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disgusting fanfiction thread
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All of it is disgusting
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>>707955258
So is anime avatar fagging.
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>>707955258
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>>707955301
>mad
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>>707955258
How disgusting is it?
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>>707955488
Assumptions, even more disgusting.
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>>707955301
There is so much about this I find athestically pleasing and I'm not even gay.
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>>707955632
Well, it's well drawn and it's colors are also a nice touch.

Faggotry is enjoyable for all sexualities.
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>>707955632
That's the gfur trap. Appreciate it for too long and it WILL turn you gay.
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>>707955632
it's a femboy, so it might as well be a girl
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>>707955737
>>707955825
Oh yeah I only get into gay stuff when it's drawn. Actually faggotry does nothing for me.

>>707955798
Nah dude, pussy is just top notch.
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>>707955636
woof son woof
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>>707955469
cute, who's the artist?
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>>707955881
Just you wait.
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>>707955881
just go bi
like everyone
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>>707956163
But real men aren't attractive. Masculinity is pretty fucking gross, and real life traps aren't convincing in any way.

Artwork though. Hoooo boy.
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>>707956253
go bi for drawings only
that's more or less what I do
I say I'm bi, but I don't think any IRL male will ever be cute enough for me
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I swear I'm the only bi guy that doesn't like femboys in any form
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>>707956517
femboys are nasty
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>>707955005
I want this planet to get fucking nuked
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Bara and fat, hairy old men are nasty.
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>>707956728
both extremes are repulsive
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>>707956423
I'm basically at this point.
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There are few things as rare and majestic as the elusive "Femboy".

>>707956788
Its one or the other buck-o
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>>707956620
irl they look like aids patients
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>>707956423
Cute enough that will DATE you, lol.
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>>707956853
are you cute?
w wanna go out?
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>>707956855
no it's not

>>707956872
and they have the shittest personalities to go with it
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>>707955005
You don't even fucking know about disgusting fanfiction.
I save my porn in bulk because i usually don't have access to internet. This is why i use a downloader and tags. My list of tags of things i don't want to see gets longer and longer because of all the disgusting shit i don't want to see, but people don't care to tag - which is why i have to sort through a swamp full of extremely apelling porn to find a few good ones here and there.
Some things i've learned is that fags don't tag their porn as "gay" but use tags that describe penises into the smallest details. These are the tags i use to get rid of a portion of it. Then there are typically gay characters like fox, falco, bowser and some others. There are also many different ways to describe the same thing.
Im my years of saving porn like this i've become pretty much immune to this shit.
>Oh sure, fat hairy bowser holding his dick at the viewer is neither, gay, male_only or anything else i explicitely excluded
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>>707956952
Some people think I am. I disagree.
Nah man, thanks but no thanks.
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>>707956977
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>>707956956
Yes it is, either you like shitty nasty, sweaty, oily, fatty, retardy, ugly old men
Or
You like beauty in its purest form.

You clearly want fat old men to shit in your mouth, ew.
You are ew, git out.
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>>707957097
I don't know why I bothered
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>>707957130
pleb
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>>707956956
I could see that happening
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>>707956977
how dare you speak ill of the king koopa
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>>707956949
I think my standards for a male partner are so unrealistic that I don't think I ever saw someone good IRL.
and actually I do look pretty good, my past girlfriend told me that I only lack the confidence to try to talk with people.
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>>707956977
I mean look at this shit, i'm currently generating a new tag list, and i have to exclude "hyper_breasts"
Do you even know what that is?
I sure didn't till half a minute ago, but now it's on my fucking list.
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>>707957237
consider yourself lucky if you've never tried to talk to one
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>>707957559
So what happens to femboys after 30. I've always wondered
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>>707957624
they probably kill themselves before that
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>>707957624
they instantly become those nasty old people Nibi hates so much only instead of sexy bara men they're shriveled old hags with fake boobs and micropeen
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>>707957624
they suffer as they realise they can no long maintain the looks that got them they attention they craved. They do not adjust well
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>>707957520
or this - of course it doesn't have a gay or male_only tag, so i'll just fucking exclude the otter tag
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>>707957428
I dont look good or have confidence and my standards are far above compromise, im kinda shit outa luck.
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>>707957744
Those are trannies, retard. What kinda male has tits? Oh yeah, bara and fatguys that you like.
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Exterminate all the brutes.
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Plebs salty cus their shit taste fatguys get man tittys like Robert Paulson at 30+.
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>>707957674
I'm not sure gay death is literal death for them.
>>707957744
No one ages that badly. Except Asian women during menopause.
>>707957757
Sounds pretty likely. This is where meth probably comes into play. Makes them feel young for just a bit longer
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had fun with you guys
bye
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Who needs drugs to feel young when you can eat souls?
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>>707958341
People who aren't demons
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All humans are demons.
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>>707958737
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>>707958162
but meth does other shit to them as well
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>>707958832
No one said it was a good plan
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>>707958947
it's somewhat amusing though
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>>707959060
Moral of the story: Femboys are pretty awful
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>>707959237
precisely
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>>707959326
So what've you been up to? You're here so you must be bored
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There are few things if any that are better than femboys.
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>>707959623
been attempting to write an essay but it's not going well so I'm here and playing forza
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>>707959754
How much time do you have left?
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>>707959237
>Moral of the story: Femboys are awfully pretty

