russian nuclear apocalypse confirmed
Time to take shelter. My bed's big enough for two.
>>707797792
i like your voice
>>707797833
have you seen me?
Hey guys whats up
>>707798216
It's an okay voice
>>707798254
dying
>>707798312
i like your ok voice
>>707798381
Why so?
She does not have the strength.
She does not have the stamina.
>>707798423
because i want food but i dont know what
Bad judgement!
>>707798381
I'm neutral towards my voice
>>707798423
That thing seems excessive
>>707798523
I want food too but I can't decide between grapes or an orange
>>707798598
Nah its great
>>707798254
BD toys are great, I have the rex, is good.
>>707798598
speak to me all day~
>>707798611
why not both?
some coworkers of my mother came over (grad students/postdocs in their late 20s) and we drank a whole lot of wine and watched a video some undergrads made about harambe and I'm real fucking hammered
I haven't jerked off in like a week and I was about to do so but I don't think I have the manual skills necessary now to accomplish that
>>707798642
Nice, my friend just got the pearce, their new product, he's getting it on monday.
Pic related
>>707798635
My voice or the excessive toy?
>>707798696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gqBcvpt3T8
>>707798814
Jason?
>>707798696
You greatly overestimate my determination
>>707798814
The toy, sorry I don't have a character yet.
I'm probably gonna take a bunch of bagged milk pictures and use that lol
>>707798814
say my name!
>>707798944
both just makes sense
>>707798920
No
>>707798920
Fucking canadians
>>707799071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cIznnzsWbC
>>707799218
say my katten!~
is bagged milk degenerate? I assume everything canadian is but that might be hasty
>>707798808
To bad they cost so much tho
>>707799295
katten
>>707799328
Probably.
>>707798254
Ahem
"Hey what's up guy's Scarce here, and today we'll be reviewing this dog dildo, oh my good this is so insane"
>>707799588
noooooooo not like that
>>707799377
why is just the "my" red
that doesn't make sense
>>707799614
that dude's shirt is doing an insufficient job of making him look skinny
>>707799588
fucking leaves and their morally bankrupt methods of transporting dairy
>>707799705
I'm not a voice whore
>>707799731
Bagged milk, Justin Trudeau, Celine Dion. Canucks can't do anything right
>>707799328
Im the same Québec fag from a few weeks ago and I love bagged milk
>>707799983
just once more pls ;~;
>>707800058
its just silly and what if you dont have those special mugs for it?
>>707800058
>>707800073
>>707800058
I don't understand bagged milk honestly, how exactly do you store it after you open it?
>>707799731
>why is just the "my" red?
what?
>>707799983
time to annex the entirety of canada and turn it into a territory in the same vein as puerto rico
we'll have trudeau exiled or executed
>>707800058
you're literally just discount frenchmen, the quebecois, your entire culture is predicated on being bitter about having to actually be part of the rest of anglo canada and deliberately pretending you don't speak english to piss off outsiders
>>707800289
look at the text in the image
every word is yellow except for "my"
which is RED
>>707800058
Either fuck off from the rest of Canada or enjoy being a part of us? You guys want to leave but still keep the same currency, it's like a kid moving out of the house and still asking for money.
>>707800196
You dont live in a country with bagged milk without that jug
yes, yes, everyone roast quebec
FUCK QUEBEC
>>707800201
frank pls~
>asking for sense in fur porn
>>707800354
Only old fucks want to leave, all young people want to stay with canada
>>707800058
Why do you have a bag of cocaine
>>707800500
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING FONT TO BE CONSISTENT
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
PLEASE NEF I HAVE SO LITTLE IN THIS WORLD
>>707800631
me llamo pablo escobar
>>707799328
julian where are you we nuclear tomorrow
kek confirmed it
>>707800291
It'd be for their own good. I'm sure they'll understand.
My vote is for executed. Firing squad.
>>707800473
Why should I whore out my voice?
>>707800631
To put it in my jug
>>707800261
>>707800732
because i like it
>>707800719
fii assaf alarabii like a good student, OBVIOUSLY
if the world blows up oh well
>>707800732
how many generations do you think it should take before the canadians gain citizenship rights? Do you think it's even possible to breed the cuck out of them?
>>707800526
This, Only the old fucks remember when Charles de Gaulle came in and fucked alot of things up.
