REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>707905793
bls
>>707905793
im gay
Oh cool
>>707905793
at this point i might as well
I don't want one.
Fuck off.
Ok
>>707905793
nice
Here's to the power of shit posting
yeah right
...doesn't hurt to try though
Awwwwright 2 gfs!
welp i have nothing to lose
Sad and lonely, this better work
>>707905793
Hi.
Chile
26
Law student
Virgin
Im desperate as fuck
Ok
>>707905793
Alright
But will we fuck?
not risking it at this point
>>707905793
pls
Funny thing is, it probably will happen, not to me, but to someone
Skyler pls come back
>>707905793
I don't believe you
Pls
Replying to prove you wrong
>>707905793
Whatever you say...
I just lost my girlfriend of 3 years, might as well.
>>707905793
im desperate
Faggot
doop doop Ashley here i cum
Niggers
>>707905793
Lol plz
i am homosexual
>>707905793
fk ye
nigger
>>707905983
Too bad
Fuck it why not
>>707905793
Sure
>>707905793
yup
hey thats nice
Por favor
please help me getting away from this miserable loneliness
If only life worked this way
Pls
i wish xD
nah im good
>>707905793
maybe someday
>>707905793
>mfw when im gay
Lieeeees
But I don't want a gf... OH FUCK!
Better work
>>707905793
Witness me
o mg it totaly worked!1!
you fucker
You lie
i'd rather be the girlfriend
unfortunately i am an ugly-ass guy
Lol ok
>>707905793
fuck it, I'm in
>>707905793
its worth a shot
I call bull shit (308)
succ
people its going to be mad tomorrow... but, finally!!! a girlfriend!!!!!
Lol k
THANK YOUOOOOOUUU SOOO MUCH OP :D :D cant wait to have slave gf with little frilly pink dress and scars.... lots of scars.... she will be purring when she sees me, knock herself out when she calls me daddy... yeah thats the ticket pumpkin, just 6 more inches and you'll be all grown up ;)
What if I don't want a girlfriend?
fuck it
I'm replying to this thread
>>707905793
I already have one but it's good to keep a spare
replie omg i need a gf
>>707905793
Latoya will be mine now :)
>>707905793
Worth a shot
if only
Pls
*sighs hopelessly*
>>707905793
Yup
ok
y not
lol :(
Lets see som fate
Believe
>>707905793
an attentiongwhore like eliza?
>>707906201
at what age did you start university?
>>707907027
So... you're a fag
shit boyyo
>>707907099
Dubs of sad realization that you will never work up the courage to talk to the jungle bunny
sheeit
Jokes on you I kms tonight :^)
>>707905793
what kinda gf we talkin bout here?
I'll die alone anyway
If only it were so easy..
>>707905793
Prove there is a god kek
>>707905793
fine i'll bite
(X) doubt
>>707905793
worth a shot
11
>>707905793
yes
RIP LIFE
I'll bite
Ok
k
>>707905793
seems legit
>>707905793
I'm repling. Where's my gf?
>>707905793
WOWIE LADS!
>>707907633
>>707905793
Self checking to make it true.
>>707905793
Who needs one?
>>707905793
Lets do it
>>707905793
Let's see
just to be sure
>>707905793
sure, why not?
>>707907584
mods?
I already have hands tho....
k
worth a shot
Might as well try
Idiots you thinking this shit works
i'm pathetic
>>707905793
[cringes internally]
Ok
>>707905793
Reply
>>707905793
Why not
It didn't work the last time this thread was posted, but i still have hope
Join For Sauce !
https://discord.gg/rCC2hPJ
Just type uwu in chat and I'll pm you
>lel-chan
alright!
Pls
eh why not
Ok
>>707907584
Madman
If only it were that simple.
Women will ruin your life
>>707905793
Fuck Off
SO close... I'm so close Anons... pray that i don't majorly fuck it up in the next few days
K i'll wait
only if I get dubs or trips.
>>707905793
Is it weird to email someone at 9PM to ask what plans are tomorrow for a club I'm a part of if I don't personally know them too well?
need 2
>>707905793
Worth a shot.
