ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
already posted it before but here it goes again
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
Since moving to a new city 3 years ago, I've been telling everyone that my middle name is Brendan. My middle name is Patrick.
>>707958285
You didn't get coerced into shit. You're gay and everyone knows it.
>>707958438
im gay? damn.. if only i had known at the time
>>707958285
How old were you? If the answer is anything higher than 11, I've got bad news...
>>707958285
he lured you into his van with a lolipop?
>>707958528
15 years old at the time and whats the bad news?
>>707958558
nope, just get telling me i was too shy and not risky enough, and kept pushing me to do more and more
i jerk off to my sister erryday
>>707958579
That you're a giant faggot. What was the method of coercion? If it's anything other than roofies or animal tranquilizers, you slobbed that knob of your own accord.
>>707958668
That's crazy. I also jerk off to your sister errday
>>707958379
What the fuck man?
>>707958712
it wasnt either of those, pretty sure that would be illegal
I'd say that my self-hate is a secret, but I am posting on the most most self-hating place on the internet so I guess I'll say that I had brown rice today. Nobody else knew that until now.
I actually fap to Paris Hilton
>>707958216
I regularly jerk horses in a nearby stable
>>707958216
i lie on 4chan.
a lot.
for the lulz.
I have a bad habit getting really drunk and facebook messaging celebrities. And not like their public accounts either, I work in show business in a really marginal capacity and so I have a lot of friends of famous people, which gives me access to their profiles even if they wouldn't show up in facebook's search engine. Fortunately I never say anything inappropriate or anything but it is always pretty embarrassing to find out that I contacted them at four in the morning and left a sprawling, barely coherent expression of admiration or something like that. Probably incredibly uncomfortable for them as well. It's happened more times than I care to admit.
>>707959089
>>707959089
I fucking hate my life but in my lucid dreams I'm happy. I sleep 12 hours a day purposefully so I can be happy. Last night my dream SO told me I need to stop and actually do things with my life. Can even get any in my dreams fml
>>707958996
you misspelled Perez. Faggot.
secret conference https://discord.gg/sfEHyxy
I've been mounted by several dogs over the past decade and the only reason I want my own place is so I can get a dog of my own and not have to worry about anybody finding out.
>>707958216
When I was a desperate horny teenager, I had sex with farm animals.
>>707959381
>>707958216
I was groped countless times in middleschool because I looked like a girl.
I can't stop getting doubles on 4chan
>>707959602
ya blew it.
>>707959565
that sucks, and you didnt even get to be fucked by them?
I saw someone walking up the stairs at a train station. They arrive about the same time each day. Always an epic upskirt view.
I now have a spreadsheet recording every time I see her. Date, time, what wearing, what panties and ratings for all of them.
>>707959602
you're cured
>>707960311
kek'd and checked
bmpp
>>707959342
same here buddy. I lost the count how many dogs i fucked with
>>707958285
Shutup faggot you loved it n where completly aware.. I actually got raped when i was around 4 years old by some older guy he was around 20... Shit fucks with me to this day fam
>>707961304
It happens. It's pretty common, really.
I feel really cute right now, wearing just my hoodie and chastity cage :D :D :D
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
I have a lot of mental problems I want legitimate help for, such as OCD and anxiety.
I let my dog fuck me while i sucked my husbands cock
Not mine but a friend got fisted at age 13 by his uncle and has liked it since
When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
I lost my virginity at 16 with a morbidly obese black man
The guy was so small my ass took the cobdoms right off his cock
I have a massive cock
>>707962026
Whose idea was it?
> so I was sitting down at the shopping mall having me a nice coffee..
> I like to perve. You could say I'm a pervert. I just like hot women when I see them.
> so I'm sitting there sipping on my coffee
> then this smoking hot chick walks past
> she is gorgeous with a capital G.
> tall, slim, perfect tits and ass. Wearing a tight black top and fitting jeans so I can see the perfection of her body.
