nah just kidding, new thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
nah just kidding, new thread.
i'm not sleeping and neither are you faggots.
gfdit!
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Alright who's going to post the first lewd?
>>707864946
ain't no rest for the shota posters
more like gay paedo thread, am i right?
>>707865134
love you too
remember when shota threads were good?
thank god I have a time limit for this one
too lewd..
well i didn't save my dickpic from earlier so you're not getting another lewd from me
>>707865314
no, we're not starting that up as a meme, it's dead and is suck, spin again.
>>707865425
>tfw no 2.5x13
is this meme better?
the one before or after the shave?
>>707865511
i didn't save either, do you think i'm a fag or something?
>>707865500
Debatable.
>>707865546
of course, who would?
>>707865613
i still have no clue what it means tbh, still as confused as when the anon first said it as i am now.
>>707865682
kjiren post butt
>>707865689
ikr?
I keep bringing it up in hopes they return and explain the damn thing.
is this the /lewdboys/ slut emporium?
>>707865915
yes, where you get your wholesale lewds.
>>707865915
Was I underage when I took that? we'll never know.
>>707866095
>implying anybody cares
>>707865743
what? why?
>>707866198
because supposedly you're a qt
>>707866198
we agreed this was the lewd thread and I already delivered, seemsfair.jpg
>you will JUST
never
>>707865345
>>707865345
>>707865345
Ding!
>>707866552
Dong?
reiji is objectively a better boy. prove me wrong.
>>707867199
did you see that obama lifted the restrictions on cuban cigars? i think i predicted this.
kill yourself demos
>>707867522
demos is my cuban waifu, don't make fun of him.
>>707867792
what's this anime called again? i always forget.
>>707867861
osomatsu-san
>>707867969
yeah that's too many syllables. i'm gonna forget that again.
>>707868029
just remember the matsu part and you'll be good
>>707868108
but then i'd have to be a weeb and remember a japanese word. also how was ur british lit
>>707868218
it was cool. we're starting to read julius caesar so the professor gave us an activity where we had sheets with a bunch of shakespeare quotes and we had to team up with other peoples sheets to write a script to a play that we acted out. was interesting.
>>707868380
i think the one thing you need to know when doing shakespeare is that "wherefore" actually means "why", apparently a lot of people miss that. kinda changes the whole story of that scene. sounds like a cool class, though.
>>707864860
LeftU coming in HOT
>>707868661
is there a RightU?
>be me
>25
>bi
>average looking guy
>doing a career fair at local college
>"come sign on with x equipment repair"
>say the same old shit over and over
>sign up some guys
>skinny, shy looking boy comes up
>holy shit he looks like he's going to cry just asking about the work
>tell him it's a lot of manual labor
>long hours
>skill based pay
>he turns beet red
>apologizes and runs off
>finally finish my time at the booth
>wander around campus
>go to grab coffee
>shy boy sitting in the coffee shop
>walk by and hip check his chair
>he jumps
>i laugh at him
>"calm down, cutie"
>looks like he's about to cry again
>face turns red
>"y...you really think I'm cute?"
>his voice barely a whisper
>"no, the whole mousy act is a real turn off... want to go get a drink?"
>I'm pretty sure he blacked out for a second
>>707868629
that's not really important if you understand the rest of that balcony scene. Juliet goes on to say that she wishes that she could change her name or he change his, and questions what is in a name. You can draw a conclusion to what the monologue means without knowing the complete translation of "why are you romeo".
plus we're not looking at romeo and juliet we're looking at julius caesar
>>707868797
well i'm laughing, so go on, anon.
>>707868887
yea but there are some fucking stupid people that still don't get the point of that scene
>>707868850
hi
>>707868748
not YET
>>707868955
i don't fuck with those normies
>>707869009
will that be the name of your boyfriend?
>>707869011
i don't know much about julius caesar tbh, tell me your thoughts on it.
>>707869118
i liked it
no hamlet but still good
>>707869208
hamlet's too spooky for me, i don't like ghosts. man doing hamlet at school though i remember i was acting like 3 characters at once and had to kiss some other guy. fun stuff.
