Professional future teller here. post a picture of your hand lines and i can tell you what your future is and other things of interests such as habits etc.
hurry before i go to bed
>>707948506
http://imgur.com/9xQkTRo
try to read this...
>>707948766
Those dicks definitely suck off a lot of hands.
>>707948506
Pls future tell this friend
>>707948812
22/y Male
Smoker
Given up on Life
You'll get testicular cancer at 28-33.
Fuck it, why not
>>707948974
Lol jokes on you I already cut off my nuts
>>707948999
You have a good bound with your parents.
Your age is 21-24.
Your thoughts dwells to much in the past. Can become successful if you leave bad habits in the past and strive forward.
>>707948999
Trip check
Faggot
>>707948974
Well I quit smoking a year ago. I'm 28. Have given up on the dream of doing what I want. Now I do what I have to do to make money. I don't have testicular cancer yet but I still have 4 years to get it.
Am i gonna be alright?
Deliver OP
>>707949123
18, the rest is quite good. I came here for fap material but this was interesting, thanks anon
>>707949212
My vision tells me you haven't graduated nor have a degree. My visions tell me that you'll make the big bucks if you start a Pawn shop in Louisiana with your high school pal Larry.
Read my hand, or you will eat sand. "Oregano comment"
>>707949475
my vision tells me you're not OP, faggot
I'm curious, try this
>>707949549
transniger
21
faggot
>>707948506
MEMEMEMEMEMEME
>>707949626
Suddenly, I'm not a trap... Yet :^)
>>707949549
You miss a person, but they don't miss you back.
You recently lost a loving pet.
24-29 years old. If you don't stop drinking you will get a bad liver and be hospitalised at age 38.
>>707949706
You're a piss poor shot with a hammer
>>707949706
Oops did it wrong here
Better pic for you, OP.
Well, do i win?
>>707949757
kek'd, gg anon
>>707949757
I'm right handed tho
>>707949625
Your hair colour is dark/brown.
knew somebody who's name was Jake.
You suffer from anxiety attacks.
You will find a girlfriend but she will not be pretty that's for sure.
>>707949745
I don't drink alcohol or smoke, actually never did.
I didn't lose any pet.
Sorry, anon.
You're wrong :(
>>707949852
Stop hammering with your left hand then.
>>707948506
Help op I need a reading
>>707949890
>find a girlfriend whose not pretty
>better not tell my wife.
>>707949814
31 year old.
Works out due to lack of other things in life.
Misses highschool.
In your later years you'll become a truckdriver.
Please do tell
>>707948506
>>707950086
20-22 yeas old
You are one of those ''i hate my generation''
Thinks he's a special snowflake but you are just like us pal, a depressed shitbag.
If you don't get a uni degree in the near future things will end very bad for you.
Do me faget
>>707950264
You are 19-24 years old.
No job
You knew a girl named Sophie but you'd never really talked with her.
You'll die in a car accident. However, your fate can be countered if you'll never drive past the speed limit.
>>707948506
Wut abt dis
i love palm readings! i also really enjoy staring at my ceramic coffee mug in the morning to help influence the weather for the day. if the tea settles fast, the weather will be less out of my will, but if it settles longer than normal, almost instant success. it's crazy.
i often wonder when i'm going to die. too bad no camera right now.
>>707950138
Lives at home.
Bad degrees.
Usually depressed but finds amusent in watching other people suffer emotionally.
You'll die young, whether you like it or not.
>>707950138
Please fortune teller
Right handed anon
>>707950489
damn.
never had this done before lets try
>>707950243
30yo, but look much younger
Don't hate my generation, hate every generation
Thinks he's a special snowflake - kinda. True on the depressed shitbag part.
Already have uni degree.
>>707948506
Oh fortune teller, pray tell, what might my fortune bring?
>>707950489
I live abroad, didnt go to college, and im ready to die
>>707950558
don't worry, he was just describing /b, not you.
>>707950541
You used to play basket.
You have high desires of going back in time and fixing something. You will die by suicide. The visions are too cloudy to know what method.
>>707950633
Cant comment on others suffering, i tend to ignore that shit
>>707950632
omg look ly my and
>>707948506
>post hand
>fbi increases database of fingerprints
noty
I am interested.
