Only queers and tasteless children consider this a decent root beer.
>>707877925
Only a queer would buy root beer when Mountain Dew in various flavors and Coca-cola exist.
>>707877925
A&W or gtfo
Op likes the taste of cock. Therefore Op's taste is irrelevant.
>>707877925
it has bite
>>707878097
>Mountain Dew
You're even more childish than a Barq's drinker. Coca-cola is for brainless foreigners and women. I genuinely pity how blind you are to your own fail.
>>707878350
sprite drinker detected
>>707878497
Want some doritos to go with that Dew? Gonna school some other kids at cawadoody? You're clown shoes and you don't even realize it.
>>707878350
Hey, there's a reason Mountain Dew and Coca-Cola are the among the top selling sodas: most people prefer them because, well, they're better than anything else.
General consensus beats your individual opinion.
#REKT
/thread
>>707877925
my drink of choice is Fireball and rootbeer. I prefer Barqs to a&w or mug because it's the sweetest of the 3 and hides the taste of alcohol better. All 3 are pretty shitty tho.
>>707877925
don't talk shit about barq's you kike
>>707878788
General consensus decided that Hillary and Trump were somehow the best respective choices from either party. Does that mean they're both good?
>>707878788
>argumentum ad populum
Thanks for letting everyone know you were incapable of getting into a good school.
>>707878497
>nigger detected
>ftfw
>>707878704
> clown shoes
> thinking that shit sounds tough
nice one ben affleck
>>707877925
Anybody has any decent root beer recomendations?
I like them with sugar and cinnamon, anything else is just extra goodness
>>707879040
really makes you think
>>707877925
What other root beer has caffeine?
>>707879048
In business, argumentum ad populum is acceptable.
>school
A worthless piece of paper is irrelevant when your family has a successful, profitable business. It's not difficult to memorize and regurgitate information in order to obtain a piece of paper, i.e, a degree.
#REKT
>>707878704
>> calls someone a child
>>uses clown shoes as insult
Fucking top kek
>>707879040
Trump is the best. Fuck you nigger. Bernie Sanders cuck.
>>707879386
I knew one of you children was going to use this pathetic criteria. If you want caffeine, drink coffee like an adult.
>>707877925
Any adult who drinks anything besides water and coffee is a fucking child.
>>707879040
Neither party wanted either.
>>707879048
>because going to college validates you as a smart and successful person
not really, wise guy...
>>707879552
are you being sarcastic? alcohol?
>>707879040
Hilary ND trump are not picked by the general populous. Only voted on. Just saying.
Inb4 "but 3rd party" arguement
>>707879552
What are you? Gay?
>>707879552
sorry man, slurpees taste good during the summer.
>>707879397
This isn't business. This is 4chan.
>A worthless piece of paper is irrelevant when your family has a successful, profitable business.
Considering your parents are failures too, I'd say you're out of luck.
>>707879529
but coffee is literal hot shit water
>>707877925
I WILL JAM MY THUMB IN YOUR EYE YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>707879552
Because I forgot children can drink alcohol
>>707879552
The fact that you said this on 4chan using a reaction image kind of invalidates your point, little kid.
>>707879529
Coffee is for hipsters and white girls.
Real men don't need caffeine. Just straight whiskey.
>>707879827
>This isn't business. This is 4chan.
Stopped reading right there. Top is concerning business, not 4chan. Before you make yourself appear more retarded, stop typing.
#REKT
That one where Jesus is bringing the kids giant mugs of root beer is pretty good.
Is root beer as big as drinks like Sprite, Fanta, etc. in America? We only small quantities of imported root beer in Sweden.
(I'm saying Sprite and Fanta because of course it's not as big as Coca-Cola)
>>707879656
I noticed that you type like a retard and your only argument was "nuh uh." Look like you lose. Again.
>>707878097
only a queerdo would drink spermicide. Unless you drink it for birth control then perhaps maybe a genius?
>>707879411
>>707879244
Now here's something everyone ITT can agree on.
>>707878121
A&W is for pole smokers. MUG or get fugged.
Sprecher brand is delicious
>>707879827
>parents are failures too
In a monetary system, success is dictated by how much money is in the bank, not about how many degrees you have. In this system, business triumphs over degrees – most of which are, in fact, worthless.
#REKT again.
>>707879947
Hot damn. Stop with the rekt hash tags you fucking autistic cunt. It underminds your arguments
>>707879529
I do drink coffee, black. Also, caffinated soda when I don't trust or care for the coffee. I don't drink water in restaurants because it's usually chlorinated.
>>707879947
>dissuades others from typing lest they appear retarded
>hashtag
Laughing at you right now, kid.
