Ask someone who lives in a cave anything
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask someone who lives in a cave anything
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
>>707994830
How the fuck do you get internet
>>707994830
likely bs but circumstances leading to troglodytism ?
>>707994830
do you live in a cave?
>>707995315
/thread
>>707994830
How's the wifi?
Time stamp a rock
>>707995315
>>707995407
I use some free Xfinity network nearby, the cave isn't that deep underground.
>>707995396
Yes.
>>707994830
How do you charge your device (I assume phone)
>>707995855
Why you live in a cave?
>>707995855
That rock looks like a penis
You live in a penis cave
>>707994830
pic of your bed and shit piles or OP is a faggot
>>707995598
I would if i had something to write with
>>707995934
Theres a row of power lines about 20 minutes away. I plug in and charge for a few hours and then hike back. I do this about every 2 days
>>707994830
what country are you from?
also, isn't it cold?
>>707994830
Im gonna ask the question that everybody should have asked, why are you living in a cave?
>>707994830
In this thread: OP visited a cave one day and wants to share his shitty pics.
>>707996189
After my mom died, I ran out of money and this seemed like the best option
>>707996226
I relieve myself in a sewer a couple hundred feet away. I sleep here sometimes but only when it isn't flooded.
>>707994830
how long do you think you have before you are murdered?
>>707994830
>>707996672
How do you get food?
Did you consider somethin' like a work?
>>707996672
Give us a pic of your setup/campsite
>>707996578
I'm in the U.S. Its only about 50 degrees in here.
>>707996690
A few months maybe. I've been finding small mangled animals every so often. I'm guessing its either a bear or a mountain lion of some sort
>>707994830
how do you get internet
>>707996672
>this seemed like the best option
trolled softly
What country?
who is your waifu?
>>707996944
Thijs
Is it warm in the cave?
What do you sleep on?
Have you banged any hot slizz in that cave?
What do you eat?
>>707997123
read you idiot
>>707994830
Do you have a job
>>707996837
LMAO
fuck off sam!
>>707994830
How old are you
How old were you when you went in the cave
>>707997123
How do you read select replies and miss key points like this?
>>707997384
56
17
>>707994830
what do use to go on 4chan if so how do you charge your device?
>>707994830
Why do you think anyone cares about your shithole Isis clubhouse?
Did you eat so much of that sewer shit that you would consider yourself, "full of shit"?
>>707997481
are you virgin?
how many women have visited your cave?
how many are still inside?
>>707994830
have you been raped?
will you get used to being raped?
Just because you live in a cave doesnt mean you need to take pictures with a rock. Cant see shit
>>707996204
So OP lives in a vagina
>>707997481
My bullshit detector is going off, theres no way you could live in a cave for 39 years and not have either hanged yourself or gone batshit.
>>707996935
50 degrees? holy fuck that's hot as fuck
>>707997171
Relatively. Its about 50 in the warmest spot, 60 in the sewers, and close to 30 in the coldest. I sleep here most days inside the sewers. I've only been here about 3 weeks so I don't have much and any supplies I find I typically use right away. I fish regularly with my knife but usually I just kill squirrels and rabbits.
>>707997190
No, haven't had one in over 3 years
>>707997384
I'm 27, only lived here a few weeks.
>>707997679
I use a phone I found when I came across a hiking trail. I charge my phone at a row of power lines nearby.
>>707997979
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>>707997784
this isn't mohammed
>>707998081
that's no cave thats a man made wall
>>707998145
Roll
>>707998081
Will you rape someone in your cave adventures?
>>707998317
he said he was in the sewers you dumb fuck
>>707998317
kek OP is full of shit
>>707998333
how you get electricity?
>>707998384
>Ask someone who lives in a cave anything
>>707998081
Fucking white people man
>>707996837
Samsquantch
>>707994830
how often you think about suicide?
>>707998028
I'm assuming you use centigrade (celsius) so I'll translate, that's 10 degrees. That's close to the temperature that you can get hypothermia at.
>>707997481
This is not me
>>707998563
I live and utilize the cave portion for everything other than sleeping.
>>707998760
Until I can manage to get any money so I don't have to live in this hell, every day.
what do you jerk it to?
where in the cave do you jerk it?
Do you not have friends or family?
