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>>707761185
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
Rory a bored.
Pretty sure I'm not a robot.
>Shino thinks I am for some reason.
>Best fox claimu
>>707771232 (tomato)
You should, Kela drops neat mods
I recall you liking the Sobek, Kela drops a mod that makes enemies it kills explode dealing scaling damage
And the same mod for the Jat Kittag
Claimed
Trying to get a girl to show me her chair
claim and i'm going to sleep. good night /waifu/
there is no good music made after 1988
>>707771232
Imma be real with you. Hitman may SEEM like its about stealth, but thats only if you want a high score. Hitman's real goal is stupidly amazing kills.
>Plus the NPCs are dumber than fucking rocks unless you're literally doing things a terrorist would do.
>>707770471
Lil' Karen pls
>>707771656
Who's this fag?
>>707771829
Wat. kek
>>707771839
>Coldplay
>X&Y
>Released 2005
Think Again.
>>707771839
There is no good music.
>>707771876
I'm new here, I was really anxious to post but I'm glad I did.
>>707770623
Seems like we have the same workload, at least you get to go to labs.
>>707770788
Meh, got five years ahead of you? That sounds painful.
>>707770816
Righto, figure out what's happening, your situation is comfy, though?
>>707771134
Kek, that's an appropriate name. Does he have another cute quirk?
>>707771153
Keke, it's all opinion based, after all. The only "solid" thing you can consider is the happiness of people involved, plus and minus, etc.
>>707771886
>
>>707771962
>Beatles
>before the 80s
>mfw this thread
new phone who dis
>>707771839
Hur durr born in the wrong generation.
You weren't even alive in 1988, kiddo.
>>707771724
Yes, yes. Acid Shells and Vulcan Blitz. Definitely need those.
I respecced my Soma and replaced my ammo mutation for raw damage, maxxed Serration mod. About to switch out the Hammershot (or whatever the punch through mod is) for Shred. So I should be able to carry at least my self.
>>707771848
I don't remember which Hitman it was, but there was an assassination mission in a desert city. My friend was playing, not me. And the way he killed the target was fucking stupid.
>get fire ax
>hide in alley
>caravan stops for a split second
>run up and smash the window
>Target Eliminated
>run to exit
>Perfect Score
I couldn't help but laugh. 10/10 Stealth Kill.
Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head
Save your life by keeping whispers unsaid
Children roam the streets now orphans of war
Bodies hanging in the streets to adore
>>707770102
You can do literally all of that and more in America. Plus, if you marry me you get to be in the best part of America.
Oh yeah and guns as well.
>>707771839
Lies
>>707770214
I will, I've fixed the money problems mostly so now its just a matter of playing the waiting game.
>>707770293
Oh my
>Was going to masturbate to this but my phone is at 1%
God damn it
>>707770623
That's fair enough I suppose.
>>707770788
Yeah maybe you can be in one of those spots where you simply get cut with razor blades 24/7 instead of being on fire and getting stabbed while in salt and seeing everything you love get destroyed.
>>707772083
>d*ng
Also, why?
>>707772029
You're not elite enough to post here, get out while you can. Fucking newfags..
>Pic saved
i dont understand the point of these threads but inaba claimed!
>>707772333
>>707772316
Royal flames will carve a path in chaos,
Bringing daylight to the night
Death is riding into town with armor,
They've come to take all your rights
>>707772082
Labs are fun. I got a lab-bro that I talk to about shit. He's like an anime MC best friend kinda dude, top bro material.
>>707772083
What the fuck bruh.
>>707772268
10/10 would stealth again.
>Mfw Absolution
>Toss brick
>Kill target
>book it
>Shoot one guy
>Still get perfect score
These games are gr8
>>707772316
But that doesn't mean senpai doesn't do others stuff. It gets pretty lewd if you know what I mean.
>She holds my HAND
>IN PUBLIC BRO
>AND SHE KISSED ME ONCE.
Pretty fuckin lewd if I do say so myself.
>>707772377
Good taste friendo
>>707772377
Nice choice. Welcome To Hugbox.
