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/nzg/ Friday Night Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
PnorthBro reporting in.
Its a bit early but what's up lads?
>>707822717
It's a bit early but im fucking bored.
Dunedin reporting.. tfw cant afford to go out
>>707822711
Nudes edition too?
>>707822906
Need name. Best I can do right now is this, initials are NS.
Who wants their dick sucked in Tauranga tonight?
>by a guy
/b/ros. I know this really hot Russian girl in Auckland's snapchat. Who has a giant white dick/wants to be GC and send her dicpics and try to get her noodz for NZG? She will go for it but only if you're alpha. She's a maneater, will sniff out weakness instantly. Needless to say I have failed. I guess post your credentials and if someone measures up will publish snapchat thereafter. Pic Related.
>>707824774
Put it back in the breadmaker for another cycle. It's obviously not cooked yet.
>>707822564
Anonnz here
Fucking Maoris and Islanders are destroying NZ, also ranjeets and Mohammeds
>>707824378
Someone get Jew on the case
>>707825197
how about those faggot chinkys buying all our houses and fucking up the property market ey
>>707825197
... It's their (the Maoris) country, not yours - you are just a guest. If you don't like it, leave.
>>707825285
Hope they do, gentrify the fucking country push out all the brown cunts.
>>707825311
Dubs of truth
>>707825197
As if white new zealanders are anything special. bunch of spergs without an original thought in their body. About the only things you're good at are complaining and sitting on your git ass drinking tea and talking about holdens. Making NZ great requires more than voting for national every 3 years and blaming other races for your own ineptitude.
>>707825311
It literally isn't because they weren't able to stop the British from colonising the place.
>>707825395
Chink detected
>>707825423
By that logic, if I come into your house and overpower you, then it's my house?
>>707825222
>Jews
>Giant white dick
kek
>>707825418
Try a bit harder by actually making a valid point. See if you can.
>>707825453
Bitch please, I could be anything, even a brown cunt collecting the dole every week.
>>707825525
Yes that's exactly right. I understand what you were trying to accomplish there but that was piitiful.
You completely proved my point haha.
>>707825423
Even according to the common law in Britain, their colonial endeavours in both Australia and NZ were unlawful. The assumption of Terra Nullius is void and thus their occupation should not have been recognised. It caused huge problems for the law when this was realised. Just read the Law Lords comments in the Mabo Case to see the trouble they had trying to rectify the law.
>>707825197
Maories aren't as bad as the ranjeets and mudslimes, honestly.
>>707825285
Why not buy more property? Surprisingly land in NZ is cheap compared to other places. I just bought a place in Auckland, buddy bought place in Tayranga. Going to go for more places if the deals with the chinkies go well.
>>707825554
Hehe.
>>707825688
Not at all. According to the law, I would be arrested and imprisoned for violating your right to a private life as well as various other tort claims, such as trespass. I know your small mind jumps to conclusions quickly but I'm trying to make my point slowwwllly so you can follow it.
>>707825701
The country doesn't belong to Maori because British settlers came and took it over, the law means nothing.
In the same vein New Zealand will no longer be NZ with the immigration we are seeing now.
>>707825817
>I know your small mind jumps to conclusions quickly but I'm trying to make my point slowwwllly so you can follow it.
I remember you, we've had discussions on here before and it's very telling how quickly you are to start throwing personal insults at people.
I will say it slowly so you get it, the law means nothing, the law is only the law so long as society accepts it. If I was able to take over your house, and by some means void the law, your house would belong to me.
>>707825867
Not all all "the same vein"... Immigration law gives them a legal RIGHT to be there... British rule was never welcomed by Maoris
>>707825723
This anon gets it.
>>707826013
And the immigrants are not welcomed by the ancestors of the British, either. Not by a legal majority.
try again.
>>707826010
I've never spoken to you in my life. Again illustrating your small brain jumping to conclusions again.
The point is the law was not "void" even during colonial rule. It was misconstrued based on a misunderetanding/lie of who occupied the land.
>>707826111
You literally make 0 sense... Hence, I will not continue debating with you... Goodbye
Yawn.
Someone get their dick out.
Q
>>707826144
>I've never spoken to you in my life.
So this is your first time on /b/ huh? Never had a discussion about racism on here? Never told someone to do magic mushrooms because it would open his small mind?
>>707825502
8/10 5/10 3/10
Htown reporting in. Anyone got any tinny house hook ups? My regulars are out fighting meth dealers or some shit
>>707826205
I make perfect sense you just haven't got the intellectual ability to debate me which is hysterical when you consider me so low in intellect.