>>707800291
Hey you sound pretty mad, I want to be part of canada, i love this country, and I didnt choose to speak french, however I did choose to learn english
>>707800352
Oh yea... that is a bit odd.
Kitty, stop trying to rape Frank. Rape Bananders instead.
>>707800945
also don lemon said politifact confirmed the hillary laughing about getting the pedophile off without charges was proven a fake and said it probably wasnt even her on the recording.
literally
>>707801022
i cant help it
>>707801022
Tell him to talk to me instead :P
>>707800986
dude I'm not even canadian I just think roasting quebec is some funny shit
but I guess if you're not into independence it's not that funny
>>707801072
tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
literally everyone who works for CNN needs to be dragged out and shot by right wing death squads
every
fucking
one
>>707801008
your fucking face is more than a bit odd you bizarrely constructed fuckboy does it ever hurt existing in that malformed carapace I mean I'm pretty sure your mother's drinking problem was predicted on forgetting that she ever bore you
>>707800986
omelet du fromage
>>707801333
right wing death squad is a good publication.
>>707801248
give me your voice
>>707801333
Im very happy the independance vote didnt pass
>>707801365
Omelette*
>>707801477
I still have that thing with me yelling into the two phones, the only question is, does vocaroo allow uploading of files?
>>707800876
I'll think about it
>>707800945
I'm not sure if the damage could be repaired
>>707801413
>publication
DISSEMINATING DISSENTING INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET DOES NOT REMOVE THE TREASONOUS CUCKS AND PERFIDIOUS KIKES RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF WHITE CIVILIZATION FROM THEIR POSITIONS OF ILL-GOTTEN POWER
>>707801626
are you
the FAMOUS HACKER known as 4chan??????????
>>707801647
to be fair I'd probably not want to be a part of canada either given the current PM
>>707801668
I'm not terribly comfortable with the genociding of white people but it might be necessary. Maybe castrate all the male canadians and use the females as american reproductive stock
>>707801666
Fuck yeah satanic trips
>>707801333
That wasnt verry nice to say :(
>>707801248
No talk, rape.
asdf
>>707801770
hwut
>>707801943
He can talk-rape me
>>707801626
barry this is for you
>>707801647
Okay
>>707801770
who is this four chan guy?
>>707801770
All Canadian males are to be sent south to build the Wall.
>>707801666
i dont know. i bet you can send in messenger
>>707801668
yasssssssssss
>>707800654
It is too much to ask, yes.
take chants of lugenpresse to trump rallies
>>707801770
I really like trudeau lol
Except for his immigrant shit
>>707800842
oh it's only a small bag? I expected it to be at least half a gallon.
>>707802040
appreciated
>>707802143
I was bored as fuck, 'k... >_> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D1HNtbORb1
>>707801917
I felt that if I am observing, objectively, how unkind life is to you, I should take life at its word and not give you any more of the benefit of the doubt.
>>707802005
it's disingenuous to name yourself right wing death squad if you're not going around slaughtering traitors
>>707802099
We don't know but he's probably russian
>>707802108
brilliant, the ones that perish can be interred in the wall like in the chinese one
>>707802235
goddammit
the glorious future of consistent font editing I envision is pure ephemera
>>707802280
>I really like trudeau lol
yeah we'll have to shoot you
although actually immigration is probably the objectively biggest issue but he's still an enormous traitor to your people
>>707802403
they promote people that make songs about it.
>>707802376
Yeah the pic you saw online with the big colored bags, well these bags actually contain 3 smal bags like these
>>707802388
the voice of a mad man i love it!
>>707802143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13XRfBvMEFk
>>707802280
No, nothing about trudeau is good
>>707802403
I'll sacrifice hockey talent for the good of the nation.
>>707802403
Yeah Trudeau isnt the best but hes way better than charest imo
>>707802452
listen faggot I don't care if you have all the three tenors reuniting to perform the piece, singing does not kill the fucking kikes
>>707802591
not that big of a loss since it's mostly canadians that care about hockey
>>707802540
oh, well I understand that a little bit better now thank you.
