caught a mouse b 8s decide what i do with it
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caught a mouse b 8s decide what i do with it
do mouse lay eggs ?
>>708052858
kek, /thread already
fucking nignog
>>708053098
We poured some short-grain rice in cause idk
Release into wild safely.
Masturabate furiously to completion before going back inside house
>>708052858
Space program with mouse in the jar
>>708053425
Rer, hoping >>708053098 doesn't count
Eat it
piss on it
Find its asshole.
Fuck it.
Free it to the wild
>>708053416
Using one reroll
By 8s you mean singles, dubs or trips?
>>708052858
make a small hole in the jar and slowly fill it with water
Piss. On. It.
>>708053425
>>708053508
Well, there we go. Deliver, OP
put some cotton balls soaked in rubbing alcohol in the jar
fap while it slowly suffocates to death
>>708052858
Blow the jar up with a pipebomb or poor drain cleaner or any other acid like substance into the jar
free release, idiot
Stick it in your ass.
>>708053508
winrar
Get to it faggot.
Are people not checking the post numbers? We've already gotten 8
>>708053508
Spray it with wasp killer.
you are all idiots or what?
>>708053708
oh sheeeeit
>>708053866
>>708052858
fart in the jar
>>708053809
Rolling for this
Post vid of you eating it alive
collect more rodents and stream a deathmatch involving them
>>708053866
Oh fuck
>>708053708
WINRAR
set it free don't be a serial killer
>>708054038
-.- WTF? FUCK YOU
Let it go
>>708052858
Space Program him
Let him go
Cut a hole in the jar and stick your dick in the hole. Leave it there for an hour. Livestream it.
>>708052858
put it in a blender
turn on blender
profit?
>>708054142
no
>>708053508
THIS is the winrar
It came first
>>708054251
>>708054193
Kill yourself.
Flush him
creating optimal space program as we speak
>>708054241
Assuming gender again
>>708054154
Don't worry, it didn't even win. Scroll up further.
Is op gonna deliver?
>>708054362
all rats are born man you fucking moron
Wasted 66 dubs. Fine. 8s for putting it in your ass.
>>708054301
Rollin
>>708054504
Oh yeah. Forgot
Open the lid, lay out your back, and quickly flip the jar to have it trapped between ur stomach and the jar, then wait and see what happens
>>708054325
>>708054309
i like both ideas
>>708054536
You're too late
roll
>>708054587
Get off my thread newfag
We've had two mice in our basement so far this fall. I caught them on glue traps, put them in a plastic bag, and let them suffocate slowly.
They are fucking gross vermin. If you let it free, it might get back in, start getting into shit and leaving droppings everywhere. Just kill it. You could do it more humanely than I did.
dubs for blender
rolllll
>>708054696
boi,
mouse space program
>>708052858
set her free
>>708054749
get
>>708054749
rollin
>>708054770
Roll
>>708054749
DUBS
pour flour on it, then cut its back but but a band-aid on it, then throw it up in the air in the road and go back inside
>>708054770
rollers
>>708054309
dubs get
>>708054598
Oh boy
>>708054707
I bet you're a fuckin leaf
>>708052858
>>708054712
Nigger confirmed
>>708054749
>>708054792
No, OP stated that the first command to get 8 was the victor. You're many, many posts late.
>>708054770
rerollers
>>708052858
Start a 5 star restaurant
>>708052858
bake it
>>708054809
You are like a little baby. Watch this
>>708052858
Why the rice?
>>708054770
GOGO
>>708054770
Rollin for this
>>708054858
Winrar
OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>708054749
very edges
>>708054911
nice
>>708054770
Reooleler
>>708052858
Fry it in a deep fryer
>>708054988
nice third hand dubs
>>708054911
kek
>>708054770
God damn it just set it free
>>708054911
>>708055110
i am with you anon!
