what's the gayest thing you're ever done?
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what's the gayest thing you're ever done?
>>707835356
Planted a pansy
>>707835356
let an oldfag to jerk me off. I needed a new VGA
>>707835486
I'm guessing that's gay slang for some kind of unspeakable perversion
hosted a weekly salon where all the aesthetes and dandies, the poets and opium-hounds of our dear rainy city would gather and drink brandy and fill the room with wit and wisdom.
Lost my virginity to a trap yesterday.
>>707835356
well lets see, as a kid i fucked a bunch of my friends and they fucked me... (very young tho)
as an adult one time i went to a gay strip club and got a handjob in vip. wasn't my thing. left right after and haven't done anything really gay since. although apparently some think mmf threesomes are gay, i had a bunch of those, but no contact with the guy
>>707835684
so you had weekly gay orgies. that is pretty gay.
I thought about a penis once.
It was mine but still.
>>707835356
Posted in this thread
>>707835789
you sir, are gay.
literally gay sex
posted in this thread
>>707835356
I let a dood that looked like a girly suck my donger, was alright.
Shoving my 22cm long dildo all the way in my ass, probably. I was kinda impressed i managed to do it.
>>707835759
story bro. preferably greentext
>>707835901
because sexuality is binary and not a spectrum
i'd say probably it's that i spy cam my mom and show the results to a couple of friends of mine and we jack off while watching together.
>>707836031
i guess it's gay that you all wack off together...but you idiots might have mental problems above all else.
>>707835356
just sucked a guys dick and been fucked in the ass
im straight tho
Sucked a guys dick, then let him fuck me in the ass. Im not gay, i just have a hard time saying no to people.
sent dickpic to another dude.
>>707836024
whatever makes you sleep easy at night faggot.
>>707835356
Started a thread.
uhhhh one night a good friend of mine and I split a bottle of buffalo trace on top of lines of coke and reaaaaally good mdma... woke up in the same bed. fragmented memory of us sucking and kissing. this happened about 2 months ago and I've fucked his ass a few times at this point after that night.. great sex actually. complete secret from our other friends still at this point. we are also both single :p
>>707835356
Had my boyfriend and his friend stay at my apartment and get high, then proceeded to spend the rest of the night and the following morning sucking my boyfriend's friend's dick while we were all in a bed together.
>>707835537
Yeah pretty much, it's a flower
>>707836122
>>707836146
it's not gay if you don't cum, you fags. or at least say no homo once towards the end of the ordeal.
>>707836017
You're a raging faggot stfu
>>707835356
damn, guy on the left is sexy af
>>707835356
I kissed a dude while playing a game when I was 17, that's 8 years ago
>>707836236
>>707836250
well, I guess it can't get much gayer than that.
>>707835984
Do you ever get bored and fuck your fleshlight with one of your dildos?
>>707836376
I love grabbing his ass at shows when nobody is looking. he gets horny so easily. (bass enthusiasts are mainly gay)
i picked out curtains that complimented our sofa.
Gayest thing I've ever done...
Be a furry...
Sorry Not Sorry
gayest thing I have done? Literally browse /b/. You can't scroll down without seeing traps and dick rate threads until you get to something funny or interesting. I never thought /b/ would be so gay.
>>707836450
I keep the white one in it, so yeah
>>707836524
well, thanks for the heads up. Those sneaky bass enthusiasts.
>>707836544
you sick queer.
>>707836591
Is it a sexual thing?
I regularly visit a private glory hole and get sucked off by an old man while I watch straight porn on my phone.
>>707836780
When i'm bored, but mostly for convenience
>>707836825
I would highly recommend this.
yesterday i came in my sisters mouth
>>707836825
Isint this like the quickest way to run up your STD high score?
>>707835356
Gay or not I'd fuck that cutie pie on the left
>>707836825
are you that desperate?
>>707835356
Posting on /b/
>>707835356
replied to this shitpost
Existed
>>707837032
I use a condom.
>be me
>click on this post
>>707837086
Naw, just like using a fleshlight while watching porn, only this one is handsfree.
>>707837136
How do you even get off then?
>>707835356
Ate some guys ass for>>707835984
Fucking yourself with a dildo isn't really gay though, I like fingering my own ass and I'm not gay.
