What is the most worst, most depraved thing you've ever done /b/?
>Executed a jihadi that surrendered
Broke up with a girl when she called me sobbing to tell me her dad had a heart attack. He died a few days later.
>>708056805
I laughed at a dying child without knowing he was dying. My best friend and i 13 years old went to call his little brother in for lunch. Litter brothers friend red faced curled into a ball in the middle of the road crying. We asked what happened, they were tossing swings at each other trying to hit each other. Lil bro hit his best friend in the neck, we proceeded to let the kid know he deserved it, that he was a dumb piece of shit ect ect. He died hearing our taunts.
>>708057859
Shit anon...that's dark.
>>708057859
fuck man...
>>708056805
Jerked off to the thought of fucking my mom
>What is the most worst, most depraved thing you've ever done /b/?
I slit your mom's throat as I fucked her up the ass.
An act of LOVE, boy....
>>708056805
Explain?
>>708057859
Damn..... that's fucked
got someone else's mail, there was a check for $2,000 and i ripped it up
>>708056805
That's a good thing fuck em
One time, omg guys this really bad so be prepared to be shocked. Alright. Well when I was 7 years old I stole a cookie out of the cookie jar.
>>708057859
You were that slow in head at 13?
friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. then after high school slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.
i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.
>>708058441
>>708058656
I was a Marine in 2004. My friend had been killed during the second battle of Fallujah while I was still in PT back in the states.
I did it during one of those hectic things where you're clearing a house with multiple insurgents in it, we had done it a few times before and it got pretty routine. I was checking the closets of a few bedrooms and found him hiding in the closet with an untouched AK. He was wearing body armor and had his hands raised. I wasn't really expecting to find anyone hiding in the closets, so I didn't have my m870 ready. We looked at each other for maybe 4-5 seconds before I unholstered my 92fs and shot him right under his left eye. He kind of just sat there for a moment like he hadn't been shot with blood pouring out the entry wound. After a few seconds he slumped over.
>>708059839
you still fuck him ever?
>>708059839
burn, you wench.
>>708059839
You should die.
>>708059996
Good man
>>708059996
>>708059839
>>708059839
This is why I prefer 2D
>>708057859
Meh. When you die it's nothingness anyway, so it's not like the kid can look back on it and be like "damn, the last thing I heard were taunts." You're only torturing yourself being upset about it.
>>708059839
If real then fuck you
>>708059839
You really deserve to die. You ruined his life by tricking him into living with a whore and raising a bastard. You ruined the kids life by not allowing him to know his real father, and you are denying the father the right of knowing his child. You should seriously consider suicide you worthless skank.
I threw a pizza on someone's roof
>>708060656
lol - keep telling yourself it's not because you can't get laid.
>>708057859
As a kid I would've done the same shit.
>>708060966
checkd but took the bait
>>708061004
Walter plz
>>708061004
You fucking animal. How do you sleep at night??
>>708056805
That's not depraved. A jihadi deserves anything that comes to it.
>>708061004
lol
>>708060966
None of their lives are ruined if the lie continues. The guy probably loves the kid and vice versa, and the "real" dad doesn't even know he has a kid out there. Everyone is good.
>>708056805
Used a roomates hairbrush to break up shit in the toilet so it would flush. Also used a candlestick in someones house to masturbate.
>>708059839
Wow. You're such a shitty person anon, like wtf. I hope he finds out and divorces you, then kicks you out of the house for cucking him and being a whore.
>>708059996
Boot
>>708061004
Still have the pic too
>>708059839
trigger warnings pls
>>708061051
I got laid at the bright young age of 12.
It was at a resort in Sydney.
>>708061453
I think I'm gonna throw up.
>>708061453
Me too
Posted my noods on this website
>>708061542
how old was he/she
>>708056805
I stuck my penis in a kitten for sex. It wouldn't stop squirming and making high pitched noises so I chocked it to death.
>>708061604
Post them again?
>>708061610
She was 14.
>>708061719
Score!
>>708059996
Timestamp, DD-214 or gtfo.
