ITT: We write down our top 3 bands/artists and tell eachother why everyones taste in music is sheit. I'll start.
>1: Herrschaft
>2: Rabbit Junk
>3: The CNK
>1: Pennywise
>2: The Offspring
>3: Authority Zero
>1. Dream Theater
>2. Lynyrd Skynyrd
>3. Kansas
>>707740174
>midnight oil
>rage against the machine
>queen
> Tom Waits
> Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
> Samsas Traum
>1: Mano Negra
>2: The Doors
>3: White Stripes
motorhead, rose tattoo, pantera
>>707741066
>Authority Zero etc.
To hell with you and your ska bs
+ Everything The Offspring produced after Americana was pure shit
>>707741212
Die oldschool "metal" + (stupidly-named-subgenre).
>>707741212
Fucking disgusting
Kill yourself
Deicide, The strokes, Megadeth
>>707740174
Why only three?
>>707741454
Lemme guess: You are wearing a fedora, a red tie and a checkered wristband yea?
>>707740174
>1. Pink Floyd
>2. The Doors
>3. The Rolling Stones
>>707741770
Megadeth made one good song. You know what I'm on about.
>1. Yes
>2. King Crimson
>3. Genesis (Peter Gabriel Era)
>>707742099
Good one.
Just for shits and cockles, what's their "one good song"?
>>707742047
Ancient garbage
>Soulfly
>Tool
>Drudkh
>>707742277
Fuck Tool
>>707742190
Symphony of Destruction.
Arch Enemy did a cover on that one. Way better track if you can stand the "growling".
>>707742355
No you!
> Igor Stravinsky
>Bela Bartók
> George Crumb
>Megadeth
>Iron Maiden
>Slayer
>>707741983
Nope. I am actually the opposite. But I love blues, folk and experimental stuff. I play chinese and japanese folk instruments in blues and jazz arrangements.
>>707742277
Ancient garbage
>yet unquestionably better than any pretentious POS band you can come up with.
>>707742277
No they aren't.
But, I'm sure Drudkh is garbage and I don't even know what it is or how to pronounce it...
I'm not even >>707742047
I'm >>707741454
Doors fans should help each other.
>>707740174
Fuck yeah rabbit junk. You should check out Lolita storm
>>707742889
no fuck I'm >>707741472
misclick
>1: Mr Bungle
>2: Charles Mingus
>3: Notorious B.I.G.
>>707742696
Are you my dad?
>>707743073
That depends, are you my gay autistic son?
>>707742748
Breaking the /b norm here but that is not at all cringe worthy.
>>707741212
Forget those faggot sissies, you scored a grand slam with this trio, rock on!
>>707742901
Thank you so much!
>>707742748
Being a hipster doesn't make you a good musician.
Stop playing fucking bamboo flute or whatever
Listen to some Snarky Puppy
And get fucking laid
For God's sake
>>707743137
Yes
>>707743355
Anytime bro
>>707742277
nice dub dubs, dig the atmospheric black metal of drudhk, but i cant stand soulfly, tool ranges for me from meh to ok
>>707741472
Prefer manu chao
>>707740174
Dig some songs from rabbit junk, specially the ones dabbling in bikes and shit, as for your other choices, i prefer a more industrial/ebm/aggrotech sound
>mine
>Motörhead
>Colour haze
>Brant Bjork
have so many more, but this is currently what im listening to...
>>707743362
This
Is nigger music aloud?
1. Vince staples
2. Freddie Gibbs
3. Schoolboy Q
>>707743073
Your dad, as well as this guy, have a shit taste in music.
I could forgive 1 metal band in a top 3, but 3 means you are just a poop.
>>707743554
Must be hard being such a dirty tasteless nigger.
>>707740174
>1. Screeching Weasel
>2. Gorillaz
>3. Hector Berlioz
>>707743531
>2. Freddie Gibbs
>>707743519
Ever heard of "Hellyeah" or "Puscifer"?
You might dig it
>>707743684
You better protect your neck
My 3 favorite bands/artists that are still making new music and touring?
