James madness continues
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
James madness continues
>>707991483
Message her dad and ask why she's not replying
no
>>707991483
I truly hope there is more to come. The man is a god.
>>707991678
James didn't start this thread, dipshit.
He's probably getting ready to get beaten into whale oil by her dad
get ani gifs in here for anons to catch up with the story so far
>>707991814
James you have to make her feel like shit now for rejecting you, post a guy with a similar body type fucking a sexy ass bitch and be like i was jk this whole time you ugly skank i only fuck alpha hoes
>>707991904
good man
>>707991904
bless your soul
Lets all prepare to mourn a legend.
James was an autist of the purest caliber. May his dickey rest in peacey
>>707991765
Not until he sees his cock, then the dad will demand for her to suck his dick
ORIGINAL THREAD
hxxps:// drive.google. /open?id=0B-IRhwVz0QhzZENkR3ZYd2JjLWs
NO VIRUS PROOF:
hxxps://www.virustotal. com /en/file/ 43e9de5c5277f7fac6ac7efd0e40947c72a0bb6ec3b58f84c7db2e8361bd32aa/analysis/1476549448/
Post her number James. Find her dad's landline in the phone book and post it as well
Ok listen I actually got the ticket out of this mess for you, James. To bad I didn't get to give it to you earlier. Here's what to do (especially since she's gonna show everyone that picture anyway):
1. Randomly send out that dick pic to as many people at school as possible. Throw in a few teachers and parents too, for good meassure.
2. "Phone was hacked!"
>>707991913
this is definitely what you need to do. genius
>>707992050
Well yeah, obviously
>>707991904
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
>>707992041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNyKDI9pn0Q
RIP James. Legund of 4chan
>>707992104
it's a virus
>>707991483
Sara y James son la misma persona
>>707991765
Doesn't mean he isn't reading the thread.
>>707992171
I wrote that already two hours ago
FUR FOX SAYK JAMES MAY DIE IN THIS CORPOREAL WORLD BUT HIS MEMORY WILL LIVE ON WITH ALL OF US
MAY WE LIKEY DICKEY FOR ALL TIME
Can you post the full story? Would be fun to read
>>707992142
THIS
james what city do you live in so we can keep our eyes out for news stories and all bail you out incase you go to jail
>>707991145
>T H E H A C K E R K N O W N A S 4 C H A N
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1476552239057.gif
http://is.4chan.org/b/1476547272789.gif
>>707992393
Read the fucking thread nigger
It's right fucking here.
>>707991904
>It was a nice dick pic eh?
It's like James isn't even trying, but the lulz have been good so far
RIP James.
Likey dickey 4ever
James needs to plead his case to her for being a stuck up cunt. She doesn't realize what she's missing!
>>707992560
james isn't james
sara wasn't sara
this is a ruse to make stupid people laugh
nobody is who they say they are
I'm not even me
where is he :(
>>707992722
>check'd for new meme
Press F to likey dickey
>>707992770
but who was phone?
>>707992770
But then who was phone?
>>707992502
not him but how did it happen? and how are the 2 related?
ebin lel tho
Post her number and do a full on dick pic raid
>would make my year
>>707992821
>>707992822
>hive mind
Look at those post numbers lol
>>707992826
it's his step sister
>>707992826
he posted a thread like 2 hours ago saying he finally built the courage to talk to his crush but she crushed him so he got mad and started trollingher
>>707992868
Should I?
>>707992868
THIS
>>707991904
>"what's the matter you no likey my dickey?"
>>707992875
You'd never make a thread as cool as James'. I bet you're not even autistic.
>>707992822
Hey you stole my thought.
>>707993042
YES and her FB
>>707993042
YES it would be more effective then just you trying.
EVERYONE would ruin that bitches day
>>707993042
yeah probably should unless youre beta :/
>>707992984
thanks
looks fake but i want to believe
+ i have a glorious dickpic ready so..
>>707992868
This js tbh
>>707993042
fucking rolling for an immortal bread
>>707993042
Hell yeah. This thread could become legendary
>LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY LIKEY DICKY
Was the last thread connected to this one? Does James know about this?
