Chink Animal Battles AKA Return of Godrat 2016 Day #3? Thread #3
Some anon found this Chinese streamer battling insect/scorpion/rat/lizards/etc a couple days ago, and he's been going at it for two days now.
http://www.panda.tv/440526
If you're having connection problems, try using a mobile device (Android or iOS) since it loads mp4 instead of FLV. Or right click the video and select 2. Or use this rabbit stream link: https://www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
I've uploaded the raw streams of today's battles. They're randomly segmented, but there's some good stuff among the videos.
https://transfer.sh/3nPbc/chink1.flv
https://transfer.sh/FLHJ2/chink2.flv
https://transfer.sh/15B3LF/chink3.flv
https://transfer.sh/vPoxh/chink4.flv
https://transfer.sh/X6960/chink5.flv
https://transfer.sh/swXAt/chink6.flv
You might need a different video player than the one you normally use. VLC, mpv, and supposedly MPC-HC work.
This faggot is still streaming? Holy shit
>>707962322
it's obviously no loop
>>707962322
stfu
first for scorpo bros fucking shit up
rip snek
>>707962322
Looks like he is using pre recorded footage.
RUN SNEK RUN
>>707962253
SNEK MADE A BREAK FOR IT OH SHIT
SNEK ESCAPED
snake escape
SNEK IS FREE
snek escapes!!
and now he's back
SNEK JAILBREAK
snek is back into the frey
I WANT A LOG IN GUIDE!~
solid snake almost fucking made it
kek
I don't get why this chingchong doesn't use a top-door cage for these things.
Come on... THEY'RE BUSIER TRYING TO ESCAPE THAN FIGHTING!
they all trying to escape, your future is in the battle cage.
PUT THE RATS IN WITH THE BIG SNEK ALREADY FUCK
LOL
>>707962474
1. go to rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
2. forget about this login bullshit.
start a rat chant
WTF A CRAB
a fucking crab
CRAB BRO???????????????
lel a crab sacrifice
CRAB BATTLE
>>707962481
Yeah, all the battlers are huddled at the exit right now.
HAHAHAH they just all escaped when he opened the door
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
all working together to escape this shitty battle field. spiderbro died for nothing.
WHOA! crab boss just in
This reminds me of the gladiator fights to the death I saw on the darknet.
BUBBLER
snibbed snib :DDD
KRABBY FUCK EM UP
Crabs never do shit
Krabby uses bubble...
>>707962427
MR.CRABS ENTERS THE FIGHT TO KEEP THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA
I think Crabro and Scorpbro are in love <3 faggots
none of the animals there can damage the crab that much i think but the crab is super passive
Why is the crab cum gargling
Yeah, just blow bubbles, and get walked on, cause you're a crab.
>>707962253
how do you watch this shit without lag i have fiber too
Everybody pile on the crab
*Bashes cage* come on fight
>>707962253
How do you turn the text off?
>>707962617
Kek
ANTS.. WE NEED ANTS
>>707962693
you got shitty peers to your country maybe, im on shit net with perfect stream
>>707962701
green button bottom right
>>707962665
His shitty way of defense is to act autistic by making bubbles with his mouth so others will be easy on him.
>>707962624
The fighters agree to one last fuck before they die
Crabby does bubblebeams all day
>>707962665
they do it when they're stressed/to breathe
i just realized why the cage is on it's side, its because of the light on top
>>707962729
I do this and it never works.
who puts a retarded crab in a battle royal?
fucking crabs man.
Crab is too chill to fight these weaklings
>>707962701
green switch at the bottom (next to the fullscreen button) of the video player.
why is it so hard to stop watching this shit? nothing happens
>>707962693
Use livestreamer with the pandatv.py plugin, or use Android/iOS or rabbit
>>707962693
Rich click the screen and select the chinese letters that have a (1) at the end
>>707962774
for that moment when shit hits the fan
snek is seeking refugee under crab bro
...roaches?
>>707962733
Fresh meat is added to try and get the boys blood pumping
I'm expecting all the animals to escape the next time he opens the door and just hear some horrible chinese death screams
he's just putting everything he has now...
it's a gangbang now
when he finally puts a rat in this is gonna go crazy
Centipede and Krabby had a staring contest.