>>707998599
dont be racist you fucking nigger
>>707994830
How do you eat
>>707998883
is it really possible that this is the best idea you could come up with? like, really? not even asking a relative or a friend? assuming you have any.
>>707999043
But what the fuck man he went and lived in a cave when he ran out of money instead of getting a job
>>707998986
I never knew my father and my mother was adopted. I'm originally from a small town, I never really had any friends.
>>707999137
Fishing and hunting
>>707999248
I would've if I knew anybody
>>707999406
I tried for a few years to get a job but there weren't a whole lot of businesses around my home.
>>707998563
Well, he said that sometimes he sleeps near the sewers. When they're not flooded. Other pictures look cave-like enough.
OP, do you intend to be a cave hobo forever, or will you eventually go to social services?
>>707999651
do you realize that you going to die?
>>707999651
Why don't you clean up as much as you can, and then hitchhike to a city? You can then use the homeless shelter to take a shower and get some interview clothes. Put a post office box on your resume.
>>707999651
>>707999702
>OP, do you intend to be a cave hobo forever, or will you eventually go to social services?
this
jesus, man, if you do jackshit about the situation it won't change.
Do you want your bones found inside a sewer 30 years from now?
>>707999702
>>708000141
>>708000213
As much as I'd love to leave here, I can't. I don't have any forms of identification and the closest shelter I know of is about a 4 day hike. I'm stuck here.
>>708000622
are you a professional photographer because these pics are just great
>>708000622
just do the hike?
>>707999651
what area are you from anon?
>>708000622
... is that a penis?
btw, just go somewhere. I don't know how this shit works, but I'm sure that if you talk to someone who operates with bums (heck, even the police) they will help you.
Which rock is beginning to look more attractive every day?
>>707998869
He said he lives in the us you dumb fuck so more then likely his using F
>>708000769
It's hard to take pictures in a place thats pitch black in 90% of the areas.
>>708000823
I tried. The problem is food and water. I don't have anything that I can make last 4 days.
>>708000900
Midwestern U.S.
>>708001013
I can't go to police after living here, I'd be fined/arrested for trespassing almost immediately.
>>708000622
Stay strong cavebro. I am with you
>>708001357
>tfw im most probably gonna end up like cavebro
>>708001305
Wouldn't living in a jail be better?
>>708001357
This. If that's real and u'll survive enough to get out of that cave, u'll be a new man.
>>708001305
well then go to a church and ask to the priest, there has to be some form or caritas, or can put you in touch with the right people
>>708001749
He'll be a cave man.
Any /b/ros on here willing to flood his cave if I pay them?
>>708001305
cavebro argentinean here, i would like to invite you to drink some mate, you are a nice person
shit people lives in big houses but you don't even have one and you are better than them
>>708002101
m8, living a "natural life" is one thing. living in a sewer eating rats is another
>>708001728
Trespassing in this area won't get me jail time, only a fine that I can't afford.
>>708001749
That's my hope. If I had even a few dollars I could probably take that and be done with this.
>>708002101
I would love to. anything for a fellow cave/b/ro
>>708002261
How hasn't anyone found you yet? or have they?
>>708001305
You just need water for the four days
>>708002261
>Trespassing in this area won't get me jail time, only a fine that I can't afford.
then you won't have to pay for it, dumb.
I don't know how it works there, but I assume that if you have no material means to pay the bill they should put you into jail for a brief period. honestly in your condition anything could be an improvement.
>>708002261
what do you masturbate to and where in the cave do you do it?
>>708002057
pest exterminator here
Why the fuck are you on 4chan telling us your shitty life instead of contacting some social service that might help you?
>>708002261
Where in the US are you?
>>707994830
What do you know of the real world?
>>708002718
because I feel an urge to constantly laugh at toads on /b/ and love trolling
>>707994830
How many times did you end up watching Fury Road before you finished your excavations? Also, can we get another picture of your fucking toe thumbs?
>>707994830
Are you part of the tunnel snakes gang?
>>708002468
No one has found me thankfully.
>>708002501
Even so, when I tried before, I used most of my water sparingly and still only made it a quarter of the full distance.
>>708002554
There's a law here that makes it so any fines under a certain amount can't permit jail time.
>>708002718
/b/ros before anyone
>>708002785
I'm not entirely sure right now. The GPS in the phone doesn't work for some reason. I imagine I'm somewhere in either Montana or Idaho.
