Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707840399
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707852164
I did get food.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
doot
>mfw his height starts with 5'
8gag refugees should drop Cupcake and leave.
claimed
Best type moon claimed.
>>707852399
Wew lad I'm just 6'1
>>707852226
I just came back from work though
>>707852478
ceiling
>>707852226
Lewd.
I like it though.
I doubt Ill sleep tonight.
>>707851473 (Rory)
That's rough my dude
How long is your shift?
>>707851344 (Chara)
Aw man, I really liked that show. So well done on every level. I applaud them for not continuing the show past its prime but I still wish that there were more than 2 seasons. I think it's one of the best western cartoons to come out in quite some time.
>>707851296 (Shiro)
Ah, nice. I hope you have fun watching the games! I'm supposed to go help my mom move some things at her office to accommodate for a few new staff members in her department and I might go have dinner with some friends, but that's about all I've got going on this weekend.
>>707852478
look up
>>707852597
Wanna fuck?
>>707852450
At least they didn't come here yet to tell us that they proudly fuck dogs but lolicons are pedophiles in denial.
>>707852548
it's 9am
>>707852489
I'm 5'3''
>>707852279
>>707852356
Not gonna lie, these are funny as fuck
>>707852335
What did you get?
>>707852399
>Mfw your dick starts with 2"
>>707851344
she's a scorpio demon. manipulative type. looks at you like she just murdered your puppy with a pancake and is very proud of it. in fact she probably really murders puppies for fun.
also claim
Anyone know what kind of spider this is? It's a pretty shade of green.
-Mavis
No one had claimed Tomoko!?
>>707852636
>you claimed homura
>>707852580
6.5 hours. Shouldnt be too busy though.
>>707852636
I remember that guy. Something about dogs being more pure in their love.
>>707852669
>what are timezones
Its 3am here.
>>707852703
Name him Templeton and keep him around.
>>707852676
it's 4 inches, I have measured it
>>707852718
why would they want to?
>>707852676
>>707852356
Saved.
Claim.
>>707852778
Can I spank your jew nose with my 7 incher?
>>707852676
>>707852788
カラミチーマス
Tfw good connection now
>>707852874
>>707852852
spank me with whatever you want :3
>>707852703
uh that's not a spider...
>>707852874
Saving this one.
>>707852942
I still got bad connection.
It's really fucking cold right now
>>707852778
Post a pic
>>707852703
Its a Dingledonger
>>707852942
>TFW bad connection
>>707852954
>>707853065
>>707852580
I'm sure I will enjoy the games.
>>707852676
Pepperoni pizza. Put some hot sauce on it.
>>707853122
But that's the best, cold is comfy.
>>707853122
It's fucking spring and we get freezing weather. Gotta love Australia.
Hello!
>>707853176
>>707853176
so true
>>707853233
Cold is awful
>>707853292
Rabb.it/shino83
GG guys
>>707853123
I'm sure you've seen it, it gets posted a lot
I've posted my dick twice but people never post the 2nd one smh
>>707853292
*throws you off a bridge*
>>707853332
Pleb taste in weather.
>>707853292
wanna watch some anime?
>>707853345
uh
>>707853443
I"m just always cold
Well i guess she's mine then
>>707852753
Yea and?
>>707852768
Jesus. I understand it's just two different depravities but I think it's really funny that they actually fuck dogs and think attraction to 2D lolis is bad.
>more pure in their love
It's totally not Stockholm syndrome.
>>707852778
/waifu/
22MAYMAY
>>707853444
Check'd
I found this on the net: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11R8h89OYfQ
I don't know what this is. Help me.
>>707853526
back when waifu was good
>>707853505
why so mad?
>>707853475
Drink some tea then.
>>707853644
I do on occasion. I don't like drinking anything other than water too often
>>707853628
You think mine is bad?
>>707853655
Welcome back.
>>707853526
everyone knows yuri love is purest
>>707853628
nice feet
>>707853526
Dogs as a general rule are bred to be more friendly to humans. If thats how hes conditioned them then that was his bed. Hopefully they break it at some point and get to gnawing in soft, blood engorged flesh.
>>707853292
Hi.
>>707853551
kek thanks for this
>>707853655
check this out ^
>>707852238
>>707853628
Why don't you make a new one to bring back the good ol times?