GIve us her number
>alpha as fuck
>>707993208
He hasn't been beta this entire time. He'll do it
>>707993042
For the lulz m8
>>707992904
and right to the second
>>707993042
james you can become a 4chan legend in exchange for your social life... which is already ruined. you might as well check it and just do something worth while
>>707993042
Do it James. You're a legend now, but could ascend to godhood.
>>707993230
i think its real, no bait would have such real and delayed responses..usually op gets carried away with their own bait
>>707993042
Give us her number and her Facebook and I'll make sure your story will make the news.
>>707993368
This couldn't be more true
>Your ass is ours now bwoy
>>707993261
OP here, i connected this thread before the last one 404'd. usually james replies late just be patient this is the third thread
>>707993042
The people have spoken James. This is what kek desires.
>>707993042
Give us her adress and I'll make it worth your wild
>>707992822
>>707992821
>>707993539
Oh shit nigga
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R2_gg_io_c
>>707993539
BRAGER, ROSE
>>707993539
>>707993599
Dubs confirm it.
>>707993476
Like I've said last 2 threads. I don't give a fuck if it's real or fake. It's not a trap thread, it's not a cuck thread, it's not a "rate my dick thread", and it's not a fucking roll to fap thread. It's /b/. Straight up. I laughed when my whole fucking week has sucked and I'm at work on a Saturday. I love it.
>>707993539
>9525645842
YOUR A LEGEND
>>707993539
OH FUCK
H
F
U
C
K
post your dick pics and her receiving them
>>707993539
James don't care.
James don't give a fuck.
James for pres 2016
>>707993307
whoa...i genuinely want that guy to answer me, then we can realize we were twins separated at birth.
>>707993539
NOW START DELIEVRING FAGGOTS
>>707993539
This is going somewhere. Somewhere good.
May the 4chins shine down upon us.
>>707993539
can someone confirm this? Im calling out of work if this is the real number
>>707993724
Seriously, I was starting to like /b/ less and less till now. Every fucking thread has been the exact same shit lately.
put me in cap tbh
I said hi guys
>>707993539
ITT: retarded newfags falling for this shit
>>707993868
I'm here dude, what am I answering?
>>707992276
download so you can proof it
This is so fucking awesome
hi r/4chan
Do we have James's fb? Or at least the epic of the fat dude with glasses we think is James?
phone isnt real.... its a text message john was using imessage
WE WANT THE REAL #
>>707993539
Kek bless this man, he is a true disciple of meme magic
>>707993853
C'mon faggot read thread, don't be spoonfed
>>707994104
See original thread for fb
>>707993940
ITT: Anon decides that his conspiracy tehories come before any fun.
"No fun can exist, because it may not be real!" said the anon, his belly fat jiggling with rage and his small phallus flopping around.
I already sent Sara a link to this thread
>incoming v&
>>707993539
>9525645842
call any # from the interwebz
callmylostphone com
just rings. also takes phone off silent and rings
Someone post the pic of James from OG thread
>>707993539
Someone confirm the number and I call from a fucking public phone in India and say what /b/ decides.. I'll record and post the audio
this is one newish btard orchestrating everything
he is feeling exhausted from quick posting and weighing up how legit he seems
he wants to go to bed now
>>707994104
This is who we thought was him
Facebook /james.holcomb.5454
>>707994373
952 is a Minnesota prefix. Not colorado. Your info is bad
9016519629
this is her number
>>707994025
you are easily amused
>>707994434
He confirmed it isn't his fb
>>707994199
did it had a 5454 at the end of it?
>>707994200
> B A S E D D I G I T S
Do people hate fun or something?
I likey the dickey
>>707994501
nah
>>707994407
read this
>>707994514
dang it. to think I was going to use the pic for a meme :^(
>>707994434
>he used a hardee's bag as a profile pic
TOPFUCKINGKEK
>>707994589
my bad
>>707994476
Same>>707994371 applies here as well
>>707994501
& you suffer from USI
POST MORE OC JOHN
>>707994562
They don't want to be pranked. they want to be the guy who can say "What did I say? You faggots fell for it." Especially since if it does work out they just kek over it anyway.