>>707905793
waiting
>>707905793
What if my wife finds out?
>>707905793
I doubt that
No OP
theres no hope pls dont give me false hope
>>707905793
THANKS!
okay, but what gf is that?
>>707905793
Having a gf is what I'm afraid of though. I don't like her but I'm afraid I don't have the spine to say no. I'm hoping my autism will save me, but that's not much. Either that or my balls would magically grow in size
Why not...?
yes?
>>707905793
If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
Crying to the moo-oo-oon,
"If only, If only.β
ok
I have my hand thank you.
i wish
>>707905793
love will tear us apart again
K
If she looks like that I'm not interested
>>707905793
YES!
>>707905793
my last hope..
Nice
>>707905793
Can't hurt
pls
Clearly bait, but disparity catches us all...
okay.
ok
for lucc
Okay.
will i?
nigger
Reply to this post or your kangaroo might die in his sleep tonight
wish me luck
ok
>>707905793
Eh ok but either way
>>707908208
It's 3'o'clock, let's roll for "I find one today".
Dubs to go!
Jokes on you, I already have a girlfriend.
Ok
Why not it's been a while
I need pussy
Hah, not even in my Dreams
Bless
I don't think so...
maybe after 30 years i finally will
>>707905793
fugg
>>707905793
please
>>707905793
God dammit I hate myself
I hope it's Lisa.
ok
Sure
Werth a try
Rollin
ok
>>707905793
sure she seemed pretty interested in me today
i'm going out tomorrow, so why not?
top kek let it work
haha im suicidal
pl0x
Lol
cool
PLS
>>707905793
Nah
Doesn't hurt to try
What
please?
Don't fuck me, OP..
So its really come to this point...
Can I die within a week if nothing happens?
Tonje plz be mine...
Please <3
>>707905793
Might as well
Has somebody called OP's mom?
I mean...
>>707905793
asdgasdgasdg
>>707905793
Thanks dude
Tonje plz be mine
>>707905793
Lol
Reply
Mkay
>>707905793
Oh yeah? Prove it, OP!
How does this work if we already have a gf?
>>707905793
meh lets try
>>707905793
i fkin bet lmao
plz
Just broke up with my Ugly Femanon girlfriend
>>707905793
I trust you OP. Don't betray me.
op is fajit
>>707905793
Alright! Girlfriend time!
please
>>707905793
Niggers
>>707905793
I wish
Plz
>>707905793
i trust you op
neggej
yo girl, be mine
>>707905793
yes
Got nothin to loose, why not post?
>>707905793
ok sure
ive got nothing to lose
Kill em all
Golly I'm excited for tomorrow amirite fellow memesters?
Roll
Ah fuck
As long as its Caitlyn
Ok
Ok
>>707905793
thanks mr skeltal
>>707905793
Only if it makes her come back to me.
>>707905793
Welp better reply just in case
>>707905793
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My wife's cool with this.
>>707905793
Gf get
LIAR
doubt
Why am I responding to this shit? Also checkem
im gay
Oh nice
>>707905793
i guess i got nothing to lose
bullshit but prove me wrong
That'd be swell.
>>707905793
gib bls
Does OP is meme magic?
Time to test if ALL superstitions are true
>>707905793
Well it's not like I can lose anything
>>707907584
mods
>>707905793
sicken
KEK PLS BLESS ME
what if 4chan truth
Yes
Can this fix my broken relationship
>>707905793
plz
>>707905793
but I'm human garbage
>>707905793
i want to get rid of her by tomorrow
>>707905793
>>707905793
Yea... we'll see
>>707907584
Ok
>>707905793
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Might as well try...
Sure
Please god, it's been so long.
Praise kek
i want one
>>707905793
Yaok
Please
>>707905793
good 4chan to you all
Worth a shot
How old...
>>707905793
give man
>>707905793
>mfw I already have a girlfriend
Ok
>>707905793
Fuck it
>>707905793
Well, I have nothing to lose.
I'm dating a girl but I don't know what she thinks of me... please help me
I'm so alone
>>707911596
a broken hand takes time to heal
heh
Liar
You guys are alright