Dick rate thread
Any size welcome
>>708001247
>>708001247
No thanks FBI/NSA/CIA
One thing that you will never have is my blood and my dick picks.
>>708001323
8/10
>>708001247
awesome balls dude, got any semi shots
>>708001337
9/10
>>708001323
Looks pretty big m8
My scale is fucked up from porn though. R8 bros.
cancer of /b/
>>708001541
9/10
rate?
>>708001846
5/10
Mines not very big but what would be your rate?
Rate?
can never get hard for a camera
Quick r8 plz
>>708001247
Is that your cock?
>>708003996
8/10
>>708002791
7/10
Rate pls
>>708001541
Post more pls...trying to get this girls nudes and my normie dick (6.5in) wont do...will share if i can get them
Why is my dick so veiny?
>>708001247
I think its perfect, head, veins mm 10/10
>>708001323
Huge but i like cut~ 9/10
>>708001541
My god this thing is godly 12/10
>>708001846
8/10 would suck
>>708002035
5/10
>>708002604
8/10 mm
>>708002764
Looks yummy
>>708002791
Love the veins and head 10/10
>>708003996
8/10 fuckme
>>708004102
Hot girth 8/10
>>708004412
7/10
>>708005216
12/10 let me worship you
>>708005498
10/10 please use me
>>708005974
Idk but i love it and want to please you..
>>708006217
Nice head/girth 8/10
>>708006421
Mm veins always win 10/10
Also, why do I take so many pics of my dick?
Mine
>>708006778
For me! ;3
>>708006856
In me, now. Please
>>708007011
Mm veiny. Is it for me~?
>>708007132
Yummy 8/10
>>708001247
wish I could get that smooth
>>708007112
only if youre female and look somewhat good :P
>>708007329
Mm 9/10, someone needs a good suckin~
>>708007408
Shame, im more of a twink male.
>>708007165
Thanks for the boost
rate pls?
Black dots is my shit camera, glass is broken
>>708007601
and semi
>>708007520
Anytime sweetpea
>>708005974
Cuz it's stronk. 9.5/10
>>708005730
Fuckin hell that looks like it'd feel good
How thick?
9/10
>>708007408
>Straight
>Posting on a dick rate thread
Well.
yes i'm fat and need to shave. i'm trimmed now but i haven't taken a new picture yet.
>>708007601
Perfect but i prer cut would still worship 9/10
>>708007613
10/10 i want you so bad
>>708007615
Good girth, 7/10
>>708006595
>>708006800
Both in my mouth NOW!
>>708007742
Id still gag on that delicious veiny cock
9/10
>>708007601
>>708007635
10/10 shut this thread down we got a winner
Would play with that foreskin for hours
>>708007733
Well, im not rating other cocks and im actually interested in how others see mine, so yeah i dont mind other guys rating my dick
r8?
>>708008031
Well then the feedback you're gonna get will be skewed as we're all cock hungry fagbois here
r8 pls
>>708008164
i dont mind it, no worries :)
r8
>>708008249
8/10 id suck all night
am i gay for wanting to post dick up for rating?
>>708007923
much appreciated. much higher than i expected
>>708008157
I can't get past the bush and fingernails... Trim and come back later
>>708008249
6.8/10 Head looks good
>>708007783
>>708007927
thx anons ;)
>>708008447
Nope. Let er rip fam
>>708008527
Srs tho if you're in Toronto I will suck that dick rn
>>708008467
Anytime baby
>>708008527
Mmm of course.
>>708006856
Id suck that so much
just made
>>708008932
Feed me ittt
>>708005730
pretty thick, 8/10
wht does anon think about my lil thick cock?
>>708008581
NYC :/ oh well
>>708009119
Mmm cum for me babby. Let me suck itt
>>708009182
You look like you need to blow a load, id gladly take it from that bulls cock
>>708009321
Nneed a blowjob? 8/10
>>708009413
10/10 mmf
can I get a r-r-r8 m8?
>>708007727
>>708007727
>Fuckin hell that looks like it'd feel good
>How thick?