>>708061616
I used to choke my friends cat because it was annoying. Id take it to the bathroom and put it under the rug and step on it. I shoved it in her drawer over night one time and convinced her it got in somehow
>>708056805
Why would that even be bad? Sand nigger deserved it
>>708061665
Meh. I was horny. Not feelin depraved today
>>708058582
One time something came in the mail.
DEEZ NUTS
>>708061719
Pics?
>>708059839
let's hook up
>>708056805
I lost my virginity to a prostitute
and I pretty much revealed all my psychological problems and my life situation on this site
I used to bang fat chicks in Minnesota while I was staying with family and never talk to them afterwards.
I texted a girl saying i was a guy i knew she liked. I convinced her i got her number from her friemd and set up a date with her and everything. Dunno why i didnt dislike her or anything i just thought itd be funny
>>708061795
I all the papers packed away in boxes. Too lazy to get them out right now.
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>708062296
Absolutely disgusting
>>708062095
Typical btard then. You're among friends here fag.
>>708062095
Gotta get it out somewhere.
>>708062245
Time for bed little one, adults are talking.
I take people's weed and resell it instead of arresting them, made $400 so far this month.
>>708056805
One time
I zozzled
>>708059996
Your friend died in 2nd Battle of Fallujah. He was probably a shitbird PFC that deserved to die
>>708056805
Alright OP, I'll say the worst thing I've ever done.
>Be me
>Forced to attend a college presentation on feminism
>Hail Milo
>I act like I'm listening but instead just imagining how I'd debunk all this in my head
>Realize the two presenting are still in hs
>Heh heh
>I start to record
(don't ask for recording, I deleted it before i could upload to download shit)
I digress
>They slip up a total of 30 times through the presentation
>This is in an auditorium with maybe about 180 people
>The idiots put their email addresses at the end of the presentation
>I get on /b/
>post both email addresses
>See on news next week
>"Young girl commits suicide after online harassment. Sources say that it was right after she gave a political presentation at a college"
I don't count it as bad, but I think I was a hero.
>>708062444
Fuck off fag i posted 3 other confessions on here. Just trying to think of them all
>>708062447
>>708062296
>>708061453
>>708061597
Monsters
>>708062412
>>708062401
yea well the thing is, i got laid by normal girl a year later, so yea...
Hit a guy with a train, hit another guy 8 days later.
>>708062541
I don't even know you but if that's true I consider you a friend
>>708060919
Not religious or anything but there is no evidence either way. Blindly believing that there is nothing after death is as stupid as believing that you go to a magical place in the sky for being good.
>>708059839
fake af and look at all the replies -- well trolled bro
>>708061811
I used to put my ex's cat in the dryer.
>>708062580
Sad little bitch is still sad little bitch, night night anon
>>708062822
And turn it on?
>>708062095
> nothing unusual here. move along.
>>708059839
Someone try to fuck this bitches life up... Fucking where you live anon?
>>708062971
No just let him sit in the dryer while it was off you fucking retard
>>708056805
Fucked my 11yo neighbor. Several times. She lived with older sister who fucked anything that moved and didn't bother to hide it. Little sis was horny as fuck, loved every minute of it, and to this day is the best fuck I've ever had.
Statute of limitations has long since run, BTW ...
>>708056805
Robbed badly a friend in order to help my best friend economic situation (we did as a team, actually)
I...I...oh God, it's hard for me to say, but I'll try.
One day I was with this gril. She was a real gril. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I WAS WITH A REAL GIRL. Her tender eyes...they looked into mine...but...I guess something happened. We did the unspeakable. We sodomized by...by...
BY HOLDING HANDS. SHE DIDN'T CONSENT, FORGIVE ME, VISHNU
>>708063175
Did it died
>>708056805
shot people in gang violence and for drugs
not in gangs anymore pretty normal life almost done with college so no harm no foul eh?
>>708062541
You are a hero among us anon.
>>708061224
>everyone is good
Not her.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you are reading this,
You remember The Game don't you?
