SECRETS: Spill the beans on things you won't tell anyone you did, times you did something you regret/wouldnt do again, times you were so drunk you did something you don't usually do....
I ate my girlfriends ass the other day. My friends have been making jokes about it for months. They have no idea i actually did.
>>707810791
cars mom tried to friend me in the finger of my back
I would always put passwords in public computers to random stuff
Same with phones
I have never been caught doing so
And I love it
>>707810930
how was it? any hair? how'd she like it?
Chugged a half pint of 100-proof vodka mixed with 7-Up very quickly on a really warm evening. Not a serious drinker. Fucking wasted, went to bed, passed out. At some point I apparently got up to piss, and passed out on the way to the bathroom. Laid on the bedroom floor unable to move for the next 8-9 hours. Total dehydration, and probably alcohol poisoning. Will never, ever drink vodka again, but I do sip good whiskey 2-3 nights a week.
I add a few drops of enriched sulfuric acid to cigarette's,let them dry and leave them out in public where they are easy to take
:^)
>>707810930
Your friends are probably teenage virgins, am I right?
one time was so horny had to cum but had to be discreet and had nothing i could collect the cum in so i cummed in my hand and ate it. felt good
I have had sex with guys.
Once just to try, again to try it again.the last time I wws so drunk I dont even remember. But I woke up with a store bhole and scratch marks all over my sides and back. Also I woke up naked to another dude.
It was at a party and a bunch of people walked in on us asleep naked. Luckily it was a random party and I knew literally no one.
Got so drunk one night, ended up junping on the back of a car untill the window broke, was bleeding everywhere, passed out from bloodloss and the persons car i jumped on saved my life (pic unrelated)
>>707811963
Lol ive done the same thing. My friend was asleep next to me
I always love hurting the unseen victims
Glass on chairs
Needles in awkward places
Tape on elevator doors
Pepper spray on buttons
Etc etc etc
I dated a pedo. he was only 18. I feel in love with him, and I still love him to this day. Obvi I can't be with him for that and a few other reasons....
I have two roommates. I hate these cock-suckers with a passion. They are so stupid. I charge them an arm and a leg to live with me... they basically work, for me. . . dumb mother fuckers.
>>707810791
I worked for a Private contracting company in Africa. We pretty much razed an entire village, only after raping and killing the majority of it though. I don't regret it either.
Let my gay friend give me a blowjob
I was 18, a virgin, high, and sexually frustrated, the whole blowjob thing seemed to make me overlook the fact it was a guy, because as soon as he touched me I cringed.
Ive helped my past 3 ex gfs to get fucked by a friends dog, and im working on the 4th
During grade 11 highschool me and 7-8 kids snuck out and went pool hopping. (Turned to skinnydipping)
Many drinks and hours later we where playing hide and go seek tag in the big swimming/park/ballhockey/baseball complex we had snuck into
>end up hiding with best freinds 6/10 asian gf
>anon im cold
>but so am i but my jackets pretty big u can snuggle up
>we snuggle
>We eventually get found, next round
>find an awesome hiding spot, both of us squeeze in, really tight so were really close
>nobra.jpeg cuz swimming
>kinda awkward, i pretend to fiddle with some pipe
>start to pop a boner and no way to hide it so decide to make a move before (liquor aided)
>look up
>shes staring me right in the eyes with THOSE eyes
>start making out
>racy, dangerous, dont't get caught making out
>finger her, push her to her knees and make her blow me, cum on her shirt/neck
>help her shower in the pool facilities
No idea how he never realized something was up. He was pretty drunk. Havent seen her in years. I still see him every week almost
I took a hidden cam video of my girlfriend's car while it was in the car wash
>>707810791
I tried to fuck my dog in the ass
it didn't fit thankfully but still
I once had sex with a Chinese hooker. She was so terrible at her job that I had to do some dirty shit to get off, so I licked her feet in order to be able to cum. Probably will never fuck another Asian woman again as a result. Or at least never fuck another Asian hooker.
