What's your crush's name /b/?
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What's your crush's name /b/?
>>707925025
your mom
U GO FIRST NIGGER
Kayle, i wish i would've told her before we graduated.
fucking a younger male who is wearing a dick cage is on my bucket list.
Jimmie Rustles
I dont talk to grills
Daiana
Fatmägul Al-Kuran
Shelby
Anna Frank
Marcus (fem anon)
Hitler
Marianella, gorgeous honduran chick i work with. I try to keep it as professional as possible cause my dumbass would say something "inappropriate" and who knows she could take it offensively and pull that harassment card. I need my job. But I'd sure love to fuck that bitch
Vivian if only i got the chance to talk to you.
>>707925895
Is he Black?
Ciara Horan
abigail williams
>>707925895
Tits or gtfo dumb whore
>>707925025
Quincy.
A female Quincy. Loli too.
>>707925025
Kim Kung-yung.
I'm going to see her tomorrow while grocery shopping. Hopefully, we'll meet away from the registers again, so we could talk a bit.
>>707926001
>>707926001
WTF?
Me too
>>707925947
Just go for it, latinas love when an Alpha takes their pussies straight, if shes illegal much easier
Reanna. She's trashy as fuck.
>>707926090
>>707925895
I second this notion. Timestamp on them titties
Janessa
Don't have one.
Last crush I had was cool, but I knew she was a complete whore. Eventually just had to cut myself off from her cause I knew I'd get cucked.
But yeah, sex isn't everything anons, relationships are better.
Lena.
>>707926227
What's that supposed to mean?
Josefina Becker
Larissa R.
i love you bb,come to me
>>707926252
I've considered it cause everytime we working in same department or see eachother she gets all bubbly and blushes. I'm just not for sure if she is like that when everyone tho
your all so lucky to still feel something. I dont love anyone anymore. I have lost hope for love and I dont care anymore. You cunts are so lucky you better hold onto what little you have
>>707925025
Don't have one.
>>707925955
Mate what's this painting called
Donald
Aimee.
>>707925025
akemi. she will never be mine...
Joana N.
>>707925025
Kristin.
>>707926911
you're right anon
Danny
Dominique or Angelyne
yeah I got two, fuck you gonna do about it?
Francis pope
Mother mary
would bang
Skye God she's so damn hot but she's a grade a chav and I don't want to be a normie to get her
>>707926861
No, i feel nothing but heartache now
Chad (fem anon)
rose.
How do you talk to someone that is withdrawn and who avoids contact with other people?
I like her but I feel like I'd make it awkward and she wouldn't like me anyway.
Guess I'll just be alone forever.
Valerie. Saw her with another guy today. Wrapped up in a blanket at the football game.
>>707927211
Chaddius Thunderloins damn I know that guy he was a prick
Heather
But I just call her babe.
She's mine now
send them a poke.
>>707927050
I'm gonna fuck em both that's what I'm gonna do cunt
Sarah and soon to be my girlfriend cuase im takin her on a date tm
>>707927268
You can't hide forever beta. Gota leave your cave sometime and deal with it like everyone else. Grow the fuck up
>>707925025
Kailey
>>707927319
Shit dood feelsbadman hope u get an amazing girl someone better than her
>>707926001
She will never be yours anon
Shrek.
I'm so far from her, I don't even know her name...
>>707927449
I used to be afraid that cars passing by as I walked on the sidewalk were judging me.
How do you chase girls without fearing looking like an idiot?
