Rekt thread Let's go /b/ros
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Rekt thread
Let's go /b/ros
Bro.
>>708056074
why am i seeing this? i hate this things but i keep watching it
>>708057912
Morbid curiosity, its fine to indulge every now and then.
>>708058278
Oh fuck
>>708058278
>>708058278
>>708058278
>>708056391
The Japanese would say he lost face.
>>708060141
just fucking.why
>>708058278
am i missing something? boiled hot dogs and potatoes?
>>708060141
You fucking sick monster!!!
>>708060321
look closely
>>708060321
blind or bait?
>>708060467
Dont see it, spoil already u stupid nigger
>>708057643
>liver shot....
>>708060555
It's mr Nigger for you young boy
>>708058278
>>708060629
Your anatomy sux
>>708060946
Your mother anatomy sux my anatomy
>>708060667
Still dont see it, theres probly nothing just got baited
>>708059413
Well at least it was fast
>>708059413
classic
>>708060467
>>708060550
still nothing. is there an animal in it or something?
>>708061041
I dont see anything either. Was looking for a finger piece or something. Middle kind of looks like a nose I guess
>>708058636
Sorry you were molested faggot
>>708060141
>>708057643
Fuck me. That shit is wicked fast. Like he's done this shit before
>>708058636
>>708059413
People like you are the reason abortions exist.
>>708061041
>>708059413
OH NO I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WHY DID YOU POST THAT ??? OMG
>>708061457
>>708061469
ROFL
We just got fucking baited.
>>708061632
Wow, so that's what balls really look like. Huh.
>>708060141
>>708059413
no
>>708060141
>>708057643
>>708060629
>>708061619
>>708060946
wait, what happened?
>>708061700
indeed fellow white pal
>>708061810
Fuck Dat shit fam
>>708061479
>>708062041
Fucking deer
I swear they're gods little retards
>>708061626
>>708062463
Looks like my shit I took a few minutes ago
dem faces
>>708062015
G8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
For real though. He stabbed her in the chest.
>>708062606
>G8
>>708061626
>>708062606
>G8
>>708062835
BRUH
I like the dog pics n gifs better because I'm an edgy teenager
>>708062835
>>708062463
Why do they have unborn fetus sized hats?
>>708063098
boo boo, lil whiteboi got his feelings hurt
>>708062835
fucking hilarious! this will never get old.
>>708062892
>>708062744
>>708062041
>>708061944
>>708059413
>>708058636
Do the world a favor and kill yourself. I promise no one will miss you.
>>708062993
fuck is this real
>>708063233
...that's... A good question....
>>708063350
I wasn't even trying to be edgy, I just posted a deer that ran to a bike
calm your tits, you look like a tumblrina
>>708063350
I would
>>708063350
>>708063758
Kek'd
>>708063350
>>708056074
story?
>>708063758
Sometimes the deer completely impale themself on the fence
>>708063581
I have a tumblr account and I can say that there is in fact gore blogs
>>708063581
Sorry. I didn't click on it. I assumed it was a dog.
fuck deer.
>>708064078
two can play this game
>>708063383
the entire right side of his body is fucked
>>708061479
>>708061626
???? You faggots are acting like he's the one burning the dog
It's a fucking rekt thread you fucking retards
I don't like animal cruelty anymore than you do but stop being pussies
>>708056074
I swear every time i come to /b/ to fap to traps i see a rekt thread first and it confuses my penis
>>708064114
I still can't figure out how her face came off but her top stayed on. There should be some tits in that vidya.
>>708062463
>fruit roll up.jpg
>>708064326
proof?
>>708064275
wtf, why does this work
>>708064304
at least he kept the pose
welp time to contribute
>>708056074
I just need to know if that is actually her brain oozing from her cracked right cranial flank or is it something... else? This is new gore to me, and I like what I see. I just need more information. Please respond.
>>708056374
bruh
>>708064304
fried chicken
>>708064275
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk u
>>708064304
Fucking had it coming
>>708064686
lol
>>708064326
nevermind his neck being turned nearly upside down as he went through. theres no coming back from that.
