REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>708050259
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Pebis
no
K can have 3
girls are rats
Plz
>>708050259
>A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>girlfriend
>one day
lol, OP has NO clue as to how this shit works.
>lies
>>708050259
Plz op
Yea right!!!
K
maybe if i look good girls will like me
Oh shit, I hope so, I went on a date with my first black girl yesterday.
;(
iwanttodiesomuchrightnow
>>708050259
DO IT
>>708050259
Fingers are being crossed.
>>708050259
Replying just in case there's a god.
Please
I'm going to kill myself
>>708050259
haha you think I'm dumb enough to want a gf already? I'm fine with one night stands.
Oh shi-
Ingress?
>>708050259
If only was like that
*cries in the corner*
>>708050259
PLEASE GOD
neat!
>>708050259
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>>708050259
Nothing to lose
I'll die alone
I hear /b/ thinks that's the worst way.
fuck off
>>708050259
thanks chief
K
Yeah, sure.
>>708051155 DUBS OF TRUTH! ABANDON THREAD!
>>708050259
no balls
give pls
k
>>708050259
Pls
Hopefully famperam
>>708050259
I'm too autistic.
Lies
>>708050259
at this point anything is worth a shot.
But i dont plan on leaving the house tomorow
never posted on one of these, but gotta make sure
>>708050259
Bless me
>>708050259
Any chance is a good chance
Worth a shot I suppose.
Here is your reply.
>>708050259
The only girl who likes me is fucking crazy and I've been starting to waver, sooo..... I fucking hope I don't.
>>708050259
Sup negros
no point in not trying
tested proven false.
ty nerd
>>708050259
This is a pretty sad thread. Being in a relationship won't magically make things better, just more problems because now you have to worry about an additional person in your life.
i.e. More money, time, and other resources needed to be wasted.
My lighter fell out I'm front of a girl today whos against smoking
please
>>708050259
>I have inmunity cat
FUCK
>>708050259
i doubt it, but bump...
>>708050259
>when you reply to one of these and get a girlfriend the next day
mfw
please god
>IRA for luck
PLEASAE!!!
>>708050259
fuck it, cant hurt to try.
TIDDYS
>>708050259
bullshit
heres hoping god reads 4chan
>>708050259
But what if I don't want to?
>>708050259
does this also work if i want a bf?
>>708050259
I wish, even if its just to get to go to movies with someone
I want a guff
Sure why the fuck not
thats nice
>>708050259
bulllshit
Well i just went through a breakup minutes ago so fuck it
dad
Haven't had a gf in over a year and my hand isn't doing it for me anymore. Might as well throw my hat in the ring.
>>708051778
did you cum inside her?
why do I do this to myself
No
I guess
>>708050259
Really?
>>708050259
I obey
Meh. Why not.
>>708050259
Don't tell me what to do.
>>708050259
If this is true, then I will be the happiest mother fucker. <3
>>708051395
roll
I will suck you cock,balls deep if this truly happens.No homo
Worth a try.
>>708050259
wertyuiop
at this point i'm really willing to try anything
>>708050259
I wish this worked...
>>708050259
sigh
pls
BEPIS
>>708050259
i hope a good 1
Didn't work last time
i just want to be loved
>>708050259
my body is not ready
okok
About 5'7" or 5'8", brown hair, C/D cup, white, educated, 35-40 years old, and a good job. Please let me know where to meet her.
bullshit
>>708050259
reply
>>708050259
No I won't.
I won't even have someone cute enough for me to try to be more than just friends with by the end of the year.
>>708050259
What are you fucking gay? You like to kiss girls OP?
.
No one gets a gf tomorrow
Time to lose my virginity
K
uhuh
>>708050259
Lul
29 years old is a good age to have my first girlfriend!
>>708050259
gime dat cunt fam.
>>708052595
In your head
>>708050259
look at all these replies rofl
okie dokie
Im down
this is in no imaginable way any different than any of the shitposts on facebook with the following text: "share/like if you love god"
why the fuck not
>>708050259
Pls
>>708050259
fuck no i wont
this aint no bump im saging this bitch hahahhhhhhh
YESSSHHHH
Sick
>>708050888
You just spent trips on a tearful plea for a girlfriend... to an OP who didn't even claim to be female. This is your reward, an image of an animal receiving more affection from a woman than you ever will. Feel bad about it
>>708050259
whoops i already went on my shooting spree...
>>708051528
Delete this racist Pepe right now.