>>707837136
why do you even stand up in the morning nigot
>>707835759
the real question here is: did you get fucked in the ass buy a guy wearing a dress and make-up?
got my dick sucked by a tranny when I was 15
>>707835356
I was fucked by my friends 19 year old brother when I was twelve. When I was 20, a guy paid me to dress up like a girl, blindfolded me and had all his friends fuck me and cum all over me
>>707835356
Fucked a guy in the ass while I used CO2 and a gas mask to choke him out as I came.
>>707837032
It's also a good way to empty your nutsack. Don't you want to empty your nutsack??
>>707837183
I don't understand the question.
I've sacked dices, and taken it in the shutter multiple times, but it has all been with shemale...so not gay imo
>>707837283
greentext that pls
that sounds HOT
>>707836300
Not a guy anymore, they're a trap escort now under the name of Madison Nicole Lee/mannhan
>>707837295
you should probably elaborate
>>707835759
aka got raped by gay male
yo'ure still a virgin anon.
>>707836236
>:p
Yep you are pretty gay
>>707835789
They're pretty gay.
>>707837439
The gas mask had the filter removed, to which we had taped the hose leading out of a regulator and a CO2 tank. He was chained to the bed, face down ass up, the tank was next to me but out of his reach. I fucked him in the ass until I was getting pretty close, then turned on the CO2 because he doesn't get off unless he's getting choked in some way anymore.
It was fun.
>>707835356
I bought a pair of over-knee socks once
>pic related
got steaming drunk one night and made out with my housemate
it was ok but I didn't want to do any more than that
>>707837177
Why are you not able to have casual sex with single, attractive women?
I was in my friend's house. We are both straight (or so we thought). We started to talk about sex and he told me girls always tell him his dick tastes delicious. That never happened to me, and I wondered how can a dick taste delicious and others don't. He then told me to give it a lick to see if it's true and I did so. It was just an innocent lick out of curiosity, I didn't think it was anything sexual and I believe he didn't think it was. It did taste pretty good, so I told him, we laughed and kept chatting, I promise it wasn't anything sexual and it didn't feel awkward in any moment. But then I told my other friends and they said we are both faggots. I tried to explain it wasn't sexual, but they said we were faggots anyway. I started to feel very insecure, but really, I do love girls and I don't feel any interest in men. What do you think? Are we faggots?
And well, I guess it's the gayest thing I've done.
I've done that many gay things that I must either be bisexual. Or I am too autistic to pursue womenz for sex so resort to anon faggotron with cruiserqueers. I last gayed with a 50something cocksucker off C/L. I went his home and let him grope Muh dick and I had a go at sucking his. Fuckin faggot had at least 7 inches and wasn't fully hard. It was fun gagging on it. I got bored and fucked his face dead hard until I unloaded and I had a chuckle to myself as he retched on my foul load haha
>>707835356
>be me
>14 years ago
>be 12
>hang out with 17 year olds
>turn on random day
>school ended
>see two of my bros inside of a bar
>go in (for everyone wondering, i looked like i was way older so it was easy)
>fast forward 2 hours
>we decide to have some fun
>bro #1 needs to pick up his sister from school
>decide to wait for him at the park with bro #2
>go to park
>chill in the car
>bro#2 looking at some porn magazines in the back of the car
>talk about bitches and shit for 10 minutes with bro#2
>bro#2 has a raging boner
>complains about how he wants to bust a nut asap
>i say i dont mind
>bro#2 asks me to hold the magazine for him
>wtf.jpg
>me being autistic orangutan, say yes because i wanna be cool and help out my bro
>he starts jacking off
>i hold magazine and literally watch him jack off for the next 5 minutes
>bro#1 calls him and interupts him
>says hes coming to us
>finally_its_over.gif
>NOPE_JK.bmp
>he wants to finnish before bro#1 comes with his sister
>continues to jack off
>fast forward 2-3 minutes
>bro#2 about to bust a nut
>bro#1 coming with sister, very close to the car
>he busts all over his back seat
>bro#1 and his little sister literally seconds away from the fucking car
>bro#2 tells me to throw the magazine away
>panic
>freeze
>he starts throwing shit out the car
>bro#1 and his little sister literally at the car, shes about to go in
>bro#2 tells me to clean the cum off the back seat before bro#1s little sister sees it (she was 6 i think)
>again, me being a little 12yo retard i panic and wipe his cum with my hand
>almost throw up
>bros look at me like i murdered someone
>will never forget that look
>...rest doesent matter
>never talk about that again
And that was the gayest thing i ever did...
>>707837590
thigh highs are better, also rib cage is kinda gross
>>707837590
nice but the ligthning don't give u justice
I made out with a dude.
Got married to another man.