> then I notice something /b/
> there's this little kid
> he's following her, about 3 years old
> she's his mom /b/
> but she's a good 5 paces in front of him, not looking back, he's doin his best to keep up with her..
> I'm now gone from wanting to fuck this bitch to raging
> this fucking narcissistic smoking hot piece of beautiful sexy ass, thinks she's too hot to walk with and look after her kid
> he's dawdling b, he's struggling to keep up behind her perfection of a body
> I'm thinking "that cunt of a MILF" that poor little boy
> then I think
> I should abduct that kid just to teach her a fucking lesson
> did you get that /b/
> I just thought to abduct a fucking kid to teach a fucking entitled super hot smoking piece of fine ass a lesson in supervising kids.
> I'm fucked up /b/
> I shook my head at myself
I don't love my girlfriend. I'm only with her because at my lowest moment she liked me and I had nowhere else to turn. Now I don't want to leave her because I'll just be alone all over again.
>>707962103
> friend
>>707958216
I met a qt from online dating, really liked her, hooked up, and then she slowly stopped talking to me after that. She said she is depressed and just needs some alone time.
I noticed though, she still continues to log onto the dating site regularly, so I created a fake account, and have been catfishing her, both to see if she was trying to blow me off, or to try to figure out what is really wrong with her... I don't want to know what she would do if she found out it was me she was talking to.
>had (and still do) an exhibitionism fetish
>used to go onto the roof of the aparment complex i used to live in
>stripped down and masturbated with a dildo
>sometimes neighbors would come up
>keep at it hoping i'd never get seen
>never did at the end
i also used to throw ice cubes at cars from the roof, shit was fun
>>707962880
So what was she doing
Fuckin with you??
>>707958216
I'm a president of a major country. I post here to relax. Sometimes when I see a thread about me regarding my foreign policy, I defend myself anonymously.
>>707963110
well when I first talked to her, she seemed eager to have regular conversations. then after we hooked up, thats when she started to distance herself.
Maybe she just has an easier time talking to new people, because she seems to be having more friendly conversation with the 'new me'. but I haven't figured out exactly what she really thinks of me yet... I haven't been doing it for very long.
I never rewind the DVDS before returning them to redbox.
>>707963365
shit joke.
bifag here, ive had sex with a 13yo boy on several occasions.
>>707958216
My secret is that although my ex wife's best friend claimed I fucked her, hence the divorce, I actually didn't.
I think my best friend is the most annoying shit on the planet but I can't leave or I'll be completely alone.
>>707963445
Shit reply.
>>707962390
there are people here that stuff shit up their urethra, kindap makes you a normie here at best
>>707958216
I browse this site only to bash insecure children trying to act macho only because I'm bored
I've never been interested in guys. But over time, I've had the increasing desire and wish to find a convincing shemale to assfuck regularly.
>>707963365
oh shit I forgot you are supposed to do that... oh well, sucks for the next guy...
>>707960311
That's some pretty impressive effort and attention to detail. I applaud you, anon.
i lost my virginity to my father.
>>707962390
>omg I have edgy thoughts. I am so dark
I cant believe this is not the first time I have seen this logic around here...
I've never had anal sex with a girl. I had a chance once but instead I decided to go smoke some hookah. :(
>>707963200
Stop it Trump, you're drunk and not President yet
>>707963200
Stop droping pigs and bums on the pine nut plantations!
>>707963606
kinda related. gay relationships are disgusting to me, but I've always wanted to try blowing some cock. man, won't all those mad scientists genetically engineer a futanari already...
i've been spy camming my mom and sharing pictures of her
>>707963200
I'd like to believe that
When ever I'm home alone I watch gay orgies only and I use the plunger that has like a ribbed handle as a dildo for my ass and when I get hard enough I try and suck myself off but I always get like 3 inches away from my mouth (so it's like torture/I'm kinda cubby too) and I usually just end up Cumming on my face. When I do this I usually have the most intense organisms too
>>707963944
What would you rate her?