>>707869118
lol you got me. i lold
>>707869299
> had to kiss some other guy
tell the tale
>>707869351
it wasn't really a joke tho, i thought that's what you were implying
>>707869393
oh yeah we were just reading the script and totally pashed, wasn't a play or anything. i think we just got into the reading a bit too much
>>707868797
>"i'm not... i mean, i want to. But I'm only 18"
>laugh
>"wanna get dinner?"
>he stares at me like a deer in head lights
>says nothing
>just nods
>i give him my number
>tell him to call me at 7
>go back to my booth
>7 rolls around
>phone rings on the dot
>"hey, cutie. Want me to pic you up?"
>"y...yeah... but my parents can't know..."
>drive to his house and ring the doorbell
>mom answers the door
>house is covered with crosses and Jesus paintings
>coolface.jpg
>tell his parents I'm going to take him to a company orientation
>god they love me
>i give them my same boring pitch
>they eat it like caviar
>he comes down stairs slowly
>white button down shirt
>blue jeans
>silver cross around his neck
>grin
>"ready to rock n roll, kiddo?"
>he nods and we get in my car
>he doesn't say much
>i smile and tell him not to be nervous
>he starts to explain
>"already understand, dude"
>he blushes and slowly puts his hand on mine, perched on the gear shift
>i look down at his hand and smile
>"sweet boy..."
Lute is Cute!
>>707869583
>only 18
>being this american
neat story tho anon, keep going.
>>707869665
i want to lick lute's tummy
>>707869583
And I just lewded too, fuck.
More.
>>707865915
moar tho
>>707869859
i don't think he's in the thread any more
>>707869899
>>707869665
I want to know what Lute's butt smells like.
>>707870002
demos how is your cuban boyfriend search going
>>707870017
we all want to, anon.
>>707869939
never hurts to try
>>707870287
>posting the lesser boy
how dare you
>>707869859
Careful now
>>707870391
I warned you about being wrong and losing.
I TOLD YOU, FAM.
>>707869583
>we drive to a nice Italian restaurant
>i hop out and open his door for him
>he doesn't eat much
>or say much
>i order two whiskey and cokes
>slide one to him
>"b...but I'm not 21"
>"shh, no one is going to make a big deal. Just keep quiet about it and have a drink with me."
>if it's not his first drink, it's close to it
>half way through his cheeks begin to glow
>he tells me about his drawing
>and his games
>i just stare into his cute green eyes and listen
>dinner comes
>i drop my card on the bill
>"but.."
>"but what? You're my date, aren't you"
>he grins and nods softly
>we go back to my car
>"soooo... your place or mine?"
>i wink at him half joking
>he hides his face
>takes a deep breath
>"y...your place...please?"
>i smile and squeeze his thigh
>"you got it, pumpkin!"
miserably
my boyfriend search sux
>>707870676
sorry my spreadsheet that i keep of reiji vs sei says i'm still winning.
>>707870700
continue
>>707870763
dw deoms i'm sure you'll find a cute boy who likes your butt some day soon.
His standards are likely too high.
>>707871123
whose
>>707869665
who's this guy ?
you're not allowed to judge me as anon
>>707871235
Daemons
>>707871346
lute from monster hunter: ride on
>>707871351
can you confirm if you have a nice butt tho
>>707870700
I like where this is going
Don't have ns on mobile, sry
I'll be sure to judge you twice as hard later on then
you could just tell me who you are
>>707871471
no
>>707871570
>ever being away from your computer
what's your excuse
>>707871651
you mean it's not a nice butt? or you just won't confirm it?
>>707870700
>we climb the stairs to my apartment
>he giggles behind me
>"something wrong?"
>"n..no. i just never thought I'd be able to do this."
>"do what?"
>my tone dripping innuendo
>he looks away and blushes
>i open the door to my very obvious bachelor pad
>he marvels at my concert and movie posters
>finally starts talking more
>i fix him a drink
>then another
>we talk for a couple of hours
>he fidgets in his seat
>"what's wrong?"
>"can i...you know.. see it?"
>"see what"
>he blushes
>i don't tease him much about it.
