back pain
adhd
hypertension
hepatitis C
anxiety
depression
>back pain doesn't exist
lol troll harder 2/10
>>707929678
Brain Aneurysms
Prostate Cancer
Autism
>>707929839
nah OP is proof of autism
>>707929678
Fibromyalgia
>>707929678
>back pain
>adhd
>hypertension
>hepatitis C
>anxiety
>depression
CITE
I
T
E
Your sources.
>>707929678
parkinson's is some made up bullshit too
>>707929678
MUH FIBROMALGIA (sp?)
Fucking hate that bullshit excuse. Every woman I know seems to "have" that.
Lazy fat useless old cunts.
>>707929678
Edema
Rickets
Gout
Lockjaw
Palsy
Dropsy
alltism
fractured femur
leprosy
homosexuality
DysIexia
>>707929678
>Being this fucking stupid.
>>707930250
well i mean at least you're right there.
OP not suffering a major case of dick sucking.
depressed people just need to get the fuck over it amirite?
>>707929678
Hypertension is really a symptom more than a disease itself.
Whatever you call it though it has a lot of associated morbidity and mortality so it's worth treating.
That can either be with lifestyle modification or medication.
>>707929678
All of those exist, but back pain is frequently overplayed or exaggerated or made up for people to obtain opiate prescriptions. I believe ADHD exists in the sense that kids/adolescents/adults may not have the capability to focus very well and may constantly distract themselves with movement or fidgeting, but again I think it is used as an excuse for bad parenting. I work in a pharmacy and fucking pisses me off when a mom drops off ritalin scripts for all 3 of her kids. No your kids don't all need ritalin you just need to be a better parent.
Hypertension and hep c obviously exist, though the price of hep c drugs is fucking bullshit.
Anxiety and depression are very real conditions. The brain biochemistry behind psychological conditions is actually fascinating, i'd recommend that anyone with an interest in science or biology take some time to study them once in a while. Truly a nature vs. nurture type of thing (and both play a role). I'm not some genius on the topic or anything, it's just an area that's really drawn my interest over the years.
it was invented by the Jews as an attempt to get money from the health insurance company's. the more medical conditions the more profits!
>>707929678
>anxiety
>depression
My PTSD would like to speak with you.
I can't shop at walmart because all I do is run scenarios on what nigger has a gun and how I can take him out. I even walk around like they will pull so I'm in the best position.
You got me /b/ im rustled.
surgery in 2006 on my shoulder.
back and neck pain slowly developed over the next 10 years of trying to be normal.
now i want to die...
>>707929981
>>707930206
I'd also lean toward fibromyalgia not being a real thing.
>>707930841
so what you're saying is that when you're bored at work you think about how you'd stop a shooter?
So you're a normal bored retail worker?
>>707929678
Privilege
>>707930841
I hope one day you get to do it.
Good luck, anon!
>>707929678
i have one of those things
guess what it is
>>707931271
faggotry?
>>707930969
My best friend is my boss. He conceal carries.
I constantly think about what to do if he pulls the gun on me. My best friend.
and I get the joke, I don't work at walmart. I work at another retail store but make salary and I also own 4 decently popular websites with over 100k views a week.
Electromagnetic sensitivity.
>>707930329
>homosexuality
I keked
>>707930009
MLA too, while you're at it
>>707929678
So you're stupid? or what
>>707929678
>>707929839
What are you? A Scientologist?
Dumbass gay faggot niggerlips.
>>707931363
>I constantly think about what to do if the law abiding citizen who legally owns a firearm instead of doing my job or worrying about criminals who are armed.
>Cancer
(Jewish conspiracy to wring shekels out of you for doses of radiation poisoning, which is what kills you in the end)
>AIDS/HIV
(Atheist conspiracy to hide evidence of god's wrath striking down fags)
>Ebola
(Christian conspiracy to get that aid $ and make people convert so that they don't get a disease that melts your insides)
>Zika
(Muslim conspiracy, trying to create an army of goombas for the final jihad)
>Diarrhea
(Hindu conspiracy, I think you know why)
>Heart disease
(Zoroastrian conspiracy, who even fucking knows why they do anything?)
transgender or gender reassignment. neither are possible, though mutilated genitals is a thing.
>>707931345
adhd
>>707931363
Seriously, look into your posture. I bet you slump your shoulders and don't make eye contact.
>>707931691
>Diarrhea
>(Hindu conspiracy, I think you know why)
poo to the loo sahib
>>707929678
Fibromyalgia
>>707931399
Fucking this
>>707930697
>hypertension
Nigga are you high?