>>707963045
u did fucken what
i'm biased of course. but i find her very attractive. so for me, i'd say 8/10. i would not argue with someone said 6 or 7/10 in their opinion. she's definitely above average for her age. no question.
>>707964247
Let's see some pics nigga
I only fuck 2d girls
>>707959565
>I looked like a girl
>looked like a girl
>looked like
You ruined my expectations anon
>>707964312
small peek
>>707964546
No face?
At least tits are 8/10
>>707963884
I feel it.
I love the female form, but there's something about that female form with a hard cock that really gets me.
>>707958668
How old is your sister?
>>707964630
sorry no face. my friends go on 4chan as well. shocker.
>>707962148
So jealous!
How does 11 year old pussy compare to adult pussy?
>>707958216
to the grave
>>707963200
God I wish this was true
>>707963514
How the fuck can you manage that...
>>707964977
definitely tighter and not as deep, she could only take 4" max, if that, had to be careful to not be too rough and deep and hurt her. her vagina had lots of texture and she got dripping wet pretty fast. was easy to make her cum
bmp
>11 years old
>Home alone
>Take a shit naked with the door open because fuck the rules
>Ate a lot of fig newtons the day before so I'm constipated
>Drop a fucking H U G H M U N G U S log
>So fucking impressed with my self that I pick it up out of the toilet to examine it
>Wanted to see it better in a different light
>Go out to the livingroom where the porch door was open (2nd story of a 2 story condo)
>Suddenly think I hear someone coming up the stairs
>OHSHIT.png
>While in panic mode, remember I am holding a fucking turd in my hand
>GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SIGHT
>Throw it through the open door
>It goes out the house, past the porch, and lands on my neighbors car
>As I watch it sail through the air I realize it was just the TV that I left on in the other room
>What the fuck have I done
>Sprint down the stairs and retrieve my poop that had planted itself on the car's window, still solid and intact
>I still can't fucking believe how perfectly it landed onto the window, it was as if it was a brown horn attached to the window
>Look around, apparently no one was outside at the time and no neighbors were at their windows to witness
>Sprint back inside and flush that shit
>Never speak of it or hear of it again
>>707958216
in one day I took 61 loads at the adult book store between blowjobs, ass fucks and guy jerking off on me, it was a glorious day to be a man
Id love for one of you cucks to convince me to vote for Hillary insted of Trump
>Protip: You cant.
It's simple. Being in closet. Anyone else?
>>707967158
wont even try Lil Buddy
I jerk off backwards (pinky towards the tip thumb towards the base) and I and I normally grab the underside. Oh and I only do this with my left hand and normally needing off is okay but I just feel like my left handed under dick side wank style just feels so much better
Is it weird
Does anybody else do it this way?
Also I'm sure somebody just grabbed there dick to see what I mean if anybody reads this
>>707958216
bitch follow the rules. plz.
>>707967414
I use the cowboy/western grip, it makes more sense if you have foreskin.
Also when I clean my toilet I remove the toilet seat to clean all parts
>>707962502
You should purchase a gun. You know why, stop fighting the urges.
many
>>707967414
I jerk off using a smooth, high thread count cloth, backwards, with my left hand. I hate jerking off with shampoo, you need to keep re-applying the lubricant.
>>707959381
Tell stories
>>707958216
I didnt use incognito tabs until a month ago
>Girlfiends younger sister (20yo, im 25) is incredibly hot
>Always was pretty flirty with me.. jumps on back for piggy backs, walks around the house in panties in front of me, etc..
>a few weeks back was hanging out with her watching tv (waiting for gf to get home) and she was on my gfs laptop
>opens gfs messages from me (its a mac so it shows everything)
>starts reading them, making fun of me etc etc.
>Scrolls up high enough and nudes appear
>I freak out
>She starts giggling and opens a pick of my dick
>i try to shut the laptop
>she runs away with it
>neither of us tell my gf
>the next day i see the sister and when were alone she pulls out her phone and shows me shes sent multiple naked pics of me to her phone
>Since then every time were alone she giggles and flirtily teases me about the photos
>Flirty behaviour has become more intense.. she stands really close to me.. when i try to grab the phone off her to delete the photos she always pulls it in and we end up wrestling for it.. once on top of each other..