>9/10
14cm or 5.5in
>>708009546
>Nneed a blowjob?
has that ever been answered with 'no'?
>>708009590
Looks gr-r-r8 m8 8/8
>>708009790
X3 id gladly gag on it. And actually yes! I was told no a bit up the forum by a straight man
>>708009292
Yeah I haven't busted in like three weeks because of antidepressants
>>708009332
11/10
>>708005804
Dick pic guy here. It's only 7.5in bro. Getting a good angle is everything. It also helps I'm only like 135 pounds.
In this pic the angle is a bit off so it doesn't look as huge.
gimme rate
>>708009774
Would happily attempt to sit on it.
Post more.
>>708009951
Then let me help!
>>708006546
>I like cut
>gives an uncut dick a 12/10
Circumfetishists are retarded.
wish there were some ass rate threads now and then. i'd love to bottom atleast once in my life. but i'm so insecure people like thin twinks and i'm more of a bear in appearance. overweight and fairly hairy
>>708010713
Plenty of dudes like bears. Most of the guys here are young and like stick thin twinks tho :/. Go start a bear thread and see if it takes off.
>>708010713
I'd post my ass but I'm a scrawny fuck that doesn't have one
>>708010713
hey if you can see dick and/or balls that's good enough for this thread
>>708010965
fucking phone
>>708010453
I make exceptions tyvm
>>708011345
12/10 nomnomnom
>>708010084
Rate me please
>>708010908
i might. but i'm pretty sure the only people that would post would be grossed out people since as you said most people like thin guys, which is understandable, just kinda sucks if you're not thin.
>>708010453
All dicks are beautiful anon
>>708011598
Yea, I blame porn tbh. I'm thin but hairy as fuck... I don't post here or anywhere for that matter.
There's gonna be haters in every single thread. However, do you really care what some 13y/o thinks about you?
>>708010194
>Would happily attempt to sit on it.
>Post more.
My small dick :3
>>708011808
the problem i have with that is if i don't listen to the bad comments i feel like the good ones shouldn't matter either you know ? and i can kinda understand the bad ones too because i'm aware being overweight isn't ideal and definitely not healthy. but i have hypothyroidism so it's extremely hard to lose wright. medication hasn't helped much
I need a big dick in Dallas to ravage my virgin asshole.
>>708012360
Go vegan bro
Processed meats and fats probably aren't helping you much
If you can be vegan and still maintain your weight you are truly an anomoly
>>708012434
Solid dick but your ass/legs are severely lacking. Do squats man you will thank me later.
>>708012434
fuck me please
>>708012543
i only eat meat 2 times a week though. and maybe vegan would work but the things i've tried all tasted horrendous. not to mention the price.
have posted this before but wouldn't mind another opinion.
>>708013254
here's another angle
>>708012793
I could give less of a fuck about animals I eat fish myself because it has Omega-3 and is actually good for you. I actually read the studies and made my decision. Animal products cause cancer and create plaques in your cardiovascular system. After going vegan (+fish) I noticed my erections were significantly stronger. At this point it has become an obsession. I eat Aloe for the anti-inflammatory effects, on veins and arteries, Evening Primrose Oil to help with red blood elasticity, Ginkgo Biloba for it's blood thinning effects, I supplement Silica to strengthen vein and artery walls, and I take a vitamin E supplement for further blood thinning.
I also jelq once a day and do a cardio exercise at least 4 times a week. I have the best erections of my life and can go hard in the bedroom. I was 7.4 inches when I started and could only get my dicm to like 80% hardness and am now 7.9 and hard as diamonds.
>>708013759
oh and kegels are good as fuck for your dick too
>>708004102
Dats nice! 8/10
Rate please
>>708002035
7/10
>>708007132
8/10
>>708012434
Rate my cock
>>708013759
he was just a troll being edgy, don't feed him
not fully hard
Why not heres mine sorry its small
>>708013254
>>708013326
plz anyone
>>708015722
its ok
So I'm actually looking for a bit of advice. Fucked two girls, but I couldn't get my dick in easily because either they were too tight or I was too thick. It kept pushing back into my pelvis, which made it really uncomfortable to push in without a helping hand to keep it from pushing back and impossible to move with any kind of speed. Are there any exercises or other things I could do to help with this?