Krabby won.
Ratto is warming up.
I wonder how autistic this chink is to think he can keep putting those kinds of things in there at this point and expect anything to actually happen.
He needs a mammal catalyst.
>>707962887
Why doesn't he add any mammals? They're much more suitable for fighting and have much more energy.
>>707962859
>>707962846
>>707962892
Chat votes using numbers for what he throws in. idk why nobody is voting for GODRAT!
Krabby is bubbling
* casual bubbling *
got a shitload of work to do. but cannot stop watching this shit show.
Crabbo brought peace to the arena, everyone's just hugging him
if he put a weasel in there it'd be hilarious
![blackmetal3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yhimltF.jpg "blackmetal3[1].jpg")
Tell them chinksters to quit playing that gay ass polka music and put on some Behemoth or some chink black metal shit. Get those creatures pissed off and pumped up.
>>707963007
kek
>>707962980
Same, it's paralyzing me to this computer more than that snek is right now
How do you translate it?
>>70796278 thanks
>>707962965
snek trying to squish one of the scorpi-brothers when his bro isn't looking
they are all making up, the realize war is not the price to pay, peace is the only way.
they're used to each other now, nothing's going to happen..
ugh, they all just chilling out with each other now. no fucks given.
>>707963007
This. He's pretending to be a rock and they're fucking falling for it what the fuck.
>>707963015
See, the autistic bubbling worked.
>>707963063
>i have no idea what i'm doing
Gutless spidey just laying there rekt.
What's the dead thing in the middle-right, a spider?
dear faggots
tell me how to log-in to chat
without fucking twitter or shit
>>707963064
>>707963079
>>707963081
>>707963090
That will change when our lord GODRAT comes to the battle
>>707963141
I'd fuckin love to too
godrat would kill them all and then fuck crab boss to death, too
wtf with mealwormbro and roachbro? might as well just toss some water in there while they're at it.
he's real shit at putting new things in smoothly.
he has 15.2k viewers currently, never saw that many at once yet.. the 4chins making him big right nao
This is litterally all my fears in a box
jailbreak
post your predictions if god rat jumps into the Frey.
>absolute bloodshed
Mr. Crabbo the peacemaker is not supposed to stay out of water and is slowly dying. War will commence after the death of Crabbo
Looks like the chink is giving up and taking them all out?
NEW BATTLE?
SnekScorpKrabby formed a gang
Too bad they're all getting taken out now
>>707963153
>>707963194
>implying you'll put your hands anywhere near that
That was going nowhere. Good that he's cleaning the arena now
>>707963220
Now you need to face your fears and put your head in the box.
how pathetic is spiderbro. to be the only one to die in this shit show of a fight... a fucking mealworm is better than you...
WTF. Literally something wet just crawled up the back of my leg under the blankets in bed. SHIT ON THIS!
Please help translating it
crab knows to fear the chopsticks
bubblemouth is firing up
CRAB BRO MUST STAND AND FIGHT
crab ain't taking no shit, just wants to sit there and chill
spider bro playing dead?
>>707963294
Better not be 30mins of lizard in bath next.
most beta scorpions i've ever seen
they should do that balloon thing some anon did with them
to make them brutal
>>707963109
>>707962577
>>707962617
>>707962670
>>>707962729
The crab could be producing bubbles not just to aerate its gills but also because oxygen levels in the water have become too low. Blowing bubbles in the water keeps helping oxygen levels up
Krabby refused escape
What lies in store for Krabby?
>>707963333
Nice four repeating numbers
>>707963315
what is it?
>>707963315
Did you poop yourself again anon?
>When the Final Boss arrives
>>707963153
Who will face Mr.krabs next. CAST YOUR VOTE!!
>digger
carbo : JUST AS PLANNED.
white rat
sooo hetttt!!!
GODRAT!
rat god
RATTTOOOOOO
our lord n savior, GodRat is here
GODRAT
DIGGERRATTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LORD DIGGER SHALT RULE THIS LAND ONCE AGAIN!
>>707963405
WE MEET AGAIN.