>>707927268
Dude that's the easiest person to talk to. You give her attention she's all over you, and it's never awkward to approach her cus she's in a group of friends or whatever. GO FOR IT dont be a pussy or you will regret shit forever don't think just do it. If you're awkward she can sympathize it's fine. Awkward is endearing and you need the experience anyways it sounds like. Fucking do it
Florencia, she has a baby now so it's all ogre now
>>707926834
Stop being so coward, trust me, i had chances whit beautiful girls but never did something cause i was a fucking pussy, now i kinda regret it, cause if i just have sayed "Hi" im sure that i would have a girlfriend right now, doesnt matter if youre handsome, if you dont have balls, that beautiful girl will chose a fucking asshole but whit balls
Marissa, sorry i fucked everything up so hard
Scott
>>707925025
SPELL
I C U P
NEGRO
>>707927610
Realize your just another person in the world. No one gives a shit about you, if they did they talk shit while passing by or throw something. Then you have an opportunity to not be a pussy or just stare at the ground and keep being a puss
Lindsey
>>707925025
Keemstar
>>707927268
>>707927616
Do the things that make you happy. Literally no one else matters, unless what makes you happy is making other people happy.
Millie. I miss her. I keep dreaming about her lmao. I cant talk to her tho because her asshole bf took her phone and blocked me. Hes a reall asshole to her..
nobody :(
>>707925025
When you're not a faggot, it's called a girlfriend
>>707927718
We converse, not just hellos. You right tho ill just ask for her number when I see her at work. Or ask if she smokes, cause then ill we can get high and fuck. From there its a done deal. Thanks anon, I will take your advice.
>>707927957
pretty much this
just work on not being absorbed with your self image
Femanon here.
Friendly reminder that sex is evil.
>>707928563
Do you have a bf?
>>707925025
His name is Armondo <3 <3 <3
Alexandra
RACHEL.
She likes me and she totally knows I like her.
i've been told my crush likes me but i still cant make a fucking move kek kill me
>>707928732
You were told wrong faggot.
>>707928489
Glad to help, trust me, you wouldnt regret it, taking action is the best thing ive ever done
Charlotte
>>707928390
>>707928529
>>707927957
>>707927616
I will try and bear that in mind, thank u for counsel anons. I wish it was easy to change your personality and nerves in a snap...
ella
Kyri
>>707925025
her name is Dylan
>>707928732
If your for real then that is beyond pathetic. You know she likes you so just go hang out with her. Even if you never spoke just act like you know eachother. Walk straight up to her and stand by her and simply talk
Lana Drah
Why are kids fucking pussies these days? Holy fuck back when I was in highschool we'd actually get laid instead of posting how sad were we were to other men on the Internet lol
>>707928965
is that u?
u look like a hobo
>>707928732
Bitch please, one time a girl literaly asked me to ask her to go out, and i still got frozen and sweting while tried to ask her it
>>707928899
Just live in the world, not your head
Jess
>>707925025
Sadly I don't know her last name but I meet her at a center her name was Nick I belive and the other one is one of my teachers named ms.Amy
Lydia. Best friend's ex, went to England for college. Fucking rollercoaster of emotions/10
>>707925025
Not a crush, actual love & loss.
Raluca, too bad she was too shy for me. Anyway, life goes on. But I like to keep her in my mind as fuel for my progress.
Zoe. Super smart and has a rich inner life. Really long wavy dark brown hair.
>>707929097
no this is her, she's a botanist who I try drugs with.
I look much worse lol
>>707929422
Dylan is boy's name anon
I want to post something that changed my attitude regarding women, but then again, I'm a selfish bastard so you guys can suck it.
>inb4 meninist
>inb4 cuck
>inb4 faggot or whatever
>>707925025
Rebecca janes
>>707929710
Pls man
Michelle
Marrrrria Joannnnnnaaah
I usually get stuck in classes with none of the people I hang out with but I can usually find a friend or two to sit by. In biology I sit by one of my friends and a few other randoms, a really pretty blonde and not only pretty but vary smart sits in a row or so behind me. Shes not very popular and most people don't know her (mainly because of a mix of grades in class). We share the same personalty and I would probably really hit it off with her, I never got the chance to talk to her, I have no problem talking to anyone especially girls but for some reason never talk to her. Sometime I see her walking in the halls before classes and I just smile, I have no classes with her now. I sometimes cry myself to sleep think about what I might have had. But I just can't see this being the end.