>>707835356
photoshopped my sister's face into pics of naked boys then beat off to it
>>707837716
you're just dumb anon lol
if you're still thinking about licking dicks, you're bi
>>707837706
I am, but if you have a week long dry spell, why not get the Hoover treatment? You're gonna jerk off anyways, why no get some head? I don't have to wine or dine or entertain the gloryhole, I send a text, and 15 minutes later I'm getting sucked off.
>>707837716
Gay as fuck and you in particular are 100x gamer than your friend. You should both grow big moustaches and Wear tight denim shorts. It's 2016 m8. Nobody's gonna mind
>>707835356
wow brazil fags
>>707837590
fuck off and die skeletor.
>>707837716
Probably bait, but I'll bite.
That's really fucking gay, man. If the thought of touching, especially licking another man's cock doesn't physically repulse you, you're at least a bit curious. Just get out there and get some shit on your dick man. Better now than in your 40's after a messy divorce.
I have nothing against gays, but indenial faggots like you annoy me. You licked a dick with no massive financial incentive. You're a faggot.
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i had anal sex with a boy once.
but i don't think it counts.
cause i was pretending it was a girl the entire time.
and it was simply a feminine penis that was inside my butt.
Looked at this thread
>>707837717
>womenz
>Muh dick
Just from these words I know your personality and stupid fucking hairstyle. I hope you catch aids and slowly die.
>>707837760
LOL
>>707837760
>>707838279
:delusion intensifies.gif:
>>707838009
Yeah, you're getting sucked off.. By a man.
>>707837716
The ol "they say my dick tastes good" trick. Chapter one of the gay conversion book, anon.
sucked of my 2 friends while crossdressing. I was 16
>>707838664
wish i could go back in time and do that ;(
sad life is sad
>>707838557
Doesn't matter to me. I don't have to see or touch him, could be a woman for all I know. Balls still get emptied, I still watch the same porn, and it takes 20 min to do in between dates with women. I could go there twice a day every day and he wouldn't say no, but I am single and dating, so the most I can fuck is one girl every couple of days.
Sucked dick
No homo though
>>707837590
Watchdogs was pretty disappointing.
>>707837136
No you don't
>>707838780
Each to there own but just drop the whole 'this is totally normal and I'm totally straight' narrative, because it's not and you're not. I don't think you'd be so blasé talking about this in a public forum in real life, rather than a totally anonymous one online.
>>707838914
Yes the fuck I do.
>>707838928
>say it IRL
You think you belong here son, but you don't.
>>707835356
It's an age old question. Why so many gay guys look and act so feminine yet are attracted to men and other gay men attracted to them. Same with dykes
Every Saturday my friend Jay comes over and fucks me bb in the ass.
>>707839073
Oh, you know Jay? Tell him I said what's up?
>>707839015
Just because I'm not a bedroom bound, anxiety riddled fat teen with aspergers and a trap fetish doesn't mean that I don't belong here.
>>707839125
Actually, it kinda does.
>>707836825
Fuck off spurdo
>>707839124
Troll fail
>>707837136
>using a condom for a blowjob
>as the top
what's the fucking point
>>707839167
Some of us grew up and entered the real world. You should do the same. Or, ideally, end your life.
>>707835356
Post in this thread.
trade blowjobs with a guy from craigslist
>>707837760
>14 years ago
>be 12
still posting on /b/ at +25 yo is the gayest thing of this story
>>707835356
I married a dude and he fucks my ass but he said no homo afterwards so we good.
>>707839319
but do the balls touch?
I sometimes go on the handsome men board, I'm not sexually attracted to men in the slightest though.
>>707835684
Are you Lord Byron?
>>707839274
You are arguing with some sperg in a gay thread on a board filled with faggot spergs. You don't have the superiority you think that you do.
>>707839296
Oh boy are you in for a shock when you grow up, kid.
Spoiler: you don't just suddenly morph into an adult.
>>707835356
buyed a dildo on ebay
>also sayed buyed instead of bought
>>707839265
To avoid GAIDS.
>>707839410
kek
>>707835789
I did this when i was around 10 but i havnt thought about dudes when im horny since
>>707835356
gay sex
Fucked a faggot in the ass and had him suck my dick.
I'm bi, it's fine.
>>707839410
I don't think I have any authority at all, I just have half an hour to put the world to rights.
>>707839347
So many people tend to forget this. How can they not remember this?
>>707839374
but why are you go there? it's a gay board...
