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When the nukes fall and our governments are utterly obliterated,

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When the nukes fall and our governments are utterly obliterated, we must rise as one and rebuild society in our image.

We must band together, Newfags and Old, to restore order to the desolate wasteland's of post nuclear war.

So today, in this thread, we will establish our empire. One that will reign eternal, shiny and chrome.

Dubs: Will be ministers, who shall write our laws. One decree per anon.

Trips: Will be Chancellor's, who may add to any aspect of the Codex.

Quads: Will become the Emperor, leading us to salvation in this bitter land. They're word is law.

Singles: 0-2 Will be War-Boyz, 3-5 Will be Builders, 4-6 Will be Farmers, 7-9 Will be slaves.
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>>707874630
If I roll a 7, I'm the post-apocalypric pimp and your mother is my main whore.
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>>707875076
Close, enjoy plowing radioactive dirt.
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>>707874630
dude, it's 2016. when the bombs drops there won't be no life anymore
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>>707875914
Another farmer?
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>>707875388
Says the slave. Don't you have a cotton field to tend to, boy?
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>>707876899
Yes Master, sorry Master.
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Roll, I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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>>707877346
Fuck yeah
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>>707877402
Looks like we're a nation of farmers and slaves. Whats new.
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legal prostitution rolling
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>>707878093
Build your own Brothel, anon.
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>>707875076
Re-rolling for my dream. Since I am now a farmer with slaves, there will be plenty of nigresses to pimp out. Give me that 7.
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>>707878764
Fuck this farmer's blood of mine.
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>>707878888
ALL HAIL THE HOLY EMPEROR, LORD OF ALL MANKIND!
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>>707878888
Well, that's one hell of a promotion.
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Rise an shine ,Morgan.
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>>707878993
You can't re-re-roll to become emperor, that's bs.
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>>707879480
He just fucking did, faggot.
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Roll
>Rule:
We have a purge day but people choose if they want to participate and there will be a huge price.
That way most of the poor people will compete thus most of them will die.
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>>707879849
Fuck it I am not being a slave
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>>707879957
I don't want to be a fucking slave
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>>707880021
Mehh I am ok with that
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>>707878888
The Messiah Himself !
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>>707879480
Don't fucking question me, you mongrel of a warboy. I'm the God Emperor of farmers and slaves.
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>>707874630
Rule: Fags, traps, furries, feminists, SJW's, and the like are automatically all stuck being slaves and subject to harassment from the war boys without consequences.
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>>707880274
No fuck you, this has to be law so we don't repeat today in the near future
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Cannibalism is just and non-punishable. You will be required to eat at least one human body by the end of each calendar year.
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>>707880354
Lord Emperor will make the ruling.
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>>707880366
Fuck, well ok then.
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>>707880274
Fuck off. Only I, the God emperor may make rules. And I say they all die. Keeping them alive is a mistake. We will breed a new race of heroes. No slave will ever be let free. If his master dies, the slave will be treated as a possession and be buried along with his lord.
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>>707880586
Thank you, Master. Can I be a war boy instead of a builder? I'm no good at building shit and I just wanna be witnessed, shiny and chrome.
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>>707880738
>>707880685
Please forgive me lord Emperor.
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rollerino gambino
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>>707880738
Do not call me Emperor! I am a worthless slave, lest the Emperor say otherwise! You have proven to be a heretic, may the Emperors justice be swift.
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>>707880939
fuck this im out
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War boy get
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>>707880995
Aw fuck, I sure hope he forgives me, but I will still accept his form of punishment without protest, for he is the greatest Emperor of all time, forever and always.

I'll see you in the afterlife, noble slave.
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Rolling for War-boi
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Anything but slave pls.
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>>707874630
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnntttttttttt
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No slave no slave no slave...
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>>707880995
>>707881222
Your God Emperor is in a forgiving mood. Roll dubs and you shall be forgiven.
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Rolling for the emperor
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>>707874630
comfy farmer get
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>>707881767
Kill this slave that seeks my throne!
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>>707881758
I'll roll these dubs for the Emperor!
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rollin for war boy
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>>707881970
WITNESS ME
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Pls not a slave im not a nigger
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>>707881758
>>707880995