>>707771962
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>707772029
I don't really listen to music, I just use it as background noise
>>707772239
I listen to music you've probably never even heard of lol
music today is auto tune mindless trash
>>707772333
Please invite me to the waifu discord.
>>707772268
You'd actually be better getting randoms in arena
>>707772759
newfag already getting antsy.
You gotta be at least level SIX Elitism before you unlock the discord perk
frogo waifu is mine.
Just saying she's mine
>>707772545
>>707772693
i feel welcome already happy my waifu isnt getting shit on
>>707772424
Moogster
>>707772759
Send lewds and I'll make an invite for you
>>707772536
There were some missions that just made me WTF were they thinking? Some levels are piss easy and others are like, you need be SWAT level thinking to get this shit.
>high rise level
>target is fucking some kids
>knock out guard
>steal his uniform
>wait for patrol to pass
>sneak around outside to get LOS through a window
>it's bulletproof so you have to open it
>blast him mid coitus with a Vietnamese child prostitute
>use window cleaning thingy to escape
As compared to
>hit him with a brick and run
or
>ax him a question and book it
>>707772801
I hear that there is a way to cheese it with a Warframe's ability to make those hanging wires that you can walk across. Maybe I'll get lucky.
>>707772759
Bby, which one are you talking about :(
>>707772536
>holds my hand
That happened to me too. At school too.
>>707772316
I'm bored. Also trying to get chair pics from some "OG Gangsta" girl
>>707772377
Heyo, I'm Karen. Pleased to meet you.
>>707772316
There are too many things I don't like about you to marry you.
>>707772536
Kek, whaddya do in labs? dissect stuff?
>>707773050
There's tons of easy mode tactics
Ash and Trinity is basically an instant win
Chroma is Chroma, he makes everything easy
>>707773019
Well, not yet anyway. Inaba is great, and like universally liked as a character.
>>707771839
I prove you wrong, fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keKZVAodrXM
>>707773240
I really should just try. There is literally no consequence for losing a mission in this game.
I read up a little on the wiki, but do you have any tips or tricks I can use?
>>707772854
How do I level faster? Saving pics and making friends here?
>>707773045
I don't want to post Miku lewds, can I send a lewd of myself?
>>707773056
All of them.
>>707772316
what are those words you add before your posts? rap lyrics?
>>707773375
on phone hol up
>>707773437
Nice to meet you new friend :)
>>707773438
Avenged Sevenfold- Hail to the King
Its metal
>>707773571
>>707773375
fucking hell
i open this on my phone at 2 AM
i think i woke up the entire neighbourhood
well memed
>>707773437
It's your waifu or nothing
>>707773271
never knew, you don't see people discuss koroko connect too often
>>707773571
Hello, I'm the new Miku here replacing the old one.
Country without a race
Formed from people you disgrace
White right conservative might
Killers of Kennedy with no fright
>>707773381
Not really, most of the executors can instantly kill
so don't get shot or melee'd
>>707773675
I could've posted louder.
Besides seemingly not being able to sleep, how're you doing?
>>707773715
Can I post one from her evil twin?
>>707773727
Even still, she's the best character from the show.
>make sure you post pictures of her!
>>707773620
oh I don't like screamo sorry
>>707773643
is akiko still here?
>>707773785
that's great! The old miku loved sending me lewds in Facebook :o
>>707774089
kek
>>707773926
I mean, they look alike.
Sure, why not?
>>707773848
Right on, right on. During the Tacticool Alert there were enemies with Jat Kittags so I learned that unique enemies with melee weapons are generally powerful as fug so avoiding them is better than tanking them.
Maybe this weekend I'll give it a shot. Thanks for the advice and the spoonfeeding.
>>707774089
Do you need something from Akiko? I'll pass the word on.
>>707774089
>akiko
I believe he vanished into the Discord.
>>707771839
All music is bad.
If this post ends in a 5, you must post a picture of your Waifu either lying down, squatting, or jumping. No sitting or standing.
>>707772704
Wow dude you're so cool.
>>707774455
>>707773899
pls no, im already spooped
im watching worlds with s-mug tomo thats why i am awake
i have no class tomorrow so im not too worried about not sleeping
>>707774455
>>707773050
I always love the harder missions, so much easier to fuck up and accidentally genocide the entire location.