FTFY
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>>707959828
it's due in a week but I want it out of the way
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>>707958826
Dehumanization of everyone is the only way to stay sane.
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>>707959997
I hate humans
TAKE TAKE TAKE
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>>707959878
Then age 30 comes around and they become withering husks
>>707959920
How bad is it really?
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>>707960083
It's the way we are as a species. We are all malcontents.
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>>707960127
it's just confusing
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Lets be real here, why would you even want anyone over 30 in the first place?
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>>707960202
Topic?
>>707960236
Life's pretty awesome
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>>707960364
Then it would be a waste to share it with someone sub-par.
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>>707960364
how rocks can be used to determine what the mantle has been doing. Obviously not that simple but I'd rather not bore you with geo terms
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>>707960425
I don't see it that way. People add to the experience, for better or worse. Just gotta take the gamble
>>707960528
Get to it
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>>707960648
I think people are pretty shit. There should be less people.
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>>707960648
it's kinda late, and I'm not really in the mood to do it now
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>>707960719
Sounds like a life not worth living
>>707960777
Forza away
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>>707960955
exactly
and what about you?
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>>707961088
I'm about to head to bed. In about 15 minutes
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>>707961194
stay and shitpost with me some more then
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>>707960955
Yeah, probably just going to shoot myself at 30.
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Life is not worth living save for the fact that we're already alive.
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>>707961369
I'll stay until I deem it's time to go
>>707961371
Might as well do it now. You've decided your life should be stagnant
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>>707961464
good enough for me
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The opinions of the pretentious pseudo-intellectual are not considered and promptly discarded.
It is a worthless creature one should not take seriously.
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>>707961632
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>>707961568
What'd you do today?
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>>707961464
I like seeing people suffer going to hold off awhile to soak up the emotions.
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>>707961749
Sounds boring
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>>707961721
just that essay, I'm not terribly exciting
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>>707961864
People are boring, but you still chase them.
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>>707956977
I'm currently trying to find nintendo based porn which is not gay, furry or otherwise highly degenerated. This is the taglist that gets rid of a portion of it.
nintendo -gay -male_only -flaccid_penis -knot -knotting -yaoi -gore -guro -vore -pokemon -rokiloki -star_fox -fox_mccloud -fur -furry -beast -shadow_siren -shadow_queen -urethra -sketch -bowser -rule_63 -wendy_o_koopa -hyper_breasts -otter -ambiguous_gender -piranha_plant -sharp_teeth -donkey_kong_(series) -birdo -iggy_koopa -roy_koopa -koopaling -chubby -foreskin -hyper_penis -isabelle -isabelle_(animal_crossing) -sonic_(series) -rouge_the_bat -goombaria -monochrome -rosie_(animal_crossing) -koopa -line_art -yoshi -star_bunny -wendy_o._koopa -boo_(mario) -cackletta -penile_masturbation -locke_(yoshi) -femboy -androgynous -hou_(hachiyou)
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You keep using that, but I don't think you know what it means. I think you suffer from a below average IQ bordering on, but not quite falling into, mental retardation. You're just smart enough to realize you're a moron, but noting else. You're a coward, a failure, and a waste of resources. Your existence doesn't cause suffering, it's merely a sideshow, a curiosity for regular people. And hell, even if you disregard my opinions, you can't disregard the fact that I've at the very least had sex, you undesirable wastoid. I no longer give a shit.
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>>707961899
Nothing else at all?
>>707961982
They're pretty exciting
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reminder to stay on the lookout for toilet seat spiders
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>>707962138
nope, I'm sorry I'm not exciting
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>>707962123
Do me next
>>707962211
Be grateful you don't live in Australia
>>707962233
I guess it's to be expected of university life
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>>707962301
true I guess, got any plans for the weekened?
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It is a good idea to kill oneself beyond a certain age least you become a pseudo-intellectual. Just a bank of worthless knowledge and accumulated theories parroted from much more successful people.

>>707962138
mmm... no.
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>>707962301
i'm in the australia of america
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It is a good idea to kill oneself when you're like Nibi. Because you will amount to absolutely nothing.
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Dont get bit by the Brazilian wandering spider. Your penis has been warned.
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>>707962123
What is it that you do with your life?
Self medicating due to some sort of mental or physical illness?
I'm interested, please be honest.
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>>707962442
I missed playing poker this week, gotta make it up some how. Might go to a haunted house or something with a few buddies I'm not sure
>>707962470
You haven't met much people then
>>707962525
You live in the Bizzaro world part of America. Where logic goes to die
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Gonna kill myself around 30>>707961371

Dont want to end up like that James guy.
Kinda glad I never had sex, makes me cringe at the thought of having something in common with a near-do-well.
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>>707962626
I am on no form of medication, I go to a job five days a week and make enough to pay my bills while I pursue a gallery that is willing to hang my work.
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>>707962657
don't get too spooped
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>>707962657
Ive met a lot of people, they are all the same.
Come off different? Thats their "Mask", look at what's under it, its always the same.
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The word is ne'er-do-well.
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The man is a near-do-ell
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>>707962810
Assess me. Or at least roast me
>>707962844
I'll get spooped out of existence. Not sure. Never been to one. Always seemed blase to me
>>707962853
From my findings everyone is different. The only similar thing is they tend to want to be happy.
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Nibi is coming onto me, this is how he flirts.