>>708061810
damn tooth fairies
>>708064070
youre sinking the ship youre on trying to kill the captain but youre so stupid that you havent noticed the captain is on another boat.
>>708057643
Nerve gas
>>708064326
pfffft, he wishes
>>708061810
The ivory trade is more rampant than ever
>>708064748
There is literally no way that there is any chance that every bone in his body isn't broke
>>708062015
well, as I recall, she was a prostitute. he wasn't interested, she teased him about his manliness, he stabbed her.
>>708056074
Is she doing yoga?
>>708058174
Yeah, just pull out your cock and balls and whack it a little bit.
>>708064969
>Sink the ship I'm on
As if I'm trying to make tumblr look good
>>708062796
i.r.s. fuckn' scarry
>>708064585
bruv
>>708065418
>>708065418
Cool, I have the same pic.
Same-ish
>>708062041
How the fuck does that happen?
>>708064304
inser 1 coin
>>708058278
I don't get it...
>>708064304
Dropped like Mario off that screen
>>708064304
He is literally insta roasted. He is black af. He fell like mario
>>708065908
That's what i thought
>>708065926
>>708061479
>>708063350
>>708061626
>waah you posted something that made me sad and now you should die!
Get some testosterone injections you fucking faggots.
>>708065908
>>708065926
Fucken hivemind
>>708062835
I'm guessing 12ga slug? Anything else and his entire head would splatter. Or am i wrong?
>>708066054
Fucking spider
>>708066054
>>708063383
i never noticed there was another person in the vid lmao
>>708059413
it's funny how people who enjoy rekt threads find this stuff horrible, they wouldn't say anything if it was a human being beaten with a shovel.
>>708066054
fuck you and your thoughts
>>708063151
Topkek
>>708066129
at that range buck shot would probably splatter his head I bet.
>>708064304
obvious fake
>>708066165
u fuckin wot
>>708063151
GODDAMMIT
>>708066203
Only animals are innocent. I hate humans cuz they all suck.
>>708064275
what is this supposed to do
>>708066233
>>708064913
underrated
>>708066165
holy guatemala
>>708060550
????!?
>>708066494
Send an air bubble to your heart and cause it to explode
>have fun out there boiz
>>708066203
/b is full of underagers and this is new to them
>>708066459
Start today by killing yourself
>>708066324
no i was ther
>>708066054
Fuck off spider
>>708063233
That's a very good point
>>708066673
thank god
>>708064520
Clearly see the bullet hole to the brain
>>708063350
>goes to a rekt thread to see people die
>gets triggered when seeing animals die
you are autistic
>>708061838
Context?
>>708065418
How is this zombie still alive??
>>708066838
his brain is aight
I always hated how people value animals over other people. Look at all these triggered butthurt jackasses. Send more animal abuse anons.
>>708063233
>not decorating your late abortion
>not having a classy pile of almost organs
Stay pleb
>>708066634
top kek
>>708066924
These PETA degenerates came to the wrong board heh heh
>>708064275
>>708064078
what is this shit?
>>708062796
fucking british people
>>708066924
they think their dogs love them, but dogs are known to eat parts of their owners when the owner becomes dead/ disabled in the house
>>708066766
>>708064385
>There should be some tits in that vidya.
That's a given. Her tits probably got ripped off entirely. You know, bottom to top, so they just showed the face
>>708062015
Dude stabbed that person in the chest. Person's adrenaline allowed them for a second to be calm, cool, and collected. After the danger (the man who stabbed the person) had gone, the adrenaline fight or flight response halted, and reality suddenly set in as they realized they were bleeding out of their chest. The pain started, person went into shock, and laid on the ground.
>>708065628
that's tight. i want a tattoo like that
>>708064070
I tried to make one but got banned. Tumblr gore blogs are shite
>>708066766
I remember when that was posted back in the day, /b/ led a manhunt for that guy and put him in jail.
>>708067222
nice trips
>>708067409
you sure? how could they possibly find him from that video?
