Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707852238
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707861013
No
>>707861009
Yes
Why do I always come at the start of a thread?
Today I learned posting ONE single image of your face makes you a cam whore. This type of thinking certainly doesn't come from someone who is so insecure that they see taking a single selfie as being a fucking model. Get a grip man. You must be hideous.
Cancerous faggot retard virgin thread
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight
And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain
How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
>>707861242
Snackbar?
>>707861242
Thank you
>>707861275
No endurance
This thread in one pic
>>707860067
no no
>>707860102
Hell yeah pete
カラミチーマス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cA6xInd-SQ
>>707861320
Yep, would be me. What's up?
>>707861332
You're welcome friendo, how's it hangin?
Still here
Found the emblem for these threads
>>707861483
I'd like to be hanging
still here
OP the Pussy Destroyer
>>707861281
>>707861289
>>707861371
>>707861412
>>707861516
>when you have nothing better to do in your trailer but smoke meth and shitpost on 4chan
>>707861541
Same.
Why though?
>>707861627
Why not
>>707861602
Implying I'm not at work right now doing this between paperwork
Kek, money doesn't just come from mommys credit card, you man baby. Get out the house and stop fapping to cartoons.
>>707861385
yesyesyesyesyesyes
The Three Pussy Slayers and their adoring wives
>>707861700
You spend as much time in these threads as we do.
Careful, you might get confused for one of us by a new shit poster. I wonder how tenacious you are.
>>707861679
I dunno, so we can talk I guess. No real reason to do it after all.
>>707861242
What if I told you going back to Discord wil give you a cookie?
>>707861275
Hi Galil.
>>707861199
I feel violated.
>>707861385
Life is suffering that you have to go through.
Life has no meaning.
Memes do.
Memes are more important than life.
>>707861419
>>707861455
>>707861485
>>707861547
Good to see you still here.
>>707861834
This is true. Though, there isn't really a reason not to
>>707861850
I told you I am always here.
Why do you man babies use this as a safe zone? It's so obvious y'all use this as the only place you can socialize without normal people snickering at you or physically cringing.
>>707862056
I try to be on all the time. Except the time I sleep.
>>707861850
Nothing happening much, so I am.
>>707861332
So rood
>>707861385
Hello Stella
>>707861850
Hey nigger
These threads in one pic
>>707861483
I'm just lurking. Been a while since you've posted
Glad to see you
-person who can't play SC2
It's hard to kill convicts using spit only.
Hello people
>>707862161
Why do you use this place to let out your emotions? Because people roast you too hard in life and you have to find people you assume have a lower intellect on a site that originates from anime that you complain about weeaboos being on?
>>707862161
>>707861700
>>707861603
>>707861516
>>707861412
>>707861289
>>707861281
Here anon, have some (you)s, from what I've seen of your posts, you must have a pretty hard life.
Living in a trailer, having to work all day to get minimum wage...
It's ok anon, you're gonna get through this just fine.
>>707861850
I'm not hungry.
>>707861941
Let's say death is the middle ground, yes? The absolute 0 of pleasure and whatever the opposite of pleasure is.
You can either choose to nullify both pain and happiness, or continue living and try to be happy.
is your life that bad that you'd rather die than try for a little happiness? If it is, then throw everything away and risk it all, if it doesn't work, off yourself.
That's the reason not to do it, you're not done yet!
>>707862321
Yep, just getting to know the newer people.
>>707862399
Heyo Tali, grats on those contracts yesterday.
>>707862260
Same. I am just "melting" in my bed rn. I think gonna go to sleep soon.
>>707862285
I am from the KKK and find this offensive.
>>707862161
Would you be surprised that me and my friends irl do these kind of talks in cafes and bars when we go out. No you would not be. You will just post another "Autism" pic as response.
>>707862399
Sup bb.
>>707862626
Hello Karen!