>>707812872
which friend? what kind of dog? have u fucked the dog?
Never actually went to my vasectomy like I told the wife. Didn't want my balls cut, just tell her my fancy has always been to come on her. So now I pull out and finish on her. Eventually it will probably end up as kid number four.
>>707811747
>enriched sulfuric acid
You clearly have no idea what your on about and have a very basic understanding of chemistry at best.
Also what is the pH scale? Look it up fag got.
I did some shit in The Great Faggot War I ain't proud of ...
>>707813046
Large bullmastiff, I didn't fuck the dog no.
Mutual friend who had no idea what we were doing whilst house sitting
>>707813309
did she take it all? dog have bigger cock than u?
>>707812712
you're just an asshole
pedos are just humans too
terribly misunderstood humans
>>707813265
Tell us more anon
>>707813309
how on earth do you talk them into doing that
is it while you're dating or after breaking up?
>>707812872
Pics?
>>707813172
I work in a car battery factory
I break old batteries for a living
This shit burns everything made of Cotton
Very sweet and sour
I delude it in distilled water
>>707813465
Yeah she loved it, started with getting him to lick her and then she sucked his cock till it was completely out of its sheath, then I helped it to mount her.
Yeah, huge cock about 8 inches from knot, she whined so much.
>>707813632
While we were together. Each time I just made a joke about it then, then brought it up again a few times saying that I looked it up. Showed them some videos and some stories and for the most part that worked.
The first gf was apprehensive and wasnt in to it much but tried it anyway. 2nd loved the idea but had never been around dogs so she wasnt a natural but still loved it. Most recent was a hot 17yr old redhead who was all for it, had kept horses since she was young and had a female dog of her own that would like her. We had a shed load of fun between her dog, our friends and her friends pony
>>707814010
woow>>707814010
. got pics of the mastiff fuck?
>>707813780
>I delude my solutions
This guy clearly knows what he's doing and talking about.
>>707814712
I do but I could never post them, its not worth the risk sorry. I really wish I could, would love to hear what everyone has to say watching her take a dog cock
>>707814745
Argentine batteries are a work of the devil I swear
But yeah whatever cuck
>>707814846
canu u black out her face? so we can get an idea
Had a couple people be hypnosis volunteers for me, ended up hard and jacking off during it for most of the sessions
One St. Patrick's day man and my buddies all went out and had a good time out at the bar. me being drunk I tapped on the bottom of my friend's beer bottle and chipped his tooth. to this day he just chalks it up to him being really drunk and not remembering what happened
I convinced my last gf to finger her younger sister
>>707815342
details
Me and my best friend both males would do gay shit together from 3rd-8th grade
One time before ninth grade I was on Omegle with my friend. We wanted to get this girl to show us her goodies so she told us to make out. I made out with another dude for 30 seconds full tongue and everything. Cringiest moment of my life but still got to see everything I wanted.
Work at a clothing store popular with a lot of chinese tourists.
Some really cute young chinese fob tries a bunch of things on, for some reason left her underwear in the rooms, I discovered it when she left. Pretended to be disgusted with it to co-workers and went to the back to "throw it out" but instead shoved it in my pocket, quickly ran to the bathroom and sniffed the fuck out if it and jerked off on them. She smelled so good.
Her family came back looking for it later.
When I was 12 I made my ~4 year old male cousin lick my dick. I'm middle aged now and still want to kill myself whenever I think about it.
>>707815402
Basically came out with her at the time about finding younger girls attractive and she didn't have a problem with it. She actually told me that for years she had fantasised about her dad fucking her, we worked on that side of things another time.