>>707950683
Call me a skeptic, but i think this fortune teller on this image board is a phony
>>707950730
You spend alot of time stalking people on facebook.
You really Love mac'n'cheese.
You are bored of your current life situation.
My visions are getting real strong on this one. If you travel to Thailand before the year 2020 then you'll find good fortune.
>>707950755
shiiiiiiieeee...
>chk'd.
>>707950804
Made to work hard in youth
Lives in the cold, likes the cold
Loves another but she doesnt know
Eats too much red meat
>>707950804
You feel depressed often.
You want a girlfriend but you are too shy to leave your safety bubble.
You'll find a wife but she will be mediocre and you will have mediocre kids. You'll die of old age.
>>707950882
Let's travel to Thailand then
>>707950955
Check'd but also you skipped me. :( >>707950632
Sure
>>707948506
Shit, op still up? Just give me a general reading, simple topic, love. If anything in the future.
>>707951051
The good fortune is a swift death from aids, rather than a slow one of prostate cancer
>>707950575
You live in a small town.
Few friends. 3-4 at most.
You feel let down by society.
Works at a shitty end job.
If you join the marines before the year 2019 then good fortune will come to you.
>>707950632
Your unhappy
You are a middle child
Your mother doesnt understand you, your father loves you
Time is your enemy
>>707951121
>asking a 'palm reader' on /b about love
buddy, you don't need a psychic for this answer.
>>707948506
Do tell
>>707951211
Ahhh what? Real psychic is real.
I'm curious
>>707951187
accurate but idk about the marines
>>707951121
You will jerk off tonight to bridgette b
Your girlfriend will be ethnic
Your wife will be white
>>707951120
You feel like people judge you but they don't really care as much as you think.
Someone you love will die at the year of 2026.
If you move to North Carolina by the year 2031 you'll get together with a women who has a phat ass. You will die at somewhere around at 50-58. Reasons are unknown due to cloudy vision.
>>707951287
You eat too much
Youre failing at something important
Life comes naturally to you
Love does not
Try me
>>707949267
ded in 15 years
>>707951302
Weeaboo gamer
Loves pork, hates doctors
Will marry up, both in status and looks
Will die on the toilet
>>707951211
>>707951294
All true, but also i knew all of that. Anything you can tell me about my future? Is there any way to be happy?
>>707951302
Have had a good childchood.
Still lives at home.
You are hanging out with someone even tho you don't like that person.
You'll die a gruesome death in cold blood by someone who'm you trusted. This fate however can be countered if you watch your own back.
>>707951359
Sweet, thanks OP.
>>707948506
>>707951562
Find a productive hobby. Physicals suit you.
Carpenters and mechanics are around you
If you get fit, you will find her
>>707951484
You have disapointed your parents more then once recently.
You live in Houston or Dallas.
Stay away from alcohol don't eat pills. My vision tells me that it will end bad for you.
Here OP, make like Bush on 9/11 and do ya thing
>>707951662
In the world of movies youd be an extra
You long for a center stage
You will find it in a cell
The left is wrong, the path is backwards
>>707951687
>her
You fell for my trap card. I'm a faggot.
Please do me OP!!
>>707951848
You will still find her
>>707951662
You are good looking and intelligent
Woman love you because of your charisma
You are successfull in life because of your great personal traits
I see good fortune for you in the future. You will become a millionaire and live a long and good life
>>707951797
Not from USA. I don't drink and never done pills. I think ill be alright.
>>707951806
You used to play alot of videogames in 2009/2010.
Boring lifestyle but can't complain
My vision warns me about you.
You'll somehow end up in prison for a long time.
>>707951885
You long for something, its unimportant in 5 years. Forget it
You watch the clouds too much
Your feet will hurt in a week from a bad injury, see a doctor
>>707952043
The stars hold your fate. The archer take hold while the horse rears
Your car will break down this month
Lay off the coffee, drink more water
Youre going to lose weight. Be strong
What about me, OP?
>>707951901
Is finding her a good thing? I don't have an inclination of who i would be looking for.
>>707952112
Sorry I dont do faggots
>>707952043
You are walking around with some extra luggage.
You like the nature alot.
You need to start taking life more serious because as of now you are treating it as a joke.
Your fate is already sealed. You will die young from chronic heart failure.
