Can femanons of this board please comment and tell me what's so wrong about how I look? I know there's a problem.... Because irl I never could gain a date and on here, for years now, I ONLY get pass in the smash(fuck) or pass(not) threads... I am 24.. Not here to complain, but I seriously just want to straight up know why I'm ugly
>>707858254
Yes
>>707858254
get a haircut giganigga.
Start working out as well.
be rich.
>>707858254
Well you have soulless serial killer eyes For one. You have no chest and your chest hair is lycanthropic. Lastly your hair cut sucks. My advice would be to grow a beard, get a fuckboy haircut and maybe throw in some glasses.
>>707858254
You look like you have an extra chromosome
Try shaving your mustache goatee thing and clear up your complexion
>>707858364
Those are shallow as fuck qualities.
I'm mot fat.. I'm not all bones... With a normal face that should be fine
>>707858254
You are not. You look like a cool, intelligent, chill friend.
My advice: Use a hair comb and eat healthy. Also, post pics of your clothes. I don't think you are going outside topless, right?
>>707858470
I can't do much with my hair because cowlicks and I have 20/20 vision.... So I'm just ugly? Is that why you suggested glasses?
>>707858605
You are not ugly. Post more pics, maybe it's just an ugly picture.
>>707858563
I am cool and intelligent but still infant help but definitely feel unattractive because people online on soc would say I'm fuckable if I was... I see I do worse than literally most guys(who aren't even models)
>>707858254
looks play a big part but not all of it. you gotta have a personality. I know a dude whos face is worse than 1945 Hiroshima, doesnt have any spare money but manages to have a healthy dating history.
You look fine just quit being a fucking pussy
>>707858254
You look straight-up depressed as all fuck in the face. It's not that you're ugly or not, it's that your face reads like a book and says "I'm miserable, lonely, and not happy"
Who the fuck would want to spend time with or talk romantically with someone like that? You gotta go out and be happy with yourself and other shit with your face screwed up like that you'd barely get a pity fuck from a 40 year old bar hag.
>>707858254
you're not ugly.
Post your dick
>>707858540
explains the virgin.
Alright faggot, stay deplorable.
You're perfectly fine. Go to a good barber that can do something with your hair. Shave. Wear good clothes. You're a good looking guy.
>>707858955
It's plain
>>707858254
Alien face and cuck hold demeanor.
>>707858254
you've got beady little rat eyes, your chest hair is creepy as fuck, and your shower looks like shit.
Pass
>>707858778
>pics of your clothes
1. Learn to love yourself.
Concentrate on your good sides and try to forget the bad ones
2. Use a comb
3. Post pics of your clothes so we can rate them. Sometimes people ruin themselves just by wearing the wrong things.
4. Be more dominant
>>707859084
cum?
got a movie of you cumming?
My pussy is wet as fuck.
>>707859084
I think the word you were looking for is "tiny"
>>707859220
I do not think it's my clothes... Besides, if I looked good, clothes wouldn't matter.
I can't neglect the fact that looks play a role in these things.
>>707859161
damn, girls judging guys by what their showerhead looks like now? it's not enough to just stay washed and smelling good?
i'm off to eat a bullet, i don't understand this world anymore
>>707858254
Fuck off Brandon we thought u were dead
>>707859300
;(
>>707859237
Can you just Kik me?
>>707859220
>>707858778
OP, do you have kik or something? I think this thread dies
>>707858254
Not again Brandon. Didn't get enough attention on soc? You've gotten plenty of advice but refuse to take it. I'm a femanon and for the record, I find you attractive enough but your personality is what's probably repeling all the women.
>in b4 tits or gtfo
>>707858778
hi Brandon, long time no see
>>707859430
I don't have kik
>>707858254
Shave your nipples
>>707859470
soc made me worse... I post on and off a lot and every time, it's always new people rating me as UNattractive and I just want help
>>707859468
Its killab93
>>707859379
clothes aren't EVERYTHING, but they're definitely important as fuck.
you can put the most alpha guy in a fucking ribbed cardigan and he's still going to look like a faggot loser
a decent wardrobe shows that you care about yourself, you like yourself enough to dress halfway decently and it shows your maturity level before you even open your mouth.