Is the crab fucked or what?
holy shit rat bro is in
oh it's ratto, the beta rat but still... rip crabbo
>>707963421
>>707963422
Nope just plebrat.
oh no, it's chill rat
that dumb fuck
digger the nigger returns!!
>>707963397
>>707963422
>>707963421
>>707963433
THATS DIGGER YOU FOOLS NOT GODRAT!! poor digger is just trying to make money to feed his sick family. HOW WILL HE WIN WITHOUT DIRT TO DIG!?!?
>>707963443
Thats not the true rat
The true ratlord is white
Please friends for the love of ratbro help me translate
He should heat the cage to irritate the shit out of them.
CornerRat is yawn
anyone got pics on godrat?
wanna know what the legend looks like
it's digger! he has manned up lately! all for his poor kids and family. learned from his idol, godrat (aka KKKrat)
HE IS HERE
fucking betta digger bring the real ratgod
KKKRat
Chill Rat and Peace Crab will show us the way to englishment
ITS GETTING HAIRY OUT THERE
GODRAT
GOOOOOOOOODRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
SLAYING TIME
>inb4 this takes for ever because a dumb rat will take a hour to figure out that the crab is not a rock
It's time spidey to be laid to rest and given a burial
ayyylmao crab is dead
GODrat is in now crab ded in 3..2..
GOD RAT ENTERS THE ARENA
Man once the crabs tarts pretending to be dead he gonna git fucked
NOW it's godrat
OHSHI-
>>707963495
GODRAT JOINS TO SHOWER DIGGER HOW REAL RATS FIGHT
is that godrat?
that white one looks high as fuck
Stormfag ratt!!!!!!!
OUR TRUE LORD GODRAT HAS COME TO HIS AID!
>>707963545
welp nvm
that motherfucker got red eyes
the shit
Why should they fight for smh
I-It's GOD RAT! *Dynasty Warriors music plays*
WHY COULDN'T HE ADD THE RATS IN EARLIER FUCK
RICHFAG HERE
I PAY $10 dollar paypal/skrill to anyone who can make a JPG or PNG with a working guide to enter the chat!
thanks in advance, don't forgot to apply your fake/real email!
Shit Krabby just take the escape do you really want to be there with that guy
>>707963630
MR.KRABS TRYING TO PLAY DEAD BUT OUR CHINK OVERLORD WANTS BLOOD!
ok so we've learned that rats and crabs get along....
>>707963681
>>707963724
That wasn't an escape he was being pulled into the maws of two angry rats
>>707963681
Not gonna happen faggot, you need a chinese friend for a phone number, or you need to read mandarin or cantonese to create a chinese number online.
OH GOD WHY ISNT IT PINCHING ITS TAIL
>>707963760
na mr.krabs is playing dead for fear of the godrat
I have to see this battle but the stream keeps crashing tf?
Snek is back!
SNEK
fuuuuck i have to go get my credit card from the bar but I CANT STOP WATCHING
rats will crack crab boss open and eat his flesh out of the shell. all alive once again. these rats are killers. godrat will have the first bite, as he is the higher ranked warrior. digger just wants to feed his poor family, after all.
SNEK
>>707963760
no they don't, trust me. Rats eat the shit out of crabs, easy. At least these type of crabs with small pincers.
>>707963806
BECAUSE ATTACKING GODRAT IS ASKING TO DIE!
Snek returns for glory or death
Meh, won't they just ouright eat the snake?
This isn't really battle, just feeding
sneku enters
Snek bro is trying to flee the wrath of Godrat and Digger
>Snek trying to escape every time
Snek gonna get rekt. No muscle mass.
>tfw Snekrbo
>>707963871
Snek has nothing to fight with, his best bet is to hide under the crab
YE BITE THAT FKN SNEK DIGGER
Digger taking the first nibbles at snek
inb4 black and white.
blood in the water
blood in the water
beta rat is leading the charge
>>707963734
DIGGER TRYING TO SHOW HIS HERO THAT HE ISN'T A PUSSY!!!
BLOOD IS SPILLED
Snek is bled
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Snek is bleeding already.