Dont know what to do.. feel kinda violated but at the same time super fucking turned on. Wanna fuck her so bad but also love my gf
Thinking about killing myself. The guy I've been talking to/about to meet up with has flaked on me and is ignoring me now. It's kinda the last straw for me. I'll always be alone.
>>707971173
Bang her or regret this for the rest of your life
>>707971529
>>707971173
More like
>Regret this now
or
>Regret this later
They say it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done but I don't know if that applies to cheating. You can't fix shit like that unless the person you're working with was broken in the first place.
I want to fuck little girls and my family and gf don't know
I'm an assassin for hire. I live alone. I only have a pet parrot and a cactus plant to keep me company.
I want to throw 1 $ down the street and see what happens.
I got involuntarily aroused when I had to make a group of adolescent boys get naked as part of my job.
>>707972061
ebin
I am engaged. But i want to suck a cock before i get married.
>>707971310
And then no one on 4chan even cares. I'm done.
>>707973061
>>707971310
You matter. Don't be discouraged. It's just that the thread itself hasn't had many replies since then.
>>707958216
I have a huge diaper fetish. I'm locked in a diaper and a pair of locked footy pajamas as I'm typing this.
>>707961557
you single?
>>707973061
I care!
What brand of bleach are you gonna use?
>>707971310
>>707973061
>waaa boohoo woe is me
>seeking validation on a site that literally became famous terrorizing people
be less desperate you stupid faggot
>>707961654
And what are you, like, 45?
>>707972073
Whats your job? Are you a guy?
>>707973665
Camp counselor
>>707973816
Not me.
I jacked off both to and onto my daughters feet last night while she slept on the couch.
I can only cum if I fantasize about my adult daughter.
>>707974241
I can only cum if I fantasize about my not adult daughter
I've fucked over 30 Asian prostitutes in my lifetime. As a result, I've developed a thing for older Asian women.
>>707973900
Yes it is
Not gonna lie, I wanna fuck a 13 yo girl so bad.
I sneak pics of my wife when she is naked and then share then with other guys thru kik. I get off hearing them talk nasty about her and knowing they are jacking off to her. Pic related.
>>707974364
Sounds like you already had a thing for older Asian women.
>>707974324
I didn't know she existed until she was 16
>>707974388
No it's not
Started uni a month ago, no idea wtf is going on or understanding the material, tell everyone it's going great but it's shit and I'm stupid
>>707974435
I did, but having porked enough of them, it's a bit deeper now. Love Asian women, but like their moms more.
>>707974459
Yes
>>707958216
i fapped to my sister's panties and came on them
>>707959290
Lol!
>>707974398
Yeah that's how old my daughter is. Id love to get her drunk and watch her get fucked
>>707958216
When I was younger, I had a gay friend who use to make me show him my dick whenever we hung out, (Age 10[ish]), we use to have sleepovers and play games like Would you rather, truth or dare, etc.
Then one sleepover (13yrs old) he offered to suck me off, I said sure, he sucked me off, this only continued for a week or two...
Then, when I was 15 I had to move house (kinda far away from him) and I managed to convince him to blow me again, a few times, as a "Going away gift".
>>707974495
how are the STDs ?
>>707974590
Ryan is that you?
>>707974626
The worst I got was a UTI from an bare-back BJ. The Asians I did (Koreans) are clean, nationally. This one chick I did didn't even know what HIV was. Still hit it.
>>707974684
Afraid not.
>>707974684
Does Ryans name end with an A?
I knew a guy who seemed gay af, use to ask this other kid if he knew how to masturbate, and if he actually did, etc.
Also held him, and talked personal stuff to him.
got a folder on mega that contain folders and pictures of girls in my surrounding. got some candid stuff to. started with this 8 years ago
>>707975290
Link?