>>707862433
>people roast me
Kek, no chance
>lower intellect
No y'all are probably smarter than me, but this has nothing to do with intellect. You're so beta and cringeworthy, it's hilarious. You could be the smartest or dumbest motherfucker in the world but if you're older than 10 years old and you actually watch this pure autism cartoons, you're a fucking disaster
>site originates from anime
Y'all love this argument huh?
>>707862211
>sleep
I don't know what that is.
>>707862626
I'm new here.
>>707862626
The only reason I didn't off myself yet is because I don't want to have to have my parents bury me. Parents shouldn't have to do that because of a choice made by their child
I try to live without pain or happiness, sometimes it works, others it doesn't
>>707862647
You can literally melt over anything if you're tired enough. Hell, even a tree branch is cozy if you're tired enough.
>>707862354
What?
>>707862399
Hello Mask
>>707862626
Bong
>>707862647
I am offensive and find this from the KKK
>>707862626
WHAT!
You can't hide from me!
>>707862716
Hello
Hi guys.
>>707862626
Thanks m8. I desperately needed them after getting 0 the day before.
>>707862647
How's it going
>>707862647
>>707862840
>Fox chan
^-^
>>707862161
>Not using every possible tool to socialize with those with common interests
You sound like a forever alone neckbearded faggot
>>707862621
>makes 20 bucks an hour sitting on my ass fresh out of high school
Minimum wage
>4 months out of high school I bought my own place to live with my gf, which happens to be a trailer. I'm 18.
While you sit in your parents house in a dark bedroom cuddling a body pillow
>hard life
Sex every day, getting drunk on weekends, still have tons of friends, a 30 thousand dollar truck, and can buy anything I want or need
Kek
>>707862626
>>707862908
Go and do what must be done instead of here.
>>707862956
>you can never touch her vagoo
>>707862870
It's hard to kill convicts using only spit to kill them.
>>707862908
Hi!
>
>>707862956
Hello.
>>707862737
>no y'all
I think you're missing a few letters.
>autism for watching cartoons
Equivalent of saying you're a liberal for working.
>Y'all love this argument
I mean if you're just gonna say that in reply, fuck off the site or go fap to some granny tranny amputee porn. You're probably into that weird stuff.
>>707862958
I'm a fox now?
>>707863131
No, you're autistic for watching these cringey ass Asian cartoons.
>>707862737
Higurashi is not for 10 year olds, neither is Hellsing.
>>707862840
When I said "melting" I meant that I actually feel in pain and cannot stand up from the bed because I am too lazy. The position I am in is really painful and I probably need to go take a shower. I use the word "melting" in a really stupid way. Should've said "Totally dying" instead.
>>707862870
Find this I am and offensive KKK
>>707862956
Heyo
>>707862958
"Totally dying"
>>707863172
hi
>>707863189
It tagged the wrong person...hello
>>707862870
Fox chan
>>707862354
>what did he mean by this
>>707862716
hi c:
>>707861814
>>707862908
It was an accident, please don't get the belt daddy
>>707862956
Hello, I'm Karen. Please to meet you. Who are you?
>>707863051
Back! Back! Back to your den!
>>707862826
I understand that you care about your parents, but that shouldn't be your reason for living. I understand that it just is and you didn't really choose it, but try. Try to find something else to live for, something to work for or give you motivation, your entire life will turn around once you have a goal, something to work for that'll give you happiness.
What I'm saying is don't just exist, live.
>>707863172
Yo, sleep well?
>>707862958
Ye? Made up for the day where you got nothing?
What turned out to be the problem? Were they just not needing your work?
>>707863012
Damn anon, stop projecting so hard...
I know you have a hard time in life, but shit, no need to take it out here.
There's better places to do that, you could go and see an expert, he might be able to help you out.
Also, come on, you know that nothing of what you just said is true.
>>707863110
How are you? :)
>>707863298
I'm Alexis :) nice to meet ya!
>>707863307
It's all true. I posted a pic of my truck as well, kelly blue book that bitch it's a 2016 Toyota Tacoma sports edition.
>projecting
Where?
I know you're jealous of me because you're a mouth breathing Virgin but damn, this is becoming depressing
>>707863293
See you in the next life then
>>707863298
I changed my introduction a bit. Made it less formal.
>>707863394
You are chi not alexis
>>707862754
>>707863298
I still go to college, maybe something will come out of that that makes me want to live. Halfway done though and nothing yet.
>mfw people from the internet are my best friends
>>707863307
Wait I forgot to point out, you literally try to clown me saying I live in a trailer, then when I confirm that, you say I'm lying
Kek flawless logic my dude
>>707863430
You are seriously fucking pathetic.
>>707863467
Yeah cya.
>>707863430
Why would I be jealous of you anon?
I live a pretty good life and I don't need to come on 4chan in an anime thread to vent out my stress to anonymous people.
Unlike you.
>>707863298
>>what did he mean by this
It means it's hard to kill convicts using only spit as a weapon.
How're you doing?
>>707863330
I'm doing pretty good myself! Playing some Dead Rising currently. How about you?
>>707863585
>HURRR you live in a trailer, trailer trash inbred piece of shit
Yeah I live in a trailer, I bought it at 18 years old for me and my gf
>HURRR YOURE LYING!!! LIAR!!!
Fuck, my sides are done for.
>>707863110
What does it mean though
>>707863172
Privyet
>>707863293
KKK offensive and I am this find
>>707863296
>>707862958
How's it going famalam, getting sales and shit?
>>707863298
Bong
>>707863394
Alexis Texas?
>>707863238
You're only saying a point that I already questioned, and it doesn't really add anything. Spectacular effort. Really, pat yourself on the back.
>>707863293
Eucalyptus Oil always works.
>>707863296
Hello then
>can I still be a fox
>>707863710
Have fun being cringed at by normal adults for your childish interests.
>>707863701
It means that it is hard to kill convicts using only spit as your weapon.
>>707863701
offensive I this KKK find and am
>>707863661
>he says all bent out of shape.
Sounds like you need to vent. For your health
>>707863701
I got a double yesterday. Its my weekend now so I'm off till sunday.
>>707863825
Ill call you foxxy chan instead so there isn't confusion
>>707863394
That sounds like a pretty western name, is that your name or your waifu's?
>>707863467
Yeah? How'd it go like?
>>707863525
Yeah, I was in the same boat and I found a reason to live when I started college.
Don't you want a big house or the usual garbo? What do you feel like would make you happy? Just name it, anything, go.
Let's pretend I'm a genie that can grant any wish, what would you ask me for?
@707863701
(You)
>>707863964
Best Overwaifu.
>>707863700
I didn't say anything about a trailer you self-conscious hick.
>>707863467
Oh yeah, oops!
>>707863696
Just woke up from a nap and ate lunch. :)
>>707863701
Lol, no not the pornstar.
>>707863662
Don't use my own files on me.
>>707863997
Being independent in a minimalist apartment with a generally quiet roommate for occasional discussion.
I just want to move out more than anything
Damn y'all got killed in that argument when you realized how fucking retarded and autistic you are. Enough damage control or are y'all still gonna accuse me of something, then when I confirm it, you call me a liar, effectively making yourself a liar?
>>707863825
Rem makes a pretty cute fox
>>707863870
Why does this need to be said though
>>707863876
I KKK offensive find this am I
>>707863923
Three day weekends are nice, gud job on the double man
>>707863964
OI YA CUNT
>>707863997
BONG
>>707863997
Mine. You were probably asking for her name though. Its Chi. :)
>>707864205
She makes a (in my opinion) better Catgirl.
>>707864236
I remember reading the first volume of Chobits. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
>>707863997
"Hey how you doing. My name is anon and i work with HND. We are doing some work in the neighborhood so we thought we'd just check with homeowners to see if they need any assistance or information on any home improvement projects while we're nearby."
>>707864107
>>707864236
Chi is a cute...but you can never touch her sacred place.
>>707864205
I only get 2 days. My weekend is friday/saturday.
>>707864236
Wait... youre a grill?
>>707864205
I will stop here.