DIGGER RAT FIRST BLOOD
DIGGER RAT CLEARLY RACIST AGAINS SNEKS
snek is bleeding
holy shit ratgod just bit chunks out of snek, he's bleeding out
WTF U NIGGER
its going down lads
Someone tell him to put the fucking CENTIPEDE in
fucking shit man
not snek
Fucking chink never puts real competition for the rats . Only smaller shit. Free food. Rat fights are boring... And it's also always 2 rats. Eh... Clearly their favorites. They don't want them to die.
OH SHIT
He's censoring the blood, he'll pan the camera back in a sec guys.
Aww, doesn't lizardbro always mean the fight is over?
SNEKBRO FUCKING CRUSH THESE FUCKERS COME ON
looked away for 2 secs and have lizardbro dedicated cam, what happened?
Okay, now pepper spray the cage to rile them up.
League lol
>>707963923
Lizardbro showing how cool he is. He doesn't fear Godrat or digger....yet
Cuts footage
every day this smug fucker sits on his skull throne
I think its live now
snek is dead
airing blood is forbidden. so he censors blood ahd cleans the battle field a bit.
Oh shit here comes sand snipper
soooo hettt!
SNIB SNIB
Oh shit now its getting real, rats vs scorpion gotta be good
snip doggo is in the game
Somebody post the rabbit link please
>>707964015
Digger looks out into the distance, trying to remeber that he is doing this for his family and that is the only reason, but he is starting to enjoy killing. Godrat simple drinking sneks blood, looking for more to kill
These are the faces of death and destruction awaiting a worthy challenger.
I cant believe it nigger rat is stepping he game up
>>707964150
Usually it ends up with godrat winning. Unless this scorpion can pull off some nigger shit.
CRAB BATTLE
THEAIR EATING CRAB BROOOOOOO NOOOOOOO
>godrat biting into the pincer
Not afraid of anything man
>>707964166
>forgot pic
I can really relate with kreb
rats vs snippers
THAT TEAM UP BETWEEN SCOPRIO AND CRAB HOLY SHIT
OMG CRAB AND SKORPIO VS RATS
2v2! 2v2! 2v2!
SNIP SNAP TAG TEAM BROS
PINCER BROS TAG TEAM
THE BATTLE IS RAGING ON!
Claws v Paws
shits gettin good!!!!!!!
crab bro and scrp bro about to fuck these niggas up
even in their murderous rampage the rats are adorable as fuck
RATS WANT OUT
DEFEATED
Ah, godrat gets his paw snipped there if I remember well.
Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
epic mount
>>707964201
TAG TEAM BATTLE!!! THEY KNOW IT IS THE ONLY HOPE VS GODRAT AND HIS NEW PUPIL
Holy shit we are seeing advanced tactics here
>>707964269
Nope, still betting on godrat.
GODRAT IS DIGGING
ratto digging in
BUILD A WALL
>>707964074
Use link on Android Chrome browser works great...
So wizard pet deathmatch but no blood can be shown?! This must be some no pubes porn level shit...
Fucking crab is useless. Weak af. They never grab anything. The only thing I've sseen them grab was now one of the scorpion pincers...
I wanna see KKKrat vs This scorpion . No other shit in the cage.
digger rat is showing dominance of crabbu by standing on him.
>>707964289
GODRAT, BEING THE LORD OF THE ARENA THAT HE IS USING TACTICS ONLY A TRUE VETERAN KNOWS
WTF REF is this legal?
No dirt for you ratfucks this time. now you gotta fight mano y mano bitches!
is that a mouse pad?
>>707964338
Yeah, asian censoring is retarded, but China even censors google.
Nothing is happening
>>707964390
kek
>>707964424
godrat is thinking
>>707962322
It's obviously a major gambling site, they make big chinese shekels on it.
With Godrats advanced knowledge of battle he finds a way to separate the enemy team
Serious question: Why do they always rub their eyes they've recovered from an attack?
anyone got word from the medical room about snek? that fucker dead or what?
KEK the crabs like fuck no im holdin this open
>>707964424
SOME OF THE GREATEST BATTLES, ARE WON THROUGH THE MIND, STRENGTH, AND COURAGE OF ONES HEART. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.
L-lewd
>>707964272
STOP SPOILING.
