guilty-pleasures thread
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guilty-pleasures thread
>>707763991
its not but it gets very uncomfortable very quickly in my experience
sometimes I'm playing fetch with my doggos and I flick my wrist but don't actually throw the ball
>>707763991
>>707764146
Nibi's on the other ass end of the planet
>>707764156
you sick fuck
this is my guilty pleasure
is that overwatch bestiality porn? That's totally overwatch bestiality porn
>>707764380
get the fuck out
I mean wow
okay we just went there
Yeah I didnt even know I had it till I went looking through my gif folder for the gif version of
>>707764572
No but for real you should probably be the one to leave this time. You're a buzz kill.
did you say post women?
would winston fucking tracer be bestiality
>>707764699
please for the love of god find the gif version of that
I'm just surprised it exists. Good quality, too. The internet really does everything.
>>707764881
if it exists, there is fucked up porn of it
i like the chicks with dicks thing
>>707764834
interracial
>>707764881
That artist also made an animation of a random 5 year old boy banging goatmom
>>707764834
yes
so would lucio
delete this
>>707765008
I knew a mtf tranny once
she was very nice to me but she was offended when I wasn't interested in her and then stopped talking to me
so I always consider trannies whores like that from now on
>>707765075
pscht, juvenile.
why?
>>707765239
do you think it's funny or clever?
>>707765043
really covering the gamut of illegal sex acts
>>707765187
I had sex with a tranny and I would not do it again it was weird
>>707765339
was banging katia really that weird?
>>707765404
whyyyy
>>707765413
zing
>>707765413
SHOTS FIRED
terrified looking girls who are gagged
I also fap over gymnastics girls in shiny tight leotards while wearing one myself
it was not weird I am beautiful
>>707765339
>I had sex with a tranny and I would not do it again it was weird
gross
also, you know, not a tranny
i unironically listen to system of a down
>>707765697
I will need lots of pics for verification
>>707765793
dont make her lie to herself
sweaty smelly cameltoes / girls who smell like a mermaid
>>707765877
same, actually. steal this album is their best.
>>707765761
hi kissu thank you for using an avatar I can identify
I mean it wasn't GROSS per se but it tried really hard to make girl sounds during sex and acted like its penis didn't exist etc
I would kiss a dog.
>>707766001
why didnt you call it her sissy clitty?
>>707766001
sounds gross to me
I prefer my partners sans phallus
>>707766128
god that is a repulsive sentence
>>707766128
dude it was weird enough that I was on top
>>707766152
what are you some kind of heterosexual
let my asshole be your contraceptive
>>707766162
>that is what some people believe
we need a new plague etc
>>707766233
did you at least call its ass her "succulent boipussy"
>>707766327
I used exactly 0 of these words
actually after we got to the fucking bit I didn't really say a lot of words in general since I was really drunk and it was a little awkward
>>707766233
Yes, it's quite the wonderful thing to be.
>>707766446
>no succulent shitpussy
are you even trying?
am, stop
what the fuck is happening
>>707766565
you need to stop
>>707766534
you only really like 2d anyway don't you
>>707766640
Yes, though the occasional 3d pig does catch my interest.
It's rare.
>>707766565
I prefer tight smelly shitpussy
but then again I like my trannies bound, gagged and bent over the bed, unable to move
Even better with a bag or latex hood over their heads
I had the most ashamed masturbation earlier, it was to women.
congrats zac you made the thread absolutely disgusting
>>707766743
they'll never be as perfect as your waifu
i prefer pooter cooter
>>707767006
i mean, katia was already in here, it couldn't get much worse
>>707766906
>not always being ashamed of masturbation
>>707767006
It's quite the letdown.
At least trump will make anime real.
Except for he won't because he's too shitty to beat the worst candidate ever.
>>707767118
considering the last two weeks he's had he should be WAY further down than he is, anime might be real yet
and if not you can always brb gensokyo
>I drew out the weird anons
I think I did a good job tbh
but he is so handsome
somehow I turned a discord server dedicated to mario kart into a bowser bara dad discussion
crusading
>>707767262
I just can't see it happening at this point. The problem is no one wants to take time to read emails and the media is just going to spin the Podesta leaks away as fast as they can. Baring something truly catastrophic I am not sure how he's going to catch back up.