>>708067500
It's bullshit, he's just some redditor who bought into the we r leejun hype.
>>708066766
So edgy, you must've been one of those social outcasts that got their ass kicked at school all the time, after being molested by your dad the night before?
>>708064686
What happens? I tried 3 times
>>708065908
>>708065926
holy kek. nearly choked on my spit laughing.
>>708066766
hhaha that will teach them
>>708057643
right to the heart
>>708065603
Been looking for this shit for fucking years...thank you! You gorgeous son of a bitch
>>708066494
This is just a graphic that was originally meant to show how to test the cooked-ness of a meat. Touching those different parts on your hand give you a good indicator of how tough/tender certain temperatures of meat are.
>>708067620
lol, 1 image post for you sir
>>708067764
nice projection you buttblasted fairy
>>708064304
Dying for attention.
>>708067941
>look ma, I'm wetawdid now!
>>708064275
bait? cuz nothin happnd
>>708067359
Really? What was yours called?
>>708067941
SLAP SLAP SLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>708066776
We are socios, we care for animals cause theyre better than humans. Psychos hurt animals, and yes I consider us different.
>>708068330
Hitler-tits
>>708066996
sick
>>708058278
how many children did you hve 2 circumsize 2 make that feast
>>708068007
i fuckin laughed so hard
>buttblasted fairy
KEK
>>708068461
Think I've heard. You still got an account?
>>708062463
>>708068592
2 many 2 admit
>>708066634
snek is hungry
>>708062835
When you nutted but she keep on sucking
>>708061838
Fucking kek
>>708066815
He shoved a foreign object down her throat.
>>708063233
knew it was gonna die
>>708068762
Ye. Not gore though. Fan blogs and gay shit nothing interesting
>>708069761
I want it anyway
>>708066054
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>708068415
You're neither, shut the fuck up
>>708070069
Ill pass on the bombardment of anon trolls
>>708068415
Human or animal i couldnt care less.
>>708070488
I'll give you mine then, since I don't care
It's called amadraque
>>708062835
how brian pepper got that way
>>708064744
WTF??? I BARELY pushed down with the last step! I could totally feel it so I stopped before pressing harder. I can STILL feel it!
>>708071331
R.i.pizza anon
>>708071331
Whoa that's CRAAAAZY DUDE :D
This used to be a rent thread.
Now it's just conversations and arguments.
>>708071725
*rekt
Goddammit
>>708070719
Lurking. Maybe ill followone day
>>708062582
looks like the shit a snake would take if you fed it an aborted baby
>>708071331
feel wut? can't feel shit mate
>>708061632
Balls out m8
>>708071331
conglaturations, you are now gay
>>708062041
Why is it bleeding green?
>>708072978
stomachal acid + grass
>>708072684
>conglaturations
Are you drunk?
>>708073217
kek
>>708062993
The fuck is the story behind this?
>>708073403
Women shouldn't be allowed in combat situations.
>>708056615
>>708056074
Rekt and gore is not the same thing faggots. This is gore
>>708056391
This is rekt, learn the difference
>>708061032
kek
>>708073217
You must be drunk if you never played Ghostbusters on the NES.
Now go home and be a family man
>>708073581
Rekt and gore practically go hand and hand. Lurk more newfag
>>708063875
That dog has a weird neck
>>708059413
shoveldog's a classic, you can smell the sommer on the people posting "oh no" and shit on it
>>708062463
>>708063356
no there was a pic she posted on twitter or something where she said she was still fighting elsewhere
>>708057643
insane fast, took awhile to realise what it was
>>708073819
My fucking sides.
>>708063875
shoop + fake blood
>>708073676
Duh but when I go into a rekt thread I want to SEE THE PROCESS OF THEM BEING FUCKED UP. Not just the after math. They are related but two separate things
>>708067941
I work around TBIs daily in an ER and I can honestly say that this reaction of chest slapping is a bit milder than some of those that i've seen. many of the people that come in don't live. this guy clearly isn't going to live.
one time they brought in a dude that had just gotten into a motorcycle accident. no helmet. he had his girlfriend riding with him. she didn't make it to the hospital alive.
his skull was split.