>i stand up and unzip my pants
>they fall to the floor as i flash him a cheesey smile
>his eyes are locked on my crotch
>i laugh and pull out my cock
>he stares at it
>to the point i start getting a little uncomfortable
>i just about comment
>his shaking hand slowly extends
>soft warmth
>he wraps it around my shaft
>those huge green eyes look up for approval
>my cock swells in his sweaty palm
>>707871723
i won't confirm nor deny
>>707871866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkRRED5WxY
>>707871653
Work
Said at start of thread I had a time limit
.
>>707871866
it's a true or false question. do you have a nice butte or not?
>>707871829
palms are sweaty
>>707871953
shouldn't you be trying to hop the canadian border or something at this time
and then i realized i can't tell any of you shota faggots apart
>>707871937
1o/1o
>>707872070
people like it
>>707871651
But then you'll be able to judge me, that doesn't seem fair.
>>707871953
awwwww
>>707872237
>people like it
gonna need proof there :^)
and yes shotapals are hard to tell apart because we aren't namefags. you get used to it.
>>707872237
Can confirm demos a hawt butt
>>707872247
i'm not gonna play your game, faggot.
>>707872386
and how would i present proof to you
>>707872446
you're never a mystery to figure out
>>707872529
by posting a picture of your butt, dummy. this is shota thread 101 stuff.
fucking faggots
>>707872529
You're no fun anymore
>>707872529
Oh well done you. Now stop looking at this degenerate material.
>>707872645
we already addressed this at the start of the thread. this is the gay paedo zone.
>>707872616
i don't butt-post.
>>707872681
suck my nips
>>707872743
YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD
>>707872749
retard sick fags
>>707872845
we'll make you butt-post over time. anyone that posts in shota threads does it eventually.
>>707872892
yeah we already addressed that at the start of the thread
>>707871829
Bumping for story.
>>707873029
well now i'm jealous
i wanna see demos' butt
>>707871829
>he strokes my cock slowly a few times
>i moan softly
>"that feels great, pumpkin"
>i try to reassure him
>he blushes and scoots forward on the couch
>i smile down at him
>he looks like he's about to cry again
>i start to worry
>his eyes stay locked on mine
>he leans forward
>unblinking
>i feel his warm breath on the tip of my cock
>his trembling lips
>he hesitates
>"if you don't want to..."
>my cock slides through his lips
>i gasp and run my fingers through his dirty blonde hair
>slowly
>inching in
>he gags quietly
>never breaking eye contact
>tears stream down both cheeks
>he swallows all 7 inches
>his hot breath heavy on my crotch
>slowly he bobs his head back and forth
>his tongue swirling around my shaft
>"you've had some practice"
>i gasp and moan
>he ignores my teasing
>faster and faster
>his muffled gags grow louder as my cock swells in his mouth
>i pant heavily
>grip his hair hard
>"slow down!"
>my knees buckle
>"I'm going to cum!"
>unblinking
>those tear edged bright green eyes don't move
>not even when my cock erupts down his throat
>>707873273
DELETE THIS
>>707873207
moar
>>707872845
WELL I'M THE CLOSEST THING YOU'VE GOT.
>>707873332
>>707873348
give me wisdom
should i order a pizza tonight
i;ve beenr eally good this week
>>707873653
now that's better butt. also yes get pizza.
fuck me it's 7 in the morning. guess i'm not going to bed today
A Jap girl fell for me because I told her I jacked it to shota.
What a world we live in.
>>707874237
asian girls are weird like that, i know one that would talk with me about shota.
>>707873207
>the first jet makes his eyes water
>the second, his cheeks puff
>the third he pulls away coughing
>my cum runs out of his mouth as he gasps
>he catches it in his hands
>they shake as he licks them
>i collapse next to him on the couch
>"I'm really sorry... i tried to tell you."
>he doesn't respond
>he just pants and licks my cum from his palms
>i lay my head back on the couch
>he crawls beside me and curls up
>his head on my panting chest
>"w...was that ok? I'm sorry i made a mess with your.. I'm sorry...."
>he starts to sob
>i pet him softly
>"you were amazing. It was really intense."