>>708058582
that's intense dude, the sender would have had to resend the check and everything, damn
>>708062541
Where they feminist? If yes, then that feel that bad man.
>>708063209
>Fucked my 11yo neighbor
>was horny as fuck, loved every minute of it
The delusions you kiddie fiddlers have...
>>708061004
Heisenberg u bastard
>>708061894
>>708063602
I said it was the worst thing I've done. I don't regret it, however. I lack empathy. I'm diagnosed as a sociopath, but I don't think I am. Rather, I just think society itself is stupid for accepting things. Feminism is a good example, as I see it as bullshit when it's accepted in society. I also see empathy as an obstacle anyone should try to overcome
>>708063636
If you dont thnik 11 ye olds are horny youre wrong. I taught my friend to masturbate in 7th grade with small things like tampons and markers
>>708063636
'sokay. Believe what you want.
My mom was crazy,some metal illlness and she asked me if she was a bad mother...i guess she felt guilty or something ,that day i was angry to her because i have to take care of her and i couldnt go out with my friends so i told her she was the worst mother and i left the house ,leaving her alone.
When i went back home, my dad asked me if i saw mom ,she was missing, i didnt care and went to sleep.
Wake up at night and hear the door opening (obviously was mom) , i acted like i was sleeping and ignore her .
Next day went to school and when i wss going back to my house i see a police car and two officers talking to my dad... mom killed herself.
I feel responsible of her death and alsothe last thing i said to her was bad... is the worst shit i ever did ,i was 16 when this happened
Worst I've done? Found a video of girl hanging herself... and fapped. Not lying, not being an edge lord.
>>708063310
No but it scared the shit out of him and busted one of his teeth. Like traumatizing scared
>>708062217
Nice..pics ?
>>708062541
>>708062748
kek faggot
>>708063536
What game?
I fingered my mom
>>708062296
>I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Ditto, but told her the kid couldn't be mine, but was never a hundred percent sure.
>>708063826
I think empathy is a good thing, don't think society could function without. But yes, I agree feminism is bullshit and should be called out whenever it can.
Found out my 12 year old cousin is a really good kisser...
>>708064388
Newfag detected, look up "the game"
>>708063209
>11
>Somehow has a sex drive
>>708056805
>Executed a jihadi that surrendered
why or how is this depraved?, if u're a white that's ur dutty
>>708064579
Way to take the bait fag
>>708064535
did>>708064579
u do sexuals with her anon?
>>708064681
No.
>>708064752
do u mean yes?
>>708064624
Denial changes nothing.
>>708062541
>things that never happened
>>708064810
Nice try, FBI
>>708062447
Just do both
>>708064925
f u CIA
>>708064925
I am not, you buttlicker
>>708064624
25% of girls start developing breasts around 7.
>>708064966
If you arrest them for it you have to log the evidence in
>>708064799
>>708064858
I meant it as to question the """""confession"""""" on how the fuck an 11yr old has a sex drive.
>>708065005
Get the fuck back in the party van, and take a hike.
>>708059839
kill yourself
>>708056805
Lurked.
>>708061453
>>708061004
fucking glorious
>>708065054
But does that mean that they get a sex drive of a 14yr old? No.
>>708065228
Shut up you stupid poop sniffer
I bet my dad could beat up your dad
>>708057859
what does toss a swing mean
also the kid is dead, he doesn't remember much
>>708062217
i see im not the only one who did this
>>708065441
Does he also work for Nintendo?
>>708065209
Still missing your point.
OP asked for the "worst, most depraved thing" we've ever done. According to society's rules, that's it.
>>708062541
My herro, sign my mousepad anon
>>708065587
Throw a swing, like the ones at the playground
>>708065587
"Tossing a swing" is new slang for doing heroin
>>708065440
Get a girl drunk and ask her when she first masturbated. it's usually around 10-11
Girls development is heavily based on not only age but nutrition and BMI
>>708065621
Yeah, and he told me when the NX is going to be released, and you're mean, so I'm not gonna tell you
Plus I'll get a free one and you won't, so ha ha
My dad is reggie
>>708059996
Good....good for you anon. Errah
>>708065911
I don't know why, but I love reading about people's first masturbation experiences
>>708065663
The guy said "lil sis was horny as fuck" when she is only 11. Most women(most likely including her) get a sex drive when they are 14-16, the peak of puberty.