Sarah
Brooke
>>707930471
Is she a blonde?
Karen
>>707925025
Gabby
>>707930635
No, she's a girl
>>707925025
Suicide. Sadly we can never be together.
Nicole
>>707925025
Anonymous
>>707930955
But is her hair color blonde?
Benis
>>707930178
Just ask her out, "I'm interested in getting to know you better"
Chose joy
>>707931079
No, she has brown hair
Courtney. I wish she felt any emotion I try to convey to her, but I know she never will.
>>707925025
Paula
>>707931199
But just to randomly do that, wouldnt she think that is weird
>>707931371
Just say fuck it man, what is the worst that could happen that you couldn't recover from.
She'll think its cute or some shit like that. Just be genuine.
Kira.
Anonymous. Why do you have to try so hard to rub everything in my face you piece of shit, leave me the fuck alone. I loved you but now I hate you.
>>707931597
This girl has made me feel things i have never felt before and I bet she doesnt know who I am.
Amanda :/
>>707925025
40s-fag. Grizzled vet of the jungle pussy wars. You whippersnappers and ur shaved sandpaper pussies.
I doubt I'll ever have another crush again. I now feel it's a weakness. I gots some bitches, and they do things that I like. However, that butterfly feelings, I run from that shit. Know better than to tangle with women who manipulate that well.
>>707930635
nah
Elizabeth
Celine
Forgot her name but we were great friends I was just preoccupied at the time with other women. Soon as we stopped hanging out I missed her. Life's funny sometimes beartato.
Angewomon.
Her names drugs and its a toxic relationship thatll probably kill me in the next couple years if i dont stop fucking around
Micaylah
Eric
>>707934226
THAT was her name. Albeit spelled different. Lol M wherever u r. FU!
>>707925025
Kate
Quirky, smart, tallish (5'9'), fun
She always wears skinny jeans and v-neck style(?) Women's clothes. Solid 8.5/10
Nicole
>>707934917
Nicole Tyler?
>>707935320
Gross do we all know the same Nicole Tyler?
>>707925025
josh
>>707925025
NRM
Is it weird that I don't love anyone? Like, I don't want to sound like a 12yo edgelord or anything, but I seriously don't really feel any sort of emotional attachment to people. Is that bad?
>>707935583
gay or girl?
>>707935712
>Is that bad?
I'd say so. Do you not love anyone at all? Including friends and family?
>>707935740
like I'd tell you
>>707935712
Nah
>>707935457
Who's Nicole Tyler?
>>707935700
married with a kid, but still NRM
Always Whitney! :D
>>707935801
>Do you not love anyone at all?
Nope. No one.
>Including friends and family?
Including friends and family. I don't love them at all. That makes me sound like a terrible person, I know, but it's true.
>>707925025
I don't have the courage to even mention her name let alone type it.
>>707925387
>i wish i would've told her before we graduated.
T_T
>>707935802
I really don't care either way. I was just making conversation.
These two chicks....don't know their names
>Conor
>Brendan
>Jake
>>707926568
>sex isn't everything anons, relationships are better.
Most anon here know that and would want an actual relationship as opposed to one that was purely sexual and meaningless.
Ryley.
She's bi, but says shes mostly gay.
Eh. It is what it is.
>>707936009
Does anyone love you? That's the question you need to ask yourself.
>>707927268
Find a way to be close to her. And keep trying.
A simple "hello" works wonders on that type of girl.
She'll know what you're doing but if she has a problem with it, you'll know too.
>>707925025
Alannah
>>707936253
Probably not. My mother said it outright, so I definitely know how she feels. I've never known my father. I have no other family members. I have no friends. Just coworkers. And I don't think they care much about me at all, really.
I think my guinea pigs love me. I think. Or maybe they just get excited when they see me because me = food.