Why do you attack people personally? I know the reason why, it's obvious to anyone payin attention, but it would be very interesting to hear your own thoughts on that matter.
Would be very interesting and, dare I say it, quite funny.
>>707826266
Nope. I've always just observed, never posted. But your initial post was so ludicrous I felt compelled to correct you quick, uninformed judgement. Again... Coming back to my original point, you jump to conclusions too quickly. I'm guessing your still a high school student but don't worry, at university they'll teach you to think in more depth.
>>707826807
You're*... OP here, pardon me
I feel like you both need to sit the fuck down.
What happened wasn't in our life time and it wasn't even within our control.
We can't give back every possession we own cause some trench weta was here a couple hundred years before our great-great-great-great grandparents.
>>707826386
The irony if calling me out for "attacking people personally" when (a) I never attacked anyone personally, I attacked their quick uninformed argument and (b) you and the other guy are attacking Maoris, Muslims and Indians personally.
>>707826807
You're lying, you have posted before and I triggered you something wicked with my "evil racism". I remember your writing style and the constant barage of personal attacks you unleashed. You did tell me to take magic mushrooms in the belief it would make me not racist anymore, haha.
It's funny, you clearly regard yourself as intelligent, especially compared to me, yet fail to understand that resorting to personal attacks undermines anything you might possibly say.
>I'm guessing your still a high school student
>Coming back to my original point, you jump to conclusions
>>707826892
I'm. Not arguing that we need to pay for out ancestors mistakes... Im saying the fuckwit blaming the Maori for the problems in his country is so unbelievably uneducated, it is tragically funny.
>>707826386
I'm not above it.
Fuck you faggot, get madder on an anon board.
>>707827176
I promise you I have NEVER posted on b let alone a NZ thread. You're idiocy and denial exemplifies my point. And yes, my writing style may seem familiar... Guess what?.... That's called having an education, which many other people have too - other than me... You, on the other hand, don't...
>>707826974
>I never attacked anyone personally,
You do realise that your posts in this thread are visible and that I can, and will, go through each and every single one of the personal attacks you've done.
>I attacked their quick uninformed argument and (b) you and the other guy are attacking Maoris, Muslims and Indians personally.
How can we attack them personally when we don't know every single of them? For someone who is so self indulgant about his intelligence you really are failing to bless us with an example of it this evening.
I didn't attack Maori, either, I started a simple fact that the country is not theirs as a consequence of the colonisation of this country by the British. A fact, not an attack, a easily verifiable fact.
>>707827241
This isn't the original OP... Just an idiot pretending to reply as me to make me seem irrational... Sad
get a room you stupid fags, the sexual tension between you is telling
>>707827190
Oh well yeah.
It's like blaming single mothers for the poverty line.
>>707827355
I don't know you personally, ipso facto according to your own definition, even if I did attack you (which I didn't), it wouldn't be a personal attack. Sit down, I've made you look very silly.
these threads are shit now
>>707827529
they really are
>>707827529
Because NZ is shit.
>>707827529
they've always been cucked
>>707827241
Funny how the last time I had a discussion with this anon this very same thing happened. Another anon, with the same writing style as you, started replying to my posts as well in the same tones. I didn't realise I was mad but, I guess, I am soo dumb that I wouldn't be able to understand my own emotions. Lol.
>>707827318
>That's called having an education, which many other people have too - other than me... You, on the other hand, don't...
You've been caught out and have now tried to change your writing style. You know you posted on here before it was actually the very same discussion that triggered you last time.
The
very
same
discussion
You can't argue against anything I say because you haven't got it in you. Put me in my place, go on, you are so sure you can, and think you have, but well and truly shut me up.
Incidentally last time we chit chatted you did the old "I am not replying anymore" and yet continued to do so just like you have now.
>>707827485
>Sit down, I've made you look very silly.
Lol, whatever. You can believe whatever it is that will make you feel better but it doesn't make it true.
>>707827777
Checked.
Madman
Dicks out for Quercy!
>>707827777
Quads confirm this anon won the stupid shitty argument and we can all move on
>>707827680
Hahaha... Okay, whatever you want buddy. I've exposed your stupidity and now your hubris insists that you've spoken to me before... I dont have time for your insecurities... Bye.
>>707825285
You are a Moron
>>707827680
Exactly. You're a potato. Does your coonlink not supply free chromosomes?
>>707827837
I'm the person that supposedly "lost" because of his quads... I agree with you... Let's move on...
>>707827827
DICKS OUT FOR QUERCY
>>707827777
mfw those trips
>>707827840
>hubris
>insecurities
Which one is it you dumb mixed race cunt, am I confident or insecure? Hahaha!