>>707880144
Only correct answer so far.
>>707880188
>I do drink coffee, black.
>I do suck dicks, black.
We know you do.
>>707879990
barely ok. looks like it has good ingredients but it does not satisfy
>>707877925
I'm trying my hand at making my own this weekend. I have sassafras, licorice root, star anise, molasses, wintergreen etc.
I'm expecting to fuck up the first couple times, so I got a lot of raw material.
I'm hoping to accomplish this without becoming some bearded hipster faggot.
>>707880035
There are many things in our environment lowing men's sperm count and T, not just chemicals in soda pop, you fucking retard. Every man in today's polluted world has lower sperm count and T compared to men decades ago. Does that justify drinking soda? No.
Besides, in my opinion, the world is too over populated.
>>707880152
>keeps pretending he and his parents aren't lower middle class
Must be fun using 4chan for escapist fantasies.
#REKT
>>707880010
Not as big. Probably the least purchased of the main flavors but most soda fountain will have it.
You can find at least 4 different kinds in most grocery stores.
>>707880187
You're a fag.
#REKT
>>707880227
You're a cock fag.
#REKT
>>707880466
Your assumptions are just that –assumptions.
#REKT
>>707880547
Cringe.
>>707880152
this
It's watered down shit.
It also has the after taste of sand nigger ass hole.
>>707880667
>playing pile-on because your father wasn't around to let you know it's gay and being gay is unacceptable
>>707880418
Watch the. Carbonation . I blew the caps off my first batch. Make sure you're using a non fermentable sugar if you sweeten it and are bottling with active yeast
>>707880778
you're very, very salty because someone agreed with your opposition. KEK
>>707877925
i use to drink soda, it all tastes like shit to me now. nowadays i drink vodka, coffee or water. sometimes gatorade
>>707880792
I'm only adding a few grains to 1 liter bottles, but yeah, that's a concern since they're latch-tops.
>>707880547
Is this a cringe thread now?
I'm actually doing a packaging project at my school on root beer, can you niggas help me with a name for it? Planning on including alcoholic and non-alcoholic flavors.
Also is pic related decent? Thinking about picking some up today
>>707880451
So basically you're saying the reason we have gayfags is because the world drinks too much soda?
Drink less soda guys or else you're gay
>>707880875
I would've been salty had that person not had an absentee father. :^)
>>707880547
Your posted image is exactly how I image you look right now. Did mom forget your good boy tenders?
>>707880381
Neither does your shitty post. Don't ever drink it again you pleb, you are an utter failure.
>>707880924
It's pretty tasty. You'll get gut rot before you get a buzz though.
>>707880938
The amount of whiskey I consume offsets the volume of soda I drink.
I'm a seasoned wetbrain. Also, a drunk.
>>707880916
Based on you labeling something cringe twice, not just once, when you're the only one making this claim, no, it's not a cringe thread. But OP is cringe for samefaggin and have shitty, unoriginal rebuttals. Stay mad, faggot.
>>707880763
stop licking sand nigger assholes
>>707881134
get help.
>>707881034
>mom jokes
Yawn. Are you 12?
>>707880924
Don't bother with any kind of alcoholic root beer. Shit is disgustingly sweet. Drinking one might be fine but definitely not good for getting drunk
>>707881034
your retort could have been better
Pic related some good motherfucking root beer. It's a little sweeter than something like A&W, but is wonderfully smooth with a clean finish.
>>707879552
you forgot beer and liq
>dickhead
>>707881152
Not the same guy but whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>707877925
Henry's.
But yeah, Barq's ain't good. It's like it's trying to taste like a Root Beer Barrel candy.
>>707878097
>Mountain Dew
So gross. I'm not even OK being in a room with an open container of that crap.
>>707880144
I had Sprecher a few days in a row and my poop turned bright green.
>>707881210
I have. I found a doctor that has helped immensely. He's prescribed me a limit of 2 fifths of whiskey or bourbon per weekend, and none during the week.
Now I only shit blood on Mondays.
>>707881236
It's an autism joke you retard.
Anon was insinuating that you haven't moved out of your parents basement and are a brain stunted man child.
Having to explain this to you just proves his point.
>>707881471
that is how you know it is working
Only children drink brown sugar water
>>707881622
>Only children __________
>he post son 4chan
>>707879552
This.
>>707881622
not sure how i feel about this picture
>>707880904
Good taste anon.
Very similar to my beverage choice also, except i also tend to enjoy sweetened tea. Hot or iced. And i prefer powerade to gatorade recently.
>>707881622
There's a jew.