>>707925025
alondra. her sc is betalondra. tell me what to text her
>>707928732
You better make a move if she isn't making any because you'll regret it for the rest of your days. Everybody everywhere will say that anon (you) is the biggest yellowbelly in the west.
>>707935700
>>707935911
Who's NRM?
Jacob ;-;
Harambe...
>>707934792
>Quirky
Autistic
Maddie
>>707936495
I love you Anon.
>>707925778
Fucking same
>>707936217
Emeron DeJangles
>>707925025
Anli
>>707936217
>>707937543
Maybe there's a chance?
>>707937294
Aw, thanks.
>>707936495
Your own mother told you she doesn't love you?
Amor
>>707925414
That's a long name
>>707930019
Michelle is a beautiful name<3
>>707925025
Fernanda
she is perfect
Hilary
I don't know but I'm determined to find out.
Dru. Helped me in a time of need and made me feel comfortable knowing everything is going to be okay.
>>707925025
Nelson
>>707925025
Death.
Taylor
Kyra. Cute as fuck, but she barely knows me and we go to different schools now.
Nina
>>707938348
Jennings?
Emily
Coraline
>>707938431
My name is kyra 0w0
Era
Really love her to death. Planning on proposing to her tomorrow
>>707938668
Best of luck to you mate hope she says yes and all goes well for you and her.
>>707937543
Quit with all the emojis fag, man up. She ain't even using them
>>707925025
My crush's name was Dusty, he's been dead twenty-one years
Mohamed
Betty
Alex
Best dick sucker ever
Kristen. I had the chance but never took it
Sierra. Too distant now. The chance is long past
Irma
>>707937950
Thanks mate. :')
Sydney <333333
>>707927319
That's a creepy picture, mayne. Were you hiding in the bleachers?
>>707927523
oh shit those gray eyes remind of someone.
>>707926861
pick urself up, butty
>>707940343
That's green you blind faggot
I don't even know here name. She works for a cleaning company that cleans at my work.
I die a little inside when she smiles at me and I don't smile back.
>>707928899
You received some really good advice, anon. Those mentalities work. Write them down on a piece of paper.
>>707925025
Marley Gilmore
Elissia M
>>707929009
Thanks Chad, bet you're doing great on 4chan these days, heh it was nice seeing you!
>>707925025
Not sure
>>707940755
Happy Gilmore.
Emma
Andrea
>>707932200
She might like it, try asking her anon. It's more interesting to find out if she as as awkward as you.
>>707925955
'Nighthawks' a 1942 oil on canvas painting by Edward Hopper. Google it - this is a modified version.
Not sure. I probably still need a bit of time to get over my ex. But I do want to stick my dick in each and every one of the servers at my new job. I can't decide
>>707926875
'Nighthawks' a 1942 oil on canvas painting by Edward Hopper. Google it - this is a modified version.
>>707928732
Dude she wants to grow closer, and you're pushing her away?
>>707938431
shoulda asked her anyways unless you have a faggy name. Whats your name anon ?
>>707940513
Both her eyes are different a little I think. More green on the left eye. still pretty
>>707925025
Bianca
>>707941328
Is she a bike or car? That would be kinda hot.
>>707941399
if youre gonna have a crush on a car, it better be this.
i get an erection just from hearing "F40".
Kassie
>>707941672
Hgnhh you semen demon how did you know??? I love group C cars.
>>707925025
Hillary
Jillian, my girlfriend
>talking to girls
>browses /b/
>>707941898
Thats so gay
>>707941834
i dont even know what class C is. my dick gets hard anytime i see/hear of a nice car.
>>707942008
>group
whatever.
>>707941977
Having a girlfriend never been so gay huh
>>707942058
Haha, its just the sound and look as on the inside and outside when they are driving and making sexy corners.
>>707926040
fuck off John Proctor
>>707942058
guys feel free to post dank cars. i sure as hell am.
taylor
>>707942164
dog, an alfa could just sit there for its entire life and it would be a better car than most.