>1. Ghost
>2. Rammstein
>3. Die Antwoord
>>707743703
>Screeching Weasel
MUH NIGGUUUH!
FUCK LED ZEPL
>>707743362
Consider getting out of the basement once in a while and let it come to your mind that there might be people of asian descend that are trying to uphold their culture and prevent certain instruments from dying out by motivating people to play them even aside from traditional forms.
>>707741066
MODS
>>707743753
That picture goes here
>>707743824
>>707743824
I hate fucking Rammstein.
We get it, you are sadomasochistic neo-nazis, stop screaming it in my face.
Die Antwoord are very good.
stan rogers
dave van ronk
the band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZdu3IHhp54
>>707740174
Rabbit junk's videos are insane. I love it.>>707740174
>>707744071
underage, if the current year of our lord was 1996
Roxy music
Neil young & crazy horse
Gentle Giant
>>707744045
I'm from Greece, but I don't go around playing jazz-fucking-bouzouki.
>uphold their culture
>motivating people to play bamboo flute
Hahaha
Eat shit nationalist pig
>Saor
>Death Grips
>Pearl Jam
>>707744045
>slides katana back into fleshlight
nothing personal kid
Morbid Angel
Poison
Justin Bieber
>Metallica
>The Offspring
>Disturbed
>>707740174
>2016
>listening to bands
Do I need to say more?
>>707744867
No
Just leave and remember that you have no culture.
>>707744548
Well you got my with that bamboo flute, but I mostly play the biwa and the guqin.
Yes I may be somewhat nationalist (It really is contradicting here in Germany), but if you`re from greece you should probably shut up about political views and ideas, you were already sold to the EU.
>>707740174
>1. The Killers
>2. Modest Mouse
>3. The Heavy
>ninja sex party
>Stephen Colbert
>smash mouth
>>707744835
Literally buttmetal
Listen to some Gojira or old Opeth dood
>>707740174
>Russjaka
>nazi marching songs
>Tay tay
>>707744772
Is that some kind of new cringe-stuff?
>>707742120
>yes
aaaaaaaaaand your out.
>>707742633
>bands
nigga wrong bread. you try to impress ppl at a vegie fair with steak
>>707743041
white nigger
>>707744676
replace saor with kanye and ill shoot you down in on sight
>>707740174
>1. The Velvet Underground
>2. David Bowie
>3. Frank Zappa
>>707745020
Racist as well...
Do you even like Jazz, or are they the only ones that let you play biwa and guqin?
1) Maddie & Tae
2) Celine Deon
3) Kenny Loggins
>>707745432
>Racist as well
Nigger do you even know where you are
>>707745218
>calls other metal shit
>reccomends slam metal and melo death
nigga if i see your ass anywhere im gonna ram my Entomebd collection down your urethra the way you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-TXuWU6TL8
>>707745005
You think listening to bands gives you culture?
>Sure bud
>Whatever helps you sleep at night bud
>New Order
>Journey
>My Morning Jacket
>>707740174
>>707740174
>Opeth
>Nile
>Dying Fetus
>>707745579
we all know this is reddit now. if you still think this is "teh luls" 2006 chan go fuck off
Sex gang children
The danse society
And also the trees
T'Pau
Wham!
The Bee Gees
>>707745579
Shut up faggot, I'm having a conversation.
>>707745748
wears sport coats and takes anal beads like a real sissy
>>707740174
>Coast Modern
>The Heavy
>Cage the Elephant
Weezer
System of a Down
Queen
>>707742889
Drudkh is god tier
>>707745432
Everybody tends to be rascist or discriminating towards people of other beliefs or heritages. But yeah, I think that some people are less worth than others. I have close to no love or compassion towards africans and other sub humans that couldn`t evolve or keep themselves from starving for 2000 years. The more you feed, the more they breed, the more they need.
Everyone tends to his own happiness and sadness.
I prefer blues but even jazz isn`t the only thing I do.