Chong-sama DEMANDS confrontation!
godrat under pressure. as a veteran, he knows to better start something now or gook overlord will take over making things worse
I guess it's true what they say about Cancers and Scorpios. kek
Sometimes this guy will play a song that sounds like rammstein. Does anybody have source of that song?
>>707964370
CHINK OVERLORD STACKS THE DECK AGAINST THE GODRAT! REMOVING HIS BATTLE TACTIC
TEAM SNIPS
>>707964540
same album as du hast if I remember well...
>a rat could kill a scorpion
snip snap crab wasp vs snip snap shell being vs two chew snap teeth little doggos
Let us bet. 100 on the two chew snap teeth little doggos.
>>707964540
darude - sandstorm I think
xD
IT'S ON
RATS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED UP
snibbedy snap :DDDD xDDDDDDDDD
>>707964595
KKK Rate AKA GODRAT already killed lots of scrops yesterday
Anchor Fukunari
Is translated channel name....says something about spiders Meng in the description before it gets cut off
>>707964554
GODRAT IS NO STRANGER TO SCORPIBRO, HE SETS OUT TO WIN THE BATTLE
Does anyone actually have some knowledge on why the crab and the scorpion are "teaming up"
is it just conincidence?
>>707964595
>>707964634
he killed like 3 or 4
OP here, someone make a new thread. I'm out
>>707964595
even if ratto kills scorpion wouldnt ratto be kil from venom from scorpian sting
either Eifersucht or Sehnsucht
>>707964540
>>707964591
Is digger dying or what
Scorpion is too small to win but is giving a fight.
sheeeeeiit 23.5k peeps watchin china big country yo
Kreb just gonna sit this one out
why so many 6's?
>>707964595
>>707964634
Rat would be kill if an actually venomous scorp species were used. Chink guy is a fucking pussy.
>>707964676
it is the duality of our universe
>>707964676
the crab is teaming whit no one. he's just sitting trying to get forgotten by those fucked up rats.
>>707964694
he's probably high af by being stung
>>707964687
these scorpions are basically harmless to the rats, it'd need a shit load of stings to even make it slower
>>707964720
I'm also wondering why, inb4 tards saying it's 666
With his blood red eyes Godrat instills fear into the scorpions dark soul.
THE NUMBER WHAT ARE DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON
A new player has entered the game
fuuuck centipede to spice shit up!!!!!
CHAOOOSSS
>>707964676
Because the two rats are teaming up it only looks like crabbo and scropo are teaming up. In reality they're just trying to survive ratpocalypse.
the centipede might actually hurt the rat
>>707964767
THEY VOTE FOR MORE PLAYERS TO JOIN
scorpbro is a boss
>>707964720
6 sounds like "good" in chink speak.
666 is like "very very good"
Animal cruelty at it's finest...
>>707964726
DO SOMETING NIGGER RATE !
Centi-pedo afraid of KKKrat
Are centipedes really that chill?
this shit is intense.
Man KKKrat sure hates NiggerScorp
NIGGA GOT FUR ON HIS CLAW
Poor rats, I truely feel sorry for them.
Those insects are degenerate mindless beings, but the rats can feel real feels.
Someone nuke these streamers please.
Black Scorpions Matter
I still can't get over how excited our chink host is. He's so passionate.
DIGGER IS HIT
DIGGER IS STUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this thread you get to fuck any woman you want but after you fuck her she has to carry you in her stomach for 1 month. Both of you can talk to each other mentally and you can still think and retain memories and no harm will come to either when it's all done. Would you do it yes or no?
>>707964879
I wish you'd have lived in the time of the black plague.
Why is crabbro's exoskeleton dented?
STOP TORTURING THE RATS
Those are armored insects!
Faggotpide and ScaryCrab are 2 weaklings in NiggerScorp team. Poor NiggerScorp doesn't have a chance. Especially when ScaryCrab only attacks him.