>>708002827
I grew up in a small trailer outside of Flint Creek, Montana so I know basic things. I haven't lived in a cave my whole life.
Two lovers, forbidden from one another
A war divides their people
And a mountain divides them apart
Built a path to be together
...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
Secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
Through the mountain!
Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
>>708003246
>There's a law here that makes it so any fines under a certain amount can't permit jail time.
well, what's the worst they can do to you then? go, take your chance, or do as >>708002718
said
>>708003405
You can do it, OP. Leave your shivering days of burned-yet-raw-inside squirrel flesh behind.
>>708003246
How the fuck do you not know what state you're in? Go beat up some niggers so you have a bed to sleep in and food to eat at the police station.
OP,
How long do you intend to do this? or more importantly how long do you think you'll be able to do this?
>>708003246
seriously man, go somewhere else, winter is approaching, and with that diet and no medicines you won't last past december.
>>708003246
fucking calling absolute bullshit. OP is a massive faggot. Has been living in a cave for weeks and doesnt know where in the US he is but can still charge his phone and have a clean blanket and brand new water bottles. Fuck off faggot OP.
>>707997944
Underrated
>>707998556
OP completely ignores this question. fucking trolling faggot
>>708003552
Oh trust me, I want to.
>>708003568
I wandered for a couple weeks after I got kicked out of my home. Once I ran out of money I looked for whatever was close enough
>>708003656
Until I can somehow find a way to make money, It will probable take a few more months. I only intended to be here for a few days, but once I realized how scarce resources are, I know know I'm going to be here until the spring.
>>708003835
I had a plan to get to the highway closest to here and try to hitch a ride to the closest town. The problem is I'll just be in the same situation as before with no place to stay and live.
>>708004017
Water bottles I've had for a few weeks now, I clean them every day. That blanket has never touched anything but the floor it's currently on. I stole it from a rest stop a month or two ago.
>>707994830
Looks like a place called devil's den.
>>708001797
and get molested.
>>708004273
and still ignoring the ability to charge your phone yet not know where you are?
cum on a rock and wright the current date with the cum
>>708004273
How did you know how survive? And how long are you in this cave?
>>707995404
>>707995404
Thank mr. skeltal, doot doot.
post tits as timestamp
Aren't you worried you'll be found?
>>708003246
Do you want to eat this?
>>708004273
>That blanket has never touched anything but the floor it's currently on. I stole it from a rest stop a month or two ago.
Was desperate enough to steal it 2 months ago but only just used it in the past what, 2 weeks?
Lots of holes appearing in this OP.
Still calling you out as a massive faggot
>>708004606
I answered this already
>>707998081
>>707996389
>>708003246
>>708004648
I grew up playing outside. I guess its just natural. And I've been here 3 weeks now.
>>708004877
Sometimes, yes. Other times not really, in my time here I haven't seen any signs of human life.
>>708005115
>I answered this already
when?
Op, have you began evolving into a pale, cave dwelling, smeagol like creature yet?
>>708005115
OP, are you in a position for a timestamp? If not can you rearrange the bottles next to your blankie in a T shape?
>>708005242
just found it. My bad OP
>>708005242
Read the thread, faggot
>>708005115
How do you like Minecraft so far
>>708005242
He said he hikes out for a few hours every other day to a phone line.
>>708005242
How fucking retarded are you buddy?
>>708005115
Sell phone for money to get ticket to get to a town with shelter. Or just embrace the caveman existance, and learn how to optimize it. GOod luck
>>708005382
>Read the thread, faggot
Still dont believe him
>>708005242 (You)
He said he hikes out for a few hours every other day to a phone line.
>>708005599
heaps moite
I'm calling bullshit, OP said he lived in a cave then posted pictures of his set up in a storm drain that he claimed was a sewer. He also said that he gets wifi in the cave, but if you've ever been caving before you'd know that it's impossible to get WIFI/Data anywhere no matter how shallow the rock is above. My bet is OP slept in a stormdrain he saw then posted half assed pics of the cave his friend brought him to.
>>707994830
where do you live?
>>708005719
finally, someone agrees.
also brand new water bottles.
even if you wash that shit the plastic gets all crinkled after a few days let alone a few weeks
>>708005851
Also Filenames. Called "Image" and such.