>>707853754
So pure it's forbidden.
>>707853752
that's not a waifu
>>707853769
thanks
>>707853833
look up
>>707853526
I want nurse Mikura to nurse me back to health
>>707853769
Been a while since someone posted my shitty handwriting.
>>707852718
The spirit of Arby's lives on
>>707853292
Shinobu! What is up man
>>707853890
It is now.
>>707853909
i occasionally post it
>>707853874
Still best love to be. Shoujo-ai is too good.
>>707853874
I've been trying! I can't cum standing and when I lay down I miss
came twice with my figure and missed it ;-;
>>707853940
I don't feel good
>>707853224
Fucking gross dude, get something better.
>>707853292
Hey Not Empi
>>707853369
I dont remember it
>>707854331
what do you have against pizza?
>>707853907
She will cure your depression with a direct injection of memes.
>>707853814
>>707854263
wew
>>707853752
Thank you, I don't think I've seen you around before. How are you?
10/10 video
>>707853833
>
How's your day going so far?
>>707854415
Inject them into me right now
>mfw these threads
>>707854464
I am the new C.C. (not anymore), you have seen me around. I am good. I hope you too.
>>707854331
No.
>>707854545
Yay one less nigger in the world!
>>707853909
>Shitty
Die ficken?
>>707854387
Pizza is good, pepperoni is not.Neither is hot sauce.
Post dick
>>707854590
Soduku.
These threads make me feel so good about myself kek
>>707854415
That's quite the injection you'll need to administer
>>707854669
No.
>>707854710
i want to cream u bby
>>707854464
as you know i had the day off so i have just been gaming all day
i found out i missed a huge sum of money from the government but its not a big deal
how did you sleep?
>>707854619
I bet you're a fat white kid who would never say that to a black persons face lmao. You can't fight and all the kids at your school probably cringe at you
>>707854669
Sorry I don't speak spanish.
It is shitty.
>>707854669
what's your favorite type of pizza?
someone post my dick i dont have it
>>707854415
I, uh, think I need a physical...
>>707854850
I punched a black kid once. Split eyebrow. Shit was cash.
The difference was, he was black, not a nigger. Learn.
>>707854808
Damage:
Uncontrolled ( )
Controlled (x)
>>707854924
nice edit
>>707854988
Yeah, we believe you. You're a pasy memelord who barely leaves moms house.
Some music for the thread browsing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0W0r7gicA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag-2yq6Puxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCkx1y6Kg1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9SbmIflWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roemgZLz3M0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvyaobt1bnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ76zxbRKp0
All goreshit
>>707855131
dude, i've been on this site since 07
>>707855131
Doesn't mean I can't go full damage control.
>implying
>obviously getting trolled
>you actually believe this
>>707855062
let me cream ur boypu$$y bby
>>707855252
This image makes my head hurt
>>707854560
Doing pretty well, a bit drowsy though. Any reason why you're posting Betelgeuse now?
>>707854837
>missed huge sum of free money
>No big deal
Not sure those go together.
I slept well enough. What have you been playing?
I love how y'all are trying to clown me meanwhile I have a hot ass girlfriend while y'all masturbate to Asian cartoons. Go ahead and damage control this post
>>707855389
OC
thanks.
>>707855186
Those aren't too bad. This is better for the thread though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ADRrWUlEA
>>707855478
So are y'all saving your virginity for a cartoon character?
>>707855478
Wrong pic
Me and my gf >>707855258
>>707855673
Piss poor damage control
>>707855665
me and my boyfriend have sex every day
>>707855475
Old C.C. came back. Whooped my ass. I am Pete now. I am not telling the whole story and over exaggerating some things. Shit was actually very calm. Just talked to him and decided for him to have his wife. I like Pete a bit more than C.C. anyway. He's wacky.
>>707855579
Oh neat stuff.
>he watches anime
>he's older than 10
>>707855703
Nice damage control buddy
>>707855777
Wasted trips.
Pic of OP, aka the Pussy Pulverizer
>>707855893
Wasted singles gtfo this board
Look at these virgins. You see how the girls are laughing at them?
>>707855909
>>707855982
>not responding to your big bullies post
>>707855982
they should be for those shit waifus
>>707855475
well i mean, if i didnt look for it i wouldnt even have known i deserved it
and im still getting some, better than nothing
i bet, finally no PC issues on your mind
and i am playing Advance Wars 2, i have a GBA port on my gamecube so its playing on a 40 inch tv which is funny
>>707853065
>>707853123
I sometimes have terrible signal.
>>707856023
Where was it?
I claim Dapper Dan as my waifu
https://youtu.be/MI1v7p1VUDo
Heil.
>>707856562
Autism: the post
>>707856545
yes but im nobody interesting
>>707856593
Daddy?
>>707856593
Damage control: the post
>>707856666
>>707856593
At least I didn't marry satan.
Oh here he is
>>707856666
Oh wait you were trying to say your cringeworthy edits were bullying? Kek. I know you're still in high school, and probably get teased a lot. So Imma lay off before your parents find you dead in a puddle of overdose vomit next to your body pillow.
>>707855754
He's certainly got a unique personality, I'll give him that
>>707856107
GameCube is a work of fucking art, I love that thing so much. Never had the chance to play advanced wars, that's a turn based strategy, right?
>>707856666
Quads confirm damage control
>>707856790
Cant handle big bullies bullying you
>>707856790
;-;
The fact that y'all have images saved on your computers next to me is a testament to how butthurt you truly are that I'm interrupting your autistic anime role play
H-hey cool cats :3 otaku here! Just here to claim my Waifu, she's so kawaii :3
>>707856790
>you were trying to say your cringeworthy edits were bullying
Ironic
>>707856773
>>707856943
And then I rammed the bottle up his a-
No, you weren't interrupting. I love you.
>>707857068
>no TOOL
Disregarded and into the trash
>>707856943
Why wouldnt i save pics of my waifu :3
Fuck I lit my balls on fire.
>>707856810
Yea its my favourite console
Had it since release never had to fix it or anything
Plus the games are amazing.
Yes it is, a lot like fire emblem
I love 2 the most because it's so god damn difficult
Yep, definitely on fire.
H-hey anon kuns :3 just wanted to say my Waifu and I are happily engaged :3 my mom sewed a hand onto her cotton filled body and I used her credit card to buy a 20 thousand dollar ring :3 she said yes!
Can't wait to go home and fuck this piece of ass
>>707857626
I filled a whole cup with semen and smoked blunts soaked in it until I became a trap.
>>707857055
hey bb
>>707857738
whoa back off miku is mine
>>707857839
miku is homuras
>>707857738
>Saving picture of autistic chinese cartoons and posting them on a vietnamese rice cooking board
>>707857883
He's a switching faggot so he gets neither of them.
>>707857612
I am in it ^w^
>>707857952
Homura is cute
>>707857952
He's my faggot and gets me! :3
>>707858050
You're cute
Baka na no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1FQsLwxLjk
>>707857948
Bend over and spread that boipucci
>>707858083
oh.
im leaving now then
>>707858050
She is, too bad her claimer was a faggot who just wanted to avatarfag with her.
>>707858170
Don't leave cutie
>>707857379
Have you ever played Xcom? It's one of my favorite game series, it's really hard assuming you're not playing on bitch mode.
I'm going to Best Buy to window shop at toys. Anything in particular I should look up?
>>707857948
Damn, I miss that bracelet my grandpa gave it to me I lost it
here
and
>>707858408
Xcom is fun. recently started playing 2. sucks you cant fail missions anymore really
>>707858420
i dont know mavis hope you find something though
Accurate depiction of the Waifu community, a white turd I made after eating nothing but creamed corn and rice for a week straight.
>he watches anime
>he's not a little kid
>>707858408
Only for 10 min
I have enemy unknown and the bureau, picked them up last summer
Never got to play them because my laptop died
And after that I was a bit too busy too get into a pretty complicated game
But I'm excited to try them out
>>707858861
>>he's not a little kid
>Implying
>"And then he said- I watch anime!"
I bet you guys are all take care of yourselves, are in good shape, have a job, and girls think you're awesome in bed.
>>707857823
Well hi
>>707859250
your mine
Why don't you cringe masters just post this shit on the anime board? I know you mouth breathers are gonna say "some waifus aren't anime". Yeah? We'll link me to more than 5 in this thread that aren't those autistic Japanese cartoons. As a whole, this is an anime thread. If you'd post it there you'd get a lot less spam and irrelevant shit, but you're too fucking autistic to do that. Go shit your adult diaper and call mommy down to the basement to change it again you slobs.
>>707858867
>>707827065 (Yuno)
Okay get off the meds.
>>707859250
YOU! MINE!
>>707859392
Let me drop some knowledge piles on your face.
Waifus may be related to anime, but it belongs more on /jp/ because it does not actually discuss anime.
Holy fuck lurk at least 2 years before posting.
>>707859483
>muh super secret website
Cringe.
>>707859605
>not knowing how something works but uses it anyway
LOL
>>707859313
I'm for everyone
>>707859451
Pete your the best
>>707859688
>admitting there is an entire board for this kind of autism but still choosing to post it here
Kek, you're an autist virgin. Post a pic of yourself like I have so we can see how fucking ugly you are.
>>707859412
What?
>>707859799
>not realizing Random is the perfect board for this and requests a /soc/ tier response
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
Weren't you going to post pictures of you fucking your fugly ass makeup ridden slut?
>>707859799
> inb4 he posts a Google images pic of a male Adonis with chiseled features and a dick like a baseball bat
>>707859932
Post a pic of yourself unless you're a fucking ass ugly virgin
>>707859739
No
only for me
>>707859739
I am.
Check this shit out lads. Tyrone wants to make waifus great again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaluHUvQ2Gk
>>707859932
>being THIS insecure about your appearances
>makeup ridden slut
Said the fat virgin who prolly hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, let's see some of the girls you fu--oh wait
>>707860109
You must be fucking hideous.
>>707859869
Huh?
>>707859869
look up
>>707858705
Hey s-mug, how are you doing?
Yeah, but it's also way less forgiving for failure. Enemy Unkown you had tons of rookies, but you only have like 5 extra rookies in 2.
>>707858867
Highly recommend enemy unkown, never played the bureau.
>>707860152
>>707860178
Aw man no fair, you called in fagup. I can't handle two shit posters at once.
But damnit I'll try.
Don't you have a methhead whore to fuck on your doublewide trailer you piece of inbred white trash?
Ur a fag!
There are multiple pics of me in this thread, some I posted and some y'all autists saved to your computers for some reason. I challenge any of you neckbeards to post a pic of yourself like I have, I guarantee you won't because you aren't half as fit or look half as nice as me, even though I'm pretty ugly. And that says a lot.
>>707860369
>changing the subject so you don't have to show your face
Dude I bet you have a mountain range of acne
>>707860379
You realize this is an Anonymous image board and no on actually gives a fuck, right?
>>707860432
Nah. I just don't want to post my face on /b/. How stupid do you think I am?
>>707860379
Maybe nobody is as much of an attention carving faggot to do this
>>707860486
My fucking sides. Dude you must be really fucking fat and/or ugly.
>>707860534
>>707860486
Nah you're all just hideous virgins who barely have the confidence to show your face in the supermarket much less actually point a camera at your acne ridden faces
>>707860580
I'm pretty average I think. No acne, I do wear glasses tho. Not overweight but not fit by any means. Also I'm 6'.
>>707860580
this photo makes me uncomfortable
>>707860637
>Acne
>Acne
>Acne
You need to be 18 to post on 4chan, friendo.
>mfw the shitposters that are calling people fat and ugly are just projecting themselves this hard
>>707860642
Post pic of yourself or else you're lying.
>>707860683
There are multiple pics of me in this thread, you be the judge. Kek eternal virgins mad
>>707860686
Dude do you have some kind of crush on me or something? Fuck off. I'm not going to be a camwhore for some faggot living out of a trailer shit posting on 4chan.
>>707860289
fine. i mean i doubt my squad will be wiped hard enough and worst comes to worst black market sell corpses
>>707860670
Post a pic of your face so we can see how much acne you have, since you were clearly triggered by this. I turn 19 next month
>>707860829
I feel flattered. So many people asking for my pictures. Like a girl in high school. >>>/soc/
>>707860750
>posts one pic of face
>becomes camwhore
I've never seen someone so insecure that they go through all these gymnastics to avoid people seeing their hideous face. Get a grip man.