>not fractured, his skull and scalp were split, his brain was clearly visible through the muck and blood beneath.
He was conscious. not only was the fucker conscious, but he was acting normal as fuck. like nothing was wrong. trying to sit up. talk with everyone. but he wasn't making sense. he would ask a question, make a comment, ask the same question, ask if there was water in his dog's bowl, just weird shit.
>Then the really weird shit.
the fuckers started touching his head near his wound. then he felt his wound and started freaking out. starting putting his fingers in it, reaching in and screaming "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" He went straight hand with his fingers, about 4 inches in, damn near to his knuckles and immediately passed out/flatlined/could not resuscitate.
>>708062463
watch out, a pooinloo will steal it and add it to their kuuti pi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGc5x8RK14w
>>708060141
Too far, anon
>>708074196
you're making me want to switch majors to see shit like this
>>708074196
And why on earth didn't you record that!?!? I hate you
>>708072334
Saucee
>>708074573
KILL ALL NON-WHITES
>>708062463
so,she gave birth to the jerky in a hospital,an then wrapped it up to go to show the family at home?
>>708074836
errbody chimp da fug out!
>>708074196
That is quite interesting; do you have anymore stories?
>>708065628
"We drove all this way to be here at christmas now kiss your grand mother!"
>>708065777
Nice trips, but fuck you. This is an image of someone never leaving a fallen comrade. Even if it means death. Something you would never have the balls to do.
>>708066203
Animals are innocent. Newfag cancer come here to tryhard with that shit
>>708061632
>>708067941
>>708068097
>>708068372
>>708074196
>>708074525
There is something about involuntary movements from brain trauma that make me feel it in my stomach like I just jumped out of an airplane. And SAUCE ON WEBBUM?
>>708071725
post mor doggo gifs, get rid of these fagots
>>708074525
depending on how long you wanna stay in school, and how much debt you're willing to get into, it's all around a pretty shitty job. ER RNs, MDs, surgeons, etc, are on call 24/7. working 24 hours straight sounds crazy until you've worked ER. the pay for what i do (BSN in nursing, i basically keep the ER nurses in check on top of doing regular RN responsibilities. The pay is well, could be better due to the nature of the work, but it's definitely good.
>>708074715
phone doesn't come into the ER with me. sorry
>>708076090
YO NAME IS BRUCE!!
>>708075985
Now type it without crying
>>708063875
That's not a shoop. Google Wolfie blackheart
>>708076019
>the kinder, gentler /b/ <3
>>708076257
You wouldnt know heroism if it bit you in your millenial cunt. Faggot. Heroism is an absolute. Its giving your life for an ideal or another.
You disrespect the lives of those actual heroes by posting them here. These were real men. Unlike you. You laughable prick.
>>708060096
Fake as the moonlanding!
Rekt mouse: >>708061436
>>708060141
MODS
>>708067941
Joey Salads?
>>708076473
Apparently she didn't even kill the dog, just decapitated its corpse. Boooring.
>>708076688
Your faggot tears shall sustain me an my family for the coming winter thank you.
>>708061810
Why are they stealing Harambes teeth? ='(
>>708076688
Fuck your "heroes". Kill yourself. Allahu Akbar
>>708076688
>>708056074
>>708076409
Type now knowing that without something you'd die for, you have nothing you'd live for and do the world a favor and drown yourself. Posting the posthunous recipient of the medal of honor, an award that you will never mean enough to even having the stones to be awarded is pathetic. You are nothing, nobody, and you'll die as a statistic rather than a hero.
>>708063758
hang him by the balls
>>708059413
Fucking dogs. Can't get enough of this
>>708075655
I have a few. i've been working this job for two years now and weird shit happens daily. extremely weird shit like my story above happen a couple times a month while i'm working, and i hear stories about a few more while i'm not.
an unrelated to TBIs story that stands out right now in my mind was this young foreign girl they brought in once. i think she was south american, but then again i'm probably just being racist given the circumstances.i don't think she was older than 25.