>>707878788
>>707879397
>>707879947
>>707880547
>#REKT
this is now a cringe thread
>>707877925
Route 66 or GTFO
>>707881441
I actually used to love mountain dew, now I think it's the shittiest soda. Except I tried the code black a few weeks ago and it wasn't that terrible
>>707881622
Maybe. But if you know a better way to get them to drink a concentrated dose of ambien, i'd like to hear it.
>>707881863
Boy, that takes me back...
sprite>all
fucking now we have soda elitists
wtf my sides
I can't stop laughing someone help
>>707881236
Not a mom joke asshole.
BTW was just lurking until I saw your retarted ass comment.
>>707881564
>Anon
>his
Samefag more
>>707882105
>my sides
2012 wants its reddit tier meme back.
>>707881906
I wonder if the food in the middle between them is the furries.
Either that or the dog they own that isn't pictured is hiding under the table, shitting itself in anticipation of getting raped again.
>>707881564
>>707882211
>same writing style
>samefaggin hard
Salty as fuck.
>>707882105
When I get my sodas, I take pictures of it and put it on my facebook. I only drink the finest of hand-crafted locally sourced sodas.
>>707877925
Its pretty bangin imo
>>707882226
You seem to have a problem with lingo commonly used on 4chan and other sites, such as #REKT, my sides, etc. Get over it, or continue to be butt hurt.
>>707882409
>pretty bangin
Well, you're a nigger so your opinion isn't exactly worth anything.
>>707878121
Take that over Mug. VIRGILS FTW!
>>707882486
>You seem to have a problem with lingo commonly used on 4chan 4-6 years ago
Stop acting like a reddit tourist and you won't get called out on it, tumorboy.
>>707882486
Fuck off. I just came back here for the first time since 09. Place used to be amazing now newfags like you defend shit like this? Nigga I was here in 2006 when we raided Hal Turner. Where were you? Go back to your sides and shit
>>707882622
Don't ever speak for me again, little faggot.
>>707882622
2006 i was on something awful forums where all the funny people were
>>707882622
and yet you've done nothing to better your life. seriously, your life is shit.
>>707882617
>implying redditfags are the only ones that say "my sides," '#rektm" etc.
>>707882622
>Place used to be amazing
Just stop. All your opinions and replies henceforth are irrelevant. Everyone just hide this kid's replies and move on. Stay mad, kid.
>>707882826
>>implying redditfags are the only ones that say "my sides," '#rektm" etc.
At this point, they are. That's the point, stupid.
>>707883054
>At this point, they are.
Any proof to corroborate your claims? Yeah, I didn't think so... stupid.
>>707882826
>All your opinions and replies henceforth are irrelevant.
You sound beat.
>kid
>kid
...and mad.
>>707879990
THIS. THEY USED TO MAKE 5 GALLON PONY KEGS OF THIS GODLY DELICIOUSNESS.
>>707883148
>stupid
Sounds like you're lashing out here because you couldn't prevent someone from bullying you irl. xD
>>707882361
You really are retarded.
An hero please.
>>707878884
Bullshit. Mug is the sweetest by far but I'm not a fan. Barqs sharpness hides vodka flavor the best tho. A&W by itself tastes the best.
>>707882826
You mad huh
>>707883440
>shopped
Took you long enough.
>>707879552
>Any adult who drinks anything besides water, coffee, beer, and liquor is a fucking child
>>707882777
Hahaha SA funny in 2006 my anus. /b/ was the best then. Back when we took our rules seriously.
>not drinking melon soda, which is the only correct answer
>>707883440
your signal strength sucks
basement dweller detected
>>707880144
Boylan is good too. Haven't seen sprexher in a minute. Orange Dream is amazing. Also goose island is good with a frosted mug. Other readily available root beers are Stewart's, IBC and Frostop.
>>707883716
KEK
Oh, I should use "kek," because that anon will get upset at me...
>>707883561
It's a fucking screenshot from my mobile.
>>707883440
no thank you
>>707880381
That's because you don't like the taste of real vanilla. You feel unsatisfied because it's savory and not artificial sugar water.
>>707883580
like an adult who still eats candy
>>707883911
Back in my day kek was the horde translation for lol. Not sure what the fuck you modern Reddit babies use it for now though. Usually with the word top in front of it.
>>707883941
>shopped confirmed
>>707883716
Good eye noticing signal strength, odd it dropped for a second. My apt is on 2nd floor tho. I used to be a basement dweller in my teens tho. Shit was comfy af.
>>707881863
came here to post this
>>707877925
but it says its good
>>707883391
xD
D
>>707884342
but not great.