I told her how cute and attractive I thought her sister was and we eventually hatched a plan to get things to happen. It started off after school when my gf would show her sister hardcore lesbian porn and related it to stuff in school. After a few weeks she seemed less taken aback by the videos and so we pushed on explaining that it would feel nice etc. The first time didn't go so well with her twitching and giggling every time she was touched. My gf kept it short so as not to push it too far too quick and around 2 months since the first video she managed to massage her clit and get her index finger a little bit in. The sister loved it. She whined so much and didn't twitch or giggle just laid still and breather heavy. The last time she was 2 fingers deep almost to the knuckle driving them home she was so wet and loving it. Unfortunately my gf got worried and stopped everything before she got a chance to move on to oral. I was really looking forward to seeing them go down on each other
>>707816056
>soc
u watched this?
>>707816226
Gf hid a camera
>>707815939
why? does he hold it against you? did you hurt him in some way?
if not, get over it
>>707813780
Water + car battery = enriched sulfuric acid.
What the fug are you ever talking about? You know nothing about acids or pH.
>I delude solutions
>>707816623
>Water + car battery = enriched sulfuric acid.
>enriched
DELUDED
>>707816056
how did u work on daddy fetish? what did she want dad to do? do u have pic of gf?
>>707816858
not him, but you don't have to work on a daddy fetish anon. somebody else has put it there for you already, you just enjoy it.
>>707816858
That was a difficult one. She had said they had always been close but obviously not like she wanted. I encouraged her to make a point of wearing low cut clothing (she was a bit chubby but had a lovely rounded ass and quite big tits for her age anyway) and he started to noticed her. He even made a few good comments about how beautiful she looked which he never would say before, he wasn't one for compliments.
A few times during movie nights she would cuddle up with him and rub his thigh and move closer to his dick, she never got too close as obviously the fear would creep in but he didn't flinch.
The best attempt she made was getting naked ready for a shower but not putting the shower on and leaving the door ajar. He walked straight in as she had her leg up on the bath pretending she was getting in the shower, he got a full view of her pussy spread and obviously her tits. She delayed the shock and had to cover herself up but he didn't walk straight out instead handed her a towel from the back of the door, he didn't take her eyes off her the whole time before excusing himself and leaving.
She said it was one of the most exciting things she had ever done and just wanted him to bend her over right there and then. She left the door ajar as he had left it when he left and showered as normal, he walked past the door a few times as she kept an eye open but nothing else. We broke up shortly afterwards and we still chat now but she didn't try anything else afterwards.
The only other thing she was into was public nudity. She recorded a few thibgs for me in the local park which was hot as hell.
Had a drunk threesome with my gf and her best friend and want to do it again.
Situation seems like it could happen, but lately gf's best friend has been having stress at work and as a result we don't see her as much.
me and some friends (15-16) fucked my little sister who was 14 at the time during summer break, we did talk her into fucking a dog too
>couple years ago
>friend gets blackout drunk at a frat party
>decide to play stupid prank
>unbuckle his pants
>pour a raw egg on his ass crack
> next day he wakes up to unbuckled pants and sticky butt
>convince him that the night before he went upstairs with random dude at the party
>to this day he still believes it happened
>mfw
>>707818339
sound like a good time
>>707818339
I'm gonna need details, son
>>707818339
>incest and bestiality
My favourite fapping fetishes combined. Any details? How'd it come about? Did she enjoy it?
Bump
I dated a girl for few weeks but she wouldn't put out. She would only give me BJs. That didn't satisfy me because I was a horny teenager. So when her sister started flirting with me I went with it we fucked and the other sister finally started putting out so I managed to fuck them both for awhile until they got into an argument and the younger sister told the one I was dating. Apparently the younger sister was suicidal and shared it with her older sister who promptly told their mom and so the younger one got pissed and her way of getting back at her sister was by having sex with me and she kept it a secret until they got into some other argument later on. After we broke up the older one got chubby and insecure, because every she tried to date preferred her sister. Been a few years since and they are both fat and ugly now, but the older one is in medschool now. On an unrelated note I'd often jerk off to fantasises of their mom who was hot af. Good times, but now that I'm more mature I realize it was pretty shitty.