>>707994476
Its legit sara omfg
Whether it's really him or not, this fits the description
Fat and autistic
jesus i've been having a terrible week and was searching a feels thread but this is SO MUCH BETTER thank you james
>>707994776
If it is Sara, then send her a dick pic and show us the results
>>707994774
Just accept you're no fun m8 & have a bath
Bravo John, a real faggot
INSULTINGLY FAKE
James do another chick you know
Y'all took the bait about phone numbers without confirming. Not saying I give a fuck but just so you guys kno. James needs to post her fb so we know for sure
wheres our an hero?
>>707995028
Hm? I'm just here for the james shenanigans. I want to see the evolution, and possible de-evolution, of a meme in the making.
james will appear at post 200 like last time
>>707995154
I usually never care about these threads. Glad I decided to stick around for this one, even though it's probably fake.
real or fake, who gives a fuck?
best series of threads on /b/ in quite a while
ITS NOT SARA
wait... did someone say spiderman?
STOP PUSHING STUPID BORING FAKE-ASS MEMES YOU FUCKING WEASEL
>>707995355
OH SHITTT WE NEED TO GIVE THIS BITCH SARAS NUMBER WHERE ARE YOU JAMES
>>707995355
KEK
>>707994742
>>707995028
tf is John?
Thread is dead, James ain't here..
Possibilities
1.It was all fake
2.James got arrested for no reason
3.Sara's dad is dry anal raping James right now at his house
4 . Sara got turned on by the last msg he sent and James finally upgraded to alpha and is fucking Sara in the ass right now
I thought they didn't really know each other. Considering he didn't even have her number until facebook. How did they happen to know each other's addresses? Am confused.
>>707995355
>156 messages
>>707995355
Fuck this bitch up until james returns
>>707995095
>>707995355
Told ya
THIS IS HORRIBLE
>>707995666
>ok satan
>>707995666
But its not Sara
>>707995374
Nope, you went spiderman too soon..
If you were on previous threads you'd wait..
>>707995594
must be the last one.
Fucking kek
>>707995834
abidi is really sara confirmed
>>707995666
satan speaks
THIS IS TAWDRY STOP THIS
hello i live in israel and new to 4chan, where do i change username? tnx
kyle.holcomb.794
>>707995976
Alt+f4
Sara?
From the fat James fb friendlist
>>707995976
Fuck off, jew
>>707995976
You dont
>>707996023
>>707995976
What is an Israel?
>>707995976
Used to be sage
>>707996064
Is her # still on her page?
>>707995988
research and find james
GUYS if we find james fb we can find saras number
james said he found her number from her facebook which means he follows her...
>GET TO WORK THIS THREAD IS STILL ALLIVE
>>707996064
Nice try faggot. Sara is her name, no h at the end
>>707993947
My asshole
>>707996064
Nah, wrong Sara. Her name is Sara Sanchez
stop troll, i can pay money, where change username
>>707996117
Didn't see it. But she said she took it off
>>707995976
to all retards that may want to reply to this : don't
Still nothing from her end. Stand by for number.
>>707996064
theres no h doe
>>707996137
nypa
>>707996374
Whoa
>>707995638
>never been in a group chat
>>707996374
>>707996374
Hurry up with her number james. Also post a pic of sara, so we can text her cum tributes pls & thnx
>>707996374
HE HAS RETURNED
>>707996374
fucking kek
>>707996425
Its edited
>>707996374
You're blocked, you imbecile. She can't see that shit.
>>707996398
You're such a faggot
>>707996374
OP stop toying with us, bait or not
>>707996374
>molest his earpussy
topkek
>>707996374
>molest his earpussy
>>707996374
JAMES IS BACK
GIVE HER NUMBER
>>707995355
>dont come to school monday
>>707996374
This is make or break James.
>either epic troll or epic thread
James she already said that you are blocked, its time for plan B
UNLEASH HER NUMBER for your minions to do you bidings for you
do it you wizzard
>>707996504
I try :)
>>707996374
Need proof it's her and you
>You're all being reported to the cyber polic
>consequences will never be the same
>>707996374
And so it begins again!
>>707996579
This
NOW
>>707996374
>14%
Did you not finish charging your phone faggot?
My detective skills say you arent the real James
>>707996374
confirmed james.