>>708065911
Refer to:>>708066187
I befriended a homeless runaway girl, let her move in with me, cleaned her up and acted like I loved her, just because I was lonely and wanted someone sexually submissive who I could control. Then one day, I found out she broke my favorite glass, so I flipped out on her, said all this awful shit about her being totally worthless and a fucking waste, and kicked her out. The left bawling, apologizing and feeling totally shitty. I was so pissed though about that glass, so I took her bag with basically all her worldly possessions like her ID, old family photos and letters, clothes, childhood stuffed animal, and I threw all of it away. When she tried to come back, I ignored her and told her to fuck off. When she said she wanted her stuff I told her it was in the trash, and that she belonged with it. She tried to find her stuff but it was gone. She broke down crying, then left and never came back.
Crazy thing is, a few days later I found the glass I thought she broke in the back of the cabinet, so everything was all good after all. I felt a little guilty, but not really. Oh well, shit happens.
>>708059839
Saved to copypasta file for later triggering, probably on /pol/
>>708059839
>all these butthurt betas
top kek
>>708066380
>>708066187
>>708066370
whatever helps you sleep at night man
>>708066804
>>708066380
are you this guy
please be this guy i have so many questions
>>708066187
"Most women" is a generality, of which you clearly have no personal knowledge. As for her in particular, you are most assuredly wrong.
>>708063898
you fucked up man. did you ever tell your dad?
>>708066380
Man, bitch still deserved it if she had fagshit like family photos. Seriously, why not pack some dildos if you're gonna be homeless instead of some shitty photos?
>>708063300
You tainted her, now she's going to hell and it's your fault.
>>708066904
kek i hope he is
>>708066813
K
>>708056805
>raped colonial girl after saving her from Muslim Africans
>miss killing Africans
>>708063536
I fucking hate you.
>>708067010
Don't remind me! I yearn for Shiva's judgement!
>>708066380
And you wonder why youre lonely
Actually kill yourself you worthless bottom feeding fucking scum
>>708062532
Whatever Achmed
>>708062748
Except that there is evidence for it. Your body's functions cease, so does the brain.
>>708066904
Sure, shoot
>>708059839
nice bait
>>708064193
Who is her?
>>708063300
consider this absolute madman's repeating digits checked
>>708062748
When you blow out a candle, does the flame go someplace special, or does it just cease to exist? That's the same with you when you die. You're just gone forever.
>>708067346
I think he means there isn't proof whether or not we have a transcendent soul. Personally, I'm a Christian, but I gotta say that there's not much proof besides faith and historical records. Let's not get into a religious debate though anon
>>708067640
Read the shirt you nub
>>708056805
>>Executed a jihadi that surrendered
it's OK to execute some one that falsely surrenders
>>708067642
Actually energy changes. So if we have a soul maybe it changes too. Fuck fag, dont be afraid to think
>>708065587
tossing a swing is when you are swinging semi-erect dicks at each other; it's kinda like the new thumb war.
>>708061366
In case of divorce for rape by deception of the man (what she did), she gets alimony + child support + the house. Google "no fault divorce"
>>708066380
This is just awful. What the fuck?
You're an awful person anon.
>>708068207
Yep, best thing he can do is ride it through.
>>708056805
I shot an afghan i thought could be a suicide bomber. It was just some dumb kid that didn't stop moving towards us.
>>708067346
This
>>708068595
Posted earlier but in Africa they train kid soldiers. Shot a few and hate when nigger kids look at me, one day may snap.
>>708068207
What? I dont think you know what no fault divorce is. She did somehin clearly wrong she wouldnt get alimony payments or child suppirt unless of course the court system were to be fucked uo beyoned belief.