If you're 25 years old and still wearing some high-school tier graphic t-shirts or fruit-loop looking socks you need to step your game up.
You're a man, dress like a man. You don't have to be shallow about it, but it's an easy thing to use to your advantage since you're dead set on going on the hunt for pussy.
>>707859470
This. For real. Be more confident. And if you lack confidence, go fuck a hooker or something. Find some slut that will fuck anything with leg. Honestly this shit isn't that hard. But if you want a girl as a companion,someone you wanna (ick) fall in love with, don't go looking. Let her find you. You have all the potential. Just stop being a fucking puss. Seriously, there's two bitches in here talking about their slutty wet clams just at the sight of your cock. Goddamn you fuck oblivious fucking jerkdick.
Your face is weird. Hard to tell what's wrong tho, i think it's the nose.
You are pretty average tho. Id say you are a 6, sooner or later you will find someone to date
>>707859084
come on, post a video
>>707858908
This, a million times this. You're not ugly, actually I think attractive enough to date, you just look like you hate yourself, and I'd be willing to bet that shows in your personality. If you can work on that, you'll have better luck. You might want to trim your chest hair some, son, that shit is not attractive. Getting fit wouldn't hurt, but you're attractive enough as is.
>>707859598
Please don't take anything posted on any board on 4chan as indicative of anything but the opinions of other sad, lonely 4channers. It's not real life. Basing your self worth on what people on 4chan think is emotional masochism. Breaks my heart when I see people fall into that shit.
>>707860085
Fuck your feelings
>>707860173
STOP #TRIGGERING ME!!!!!
I'm uglier then you and I get girls, it's not your looks bro.
>>707860258
I'll rape your dad
>>707860023
You're a girl ? And clearly I won't I tried tinder for 3 years with no matches.... Obviously a weird face isn't a good place
I wish I looked normal.... So much... I'm smart and nice and I would be the perfect bf :(
I want to end my life. I'm tired of being an inferior man..with a weird,stupid face
>>707858254
Weren't you supposed to fight some dude? He was going to help you but you pissed him off.
>>707860347
Kill yourself. On cam. Post it. My suggestion: set yourself on fire. That's metal as fuck
>>707860085
It's all the comments over the years about my eyes being weird and my nose...
Comments like >>707860023
I fucking HATE it and I hate myself for not being good enough to be told I look fine
>>707860451
You don't look fine. You look like a mongoloid.
>>707860347
you cant be fuckin serious lmao. your a gigantic pussy.
>>707860173
I'm with this guy. Stop being so fucking needy
Also, there are no girls on 4chang. You are being rated by sweaty european dudes and unemployed homos
>>707860451
I'm kinda ugly and I get girls, maybe it's your shit personality? Idk
>>707860531
I'm serious
>>707860529
I realize now
>>707860558
And even those people think I look bad. It really proves my concerns.
>>707860589
Maybe you're less ugly than I am
>>707860597
Dude. You'll always be a mongoloid with your depressing stupid demeanor. Have some fucking self respect. Don't let me talk shut about you! Fuck!
>>707860675
Nah, you look good, your like a 7/10, I'm like a 6/10 maybe, but I got bitches soooooo yeah.
>>707860597
Your mother gave birth to you, and I garuntee you,you were the most beautiful thing she ever saw. You me life has value, stop being a whiny little bitch
>>707860697
Trust me when I say I never cared what I looked like for a number of years and it made absolutely no difference. I recognize my looks are offputting.. I just want to change them so much so I can be accepted.
>>707860845
...yet no anon thinks I look nice...
>>707860850
The girls YOU want don't give a shit about what you look like. They only care if you have confidence.