>>707818449
>my sister had a crush on my friend and we got to talking about sex
>hanging out one day he started making out with her and he took his dick out and her suck it
>i was there getting hard and was jerking off
>when he got really hard, he got behind her and started fucking her
>well, her mouth was right there, so put my dick in her face and she started sucking me, >was odd looking down and seeing my little sister blowing me,
>i didnt last long cumming fast ( she didnt swallow)
>my friend done fucking her wanted her mouth again
>got hard again and seeing her pussy open, i fucked her too
>>707819677
How old were you and how old was she? Details about the dog please
>>707816056
Ages?
>>707819979
Gf was 17, sister was 12
>>707812872
You always say this shit and give no specifics.
>>707819809
>she was 14, we were 16 and 17
>over the summer we fucked a bunch of times
>invited a few other friends too to come over too
>the dog, that was just something that happened out in the woods,
>coming back from swimming , my friend and me were messing with her
>she was already ass up, when our lab started licking her-she sad it felt good
>our lab got all excited, kinda nippy and was figuring out a way to get on her
>he eventually figured it out, and that red rocket was missing the mark
>he finally got in her and she kinda looked uncomfortable
>then he just started pounding on her what seemed like 10 minutes
>she was making some noises and getting loud too before the dog came
>we were all stunned
I tried to kill myself with liquor and tylenol last year, my liver failed and I was taken to the hospital where I was given a liver transplant a month later. To med staff never did a tox screen so they didn't find the tylenol. To this day, everyone thinks I was just an alcoholic whose liver failed. Four months total in the hospital, and just now finally getting back on my feet physically. Would not do it again.
>>707820611
Did it knot her?got any pics of her? Crop her face out and background obviously
>>707818414
it was good, wrong too, but some of the best memories...kinda messed her up later in life too I think
Bump
>>707813598
Shut u pedo scum. Keep telling urself u are just misunderstood when u know deep down there is something terribly wrong with u and u should just off urself before u fuck up some poor kid's life.
I hope U die an extremely painful death, or at least get busted with Ur kiddie porn u sick waste of human life
>>707820779
he was locked in
>>707821541
I even said they're misunderstood and you come up with the most retarded standard 'answer' ever
Fucked my best friend at her birthday party, next day I fucked her twice, came buckets inside her pussy, everything is cool cos she's on the pill....knocked her up. Convinces her fiance it's his, gives birth 2 months before their wedding. Kid looks more and more like me. Husband asks me to be godfather "cos I'very been a good friend"
I frwnch kissed an eight year old girl and she liked it
>>707822814
Still fuck her, anon?
>>707812549
>>707823471
fucked her a few times in work while she was pregnant, it made her such a horny bitch, and I still fuck her every couple of weeks, it's fun to watch him kiss her knowing that my cum is in her pussy and my dick was in her mouth and he has no idea
>>707813172
Dude. It's called Oleum. Do you even education?
>>707812872
What's the trick or technique?
>>707823935
See >>707814010
Any questions just ask
Made out with a girl in my car after being in a relationship with a different girl for 3 years. Still dating same girl 3 years later, and have since fallen in love with that girl I made out with but won't cheat again, but I'm trapped between a rock and hard place; a safe relationship or a risky relationship that may make me inevitably happy.
But I'm just a fucking faggot, so who cares.
>>707812826
Why rape?
>>707824359
I don't understand the question?
>>707824497
You did stuff y tho
My gf and I have been together a number of years now. We met on FetLife, we both have a mild to moderate scat/efro fetish. We both told our families/friends we met on OKCupid.
>>707810791
I am obsessed with Маша Бабко. I will never meet her, and have only talked to her once, but I cannot get her out of my mind.
>>707824953
Don't google this, anyone.
I'm taking these medical records public.