>>707864205
Just to let people know.
>>707864114
Oh yea? What are you going to do about it?
>>707864181
Anon, I am mortified by your intelligence or lack thereof.
Here I am
>>707864107
Aww
>>707864181
"meme"
>>707864236
Is that pronounced Ch-eye or Chee
>>707864376
Catgirls a shit
>>707864381
That's weird
>>707864403
Fine
>>707864461
But why would you know that
>>707864589
kek
>>707864589
kek
>>707864631
>cat girls a shit
Dat irony doe
>>707864631
Because I used spit to kill convicts.
>>707864661
>>707864682
>>707864589
Samefag, the threads gonna 404 after maybe 5 replies because, like you and everything you create, is unwanted and unpopular.
>>707864822
Your bitch looks like the Joker
>>707864725
How is that ironic
>>707864747
How?
>>707864181
Here is how your "arguments" go
You call someone a disgusting virgin neckbeard.
You then proceed to ignore everything they say or call it "damage control" while bragging about how good your life is while avatarfagging.
When they get bored of you repeating the same shit over and over again and stop replying you've won xd
Please consider hanging yourself from the nearest tree
>>707864822
>5 posts
>5 IP's
>>707864907
Uh, with my mouth I guess. And salivary glands.
>>707864822
That sounds like damage control to me
Replies will take longer, going to watch a movie.
>>707863696
Kek, doing fine. Why would you ask a question like that? What brought it up?
>>707864159
I'm a fucking genie, is that ALL you want? Are you completely sure?
>>707864236
How did you find this thread? Nice to meet you anyway.
>>707864205
What?
>>707864381
Ah that does seem pretty friendly, I'd hire you, yo.
>>707865073
Yes. I'm a simple person with simple desires
>>707864631
I agree but it means i get fridays off so if i need to do something places are open.
>>707864376
Why is my first thought on anything cute is how much degrading sex i can have with it to corrupt it...
>>707864907
Cat girls arent shit
>>707864181
Your gf used to be a bf
>>707865073
Id give you full service if ya know what i mean wink wink nudge nudge
>>707864955
but dude virgins lmao
but dude damage control lmao
>>707865073
>why would I ask a question like that?
Because I wanted to know how you were doing.
>>707864955
What in the name of autism is avatarfagging? Is that what you insecure virgins call showing your fucking face? Goodness fucking gracious
>>707865157
Virgin detected
>>707864631
D:
>>707865149
Because they're really cute. And cuddly. And warm. And possibly tight.
>>707865195
avatarfagging is when you use a avatar to identify yourself
In this case its your face
How about responding to something else i said instead of damage controlling?
>>707865073
I browse /b/ and I got curious so I decided to pop in. :)
>>707864631
Like Chee!
>>707864381
I know, she'll turn off if I do.
>>707864376
Its wonderful! I like the show too.
>>707865317
Right which is everything a woman should be but my intentions are to destroy all of that...and make her not that any more.
>>707865195
avatarfagging is posting the same pics as a means of identification, most of the time without having any relevance to the actual thread and not having any need for it.
>>707865224
dude virgins lmao
>>707865073
You're a Bong
>>707865149
99% of places are closed Sundays only, if that.
Cat girls are alright I guess, if you're into settling.
Also,
>Why is my first thought on anything cute is how much degrading sex i can have with it to corrupt it
>>>707865404
I'm calling you Cheese then.
>>707865317
:D
>>707865404
>you still didnt answer my question "alexis"
>>707865463
You know when you say that, your proving to everyone else that you're butthurt about it because you're insecure about your everlasting virginity, right?
>>707865483
Cheese? I dont get it
>>707865483
>>707865149
That meme arrow was meant to signify that the pic is MFW
>>707865184
Kek kek, I meant the spit thingy,
>>707865149
I'd rather skip the service and fuck your ass instead.
^-^
>>707865131
Then work towards it, it won't be a hard goal to achieve, I don't think.
You can do it, you're smart, at the very least. You can work towards it, dess.