>>707952112
You hold your anger like a man holds a child
Stop smoking
Dont fuck the blonde, aim for the redhead
That dog is bad news
>>707951461
Thanks man. Strike.
>>707952188
It is good for you. She gives you something you didnt realize you lost
Your friends will try to stop it
>>707952170
History: Born in a middle wealthed family.
Fate: You will get together with a girl Named Lisa but she will cheat on you if you don't take her out for dinner.
You will die at 74 from lung cancer.
>>707952246
You look at this dog and you tell me he looks like bad news :(
>>707952170
You feel sad, when you shouldn't
The rain suits you..go for a stroll in it
Karma will bite you
Yes, buy that big purchase. It will benefit all
>>707951885
Looks like my hand. Except I think you need to moisturise?
>>707952329
34-42 year old male.
You have suvere alzheimer running through your family. It's a 50%50 chance you will be affected at age 65-75. You can reduce your risk by eating healthy.
You have a dog.
You haven't bought new clothes in a long time.
>>707952377
I never said it was your dog
>>707952377
corgis are always bad news. those nubby little legs will carry you straight to hell!
>>707948506
What about me, OP?
>>707952470
True.
>>707952524
And absolutely correct. He's ferocious. Look at him.
>>707952421
I it looks all fucked up cause I used a dark filter so the lines showed up better
>>707952536
Your lineage betrays you
Diabetes is going to strike soon
Buy a suit, a nice one. You will need it
Youre watching a window when the smoke is within
>>707952576
You have sniffed panties in the past.
26-29 old male.
You'll get suvere diarheerea on 11 april 2017. Buy a lotto scratch card at 11 november 2016 from your local shop and you'll never have to work again.
>>707952333
Ty, btw nice trips
Fugg it
>>707952603
i have one too, see the way she killed this poor innocent foam ball? fucked up.
>>707952733
Actually, i'm 18
>>707952813
never mind the eye.
>>707951985
Close, 2011-2014
Yeah but you could say that for many people here
Oh fuck, that can't be good
What do you think it could be? Growing up I was told to be all around well behaved and have never committed any crimes aside from the occasional blunt pass with friends, maybe that will land me in jail? I fear prison more than death itself
>>707952763
European.
Start taking life more serious and you will do good.
You think too much about stuff that has already happend.
You will die at 59 from a brain injury.
>>707952763
You love chips. They dont love you
You are bless with affection from women. You need to open your eyes to it
Your watch has stopped. Have you forgotten to wind it?
Dont eat at the bar, they will give you a bad illness soon after
left or right hand?
>>707952912
Everything seems right, brain injury you say?
>>707952790
Your father has alot invested in you
Do not worry about him, the threat is from one close to you
Lay off the caffeine
Buy land, in a warm temperature
>>707952891
My visions tells me that you are not a bad person, but in a blink of a second something bad will happend that was not your intention.
However, my vision tells me that if you never drive while being drunk you can counter that prison fate Goodluck.
>>707952813
The eyes of a killer.
What day do I buy a lotto ticket to never have to work again, OP?
>>707951553
Not a weeaboo, i do love pork, I'm okay with doctors
here goes
>>707953196
He will beg for table scraps one day. You should give it to him
He wants to be promiscuous
His tennis ball will go missing
He needs to go out
There you go.
Not my kinda thing but why not?
>>707951587
How can you tell? You're right on the good childhood and living at home part
>>707953221
That day has past you
You should buy a boat, the water suits you
The night is wrong for you. Stay indoors
Your love is soon. Dont miss it
Wynaut
>>707948506
>>707953400
You need more fiber
The day is high, the sun is a sin
You need to clean something, you wont, and it will be destroyed
Protect your balls
>>707953526
Your life is on point. Dont get distracted
Dont love the one you want, love the one who finds you
You should drink more, water wine and beer
Tonight is red lettered, remember it
>>707953196
i wanna punch him, hes just too god damn cute.
>>707953476
You work too hard
You are too hard on yourself
You feel happy, and at the same time, sad
All things have a place, clean up soon
>>707953349
He is a little slut for attention so I think most of this works
We just went out though, he's good and pooped
>>707953395
you watch sports, not play them
you've had feelings for the same gender, not long but enough to know they were genuine
you will lose a close friend but gain a new one in the nearby future
>>707953745
You would never!
He is that cute though.
How about you predict THESE?!
