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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>707905793
bls
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>>707905793
im gay
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Oh cool
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>>707905793
at this point i might as well
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I don't want one.
Fuck off.
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Ok
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>>707905793
ΒΆ
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>>707905793
nice
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Here's to the power of shit posting
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yeah right
...doesn't hurt to try though
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Awwwwright 2 gfs!
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welp i have nothing to lose
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Sad and lonely, this better work
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>>707905793
Hi.
Chile
26
Law student
Virgin
Im desperate as fuck
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Ok
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>>707905793
Alright
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But will we fuck?
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not risking it at this point
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>>707905793
pls
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Funny thing is, it probably will happen, not to me, but to someone
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Skyler pls come back
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>>707905793
I don't believe you
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Pls
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Replying to prove you wrong
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>>707905793
Whatever you say...
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I just lost my girlfriend of 3 years, might as well.
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>>707905793
im desperate
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Faggot
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doop doop Ashley here i cum
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Niggers
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>>707905793
Lol plz
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i am homosexual
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>>707905793
fk ye
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nigger
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>>707905983
Too bad
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Fuck it why not
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>>707905793
Sure
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>>707905793
yup
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hey thats nice
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Por favor
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please help me getting away from this miserable loneliness
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If only life worked this way
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Pls
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i wish xD
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nah im good
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>>707905793
k
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>>707905793
maybe someday
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>>707905793
>mfw when im gay
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Lieeeees
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But I don't want a gf... OH FUCK!
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Better work
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>>707905793

Witness me
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o mg it totaly worked!1!
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you fucker
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You lie
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i'd rather be the girlfriend

unfortunately i am an ugly-ass guy
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Lol ok
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>>707905793

fuck it, I'm in
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>>707905793
its worth a shot
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I call bull shit (308)
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succ
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people its going to be mad tomorrow... but, finally!!! a girlfriend!!!!!
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Lol k
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THANK YOUOOOOOUUU SOOO MUCH OP :D :D cant wait to have slave gf with little frilly pink dress and scars.... lots of scars.... she will be purring when she sees me, knock herself out when she calls me daddy... yeah thats the ticket pumpkin, just 6 more inches and you'll be all grown up ;)
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What if I don't want a girlfriend?
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fuck it
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I'm replying to this thread
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>>707905793
I already have one but it's good to keep a spare
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replie omg i need a gf
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>>707905793

Latoya will be mine now :)
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>>707905793
Worth a shot
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if only
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Pls
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*sighs hopelessly*
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>>707905793
Yup
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ok
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y not
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lol :(
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Lets see som fate
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Believe
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>>707905793
an attentiongwhore like eliza?
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>>707906201
at what age did you start university?
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>>707907027
So... you're a fag
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shit boyyo
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>>707907099
Dubs of sad realization that you will never work up the courage to talk to the jungle bunny
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sheeit
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Jokes on you I kms tonight :^)
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>>707905793
what kinda gf we talkin bout here?
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I'll die alone anyway
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If only it were so easy..
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>>707905793
Prove there is a god kek
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>>707905793
fine i'll bite
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(X) doubt
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>>707905793
worth a shot
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11
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>>707905793
yes
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RIP LIFE
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I'll bite
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Ok
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k
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>>707905793
seems legit
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>>707905793
I'm repling. Where's my gf?
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>>707905793
WOWIE LADS!
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>>707907633
>>707905793
Self checking to make it true.
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>>707905793
Who needs one?
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>>707905793
Lets do it
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>>707905793
Let's see
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just to be sure
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>>707905793
sure, why not?
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>>707907584
mods?
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I already have hands tho....
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k
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worth a shot
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Might as well try
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Idiots you thinking this shit works
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i'm pathetic
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>>707905793
[cringes internally]
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Ok
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>>707905793
Reply
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>>707905793
Why not
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It didn't work the last time this thread was posted, but i still have hope
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Join For Sauce !
https://discord.gg/rCC2hPJ