>>708055110
It's vermin you dolt
>>708054911
You all have serious problems, I don't mean it in an insulting manner. I'm not a newfag, but this kind of shit genuinely upsets me. Just get help anons, really, this kind of shit isn't normal. Best of luck.
>>708055222
trips nuice and also give the mouse a makeover plz
Just do a warfarin field trial... what's the worst that could happen?
astronaut in the making
Do you have any weeds? Smoke him out before he goes to space
Space program
>>708055390
LIGHT IT UP
>>708054770
>>708054807
>>708054841
>>708054892
>>708054931
>>708054936
>>708055047
>>708055110
>>708055149
holy shit that many rolls and you still dont get an 8, if i get an 8 then make it so none of these faggots get to set him free
>>708055390
will mouse die if so give him vodak and mistress
>>708055390
Ooh, what is that contraption of wonderment?
Op is going to deliver?
>>708052858
shove a Tylenol pill up the ass of the rat
>>708055610
No. Op is a faggot
>>708055532
now i get to be a cuck and reroll a hundred times
>>708055553
>>708055555
off by two
>>708052858
pour this on it!
Feed it to ur dog
>>708055459
You should definitely get the little shit blazed beforehand
>>708055566
Ooh, a full house!
>>708055649
reroll
>>708055844
>>708055849
>>708055811
You can stop now. OP has already started with the space program.
>>708053508
High G-Force Astronaut training to prepare him for the shuttle
sorry for the wait, took a while figuring how to get a webm under the filesize, itll be shorter in the future i promise without the fucky aspect ratio
>>708056332
LMFAO
>>708056332
>High G-Force Astronaut training
>>708055390
oh lord.
>>708056332
>be me
>16 yr old xD
>Caught a rat
>better share it with my le 4chan friends
>decide to torture some animal because LOL!! XDDD
>mfw
>>708056332
is he kill plz for the love of mohammed no killz
>>708056332
just put the poor thing out of its misery already, or let it go.
>>708056332
Duuuuuuude, lmao.
>>708056332
You spin me right round baby
>>708056332
But will it blend?
pour lighter fluid on it then light it up
>>708056332
continue
>>708056332
ooo such such an edgy young boy
>>708056725
Fgt
>>708056332
do it fag
>>708056725
Fuck off normie go cry about it on tumblr or reddit
>>708056725
I don't think the rat cares if its tortured to death for some ones amusement or tortured through a slow death due to poison.
>>708056332
its proven that people who torture animals have sociopathic (like lacking empathy) tendencies and can go on to abuse and or torture people.
Thats why when police find tortured animals they go after it extremely vigilantly, treating it as if it were a human being murdered.
>>708056332
You're a faggot
OP here, forgot to mention. 6 decides what we do next.
Hes still alive btw, looking very healthy.
>>708056332
SAVED
Jesus christ I would have stopped there, but the promise of more is just too thrilling! Please, continue!
Space program obviously
>>708057148
Found the faggot from peta
>>708057132
No shit. Though, you should know that rat poison is made exactly to be painless to vermin.
>>708057220
Drown him in piss
>>708056332
toasting in epic bread currently in the oven
Finish space program but no kill ratto
>>708057148
>Are you virtue signalling on this board?
>>708052858
pooper.
>>708054770
roll
>>708057220
>
put it in the blender
>>708057220
Bottle rocket
>>708057220
Wait there was more after the space program?
Eh, I guess Astronaut Training CAN count as a space program. Hell, the webm was more than funny enough. We can do more.
Rolling for the FINAL space program
As in into space
>>708057312
no, but have some respect for life. And sorry if I scared you, but its true.
>>708057426
Holy
Pour hot sauce in the jar
>>708057220
Make him into a smoothie.
>>708057220
Space program with the 2001 soundtrack in the background
>>708057435
DO IT OP
>>708057426
Fuck
Well, you read the man
>>708057426
OH BOI
>>708057555
Trips speak truth
>>708057220
rolling for mouse make over
>>708057426
Fuck PLS NO DONT KILL RATTO FINISH THE SPACE PROGRAM
>>708057555
WINRAR OP DELIVERY
You have to do 4chan space program. Mouse will land safe in new world. Do it faggot!