>>707865483
Ok.
>>707865404
Well, nice to meet you then! Hope you enjoy your time here.
>>707865559
404, answer not found?
>>707865584
dude damage control lmao
Also I'm pretty sure you know what I am posting this for and it's not that
>>707865708
So you arent a woman?
>>707865701
Wait i think we've had this convo before and we are both power tops....
>>707865758
Virginity confirmed
>>707865404
I honestly wasn't expecting the fact you turn her on by turning her on.
>it was cute but a bit stupid
>I wouldn't take it any other way
>>707865440
Might as well go to a sex slave trade.
>>707865483
:(
>>707865765
Considering I'm not the Chii poster, no. I never claimed to be
he didn't respond
looks like i won my argument lmao
this thread is sad....
>>707865880
Sorry I was cleaning the cum off my body pillow, I'm gonna respond after this episode of Autistic Japanese Cartoon With poorly drawn little girls.
>>707865475
TRIGGERED
>>707865661
Chi is pronounced Chee, so I think Cheese is a funny nickname
>>707865701
Can you vocaroo yourself yelling ALLAHU AKBAR
>>707865858
:)
>>707865914
So?
>>707865877
Well chi claimed to be alexis so that is who the question was for.
>>707865823
I'm a switch.
>>707862956
>alexis
Where are you from?
>>707865839
dude, 72 virgins lmao
>158 posts
>36 posters
ISHYGGDT
>>707865914
All of these threads are sad. They are populated by kissless virgins who watch Japanese cartoons.
>>707865993
Oh i thought you were calling me cheese. Carry on
>>707866099
>Tfw married to a hot weeaboo girl i met at anime expo.
Get rekt faggot
>>707866030
...in that case
>:)
>>707866160
Who dis
>>707866163
She looks like a Resident Evil boss
>>707866256
You're dumb
>>707866256
Yeah, share more of your autistic fantasies with us. 100 bucks says it's a body pillow you picked up at one of these cringe festivals
>>707865701
I don't think I'm particularly smart, but I will keep trying to work towards it. Whether it ends up making me happy or not is another matter
>>707866363
You owe me 100 bucks
>>707866362
>You're dumber
>>707865701
Just an observation I made while playing Dead Rising. I'm doing a run where I can only use my spit to kill enemies, and convicts were enemies.
So are y'all saving your virginities for a big eyed- no nose poorly drawn 11 year old cartoon character?
Grown men pretending to be cartoon characters talking to other grown men
>>707861547
Yeah you're always here bitch
>>707866989
thats the most pathetic thing about these threads
role playing sweaty adult men
>>707865483
Awh! 'Kay that's pretty cute.
>>707865701
Thanks so much!
>>707865559
I am a woman.
>>707865858
She's cute, nonetheless!
>>707866033
I'm from Connecticut..
>>707866989
>grown men complaining on a japanese image board about other men being on the same image board
How life as a lonely fat fuck going?
>>707866030
I'm a lover
>>707867139
You just singlehandedly rekt all the shit posters. Still gonna need a timestamp as proof.
Fucking sweaty mouth breathing virgins having autistic anime role play.
>>707867139
>Connecticut
Awwh, I was hoping otherwise, but what can you do?
Your name sounds greek
>>707866665
>>707866937
>>707867252
Anthony Burch here, just stopping by to say I'm glad I'm not this guy..
I still don't get why outsiders still consider this a roleplay thread. If they could read properly, they would know that roleplaying in this thread is looked down upon, and it happens rarely.
And if making a logical statement means said statement is damage control, so be it.
>>707867443
Defending your cringey interests.
Damage:
Uncontrolled ( )
Controlled (x)
>>707867246
Uh happy
>>707867879
Eww a dyke
>>707867879
Need the year just to be safe. Normally tits too but you werent vying for any attention
>>707866256
Woah there, this stays out of thread fam.
>>707866362
Guess.
>>707866600
Kek, spit is a weapon? That's pretty rad.
>>707867197
Not a fighter?