>>707773076
Wew, that's pretty lewd.
>>707773127
Not yet, mostly we watch videos and hold bones, like a cow bone or something.
>>707774455
>
Be real, it doesn't matter anyway
>>707774455
>>707774455
Trips dubs dubs? I like it. I anticipate the cute Waifu images.
>>707774537
Nice.
>>707774601
https://discord.gg/ZP9tN
>>707774233
nah just wondering, glad he's still alive
>>707774259
o i c
>>707774268
except rap and country
>>707774470
Wow dude you're so cute
>>707774171
zozzle
>>707773989
sorry bout that dont keep to many pics stored on my pc
>>707774720
lel
>>707774455
>
>>707774706
nigga i swear to god
>>707774802
blow that fucking whistle...
>>707774541
I see.
>>707774720
>rap
Aw hell yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjN5-f2MNWM
>>707774802
Hello lovely lady. I haven't seen you in a little while.
>>707774455
sheeeeiiiit
>>707774455
>>707774630
It can be annoying when you are trying to perfect every mission tho.
I call it "Faculty Difficulty" from Golden Eye 64.
>Mission 1: Dam - literally the Welcome to Goldeneye Level
>Mission 2: Faculty - Ok, now be James Bond for real
Like what the fuck?!
>>707774756
Kokoro Connect is really good, but its just one of those animes that nobody ever brings up, its like a shadow-anime. But yeah would definitely say 9/10 good choice.
>>707775105
Yeah, which is why I'm glad I never do perfectionist things, it would bug me WAY too much because I am not gr8 at Hitman, but I enjoy it.
>>707774646
!Vapourzfuok
>>707774706
Well this could have been something.
>>707774624
>would headpat/10
>>707774630
>cute/10
>>707774652
>face is a little unsettling, still cute I guess/10
>>707774774
>incoming gust of wind/10
>>707774797
>would offer my own water since she spilled hers/10
>>707775010
>royal/10
I'm off for tonight.
Remember to be a good person.
>>707774756
Oh, well get on that!
>>707775575
Don't tell me how to live my life
>>707775575
Goodbye.
I'll try.
>>707775525
You can make a group back, I'm not gonna take responsibility for the one I just deleted
>>707775575
Good riddance <3
>>707775413
Same. I'm not a Perfectionist, but I am a Collector.
So I hate it when games gate Collectibles behind 100% shit. And I do mean Achievements also.
>Unreal Tournament had an Achievement to be ranked #1 in Global Leaderboard
Fuck. That.
>>707775568
I would totally headpat Tomoko.
>>707775575
NO >:C
>Eru
my waifu for ever
>>707775525
I like you more and more everyday!
>>707775707
She's a cutie.
>>707774720
>Wow dude you're so cute
y-you too..
Sorry for super ultra late reply, I was doing the Anchorage DLC and I fucking hate the Chimeras
>>707772460
Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the king
>>707772536
Wew lad, this is a Christian forum you can't say those things!
>>707773076
But why
>>707773127
Like what?
>>707774089
>Screamo
This is a meme
>>707774455
OH SHIT NIGGER
Also, hey Waifu Machine it has been a while
>>707775575
Follow your own advice.
>>707775680
I don't care enough, I will post that stuff just for you.
>>707775710
Just because I spend way too much time on imageboards? Well you flatter me once again.
>>707775707
your waifu doesnt have shit on my waifu
>>707775575
Good night Karen
Best overwatch waifu
>>707775952
And I'll do the same for you
>>707776063
>brown
lol
>>707775952
Imageboards are for patricians. Real life is for plebs
カラミチーマス
>>707775937
I actually like screamo lol but not avengers Sven sorry
>>707775707
Why the baby rattle?
>>707775683
How tight are those pants? She must either be wearing no underwear, a thong, or incredibly undersized and tight panties to accomplish that level of ass swallowing.