>>707810791
I eat fries with a fork
>>707823986
Yeah would love to know the stories or videos you use to get them interested... I keep thinkin of doin exactly as you did but dunno what to show my gf
>>707825225
Freak.
>>707825096
Why what is it?
>>707810791
My wife fucks our dogs. If our church ever found out, we'd be ruined.
>>707810791
stole a friends panties in highschool because I was obsessed with her.. awkward part is she never knew despite me doing it a few times and she still talks to me to this day
also got black out drunk one time and insulted all of my friends to the point they they were offended that Id ever say that kind of shit to them.. mfw Im usually the nice guy in our group and they call people legitimate niggers and act like retards despite being 22+
>>707824088
break it off bro, trust me, chase the new girl.
Sucks to walk away from a 3 yr relationship but it sounds like it's already on it's way out.
You're not happy. Change that.
If the new girl doesn't work out go be single for awhile, it's fun.
>>707825467
How'd you get her to do it m80
Story time pls anon
>>707825583
Not that guy, but some girls are just freaky. A girl I dated used to fuck her small lab when she was 11-12. I got her to fuck my lab...
>>707825687
this
knew a girl when I was a teenager who got her dog to fuck her when she was 13
she didn't turn out into it, but she liked the idea before she tried it
>>707825687
Yeah I get that.. You can't just force a non kinky girl to fuck her dog
So how'd you find out that yours fucked her lab?
>>707825781
We were rolling, talking and kind of having sex.
>>707825855
Lol furry muff anon
Cam chat blackmail guy reporting. No I won't post the wins. Go try it for yourself
I cheated on my boyfriend a few weeks ago.
This other dude had a far better body and was more aggressive than my current boyfriend. I'd do it all again if I had the chance.
i used to watch my older sister change though a hole i drilled in the wall, invited friends to watch as well
My best friend has been in love with me since we met. I was dating a girl at the time, but then we broke up when I went to college. I told my bf that I couldn't do a long distance relationship with her, but we stayed friends. Eventually I got back together with my ex, even though it was long distance. I didn't tell my bf. But then I started falling in love with my bf, so I broke up with my gf and confessed to her so that I could try and start something with her, but she was so upset that I lied that she hated me for a while.
She's over it now, and we're back to trying to suppress our feelings for each other, but I've also gotten back with my original gf. My bf doesn't know and I'm never going to tell her. If she found out, she'd probably never talk to me again.
>>707812865
is your name chris
>>707825467
What church?
I hate people
i groom my boyfriends into thinking it's okay to rape me. i more or less tell them that it's okay to have sex with me anytime and however rough they want. i'd post pics but im considered a landwhale
>>707826618
Post em for us to judge,especially your fat pussy
>>707826618
wanna be my gf?
A big dick is all you need, right?
>>707825467
post pics
>>707826618
post pics, raping landwhales happens to be my exact fantasy
>>707826152
watched my mom too changing, and then lucked out and caught her cheating with some guys also
>>707812549
tape on elevator doors?
>>707825284
I showed them loads of clips, anything were the girl was really into it and usually alone to show them how they werent coerced into it (without saying so obviously) I also showed them videos of my previous gf(s) without them realising it, that was a huge turn on for me watching them watch an ex
Ever since I found out I'm HIV positive, I've been cutting myself and leaving my blood on railings, car handles, elevator buttons, etc.
>>707826920
Cheers anon.. That last bit you said is insanely fuckin good nice one
>>707826958
1) You're a depraved, worthless piece of shit, and I hope the next time you make yourself bleed, it's from a big fat fucking artery
2) You're also a dumbass who doesn't know how sexually transmitted diseases work if you think you've successfully transmitted it
>>707810930
I eat my GF's arse ever time I go down.
FUCKING LOVE IT !