>>708057488
>respect for life
>useless fucking rat
Nice bait dude
>>708053836
Drain cleaners are typically on the high end of the pH scale, making them basic, like you.
>>708057555
>We're waiting, OP.
Space program > Blender
do it faggot
>>708057746
This
>>708057716
sick burn
dude let it fucking go
Space program. dont blend it Op
Never before has a space program winrar been not fulfilled
>>708057853
please dont blend it :(
>>708057716
They still contain sulfuric acid
>>708057865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg
it fucking has
#blendthebitch
Eat it raw
>>708057637
this
>>708052858
Cut a hole in the top of the jar so the fucker doesn't leap out.
Boil some water and pour it through the hole
fuck the space program. my rekt folder needs to grow. BLEND THE BITCH
Finish space program
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP OK?
This is dubs speaking send it to space program. Mouse will land safely in new world
>>708056332
Who did you steal that skateboard from, nigger?
Give it an astronaut helmet and then put it in a box and light the box on fire
>>708058180
me too
Did I hear blend it? BLEND THE FUCKER
Program
>>708054712
So, you're a faggot?
>>708052858
break his bones starting at the extremities.
>>708056332
Fucken saved
OP PLS put it in a bottlerocket
>>708056332
holy shit my sides
>>708057220
Pin him down with needles, then record you stabbing the center of its neck with a needle.
>>708054770
Rolling for freedom
Ratto escaped and is currently space programing OP
RIP
>>708052858
Sharpie in the pooper
>>708057426
WINRAR
But will it blend?
SPACE PROGRAM!
decapitation, but with a fully dramatic ISIS impersonation
>>708058180
>>708058256
HERE FAGGOT
>>708054770
Roll
>>708056332
wolfarine
Flush it down the toilet
Don't blend OP, let me witness a space program for once
>>708058256
Me three
>>708058425
You forgot me, edgelord. IF YOU READ THIS REDDIT - YOU SUCK!
Ve = root (2gm/r) where m is mouse. Just do it
>>708058180
Fuck no, you're a faggot.
I want Screencap for blend
Program!
free him
Jizz it! And then cook it to eat it!!
OP the anticipation is killing me...
>>708058536
I'll put you in screencap if OP space programs the ratto
>>708058612
Roll this?
>>708058259
Stick your cock in a blender...wait, it'd never reach the blades
Leave it in the jar with the lid on for two weeks. Put holes in the lid. Find a huge fucking beetle and do the same to the beetle. At the start of week three, put the beetle in the mouse jar and let the fuckers duke it out. Film and post to le 4chan as a webm. Deliver successfully and I will paypal you $1.
>>708057379
learn2greentext fgt
>>708052858
rip its teeth off, then its fingers, just like ramsay snow.
make him some funny hats. here some suggestions
>pirate hat
>astronautes hat
>baseball cap
>cowboy hat
>fedora
>that russian hat
>>708058697
ratto is going to blender, fam
muh-may-maybe OP is just kidding...right?..its..al..all just a joke
FREE
Fuck it.
>>708058094
Rolling for this
>>708058836
You mean a Ushanka?
Eat him live OP or shove it up your anus through a tube your choice
>>708058697
Rollerino
>>708058862
roll
>>708058862
No. The universe wills otherwise
>>708058910
Reroll
in the mean time go listen to my first instrumental thank you guys!
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/for-i-am-not-a-sheep
>>708058918
sounds like a sneeze.
but yes.
Program
>>708059055
only because of the dubs.
Ratto in space
>>708056332
moar plz
>>708058730
>Deliver successfully and I will paypal you $1.
Seems worth the effort to me, OP.
>>708058958
>>708058986
OP said 6 decides what happens next
>>708057426
this was 6
Put it in your neighbor mailbox
a blender seems horrible, but it's probably the fastest, surest way to kill the thing, unless you have a gun or explosives.
>>708059055
lol is it possible the music actually adds affect
If space program fails. Then to the blender it goes
>be rat
>be looking for food
>get captured by 15 year old
>get taped to skateboard in jar
>get spun for space program
>wakemeupinside.png
>>708059055
>https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/for-i-am-not-a-sheep
garbage
>>708059164
pls op, if you still there reply me
Wrap it in aluminum foil microwave
this is fucking disgusting. OP pls do us all a favor and overdose on heroin immediately
Put your dick in it
>>708059410
This.
What about put it on a microwave?
Progrem
>>708059341
prove me wrong cunt
>>708059465
>>708059410
Samefag
>>708059410
Uh oh we have a moralfag
>>708059393
Reroll
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>>708059304
>be 15
>go to amusement parl
>get into rollercoaster
>sit into cart with fat landwhale
>get spun for spaceprogram
>pay 20$
rat clearly profits.
>>708059410
>implying op will actually deliver
>>708059466
Ding ding
>>708059410
ROLL
Has OP abandoned or still doesn't know how to webm?
>>708052858
>8s decide what i do with it
>>708059514
roll
>>708059466
Holy winrar! This!!!
OP here.
Got caught by mom. No internet for the rest of the month.
>>708059466
IF i get tripps, i override this request, and ask that you gently release him outside.
>>708056332
So you're a sociopath. Hmm, makes ya think. Lots of your type around here. Fucking degenerates. Bet you're a stinky, shitty little manlet who has pent up anger because he's intellectually '''superior''' to everyone else. In reality, you were picked on and shit on because your're genetic garbage. Hope you endup trying to pull off a 'perfect crime' in your fantasy land sociopath brain and endup in prison where you're disemboweled and die on a shower room floor. Fucking faggot.
OP here I don't have a blender :'(
>>708059765
Op here. Dad is riding my tight little ass, no internet for an hour.
>>708059765
I believe this
>>708059765
WINRAR
>>708059765
Fuck off, you're not op.
Fill jar with milk
>>708059784
Faggot
>>708059801
He could just be a sadist you cuck
>>708059784
Well, if i get trips everybody in this thread will fuck your mom and knock her up
>>708059729
read this
>>708057220
>OP here, forgot to mention. 6 decides what we do next.
pay attention you fucking retard
>>708059801
>this much rage
kek
>>708059784
Trips says you should kill yourself
Roll>>708059936
>>708059765
fake n gay
>>708059991
8 off
OP here, I asked my father for a drill, then he asked "what for?". I had to tell him, he beat me up a little. That's it folks.
>>708059801
Yet you willingly clicked on this thread? This is /b/, go back to your hugbox.
>>708059991
Off by one. Wouldn't have been trips anyway. Fucking liar.
Fill jar with ketchup or mayo
>>708059801
Shut the fuck up SJW
>>708059987
Do you even know what sadist means?
my get says you eat it
>>708057220
BLENDER MOTHERFUCKER
For now, the board has agreed to continue the space program. Heres zero gravity training. Unfortunately It has not survived
If 20 people reply ill give it a live viking funeral
Rolling to put it alive on your dick
>>708060188
OP is not fag today
OP is good man
>>708060126
You literally have no idea what sjw means do you nigger?
>>708058410
ROLLING
It's gonna be glorious
>>708060188
Funeral to the faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>708060188
Kek
>>708057148
make a blog post on tumblr about how horrible he is nigger
>>708060188
>Unfortunately It has not survived
Fucking shitnigger
>>708060167
The Pain Olympics, obviously.
>>708060188
>HE DELIVERED!!
>>708060188
viking pls
>>708060111
ayyyyy
>>708060188
that's fucking sick.
I just love these stupid autists crying over a mouse and then going off to post ISIS rekt threads.
Rolling for limb stress test.