You need to give us her number theres no way shes gonna reply. or use a text app
>>707996374
delete her name so we can see the number
>>707996477
>>707996679
>3176194027
>>707996374
>molest his earpussy
This is what i love you for James
>>707996579
>>707996788
>prove it
>>707996642
>:)
Kys
SEND US CONTACT DETAILS
>>707991483
OP... edgelord fag, or legend?
>>707995976
Join the queue for the shower.
>>707991483
Sara from texas by any chance?
>>707996886
feed me til James get more B A S E D
>>707996866
Very nice anon.
Some dude from first thread said he might know them both
DUDE, come over here and spill the beans
>>707996348
Uh oh. Too late.
Why?
>>707994201
Oh shit nigga, chill out.
>>707996866
Its her
its fucking her
lolollololololololol
9725595000
Here you go anons
>>707997266
It looks like the real deal
JAMES ALWAYS DELIVERS I HAVE FAITH
>>707996374
>>707997266
Can the dubs make it true?
Unleash the dicks
If it is her cap Convo and post fags
>>707997341
ITS HERE!!!!!!!
>>707997266
It's legit guys get calling
>>707997341
Oh lord
>>707997341
Confirmed Sarah
>>707997341
OMG
>>707997341
Plz be legit
>>707997341
Well lads... Here goes...
>>707997266
>9725595000
FBI number
>>707997396
Cap convos anons
dont give up now
quick b4 the bread geds pruned
Time to make /b/ great again
>>707996651
You done goofed
>>707997341
FINALLY
>>707997341
317 is Indianapolis
Time is currently 14:27 in Indianapolis
Here we go...
>>707997341
>mfw
>>707997341
unleasshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>707995355
Checked, keked, and abdi rekted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x-56xBdX-w
>>707997608
nice fake fam
>>707997266
Lol your silly, this is her moms number
>>707997608
This poor civilian
>>707997666
Oh shit, Satan checked.
>>707997707
Upon closer inspection...
I'm a gullible shitlord
>>707997487
this no fbi number
>>707997809
Kek
>>707997666
Hail Satan
Check'd
>>707997608
Follow up bro
>>707997827
Check again
>>707997880
That's b8 m8
Whats going on ?
>>707997666
>>707995666
2 SATANS 1 THREAD
>>707997940
Lurk moar
ON THE PHONE WITH SARAH
>>707997925
Yeah, just noticed.
>>707997966
Kek
>>707997906
You're dumb to believe him m8
>>707997990
Prove it
>>707997990
i demand audio
>>707997666
When fbi start getting spammed with dick pics...
>best of /b/
>>707997966
better watch those digits ya demon.
>>707997966
You've almost ascended to be the 3rd.
Congrats on your dubs
>>707997608
OMG Sara just said she'll send tits if we leave her alone
Post some caps you shits I wanna witness the glory that is this thread
>>707997990
guise remember When Sara was being so tsundere earlier? ^_^
>>707997906
>not realizing this would've been the greatest kek if people started calling that number thinking it was Sara
>>707998015
You're dumb to believe I believed him.
>>707998158
Try harder
>>707998147
It aint real dumbass
its pasted from some powerpoint or sum shit
>>707995666
>>707997666
Best Thread
>>707991904
Do you like periphery?
>>707998206
Sure mr BTFO
Got her tits. Shall I post?
>>707998175
>thinking anyone dumb enough to hear they've reached the fbi office of dallas would keep thinking it's sarah.
sir imma need you step away from the keyboard for a moment.
>>707998360
No thanks
>>707998360
nah
someone post some sara shenanigans damnit
>>707998319
Ugh yip ko+++
>>707998360
do it
>>707998360
If I roll a 5, 7, or 9 then don't post them
>>707997666
fucking kek
>>707998466
Kek
>>707998360
Nah we're good. Thanks for offering.
>>707998360
Post pic from in the convo
mfw i live in japan and it costs a dollar a text to text american numbers
SOMEONE POST SOME SCREENSHOTS ALREADY
>>707997666
How did I not realize this was legit satan?
Why no screencaps, anons? She ain't responding?
>>707992770
but who the phone????
HOLY SHIT I WAS ON THE PHONE W HER AND EVERYTHING
not sara tho