>>707826958
kinda same.
i wrestled in high school and college and ended up getting 'mat herpes'
its on my neck so whenever they flare up i pop them and shake peoples hands, touch food when they arent looking.
ive successfully (that im aware of) given 12 people herpes
only 2 know it was me and that was my brother and girlfriend.
girlfriend was on accident tho
>>707827025
No problem, good luck with your gf, hope it works out for you and maybe you'll post it sometime - I would love to see. Wish I could post my shit.
>>707811339
>>707826034
You're disgusting. I hope he finds out and you feel like the worst person in the world.
>>707811963
I eat my cum every time I masturbate. It's easier to clean up and I don't get tissue stuck to my dick.
>>707827174
Cheers anon if successful I shall indeed post if not I'll have a fuckin funny story to tell
Me and the girl next door used to meet (we were 4-5yrs @ the time), get nude and play on/with our genitals. We called it "ant-play" (no clue why) and sometimes we also used some play-kitchen-knifes (plastic) to kinda hurt each others private body parts....
It still feels weird today (14 yrs later) if I see her. Because I now everything that happened then and I think she too.
i was molested for 2 years by my stepfather and liked it.
>im a male.
>>707810930
Whats wrong with that?
>>707813598
Pedofag detected
>>707814010
Kys
>>707826410
Yes, who's this ?
>>707812259
Faggot
>>707827092
Amen /b/rother
>>707814846
That's because you have none, pics or it didn't happen, don't bother replying unless you have pics faggot.
>>707812865
I'm strait but a blow job is a blow job. I have a mate who blows me often. Though he dosnt touch anything but my cock.
Feels good man !
>>707815939
You should
>>707827560
cute
>>707827582
then why do you call it being molested?
>>707827696
yea so what?
me and my sister have a child together. her husband thinks its an ex-boyfriend's kid, but we used to mess around when we were teens and she got pregnant.
>MFW people say "she looks just like you anon".
>>707827945
>then why do you call it being molested?
i couldnt think of a better word.
best friends girl was my fuck buddy for a few months, he kept asking why she wouldnt put out for him.... Im fucking scum.
Also never dated someone without cheating, only been caught twice and had the tables turned once.
I work in the medical field and frequently joke about patients with co workers right after leaving the exam room
I could go on for days
Cum in my sisters food all the time. Nothing makes me hornier than watching her eat it.
>>707828191
>fucking his "best friend"'s girl.
>calls him a "best friend".
>friend.
>mfw.
>>707828256
i used to cum inside my sister all the time.
nothing in the whole world would make me as happy as i was back then.
anyways, i feel ya.
>>707810791
I pee in the sink
Used to sleep over my friends house and the rest of his family would leave in the morning. Would go into his sisters / mom's room and sniff their dirty panties and Jack off with them. I came in them multiple times and took a few pairs. I also came in their milk and on their butter
>>707826034
Then just do it, you're already being a skank might as well go full out.
>>707818394
about the only one I kekd
>>707828277
Yeah, im gonna be his best man at his wedding shortly.
>>707826958
3edgy5me
>>707828335
cum in her food or like you had sex and would cum in her? If it's the latter that must suck not being able to do that anymore. I think I would have a heart attack from excitement if I was presented the chance for that.
I post rights phone number all the time on here and text her all the time how much I jerk off to her that she's getting sick of it but still talks to me
>>707828708
we used to fuck when we were younger. we dont do it anymore though. and yes, the first time i ever put my dick inside her my heart was pumping hard. had to fight off cumming constantly.
you got it pretty much right.
>>707827891
You're obviously gay. You're the type to have sex with a guy but think that saying "no homo" makes you straight.
>>707828735
Post her number anon
>>707822960
me too but she was eleven
kids love intense kissing
>>707829051
and how old were you?
>>707814745
Nah, he's totally diluted.
>>707829078
twenty-two
>>707828897
or hes bisexual and just thinks thats theres nothing wrong from getting a bj from a guy
>>707829025
Should I? Kek
>>707828892
Damn that sucks. There is an incest thread going on, by the way. Feel free to post your story about you and your sis in there if you feel so inclined. Would love to hear it.