>>707860816
>>707860816
Then I can't understand why I can't even get a tinder match
I thought Brandon posting was dead.
It should be.
>>707860940
I've seen many girls comment that looks still matter to an extent. It's not ONLY confidence, you know.
>>707860898
That's because anons are a bunch of degenerate sociopathic fucks
>>707861031
I know, Im degenerate and a sociopath
your human looking enough to bang hot girls, u just dont have money, talent or muscles. what part of you should a girl like ?
>>707858254
Dude... You have a problem. STOP posting threads like this here, it's just going to be worse later in life when you see memes of yourself everywhere.
>>707860956
Maybe try getting girls in real life, like me, it works pretty well,
>>707859237
>pussy
Bitch you know rules
>tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>707858254
do you want real advice or do you want to be a whiney bitch and complain about how no one thinks you're pretty? I can guaran-fucking-tee you're not going to pick up any hetero girls with your woe-is-me attitude because women want a guy with at least an ounce of confidence they can have fun with, they're not looking for some angsty bitch they have to lower themselves to. They want someone complimentary who actually improves their daily life, not someone who's a fucking burden they have to reassure every 3 seconds.
>>707861240
If I ever could get a date they'd see I'm not even as you describe.
>>707860645
Here's how you bounce back, asshole
1. Stop Whining
2. STOP FUCKING WHINING
3. Whoever said to get a fuckboi haircut and glasses is on to something. Pick a clique like hipsters or punks or some shit where you can have weird fucking hair and glasses. That will help to mask whatever the fuck it is you're crying about
4. Fuck some ratchet hipster chick that doesn't shave. You've got no where to go but up after that, plus you got laid.
5. Keep fucking progressively less gross bitches until you get a decent one
6. Repeat and keep doing weird shit with your beard, hair and jewelry until you are the hipster king
7. Fuck a nasty bitch every now and then to remind you where you came from and how far you made it
>>707861240
>this
>>707858254
Because of your doubts.
It is more attractive if you are more selfassured.
His hair is fine, wtf.
>>707861379
Totally used to be till validated many times as not fuckable
>>707858254
Stop fucking posting these threads. Youre ugly and creepy. Get over it.
you recognize the fact that you're not a 10/10 in the looks department, so why the fuck would you abandon real life interaction and think you have better chances ONLINE where women don't even have an opportunity to see/hear/experience your personality and energy before they make a decision? It's 100 times more shallow because all anyone can do when judging people online is be shallow as fuck and they (or any normal person) is going to pass on anyone who's not a 10/10 just out of habit alone.
You're shooting yourself in the fucking foot with your strategy and then wondering why your toes hurt. Get fucking real.
>>707860347
Dude. i just wanna smoke a bowl with you. theres so much to say. you need to be confident.
specifically physically? you dont even need a haircut, brush and use products on your hair. keep shaved, and fucking smile bro.
youll need an alpha based wardrobe as well. confidence goes along way. i know you cant summon that shit up. you'll be alright brother.
>>707861536
I can't stop or get over it :(
>>707861508
I don't get it either..
>>707858254
because you are creepy and not cool.
>>707861360
Ffs you sound pathetic...You have 3 options
>stop being pussy
>be trap, gay or other even more pathetic life form
>kys
It's your choice
>>707861583
So everybody online will ONLY hypothetically fuck a 10, and nothing less?
>>707860645
those people are trolls dumdum
>>707861514
You shouldnt care so much about what 4chan says.
I probably also wouldnt be fuckable.
But somewhere theres someone for you.
Its all about how you represent yourself.
>>707858254
physically, there's nothing wrong with you, but something about your demeanor, your posture and your gestures gives off a creepy, autistic vibe.
>>707861705
That's an inaccurate judgement
>>707861374
this guys on to something
>>707860347
Im a girl. I've slept with over 56 guys and 7 girls. I've had numerous bfs. Im 26 years old.
Like i said you arent gorgeous but i cant' call you ugly either. I dont think you are aware of how "normal" people look, they look like you.