>>707994830
post a picture of your face timestamped
W h o
d i d
Y o u
K i l l e d ?
>>708005955
fuck yeah, didn't even think of this. phone pictures are just a string of numbers. these photos have been through a computer.
>>708005086
>>708004273
Every other place before that was either warm or there was something else I could use as a bed. This was the first time I couldn't find anything to use. I stole the blanket as a precautionary for a time like this.
>>708005362
I can do the bottle thing.
>>708005719
>>708005851
It could be a storm drain, I call it a sewer because of the water but I could be wrong.
>>708005955
They're from this phone, I'm not sure how to change the filename
>>708004273
This cave is full of water. Pretty impossible you live or store stuff there. Your story is as fake as the sewer king from Oslo.
>>708005288
Pls answer
>>708005955
b/ has changed. how can there be only 2 people on this thread that think this is a load of fucking bullshit
What would be your last resort if all else fails op?
Also best of luck if this is true. careful around Christmas, you'll be cold as fuck
>>708006250
still waiting for your face
>>707994830
weeks in a cave. only things collected are 3 identical brand new drink bottles, a blanket, and a plastic knife. OP = faggot
>>708003002
toppest of keks
Are you skankhunt42?
>>707996855
this is probably the first or second question that should have been asked/answered. Timestamp preferably. If you don't have writing utensils, scratch it into a wall with a rock.
I won't ask where you're at, but i will ask if you're in ohio. Very similar feature near me
>free xfinity network for internet access
>no sign of human life nearby
OP you are full of shit and your story is bullshit
>>708006679
sry, i was being stupid and didn't even bother to read the thread.
If you're near me I'll bring you some coffee and smoke a joint with you
>>>>707994830
How do you treat your gonorrea?
>>708006679
Dude thinks he's the rock whisperer
>>708006420
I have not yet sadly
>>708006376
Again, I utilize the cave for everything else but sleeping. Theres a good source of what I believe to be either trout or bass in the water.
>>708006450
I have my knife, I could always slit my wrists.
>>708006866
I'm in a manmade sewer. I explained that. There are hiking trails about 10-12 miles away. I've followed them but they don't lead to anything of use to me. the phone itself was already connected to the wifi. I haven't tried to mess with that.
>>708004611
kek has spoken cavebro, do right by his holy word and you will be rewarded
Op confirmed faggot
>>708007102
>what I believe to be either trout or bass in the water
Are you trying to make this even less believable? Trout and bass are different on many levels..
Do you poop in the sewer next to your bed or walk outside your cave and do it.
You could make a game of it and poop at the start of the sewer and see which poo is yours.
What do you jack off to
>>708007102
Op wtf u gonna do in winter time? You freeze to death nigguh. U got about a month until it starts getting really cold. You gotta make it to a shelter.
OP man, do you have a paypal or something? I would be more than happy to help you out.
>>708007463
Fortunately cave anon is at home baiting all you newfag underaged fucks
>>708007102
>hiking trails 10 miles away but wifi
>sewer but no humans nearby
Still calling bullshit
Your story doesn't add up
>>708007102
what do you fap to anon and where do you do it ive asked so many times
does your cave have wifi
>>708007561
he already timestamped
>>708007792
he still could have just go to cave with some blanket and bottles and sit there on 4chan taking picures just to ruse you
>>708007946
it's still better than trap, loli, ylyl, rekt, dickrate, trump, feels, and b8 threads
>>708007323
I'm aware they're different. I don't know fish all that well but I know they're one of those kinds.
>>708007463
I'm not sure yet.
>>708007549
I do but I don't know if that would be right on your part.
>>708007600
The sewer is old I can tell. When I said no humans have been here, I meant that I haven't seen any workers or hikers around here. I'm not saying people aren't around here, I'm saying I haven't seen any in person.
>>708007640
I don't, simple as that.
The phone probably has cell service not wifi. Or the man made sewer has city/county wifi, they could've installed it for workers because they didnt have cell service underground, and why secure it if no one but shitty workers had access.
All im saying is that if its man made, it could have wifi.
However I don't believe that OP doesn't know where he is. Every city I've been to labels their sewer system, like the sewer caps will say, "City of XYZ"
I am still not sure if I should believe Op.
You have WiFi in the fucking wilderness.
What do you do in your free time?
What clothes do you wear?
Did you have any medical problems yet?
How do you clean yourself /daily hygiene?
Post a selfie. If you don't have a beard you are lying
Can you show us the cave entry ? And your face if you don't mind ?
Timestamp or it didn't happen
>>708008316
dude I can barely keep my wifi running in a city sometimes. wifi in a cave/sewer in a place where OP doesnt even know where he is?
this whole thing is just such fucking bullshit. everyone on here believing it should be fucking ashamed. And here I was wondering how it was even remotely possible for Trump to be next potus. You Amerifags are all braindead
Post face pls
>>708008766
and also he says he hopes one day to get back on his feet yet he has apparently completely isolated himself from civilisation for weeks so much so that he is basically lost in the wilderness and doesn't really seem to mind
>>708009009
ikr
>>708008106
youre right, whats with all the trumps threads tho, i didnt know /b/ cared that much about politics, im europan so i cant give less fuck
>>708010386
/b/ doesn't, shills and CTR fags do
>>708008766
Mostly exploring. The cave goes back pretty far so thats cool to explore. most days I'm out looking for stuff I can use out in the woods. I wear a long sleeve shirt and jeans that I've had for a while now. I don't have any apparent medical problems yet other than a decrease in muscle mass and fat content from the lack of food and nutrients that I would be used to. The most I clean myself is in a river a few miles away. Its not ideal but it feels nice
>>708008823
>>708008828
>>708009384
I'd prefer not to show my face but I can show you the entry.
>>708009427
>>708008316
Sorry I wasn't clear before. I know where I am to a degree. The last place I remember is the Lima reservoir. I think I'm near Spencer but I don't know. I want to get back to a stable financial situation, I just cant seem to find a way that won't have some sort of negative consequences.
>>708010386
you're level of uneducation is sickening. What do "europan" and "cant give less fuck" even mean?
>>708010386
>not caring about politics
hurr durr i dont have an opinion hurr durr i let other people control me hurr durr im fine with being dependant on others hurr durr
>kill yourself, child
>>708010492
Any wild animals where this cave is? Do you fear being eaten by a bear ?
>>708010492
>Spencer
Like Spencer, ID?
>>708010659
Theres the basic squirrels, rabbits, raccoons. I don't worry about the bears so much but I do know they live around here.
>>708011419
Yes.
>>708011574
Keep a fire going op, find a way to vent the smoke. Keeps the bears away, especially because they'll be desperate for any source of food while winters approaching, and it'll also keep you warm during winter. That is if this is even real
>>708010492
How will you prepare to the winter?
Do you have already full collection of how to survive and trap making pics from /out/?
You seriously should start trapping animals and such.
Also, I really doubt you would end worse if you would walk into police station and ask for help..you can always come back there if it won't work out.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sh8Q6Jb.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>707996837
>>707994830
why don't you do youtube videos like the primitive technology channel he has like 4 million subs with oonly a few videos
oh and watch his videos, maby you can have a better lifestile with his tutorials
>>707994830
Join the army?
you allready have survival skills
>>708011574
It kind of sounds like you need help OP. You wanna get help? We could try to do that, I guess. I unno. Depending on where you are I might be able to hook you up with something.
>>708012177
My hope is that by the winter I can find something that can really help me. I've been looking for something flammable in the cave every day but its just not happening. I should definitely start trapping animals. I found some ropes inside of the sewers when I first got here so maybe I can fashion some sort of trap out of it.
>>708012488
I'll look more into those videos. I know what I'm doing for the most part but I don't know how to make a lot of the things that would really help me.
>>708012711
Considered that. I'm not /fit/ enough right now
>>708012829
I think I'm near Spencer but I'm not positive. Another anon mentioned paypal but I'm not sure how I feel about that.
>>708012829
This guy's either going to rape and murder OP or OPs going to rape and murder him.
>>707998081
How do you sleep without getting sick or bothered by insects?
>>708013006
Get some sort of GPS app for your phone so you can give us something more approximate. How old are you? If you're under 18 I can get in touch with some sort of agency to come give you a lift back to town and help sort you out. Otherwise I'd have to look and see.
Also, you don't need to be /fit/ to join the army. You get fit there, and besides, right now you just need to not be living in a cave in the woods.
