

yeah thats disgusting

Tomb Raider I
DAG9Q-Q8DK2-KD6G8
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>>708094961
Fun fact: a steam key is composed by 15 alphanumeric characters, which is the exact same number you get when you count from 1 to 15
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Did you know that Vietnamese have Vietnam flashbacks as well? #UberFacts
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>>708096176
>>708096320

comon man
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>>708095715
All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20. Hitman: Absolution please
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Rolling for door kickers

We know more about space than our ocean. 95% more actually, comparatively. Meaning there is all kinds of crazy undiscovered creatures that live in the depths. Creatures that can survive the intense pressure.
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Something interesting ? Yesterday i roll of by one
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>>708095715
Anon, is Sleeping Dogs the Definitive Edition?
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Did you know crabs can rotate their eyeballs 360 degrees?
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>>708096718
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>>708095715
Also, is it possible to post the rest of the games you have? You're really nice for doing this giveaway
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>>708096666
OP should give you door kickers just for your quads
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OP is gone #FunFact
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>>708096791
really?
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did you know if there is a penis 2 balls come attached with it except for some
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>>708094961
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Blood donors in Sweden are sent a text every time their blood is used to save a life.

[email protected]
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>>708096619

myth busted.

>>708096666

what's ur email?
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>>708094961
>>708095715
anymore other then those 2 pages?
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There are more lifeforms living on your skin than people on earth
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[email protected]>>708097086
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>>708097086
[email protected]
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>>708094961

i made these for ya just now
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>>708097086
[email protected]
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>>708097097
not gonna post all the pages lol

>>708097135
>>708097137

how do you check whose the actual poster again?
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>>708097135
fuck off cunt

[email protected]


i got quads

I have proof>>708097270
>>708097270
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>>708094961
if you ejaculate into a vagina you can impregnate the beholder of the vagina
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>>708097270
you go with the gut
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>>708094961
Rolling for deus ex

There are more lifeforms living in your skin than there are people on the planet

[email protected]
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>>708097270
Not possible, he fucked up by not posting his e-mail.

Another fun fact: toilets in Hong Kong are flushed with seawater, because fresh water is scarce over there.

[email protected]
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>>708097270
there are about 3 more pages left.

I won't know what keys you have that interest me otherwise.
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>>708094961
[email protected]

i dont care if you dont send anything, just thought i'd not let anyone else take credit after typing all that shit out
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>>708097319
Inspect element, don't trust this guy OP.
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>>708097488
Kill yourself
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>>708097319
>[email protected]

sent... password is steam.
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steamcommunity.com/id/vekoz If you remove the empty space between the atoms, the entire world population would fit into an apple
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>>708094961
The platypus's bill is used to sense the tiny electric pulses the prey emits

Hitman: Absolution please
[email protected]
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Tomb Raider II:

QKM2F-FTWNE-6HILW
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>>708097626
Thanks OP, I got it.
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>>708097565
ty OP

But I'm sure if this is virus, can you just send it as text?
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>>708097571
2/3 of the people on earth have never seen snow irl
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>>708097469

lol what do you have to offer?
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>>708094961
[email protected]

Michael O'Leary, CEO of airline Ryanair, has his own taxicab company with just one cab so he can legally use the bus lanes and avoid traffic jams
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>>708097782

it's from a secure email - no virus.

>>708097851

hahhaa i knew that one.

tomb raider III: 63J0M-LMBPL-L34ZE
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>>708097593
Please give me Hitman: Absolution my nigga.

Replacing the artificial colouring in blue M&Ms would require twice the current global supply of the natural alternative.

[email protected]
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>>708094961
Succ
Id/DizzyFoxYT
Dead island or GameMaker
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>>708097428
>>708097403

sleeping dogs:

6IVL6-ARCJ2-PNWCR
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Did you know that Japan attacked USA with air balloon bombs during WW2 (they were called Fu-go), Only one went off from thousands that they sent over the ocean, I would like sleeping dogs, my email [email protected]

You can read more here http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/05/130527-map-video-balloon-bomb-wwii-japanese-air-current-jet-stream/
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>>708097952
Gary Numan is 2 weeks older than Gary Oldman.

Hitman: Absolution

[email protected]
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>>708097948
Thanks OP but you gave me tomb raider.... wanted door kickers :(
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>>708097403
fucking faggot stole my fact you stupid cunt
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>>708098111
Harvard is the oldest institution of higher education in the United States, established in 1636 by vote of the Great and General Court of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.

Hitman: Absolution

[email protected]
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>>708098116

really? the email i sent you contained the steam key for door kickers.
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>>708098287
I just put the code in said tomb raider
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>>708098261

that explains why they are such douchebags.
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>>708098261
There are almost more than one-and-half times more McDonald’s locations than hospitals in the United States: 14,350 versus 10,660.

Hitman: Absolution

[email protected]
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Did you know that on its 4 year old bithday the curiosity rover on mars played the happy birthday song to itself

Plz sleeping dogs or anyother game
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056149622/
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>>708098287
HOLY SHIT NVM IT WAS JUST GLITCHED

OP FUCKING DELIVERED HOLY FUCK

DOOR KICKING CONFIRMED MUCH LOVE OP!!!!!
OP IS NOT A FAG

I REPEAT OP IS NOT A FAG
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>>708098466
The United Nations estimates that there are over three million shipwrecks on the ocean floors. Lost, destroyed, or deliberately sunk, these wrecks are of interest to divers, underwater archaeologists, and treasure hunters alike.

Hitman: Absolution

[email protected]
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>>708098089
>>708097403
I posted a fact with an email and the game I wanted and all I got was a reply with the key of a different game I didn't even get :(
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>>708094961
cashews come from a fruit
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>>708098639
deserverd you fucking cunt
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there are more churches in poland then in usa

[email protected]
send any strategy game you don t want to have
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>>708098466
>[email protected]

alright sent you an email.

lol don't know why you want that game so badly.
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>>708098639
try it again, same thing happened to me

it said tomb raider, but i put the code in again, and when i pressed next it started downloading the right game
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>>708098594
In the area west of Marquette, Michigan. Water Volume: 3,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of 440 trillion cubic feet or 10% of the world's fresh water. Enough to flood North and South America to one foot deep. See story about Lake Superior ice coverage March 2009.

i want to goto bed can i please have Hitman: Absolution

[email protected]
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Did you know that when you have a runny nose, pushing your tongue against the roof of your mouth and pushing the middle of your forehead with your finger for 20 seconds will stop it temporarily.
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>>708098710
but he didn't email me anything
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>>708094961
During hurricane matthew some friends and i were hold up at my place. It really wasnt a bad storm. Mostly mid-grade wind at probably 35 mph. We still lost power for about 18 hours, and it wasnt safe to drive anywhere.

We're all still cave men when you get right down to it, ya know? Without television and ac and lights and music, we start getting bored. We'd been binge drinking for days at this point. We kill a handle between the 3 of us. So, to set the stage its myself, my best friend, and his girlfriend of about a year. The conversation steers toward sex. You can really feel the sexual tension in the room. We end up having stinky dengenerate gang bang and much more gay than I ever imagined sex. God damn it. I havent much spoken to them since. It was a big mistake. Theyll probably get married one day and i know what her asshole tastes like.

My best friend too. Im not privledged with a ton of friends. I dont speak to many people. Hes practically the only friend i got in this world, and our balls touched. Im thinkin about offing myself. Thats pretty much my only out. Cook, Serve, Delicious would help ease my passing.
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>>708098697

it figures; jesus is like a screen door on a submarine
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>>708098792
oh then, if he didn't email, ya got what ya got
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>>708094961
[email protected]

Konrad Kujau wrote 25 "Adolf Hitler secret diaries" between 1981 and 1983. They were purchased in 1983 for 9.3 million Deutsche Marks ($3.7 million) by the West German news magazine Stern. They only discovered the fraud later when they realized Konrad badly signed them F.H. instead of A.H. (top kek)
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>>708098856
he posted the same fact i posted, look up i posted the same.
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Op here grabbing a smoko.

i'll be back in about 15min

>>708098792

it wasn't that interesting just gave that away as a FFA.
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>>708094961
>Sacred 3 Gold

Why don't you just jump of a cliff right in this instant for supporting that crap?
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>>708098700
it asks for a password
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>>708099053
pass is prolly steam, like mine
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>>708098894
Ok then here's [email protected] trying again for deus ex:

Caterpilars completely liquify as they transform into moths
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Did you know that the most expensive coffee in the world Kopi Luwak comes from the feces of the Asian Palm Civet after being fed coffee cherries?

I would like Dead Island Riptide if you have it, thanks op.

[email protected]
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>>708094961
Sleeping dogs, can you email the key to [email protected]
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>>708099109
thanks, op actually delivered
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>>708099274
already taken bruh >>708098089
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OP is being my nigga tonight, much love to you, best wishes 5ever
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>>708094961
Whoops I forgot the interesting fact. you can lick another person's elbow without them noticing it as long as they are not aware of your or don't know that you are going to lick their elbow (you have to be out of their field of sight). Sleeping dogs, can you email the key to [email protected] ?
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Anyone who played a leaked version of Halo 3 was banned from Xbox Live until the year 9999.

Overwatch if you have it, if not anything pls
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>>708098793
Hahahahahahaha alright u deserve something. I'll post up some screenshots when I get back.
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>>708094961
[email protected]

If you collect as many smoke detectors as you can, you can gather a large enough radioactive sample to create a crude reactor. This is actually quite safe if done properly as the range of the alpha particles isnt much, 3 inches at best? Someone actually did this but fell short of powering their home because the FBI got onto it. Ive been hoarding smoke detectors for a decade and am close to contuing the work this guy did. Im not paying for power ever again.

OP ill take any new big hits
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>>708099689
Overwatch isn't on steam man LOL
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EMail: [email protected]

Fact: The "fact" that you eat 8 spiders a year in your sleep, was actually made up to show how fast false information can spread around the internet

Game: Cities Skylines if you have it, if not, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, and again, if not, anything.
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public restrooms in Switzerland are lit with blue lights so junkies will have troubles finding their veins.

[email protected]
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>>708099999
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the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper

[email protected]

gamemaker studio pro if still have it,
else just put something up ffa
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post some ffa keys
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>>708100038
That happens in a lot of different bathrooms around the world, you stupid European.
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OP back.
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>>708100038
>>708100105
>>708099889
>>708099689

FEAR:
DIXX5-GQ4H4-FY6V2
Fuck I hate captcha
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>>708100524
god damn it
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>>708100524
but thanks anyways
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>>708100524
Damn, we have some fast copy-pasters here.
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rolling for anything really
strawberries aren't real berries
[email protected]
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>>708100524
thx op
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[email protected]
to be precise: strawberries are nuts
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There are points in the pacific ocean where, if you dug a hole to the opposite point on earth you would still be in the pacific ocean.
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>>708100680
fear's a good game
glhf
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If you would see evolution as a clock, the human would be at 23:59 or 11:59pm
[email protected]
crusader Kings 2
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[email protected]

You are more likely to have nightmares in a cold room and women have more nightmares than men. How's that for equality.

Cities skylines or Roller coaster tycoon 3 please. I'll take anything though.
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Las Vegas has irrigation tunnels, because the heat cooks the dirt into clay. Whenever we have rain, it instantly turns into flash floods, because the water can't go into the soil, so it just washes back and forth, flooding shit.

Anyway, on to the interesting bit: the tunnels are big enough to live in. There are people down there, in the tunnels, under thew city. No shit.

Don't believe me? Google Las Vegas Tunnel People. Locals call them the Rat men. Entire families down there, man. Stolen electricity, and salvaged college dorm furniture.

Steam Account: buttery_wholesomeness
or, mail whatever key you feel to [email protected]
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>>708094961
br3ak.biz @ gmail.com
rolling for anything.
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>>708099255
>>708100401
OP do you have Dead Island Riptide?
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrZoombe/
You are born with 300 bones, but by the time you are an adult you only have 206
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>>708101006
The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body
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>>708101006
Knew this but i have 207 when i will get a steam key.
[email protected]
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>>708101110
Bob Marley’s last words to his son before he died were “Money can’t buy life.”
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>>708101110
Its not. the chewing muscle e.g. is stronger
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>>708101006
Cows kill more people than sharks do
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i think op is gone, if not, post some ffa maybe
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>>708101117
lol don't know why I laughed at that
>>708101168

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
92TJZ-DA8LE-B2CCM

>>708098916

sounds like you want Sacred 3 Gold.

Sacred 3 Gold
W06X8-9N6QL-8A8KH
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>>708101006
There is a snake, called the boomslang, whose venom causes you to bleed out from every orifice on your body. You may even turn blue from internal bleeding, and it can take up to 5 days to die from the bleeding.
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In marijuanas natural state, the chemical is THA. It only becomes THC once it is dried and cured. That's why if your friend tears apart your plant and smokes the leaves, he's a fucking idiot and won't get high.
Rolling for anything - [email protected]
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>>708101300

im doing other shit at the same time
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>>708101310
thanks for FEAR :)
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>>708101310
somebody steal it ;/
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>>708094961
Jack savage was gonna be the protagomist of the first version of Zootopia, wich was called "Savage Seas", the movie was gonna take place in a large cruise in the sea, then the creators realized the city at the beginning of the movie was much more interesting than the sea, so they changed it to protozootopia, in which there were tame collars to tame the predators, in this version Nick Wilde was the protagonist and Judy Hopps was a toughtened cop who arrested him, but due to a confusion she got herself handcuffed with him, thus starting the story of the movie, but the creators though that movie was depressing beyond saving, so they changed it in favor of the movie we have today
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>>708101006
If you started with $0.01 and doubled your money every day, it would take 27 days to become a millionaire
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>>708101006
A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you’ll feel thirsty.
If it’s reduced by 10%, you’ll die.
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London has so many trees that it can be officially classified as a forest.
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>>708100889
Retrying because I'm a poorfag.

Ants can survive falling from skyscrapers.
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>>708101422
>>708102026
>>708101351

F.E.A.R. 3
ARITF-06K6W-MY4F5
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>>708102150
You really want to get rid of FEAR, don't you.
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>>708100102
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.

The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
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>>708102249
Also, thanks for FEAR.
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ATM’s were originally thought to be failures, because the only users were prostitutes and gamblers who didn’t want to deal with tellers face to face.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrZoombe/
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>>708102026
Still desperate, sorry OP for being a fag.
No one knows who invented the fire hydrant, because it's patent was destroyed in a fire.
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some FFA keys maybe? (っ‿)っ
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>>708102249

yep i can't play horrors

>>708102332

what do you want lol
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>>708102833
add me on steam OP
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in india lives the largest number of vegetarians due to the hinduism and the laws of karma

[email protected]
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>>708102833
Understandable, add me OP: robotninja27/theroboticsunglasses
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>>708102332
>>708102833
just add me on steam OP , don't want to losse cd-key here
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>>708103037
Germany's capital city has changed 7 times
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the Algerian national anthem was originally written on a prison wall in blood.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198146407188/
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>>708103037
Pretty much all of the german population in the third reich and also the soldiers didnt know what was going on in the concentration camps
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>>708103037
The german national anthem was written before a united germany even existed
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>>708102927
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrZoombe/

added you

Virus Named Tom:


JDXV8-BXIK5-MXV04
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When Germany first unified, it went from being a collection of squabbling pseudo-nations to being the largest, most effective military force the modern world had ever seen in just over thirty years.

Steam Account: buttery_wholesomeness
or, mail whatever key you feel to [email protected]
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>>708103612
still nothing man
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FFA?
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>>708103815
[email protected]
enjoy
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i need a Risen 2 key my email [email protected]
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There are strips of land in the North of France where people are not allowed to go, most notably in the area around Verdun. There are still artillery shells being unearthed from the meat grinder that was WWI, including shells containing mustard gas. Some of the shells are live, and people are killed every year by the shells detonating while being dug up.

Steam Account: buttery_wholesomeness
or, mail whatever key you feel to [email protected]
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Here is my final try for Cities Skylines or RCT3.

When english settlers first went to Australia, they noticed a strange animal hopping around the place, they tried to ask the aboriginal people about this animal and they responded with "Kan Ghu Ru", which the English turned into Kangaroo, what they were actually saying was "We don't understand you".
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>>708094961

Risen 2 / [email protected]
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op gone?
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>>708103986

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Can i get a password?
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>>708104345
steam
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cmon one more ffa
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thanks OP
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is op kill?
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Pumpkin smell is known to be male aphrodisiac
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198010905681/

any strategy game
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Muh hero! Thank you!!!
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>>708104552

Star Wars™ Starfighter™
VXV9Z-R76CY-36JRC

Alright it's been fun guys. Hope some of you got something out of it.

Op out.
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Today, OP was not a fag. Piece out OP.
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>>708094961
the average whales penis size is 5 meters.

steamcommunity.com/id/cvhmine
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>>708095715
>>708100401

can i ask for deux ex human revolution or star was the force unleashed 2

http://steamcommunity.com/id/tatsujo/
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>>708104692
>>708104794
fuuuck too late T-T

thx anyways
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If Pinokio says “My Noes Will Grow Now”, it would cause a paradox

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023044508/
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>>708105028
Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
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>>708105028
OP pls i have no games to play
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The murder capital of the world is Caracas, Venezuela with approximately 112 murders per 100,000 citizens
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049232527
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>>708105028
In Poole, ‘Pound World’ went out of business because of a store across the road called ’99p Stores’, which was selling the same products but for just 1 pence cheaper!
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human saliva contains a painkiller called opiorphin which is 6x more powerful than morphine

[email protected]
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>>708104692
plzzz op can i beg for deuz ex or its too late?

only i'll like kane &lynch collection plz

sorry for troubles

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ogoooodness/
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>>708105865
>also* i like kane &lynch collection plz

check'em
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>>708105028
Lastweek my girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy! She wore a very tight miniskirt and was bra-less on that day. She told me that her sister had to rush somewhere and had instructed her to tell me that she will make up for the meeting later that evening. We are to get married in a few weeks time. After a little chit chat, she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come over and get me.” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I opened the door and Lo! behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in the car!

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023044508/

hope OP will read this
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I've got one for you op. Did you know that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep
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