Lets have one of those threads
>age
>how many women have you fucked so far
>some crazy shit you have done or seen that will never forget tldr version
>22
>1
>I almost fucked a purebred mare
>18
>6
>I haven't seen anything crazy yet. But, i can't forget the one who sucked my cock like a pro. I've seen anything like it, made me cum so hard
>>707730039
>20
>1 (with same girl for 5 years already)
>tried heroin
>22
>13
>did coke, it was fun, definitely gonna do it again
26, like... 7 I think. Got one of my ex's to show her titties to my little brother. She was 23, he was 11 :P she ended up panties down legs spread masturbating for him to watch.
>30m
>10 or so girls
>Once I went to a gay sauna just to try a dick. I was fucked in the ass by a guy in front of 4-5 other guys.
>>707730593
wtf
>>707730039
>19
>3
>pissed in ex gf's mouth
not much crazy shit's gone down tbh
>26
>4
>Found a guy hanging in the woods in the middle of summer and his face was hanging off. Served in armoured regiment in Afghanistan and blew shit up.
>19
>0
>Accidently found a pedo chatroom.
>>707730593
>>707730572
Dude...
>21
>5
>Once let a boss and his bf suck my pee pee for 300$
>>707730039
>27
>0 (gayfag)
>Licked MDMA off a galapagos turtle in a filthy bar on the Kaapstad waterfront
>Be 24 male
>2 girls, 4 guys
>Cheated on gf with whore, got herpes.
>gf stayed with me despite herpes
>mfw I still am a cheating whore.
>>707730819
4Chan is an imageboard not a chatroom
>>707731067
RIP
>29
> 34 girls
> saw an assassination on the streets first day I was back in my country, pretty fucked up.
19
0
nothing
>>707731214
Kek
Yeah i've seen cp on /b/ before but its usually gone after a minute.
>20m
>15
>Got pulled over at 16 for a turning signa
>Cop asks whats in my bag
>"Just movies and games Officer"
>"Ok fuck off kid"
>It was a stolen .357
>29m
>5
Fucked 2 girls in one night, one at 10pm who had to go home after cos she had work the next day, and the other who bootycalled me something like 20minutes after the first one left and I was fucking her an hour later. Creampied both of them. The Pill ftw. Both of them were named Laura too.
Is a fun story to share but I didn't feel like a hip hop movie star at all after. Happily monogamous to my fine ass gf knowing I've dodged STD bullets having used a condom maybe twice my entire life and honestly feeling good that my cum is being gifted to someone I actually like.
>>707730039
>26
>0
>Committed arson which ultimately burned down a small house, blew up a gas line & a van.
>>707731264
Shit man, what country?
>>707730039
52
around 35
nothing too crazy, fucked a GWU student in a park 2 blocks from the white house after clubbing one night.
47m
33 fucks
One slut asked me if I would fuck her friend cos she was a virgin and wanted me to fuck her.I didn't believe her friend until she lifted her skirt and showed me her pussy and said now do you believe me. So I fucked her in front of the slut I was banging while she masturbated. Ended up with the slut showing her friend how to suck my dick so being a gentleman I let her practice
>>707731408
Honduras
>>707730039
>age
21
>how many women have you fucked so far
30 flat
>some crazy shit you have done or seen that will never forget tldr version
had a very long lasting urge to cut my own dick off the first time i tried ecstacy...glad i didnt
>>707730259
what do you say about heroin?
>31
>7
>Wife and I took home a friend of a friend. Tipsy, she made a drink got comfortable and instructed us through sex
>>707731514
my friend Sean said the same thing happened to him when he did acid. Luckily his friend was there to stop him
>>707730933
South african fag?
25yo male
Had sex with over 100 women (7 gfs, and the rest hookers) Std free
Go to Mexico see a bunch of crazy shit
>18
>4
>saw a car accident, 4 dead... saw one person cut in half
>>707731494
Sounds bad. Hope it's been treating you okay aside from that.
> 26m
> 28 girls
> went to a gay sauna drunk to try some gay stuff, ended up sucking 10 dicks and being fucked by 5 men back to back
>>707731630
moral of the story: dick is better
>>707730039
More of this biatch
>>707731618
Live in Canada so I'm good
>>707731630
>>707730593
is this a meme
>>707730039
>24
>8 (I think?)