>>708062541
post a link to news article or fuck off
>>708069183
Fuck off millenial
>>708068934
Doo it faggot. One of those din du nuffin schools/colleges. You never know you might be killin the next nigga president a bit like the terminator plot.
>>708068998
"No fault" = fault doesn't matter in calculating who gets what
Molested a girl at a party. She was drugged to shit and sleeping in a room and i pulled down her panties and fingered her and video'd it and took pictures of her tits. I was drunk too but I know it was fucked and regret it to this day.
>>708059996
cool story fucking boot, way to make sure you got all the weapon names right
>>708056805
Bought a .380 instead of a .45 acp.
>>708069301
I'm 44 you twat
>>708067881
No shit, it's fucking Chell.
I'm asking who the girl is, not the character.
>>708059839
You're in the wrong board, worthless whore.
/r9k/ is that way.
Of course, it is your faggot cuck's fault. All women are lying deceitful cunts: he should have known better than to trust a woman.
>>708062532
LMAO that's cold baby gurl
>>708068998
> The National Organization for Women opposed the introduction of no-fault divorce in New York State because it would allow a party who actually is at fault to obtain a divorce in which "alimony, maintenance [and] property division" would be determined without the judge considering "the facts, behavior and circumstances that led to the break-up of the marriage".[13]
>>708061224
>Its okay to live a lie as long as no one ever finds out.
What sort of post modern psychological bullshit is this?
>>708059839
burn in hell like the disgusting wretched whore that you are
>>708062541
You did good, Anon.
>>708068998
You are fucking delusional. Try being a man or woman and going through a divorce. Who ever has money or provides will lose and lose badly. It's It's a 400b industry
>>708068934
Yeah at the time I wasn't thinking of age. An IED on a timer went off before our RCP convoy made it to the market, we quarantined the area for post blast and we think one of his family members was injured in the blast. He kept moving towards us trying to get to our ccp. Still haunts me.
>>708070536
You keep researching and adding just enough detail to sound legit. "He kept moving towards us trying to get to our ccp"? Nobody's buying this.
>>708070536
Kill more niggas
Make America Great Again
>>708071049
Yeah he shud have put he was after his 32gb of CP lololol. Then we would believe.
worst thing ive ever done?
one time i stole a neighbors thong off of the porch railing. they had been tie dying random shit all day and left it all out at night to dry. i sneaked out and stole it and jacked off with it all night rinsed it off and replaced it in the wee hours of the morning
a doorbell prank
>>708064077
youre fucked up man. fuck you
Ok here goes one, I actually wrote all this in a short story but never told anybody about it...
Im quite the awful person really, not evil but I know I am far from being normal or good. I think it all started when I was 5. I had a younger cousin, she was 4 and we were playing in a park. Now you have to consider how sometimes 3rd world countries are... This guy approached us, with sweet words and he was about 17, he looked alright I think and he started playing with us. The park used to have many trees, so few people could see anything. The guy was quite suspicious I realized this after many years after. He then told me with his wide eyes open. -You or her?
I was paralyzed and said almost instantly "her"
after 5 minutes of playing hide and seek in the trees. He was seeking, he found my cousin and took her against her will. I saw him running with her screaming I chased after him but didnt see anything after I reached the street. Most likely the criminals had a car already waiting. I came back home alone, told my mom someone took her away and she called the police, my aunt and uncle searched for her for years. She was gone, I always thought to myself, what if I said "me" instead of her. She had this beautiful green eyes and funny voice, I always remember her as how my innocence ended and the start of many other things that happened from then on
>>708071652
You Goddamn Monster.
>>708071773
Nice story but total bullshit
>>708071765
My ex never found out so no harm really
>>708056805
I filleted the skin off and poured salt on the cuts of a nigger who raped me when I was 16
Niggers all deserve slow horrible deaths
>>708059996
Don't sweat it. Hajis like to pretend to surrender.
>>708071773
Since then I think something broke... I started to sleep less and I cant recall having dreams in my whole life. Maybe I have them but I forget them as soon as I wake up, at least that is the answer one of many psychologists told me. Then at age 7 as I walked towards a small store to buy sweets from my house, there was always this dog barking at me. I remembered my grandad saying he will put shards of glass in some meat to kill the thing since the dog was so annoying.