You'll find someone, trust me. Heck, i'd fuck you even tho i'd never call you again after
>>707861918
>/b/vibe
>>707861152
>>707858254
Too late. Ya dun goofed asshole
>>707862114
Well why am I not attractive at all? I don't want a girl who would only fuck e if I was desperate.... Why am I not a 7/10 handsome guy??
>>707861807
I didn't say hypothetically ONLY fuck a 10, but use your goddamn brain man. You think it's tough to pick up a girl at a starbucks or at the pub? If that's too hard for you, why in the holy FUCK would think doing it online would be any easier where any girl (hot or not) has 30,000+ other options at her fucking fingertips to choose from? You're going from competing with 5-10 people in your immediate area to 10,000 times that and yes, when the odds are THAT far out of your favor, a girl doesn't give a fuck how "sensitive, kind, "good guy" you are she's going to choose the 500 chads in better shape with a six pack and bigger dick every time. Like, are you really that fucking stupid to not realize that, man? Would you pick the one 3/10 girl with no ass, tits and manic-depression when you have your inbox filled with 1,000 messages from more confident, more well-put-together, happier girls with great tits and ass? It's like you're not even thinking at all about this shit.
>>707862114
It weirds me out when someone keep so detailed statistic on sex life
>>707861374
/thread
>>707858605
No you depressing Fuck. You have rapist eyes and glasses will detract from that.and cowlicks dont matter if you shave the sides of your head. Also your attitude sucks get confident. If you don't have any fake it until you make it. It will literally come with time. Hit up the gym btw It will help
>>707862286
You don't have to be 10/10 to be found attractive and sexually appealing.. I want to lol good that's all
>>707862286
Because of genetics. Have you thought about seeing a plastic surgeon?
>>707858254
Be glad you arent black like myself
Like oh so many people have said:
Get off the interweave! Go to the park, down thebstreet, to the library..Real Life. Talk to someone...with your voice. Say words. Let them say words to you...interact physically with other people.
That's how you could make an effect with women if you are not a 10/10 in the looks department. You cannot do this over the internet...there's hardly any way to express your personality and your confidence through text based communication methods.
This is some weird shit /b/. Par.
>>707862480
bitch, that shirt looks like something a goddamn 12 year old would wear and are those SPIKED brass knuckles? just stay in your basement faggot, your pale ass is just looking for someone to hand-hold you and no self-respectable adult wants to waste time doing that shit. go play with some fucking swords or something and stop looking for some kind of weird compliments in the worst possible place. I thought you were asking for legit advice but you just want somebody to tell you it'll all be okay or some shit. gtfo
>>707858254
The new fagotry in this thread is overwhelming
>>707858254
Holy fuck Brandon, haven't see you here in a while.
How life is going to you ugly fuck face?
>>707858254
You have no muscles, and shitty body hair. If you were fully hairy it wouldn't be a ,problem but you have shitty trailer trash body hair.
Workout and shave.
>>707862286
you're unattractive because you're beta as fuck, if you had taken the same picture with a bit of confidence you might have been a 7/10. Looks are important but confidence is even moreso beta fuck
>>707863082
This
See dude? You're totally fuckable as a hipster. The ironic tatoos and tie really sell it IMHO
>>707859405
Should have been the first post.
Everyone above this post is a newfriend.
>>707858254
You're not ugly you're fabulous it's because those sluts don't know who they really love. You should kill every girl who has rejected you anon, they are not worthy of life.
>>707858254
Hello! Long time no see
>>707858254
Wide-set eyes, wide nose, weak chin.
I won't even go into your haircut (or utter lack thereof) or your chimo facial hair.
>>707858254
ONCE AND FOR ALL. It is obvious that your problem is your personality. You are cute.
But you do not listen to anyone. If you read your answers from an outside perspective, you would see how your personality is a problem.