>>707866418
Well, that sounds alright, honestly. Don't off yourself till you've tried it all, I guess!
>>707867819
Yeah
>>707866989
>pretending to be cartoon characters
Except no one here does
remove that and you have
"Grown men talking to other grown men"
Which is accurate to what this thread is
>>707867970
I'm not a dyke, lol. I don't feel welcome posting here. I'm out
Holy shit. I went away for like 10 min and the thread is filled with people that should not be here. wtf.
>>707868000
Except you and your trips. You stay.
>>707868000
Trips tell me I have to try it I guess. I'll live stream for you guys if I do
>>707868034
There are a few underage posters no doubt and apparently a couple females.
>>707868129
I'd just ignore the shitposters. Bye
>>707868129
Nobody is welcome here.
>>707867358
same :^)
btw since you and i share a name i see it right as asking you for an avatar for me to use on steam. i need to change mine
>>707868129
It's just new poster hazing. You aren't the only female poster here.
Pretty sure the Nico claimer is female.
>>707868129
Bye! Have a nice day.
>>707868185
Call out whoever you don't want in here directly, otherwise you might give the wrong idea, dess.
>>707868214
Neato, what would be the method of suicide?
>>707867993
Damn. Happy?
>>707868306
Don't know yet. Tried noose before and it didn't work out though
>>707868000
I'm a child
I'm a mother
>>707868334
Holy boobs
>>707868334
>I'm out
you attention whore.
>>707868306
True.
>>707868334
Well welcome to /waifu/ I guess. You are the robotgirl poster am I correct?
>>707867879
>>707868334
>septum piercing
I don't approve. Would probably be cuter without.
>>707868445
Lol guess so. Ah well.
>>707868523
Yes I am.
>>707868000
It is. And I'm using a drink that makes the spit actually do damage.
>>707868261
Hmm, that's a strange thing to ask.
I guess I'd say this, but I'm a meme-man whose opinion should not be given any attention to
>>707868610
Oh nice ^w^. I am the literal meme. Nice to meet you.
AHAHA! IT SEEMS WASTING MY TIME WATCHING A SILLY CARTOON; DID LET ME OUT ON SOME MAJOR FUN YOU GUYS WERE HAVING
>>707868755
that'll work. thanks.
>>707868788
Your husbando/waifu is a triangle.
>>707868788
I missed you btw Mr. Cipher
>>707868781
Nice to meet you too!!
>>707868916
l-lewd b-baka...
>>707868000
Nothing is out of the thread tbh
>>707868334
Very much so. Welcome to waifu.
>cute
>>707869036
Thanks so much. :)
>>707868855
>awoos the ruga-chan
>>707863293
>>707863701
how are you?
>>707863298
not really, but better than nothing
>>707868881
WELL, AREN'T YOU A SMART ONE?
>>707868885
AHAHAHA! I MISSED YOU TOO RANDOM ANONYMOUS POSTER!
ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET YET. HAS THERE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE TAKING ON MY IDENTITY?
>>707868372
Try something funny
Like glueing your hands to your head and attaching a razorsharp wire to your neck and jumping.
Then it'll look like you tore your head off with your hands, kek.
>>707868632
Woah, Dead Rising? 3? Or which? On PC?
>>707868855
Okay cunt, don't watch with us then.
>>707869285
>Cipher
Nice, very nice.
>>707869285
I believe we last spoke 8months or so ago. Nobody is as good as you, no mistaking it.
>>707869290
That does sound rather humorous. I intend to be buried like a viking. On a raft that becomes a pyre. Fuck being buried
>>707869135
No prob. We need more women who aren't attention whores to post tbh.
>>707869456
Usually even when I tell people I'm a woman, I'm automatically called an attention whore. I guess because.. A lot of women can be and it's just assumed.
>>707867139
She is, and even more cute when she unknowingly did sexual positions
>>707868334
8/10
>>707869596
It's because a lot of women are...but that leads to those few who arent being called out. It's the law of averages. Curiously how old are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c
Youtube recommends strange things
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