>>707929678
obesity
transsexuality
pedophilia
Yeah I guess it's in my head that I can't focus on shit and get distracted easily
>>707929678
Cancer
HIV/AIDS
Diabetes
Heart Attack
Malaria
All lies.
I can never pay attention to information about ADHD. It probably doesn't exist
>>707931728
this
and multiple sexuality there is male and female, no more, no less
>>707929678
>back pain does not fucking exist
"My back hurts"
"YOU FUCKING LIAR"
>>707932325
ADHD is basically from teaching young boys as if they were mentally unstable girls.
>>707929678
>>707930966
You're not wrong really, Fibromyalgia is more of a catch all that doctors use when they've exhausted everything else.
>>707932198
>pedophilia
Depends.
If they are older than 9 then it's not pedo anymore.
And if they have had their menstruation it's just a tinfoil retarded law that states something bullshit.
If it bleeds it breeds.
>homosexuality
>autism
>social norms
>cancer of this thread
gluten /' glu:t(É™)n /
noun:
Something attention seekers are alergic to
>>707929981
>>707930966
Wife has it and it's a neurological disorder. I remember days we used to throw bails while working on a farm together. She used to out work me. Now some days she is exhausted from just doing an hour long grocery trip. She definitely wishes it didn't exist either, sucks man.
>>707932942
You haven't seen what gluten does to someone that get an allergic reaction to it.
Imagine having now fucking way of absorbing the food, and it feels like you have the worst stomach pain in the world.
You puke you shit low viscosity poo that makes diarrhea looks like rocks.
It goes in and it goes right out, at the same time you have no energy because every piece of intestine "hair" is broken.
TL;DR hope you get gluten intolerant you piece of shit.
>>707932697
There are some auto immune disease like lupus that have very simian symptoms. At least SOME of the different types of lupus...
>>707930697
what the fuck are you ding on my b, nigger???
spewing ur sensible, well thought out ideas
>>707931930
I do. I used to take test and still retain the characteristics it gave me.
I'm a manly man.
>>707932942
A lot of people think they have it when they don't, it's the new cool thing to have. A lot of people get gassy from lots of bread, myself included but it's far from an allergy. I feel bad for people who have that or celiac. They hear that and immidiately "I'm an attention whore comes to mind" though in extreme cases it could kill them
>>707933323
Not him, but I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
A pizza gives me crippling gas for days and the stomach acid from anything with bread inflames and pains my top stomach valve. I confused it for heart pain for over 2 years because it's located right there.
What should I eat? Considering paleo.
>>707929678
>back pain
Ok...
>>707933380
>simian symptoms
fucking monkey disease, it exists man
>>707929678
Marfan Syndrome
Pickwickian's for sure
>>707933789
Look it up, any decent doctor can diagnose for lactos, gluten and various other things you could be allergic to.
It's not expensive either, unless you live in a third world country that don't have free health care.
Gluten-free food though is expensive, but if it's just from Pizza, look at what's in the indigence and work that out from there.
Legionaire's is made the fuck up, fam
Morgellons Disease
Kill me
>>707933280
It's in her fucking head. Fibromyalgia is a catch-all disorder doctors label patients with when there's no real answer. Look at the list of symptoms.. fucking anybody could be diagnosed with that shit.
It's just "stupid cunt syndrome", ffs. 90% of those diagnosed are women, the other 10% are cuck ass men.
fibromyalgia = "women over 30"
>>707933789
Probably a severe intolerance. Most problems caused on both ends usually means a reaction to the food itself. You try whole grain, high fiber breads?
Gender Dysphoria
>>707933954
Heh I meant similar
Conversion disorder is made up in someone's mind...
>>707934417
Not a medical condition
>>707934514
Exactly.
But seriously, half of OP's list is considered mental conditions too. As far as I'm concerned, that makes both mental and medical conditions fair play.
>>707934467
Yeah. Are you the guy who made the joke about not being able to pay attention to ADHD? If so, you should stop, like, now.
>>707934073
I live in the US. Basically a 3rd world country and I'm embarrassed that I fought for it, but it fucked me up so I have health care free for life.
I saw some guy that moved to South Koreas Twitter..they require a full body diagnostic every single year. Looking at it I see that it could catch anything in an early stage. I wish the US would do something similar.
Anyways, fuck pizza. It's bread in general. Sugar just causes gas faster.
>>707933280
There is no evidence that it's a neurological disorder, at least directly. It's probably some sort of complex sleep disorder, which explains the fatigue and muscle pain. So I guess the sleep disorder would be neurological.