>>707953395
Bad days for you my friend
Stay home this weekend
Eat a nice meal,.itll help
Rewatch a film from your youth, itll enlighten you
>>707953547
Thank you sir
>>707953780
Well i didnt exactly read his paw, i looked at his face. Give me a break
>>707949626
I fucking kek'd out loud at work ty
>>707953860
You shitpost often
Sadness is around you
Potassium is going to end you
Check these numbers in 4 posts
>>707953963
I'm just teasing man, I know you aren't doing the dog seriously
I appreciate the effort though and got a chuckle out of it!
>>707953760
Very true.
Also, could you perhaps elaborate on that last part? "All things have a place, clean up soon"?
>>707954080
I know friend, its all in good fun
>>707954091
Your life is untidy, you worry about this. There is a simple solution you overlook.
Clean up soon
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 30 minutes and keep getting distracted by this thread. I haven't even put the toothpaste on yet
Good thread op I like it
In also stoned which may be affecting my teeth brushing ability
Oh do me op
alright im ready!
>>707954378
Im glad. All people need enlightening
>>707954186
Thanks for the reading, I'll be keeping these in mind.
>>707954384
The red thread ties you to him
Its not worth it, wait to buy that special item
You are repressed. Release yourself
The tides are in your favor
>>707954470
Bad times are around you, stay on the path to see the sun
You like games, both mental and physical
Read something tomorrow, its important
Cut off the pain, itll save your hand
Hell yea I did it
>>707954480
You masturbated recently
You like him, but not in the way you think
Ignore your family tomorrow, save yourself the stress
Don't go out drinking next week
>>707954669
Oddly enough, I could apply these to some very real life issues I'm dealing with right now.
But I guess that's the secret to fortune telling, isn't it? Juuuust that right amount of vague ;p
Thanks op, I can dig it
>>707954671
The toothbrush is old, get a new one
Your teeth will hurt tomorrow. Take heed
The love of your life will have halitosis, remember this
Crest is the best in the west
Pardon the stains and scars, metal worker's hands
>>707954918
Anytime, friend. Glad you understand
>>707954930
This toothbrush is close to a decade old and is shitty
Heed taken
Correct
Please OP !!
>>707955016
You love novelty, but it will hurt you soon
She is a bit young. Help her to understand
Your transport will be used often this week
Brush your teeth more often, you will need it
>>707954824
damn you good bro, i'll give you that.
>>707955111
Your journey is arduous.
Buy something for yourself, you deserve it
Time is against you, smelling the flowers will kill your garden
Eat more veggies
I have heard about three incompatible versions, to read the hand:
1. From mans you read the right hand, from womans the left hand.
2. From right-hander you read from the right hand, from left-hander you read fron the left hand.
3. The right hand shows the future, the left hand the past.
>>707955196
Ouch on all counts... Thank you none the less
>>707955338
Thank you. Feel free to stop by anytime for an update
So tell me
>>707948506
who am i
>>707955404
Its more about the person. You need to feel whats coming to you.
Palm readers give the best handjobs
Sure why not . .
OP, still around?
>>707955466
will do! does left and right matters?
>>707949706
>>707949706
We have similiar hands
>>707955537
Your health is bad. You need to change
Do you love her? Ask yourself
Stay away from the stores, its a bad idea
Drink alot of water this week
>>707955708
No
Op did you ded
>>707955546
You take pride in your accomplishments. Stay subtle with it
Your life is long ahead of you, but you look towards the past
Stay fit, it suits you
Karma is watching
People, if you believe palm reading, you can also just admit to astrology and the rest of the hocus pocus. I sure did.
>>707955631
You feel weak. You are not.
He looks to exploit you. Do not let him
Porn is bad for you,.remember this
Keep reading,.youll need it
>>707948506
OP PLEASE TELL ME!!!
>>707955640
Life is rushing past, and you let it
Call your parents, tell them
Its wrong what you are doing, and someone will find out
Dont trust him
Alright OP I have a challenge for you, to really push your powers to the limit.
Looking at my palm here:
>>707954470
I want you to try and guess my name. You can guess three different names. If any of the three names you list are either my first, middle, or last name, then you are officially a God.
Are you willing to push yourself to the limits op?
What am I?
Well
You know what, why not, OP?