My Lord Emperor, I beg you. Raise me up from the peice of property I am. Please My Lord Emperor, grant me an identity. I beg you.
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rollin
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>>707882217
How can this be im not a nigger
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>>707882158
You want an identity, fine. You will be Billy the slave, cotton picker extraordinnaire.
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roll for trips
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Grant me eternal wisdom
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>>707882325
The crowd goes apeshit in approval of your ruling, Lord Emperor
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>>707882325
Thank you my Lord Emperor for your kindness and your mercy.
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This post symbolizes my birth into this society i await my assignment
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>>707882480
i will make a fitting war boy for i am swift and merciless to the kikes and niggers
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If dubs emperor is a nigger.
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war boy get
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>>707882600
GET! YE!!!
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So many slaves, farmers and war boys. Where is my administrative council? I order all farmers to reroll.
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>>707874630
roll
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>>707882600
BURN THE HERETIC!
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IM GOING TO WAR BOYZ
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>707874630
Nigger shall now be the ass cleaners
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>>707878888
1 away from six 8's, you were so close to becoming Jesus J. Trump
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>>707882600
Winrar
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No niggers
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>>707882600
KILL THE HERETIC
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>>707882600
How do you feel, being ruled by a God Emperor that's a nigger?
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>>707874630
Rolling for a fun job
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>>707874630
>>707882644
ReRolling for the grace of the Emperor!
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>>707882722
>>707882734
I, Leader of the neighboring faction, the 48th Reich, shall claim my throne!
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>>707882600
a simple minister may not challenge the emporeror. You keep what you kill and you shall never defeat him!
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>>707882699
IT IS LAW
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>>707882753
Re rolling for a better job, fuck building shit
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>>707882807
reroll
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No blacks
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>>707882699
Dubs said this is law
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>>707882875
Tell that to the emperor.
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I will be god-king
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>>707882807
Lord Emperor, this heathen is threatening your rule, and you life. What shall we do?
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>>707874630
Christcucks get their dick cut off
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>>707882906
So, is emperor an ass cleaner?
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>>707882807
You're a slave. I am the God Emperor that rolled quads. You shall be no cotton picker, you shall clean the slaves' chamberpots.
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>>707882855
Now that i have obtained the power of dubs i decree that any warboy who gets a kill in combat will have use of 1 nigress fuckslave for a night. Enjoy my friends
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fucking roll
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>>707874630
Every morning everyone has to wake up at 3 am and suck the emperors micro nigger dick.
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I wish only to be a plebian
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Roll
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>>707883086
Rolling again for more bomb ass decrees
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>>707883057
I am a minister that called you a nigger. So deal with it.
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rollllll'n
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No Watermelon Americans will be allowed to live
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>>707874630
Rolling for revolution!
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alright
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>>707883086
I use my power as God Emperor to vero this. No war boy that gives his life for my land will be insulted with a she-boon. He shall bang whatever he wants to bang for he has reached Valhalla.
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>>707883347
Reroll!
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Rolling for a cool job. If minister then free boipucci for everyone
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>>707883410
Veto*
Fuck
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>>707883347
Fucking Slave, Get back to work!
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>>707874630
Rollled
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>>707883497
I guess its not ment to be guys
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>>707874630
Sandniggers are now rising and trying to rule the world, it is up to us fags to stop these primitive apes
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>>707883410
thank you emperor
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Kill the emperor!
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>>707883317
Yes! no cotton pick'n slave life for me
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>>707883246
You're a fucking slave, now get back to those chamberpots.
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Check this shit plebs
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rolleroni
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>>707874630
>implying I'd trust one of you mouth breathers to prepare me food let alone run a world government
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>>707874630
rowlin
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We shall change all warboys to teachers.
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>>707874630
Faggitism is now a thing. Everyone who is not apart of faggitism will be gang banged by the whole populace of the city then fed to the nigger ass cleaners. Trips decide what faggitism is about.
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roll
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>>707883410
But my lord emperor, surely the upperclass women should be saved for more substantial achevements. I feel like a nigress is a suitable reward for a single kill. Sandniggers will be used as fodder for peasants
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>>707874630
I must do my duty
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>>707874630
I decide everything:

No dindus
No shillary fans
No jews
No asians

Only arian.
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>>707883886
Faggotism is when we kill Mormons!
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>>707883803
ree-roll
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Only niggers can be in the upper class
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Traps will now be gangbanged on sight
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>>707874630
I decree that emperor is sacrificed to the gods!
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>>707882366
As a minister I decree that religion is to be banned across the empire in favour of actually using our time and resources effectively. Worship shall only be performed towards the Emperor, may he ride forever shiny and chrome.
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>>707884191
If dubs we are all slaves
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>>707884191
*teleports behind you, tips fedora*
Heh nothin personal kido
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>>707884306
reroll
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Roll
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>>707884306
roll
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all atheists shall be burned at the stake
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>>707884411
CHECKED!
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>>707874630
If Dubs new law states everyone is no longer allowed to use vowels
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>>707884411
Does the Emperor want to weigh in on this?
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>>707874630
All the emperors are flying monkey penis
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>>707884466
CHECKED MYSELF!
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>>707884502
chck m!
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>>707883965
You dare deny a hero his spoil? The only upper-class in my empire are the men who rule it. The women he keeps shall be his to give class and name to.
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Kewl
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Damn i want in
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>>707884515
No fuck you
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Farmer life
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>>707884411
The God Emperor agrees. Only those who worship me may live.
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Gimme dat hoe and tiller
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>>707874630
IQ tests required for all positions above singles, IQ less than 110 and you re-roll for a singles position.
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>>707874630
Any high enough level, and I'll organize breeding pits, and sell high quality clones of sexy women. Not high enough I'll just be a slaver.
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>>707874630
All niggers will be hung
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All those that break the Lords laws will be beaten to death by the Lord Emperors mighty scrotom
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If trips we kill emperor.
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>>707884793
I am okay with this
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>>707884731
Behead this dog that dares answer for me.
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>>707884889
So close........
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Welp, time for a coups d'état
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>>707874630
As a minister I decree that Jews shall be deported back to their mothership in some other planet, immediately if found to be a Jew and you refuse, anal probing for your entire lifetime is what you will be facing
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>>707874630
penis
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roll
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>>707884889
Close, but not close enough, slave.
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>>707884774
thank you lord emperor
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>>707884911
Behead this dog that dares answer for me.
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I've got quads
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>>707884857
but then who's gunna be our slaves
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>>707885066
FUCKING CKECKED, LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR
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>>707878888
Nice upgrade
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>>707874630
No more blacks and asians! Nuke em!
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>>707885134
That's not me, you faggot.
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Long shall I rule
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>>707885200
Dubs decrees, and so it shall be
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Be my slave master
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Fuck this. Let chaos live!
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>>707885097
I was a bit overly ambitious
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>>707885218
Who you calling faggot, faggot?
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>>707885024
If trips we kill all slaves.
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Rolling
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>>707885332
I wannabe the very best like no one ever wassss
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>>707885200
The God Emperor disagrees. No nukes. Gas them instead and find suitable ones from among them to be used for breeding.
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>>707883981
b-but i dindu nuffin?
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>>707885359
quiet slave
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I want to make laws and fuck mad post-apocalyptic bitches!!
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>>707885455
Dubs decrees, so it shal be
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ChEcK eM
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>>707885519
Yes, all slaves will be silenced.
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all female asians shall be used for nothing but breeding
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If anything, kill the whites
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>>707885629
reroll
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>>707885639
If anything kill all who are not white
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Rolling for end thread.
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>>707885629
reroll bra
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The life of a simple farmer shall be my fate
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>>707885755
sheet
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>>707885755
Only god emperor can make such a decree
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>>707874630
I hope that it is mandatory that the cute boislaves have to transition to females for pleasurable use by the rest of society.
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I want to be a minister :D
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Rolling for fate.
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>>707885569
The God Emperor hereby decrees, the next one to roll trips shall rule as my proxy. If quads, I shall abdicate to him.

Start rolling, faggots.
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>>707885837
Rolling for agreement
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>>707885755
Welp, sorry guys. Also, It was me who declared emperor was a nigger.
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>>707885873
Rolling
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>>707885629
preroll
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>>707874630
I'll tend to the injured and the weak to ease their pain.
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Bow down ye mortals
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>>707878888
ALL HAIL
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>>707874630
They see me rolling.
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Not slave
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>>707885873
Shut the fuck up you filthy ass wiping cotton picking big nosed filthy nigger
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>>707885855
I did it :DDDDDDD
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sounds pretty good

roll
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>>707885873
Rolling
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>>707885873
You're a nigger. But i'm a fucking proxy.
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>>707885873
ReRoling
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>>707886207
reroll
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Rolling for builder, always been good with my hands. Should I get dubs, though: all of the deceased, be them enemy or ally, shall be tested to see if their organs can be used to patch up our own war Boyz or any of our valued citizens should they have been wounded. You may not pass on donating your organs after death.
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please not a nigger
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>>707874630
Roll
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>>707886279
Aaannnnddd slave
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>>707886297
shieeet
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Roll
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>>707885873
Roll
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>>707874630
>Anonymous 10/14/16(Fri)15:59:22 No.707
Fuck re roll
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>>707886207
No you aren't nigger
God what's becoming of us
We are becoming... Niggers... Save me emperor
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>>707886442
>>707886441
Fast posters.
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>>707874630
give me a good job
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>>707874630
I AM THE TRUE EMPEROR!
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>>707886279
Given the situation, I (this fucker with the organ law) humbly plead to our mighty Emperor that he might see use for me and grant me status as a builder.
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>>707886731
Reroll
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>>707886731
Nigger
>>707886807
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Let's do this
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I'm gonna dig a nigga hole, or make niggas dig them.