>>707933323
what you're describing is Celiac disease, not just a gluten allergy or intolerance.
Also a ton of people have it way worse. Celic disease doesn't have to manifest in the digestive tract (though it is most common). You can get gluten reactions in your skin, lungs, and even brain. At least you don't have a stroke or seizure every time you accidentally eat some flour.
>>707934351
Everything with carbs causes problems. I don't have diabetes..I had a cold stone ice cream that took my blood sugars to 199. They dropped to under 100 within 15 minutes. I made my type 1 diabetic dad and a type 1 friend jealous because of that. It just gives me bad gas and causes pains that create anxiety.
Medfag here
Oncologist
> Cancer isn't real. It's a conspiracy
Mfw I know this isn't a troll
I see at least one patient a month who genuinely believes this.
It's not just something people say online
Even some people dying of cancer think it's fake
Then they die
>>707934193
Well quite literally yes tit is in her head, the body thinks it's injured when it isn't. Know my wife since I was 14 and we are 25 now. She got it two years ago, seemed like she got it after having a violent reaction with penicillin. Her grandmother got it from a concussion, her mother never had it. Took her months to not feel like blacking out after standing up too fast. She just finished her MSc, hard worker and last person to be looking for sympathy. But I get it, I would be skeptical with a lot of people cry bullshit conditions to make up for being lazy.
>>707934688
There's allegedly conflicting evidence now over whether a thorough annual checkup is good or bad for you in the long run.
>>707934873
>Then they die
I bet that changes their mind.
>>707934632
Mental conditions are medical conditions. That's not some left-wing SJW bullshit, it's just something that people in general need to realize.
>>707934688
You might be lucky that you found what's causing you stomach problems then.
My lil sister became gluten intolerant when she was around 6 and we are heavy bread eaters and it struck her full head on.
Some get slightly intolerant at first and some even manage to eat gluten later in life.
I'd go check it out specifically for gluten since it's cheaper than a full diagnose if you live in the US.
>>707934940
>fibromyalgia from penicillin
I'm dead
>Angry autists with no medical knowledge whatsoever argue over how much they are willfully ignorant of diseases that they dont understand in the slightest in reply to OP's obvious satire.
You all need to be taken out back and put down jesus fucking christ. Not a single one of you is in any way benefiting this world by being alive. You're worth more as impromptu fertilizer.
>>707929678
Fat rash
>>707929678
Illness
>>707933789
does bread give you gas too? what about dairy? Gas buildup usually means you're having trouble digesting. Could be poor gut bacteria or could be lactose intolerance. If you can, try to eat yogurt for a few weeks. Could also be the greasiness too.
Heartburn from bread is actually fairly common and doesn't necessarily have to be a gluten allergy. If you also get heartburn from other foods, nexium is pretty good at taking care of it.
>>707934940
I like you anon. I hope your life pans out bro. Best of luck, for you and her.
>>707934640
>Are you the guy who made the joke about not being able to pay attention to ADHD?
Nopeq
>>707929678
Cystic fibrosis
>>707934966
Depends on how invasive it is I guess. I mean if you're talking scoping people's colons and GI tract then yeah you're going to cause more problems than you'll avoid, that's just the way the sheer stats work out. If it's more basic scans, screenings, and physicals, then obviously it's a great idea.
>>707934989
Then Gender Dysphoria could be considered a medical condition, since it's also considered mental.
Of course, it's just an excuse for mentally unstable people to legitimize their bullshit and take titty skittles, and pharmacists are more than happy to oblige when someone needs to pay for pills for the rest of their life in order to live out their delusions.
DIARRHEA
>>707935377
>>707934989
>>707934632
Gender Dysphoria isn't a mental condition nor a medical condition
>>707934764
In my experience it's not particularly sleep related but I wouldn't be able to say it wasn't for a fact. People seem to describe it as extremely high tend sensation, particular trigger points seem to be very common, random nerve clusters that feel like slamming you funny bone super hard when pressed where are only uncomfortable when pressed on normal people. Hard to say, though yeah.
>>707935503
It's a liberal condition.
>>707934856
>type 1 diabetic dad
>blood sugars to 199
>I don't have diabetes
I've got news for you anon...
>>707934873
Haha......fuck those people they aren't worth saving
>>707935503
>>707935619
I posted it because I don't think it is, either. But psychologists will "diagnose" someone with it before prescribing HRT. So it's considered a mental condition.
We here just happen to know better than to believe their bullshit.