>>707956133
Gary Michael Theodore
>>707956133
not op but i'll guess jeremy
>>707956133
Thats not how this works, im not a stage magician. I read palms. I only know what youre willing to.tell me through your hands
>>707955886
I am not quite fit but im not unfit either, so close enough.
I take extreme pride in the things I do right, becausei dont usually do them right.
I imagine karmais watching me like a hawk, I've been an extremely horrible person but also a very kind one at times.
>>707956074
You feel shame because of something. Dont.
You should workout, itll help
Time moves slowly for you, and you know it, dont abuse it
Drink less booze
>>707956359
Oh shit and the looking forward to the past is incredibly true
>>707955771
damn dude thats all true
from what stores? you mean im thief or maybe stop order that chink shit from aliexpress
My hand. Ty
>>707956250
That's fair. I just always like magic :(
>>707956214 >>707956219
Negative ghost rider
>>707956078
You are strange, but it fits
You like her, talk to her more
Your eyes betray what your heart know
Eat a mint, one a day
>>707956138
Your waifu is shit
You idolize someone, and you should look elsewhere
Home is calling you
Stop doing that thing you do when you are nervous
>>707954480
what about death? can you tell?
>>707956148
Your work is steadfast, good
You live for the night, and it suits you
Get out more
Dont drink tequila
>Professional future teller here.
kek
hey guys professional ghost hunter here post a picture of your room and ill cleanse it of demons
>>707956155
You are strong, like a bull
Women will love your attention next week..enjoy it
Eat less fish, eat more garlic
Wash up frequently, especially next week
>>707956600
Dont have one.
I dont know anything about that.
I do live home, unless you're trying to speak in a very abstract sense.
I go to toilet when Im nervous. Guess I should stop that.
Thanks for the input.
>>707956250
>has to actually give precise informationen
>oh nooo i'm not a stage magician wah
>>707948506
PROVE YOUR POWER OP!
>>707956410
Stores spell disasters for you. Best stay away from it all for a week or 2. Food shopping is fine, but dont be swayed by temptation
Here's another one for you OP
Do me, plz.
>>707956785
Dont answer your phone late at night
Sleep on that major decision
Your work will need you this week, give it your all
Keep eating healthy
Hmmm
>>707956825
You are a skeptic, about alot of things
You are sad, and you fear you cant find happiness
Everyone forgives anon, dont act out of fear
You need more fruit
>>707956785
please add a picture of your face
>>707957014
Thank you friend
>>707956793
Well, assuming you mean physically strong, yeah, I guess.
As far as the women thing goes, well, that's next week so I don't know.
I do actually eat a lot of fish and not much garlic. Good one there.
I try to wash frequently :^)
>>707957006
old man
>>707956842
You're 22 and love playing dota
true love will find u
>>707956842
Your views are waning, you want to change
Your mother was right. Remember it.
The day suits you, enjoy it.
Dont think about that mistake last month
>>707957006
youre 26 and like eating meat
>other generic guesses here
>>707957009
you know someone named bob
youre 20-30
>some other generic guess
>>707956767
What about me?
GF was curious so fug it
bullshit
Im sorry to the rest of the thread, but someone is shitposting, so i shall leave
Comeback next time, please.
Enjoy your lives
Me my friend?
>>707957347
the demon is aged 20-22
don't answer your phone
dont forget to eat garlic
I've never done this before. Also curious. Try mine, OP.
Tell me please
>>707957381
20-25 y female
stop holding secrets in
tell him about what happened
the family wont care either
>>707957420
Laterz /b/ro, sorry about the shit bags
>>707957420
>one shitposter and gives up
Happiness is not a known emotion to you.
You suffer even when things are going well for you.
You imagine yourself to be worse off than you really are.
You're depressed about something, vision cloudy.
>>707948506
here i go
>>707957120
Why though??
Ok i changed my mind, i'm back
Me next!
Me next, plz and ty.
>>707957567
Real cute. Im sure everyone will thank you for ruining a thread so many people besides you enjoyed
Why? Do you hate fun? We all know it was vague shit, we were just having a lark
>>707957638
you need to shave more
stop drinking so many cokes
>other vague general comment about being male human
Niggers
>>707957711
>wasn't the one shitposting
I just shitposted after OP decided he'd give up because one faggot is being a cunt.
Niggers.