>>707975290
and its about 32 gb
>>707975389
not gonna give the whole thing but...
https://mega.nz/#F!o0gHRLyA!rnL2nrMiUcKGSDqlNVLaAg
>>707974567
>plays with panties
Sounds pretty gay
I want to become a trap/fuck toy to be used by people. I wanna be choked, used, and abused.
I sexually assaulted someone
I have iCloud rips of girls in my city, and I seek out people who know them on shady forms and get off on sharing their intimate photos
![IMG-20161013-WA0002[116].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P7huQ5T.jpg "IMG-20161013-WA0002[116].jpg")
my sister blew me
pic related
>>707976229
Donald?
>>707976301
Nice!
My balls are so big they dwarf my 9 inch cock sometimes
>>707958216
i jerk off in class, my teacher has an huge ass i so fucking intense
>>707976417
I call bullshit.
I'm a guy and I blew my brother when we were drunk, been interested in shemales ever since, cock and feminine bodies yis
>>707972588
Well how high has cash to be that someone else goes down to pick it up?
Did you find out?
i enjoy sharing my girlfriend and she knows it.
>>707976415
well she doesnt think like that, she was a bit drunk
>>707976723
I firmly believe that throwing down cash on the street/in public can degrade other persons who pick it up.
I put milk into the bowl before I put in the cereal
>>707976682
My ballsack literally covers half my dick because my balls are so big
>>707976910
Did you enjoy it?
>>707973904
Love girl feet. Tell me more. Maybe share some daughters feet pics?
>>707974413
Whats your kik
>>707976301
Bullshit
Green text
>>707974413
Same here.
i secretly enjoy 4chan
/b is my only form social communication, I'm a rich NEET who hasn't been out of my apartment for 10 years, the internet provides me with everything I need.
>>707977927
Give me yours and ill shoot you a message.
>>707978059
Wanna trade? Whats your kik?
>>707976278
Where from bud?
>>707978552
>>707978575
>>707978059
96grega love getting off to oyher guys women.
> Me 19 and I've got a huge cock. Its embarrasingly huge.
> And it gets hard in random places.
> Mostly in public.
> I was approaching a cinema to see a movie and suddenly diamonds
> I can't hide it, I cant adjust it in my pants. It just bulges out my crotch and is really noticeable.
> Go to get tickets and movie snacks and blonde 7/10 milf is getting some chocolates from the display.
> I look across and she is just staring at my cock. She stared for like 15 seconds it was wierd.
> She looks up and holds my eyes.
> I decided for once in my life just to hold her stare and not turn away.
> She smiles, I smile. She walks over and asks in a creamy french canadian accent can she sit next to me in the cinema.
> I almost blew on the spot. HellYesMam.gif.
> Grab ticket and maltesers and we go in together.
> She says nothing. does nothing.
> We sit right at the back, way up the top.
> Lights go down and we start watching movie.
> She reaches over and grabs some malteasers from the box.
> Then she reaches over again and fumbles for the box and rests her hand on my crotch.
> I pumped my diamonds and I know she felt it move. She left her hand there for a moment and then started stroking it softly.
> She then pulled down my zipper and wrangled out my cock.
> It sprang out like jack in the box and she inhaled sharply at its size.
> For 5 mins she played with it and then started pumping away.
> After 10 she slowly leant down and was on it sucking it like it was cold icey pole in summer.
> After a minute or two she was slowly going deeper and deeper until she pushed herself and she had the whole thing down her throat.
> I could hear her throat gagging but up and down she went. Her eyes were wet with tears and leaked all down my ball sack.
> Right as she had her nose buried into my ball sack up to the hilt, I strained, tensed my legs out and blew bucket loads right down her throat. She swallowed the lot.
> Then smiled, stood up, grabbed her coat and left and I never saw her again.
>>707978575
I can't post that here.
>>707978652
nice try fbi
starts with a T
>>707979000
Toronto? Not trying anything. Guy said he seeks out guys who know them. Never know if im from the area.
I have a conservative girlfriend, but my god she is beautiful.
I'm a bit of a voyeur and exhibitionist, and love to show her off.