Jessica
>>707941672
wew white makes errything look better
>>707942377
i dont want to sound racist, im voting for Madam President, but white 9/10 looks better on cars. except this.
>>707925025
Hillary
>>707942588
rodham.
>>707942714
clinton.
>>707942008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCws8bW4Ru0
Pure sound
>>707942745
as much the as the stupid scared racists of 4chen may like trup, he will not win. its not 1860 anymore. hrc will win.
>>707942809
as far as engine noise goes. this is probably the best, fucking best, video i have ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvWxhhi0_yk
>>707926040
I'm sure you'll meet her again ;)
>>707942170
Kek
>>707942527
someone on 4chen doesnt want to sound racist? are u new?
>>707943050
good to see somebody appreciates cars as much as i do, and not shitty threads.
Kevin, we won't ever meet though
Virginia
>>707942527
White and grey
Make Mexico Great Again
Daniela, she this 9/10 cheerleader who's actually into me but I don't know wut do?
>>707943380
yeah, pretty new. my first post was in 2006. it was a thread about WoW. heard this place was a good source of reliable information. so why not?
>>707943050
das an engine with tires and some airplane wings tbh
>>707943544
eh. full chrome is better.
>witness me
>>707943050
RIP Aryton, should have never gone to Williams
>>707943667
>tfw germany sucks at f1
looks like the fatherland failed again.
>>707925025
morgan
>>707943612
>9/10
>cheerleader
>actually into me
>wut do?
SMASH
M
A
S
H
>>707928563
Schöne Shuhe, willst du ficken?
Bailey.. *sighs*
Im such a faggot
>>707943774
for real son. good night sweet senna. F1 today is nothing compared but owes everything to people like aryton.
>>707925025
Lily
Cary. The only woman I'll ever love.
>>707925025
Jess. Can't get near her cause she is a raging dyke
>>707944078
good to see this thread take a different direction.
Julien.
Jessica.
>>707944078
Guys. My crush is Morgan. Getit?
>>707928956
>muh niqa
>>707942809
>pure sound
>only pure sound is that fat douchebag queer constantly flapping his useless mouth
fucking christ that guy needs to shut up and let the car's engine do the talking.
>>707943941
Yeah but I'm a social awkward bot who spends all day on 4chan or playing magic... I don't know how I got here.
>>707942527
I love the little circular headlamps. A nice combination for that official looking Bentley.
I saw an MX-5 NA this week, same white color. So beat up.
Claire
>>707943806
>what is Mercedes
>who is Schumacher (besides a bad skier)
>>707944360
Kek, i remember seeing only 1 guy like you in the youtube comments, in an otherwise very enjoyable video and comments section.
Didn't ruin my semen power from that beautiful car.
>>707944489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3MhS_TzPbA
>>707944443
>tfw if you got quints
>but you didnt
Gabriella
>>707943678
Needs chrome wheels. It will be invisible with the pavement lol.
>>707929365
Do you love in Toronto? Does she go to UofT??
>>707944572
>easy wins
>team help
hes good yeah but not by himself. fucking mika is basically a god.
>>707944068
I thought I recognized that racing hat. Must be popular guy.
>>707943562
>Make Mexico Great Again
Kek. Perfect car for old white dudes
>>707944702
this might help.
>car folder
>845 images
i can go for days nigga.
>>707925025
Ariel Genesis Claymore, retro cyberpunk hot chick.
>>707944887
"Hey Mika, when you overtook the backmarker from the right, how did you know it was going to work?"
Yes
/b/eta faggot here.
I feel like all the girls I like are too good for me.
Had a girl I liked that liked me back, still didn't make a move.
In my defence I wasn't completely sure if I wanted to be with her, since I found out she liked me after I moved on.
what do
>>707944628
No it is as real as it gets!
>>707944887
Kimi is best gorilla.
>>707944628
lel
Audri
Neve
>>707945137
>>707945017
Shiny pepe
>>707945065
if
you
want
to
win
hire
a
finn