I'm a girl but I constantly fantasize about little girls getting owned like property and raped and bred.
>>707823839
You sure are a good friend.
>>707829198
ah, not bad.
and here i thought you were some kind of sick 40 year old pedophile.
yeah, tweens love 20 year old men. good for you anon.
>>707829203
No need for labels, he likes guys, and that's gay enough.
>>707829283
Really didn't think women had thoughts like that
>>707812826
>I work for a private contracting company
>We pretty much raped and killed the entire village
That doesn't really make sense, that's not what you do as a contractor.
>>707829349
I do. That's all I fantasize about. I would never tell my bf. Or anyone irl
>>707829349
They don't because that's not a woman.
>>707820068
man i hope that this is either fake or that you two motherfuckers get fucking raped in hell
>>707829304
im just a twenty-something year old pedophile
it's funny how people always think of fat middle aged men when they think of pedos
>>707828735
The left girl is way hotter
I jerk off to these two sisters so much
Younger sister
>>707829530
did the girl have a crush on you or something? are you good looking?
i ask because i once had a 13 year old girl offer herself to me and she was pretty cute. but i had to turn her down because to me that shit isnt worth the trouble. although sometimes i wonder what it would have been like... you know?
anyways, are yo cute fag or not?
I fuck my girlfriend when she sleeps. She still doesent know
>>707829841
How does she not wake up though. You drug her?
>>707829392
Seriously? That's pretty intense.. I'm curious what if my misses is like you... She seems hyper kinky but won't ever let on what her biggest kinks are
>>707810791
>>707810791
desperately wish I could find someone in AZ who would let me try sucking their cock. I've wanted to for two years and I just wanna try it. fuck
>>707829680
im just an average looking guy, she just really liked me, have been playing with her since she was still wearing diapers
tried to kiss me multiple times with people around but at one point when we were alone I just let her do it. kept going for like fifteen minutes or so
too bad she's growing up too fast...
>>707829285
He'll be a good friend until he gets discovered.
i've been fucking my best friend's little sister in his house/room she's 18 i'm 20 she fucking loves when i cum in her mouth. sorry bro but your sister is a fucking dime
>>707810791
I am a mailman. I bought the sugar free gummy worms that make you shit your pants, and I'm going to take them to work. We have to use a restaurant or retail store bathroom if we have to go while we're on the street, hope nobody has a close call! :D
I'm a guy and I'm going to suck a bbc later today
>>707830272
>>707828735
Hannah montana?
>>707811722
you mixed it and still passed out ...I did the same with gin when I was 16 and was vomiting all night ... I couldn't smell gin for an year after that... now gin is my favourite drink
>>707825467
thats why every time i go into a church i have an erection. i can only imagine what those fine people around me are doing in their private life
>>707824698
>>707825401
Google it and find out.
>>707831296
well... fuck.
>>707831296
I'm a pussy so no
>>707811747
Autistic faggot.
Got some loser to humiliate and beat the shit out of his gook wife because she's so fucking ugly and dumb. One time he whored the bitch out to pay for dates with other bitches lol
>>707820614
Helium Exit Mask > Everything else
>>707825225
FUCKING SCANDALOUS!
my wife fucks our dogs
>>707831833
how did that conversation come about?
since when did you know your wife likes inter-species erotica?
I'm gay but I'm getting married to a girl
>>707831927
why the fuck not. If i had to marry another guy for looks it would be alright , just like flatmates
I think Israel is right and the world will regret going against it.
Sucked off some degenerate gay dude one night a few years ago after being coerced with some blow
Would never do it again, brushed my teeth 6 times a day for 3 weeks afterwards, and no, couldn't finish him
>>707832764
>Sucked off some degenerate gay dude
you're the degenerate one you sick fuck.
kill yourself.