>>707963165
I don't know you.
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>>707962810
So you don't take any substances?
Your thoughts are quite interesting, Quite withdrawn. Leads me to believe that you might be ill.
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>>707963165
who knows, it might end up being genuinely unsettling, or it'll be shit
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>>707963181
Latex is so hnngg
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>>707963290
Withdrawn from what?
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>>707963165
Do you stop at a certain point because you seek other things or is it because you dont like the thought of what you will find?
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>>707963268
That's better than what I thought I was gonna get
>>707963313
I expect a few jump scares. Get called a pussy if it happens, then laugh it off
>>707963384
If everyone's the same to you, maybe you just don't do a thorough enough job.
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wink wink
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>>707963507
Why would you expect anything from a stranger?
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>>707963507
likely, but maybe it'll be more than that
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>>707963640
I'm getting tired. It's time for me to sleep. Later
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>>707963608
anything from anyone
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When I flirt with people I get shot down.

>>707963507
Past a threshold detail is blurred. The small little differences are indistinguishable.
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>>707963705
see you around
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I'm not shooting you down. I know what you're doing and I didn't ask you to stop.

>>707963755
Even from yourself. You must go through life as a stranger, even to yourself.
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>>707963771
And when I flirt with you, I receive empty threats of maiming and murder

so uh
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I dont serenade, I dont enjoy conversing either. I leave messages.
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>>707964164
You're shit and not worth flirting with.
>hypocrite
Yeah and so is everyone else. No fucking second thought to add another to the pile.
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>>707964292
I missed you too. How're you tonight Nibi?
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Nibi, if you wanna fuck, just ask.
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>>707964292
post more sheaths
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>>707964385
You never answered my question, David. How did you manage to lose a fight with your dad?
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>>707964440
i don't know if i did
there's a three foot hole in the wall though
and my blood is everywhere
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be nice to my barry
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>>707964951
He threw you into a wall? Why did you have to go to the hospital? I've been put through walls before and never went to no doctor over it.
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>>707965047
i had to go because my feet and hands got all cut up someone
and i think i just put my arm through the wall
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>>707965095
A three foot hole from your arm? You got stitches?
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>>707964952
<3 <3 <3
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Barry will be total bottom sporting cat ears and drawn whiskers. He will have his arms bound behind his back, mouth holstered by one of those opening rings, and he will have a chastity cage.
Fool will be sporting the cage as well but he will be above barry and be covered in random assortment of colored bodypaints and clay to match his abstract personality for the encounter.
David will be next in line and will be free from the cage like the beautiful beast he is. Preferably he will be drugged on painkillers so I may rip at his back with steel claws, I dont want screams throughout, obviously.

I will obviously not be rubbing bodies like the three but will be sating my sadistic urges with weapons on david while he satisfies himself on the fool/barry train.
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>>707965180
i think i told my dad that i was going to kill him a bunch of times
no i just got some bandages
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the fuck
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what the fuck am I reading
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>>707965218
wait i want a chastity cage too
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Demos will not be joining, no matter how much he bitches and moans.
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That's what you're into, huh? It could be worse, I guess.

>>707965266
Why would you do that?
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good

i will rescue barry and drive off into the sunset
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>>707965369
i felt really cornered
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>>707965414
So you said you would kill him? How strange.
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>>707965473
i guess
i don't remember any of it
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David can have the cage too if he insists.
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>>707965398
>>707965398
>>707965398
>>707965398
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>>707965218
Can a fat swede join in? Any position works for as long as my balls aren't crushed in any way.
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>>707965496
That's what blacking out does to you. You do shit and can't remember. You should probably not drink that much.
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>>707965579
i just wanted to feel good
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>>707965576
Yeah you can be off to the side with demos.
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>>707965653
And did you feel good?
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>>707965507
thank you
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>>707965814
for a little bit
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>>707965842
And afterwards?
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>>707965890
really really bad
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>>707965661
Cool, which one is he?
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>>707966037
There ya go.
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>>707966192
Some whore who's ass is posted here on an almost daily basis, ask around there are plenty of people/lurkers who will probably post it for you.
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>>707966037
Don't feel bad, evrryone does stupid shit while under the influence, i almost tried to have sex with my brother when i was using spice once
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>>707966501
You made my day.
Thanks.
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>>707966614
You're welcome. I feel shit about it every time i remember it. That's the one thing i dislike about my hypersexuality(also known as nymphowhatever). Being able to be attracted anyone and everything
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You suck barry, git out.
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me and barry irl
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>>707967420
you wish don't you fag
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>>707967470
Let me make you into a cute little puppy.
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>>707967553
no thanks fucko
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>>707967420
So you want to cut people up?
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