if dubs though i say we go back to 1800s slavery, where all black folk and minorities become slaves and white folk are indentured servants.
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Slave get
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>>707874630
Abandon thread.
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>>707886925
roll
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If anything, spread a black plaque where everyone infected turns into a nigger and acts like one till they die. The Jews summon the sandniggers from hell by sacrificing a whole cities worth and the chinks have disappeared of the face of the earth, no one knows where they went
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Rollo
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>>707886925
also rolling
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>>707886475
The God Emperor has heard your prayers, mortal subject. If no dubs or trips are rolled in the next five minutes this world shall end and a new one where no niggers may exist will be birn from its ashes.
All who roll shall commit to my will. If you roll singles, you die. Start praying.
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>>707887022
Fuck you.
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>>707874630
what if quints?

aww fuck
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>>707886870
aye i can be a war boy haha.
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>>707887111
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR!
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Upon giving birth a coin is flipped, heads and the father gets killed, tails and the mother does.
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>>707887111
My trips don't count. Fuck me.
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>>707887111
Emperors dirty bitch
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>>707874630
Incest is best, put your sister to the test!
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Awoo~
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>>>>707887255
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
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>>707887255
Well fuck you too, nigger farmer.
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Trips get boi
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>>707874630
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Rollan for God Emperor
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>>707887255
Dubs words are law. Now all trips shall be referred to as "Emperors Dirty Bitches"
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>>707887322
>>707887255
>>707887344
Fuck You, You and Me. Niggers.
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>>707874630
>they're
Typical war boy
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>>707887511
Again, Fuck Me.
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>>707874630
god bless you guys <3
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Desperate roll to save this world. I'm too poor to afford reincarnation
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>>707887111
Niggers never die
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>>707887440
Emperor = nigger confirmed.
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All whites have to become the slaves of niggers and sandniggers
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>>707887876
I am also my own proxy. Faggots that can't even roll trips have no right questioning my Holy quads.
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>>707887975
Fucking typical nigger who fantasises about the supreme white power becoming like the niggers for years to come
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>>707878888
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR!
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>>707888045
Faggot confirmed
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>>707888045
I'm just a war boy from a war family
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>>707888355
And now you are the minister of farms. Go make a law.
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>>707874630
There will be no Internet. You won't know how to function. You will die.
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>>707888493
Thank you, holy emperor.
>new law
All farmers donate their first born sons to the Ministry to be altar boys
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Emperor is a nigger. The Black Plague was recreated and released by the government. The Jews have summoned the sandniggers through a portal to hell. The niggers are now rising and the emperors proxy are now mindless slaves also referred to as the bitches. The Asians have disappeared of the face of the earth and are planning something. Australia has been conquered by Africans. America has been bombed by their own leaders. Europe has become ruins after the immigrants destroyed them through their core and the bombing of London was England's last straw. Russia has become a land full of mutants with genetic disorders. Some niggers have migrated to Antarctica and have evolved into frost niggers.
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>>707889116
Rolling for this
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Roll
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Roll
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>>707889116
And you are a fucking farmer that can't read. Go rape your slaves or something.
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CP now legal but only if they're wearing bunny ears.
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>>707889866
DUBS HATH DECLARED THEE MINISTER OF CP
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>>707889866
The God Emperor likes you. You shall be the Prime Minister.
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>>707890547
sweet
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>rule
If a child is born with a disability that prevents them from being productive then they must be left in the woods like the Spartans did
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Personal army or not.. I'd like to see this thread fucked up desu style >>707888884 → # plz
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Ay lmao
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>>707893712
FUCK YES I'M A HALF LIFE
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>>707874630
no more conservatives (including conservative democrats) or their fossil fuels, that's the shit that's going to cause this nuclear war, rich oil arabs wanting a pipeline through syria that Assad said no to because they like russia better

renewable energy means no saudis, no isis, no clintons, no republicans, no more fuckery

no more fucking greedy conservative theocratic luddite scum
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>>707892387
EH. I hit it with a couple crusade memes
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>>707874630
gg
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I Herby decree straight shota is mandatory.
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>>707874630
who wants to rebuild in Greenland or Antarctica? after the war and the bullshit released those places should be thawed
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>>707874630
nigger rolling
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No food for niggers
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The memories of War washes away with time. Nuclear war creates mutant faggots forever. plants and animals do not understand danger signs. It fucks all gene pools forever. Hinders land inaccessible for thousands of years.
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Roll
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Rollo
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I must overthrow this emperor, but I must wait until the time is right...
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Rawlin
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I shall lead with an iron dong
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rull
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Skeletor says, no more he-man. Anyone who looks like, smells like and or actslike him, will be hung by their nuts and stoned with frozen rubber dildos.
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>>707896855
No more he-man it seems
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Roll
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New law, this video shall be shown in all mcdonald resurants across the world.
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>>707874630
Reroll I can't build shit
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>>707897706
Hope you can farm
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>>707874630
This wave feminism is taught as core curriculum from third grade up and at 15 all the boys are milked for semen and have their rape sticks cut off.
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