>he buries his face in my chest
>"n..nothing i practiced on can...you know..."
>"cum?" I tease
>he nods
>"do you want to stay the night?"
>"n..no. not tonight. I'm not ready...back there... for you. But i want to see you again..."
>"yeah...i would like that a lot..."
>i raise his head
>he looks away
>"hey!"
>his eyes lock on mine
>i kiss him hard
>my tongue drives through his lips
>he moans and holds on to me tight
>i drive him home
>walk him to the door
>kiss his blushing cheek
>>707874357
cute
>>707872070
m-mom's spaghetti?
>>707873207
>that feels great pumpkin
Damn, you just killed my boner. Pumpkin was the nickname of some cunt I was friends with in high school lol.
>>707874479
Thanks, i try!
>>707874587
that's nice, pumpkin
>>707874598
based on a true story?
>>707874698
"He" is my current bf. Trappy now, though.
>>707874943
oh wow, nice, anon.
>>707875003
If he were an anime character, he'd look like this
>>707873653
No pizza for you.
>>707875398
he's no longer a good christian boy any more, i take it?
>>707875398
Fuck me. I'd kill to have a cute bf like that.
>>707875694
Surprisingly enough, he is. Just not at his old church. Which is refreshing, as i haven't had a monogamous homosexual relationship that has lasted this long. He doesn't cheat, and I've got no desire/ reason to.
>>707868797
>the whole mousy act is a real turn off
Stopped reading right there. That shit is God tier.
>>707875949
that sounds kind of, i don't know, illogical? being part of a religion that hates gays? and being gay?
any chicago weenies?
>>707876095
There are plenty of progressive christans/churches these days that are open and accepting of lgbtq folk.
>>707876329
nothing gay with getting fucked in the ass if you're getting fucked in the ass by jesus, right?
>>707876095
Apparently Methodists don't. They are some really laid back Christians.
>>707875978
Didn't like it?
>>707874357
I dont believe this tale, but I still love it
>>707876528
same but its hot af :3
>>707876528
I'm not offended if you don't. But I'm glad you liked it.
>>707876651
It gave me loads of reminiscent feels.
I hope to be like your BF for somebody special one day
>>707876837
i'll make you my cute cumslut, where u from?
>>707876946
im not this dude
>>707876837
but i wanna be a cumslut, im near chicago.
>>707876837
I really hope you do. Everyone deserves to be happy.
The only thing I didn't like about this story is that it reminds me of how I don't have a bf due to me being so damn shy.
>>707877210
I can write a better one tomorrow, if you want.
>>707877128
wrong hemisphere
>>707876946
Wisconsin :)
Do we get to play naked vidya together under warm blankets?
>>707877210
same it sucks.
>>707877447
wrong hemisphere again. also wtf is with the dicks in that image. had the artist ever actually seen a dick? because they definitely don't look like that
>>707877447
hey guy :3
>>707877595
this was an uncensoring job from 7chan
>>707877700
nice Trip-Dubs
hi there shotabro
>>707873887
mfw someone posts my edited work
=3
>>707878035
neat, what was the original?
>>707877819
i think he's trying to chat you up because chicago is close to wisconsin, leftu.
>>707878163
im 90% sure i know who it is, or i just know someone else from wisconsin that was in a bread yesterday.
>>707878163
But he said he wants to be a cumslut
im a bottom, too
2+2=5
>>707878290
Im in almost every shota thread, I promise
I dont always talk tho
>>707878371
life finds a way.
>>707878438
did you yesterday, and maybe post your kik?
>>707878539
I certainly did
>>707878163
this, just felt it kinda made the pic not so great so i removed them.
>>707878624
yeah im da weenie,
well anons i'm gonna go to bed. gn~
>>707878781
th-the what
>>707878994
i added you im pretty sure.
>>707879185
If you're from Cali, yes you did
>>707879619
chicago.
>>707879994
Then you did not add me I dont think
>>707880401
But its LeftUthere if you wanna talk :D
I gtg
cya shotabros, the grocery shopping hour dawns..
>>707867861
The stupidest fucking anime ever , chapter 2
>>707880584
Thanks for dumping.
<3