I keep trying to persude her to wear more revealing clothes, more cleavage etc showing but she's difficult to persuade. No underwear under her dress for example.
Strangely, she had no problem going to a swinger's club with me a couple of weeks ago (we didnt play with anyone else or show off in front of people, it was a first for both of us). We had awesome sex in one of the dim rooms, she came riding my dick and was totally soaked start to finish.
I post her pics on /b/ sometimes and love the thought of others fapping to her
>>707978754
You at least 18?
I go on facebook instagram snap etc and save pics of girls i know that have their feet in them. I have like a library of girls i know and pictures of their feet. Then i come on here and other sites and expose these girls i know and their feet to random guys to jerk off to them, and they share feet of girls they know also. I spend probably close to 30 hours each week jerking odd to girls feet during work hours. And i love it.
So
when my 9 y/o sister is about to go to bed she usually has a glass of juice before
>be 16
>give sister some Cola and whiskey
>she fucking hated it
>drank it anyway
>what she didnt know is that i put roofies in it
>she went to sleep
>after about half an hour i went into her bedroom
>started to strip her
keep in mind i had a raging boner ever since i started mixing the cola and whiskey
>i get my pants off but pulled my dick down a little and it hurt kinda
>i lick her bald kitty
>after a few minutes of licking her pussy and getting her wet i slip in my dick
>instantly feel her puss squeeze
>"damn its so tight"
>fucking her for a good 10 minutes
>about to cum
>thats when she wakes up and says "i need about tree fiddy"
it was about this time i noticed i had my dick in a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
>goddamn lochness monster got me again
Want to cum inside a 12-16 year old girl
>>707959211
>>707959256
Samefag
>>707979549
i beat you
9-13
im like aqualung
i like going to parks to watch little girls
There is a good chance my sister is my daughter.
(You all fuck howling babies)
>>707979071
kek yeah good guess actually
>>707979650
Fine 9-16 here then too
>>707958216
I spend a lot of time on texting friends gfs and ex-gfs with fake accounts to score nudes on them
>>707958216
I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
>>707978783
Well then your loss
>>707979116
Sam here bud...interestwd in sharing on kik?
>>707979973
Post yours
>>707980042
I dont have it I'm afraid, but could do email?
>>707959211
It was YOU. Fuck you man.
>>707979709
Make a daughter with her too then
>>707979902
Dude are you the guy in this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU
I really did deflate those footballs.
>>707979844
Cool man. Got kik or something. Wanna stay in touch? Not too far here.
>>707980252
no kik but gimmie your burner and I'll email you
I send duplicate messages into chats sometimes. Pass it off as a glitch but it's just my OCD.
>>707980121
Send me an email to [email protected], ill check it later if you are interested
I once clipped my toenails in the bathroom of a fat pig that i fucked. The hog was asleep and she got me into bed when I was drunk. So i clipped my toenails and then put the clippings into her box of cornflakes in the breakfast cereal cupboard
I'm a liberal.
>>707980162
I'm a perv, not a pedo.
>>707980474
everyone on 4chan is a pedo
I once molested michael jackson when he was 23 and I was 8
>>707980474
How is that being a pedo?
>>707980121
Email works. Whats your email and ill shoot you a message.
>>707980628
>>707980474
>>707980162
>>707979709
STHAMEFAYGGG!
>>707961709
Go get help
>>707980323
Mjenn919 @ gmail
I want to fuck my wife's friend
>>707976278
Used to hit anon i b for This Shit. Its gone to crap. Any reccomendations on better forums? Where is good for stuff like this.
>>707980711
>>707980421
This one. I should be free about midnight GMT, maybe a little earlier
>>707958216
I'm a 27 year old teacher and I have sex with a 13 year old student.
>>707958216
I fuck my boyfriend in a church…
>>707958216
>Sneak around GF house
>drunk as hell
>barely stick condom on in total darkness
>lift sheets
>insert
>go at it for 5 minutes
>constant groaning
>blow load
>light goes on
>see it's her dad
mfw I ran 14 miles home and got a text asking me what I was up to from her.
>>707981104
i'll do you one better, i fooled around with my cousin in a church, twice.
checkmate atheists.
>>707970300
are you me?
>>707979116
>Strangely, she had no problem going to a swinger's club with me a couple of weeks ago (we didnt play with anyone else or show off in front of people, it was a first for both of us). We had awesome sex in one of the dim rooms, she came riding my dick and was totally soaked start to finish.
>I post her pics on /b/ sometimes and love the thought of others fapping to her
Show us.
>>707981110
fuck man, i laughed. I know this is almost certainly not a real story but on the off chance it is, tell us about the aftermath. in the likely event you made that up, make up the aftermath please.
>>707958920
I don't hate you. You should be more confident. I bet your a great person. Maybe too much 4 chan has pulled u down into the negativity
>>707981371
All I can post atm, she's napping on the sofa behind me
>inb4 wakes up and rages
@707958216
I've been here best part of a month and people still call me new.
I get really upset and don't know what to do about it
>>707981598
She's beautiful. I know you can do better than that.
>>707977321
>9" cock
>>707977321
what the fuck is that black spot on your head?
>>707978781
>(you)
>>707982103
You want us random guys to cum thinking about her? I'll do just that. Post a story and a pic that'll make us cum.
>>707982341
Can't do it right now, but I can later.
I'll use >>707982103 as the thread picture, call me Big L
>>707979369
newfag not understanding how to successfully insert nessy pasta.
>kys
>>707959281
Would you perhaps be violent in any way in your dreams?
>>707979709
you fuck your mom? story?
>>707971897
Wow, I always wanted to meet someone that really does it! What do you feel like when you're getting the job done?
>>707980323
sent, btw
When I was around 5 I sucked a neighborhood kid's dick. When I was around 7 I licked one of my older sister's pussy.
I have had three girlfriends and never actually fucked any of them. The first one was super religious and only sucked dick. The second one threatened me with mace every time I started rounding second. The third looked like that older sister and had the same name. I could never keep it up her and we just got super creative with oral.
I masturbate to the thought of 3 getting fucked by other dudes a lot.
I am seriously fucked up sexually.
>>707982564
I call bullshit. You're obviously on your phone reading updates. Stop being a pussy.
>>707981846
Camera glass is busted so my lens is filthy
>>707982983
Im on my desktop, and she is sleeping on the sofa behind me with a direct line of view lol.
na mate I'm good, she doesn't know I post them
>>707981740
Like I said my balls cover about 4 inches unless I pull it back alot, do I need a ruler?
>>707983122
If you want a serious reply and a story of what I would do to her, send to [email protected].
Got tricked into fucking my girlfriends sister and my girlfriend is the one that did it
>>707983448
storytime nigger come on. that sounds interesting
>>707983448
Story? I hope it has a happy ending
>>707983448
sauce nigger SAUCE!
>>707983448
you make it sound like that is a bad thing, unless gf sister is a fat uggo cow.
>>707983893
Sometimes my girlfriend likes to fuck in complete darkness. That's when she would have her sister take her place. Now that I know what's been going on I'm pushing for a 3sum.
>>707971897
how much do you charge? Any moral restrictions?
I fucked 3 whores and 1 girl from my hometown while my gf is away to a university in a another country
>>707984215
There both hot and look alike but there's a few years different in ages
>>707974479
Just read the books at your own pace. Don't mind too much about going to classes or social events. Understanding the story your books are telling is the single most important thing.
>me707984215
>>707984405
anon, how I envy you!
brofist.bat
>>707962390
This is some good bait. Not too obvious, not too subtle, just in between
I bought the Pokemon GO Plus.
I actively use it every day from my pocket.
>>707974590
I did this at 11 or something. That is to say... if they consented. They were not into it tho. I think it happens quite a lot and it's the most natural thing in the world.
>>707976229
What did you do specifically? There's a lot of bs concerning sexual 'assault'...