>>708014716
Sure you aren't buddy
Rate?
>>708014321
8/10
Rate?
>>708016164
maybe you need more foreplay to get them wetter + it kinda sounds like you weren't fully hard.
Rate?
>>708018154
nice one, where you from?
>>708018154
i'd actually pay to become his/her bitch
>>708016981
Being wet might have been an issue, although it was still very tight so I'm not sure if it would have made a difference.
As for being hard that was fully hard for me. The dick was solid, but the base was just sinking in.
>>708018600
Los Angeles
Whatever I've done, been looking down the barrel of a gun
>>708018675
don't underestimate foreplay, it's not just the wetness, it changes more than just the wetness, it also helps expand and lenghten the vagina due to increased bloodflow etc.
>>708018976
that's a great view. i'd love my gf to put me on my knees and blindfold me, then have this in front of me when she takes it off.
>>708019024
This anon. Foreplay does a lot more than just getting a girl wet like this anon said.
You can't just ram your dick in if a girl isn't aroused enough. You'll tear that bitch in two if you're big enough.
fuck it
>>708018610
>>708018949
Why are all the nice ones on the other side of the ocean
>>708019393
I would
Rate my dick
might as well add another small one to the mix
Im hard
>>708019636
just gorgeous, nobody would ever think she has a dick. i'd love to go out together and spread my cheeks any time she desires no matter where or when
>>708019024
>>708019313
I wish I was that big, might make me comfortable enough to go out and get laid.
Still, thanks for the heads-up. I still want to prepare though, just in case the problem was on my end instead of hers. Anything I could possibly do? Under the assumption I ever get laid again of course.
>>708020355
Wait, does she not have balls? 10/10 would wife/whatever
>>708013759
>jelqs
lol
>>708020872
same here. like i never considered mysefl gay because tbh i don't like the male body. it's more of the dominance thing. but fuck. i'd marry her/him.
>>708019247 Well then...
Have another
>>708009196
i think... im dying to pleasure you until youre moaning and squirting down my throat.
>>708012262
i wanna make you cum, so bad.
these threads make me so thirsty....
WHERE ARE MY LOCAL HORNY FAGS AT?!!?!
Rate
>>708019852
Great shape and smoothness
>>708019393
Very nice and smooth. Would be better if intact though.
>>708017110
Reminds me of a dinosaur for some reason
>>708016608
You're not fooling anyone by pushing in your fat gut. Lose weight before posting pictures of yourself.
>>708012262
Looks like the penis of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.
>>708012059
Perfect size.
>>708011345
Need more of this stat
>>708009590
Very nice. Give it a trim/shave and it'll be 10/10
>>708007742
9/10 cock but 3/10 body
This is mine. Who wants to get on their knees and suck it?
>>708020367
>Finger her G-Spot
>Make sure your nails are trimmed well
>Lots of kissing and grabbing
>Keep kissing while you guide it in
>Once you have it in comfortably and have some rhythm go wild
Just some basic tips anon
>>708021711
that's just great. hope i get in a situation like that some day
Rate
>>708023278
While I am writing those notes down, I meant the hardness/dick getting pushed into my body thing.
>>708010453
>People aren't allowed to like or prefer circumcised dicks
This is why nobody takes you guys seriously.
>>708023809
Oh I've never had that problem. Do you ever feel like you can never get your dick fully hard? If you do kegels that should help get a harder erection for more pushing power on your end.
She may have also just been abnormally tight and/or not aroused enough. Was it pushing back because of how tight it was or because you were hitting the cervix?
>>708024209
Definitely not the cervix unless she had the world's smallest vagina. It was pushing back because of how tight it was one way or another, I could do the same thing just by grabbing my dick and pulling it back.
Sometimes it does feel like I'm not fully hard, is there anything I can do for that? I did kegels a while back as well, but all that seemed to do was train my body to really effectively stop ejaculation.
>>708023226
8.5/10 very nice, and thank you for rating
>>708023346
TNX, though be careful what you wish for
>>708005498
>>708019393
>>708022347
10/10s :P
sorry for shitty quality pic
Tell me.
>>708024851
If you're not willing to change your diet then doing some cardio at least 3 times a week and nofap probably are the only other things that will help. That and viagra.
If you are however willing to make some dietary changes read my post here:
>>708013759
Seriously just try it for two weeks and you will notice your boners are way stronger.
Watch the Netflix documentary "Forks Over Knives" for more info. They show you how meat and dairy fuck up your cardiovascular system.
>>708022528
Anyone?
>>708025699
Alright, it's worth keeping in mind. Thanks for the tips.
>>708025399
i've never talked to her about it, but it'd love to be used infront of her. if it ever happened i don't think it could end that badly if she agreed with the idea.
>>708025699
It's why ED is so damn common. Your penis is not an island. If you are having troubles getting or maintaining an erection then your cardiovascular system is fucked, expect to get a heart attack past 50. The human body is resiliant but continual abuse will fuck you over.
Also if you are a smoker (tobacco) FUCKING STOP. That's honestly the worst fucking thing you can do for your body and dick ever.
Rate my small ass cock
I'm tiny af
>>708025699
>>708026205
This anons. ED is basically early symptoms of heart disease. I don't eat processed meat. Maybe a steak or something once a week.
>>708008164
Why is it that women don't seem that interested in pictures of penises, but post lesbian porn all day? I don't get it.
>>708023226
6.7-6.9 inches in lenght
Girth = unknown, probably average
Pictures taken with old shitty mobile phone
>>708026732
Not skewed at all
>>708014284
I have the same type of dick but I'm afraid to have sex, is sex ok for u?
>>708012336
how small is it
not big but r8
>>708001247
I'm 6.5"x5.5", how is that? I don't have cam on me
Rate
>>708007613
10/10 wanna sword fight. Press my balls against urs and bang shafts together
..this one is mine..
>>708031625
Moar
>>708031821
>>708031625
samefagging
not a jew
>>708032314
ewwww, can you even pull the skin back?
>>708032595
yh im just showing off my skin kek
This might sound like a rhetorical question, but why are only huge cocks being posted? I mean, who is to to blame for having a small one, seriously? I have a pretty mediocre sized one as well but I'm not ashamed to show it.
>micropeen reporting in
>>708033171
what are you on about? there are plenty of small dicks in this thread, mine included
?
r8
Anyone?
>>708024275
that looks so big. i"d love to see my gf try it.
Rate
>y'all niggas gay
>>708001247
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“Heh…”
In a second, my body vanishes, and I am suddenly behind you. You look awfully confused right now. How cute. “P-please man, I-I...I didn’t mean it!” you stutter vividly. I ignore your worthless pleas for mercy, and I sling the katana upwards into the air, and bring it down in one fell swoop. A squelching noise sounds from your body.
In an instant, your head parts, both morsels parting and flopping down, spurting a fountain of blood. Your lifeless corpse sags over and falls to the ground.
“That’s what you get for supporting Trump, you racist homophobe…” I say coldly, as my body backs away and fades into the awe-inspiring darkness that shifts behind the world’s cruel illumination. I give your body one last look before I tip my suave trilby and withdraw, trench coat swishing about.
>>708033596
Nice curve, would suck or ride. At least 8/10.
>>708033752
>calls guys posting their dicks gay
>proceeds to shitpost anime faggotry
>>708034159
These pics are so fucking autistic it hurts. Thanks for the thread bumps tho
>>708034202
they are TANKS that are KAWAII get it right gapeboy
>>708019636
holy fucks more?
Image limit reached, sage. Thanks everyone, go home.
>>708034586
the gayest guy in the entire thread. "so anon what did you do today ?"
"i went looking for penis thread and then spammed tanks to save the world from the gays"
"oh anon, you're my hero"