Just type uwu in chat and I'll pm you

>lel-chan
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alright!
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Pls
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eh why not
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Ok
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>>707907584
Madman
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If only it were that simple.
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Women will ruin your life
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>>707905793
Fuck Off
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SO close... I'm so close Anons... pray that i don't majorly fuck it up in the next few days
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>>707905793
k
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K i'll wait
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only if I get dubs or trips.
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>>707905793
Is it weird to email someone at 9PM to ask what plans are tomorrow for a club I'm a part of if I don't personally know them too well?
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need 2
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>>707905793
Worth a shot.
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>>707905793
waiting
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>>707905793
What if my wife finds out?
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>>707905793
I doubt that
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No OP

theres no hope pls dont give me false hope
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>>707905793
THANKS!
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okay, but what gf is that?
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>>707905793
Having a gf is what I'm afraid of though. I don't like her but I'm afraid I don't have the spine to say no. I'm hoping my autism will save me, but that's not much. Either that or my balls would magically grow in size
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Why not...?
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yes?
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>>707905793
If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs,
"The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies."
While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,
Crying to the moo-oo-oon,
"If only, If only.”
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ok
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>>707905793
B8
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I have my hand thank you.
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i wish
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>>707905793
love will tear us apart again
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K
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If she looks like that I'm not interested
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>>707905793
YES!
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>>707905793
my last hope..
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Nice
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>>707905793
Can't hurt
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pls
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Clearly bait, but disparity catches us all...
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okay.
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ok
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for lucc
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Okay.
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will i?
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nigger
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Reply to this post or your kangaroo might die in his sleep tonight
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wish me luck
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ok
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>>707905793
Eh ok but either way
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>>707908208
It's 3'o'clock, let's roll for "I find one today".
Dubs to go!
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Jokes on you, I already have a girlfriend.
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Ok
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Why not it's been a while
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I need pussy
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Hah, not even in my Dreams
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Bless
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I don't think so...
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maybe after 30 years i finally will
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>>707905793
fugg
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>>707905793
please
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>>707905793
God dammit I hate myself
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I hope it's Lisa.
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ok
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Sure
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Werth a try
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Rollin
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ok
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>>707905793
sure she seemed pretty interested in me today
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i'm going out tomorrow, so why not?
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top kek let it work
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haha im suicidal
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pl0x
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Lol
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cool
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PLS
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>>707905793
Nah
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Doesn't hurt to try
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What
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please?
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Don't fuck me, OP..
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So its really come to this point...
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Can I die within a week if nothing happens?
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Tonje plz be mine...
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Please <3
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>>707905793
Might as well
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Has somebody called OP's mom?
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I mean...
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>>707905793
asdgasdgasdg
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>>707905793
Thanks dude
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Tonje plz be mine
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>>707905793
Lol
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Reply
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Mkay
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>>707905793
Oh yeah? Prove it, OP!
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How does this work if we already have a gf?
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>>707905793

meh lets try
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>>707905793
i fkin bet lmao
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plz
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Just broke up with my Ugly Femanon girlfriend
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>>707905793
I trust you OP. Don't betray me.
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op is fajit
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>>707905793
Alright! Girlfriend time!
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please
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>>707905793
Niggers
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>>707905793
I wish
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Plz
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>>707905793
i trust you op
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neggej
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yo girl, be mine
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>>707905793
yes
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Got nothin to loose, why not post?
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>>707905793
ok sure
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ive got nothing to lose
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Kill em all
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Golly I'm excited for tomorrow amirite fellow memesters?
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Roll
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Ah fuck
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As long as its Caitlyn
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Ok
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Ok
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>>707905793
thanks mr skeltal
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>>707905793
Only if it makes her come back to me.
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>>707905793
Welp better reply just in case
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>>707905793
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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My wife's cool with this.
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>>707905793
Gf get
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LIAR
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doubt
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Why am I responding to this shit? Also checkem
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im gay
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Oh nice
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>>707905793
i guess i got nothing to lose
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bullshit but prove me wrong
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That'd be swell.
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>>707905793
gib bls
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Does OP is meme magic?
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Time to test if ALL superstitions are true
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>>707905793
Well it's not like I can lose anything
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>>707907584
mods
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>>707905793
sicken
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KEK PLS BLESS ME
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what if 4chan truth
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Yes
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Can this fix my broken relationship
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>>707905793
plz
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>>707905793
but I'm human garbage
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>>707905793
i want to get rid of her by tomorrow
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>>707905793
ok
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>>707905793
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>>707905793
Yea... we'll see
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>>707907584
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Ok
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>>707905793
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Might as well try...
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Sure
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Please god, it's been so long.
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Praise kek
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i want one
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>>707905793
Yaok
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Please
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>>707905793
good 4chan to you all
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Worth a shot
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>>707905793
k
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How old...
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>>707905793
give man
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>>707905793

>mfw I already have a girlfriend
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Ok
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>>707905793
Fuck it
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>>707905793
Well, I have nothing to lose.
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I'm dating a girl but I don't know what she thinks of me... please help me
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I'm so alone
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>>707911596
a broken hand takes time to heal
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heh
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Liar
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You guys are alright
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