>>707767996
crusades were entirely justified.
it's good to know your coercive interest is generalizable
>>707768004
the emails are a complete nonissue, and they were a nonissue prior to the recent scandals. Nobody cares about those. Trump's victory potential is predicated primarily on the enthusiasm gap—that is, people who support him are likely to show up in numbers disproportionate relative to people who support clinton. The way this DOESN'T happen is if the recent scandals are enough to get independents to actually turn out to vote for clinton against trump, which would negate that advantage
either way, the race remains close at this point
#repeal the 19th
and the 15th, as long as we're dreaming
>>707768639
*amrens internally*
>>707768757
whats wrong with a breathalyzer?
hhhhhhhhuWAIGHT
>>707768895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQnocJV4zA
>>707768947
how many layers of dog are you on
>>707768429
Yes I agree they are non-issues. The problem is, statistically women vote more reliably then men and he has a horrendous support gap among women. The emails might matter if some kind of super bad shit is put out that even MSM can't ignore it, but the problem is that everyone already knows the government is incestuous and hillary is corrupt. It's not a surprise so no one really cares and the people that care were convinced to not vote for her long ago. Last I checked several weeks ago he was ahead with independents, but that was before the tape scandal thing. Hopefully it did not alienate too many women. I do think that there is a certain stigma against saying you're voting trump especially if you're an independent in a slightly left leaning circle so pols could be slightly off to what you'll see in the voting booths themselves. I'm also not convinced that the anti-hillary and never-trump people won't just vote trump come time.
>>707769216
dogception
>>>/d/ in general
>>707769296
man he had a horrendous support gap among women for a long while, cunts are idiots. It remains to be seen if that support gap remains relevant when zoomed into individual states for the ultimate electoral calculus. I wouldn't be too terribly optimistic, I don't think it's a lost cause though
>>707769388
you did not continue the meme correctly
>>707769611
meme better next time
>>707769681
obscure
>>707769541
I am guessing he has somewhere around a 30% chance of winning when being optimistic, though this election is so very volatile that big swings could still happen depending on what stupid scandal either candidate gets themselves in next. Also debates can have a slight swing, we'll see if the third one matters.
>>707767945
which discord is that?
>>707769750
the debate won't matter. Neither of the previous two did, realistically speaking. Unless hillary coughs up a lung or trump actually grabs her pussy on stage.
>>707770070
that post number though.
i have a friend who said he knows a guy in fox news or something, and that the dude said that trump was ahead about 70-30 in the polls but they were only allowed to ever report that it was close race to get more views or something
idk how reputable this info is though
bye girlfriends
>>707770361
that is unmitigated bullshit, to the tier of "my dad works at nintendo"
because nobody is EVER 70-30 ahead. That's not how these things work. Too much of the country is de facto loyal to one side or the other.
>>707770361
hearsay of secondary sources.
>>707765877
Is this a thing? System of a down kicks ass. They make good music and mix it up with weird shit. It's extremely engaging.
>>707770489
cya
>>707770070
The first one did since he looked like a defensive madman. Really it didn't matter, but he made it matter by sperging out over miss piggy for several days after. The second one he stopped the bleeding by throwing out a bunch of attacks and red meat, making sure the Republican party doesn't all abandon him. It very well may have convinced Pence to stay on the campaign which is good.
I don't think the substance of it matters, just if any big dumb gaffs come out in the middle. This next one will have lower viewership than the others so it won't have as far a reach.
>>707770489
bye julian
donald trump has a 0% chance of winning this election, and if he did he would be impeached.
>>707770489
>>707770492
i always take everything he says with a handful of salt because he believes in a whole bunch of weird conspiracy theories, just thought it was interesting
i've built up an immunity to memes.
>>707763970
So, it's not normal to want a whiff of your favorite artists' butts?
>>707769954
the /ink/ discord from /vg/
Splatoon General
>>707771559
truly i did not know people still played splatoon.
>>707771669
Its hella fun, there's a few of us hanging on but Nintendo doesn't care about us it's obvious.
trump has done nothing wrong.
>>707763970
>guilty-pleasures thread
>two autistic people making out via text
good thread
>>707771792
there is no more cow to milk there. splatoon was never destined to have the staying power of tf2.
>>707770691
>he would be impeached
for what?
saying things that hurt people feelings? thought crimes?
>>707771809
and he never will
papa trump will save humanity
>>707771983
anything that isnt goodthink is crimethink.
>>707771983
probably all the noncon ways he's treated women.
>>707771964
dude Nintendo didn't even expect Splatoon to sell at all
besides Nintendo has always been bad at online things
is all conservative thought so strawman?
>>707772258
i wonder when the splatoon hd remake will be released
ah NICE
>>707772735
#pray4spla2n
>>707772880
do you still sexualize ink children
dom pet my head and tuck me into bed
>>707771983
I don't know, you guys got Bill Clinton impeached for less.