>>707957691
dont be afraid
ask her
>other vague issue that plagues everyone
Hey Op....what if I don't have a fate line?
>>707957813
Well, im sure glad the shitposting is contagious
she wanna know
>>707957855
whats a fate line
Niggers,
>>707953844
You nailed the first two, will see about the last.
>>707953900
Going fishing today, I'll be careful.
>>707957899
don't wear socks tomorrow
you live indoors
>palm read
>>707948506
Well OP, what about it?
Niggers.,
>>707957883
I'm certainly glad that OP is quick to throw in the towel, shows more of his personality than anything. If only he knew what /b/ was.
All these niggers
>>707957762
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>god , is that you ???
>>707957963
what the fuck you are not even op
>>707957969
Live it up bro
She doesn't know yet
>vague comment about being male
Niggers again
All these niggas and shit
>>707957906
Look at OP's pic. shows the four different lines that determine your fortune. One of them is the fate line. Mine is either incredibly faded or I dont have one.
>>707958074
is OP any more of a palm reader than a guy guessing vaguely at your age and using your gender for the other two "predictions"
>>707948766
underrated post.
People are niggas
>>707948506
THE REAL TEST HERE!
Niggerables
>>707948506
Why not
This thread was great til the faggots found it
>>707958332
You are a nigger too
>>707958368
Guess I fucking am,then
>>707958332
what faggots?
Dhdldkf i dont have a fateline?
>>707958239
you drink a lot of coke
youre a guy age 20-30
>nailed it
>>707958397
NIGGER
>>707958419
NOT BAD....BUT NOT OP!
>>707958324
you want to move somewhere else
drink more water
>generality about being male
Nigar
>>707958466
FUnny cause i replied to that idiot right now!!!
LMFAO!
>>707958479
I'm OP i dont know who said they were leaving the thread
>>707958484
Nigger
Nogger
Does nigger things
Gay nigger
>>707958511
Kriss er det deg?
>>707958548
Nigger
>>707958584
Pepe nigger
>>707958548
OP has actually been accurate....Ive been testing him with the same hand different back ground. But shhhh.....let see if he past the real test.....
>>707958640
>>707958640
Threads dead soon
FUCK!!! OP IS GONE!!!????
:(((((((((
Roll
>>707956600
this wasnt op
>>707958660
dude I'm OP. I've been guessing. Keep believing in vague generalities thats how psychics make money
yo
c'mon bruh
>>707958953
Well. I guess. But there is not money to be made here...and I got chills when he did my left hand.
THREAD IS DEAD PPL!!!
/THREAD
**OP HAS LEFT THIS THREAD. OP HAS GONE TO BED :(
>>707959031
which one was dead on? I believe OP believes that he has a power. he said he does it as a profession
>>707958989
you have a great voice
you should cut down on the sugars and alcohol
no more porn 4 u
Wew
>>707958983
stop buying bottled water
youre a 20-30 year old male
it's comin soon
>>707959168
AT FIRST I posted my right hand.
WHich was vague...but passable...
So then i posted my left hand....and shit was creepy accurate.
THIS IS WHAT OP WROTE:
Your views are waning, you want to change
Your mother was right. Remember it.
The day suits you, enjoy it.
Dont think about that mistake last month
#now you want to knoow why its accurate...lol
>>707948506
Judging by that diagram I should already be dead, my "life line" is short as fuck and just disappears into the "fate line"
>>707959352
are you reading what OP wrote? like thats the most general bullshit ive ever read...
i dont need to know why its accurate because what he said applies to almost anyone
who never changes their views in life?
who doesn't have a mom?
>the day suits you
Who never makes a mistake?
>come on
>>707959371
Don't think about your mistakes.
You know you can change.
Play less video games.
>>707959589
But I've made plenty of mistakes, I can change but the effort required to do so is more than I can muster, videogames keep me alive.
That was an intricate way of saying KYS wasn't it?
>>707959501
>>707959440
HAters gone hate. Trust me, im a skeptic too...the last post OP posted was mine before he left.
Also, I tried to repost a hand that was done right after...and maybe coincidence....but maybe not?
I guess we all believe what we want to. Just for me it was creepy is all.
BEsides why the FUCK You in this thread if youre not a believer?
>>707959769
no i just made stuff up to see if it applied to you