I bought a coke, broke the glass, put some shards into a big bread and gave it to the animal. I think the dog died a day after from an internal injury. Well this is something stupid but I think is something! I remember seeing the kids of that house crying for days for their lost pet, well I would cry too, it was a husky
>>708059996
God bless your boyfriend that died in Afghanistan. Im sure he was a true hero
>>708059839
and this is why women shouldn't have rights
Sucked a black cock and swallowed his jizz. I enjoyed it but it made me feel dirty for weeks.
>>708072674
at age 11 I was playing with some kids at school, throwing at each other paper balls. Then one of the kids started throwing small rocks so I flipped. I had this plastic recipient from my lunch box where my mom will put juice, it had a rope attached to it. So full of liquid I threw that thing to his head holding the rope on one end. The first time the bottle hit the kids head it broke the bone, then a second and third time came after and he now has permanent effects I wont go into details as this makes me angry with myself anytime I remember it.
>>708072674
You're so full of shit faggot
>>708061542
Sydney sounds like a guy
>>708059996
nice power fantasy anon.
>>708073209
Since then there were small things happening, I crushed a hamster with my hands at age 14. I drove over a dog on purpose on a road back home. I will get naked photos form girls at different schools and sell them for money. I got a gf pregnant at age 17 and pretty much forced her to abort, until now she has some emotional issues.
haha this one is funny, I got this geek french gf back in my Univeristy days in canada. I told her I loved her blah blah blah, and then I left to the US to waste my college money in alcohol and some stupid white chick that wanted some sex. I kept on telling her I loved her and that I will come back for her. That the next month I will go back to her... It lasted for a fucking year hahahaha I dont know how she really believed all that I said. She was an exchange student, went back to france and came back to Vancouver for me and I was never there. I was fucking another chick while she was texting me that she wanted to see me.
Well the most fucked up thing im going to do monday is feed some bitch a sandwhich that has nutella in it, but mixed in the nutella is my cum.
>>708069523
Lol. Thought the same thing.
>>708074753
got it all planned out eh?
>>708074753
Is that bitch your mom?
stuck a water hose up my neighbor's dryer vent when they were on vacation. pulled it back out, they never figured out how it happened and moved
>>708073835
I think the worse thing Ive done so far was when I was still in highschool. With some friends we wanted to party and drink but there was no money, we had each 5 bucks. So we started asking around in fb to see whats up.
a friend of mine with some gang connections, she was pretty and she liked for a patron to buy her stuff. We call them munecas in Colombia. She told us about a party she wasnt so sure about. So with my friends from this private high went to the party all pumped up, just to see a hole of drugs, hookers and gangsters. Not real gangsters of course, your normal stupid Vatos locos and Latin Kings. We ignored them and started dancing with the girls inside the "club" but after an hour a friend came all panicked "we have to go now!" Two gangs started fighting each other throwing bottles and shit, we ran as far as we could. But then I realized a friend was missing, I saw him staring at the chaos, a curious idiot who wanted to see people fighting. I went to him and took him away from the commotion. But as we were runnin in another direction we found ourselves alone, away from everyone else. So we started running towards the end of the neighborhood hoping we didnt encounter any of the thugs...
But well luck is a bitch, 7 guys came to us from a shadowy street and pointed us with 2 or more guns I dont remember I was too scared. One even pointed it at my forehead I felt the steel on my skin. I gave them my cellphone and my money but my friend was too scared and was totally paralyzed. The thugs were high on some shit, they were trembling, so I thought to myself if I were to run they will be so fucked up that they couldnt go after me. So as my friend was pissing his pants being pointed by the gun and the guy screaming at him to get his valuables, I stood up and started to run. After 3 steps I heard a gunshot and I didnt care, I kept on running.
My friend died that night, a shot to his head, my sudden move freaked the thug and his shaky hand let loose
>>708075338
hell yea