>>707958285
Are you male or female?
>>707977116
You fucking monster
>>707984829
why is that a secret for you?
my best friend likes to play pokemon go near schools. he also likes to take creepshots
Still trying to figure what her deal is...
Girl behaves noticeably different towards me than towards other people.
She seems kinda shy or nervous almost. But she is always "busy" when I try to meet up with her. (but claims that we should hangout, but never gets back to me)
I really don't know what her deal is.
If she saw me as just a friend, she would probably treat me the same as any other friend
If she saw me as more, then I would think that she would wanna do something one on one, and get back to me about meeting up
If she saw me as neither, she wouldn't carry on long conversations with detailed replies. Wouldn't claim that we should hang out, wouldn't have given me her number without hesitation
Shit she does or did towards me:
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>>707985179
Whoa.
>>707966388
T O P
K E K
>>707973665
Yes I'm male. I work in a center for delinquent youngsters.
>>707961709
I have harm OCD, anxiety comes with that naturally, i never took meds and fighting it on my own, succesful so far.
I might could help if you would like so
>>707985666
WITNESSED
I forced my ex girlfriend to suck a guy's dick to settle a debt
>>707986014
anon is based
brofist.tar.gz
>>707978506
>I'm a rich NEET
how do you make your money?
and
do you pay hookers when you want to have sex?
>>707958216
Once I accidentally shat a bit on my carpet. I >got up in the morning
>on my way to the toilet
>feel a fart coming on
>try to squeeze it out
>Small lump of shit drops onto the carpet
>Roommates are going to get up in like 5 minutes
>Ohshit.jpg
>Run, grab toilet paper, try to clean it up
>I think its clean
>Roommate gets up
>"Hey anon, does it smell funny in here?"
I secretly loathe almost all of my friends but I don't really know what I'd do without them. I honestly can't stand some of them as people but I don't really have anybody else to go to.
>>707986012
Pardon?
>>707986588
You spend time enough time alone to realise what you'd want in friends. I've found the quality I struggled to find in people before that frequent dance music events.
I was in college and left, disgusted by the toxic people surrounding me. Metal fans are honestly pretty gross until they're at least 30, but even then..
>>707977321
You may have cancer
>>707986588
welcome to adulthood
>>707958379
Monster
>>707959089
That's a job tho, you can get paid to do it...
>>707958216
I need serious help mentally but I don't trust my parents enough to tell them. They've never done anything to make me not trust them, I just can't seem to trust anyone anymore
My name's Bradley, but I tell everyone it's Brad
i spy on my friends and strangers
Constantly post my ex girlfriends nudes on 4chan and hope they spread across the entire world.
>>707988770
same.
post em again anon.
>>707988836
>>707988951
>>707989082
>>707988836
Spread them like wildfire for me anon :)
>>707989177
>>707989082
>>707988951
>>707989245
nobody's going to notice or save those, anon. sorry.
>>707987812
Friend gf said the same thing but I got checked, doc jsut said massive balls
>>707958216
I browse 4chan and jack off to weird porn.
>>707978781
Fake or not, nice story.
I sniffed a 12yr olds panties from her suitcase at my work.
Not my proudest moment
>>707989314
Don't worry I did, those are some nice tits.
>>707980474
You can wait till it seems right, you know you wont get in trouble by your mom.
>>707980892
I'm not surprised, humans work like that. If your wife is based, she'll let you do it.
>>707989505
How was it?
>>707989505
I am proud of you anon
>>707989705
Thanks anon :)
>>707989737
>me 707989737
she aint though, plus it makes it hotter if i can do it behind her back, i just need the right opportunity
>>707976278
I don't get that detailed but I do look up hookers on backpage then cross reference the phone numbers on facebook search to see their everyday lives. Sometimes it makes me sad to see them hooking.
>>70798981
Definitely better than normal panties, and less sweaty smelling, but I felt like shit after
>>707990336
No harm done.
I fucked my ex girlfriend when dating my current wife and I ate the pussy of another girl.