>>708060188
Jesus, your asshole must really be bleeding from all that abuse your parents did. KYS edgelord.
damn OP i would destroy ur fucking face so izi
>>708060188
thats scuba not space you non english speaking fuck
>>708060188
Sleep tight mousser
>>708060188
No point in space program anymore that its ded
BLEND IT
>>708060188
Send it to Valhalla.
>>708060188
Dubs vult
>>708056332
>skateboard
>spic faggot little hands
>torturing little animals
>clearly personality/self steem issues
fuck off underaged faggot
>>708060188
He deserves it. Do what's right.
>>708060188
W E W
E
W
>>708060188
If I get trips fucking blend it then feed the remains to an animal.
>>708060188
TO VALHALLA!
>>708060188
KAHN!
send his remains into space
>>708060188
>>708060320
WINRAR dude that was quick...
>>708060188 now you have to eat it, jeremy
>>708060188
if dubs u give it an astronaut funeral and send that poor bastard to space just as he was born to be
>>708060188
do it
>>708060188
fucking put it in a blender like you promised you goddamn failed abortion
>>708059801
Woah some bodies angry, try not to project so much next time you decide to change out your tampon. Stop playing the victim dude, it isn't working out so well for you big guy
Rip ratto
>>708060188
Also nice thread, OP
checked
>>708060188
reply
>>708060188
Do it
>>708059864
I'm a boxer 11-0 11 kos I would fuck you up for hurting this innocent animal.
Fuck you op you future serial killer!
Where are the MODS!!!???
>>708060422
OH FUCK WINARAR
>>708060188
Give my nigga a funeral
>>708060188
u sick fuck,
>>708060422
do it op. give that mouse the burial he deserves
>>708060188
viking funeral it is
>>708060422
Win.rar
>>708060286
How about you hop off my nigger dick before i rape your ps4 fegget social justice warrior 1v1 rust quickscopes 420 bitch
>>708060422
ITS HAPPPPEEENNNIIINGGGGG
>>708060188
We should name the rat something
>>708060188
proper funeral pls
>>708060188
I don't think it will mean alot to you at the moment,
but when you get older and look back at this I hope you will be mature enough to realise that is a life that you took only for amusement. I think you need help, anon, I really do. I do not think you are a bad person, though.
>>708060188
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OGM MOM MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>708060422
SPACE PROGRAM WILL BE CONTINUED
>>708060188
guess i have to reply for shitty viking funeral. Or maybe you can just send his dead body to space?
>>708060188
use gasoline or some shit. cremate!
>>708060188
>>708060562
Rat Pitt
>>708060422
Will op deliver one last time? You can find helium balloons at almost any store.
>>708056332
Now eat it
>>708060422
For the love of god let this happen.
>>708060562
Jewpiter
>>708060422
make his dreams come true op
this thread
Viking funeral time. I suggest setting the entire home on fire for the pyre.
>>708060422
winrar
>>708060422
FUCK
>>708060188
you did fag, you are the best of us
>>708060711
zozzle
>>708060422
WINRAR NOW OP GO GET THE SHUTTLE PREPPED
>>708059834
evidence?
>>708060188
>>708056332
>>708060188
Rip my little nigga
>>708060562
>We should name the rat something
How about Esteban Julio Ricardo Del Rosa Montoya Ramirez III
>>708060422
WINRAR.JPG
>>708060823
No one's got the time
BLEND IT AND SPACE PROGRAM THE REMAINS
>>708060459
You do know the white guy in the picture won the fight?
VIKING FUNERAL IN TOILET
>>708060422
op just let that rat do what he was born to do, even in death.
>>708060823
I like John better
>>708060188
Send him into space
>>708060913
... while it burns
>>708060800
>>708060956
Fuck you that's a hick name.
>>708060422
Either make him a cardboard coffin and put bottle rockets on it or attatch balloons to a cardboard coffin and let loose. make it happen op.
>>708060459
Do you not know the fuck where you are? Did you accidentally wander out of your safe space and ended up here?