Did you guys see the article nz herald posted the other day about nudes...
you guyz just dont learn
>>707828031
I don't read the newspapers 'cause they all have
...
Ugly print
>>707827529
guaranteed replies
>>707828031
this one?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11727382
>>707828031
There was one on Stuff today about revenge porn.
There were also a few really unbiased ones on Trump too.
Htown here
>>707827953
le nz avo man
>>707828119
How do you even come up with this
>>707828125
Revenge porn has always been a thing lmao
Don't post face
>>707824774
Name? She looks familiar
>>707827953
"I like to throws baaaaaaaaalls"
Cuckawatu reporting in
>>707828225
I just googled "nz herald nudes"
>>707828240
t f
>>707828089
>>707828119
Not that one, i looked for it but couldnt find it. Was posted yesterday or the day before I cant remember
>>707828125
>>707828276
>>707828228
>>707828225
>>707828125
>>707828119
>>707828089
Found it http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11728001
this thread is oozing with cuckoldry
>>707828463
what's the name of the website?
>>707828301
What kind of name is that?
My setup.
>>707828463
>aghast
hehe... funny word
>>707828649
really...
>>707828682
Fuck I'd love to smell that seat.
>>707828463
not even about nudes, just her fb profile pic lol.
>>707828682
Show us your dick
>>707828682
what's the green screen for? do you stream?
lets have a music interlude so you ladies can wash the sand out of your vaginas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8X_lytyYm4
>>707828682
>Nobody in pic
>He's anonymous
>>707828682
you should cover that webcam up... theyre watching us
I wish gaynazi would come back to the shitty tinychat room.
>>707828834
Nah not since you posted a shit song to start off with you fucking cuck.
>>707828821
Yeah
>>707828854
Good luck, I'm behind 6 proxys.
>>707828682
Can you buy me a set up?
>>707828865
>gaynazi
Fuck her.
brought gf this for summer .. ama
>>707829081
does she have butt for it?
>>707829081
>>707829115
kek
ssdd
>>707829115
are you the guy from last night
>>707829081
If she's a Kiwi it'll only cover one of her arse cheeks.
>>707828865
Why?
>>707829081
post pic of her in it
>>707829169
Nah im Q, I remember it though lmao.
>>707829018
what the fuck is wrong with you? throw your trash away you pig
>>707829193
What are you trying to say?
>>707829239
Its in the mail sorry brah
>>707829259
Lol last nights thread sucked
>>707828902
i refuse to play Rick Astley for you no matter how much you beg but while you're down there....
>>707829315
>What are you trying to say?
Words.
Central Aucks reporting in.
I do like an attention-grabbing public safety message.
>>707828649
int.anon-ib.ru/nz
>>707829315
fine, post a pic of her not in it
>>707829341
What? Why did you even bother writing that reply?
>>707829398
it was suitable for your level of engagement
>>707829367
I know that chick.
She used to be involved in some VERY shady stuff with the principal of one of New Zealands most elite schools.
>>707829468
Evidentally not.
>>707829501
looks like it worked, she's famous now
>>707829462
i'm not sure if i believe that's your gf.... but i'm going to fap to it anyway.
>>707829579
plz dont
>>707829367
West aye
anyone got palmy or other nudes? keen to post if others do
>>707829539
lol you just confirmed it with your nonsensical post you clown
>>707829667
Im from palmy, skrr
>>707829629
you can't stop me, and why is her ass all bruised
>>707829501
>>707829565
And I was about to ask where NZTA get their models from.
I pass this poster on the way home from work every night, all I can say is that the sight of her in that skirt is a joy to behold after a long day.
>>707829669
No, you did.
>>707829716
>And I was about to ask where NZTA get their models from.
New Zealand.
>>707829697
skrr?
>>707829697
I grew up there, you have my condolences
>>707829752
preposterous
>>707829758
>>707829763
Well Im not from palmy i guess.. just going to uni here
Why is everyone in oceania shit at junkensteins revenge
>>707829462
more please
>>707829462
what's on her ass?
>>707829897
connection's pretty shit this deep underwater
>>707830157
why doesn't your girlfriend ever turn around
>>707830157
Bro we don't want to see her fucking poo stains, holy fuck.
>>707830192
Because then she'd know her 'boyfriend' is there.
>>707830192
shes not my girlfriend>>707830209
>>707830251
>>707830400
name?
>>707830346
>radio channel
>>707830444
>>707830473
names?