>>707773009
they are not children
they are machines of war
...yes
>>707773049
pets your head, kisses your lips, slides my hands down your sheathe, tucks you into bed
>>707773355
do you want to be covered in their squid juices?
>>707773531
I am no longer tired >//////<
>>707773531
I'm pretty sure water based lifeforms and squids would not get a long very well. Apparently Callie wants to keep a human as a pet too.
>>707770840
Well, it may have taken longer than he thought, but he was right, wasn't he?
Trump=done.
>>707773801
you need a hot glass of milk.
>>707773961
why? who?
>>707774109
what for this time?
>>707764156
i see cate
>>707773888
>>707765239
cute
f
>>707763970
just bought an assortment of 20 pairs of random panties
The g strings are all too small but oh my god they were all cute and more than half felt genuinely comfortable. theres this nylon thong with skulls and little black bow that feel so good I don't even get aroused I can just wear them.
My only regret is I can never go full trap due to other lifestyle choices.
you don't want pics trust me but fuck I needed to squee to someone
>>707774161
one of the squid sisters the TV announcers
splatoon has some weird dystopian sci-fi shit going on in their lore
>>707775469
why did my namesync stop working
>>707775469
Stay happy and comfortable with yourself, Anon. :)
>>707775708
no idea
>>707775844
Thanks anon.
>>707776258
>>707776009
>>707775925
What do you like about these big chunky things? I can never understand it.
>>707776423
I said the exact same thing about cleavage just a few hours ago
>>707776629
Those big guys have cleavage though
Also, that did not answer my question.
absolutely disgusting.
>>707776423
Being able to bury yourself in and be surrounded by someone much larger than you is lovely desu
>>707776779
I just do? Thin guys rarely attract me, I can't say they don't IRL but as far as my tastes go, muscles and bulk are much more sexy than femmy looks and body. It's probably more to do with the fact I look more like than that a trap or something--probably some kind of narcissism.
Howdy there Racoon! how are you
>>707777225
Hey buddy. I'm doing swell, always looking for things to occupy my time as a NEET. I'm looking into buying a integral edition of Lord Of The Rings.
>>707777437
Ew Undershit.
I got 7755 for trump will win, close enough I guess.
Is there even such a thing as "guilty" pleasures at this point
>>707778218
probably
>>707778111
dubs are weak tea, only trips or higher invoke powerful meme magic.
>>707778306
Are you shore?
>>707778343
what about the trips I just got
>>707778393
im not just sure. I'm HIV positive
>>707778646
Okay then, I believe you
>>707778551
Slight indicator, will not strongly effect events on their own.
raccoon why are you a NEET
what happened to schooling
>>707769681
wait a fucking minute, you're special meme fresh aren't you?
tfw ur a IEE
>>707778756
giiiiid
>>707779079
I dropped out
>>707779269
I good nanar?
>>707776009
those shoulders goddamn
>>707779464
teh besttt~
>>707779326
dissapoint
>>707779620
Yeyy!
>>707779620
MEOW.
i am confused by people not liking the big boys
>>707779754
It's free so I can go back as soon as I feel like it.
>>707779917
hunnibun said you would eat out my butt
>>707779880
now make me popcorn to celebrate!
>>707779976
Fatties suck.
>>707764156
You... you're a monster! You're history's greatest monster!
>>707780088
Popcorn incoming! How much butter?
I would
>>707780203
enough to make me choke on it
>>707780390
All the butter then!
>>707780450
like dont even melt it. just throw a few bricks in
>>707780375
I wouldn't
>>707780588
Great minds think alike~ As you wish!
My headset shat itself and now I sound like skynet, what do?
>>707780737
get the insulin ready bb~
im ready to lose some toes~
>>707780824
become selfaware and drop the nukes
>>707780933
I'd better call the hospital in advance!
>>707781040
no need because the toes are already dead from lack of blood flow :D
we can just chop em off and throw a bandage on. and feed them to my corgi
>>707780933
I'm already selfaware that I am a faggot.
>>707781383
now all thats left is to launch the missiles.
>>707781343
That'll prolly give her diabetes as well!
>>707781620
thats not how it works though!
but she is fat enough so she probably has it anyway
>>707781494
Now where do I find some missile codes?
>>707781855
I don't know how much works ._.
>>707782025
you have them already.
>>707782093
poor lil guy
>>707782224
Teach me senpie
>>707782224
*Inserts penis into the USB drive*
>>707782322
activate it!
>>707782319
touch my senpie
>>707782448
*cums fuckingly*
>>707782448
*t-touch... .//.