>>708013059
I'm from the states but I'm overseas at the moment. I was just going to do some google searching and see if there wasn't something around that might be able to provide assistance for OP.
Plus he's likely to die this winter.
>>708003246
How do you charge your phone.Checkmate
why all images you posted are titled Image.jpg and for some reason have different resolutions?
>>708005384
underrated
>>708013574
>>708006435
pretending it's real makes it more interesting
>>708013574
>>708013574
Answered this
>>>707998081
>>>707996389
>>>708003246
>>708013459
I've tried GPS but I think something in the phone is broken. Google can't even determine where I am so I'm not sure whats up with that.
>>708013743
All of these are from the phone so I have no idea how to change the filename. I've edited each pic in order to lower the file size which apparently was over 2MB.
Have you ever been in any danger since you moved to the cave? Whats the worst thing that's happened to you?
>>708014094
Try looking for an app.
Also, general tip to get back to town: follow running water in the direction it is flowing. Failing this, go to the powerline and follow it generally toward the hiking trails you mentioned earlier. With any luck you ought to get to town.
Are there any names or posters on the sewer or anything else that has a name? We can also try to find you. I haven't done a search for someone in a while.
>>707994830
Got room for one more?
>>707996935
Have you ever read Richard Laymon?
>I use a phone I found when I came across a hiking trail. I charge my phone at a row of power lines nearby.
how do you use someone elses phone OP?
>>708014210
Yes actually. I was walking back from the river once when I came across a huge hole in the ground probably 20-30 meters across. I tried to walk around it and missed the edge which made me lose my footing and I fell into the hole. I managed to climb my way out of it but it took about 3 or 4 hours because of the wet, muddy terrain. The hole was about 30-40 meters deep.
>>708014474
Apps were no use. I'll check the sewer walls for any indication later when I get the chance.
>>708014697
No I have not. Good author? Similar story?
>>708014808
Its not locked if thats what you're referring to.
>>708010497
hahaha
>>708010552
i meant that i dont care about USA politics as it will not affect me because i cant see myself going to USA for any reason
send another photo of your cave
How do I send u money cavebro?
>>708015204
>>708015984
I have a paypal but I don't think you want to waste your money on a lost cause such as myself.
>>708016083
>>708015204
Forgot the file, my bad.
>>708016083
How do you have a PayPal?
Are you making this all up?
>>708008828
Show us ur fucking face. Here's me, donating plasma for meth
>>708016202
I had a paypal as my source of money back when my mom died. I had to sell my phone and computer for cash a while ago. I guess the ironic thing is that I sold my access to my account for money.
>>708015984
>>708016168
ok fine my paypal is [email protected]
>>708016680
This is not me, this is someone else.
>>708016404
I'm sorry but I just don't want my face out there.
>>708016780
this guy is the fake, the paypal is me
>>708016404
I dont want to show my face here
>>708016780
>>708016926
these guys are both fakes, the paypal is me
>>708016404
I dont want to show my face here
>>708016926
Supergay.
>>708016680
im in a cave eating my own shit, please donate god bless
>>708016680
>>708016926
>>708017206
Please don't do this. I don't want to solicit money from people for no reason.
>>708017292
gay like your freddy mercury mustache
>>708017482
Op here, please this guy is trying to get you not to donate
please help>>708016680
This nigga about to reveal he has 4 pet turtles and a strange bottle of fluid floating in the shit
>>708017634
What a fucking kike
>>708016680
help
>>708002261
>fine that I can't afford.
The fuck are they going to do if you don't pay, repossess your cave ?
best thread ive ween in a while, and OP why wouldn't you want us to donate?
>>708016404
If you truly want to help, text me 6092463497. This is the number of the phone I found.
>>708018088
I don't like people having to go out of their way to help me. Feels selfish I guess.
>>708017935
Its not that. I don't want the debt.
>>708017935
kek'd
>>708004988
Ifunny.co
Faggot
>>708018253
how do you pay for the service for this phone you found?
>>708016083
>lost cause
We waste our money on whatever we like, ok ?
OP, what type of cave is it? Do you see any interesting formations?
>tfw texting cavebro
>>707998317
That's the sewer you illiterate mongoloid
>>708018677
Post your number so we can offer words of support cavebro.
>>707996389
How do you plug something into a power line? Is there just a socket?
>>708018457
OP? care to answer this?
>>708001033
My sides
why the hell did you choose a cave instead of some local homeless shelter? call 911 if all else fails.
>>708003344
I love you!
>>708018253
so what are you going to do when/if you get out of that cave, do you have some kind of degree or work experience, or maybe just a passion for something?
>>708018457
I don't. Whoever owns this phone hasn't stopped the service to it yet for some reason.
>>708018563
If that's how you feel.
>>708018637
I'm not an expert but it appears basic. Some stalactites and what appears to be a flint deposit.
>>708018779
This is somewhat connected to the cave. I've elaborated on this earlier.
>>708019023
6092463497
>>708019046
Theres an outlet in a control box. I'm not sure if this is bad for the phone or not.
>>708019132
None that I knew of in the area.
OP disappears when asked how he pays for phone service on a phone he found with no job or money
>>708019233
I've always been good at manual labor. Maybe I'll go into construction. I didn't go to school so thats sort of a roadblock.
>>708019361
Sorry, lots of responses. Takes me a while to type on this phone.
I hope somebody is taking pictures of this thread
Op what model is your phone?
>>708019921
The back of the phone says Samsung Rex 70. I'm not familiar with cellphones but I believe it to be an older model.
MFW I AM A LONELY VIRGIN SO I TAKE PICS OF A CAVE, ACT LIKE I LIVE IN IT, AND NEWFAGS FALL FOR IT. MY FIRST SOCIAL VALIDATION IN YEARS
>>708020213
>If you desire to utilize this function, you must enable the location of your Samsung Rex 70. It is very simple and you have to start with unlocked your Samsung Rex 70. Following that, made sliding your little finger up down. The action gives the opportunity to see the notification screen. Then you only click on the Location icon. You also can turn on the GPS by going to the parameter menu, pressing Data Location, you then simply check the box to access my position and then turn on the GPS. By doing this the GPS of your Samsung Rex 70 is initiated. GPS is seriously practice to know your position on a map
Have you enabled the gps?
>The back of the phone says Samsung Rex 70
Samsung Rex 70 has written Samsung on it's back
>>708015097
30-40meters? You fell 100-120 ft and crawled out? Also, what American uses meters to describe a distance?? Kys!
how much is the rent?
do you meet any animal friends?
>>708019249
Answer your phone you faggot
>>708021345
>Also, what American uses meters to describe a distance?
Not retarded one.
SAGE
>>708021544
If you tried to call, it may not have gone through. Try again later.
>>708021052
I tried that, still isn't working. Anything else?
>>708021345
I was taught metric for most measurements but I want to know imperial, sorry.
>>708021623
I'm positive that you have sucked a dick or two in your life
>>708021322
uh oh
op?
>>708021920
>>708021322
It may be a replaced case, I'm not sure. If I was able to take a picture of it I would, the text is very small and close to the charging port if that helps.
>>708021830
>raised poor in a trailer
>fell through the cracks of American society
>lives in a cave in fucking Montana
>uses faggot metric system over 'Merican system of measurement
Sage as fuck
>>708003344
Why is there a handmark on your forehead
>>708005796
in a cave
>>707994830
If you were normal who would you vote for Hillary or Trump?
>>708022740
Trump.
>>708022360
>>708021701
If you say so.
Someone archive this
I suggest you call the police. Explain your situation they will likely be able to connect you with social services. If the phone doesn't work to connect with them you must get to a highway and hitch to a town or village where you can get help.
You must promise me so you don't freeze to death /b/ro.
>>708023406
screencap it
>>708024147
Winter is coming.
>>708024147
I want to promise you that I will go and find help. I really do. I just have no idea if I can simply make it that far without enough supplies to get there and back, should I have to.
>>707995855
Ops using batmans wifi
dis is good autistic work of fiction, be thankful homoboys
>>708024657
This isn't really a choice OP you will surely die if you don't hike out of there supplies or not.
You're getting weaker all the time.
Ever heard of into the wild? You're gonna die in that cave or area around it if you don't leave before the snow and ice trap you.
>>707995855
Xfinity wifi isn't free nigger. You have to have an existing account and log in faggot.
Thanks for sharing pics of the inside of your gaping cunt.
RIP anon