>>707830444
Trips command period sex
>>707830519
>>707830539
keep going brah
>>707830570
I can't decide which of those faces is more scary
>>707830507
dunno first but second is ruth whelan
>>707830622
The left one
>>707828682
that fucking flag lol
.....
>>707830671
those're some nice titties
Alright I'm here.
What's going on, nzpals?
>>707830837
was hoping someone would join in but this shit >>707830666 doesnt count
>>707830784
Latebro?
>>707830913
they just random bikini pics lol
>>707830837
who is she?
>>707830784
pretty shit one tbh it's just some dude dumping nudes. nudes are fine but i can find them all over /b/ if i want them
>>707830913
hey nudedude are these all kiwi chicks?
>>707830987
na? kiwi girl..
>>707831099
>>707831050
i dont know the names of most of these. cos theyre the average ones
>>707831099
im the one who posted all those pics but not the bikini chicks, all the ones i posted were nz
>>707831140
who is this chick? post moar
Any /b/ros visit ever this site?
It's mostly the same few chicks (as much as anyone on the internet is ever female), although I've met a couple of phone-sex hotties there.
>>707830948
"Actually had to work up the effort to drink for once"-bro.
Just starting up now
>>707831415
>visit ever
Fuck, and I'm not even drunk
>>707831302
not going to drop names
>>707831168
post more nude bro
>>707831415
is it specifically for sex chat?
>>707831518
Not specifically, but there isn't any other reason to go there
>>707831491
no one else contributing :(
>>707831686
so the girls are into it?
>>707831703
cause this isn't even a nudes thread, you just randomly started posting them like a sperg and expected everyone to get their dicks out and jump on your bandwagon
Tokoroa reporting in
>>707831724
The ones who can be arsed replying generally are, although there's about a 5:1 male/female ratio so don't expect too much.
Plus the usual "add me on Skype" scams etc etc
>>707831934
yo man i saved this last time you posted it, very cool
>>707831891
yes that's definitely the reason. some great insight there
>>707828240
tj foster
>>707832417
Do you have to?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>707832991
Who's who? I'm Aucks
>>707832015
Thanks. I was going to get more pics before the thread started, but ended up watching no game no life instead lol
He extruded a giant colon cobra on my mosquito bites just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. I can't wait to lap the ectoplasm from his blind butler. It was bliss having his love muscle probed inside me again; stuffing my hatchet wound with a 9-iron just didn't get my Quimcy, M.E. splurging like it used to. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cumtree slid deeper into my turd cutter.
>>707834599
The plowing makes me squirt my beige slime all over his greasy slimelight. After having my salmon slit raided, he then proceeded to hammer my Oxo orifice. There was baby gravy sliming from his huge penis and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his throbbing quim dagger plunged deeper into my rusty bullet hole. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock custard in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
>>707834708
Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish draining from my poop chute and all over my vertical garden. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my Quimcy, M.E. and a number of chillies up my tradesman's entrance. By now, my meat purse was frothing like a jizz waterfall. My mouth was so full of batter blaster and gentleman's relish, the creamy load was dripping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his greasy kebab skewer made my minge monsoon haemorrhage like a slug in a salt mine.
>>707834774
Inserting a gerbil into my herring hole got me spattering minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. My tuna canal was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and gentleman's relish in my puckered brown eye created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss haemorrhaging down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
>>707826384
Being in hamilton and posting a pic of BHut?
>>707834964
oh sorry isn't that allowed?
>>707835043
It isn't
>>707834708
Salmon slit
>>707835385
Wish I could take the credit, but that goes to www.fiftyshadesgenerator com
>>707835513
Best thing I ever came across lol
""""""Bump"""""""
>>707835692
We can thank quercy on tinychat for that little gem
>>707836123
Well I'm a poorfag from tok so I'll thank quercy on here.
>>707836123
>>707836808
No problems dudes
>>707836808
Oops, I meant "thank quercy from tinychat" - funny how one little word can totally change the meaning
>>707836902
Aka wellytits, for those that don't know
Gaynazi, what a good cunt. Thanks for dropping by the tinychat
>>707837240
Seconded
>>707837509
Thirded
>>707837240
hes the only oldfag we have left now ;-;
>>707837822
does he still browse /nzg/?
>>707837843
he admitted to being the one that faked the idbro posting a few days back.
so im guessing he probably still posts here but doesnt post his signature gif anymore.
>>707837923
He did a damn fine job of it, too
>>707837966
agreed.
>>707837966
Probably cause he's known IDbro the longest
2014 was cool. Sucks we don't have thread like those anymore
>>707838031
>ywn be best buds with either of them
>>707837822
Omeglebro is still around sometimes
>>707830719
more!!