>>707745586
>Entombed
C'mon now kiddo, Entombed is as generic as death metal can get
>>707744209
They're not though. That's the fucking point. Anyone who thinks Rammstein are neo-nazis clearly have no sense of symbolism.
>Sia
>Blind Guardian
>Of Monsters and Men
>>707746000
Check'em
>>707745586
Slam and melodeath? Dude, you clearly have your genres mixed up.
>>707746000
Do you understand the irony?
(Nice trips btw)
(This congratz doesn't mean I like you now)
>>707745831
You're definitely not stayin alive
>>707746049
>i need slam
>i need autistic drums that wont settle on anything
>i want a guy singing like legolas and then going full orc
nigga there is the door
>>>/out/
>>707746000
Absolutely enbarrassing taste and a human being devoid of empathy 0/10 worst of thread
>>707745970
14 year old white boy taste
>>707745958
16 year old white boy
>>707745831
Genuinely hilarious
>>707745769
Edge lord who can't into older prog
>>707745748
>journey
>>707745408
All good but Snoooooooore
Beefheart > Zappa
>>707744835
OOO AH AH AH AH/10
>Captain Beefheart
>Ornette Coleman
>Guided By Voices
>Animal Collective
>Gorillaz
>Streetlight Manifesto
is it terminal?
>>707740174
> The Doors
> Django Reinhardt
> Tool
>>707746291
so? who discusses nu metal shit like gojira or girl metal like opeth. for fuck sake dont you guys have to share your pics from the last nightwish concert or anything?
>>707746400
One day youll discover Operation Ivy
>>707746432
Get rid of Tool and youre eh pretty cool guy
>>707746380
>Implying its bad to be a white boy
Nigger detected
>all that remains
>the misfits
>korn
roast me
>>707740174
Looptroop
Cage the elephant
in flames
>A$AP Rocky
>Denzel Curry
>Lil Yachty
>>707740174
>Tears for Fears
>MF Doom
>Versailles
>1: Led Zeppelin
>2: Cake
>3: Jimi Hendrix
red hot chili peppers
cannibal corpse
megadeth
>>707740174
>1:System of a Down
>2:Seether
>3:Protomen
>>707746432
nice
except tool
>>707745958
fuck yeah CTE is awesome.
>>707746380
>im too deep for music essentials
life is just a joke for you. roasting you would be doing you a favor. so fuck you nicely
>>707746709
futur an hero
>1: Rise Against
>2: Coheed and Cambria
>3: Motion City Soundtrack
>>707746346
I suppose you just have poor taste.
Early Opeth blows 90% (including Entombed) out of the fucking water, AND has talent enough to go completely out of territory into melodic.
Gojira is far more technical than your generic swede death metal act, especially with drumming that ISN'T IN 4/4 (WOW)
I suppose you just have shit taste dood
>>707741472
>>707742047
>>707746432
We, people with Doors in the top 3, just understand a bit more than everyone else...
>Hotelier
>Foxing
>Front Bottoms
>Inb4 indie trash (too easy of an excuse)
>>707746955
>>707746000
>>707746309
You don't do you?
>>707746309
There is a difference between holding up something that would otherwise drown in the waves of modernization and never evolving out of the mud that you crawled from.
Believe me, after my graduation I have been to the shitscape called tansania. Everytime when you would help some of their spawn (giving them casts, crutches or other medical supplies), they “lost“ it, just to demand a replacement which they would loose(sell) too, even if they were fed. And just when they could feed their offspring, there would pop out a new one. These nigs were even too dumb to maintain a fueled pump (refilling fuel), so a well would just dry up again and they`d send their children 20km away to get water again.
The colonial age wasnt the worst that could happen to thenm.
>>707746432
>>707746758
Yeah I was waffling on tool. Should have been pink floyd.
>Beats Antique
>We Butter The Bread With Butter
>Tipper
>>707746709
Pic needs more contrast.
>>707747193
You have my full respect now.