And, she knows it, too. She's turning her head to look at the viewer. Her expression makes me think that she's not shy about it and not angry, either. It's a specific expression, one in which the mouth assists in selling whatever emotion hasn't been shown by the single eye. Maybe she just felt a little uncomfortable, so now she's trying to use her otaku creep factor to make some of that discomfort bounce back. Probably saying something like "Y-You've never seen a NEET butt before? I-I don't see what's so incredible about it that you have to keep staring."
It's just really interesting overall. I like the hair.
But, yeah, Tomoko is a special cutie.
>>707776374
Well, this particular artist is obviously an ass-man. Can't say I can complain. But yeah, pants are so tight they are probably cutting off circulation.
Definitely looks squeezable tho.
>>707775937
How effective is her grip? She's pulling the trigger faster than I can see, and it must either be from being excited or jacked up on drugs to accomplish that level of firing speed.
And, she knows it, too. She's flicking her tail a little, and I don't think it's from the recoil. Her tail makes me think that she's not violent about it, and not gentle either. It's a specific tail, one in which the fluffiness assists in selling whatever emotion hasn't been shown by the stray chunks of fur. Maybe she just felt a little bloodlusted, so now she's trying to use her weapon knowledge to make some of that bloodlust bounce back. Probably saying something like "Y-You've never seen a girl with a gun before? I-I don't see what's so incredible about it that you have to keep staring."
It's just really interesting overall. I like the ears.
But, yeah, Galil is a special cutie.
Ultimate Gamer is the best.
>>707777029
Good taste!
>>707775937
Its pretty gr8 tho, so anything new with you my dude? ^^
>>707775683
Ah, makes sense, I never care about achievements or any collectible stuff unless its REALLY cool.
>>707775568
Thx <3
>>707776609
How nice are her feet? She must either be pouring wine or regular fruit juice to accomplish that level of red shine.
And, she knows it, too. She's got a bigger her in the background. Her bigger version makes me think that she has a Napoleon complex. They're some specific feet, two in which the claws assist in selling whatever emotion hasn't been shown by the dark fur. Maybe she just felt a little drunk, so now she's trying to use her wine to make some of that drunkess bounce back. Probably saying something like "Y-You've never seen a fox pouring wine before? I-I don't see what's so incredible about it that you have to keep staring."
It's just really interesting overall. I like the feet.
But, yeah, this is a cancerous furry image and Sachi should be decapitated.
>>707777219
Eh, achievements are really just No Life Points.
I haven't had an xbox in a long time so I don't care as much. But steam has achievements and I like unlocking them.
Claimed.
Check out those digits >>707777777.
>>707774922
I don't wanna
>>707774941
Hello. Yeah, i haven't been on here for a while.
>>707777808
>not /sp/ native dan protegee ian
well whatever
>>707777155
Illya! I got Challenger in solo duels in Rocket League
>>707776063
>Leading the waifu
Degenerate
>Not white
Degenerate.
>Not Mercy
DEGENERATE.
>Terrible picture
DEGENERATE AS FUCK
>>707776362
Screamo a shit
>avengers Sven
You must have messed this up on purpose.
>>707776809
Is this the new meme?
>>707777219
Not really, my life is pretty boring.
Oh wait, my brother broke his collarbone, but other than that nothing.
>TFW typed up all those replies and only got 3 (You)s and one was just memeing
>>707774455
>>707774455
>>707777633
Steam is pretty gud but I usually end up unlocking shit by accident, like a few seconds ago in SC4, "Oh, I didn't realize I could get these neat pants just by beating the fuck out of this guy and not taking damage. Huh."
>>707778404
Kek, RIP Galil.
>Broken collarbone
Wew, clavicles are a bitch to break, its a pressure bone though so I'm not surprised.
Kagami claimed!!!
>>707778707
Eli is back!
>>707779128
THE kagami?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>707778301
Awesome! I've never tried solo duels. How long did it take?
>>707779180
Mayybbeee
>sorry, I don't have a lot of kagami pics on my phone :s
My flesh will feed the demon
No trial, no case for reason
I've been chosen to pay with my life
Mad men define what mad is
Turning witches and saints to ashes
Rising masses marching to find heretic, heretic blood
>>707778707
Yeah IIRC he has to wear a sling for 8 weeks and its going to hurt for a long ass time after that (I think it was some shit like 9 months or something) and he won't really be able to use it during that time. He's been staying at my house so I can help him because he really can't operate on his own with only one arm.