I don't mean to sound like a pussy but this shit actually bothers me. Hell, I actually feel bad for the rats, I had a few pet rats as a kid and they were the shit. It's weird how I can watch isis videos and rekt threads all day and not feel a thing but when I see rats fighting I get upset. Also it's 4am and I'm listening to some chink sperg out while rodents fight what the fuck am i doing with my life.
snip snap doggo is really putting a fight
OH SHIT GODRAT TAKES A HUGE HIT
>>707964929
Nah, godrat's got this
>>707964879
go die in a fire moralfag
>>707964807
Ur just mad cuz rattos r moar /b/loved then u
TEAM SNIIIIPS BLOOD DRAWN
RIP GODRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKKRAT GOT STUNG! OOOOH BOY!
Shit I think GodRat is bleeding
KKKRATE IS BLEEDING
>>707964272
yup, there we go.
RATTO is losing blood!
RATTO IS HIT RATTO IS BLEEDING OUT!
DUB
U
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STEP
T
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*sponsored by 9gag*
Bad turn, for god rat. WILL HE PULL THROUGH
someone needs to tell him to put the screen at the top so they cant climb as well!!!
DIGGER YOU FUCK HELP GODRAT
Plebrat is dying :(
noo godrat
For those complainign about the rats. This has been their only REAL COMPETITION . They've always been fighting smaller shit, and always both together.
IS IT ALL OGRE 4 RATTO?
THE KING IS OVERTHROWN, ALL HEIL SCORP GOD.
>>707964929
digrat looks to the camera and remembers his family
godrat looks towards the enemy and feels his bloodlust
>>707964917
>>707964964
edgy acne ridden 12 year olds rooting for the degenerate insects, color me surprised
>>707965015
the light woluldn't shine through the screen good
CenaScorp's Time is now
But no, even when severely wounded Godrat remains calm, as he knows if he panics his comrade will too.
>>707964979
NEW THREAD
COMON KKKRAT !! FUCK THOSE FUCKS !
>>707965076
I'm not rooting for anyone, but they are all thoughtless animals acting according to their nature.
Is this really happening right now? doesn't even seem like real life
>>707965038
no, just tripping balls after the sting
why so many 1's?
I think godrat and digger are calling it, godrat bleeing out, digger is high from being stung
>>707965038
When the dabs kick in.
godrat is not dying
>>707965076
I'm rooting for the insects because they've lost the last 4-5 times and I want them to make a comeback, but I'm betting on the rats to win for the same reason.
wow. can i go to jail for watching this?
>>707965271
You don't use a VPN?
>>707965271
If you don't use a vpn you will probably get a fine in the mail. Luckily i'm smart and not a nigger like you and I use a VPN
>>707965325
Whats a VPN?
>>707965318
>>707965325
You niggas aint serious right?
>>707965424
virtual private network to hide your computers location and ip address
>>707965424
VaPeNation
>>707965467
How do I get one?
>>707965443
they just fucking witcha. trying to scare the newfags and kids.
>>707965525
order at mcdonalds drive thru
>>707965525
you can get one by checking these dubs
>>707965550
I can't tell if they're fucking with me, or you are so I get a fine
>>707965611
nice dubs
>>707965611
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
litle doggo is kil
>>707965655
you too m8
>>707965525
search vpn and proxy on google you lazy fuck
>>707965614
You clearly are underage because you don't understand the concept of feeding your animals. This chink bastard likes putting some of the food against others food though. That's considered animal abuse in a lot of places though if it's a mammal versus something like an insect. But they are all food to snakes and lizards. This is all for those who are interested in watching shit get a bit bashed up or socio/psychopaths who get off watching shit get hurt. Most of us are just picking sides and rooting for ratbros. Or insect bros.
Are they feeding a hamster to this snek?
>>707964879
Fu
>>707965872
And thinking that you can get a "fine" for watching a stream like this is retarded LUL. That's completely unheard of unless you are pirating mass amounts of things or browsing fucked up shit like CP or something. Then you're fucked. But that would be more than a "fine" in the mail and more like bust-your-door-down and seize your shit type of deal. But an ISP wasting their time to "fine" you for watching a bit of insect versus mammal/reptile action? Nah, not worth their time or effort.
>>707965843
>707965843
WTF IM I SUPPOSE TO DO? GOOGLE VPN AND DOWNLOAD THE FIRST THING I SEE?
>>707965875
I think that was godrat? I came in late..
>>707965984
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