>>707884098
Oh, boy, he didn't disappoint. He showed up. Hahahaha. Continue on with your crusade, boy, telling everyone who uses #rekt, my sides, kek, etc they are redditors. Oh man, lol, hahahahaha
>>707884098
cool story grandpa
>>707879552
Your burnt bean juice tastes disgusting. I'll happily be called a child. You're just a faggot.
>>707877925
it's pretty good with a nice greezy slice of pizza
>>707883941
>It's a fucking screenshot from my mobile.
>fucking
Ssssh... it's not that serious. I can imagine your image and voice now. I envision a fat, underage kid screaming "It's a fucking screenshot from my mobile" as he begins to tear due to feeling bullied.
It's okay, kid, mommy will comfort you.
>>707884448
How old are you? Just curious. You sound like you're under 18. Your balls hadn't dropped yet when those were funny to say. Kek was a fucking WoW thing for fucks sake.
>>707884148
Now I'm not sure if you are trolling, or genuinely retarded.
>>707884540
Respect your elders you little bitch. You weren't even born when 4chan was made.
>>707879990
Jesus wasnt some fucking fat ass.
>>707884797
>How old are you?
I have the same question for you. Even if you're of legal age, your brain, on the other hand, hasn't matured. Lol.
>Your balls hadn't dropped yet
Original.
> Kek was a fucking WoW thing for fucks sake.
As mentioned, get over it, or continue to be butt hurt and take issue with it everyone someone uses those words. It's /b/. It's often used. It's the lingo here.
Cry more.
>>707884840
>not sure if shopped, or samefag
Both? Yeah, both.
>>707880904
>nowadays i drink vodka
Yeah that's great stuff when you're thirsty and have to stay sober.
Faggot.
>>707884797
dude i want to strangle you. what the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, watching Parks and Rec and monitoring Op's jackassery get off my case.
>>707884098
>Back in my day
>lel i'm an old fag
>i'm da real anonyMouse
>>707877925
Agreed
>>707885076
So you're for real a teen. Got it. Those insults, mah sides as you faggots say. And are you seriously calling me out on lack of originality when you spout memes off like you're straight out of 9GAG? Next thing I know you'll be rickrolling us. And yes I'll pick apart when someone uses lingo from WoW. WoW is dead. It was dead before you had hair on your kishkas.
>>707880027
I will fuck your mouth with a rats dirty asshole
>>707877925
A&w master race
>>707885327
I dunno. Sorry you're drunk tho. Degenerate faggot. Jk ily
>>707877925
OP, nice thread idea. But it seems to have derailed into a bunch of 13 year old faggots screaming at eachother.
Good try tho OP. You glorious faggot.
>>707877925
Tastes like it has ground up pine needles in it
>>707877925
"I CAN SEE!"
"Really?"
"No, but it's got dat bite to it tho."
Best commercial evar. Btw pop gives you cancer so fuck that shit
>>707885275
i'm not sure what youre implying. that vodka isnt a mans liquor? its 90 proof, same as whiskey. and no one can smell it on my breath at work.
Fuck off kid
>>707885781
What doesn't give you cancer? Seriously people are worried about cancer from soda now? Rofl wtf
>>707885467
kek rekt lel my sides. Need some tissue for those tears, because you must be balling after I said all that?
>It was dead before you had hair on your kishkas.
Such an oldfag.... You're so cool.
>>707885467
being this serious... on /b/. KEK
>>707877925
It's good fuck you. Better than mug bullshit
>>707884439
I dont want great again
>>707886081
Lulz. You're doing it for the lulz. Chocolate rain! Did you ever hear of this video called numa numa guy? It's totally legit funny. You'd love it. It'd be relevant to you. I love how sad you are because you're still a kid. Enjoy knowing you missed out on the best times of the internet.
>>707877925
All root beers are precious OP
>>707879204
I appreciate your attempt, but niggers drink sierra mist
>>707886411
>tfw sierra mist is literally dead now
Its Mist Twist now dood get with the times its current year
>>707885885
That you can fuck off with mentioning alcoholic drinks. It was never about that and it isn't impressing anyone.
>>707879552
What about tea? Seltzer? :/
>>707877925
Barqs root beer is shit. Everyone knows this.
>>707886831
wasnt trying to my man. just puttin in my 2.
soda does nothing for me. if it doesnt hydrate or alter my mindset, i dont care for it.
>>707887441
Fuck off OP bumpin your dead thread. Barq's rules by the by.
>>707877925
A&W is the pinnacle of root beer. Dad's is the runner up. Barq's is great but its definitely it's own thing.
Mug is all around shit.
Root Beer is for fucking children what the fuck are you on about? Seriously didn't know people drank root beer after like, 6.