Sure but my current gf may be angry about this
It may be a lie, but it's a lie I can get behind
>>708052977
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOM BEEEEHAAAUH HAAAUH HAAAUH HAAAAUAH...
>>708050259
It's worth a try
No
why not
>>708050259
maymays
>>708050259
Wutwut
Alrighty.
>>708050259
no fatties pls, just thicc women
>>708050259
I appreesheate it basid uhnan
>>708050259
Well, where she be?
>>708050259
Sure I fucking will.
yaaaay
>>708050259
pls
I wouldn't, but I'm going to something with this girl tomorrow, so I'll take all the luck I can get
Please god
Meme
>>708050259
No I won't, retard.
Ez
>>708050259
Pls
>>708053676
Godspeed.
lol
>>708050259
Worth a shot
kynot
Op better deliver
Fuck having a gf there to much work
pls
sweet
>>708050259
Maybe...one day...
Lets see if this happen in real world
>>708050259
Por favor.
already got one son
>>708050259
I wish
>>708050259
doubt
>>708050259
PLEASE BE TRUE
Okay
please let this be true
>>708050259
kay bb
>>708050259
TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>708050259
Will my wife get one too or do we have to share?
k
Try
MEME MAGIC ISREAL
Doesn't hurt to try
fuck it
hehe
>>708050259
pls
lawl titties
ok
>By tomorrow
>going to wedding tomorrow
Oh boy, I'm going to fuck my own cousin!
Why not? AmIRight?
nice
please
I know this shit is fake but I'll try since tomorrow is 161016
Impossible since I won't be leaving this house for a couple of days and I ain't fucking my cats
>>708054884
wow she looks familiar got a name?
>>708050259
We'll see, OP.
Pls
>>708050259
wew
ahhhhhhhh!
fuckin lit
Key
>>708050259
kek
7am
>>708050259
who is this girl
>>708050259
NICE
Why not?
Rolling
Nobe
>>708050259
GOD THIS BETTER HAPPEN
Fuck it
>>708050259
I'll try
Worth a shot
>>708050259
i'm a homosexual
check mate
>>708050259
Faggot ex texting me out of blue
He'll yeah
Seriously!
Cant you just Grow a dick a use that to drill holes into tha wall?
Phheeew these people!
reply
Might as well give it a shot.
>>708050259
It won't happen, no matter what I do, but I guess I'll reply
>>708050259
Same
God please
>>708050259
Replying
PINES
>>708050259
if only
>>708050259
god pls
yeee
If Hillary can still be thought of as a legitimate presidential candidate at this point, I can get can a girlfriend by tomorrow.
here's to believing ay? haha
>>708050259
plz
>>708050259
replieing
I know its not gonna happen
Reply
Pls
disregard females acquire currency
>>708050259
gf pls
>>708050259
lies
I can only hope
>>708050259
Maybe 2?
Id like this
No
I CALL BS
no other hope, so here it goes
Plis i want to know hoy it feels to Kiss a women
No
>>708050259
Let's hope my luck doesn't fail me, OP.
>>708050259
I'm hopeful but will she treat me right or will she be an insufferable cunty cunt?
>>708050259
hopefully i will and I can leave this god-forsaken website
I BELIWVE IT ,PRDODNE IR
wat if not want
>>708050259
yolo
pls
Didn't work last time
The only girl I love doesn't feel the same way about me because I'm a worthless alcoholic :'(
>>708050530
yeah, pretty much.
>>708050259
surely this time, it will work... right?
If this thread brings my girl home from my her terrible parents and back into my arms tomorrow, I won't drink anymore.
>>708050259
I BELIVE
>>708050259
Doesn't hurt to try
Caralhinhos Voadores
Probably not. And neither is anybody else.
Fuck it
>>708050259
>hoping
posting to make ytou look stupid when tomorrow comes
>>708050259
why even bother
>>708050259
Please i need a gf ive never had one ;-;
>>708050259
PLEASE
>>708050259
feels bad man
>>708050259
FOH REAL?
I did this yesterday but I'm still single, WTF is going on?!
>>708050259
>>708050259
>>708050259
>>708050259
Worth a shot :^(
Qwe
>>708058070
You did something wrong anon maybe the wrong choose of words
>>708050259
niggerfaggot
>>708050259
lies
nigger
>>708050530
Har
Sure pal
Anons do yourselves a favor and just go outsi- pffffft! Couldn't finish that one with a straight face.
>>708050259
plz
>>708050259
(You)
>>708050259
nigga wut
I wish
Replying because I'm a lonely fuck