>the hospital i work at is within a 10 minute drive of a major metro airport.
she was on a flight back from somewhere and was trying to smuggle in coke. lots and lots of coke. via swollen pellets.
>i watch natgeo and their dumbass shows on this smuggling shit, and the cops that take down the smugglers. but i've never seen this shit before.
some of the pellets ruptured inside of her stomach. we're not sure how many. i never checked the coroners report to figure out how much coke she officially took in.
>her body's reaction to all that powder though.
she was awake, in pain but awake. she was fessing up as she was ODing. we did everything we could. but the reaction was too fast. she foamed at the mouth, then bled out of her mouth. she bled out of her nose. she bled out of her eyes, she bled out of her ass. and then she turned as white as the coke.
>i shit u not, it took maybe 20 seconds for her to go from brown to white.
fucked up shit.
>>708056074
>genuinely got horny because you can see her bra
Why do I find bras more attractive than a naked girl?
>>708066634
heck
>>708077245
because sex and death
>>708077245
because you're a beta cuck that probably jerks into his sisters panties
>>708076912
Fuck.....thats a medal of honor recipient giving his life for the dead body of his friend. That's funny to you only because you're a child. I'll peoce it to you. Come to Arlington, I'll even pay for your ticket, and when i curb stomp your teeth down your throat, no one is going to care. Let alone run into the line if fire to pick it up. Let me know. Please.
>>708077245
Because chances are, you've watched so much porn, to the point that seeing the "naked women" wearing something to conceal their sexual parts, leaving more to the imagination, turns you on more than readily knowing exactly what is below said covers.
I'm the same way
>>708077497
here piggy piggy piggy... you should stop sucking so much mil cock your faggotry is shining through. More dead american soldiers are a good thing for the whole world.
>>708077514
I think you're actually right, anon. It may be time for a fap free month
>>708077727
So close
>>708077514
no possible way. watching too much porn does the exact opposite of this. he probably just has a bra fetish.
so much crazy/weird shit is done in porn that we jerk off to everything. then we stop getting aroused by whatever it was we were jerking off to, and move onto something else. then shit gets weirder and weirder the more porn u watch.
>can confirm
>porn addict
>>708077749
Go for it.
>>708077823
Well, if you say so. Everyone's brains work differently.
>>708077111
Yeah, let's all go die for oil and for the benefit of buisness. Pleb.
Those faggots were not heroes, they were brainwashed autistic morons that got what they deserved
>>708057643
Was he drunk? What kind of reaction is that?
>>708077823
Tis also a good point.
I'm the poster of the anon in question. It's been about 7 months since I got laid. May that have to do with anything?
>>708069143
brilliant. im on the phone right now and trying not to laugh like an idiot because theres just no explaining this
>>708068240
...you should seek medical assistance m8, you have an air bubble circulating in you...
>>708074836
how bout just americans
>>708077111
>>708058278
Fuck you. Never post this fucking shit here ever again. This is a rekt thread but you've gone too far
>>708077988
They don't decide politics, they simply execute it. And never the less, this is a man dying for his friend. Who would die for you?
>>708057643
The lannisters send their regards.
>>708073819
Haha I remember this ep. Nice
>>708067141
Fucktard, humans eat other humans when they starve. So do dogs. The lack of IQ you posess triggers me!
>>708077111
>this triggered faggot is still crying
this board isn't for you, you emotional little bitch
>>708078192
my fellow non-freedumbass
>>708078445
Samefag 101. Sit at home drinking mommys tits while real men live for a reason. Lolololol.
>>708077111
FAGGOT ALERT!
>>708075985
If he'd left him he'd be alive to return fire like a good ol boy
>>708078343
AND WHO ARE YOU
>>708066634
that's an expensive way to feed a snake, usually I do guinea pigs, rabbits, rats, that sort of thing, and feed multiple prey items.
>>708078323
That is a man dying so some rich old man can have more money.
Plus, he probably killed a bunch of innocents so fuck him
>>708072102
Sauce?