>>707864220
also, your palms are sweaty, knees are weak, arms are heavy. I think there's vomit on his sweater too
>>707862806
Man, you look like a nigger. Get vitiligo or GTFO.
>>707858254
ask /soc/ they are experts in this topic
>>707858254
You look ok but you also look like the kid in highschool who had a lisp and an liked family guy way too much.
Face is kind of feminine, needs a beard. You're skinny too. Lift weights. Lastly, get a better haircut.
Those things will give you confidence, the real way to a woman's heart (and vagina).
>>707858778
>I am cool and intelligent
>>707864544
Kek
>>707860347
Ok now I see why no one likes you.
My vagina dried up so fast I swear I heard it made a sound.
Brandon, your face looks like a baboon's ass that'd been splashed with acid. Your penis is tiny. Like, comically so. It is miniature. Liliputian. Of well below average size. You are not well-endowed. If dicks were candy, your dick would be what people give out to kids on Halloween.
Please kill yourself. I assure you, no one will miss you.
How do I look?
>>707865126
ITT: newfags who dont know brandon
Me?
>>707862806
Do you at least have a big nigger dick?
>>707866233
You don't look bad. Not sure what gender you are, but hey.
>>707866365
he posted it already. Shit looks like a tic tac
>>707866904
:( to soon to bad its so small it cant be seen in this thread
>>707859660
Wu-Tang
>>707866841
im a boy
>>707858254
fake and gay
0/10
>>707861113
>self-diagnosed sociopath
>>707867655
>>707867655
Dick or get the fuck out.
your amigdala is broken thats why your face looks so unnatural nigga
>>707858254
kid, suit photo plz, It will look like a man
>>707868205
hey thats pretty gay :^)
>>707868149
HAHAHA everyone get in here. Brandon made a thread about sandnigger
>>707868443
Nooo, really?
>>707864462
Do I see moms spaghetti?
>>707865578
generic
>>707869301
nah, boyfriends semen vomit
>>707866904
Fucking lame.
>>707867321
Literally that was your only worth filthy nigger and you fail that one
holy shit are you new fags actually autistic? this guys trolling, thats not really him. go fucking drink bleach, all of you
>>707869595
How about now?
>>707860347
>I would be the perfect bf
Yeah because all the girls are looking for a camwhore with a drug addiction. It's the new "in" thing.
>>707868603
Yeah, there was supposed to be a big fight recorded for World Star. Never came through.
>>707870691
Jewish/10
>>707872500
I see, I see. How about now?
>>707858778
shave jesus
>>707873178
Far worse, old one was actually good
can you put two fingers in your ass and smile for me?
Fem here.
You could start off by maybe getting another haircut. It's not that suiting for you. I'd also recommend shaving your beard and all, you look way older with it.
Also, have you ever thought that maybe it's your personality? I mean you ARE a /b/ user, so I'm not surprised you have problems with women, but you're not as bad looking as you might think you are. If you have no confidence, it TOTALLY shows, and it's a huge turn off.
>>707858254
I see nothing weird about you besides your dead inside...weird souless eyes, i guess that can creep women out if you always look like that, but you know, thats something you can actually work on
Your eyes are weird, you look kinda chinky. Also you look normal, you wont get women just off your looks but i dont think it will be reason for instant rejection too, you are just autist or have shit personality
>>707873595
I don't dislike having a buzz cut, but I'd really miss having long hair. It's soft and tuggable, and it makes me more friendly-looking.
>>707858254
Daniel?
>>707858254
Oh god. This fag is back.
>>707875283
>>707875478
Head over to >>707868149
>>707866233
I'd neck you with a rope. Jussayin.
the most important reason: crying like a bitch you won't get anything
>>707876457
Yeah, he didn't even give a dick pic.
>>707858254
Not ugly. You need:
(1) to shave, including sideburns
(2) cut and/or style your hair
(3) put a decent shirt on, not something dopey
(4) smile
You'll be alright.
>>707877533
Mind critiquing me too?