>>707832949
Yup
This one time I got so drunk that I blew chunks.
Chunks is my neighbours dog
>>707811722
>>707830793
Yo, was it really alcohol poisoning? I had a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of vodka and I was puking all night. For over a year if I smelled any alcohol I'd puke.
>>707831296
What was it damn it!!!
>>707831296
oh snap, that's not something you want in your google history.
it's [spoiler] little kid modeling and maybe porn [/spoiler]
>>707814846
lying faggot
I love her
>>707830272
Y tho
>>707811747
>>707812549
Autism speaks
>>707836646
why not?
I love sucking dick
you should try
>>707812549
Autism to the max
I was sleeping with a guy; my first bbc experience. He met at work and I am still technically married. He is a known player at work. He was also dating/fucking another girl who I seen around at our job.
She is a fitness model and has an Instagram. I am obsessed with her and cringe when she tags him on posts using hashtags like #ilovesuperman. The chick looks like a dude with the fakest platinum hair. Sometimes I imagine her on her knees sucking his big black cock. And him pounding her hard. I cum pretty hard. Sometimes I want to ask him to video his cock sliding into her pussy.
When I was 18 I posted an ad on gumtree saying I'd do any kind of work. Got a text in that same week about a dude who has an interest in thai massage. Willing to offer me $50 per hour for the massage. I thought what could go wrong, I've been to happy end thai massages and I didn't think he'd be gay enough to want to do anything with our dicks. I was wrong. It was him who gave me the handjob at the end so I didn't touch his dick but I still felt icky. Took a good few minutes before I cummed. Got $100 since I was there for 2 hours. Also I'm Asian and he was 65 white dude at the time.
>>707837934
Also forgot to add that he sent me a text the week later saying that I should consider being his personal gf.
I found my daughter's nudes on her laptop and shared them on /b
>>707838174
Share them here m8
>>707810791
Wish I was reincarnated to an retarded girl.
A girl who at the age of 13 started to be sexually abused by her father.
And am not talking that cute pedo dream about some little girl giving consent, am talking about "you suck my dick or I hit you again botch" abuse.
Wish I start having sex with older men, and eventually start taking drugs and let guys takes pics of me as they gangbang me for quick fix. Start doing glory holes (at the age of 17), a place where older white business men go to "relax".
Manage to get pregnant but have child taken away by the state. Endup homeless, giving blowjobs to homeless, and only thinking of my child I never see and life I never have. Die of a overdose a cold night at the age of 23.
Now that's a life I wanna live.
I'm a 26 year old normal guy but I have a mini sd card with cp on it hidden under some clothes in my room. I fap to normal shit as well and only fap to it now and again. When I first fapped to cp when I was like 15 I used to feel ashamed as fuck, now over the years I feel nothing. I would never molest a kid though.
>>707810791
I got out of the car to watch the life leave their struggling faces before i left it was better than sex it was the best moment of my life! Till this day they think it was a random hit an run...i know it was a hit and watch those bitches wont be on my daughters soccer team bullying her ever again. I think about their wimpers its the only way i can climax
>>707838544
Stuff that never happened
>>707839759
Every one does
>>707812826
which company I call shanigiagns
>>707839759
>i've never cheated
psst I like Маша Бабко too
>I like to have sex, in missionary position, for the sole purpose of reproduction.
I fucked my best friend's mom
How do I introduce the idea of incest/sex with my sis ?
>>707842283
depends on age
>>707842283
>raep >: )
Well I'm 15 and she is like 11 or 12 so how do I go about it?
forcing sexual things on a child is very very unhealthy for the child and makes you a predator
>>707843327
just wrestle a little
go nuts until she's really hyper, then ask if she wants to try kissing
if she tries and likes it do some more and go from there
Or give her some lsd. makes people very touchy
>>707827137
Why faggot
>>707830014
story time it sounds like mate