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>707839542
Jesus Christ dude, you are definitely on the spectrum.
photoshopped a huge penis onto Stephanie and beat off to it
>>707835356
Nothing, I'm not gay, but I once fucked another guy who is.
>>707839632
That's not gay.
watched Hanson videos
>>707839491
The chance of GAIDS from oral is like...non-existent, particularly for the top.
Touched dicks with some kid on the bus when we were both 6
>>707839629
I'm don't have autism, I'm not a cuck or anything else that's currently cool in the 4chan zeitgeist.
Hey, I bet you have a neatly arranged folder of reaction images and other 4chan stuff. Can you take a screenshot of it, buddy?
I sucked off 7 guys,took 4 up my arse, 3 at the same time. But I'm straight.
>>707835849
Raging faggot detected
>>707839771
paedo and homo?
>>707839809
It's going to take more than that to make you gay in 2016, amateur.
>>707839804
>I'm don't have autism, I'm not a cuck or anything else that's currently cool in the 4chan zeitgeist.
>I don't have autism
>I just write like someone with severe autism
>just an autism prank bro
>>707836017
>paid for a tranny
>tell her about my dom fantasies
>get dominated and fucked in ass
>OhGodItHurts.jpg
>at least I'm not a virgin anymore
>come on 4chan and share my experience
>people tell me that technically I'm still a virgin
>mfw
>>707839763
Okay buddy boy. Removing condom. But, there's nothing gayer than caring about what I do with my dick.
>>707839905
Green text, awesome! How about a triforce next? If you're too shy to take a picture of your 4chan folder, can I at least see a picture of your belly? With timestamp, of course.
>>707836236
>casually getting drunk with dude friend while railing lines and doing mdma
>not expecting any dick sucking to go down
>>707839804
Buttblasted
>>707839771
You've touched a 6 year old dick? You sick fuck.
>>707837357
Yeah that's all very straight, I have no concerns here
>>707840043
That was a different anon, but seriously, you write like you at least have the asperger's
>>707836450
underrated post
>>707839890
It's sad when gays aren't gay enough anymore... :(
>>707835356
Reply to this post
>>707840256
You would say that, because it's 4chan trendy and you're a sheep.
>>707837889
Not gay, I'm actually impressed how strange that is.
>>707840385
>fucking sheeple!
>zeitgeist
Seriously bro, snap a pic of your trench coat and fedora.
It's said that everyone has a percentage of gay in them. The ones who claim to have 0% always turn out to be the biggest raging homos on the planet.
So what's your percentage /b/? Mine's 0%
Transitioned to living as a gril 24/7/365 :3
Also, I can't decide, so: if this post is odds I wear leggings today; if evens, a buttplug~
Catfished a guy on 4chan with pictures of my feet. Got him to wank over pictures of my feet and worship them
>>707839125
>>707839274
>>707839542
>>707839804
>>707840043
kek, you have triggered multiple closet homo spergs in denial.
>>707840385
Oh god, it's one of the legendary 4chan grand sorcerers. Not the guy you replied to bro, but you really don't sound normal. Do you suffer from any disabilities?
had sex with a girl in the missionary position with the lights off
>>707840594
how is that catfishing? he thought you were a girl?
Fucked my name ex-boyfriend in the ass. Balls touched on numerous occasions.
>>707840483
That wasn't a tinfoil reference to sheep but it's nice to see how warped your brain is from spending too much time here.
And don't go telling your therapist you 'talked to somebody' today, because this really doesn't count.
I have to go now, unfortunately. This has been fun but you really need to rethink your life choices before it's too late.
>>707839125
>>707839274
>>707839542
>>707839804
>>707840043
Are you really not autistic :^)
>>707840648
Faggot!!!!! You prolly kissed her too
>>707835356
looked for butt cheek in that picture
>>707837524
He quite literally, word for word, asked for it
Got drunk with a friend that went trans in their late teens. Ended up sucking him/her off. Then I bought a dildo to practice deepthroating just in case it happens again.
>>707840723
Jesus Hitler Christ dude. Aspie alert.
drink weed
>>707840538
That's bullshit. Maybe when you're a teenager it holds more weight but I'm 27 and my percentage of gay is pretty much nothing. I don't mean that in a meat and fire, I'm such a man way, I just know what I like and that's definitely not cock and shitty man arse. I wish I was more open minded, as it is the thought of another man repulses me and perhaps that's my loss.
Does sucking my own cock count as gay?
>>707840938
What about a soft,young man? He's really pretty... Pretty enough you could mistake him for a girl.