>>707838110
I didn't ask for these feels ;_;
>>707838031
ID Bro was the best of the regulars
>>707830808
Sweet
>>707838110
>>707838110
>ywn sit around the table with them and plan out new memes to force in the threads
>>707838332
Yeah but don't let the other regulars catch you saying that
>>707838506
I almost feel like they'd agree
Gn and DG were cool too
>>707838332
>>707838056
I think all the regulars back then were cool, not just the namefags.
make america gr8 again
>>707838746
Make /b/ good again
Oh wait, /b/ was never good
>>707838785
>>707838746
/bringtheIDsback/
>>707838857
Went to bed, can't sleep.
>>707839356
How do you think the monster under your bed feels?
>>707839511
No worse than the monster inside my head.
>>707839356
Stay up and chat then, friendo
Any bitches in the 09 looking for a dick to suck?
Pt Chev millionaire checking the fuck in.
>>707839562
damn...
>>707839901
2009?
>>707839922
beat me to it
>>707839356
Who dis?
>>707840021
1977
>>707840097
Quercy
>>707840508
Was the 50 generator that traumatic?
>>707838332
one day ill be up there and people will say this about be :)
latebro here.
hows everyones friday doing?
>>707840610
Nah Mang. No one to cuddle :(
>>707840738
Okay just drinking jameson and lemon and listening to music. How are you doing, mate?
>>707838332
Latebro is the best. I feel like he needs some love.
>>707840973
who is latebro? Give me some memorable moments?
Just got back from Htown Friday meet
>>707840973
too bad hes a nobody ;^)
>>707840849
good stuff man, im having a simple night at home listening to a few cd's and 7" vinyls, having a few drinks in prep for tomorrow night.
>>707840973
Nahh
>>707841099
i know im a nobody so im totally ok with this, thanks anon.
>>707840021
yes, this guy currently lives in the year 2009.
i think he wants to see if someone from 2016 wants to suck his dick
>>707841064
Idk, but he's always late.
>>707841191
Does that him a potential pedo in his own time?
>tfw drinking Jameson straight because I ran out of ginger beer
found this while i was at the sallies, what is it?
>>707841597
Looks like a hood ornament
And I thought our school system was PC gone mad...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37640353
>>707841977
aussie is so shit
>>707841977
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37640353
thats fucked.
the only privelege males have is that we arent allowed to defend ourselves.
>>707842090
was this me? test
Night riders, where we at?
We going to full throttle this bitch through the three hunna wall?
>>707842888
Nice trips, can't sleep either. No one to cuddle. Pyt but autist what do?
>>707843080
drink and durry heavily, listen to DSMB and play minecraft on 2B2T
>>707843080
Find a fellow autist to cuddle.
Could be an episode of The Undateables.
>>707843164
>drink and durry heavily
Fucking this.
>>707825412
lost
>49 posters
we out here
>>707825502
Is that IDbro's taiwanese girlfriend everyone keeps talking about?
>>707843197
Yeah but I'm at least a 7. Most autist dudes are below 4
xd anyone wanna trade pics?
>>707843529
>IDbro's girlfriend
>taiwanese
Korean or go home
>>707843606
Shit, thought that was me then realised my DSL are God tier compared
Just got back from town absolutely fucked and I have work in a couple hours. Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>707843705
Plus I can spell. Goodness gracious legitimately everything at our fingertips has a spell check, predictive, etc. Ppl r dum
>>707843750
why didn't you keep going?
anyone here know anna snotlick?
>>707843529
could be she looks about the same age too.
timaru reporting!
>>707843908
No, but I'd hate my parents if they had a surname like that
>>707844340
topkekko
>>707843529
NOOOOOOO
Three hundy. G'night, kiwis.
Bought time I stopped lurking, Chch reporting in
>>707841191
>>707841274
I knew it! Kind of like Shiro-chan
>>707844340
Ikr at that point you'd lower your masculinity a tad and take your wife's name right?
>>707844340
2 people at my highschool had the last name uren (pronounced like urine)
the sister of the two was names Claire, i still dont get why their parents would do that, pretty funny tho.
>>707844721
Hell yes, going through life as Mr Snotlick would be way more emasculating
>>707844887
Lmao
>>707844880
The poor girl, they must have either been sadists or incredibly naive
>>707845004
the brother is called neil, nothing wrong with that just who the fuck calls their son neil in this day and age.
Tits before close
>>707845152
Very nice, would kiss
>>707845152
>>707843529
Can you not associate every chink with idbro?
>>707845433