>>707747000
>90%
>more technical
>melodic "metal"
you sure convinced me with these hot opinions. all the amazing facts im reading clearly state that you are the one of the """"superior taste in music""""
holy shit and i thought /mu/ was autistic
old Deicide
Klaus Schulze
Ottorino Respighi
>>707747370
>>707747193
But Pink Floyd is just a poor man's Soft Machine
Unless we're only talking '67-'71 Floyd
>>707746380
I am not devoid of empathy, i work with people on a daily basis and I`ve learned to differentiate from people and need and worthless cunts, not contributing to society. Some people just dont even deserve a spark of kindness.
>>707747517
Yeah, old floyd.
>>707747384
thanks for the (You) coach
I'll be here all night
>Creed
>Nickleback
>One direction
>>707747739
b8/10
>>707740174
>Beyonce
>Death Grips
>Jay Reatard
>>707747184
The nationalist, racist, asian, blues and jazz lover, who plays "biwa" and "guqin" in "blues and jazz arrangements" to "uphold his culture", and hates balck people with a passion.
Have I been baited like a little bitch, or are you the funnyest/criengiest guy?
>pierce the veil
>black veil brides
>bring me the horizon
>>707740174
Rolling Stones
Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers
Red Hot Chili Peppers
now fuck off
>>707744413
not even /b/ can roast me.
>reddit 2.0 knows any of these bands
>1. Pearl Jam
>2. Queensrÿche
>3. Cocteau Twins
>>707740174
>Elephant Eats The Prophet
>Cash Bandicoot
>DJ Taye
>Rapeman
>Drive Like Jehu
>Lightning Bolt
>>707746000
>>707747000
no one noticed?
you guys like music too much...
>>707747918
And I also adore Mishima Yukio and the Idea of Sepukku. Now take a fucking guess
But the Tansania Story is real though. I`ve been there 6 months as a physical therapist and it was just batshit crazy.
>>707740174
>Being As An Ocean
>Counterparts
>The Ghost Inside
>>707740174
Sufjan Stevens
Radiohead
Ben Folds
1.Alt J
2.Tame Impala
3.Arctic Monkeys
(Optional) Low Roar
>inb4 hipster
this bread is full of shit.
here
>go to your local middle school
>ask the guys who stand all alone on the yard what their top 3 bands are
>same results as this bread
now the only question here is why would anyone want to know.
>>707748439
>Calling everyone out and not contributing to the crowd.
Care to fill us in, Anon?
>>707748439
I'm here for the roasts
young thug
young thug
young thug
1. Burzum
2. Celtic Frost
3. Cattle decapitation
>>707748439
please enlighten us as to your eclectic taste, friend
>>707748303
>Sufjan Stevens
being this gay
>>707748608
what for? you wont know them. you will have to improvise and call some stale bullshit like "nice indian hardcore jazz punk fellow skinny jeanser"
it would be a waist for both of us
>>707748130
still no fuss...
CHECK THE NUMBERS,
THIS IS NOT FUCKING COMMON IN ONE THREAD
>>707748699
You like cattle decapitation, therefore I can assure that you've missed the point of burzum and Celtic frost. Also you're the fag I rape in the pit for wearing gauges and a hipster duck dynasty beard. Fuck you
>>707748699
Be more dark, fagget
>>707746380
>Listening to extreme music makes you an edgelord
Do you even lift faggot?
>>707749027
>it would be a waist for both of us
>waist
>>707742633
> Dmirti Shostakovich
> John Cage
> Gyorgy Ligeti
>>707749027
>nobody knows about them so they must be good!
ahahahahah
Alice In Chains
Reel Big Fish
Green Day
am i a huge fag or what?
>>707749303
>extreme
>opeth
thou needs to sharpen thine edges
for it is of no personal concern youngling
Adagio, Symphony X, MetallicA
> Smashing Pumpkins til Machines of God
> Death in June (the fireplace guitar stuff)
> Sortilegia
>>707749507
>nobody
thats not what i said. i just said nobody on /b/ will know of them since not even the /mu/tants have made memes for it yet.
>nobody
you are not the world /b/ atleast not yet
>>707749951
>only other true connoisseurs of music will understand me!
Just keep digging that hole