>>707840983
Did it feel like you were sucking cock, or more like getting sucked?
>>707840983
Not unless jerking off does.
Made out with one ofy best friends while me, him, and my gf were getting drunk and hanging out. Might take it further.
>>707841034
I'll just find an actual woman instead, thanks. I'm not serving a life sentence in prison.
>>707835356
Why's Daniel Radcliffe in this picture? On the right.
>>707841176
>I'm not serving a life sentence in prison.
??? Is homosexuality illegal where you are?
>>707841176
...what shit hole do you live in?
>>707841188
he really knows how to handle his wand
>>707840983
Yes, and it also makes me feel jealous.
>>707835356
I went on 4chan
>>707841262
>>707841271
I meant I have an abundance of single women available, I'm not in prison for life surrounded by only men.
>>707837024
elaborate pls
>>707841357
WHAT? Get out of here.
>>707841262
in the most part of the world it's still illegal
>>707841289
And others perhaps.
>>707835356
>>707835356
>dum dum de dum dum dum de dum dum
>>707840938
so you're a 0%-er?
Shoved an object in my ass and play anal with it, just for curiosity.
I didnt like it, feel just like having suppository that moves in and out.
>>707842067
you should try with a actual dick, it's worth it
that wouldn't make you gay anyway, just for curisity you know
>>707835356
I sucked on a penis to the point of ejaculation then swallowed the sperm. But that's probably not gay because she identified as female so it was a feminine penis.
I guess nothing would be the short answer.
>>707835356
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>>707835531
wnjoy your new Video Graphics Array
asked my brother to fuck me in the ass
>>707843626
did he
So basically my friends had never seen an uncircumcised penis and i hadnt seen a cut one so we showed around our differences and i showed them how the hood worked and we basically ended up jerking eachother off
>>707837410
Looks awful now. What a waste :( that is the hottest guy Ive ever seen
>>707837590
Are you anorexic? Serious
>>707835356
Looked at this picture. Now I'm gay.
Fuck you OP
I post ads on CL and I lick mens assholes and suck dick if its clean. Im straight.
>>707838940
Thats a really clean looking circumcision scar
Cried when some asshole threw my AT-AT up in a tree.
I literally BLEW a nigger and some white dude for drugs
literally blew them
it sucked so bad. i was never so ashamed in my life.
I was at a bdsm club once... And was fucking a girl in a swing, then a gay turned up so i let him taste my cock a little
Went to a gay club and felt shitty I didn't get hit on once. Not even the fags like me!
i went on holiday to some spanish get away and wondered into a gay bar , met this guy. i suggested what was good to do around the area as i just had the obsession of getting fucked.
anyway he drags me away to his house maybe 2 miles away in a taxi we come in get undressed he makes me a drink of red wine and cola , i was alittle bit suspicious a the time but i have come to love them.
anyway he starts of by sucking my dick etc then i suck his . we stand up nad start kissing but im not into kissing guys i just like the idea of sex and someone busting a huge load down my throat.
we move to the bed again and he luckily has poppers in laving down doggy style with my ass up in the air , he tries to jack me without a comdom but i grab his dick and give it a little twink and say put a bag on , reluctently he does and we process to fuck each other , i pass out mid sex due to the copious amounts of alcohol i have but i remember waking up mid fuck and saying something like ci pappi fuck me pappi , this instantly makes him bust a nut. we then swap positions and i proceed to fuck his tight little spanish ass. i grab my shit and run out of that house faster than ive ran before. about 30 mins down the road i realise ive still got his condom in my ass with all its load i pull it out and throw it to the side of the road.
I like to put things in my ass. been doing it since I was young, haven't told my current gf. Let 1 guy put it in me, hes a son to a billion dollar family fortune/business. Went on a week of drugs and partying with him, while keeping the whole butt stuff secret between me and him.
>>707846714
I've forgotten to take condoms off before and surprised when I go to odds and i find a bloody, shit stained condom with pubes stuck to it.
Got gangbanged
>>707835356
put the feet of my friend on my dick and mine os his aswell. i was 6 or something.
hunts me to this day
I played billiard once
DPd a sloot, balls touched
I ripped a guys dick off and shoved it up his butt.
>>707837590
Hey man, I like your desk. Just wanted you to know.
>>707847155
now i actually reconsider being gay
bump
>>707848716
Dirty people are going to be dirty
>not cleaning yourself out
>not shaving your body
>not stretching your hole before hand
Top disgusting