>>707802591
i giggled like a school girl~
>>707802629
I don't know who that is
don't explain it to me since I don't care
fuck canada
>>707802566
Glad you enjoy my mad man voice :p
>>707802647
we must turn all of the pop songs into anti kike songs
tfw at work I hear my fave "kick out the kikes song, bring back the reich song" and its not playing the right lyrics
I sing along softly anyway
I guess having the three tenors isn't really an option since pavarotti is very dead
>>707802771
I'm really not fond of explicitly right wing music it's very tacky if you ask me I'd rather just slaughter kikes to politically ambiguous tunes
I mean basically any muse song is nonspecifically political enough to use
>>707802647
I like hockey. But I guess we'll just have to use American and Danish talent instead
>>707802683
That's disturbing
>>707803058
it sounds like a sport the finns would be good at, if they could interact with one another long enough to invent teamwork
>>707802966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIyPEI1FGoI this is fun though
>>707803058
i am a disturbed individual
>>707803064
8==D~
>awoo
>>707797740
>russian nuclear apocalypse confirmed
15 minutes to fap.
They were pushing me bit by bit
Now there's six trillion dead and I ain't seen shit
'cause what's a schemin' heeb
To a G like me, I flick it off like a flea
let the Zyklon pop in and lice start droppin'
finish kikes off in a nice hot oven
I haven't seen a semite in a week
but these lampshades we got for free a pretty chic
>>707803169
probably but I'm not clicking on it this shit always makes me cringe
>>707803231
AWOO
>>707803329
make amerika awoo again!
>>707803364
tfw he'll never issue uniforms to his supporters
Cue tankos
>>707803136
I'm pretty sure there's a Finn almost every nhl team. The Capitals don't have one though, they got Russians.
>>707803224
I can tell
>>707803479
>tfw no Unstumpable Trump Squad in miniskirts and socks
fuck me I've got to go to class tomorrow and do homework tomorrow morning fuuuuuuck
if I'm not hungover when I wake up there's probably a god
goodnight my adorable best friends in the whole wide world I literally want to suck all your penises with both my facehole and asshole
>>707803224
Isn't the madness wonderful~
>>707803570
nini subby
>>707803550
he already has the best traps
hillary has all the blue haired genderfags
>>707803524
:3c
>>707803590
it really is~
>>707803570
see you fag
>>707803629
oh yeah he does. all the cutest boys get their MAGA on
>>707803714
accepted.
>>707803770
i want that shirt.
>>707798729
Yet you can type, solve the captcha and attach a semi pic related.
The fuck outta here.
>>707803826
autocorrect is a lifesaver my man.
>>707803811
they only have sleeveless teespring com/stores/twinks-4-trump
>>707803929
>>707803929
ohh yeah good enough. i can pop it under a button-up
>>707803639
I love it!
>>707804057
good enough
yfw you'll never have autographed hat
get rekt
>>707804167
no i will not and i shall never live down my shame.
>>707803639
Give me your voice
>>707804167
>>707804167
HOW DID TRUMP SENPAI SMELL????
>>707804272
it wont let me
>>707804518
spagetta bout it?
>>707804446
Why not
>>707804704
jsut says i need a plug in
>>707804661
FUCK NO HE'S SLEEPS. the nigger.
>>707797740
Can someone calm me down. What the fuck.
>>707804759
I thought he was the one with that album
>>707804813
i made them and gave them to him.
>>707804918
oh I see.
>>707805140
who are you then
>>707805006
>>707805006
ive shared it with several other folks over the months, also.
>>707804746
Weird
try https://clyp.it/ instead
>>707805167
>>707805167
>>707805167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEnDOXmyU-o
>>707805349
i guess i dont have java installed. i had to reset my laptop last week so i guess its gone. give me a few
>>707805814
didnt work
>>707805865
You have failed me
>>707805167
Fatass Cats, i take it?
>>707805995
ughhh
>>707805865
Try doing it from your phone maybe?
yeah tho
>>707805977
i hate everything now
>>707806040
toolate im mad and sad
>>707806167
You can punch my monitor if you need to
>>707806252
i feel like doing that to mine
>>707806252
tongue punch your fart box, faggot
>>707806314
Now that I think about it, wonder if there is a way to paste links on PC that have been copied with a phone...
>>707806314
>>707806704
Nvm, just realized you could just copy the link and send to your mail address, should be easy enough!
>>707806985
trueeeeee
>>707807053
I'd love to help you solve your computer problem, but you know I'm dumb as rocks :P
>>707807817
youre just too distracted with your fishes
go to new thread