>>707935619
Mental disorder
Fairly good balance between trolling and legitimate discussion in this thread. I'm proud of you, /b/
>>707929678
Addiction
>>707935168
Nah it was after she had a violent reaction that left her with hives and fluid in her lungs. Usually tends to be after something quite traumatic both pyshical or mental. But yeah just pick it apart and not be able to even entertain the idea, that's cool too bro.
>>707935685
They dropped below 90 after 15 minutes.
According to the internet I'm fine.
>>707935361
Here's the guys picture of the thing https://twitter.com/BattleRoyaleMod/status/781007047055859712
>>707935290
Thanks man, I appreciate that
>>707930697
agreed back pain is over exaggerated. i broke 3 vertebrae coccyx andnow have a twisted spine and ground cartilage in my hips and i deal with it and work construction sooo those who bitch can kiss my ass. hell broke my leg 6 months ago took 2 days off and was back tiling a kitchen after the weekend was over without painkillers sooooo pain is only in the mind!
Any thing the wife claims to have is bullshit. Especially when I want to fuck and she has a headache or it's her time of the month.
>>707931728
Hey, all i know is i stopped wanting to kill myself once i started HRT, so call it what you want but i wanna be a chick and HRT helps me be less depressed/suicidal
>>707929678
"hi im OP and i dont suffer from any of these. Also im a devout atheist and think every other human is less than i am because of my extreme intelligence is very good."
Electromagnetic sensitivity
Chronic Lyme
Non-celiac gluten sensitivity
>>707936206
Either you have nerve damage or you are the fuckin terminator dude...
the black plague
>>707929678
Alcoholism.
Not a disease. lol
Poor self control.
>>707935175
that cherry pie looks fucking delicious.
Now I want cherry pie.
>>707929678
heart attacks aren't real. just stating facts
>>707936206
Have fun not being able to move by the time you are 40
>>707936313
The first two I am very much on board with you. As far as the last one I don't know, bread gives me the worst gas ever. The wife and I call them dog shit fats, take a wild guess why... I dunno maybe it's the fact most bread is so processed though
>>707936434
>heart attacks aren't real
heart attacks are just the excuse the Government gives out when they murder people
>>707936206
I mean, if that's true then you're a beast
>>707936578
Farts*
>>707936332
im going with a lot of nerve damage got a nice holeish soft spot scar on my legwhere it broke though!
>>707936673
Compound fracture?
>>707936498
30 and only time it gets tough to move is if i take a full 2 days off for a weekend and stay inactive as long as i never fully relax and wind down nothing hurts generally
>>707936830
yea right under the knee so i have a small scar there now and its a soft spot kinda feels like theres a hole underneath the skin still al ittle sensitive but nothin severe to add insult to injury i was driving myself back from the hospital and the transmission blew in my truck too lol
I believe alot of people just claim depression
Depressions is you LITERALLY not being able to find enjoyment or happyness in anything and no matter what you do your brain always looking finding something negative about every situation.
Not the "muh frend at skewl didn't say hi to me so I cut muhself waah I'm depressed gimme dem pills"
>>707936206
Those kinds of injuries kick you in the ass when you get older. It's like, even if you've completely healed, your body remembers and starts reminding you of them every day, when you're trying to get up in the morning or when you're trying to go to sleep, when you age.
>>707937069
While it is absolutely not the second part, it's also not the way you describe it.
>>707937006
Wow that all sounds as expensive as it is painful
>>707936830
also have a few scars from soldering copper pipe where the flux burnt holts in my hand and arm a hammer shaped dent in the back of my skull from where a sledgehammer fell off a roof and hit me in the head and a pinky that does have nerve damage in it from shooting a nail through the 2nd knuckle
bee stings are not real
>>707929678
TRANS-FUCKING-GENDER
Institutional racism
the friendzone is not real
>>707937198
oh ill feel it eventually but its been 14 years since i broke my back and still goin strong when i first broke it got hella painkillers started abusing them after a couple years of abusing them stopped cold turkey and now every injury i get just refuse them so pain is all mental lol
>>707937069
>>707937260
It's more like an extreme lack of motivation. It can easily lead to a negative or pessimistic outlook on everything, but that isn't necessarily how you'll always feel.
You can enjoy yourself on occasion. Have fun and laugh when you're with friends. But it's hard to gather the will to do anything else. Things can feel pointless. You might not even be able to muster the mental energy to feel sad, or self-pity. On the occasions you do, though, you can't summon enough to do anything about it, which is why careless advice from people who aren't depressed can get so irritating.
>>707929678
Ops heterosexuality
>>707937390
It isn't like it is "brand new" it's been around for a long time it's just that there was such a stigma against it that no one would come out. There probably are a good chunk of trend trans people but there are also a lot of legitimate people with gender dysphoria.