>>707779180
Smugbug!
>>707779128
The pantypool continues?
>>707779180
You bet I am you Smug SOB. How goes it? >>707779400
Sounds like a pain in the arse. I haven't ever broken a bone, so I can't relate. But I bet being one-armed must suck ass.
>I hope it isn't his dominant arm.
>>707779487
No you whore
>>707774455
>>707779180
Smuggaroni
>>707779183
About an hour or so after doing my placements. I placed in Prospect Elite, then just grinded out some games.
>>707779128
I feel I'm being lied too.
>>707779487
Of course, but you don't have to put yours in there!!!! :x
How gangster are you?
https://youtu.be/DPC9erC5WqU
lol I can't even. This is too fucking funny.
>>707779805
It's me Shiro, how's the running going??
>sorry I've been away
>>707779582
Nah, its his left arm.He can't really do shit, but he can still play Civ 5 so he isn't too bad off.Plus I have to make him food, so he is really just relaxing 24/7
>>707779939
Gangster as fuck, that's how gangster.
>
>>707779648
Damn, absolutely destroyed those placement matches, huh?
>>707779950
I've missed you.
Running's been going fine.
It's okay that you've been away! As long as your happy and stuff.
How's life?
>>707780210
I made at least 5 people forfeit. Finished 7-3, at one point I was placed against a Challenger 3 who beat me in overtime.
>not to brag
>>707779299
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOURE BACK AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS
YOU'RE BACK IN THE THREAD!!!!
>>707779400
Desert fox
>>707779582
SOB?
Im doing pretty well. Got pre-workout as substitute for coffee but i need to get it out now. What up with you?
>>707779648
Digi-sword. What up?
>>707779939
>
Real gangster
>>707779844
I will put much more than one in there. I might even put more than you did a few months ago.
Great to see you here, I've missed pics of this purple haired cute.
>>707779128
Oh hey
It's that guy
Either one.
>>707780535
Making some dinner: ramen and garlic toast
>full college
>>707780535
>SOB?
Son of a bitch.
>>707780036
Now I don't feel quite as bad for him.
>If one of my arms was crippled I'd be pissed because theres only a handful of things I could actually do onehanded.
>>707780535
>SOB. Son Of a Bitch :^]
>Its a term of endearment that bikers and hicks use.
Not much, decided to play some Splinter Cell Conviction, its pretty gud, I like the sneaky beaky action.
>>707779939
Gangsta!~
>>707780214
I've missed you too, and I'm glad you're still hanging in there shiro...don't ever stop bettering yourself :)
>>707780535
It's been a while huh??? It feels like I've been gone for a year x_x
>>707780663
Oh hey...I remember, the pain
>>707780036
>>707780535
I noticed you guys were gangster.
Well I'm pretty gangster myself.
night
>>707780958
My gangsta.
I really want more delinquent Tomoko.
>>707780964
I remember it well too
But hey, we got good memories out of it.
At least I hope you did
>>707781015
Sleep nicely.
>>707780964
I am doing quite good these days. Pretty sure the last time you saw me I was depressed to all shit, and I'm proud to say those times are no more.
>>707781111
>quads confirm megumin is the cutest Cutie
:'(
>>707781231
That's great to hear!!!! I'm glad you could get yourself out of that rut...and I hope good things keep happening to you shiro ^_^
>>707780958
Yeah, I have to tie his shoes whenever he wants to go somewhere and the foods he can't eat are ridiculous, he seriously can't eat pizza because it just falls apart in his hand and he can't eat pancakes either unless they are already cut up.
>>707780977
I laughed at that image
>>707781066
Delinquent Tomoko is pretty good actually.I think I like her better than normal Tomoko.
>>707781347
>Megaman
>
>Galil
>>707781347
Megumin is dead, Kaga
He's fucking dead
Along with the happiness he had :^)
These threads are so fucking sad
>>707781347
So do I, and I wish the same to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs
