if you get dubs you must fry an egg. >Rolling now
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if you get dubs you must fry an egg.
>Rolling now
Get to cooking nigger
It's like watching someone shoot themself in the foot.
>Rolling
>>708093166
Delivar you son of a bitch
Roll
>>708093166
I've already fried two eggs just an hour ago you cunt!
I know how to fry eggs, roll.
Roll. Its 2am and i want some fucking eggs
fuck it why not
>>708093166
faggot yolk
Rolling even I have no eggs
No eggs but I'll microwave my breakfast from yesterday.
Dubs. They were Bacon potatoes.
Wheres Egg Boy when ya need him
>>708093551
one more time you fucks
>>708093611
You are now egg boy
>>708093166
fuck, alright dude chill.
>>708093166
Never gonna get dubs
Eggselent thread
>>708093611
Shit i have no eggs and im a lazy sack of shit.
So have this oddly sensual egg gif instead
>>708093166
I don't even have a kitchen but I will find a way
Rolling. Not going to actually do it though.
>>708093166
Can I soft boil one?
>>708093166
Fgt
>>708093166
Brekfest?
>>708093822
You little shit wasting those egg dubs
>>708093166
roll
>>708093855
Fgt[Fgt]
Rolling for egg
Let's do it.
Already had an egg for breakfast, aint going to fry another one
>>708093166
hungry, dups pls
>>708093166
One could almost say this is an eggroll
Foo yung mufugga
>>708093166
I should eat anyway.
>>708094110
OP not a faggot!
>>708094088
I don't see any eggs
good thing i can't get dubs
>>708093822
>Getting dubs
>Not obeying
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your soul for all eternity.
>>708093166
roll
i don't like egg
>>708093822
This is faggotry in its most purest form.
Still full of last nights curry.
I'm in bed right now. Thankfully, I never get dubs
>>708095977
Rekt
>>708095977
the yolk beckons my son
>>708096633
You also.
>>708095977
Fuuuuuuuuck. Glad I bought eggs this week
>>708093166
FRYY
>>708093166
I want egg
>>708096633
Out of eggs. Will make some tomorrow. Please dont hurt.
>>708093166
yespls
Fine, I think I could live with that even though it is murder
>>708093166
Kinda hungry
,l.
what do i eat with it?
>>708093166
ROLL
Rolling
>can I have bacon as well?
>>708098199
winrar
Get
>>708098230
Re-roll cause this is gonna be my dinner
>>708093166
rolling. dubs says poached, trips says omelette.
>>708098312
Meh, last try
>no dubs means no dinner
I hate frying eggs
>>708098312
Ill feed you with these dubs anon
>>708093166
wanted to do it anyways.
Rawlings
>>708098312
eat my dubs
roll
>>708098300
Noice.
>>708093166
rolling
>>708098465
>>708098531
You both failed me :'(
Rolling, I always get singles
>>708098718
Im sorry, guess you're not eating tonight
>>708098718
This is my last attempt at getting you one single egg dub.
>>708098944
Congratulations, You won.
>>708098944
THANK YOU!
>I'm gonna fry the shit out of this egg
![983eb950d5c88e270ecf822e82c37610[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/69BQzAh.png "983eb950d5c88e270ecf822e82c37610[1].png")
>>708098199
>>708098296
![c5e5cc6975ebd28d110eae2cfe2d3815[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rZOMRlZ.png "c5e5cc6975ebd28d110eae2cfe2d3815[1].png")
>>708099293
![d75cd5b1e2a69cde4d77f9b01eefd3e4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VzHbzfo.png "d75cd5b1e2a69cde4d77f9b01eefd3e4[1].png")
>>708099314
>>708093166
oh okay
>>708099268
bon apetit
>>708099418
Delivering
K
>>708093166
Rollaids.
roll
>>708093166
But I have no eggs
>>708098300
>>708100772
Let's go
>>708098766
Delivering bacon and eggs
sure im hungry
>>708101222
Update
roll
>>708093166
You don't fry me what to fuck
Roll
>>708093166
Roll
>>708103700
Shit and I don't like eggs
>>708103700
Get cooking faggot
Rolling for delicious eggs
We need the eggs
i hate people with Cervicogenic Headaches
rolo
>>708093166
Roll
I already ate though
rollerinio for eggerinio
>>708093166
Ok I'll try
>>708093166
rolll
dubs im hungry
I really want to fry an egg.
Also where is eggboy? WE NEED MORE EGGS
>>708093332
Checked
cmon dubs pls
Egg roll
Roll
>>708093166
roll
Egg roll
witness
Fuck you I'm gonna fry 2 eggs this evening anyways.
Roll
God damnit, I don't want to have to wash a pan, AND I ate eggs earlier today...
i aint frying shit
ROLL
I am oKay with this.
K
I want some eggs.
Ngl I'm pretty hungry anyway
Roll
I really don't want to
Roll
roll!
Roll
roll
>>708111922
too bad
i was actually planning on doing this later anyway
>>708093166
rollerino
>>708113477
Get cooking then faggot
>>708113477
I hate eggs.
>>708093166
FUCK YOU I WONT COOK WHAT YOU TELL ME!
>>708114152
You will eat it. And you will like it.
>>708093166
Can i poach them instead?
Rollin rollin
Rolling
roll
>>708115196
reroll
>>708093166
roll
>>708115224
forget it imma fry an egg anyone
rollling
Plz, I'm hungry but lazy
I already had waffles.
>>708093166
Now this i'm down for
Rolling
>>708114152
I hate you
Rolling I can get behind this
Frying an egg.
give dubs
>>708118345
o-one more
>>708117844
Egg boyyyyy