What medical knowledge or research have you done on the topic to have such a strong opinion?
>>707929678
borderline disorder
>>707936279
I feel like the only people it'll really "help" (that is, seemingly fix their problem) are those who will be able to blend in as their chosen gender for the most part. They're all delusional, but there's no longer any reason for them to feel depressed or suicidal if things seem to mesh with that delusion.
But the vast majority won't. They'll always look like men in drag. In a perfect world, people wouldn't ruthlessly mock them for it, but they themselves will hate the way they look when they look in a mirror, just like before. But even worse because originally they were normal, and now they look like freaks. That just makes things worse.
Of course, they delude themselves into thinking they're happy and just push all of their frustration and self-hatred at other people, particularly those who make fun of them. So now they're within two layers of delusion: 1. thinking they're female, and 2. thinking they're "beautiful" and thinking natural women could look like they them. Like fat people do to convince themselves they don't need to change.
>>707938022
Gender Dysphoria. Is not. Real.
>>707930841
plz cap
>>707938247
Well for me the HRT has just made me feel normal, and i'm not presenting or anything but the change in hormones have cured my depression. So for some the change in hormones does really help.
And i agree that those people are awful, but there are a lot who just want to be normal and don't lash out.
Many can just live as ugly chicks if they do it right buy they want to do it "thier special way" and they look terrible.
>>707938297
Like i said what proof you got it isn't, it is categorized in the DHMS, so why isn't it real?
>>707929678
These posts are always either bait or genuine retardation, and you can never tell which.
>>707929678
>back pain
So youre underage.... what else?
>>707929678
rectal kleptomania
>>707939132
To bring out the conspiracy theorists.
>>707931691
>>707932935
>>707932942
>>707934417
>>707934873
>>707936434
>>707938925
ADHD is also categorized in the DHMS.
Lots of shit is categorized there that is just convenient bullshit to excuse bad parenting or shitty behavior, and these people have every incentive to legitimize it and assign bullshit medication to it that people have to use for the rest of their lives. That being said, I don't think it's all entirely done knowingly, like a conspiracy. It's more that we have these incredibly rare cases of people who actually had something akin to these conditions and these treatments helped, creating a precedent to go by, but they are over-diagnosed to a ludicrous degree and as such the treatments are over-prescribed because it's a convenient thing for psychologists and pharmacists to fall back on and they don't have any incentive to look into it deeper, or to use treatments that actually fix anyone permanently.
>>707929678
autism exists and it's you OP
>>707929678
Back pain does not exist? You obviously don't lift. Faggot! 1/10 made me respond
>>707940017
I'm the oncologist. Not bait on my part. This is genuinely what patients tell me.
Unless they're trolling me irl?
I don't think so though. I think a small number of people actually believe cancer is made up. Even when they're dying from it.
>>707930697
They could start being better parents by not feeding them so much sugar.
Also, how does it feel to be part of big pharma's opiate cartel supply chain?
>>707940606
So you would accept that there might be some people who actually do have Gender Dysphoria and it is just overly diagnose ?
>>707941576
Here's the thing. What is "gender" defined by? Men and women do tend to think a little bit differently, but that's due to many factors. Hormones can affect behavior, but transgender people have always been affected by the hormones of their birth gender. Upbringing can affect behavior more than anything else, but transgender people's general upbringing doesn't differ automatically from others'.
To say that someone could be "mentally" male or female, regardless of their body, seems to say that there are "male" or "female" minds. So basically they're applying gender stereotypes, which is ironic because most trans people are progressive.
But politics aside, I just don't think you can have a "female mind" in a male body. You have a mind, and a male body. Or a woman has a mind, and a female body. How they feel about the sex they were born with is up to them. I've known plenty of women who hate being women because of the way they're treated, some who even feel they should've been born men because they have a more "masculine outlook" on things. But they're not transgender. They know they're women. Not happy about it, but not under the delusion that their gender is male while their sex is female.
Gender has always just been pretty much a synonym for sex. And nothing has really convinced me that it should be used any other way.
I feel some people just really want to be the opposite sex, for any number of reasons specific to that individual. They don't fit in with other people of their gender, somehow they feel their lives will be improved by switching. And perhaps for some transitioning even helped to some degree, but didn't solve the root problem. So many transition and realize that it wasn't what they needed, and they just ruined their bodies. It's hard to predict which result you'll get ahead of time, and the recent surge of transitioning hasn't lasted long enough to see the long-term results.
Others, I believe, may be suffering from genuine delusion.