>fucked on a 4th floor balcony downtown to a crowd of onlookers
-17
-6
-fucked ex-gf with her little sister asleep beside us
>20
>6
>Convinced a district court judge that I was a recruiting officer(over the phone and email) for the marines and that one of my friends they arrested for a DWI was not really that bad of a guy and he couldnt have any felonies to join the marines so they dismissed his case. many keks had and spring break was fuckin awesome.
>25
>ain't counted so far but over 40+ last I did
>in serious hang
Played beer pong with strippers in strip club
Took home the wet t shirt contest winner
Robbed a store
>>707731778
nope, gay saunas are just massive orgies
>>707731839
*gang
>32
>11
>I barebacked and creampied a stripper at a place called Girls r fun in Atlanta in 2005
>>707731778
/thread
>>707731839
you must be a sexy m'f. Post a pic of you or your stories are bullshit
>>707731831
>>707731067
MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>707731971
^this
>>707731596
No, Dutchfag. Went there on a student exchange program
Weirdest fucking place I've ever been, and that's not even counting the turtle
>>707731797
got a better one*
Easter night I had two roomates double team a girl from the college band team while both shouting at the top of thier lungs. "IM NOT GIRTHY and RIGHTEOUS" all night long. Oh and one also gave the girl the number 8675309 and had him read it back to her till she got it. Then never gave her his number
>29
>12
>Girl went full no-condom anal right into a deepthroat. Refused to kiss her after that
>>707730039
Age 29.
Around 100 women, stopped counting at 75.
1 dude.
Seen and done a lot of shit... used to go to loads of illegal raves/warehouse parties/squat parties.
>20
>4
>I borrowed my moms dildo once
>also found the solution of existence while on LSD
>28
>6
>Watched my ex gf suck off a dog
>>707732052
do share anon
>>707732064
hot
>40m
>2 guys
>Once in the gay sauna I frequent 2 faggots came in with their butts oiled and asked people to fuck them. They didn't wanted to leave even tho its just a sauna so I took it for the team. Most of my partners joined and some watched.
>>21
>>8
>>See a man having a heart atack in the street, I didn't help, I just was watching, then I go, I don't if he died or not
>>707730039
39
fucked 15
been arrested a handful of times, got married in Vegas
>21
>0
>could have lost virginity several times but I stuck to the "bro's before ho's" bullshit enev though my bro' always chose ho's first
>>707731966
I'm fine. 5'10 180lbs
I've nothing to prove
I just admitted to robbing a store I'm not going to post a picture of myself.
>22
>15
>fucked a 16 year old not long ago
>>707732188
kek
>>707732121
It really fucking was.
Watching her lips surround a dogs dripping cock was intense.
>20
>8
>livestreamed myself putting a ice scream scooper up my ass
>18
>0
>>707730039
28yo
around 25
After my ex cheated on me (we both knew she did, just wouldn't fess up) we got back together because we were still living in the same 2 bedroom apartment. I decided that I should have some fun behind her back too so I started fucking this hot brunette when the ex/gf was gone. She would always make me cum inside her, then she'd go put on a pair of my girlfriend's panties and leak out into them all night. I think she put them back in the drawer dirty, but I never saw what happened to them after
>>707732216
MODZZZ (el newfag)
>21
>4
>saw my friends dad physically abuse her and her mother, we were 4 at the time
>>707732242
should have took video
>>707732064
Fuck yeah
>28
>0
regret not having the experience but at least I haven't don anything I might really regret.
>>707730039
>28
>2
>Burned down a whole farm house
>>707732307
Thankfully I did, the lighting sucks but it does the job
>>707732242
Different anon here. Talked my current gf into doing it while I fucked her doggystyle. Needless to say I spaghettied everywhere.
>>707730039
>33
>26
>hard choking that she wanted is probably the weirdest thing I've done. Not really into crazy shit, just fucking.
>>707732216
Patrick?
29.
I don't know. I've done plenty of fucked up shit while drunk and it's impossible to keep count. Depends what counts as fucking too.
Went through a war in Balkans as a kid, saw plenty of fucked up shit.
>>707730039
>>age
38
>>how many women have you fucked so far
0
>>some crazy shit you have done or seen
Seen a midget fuck a huge woman in a live sex show
>>707731286
same
>>707732398
post it plz
>>707732265
where im at the age of consent is 16 so im good
>22
>1 (multiple times till we broke up)
>while we were fucking she let out some small white jelly-like substance and I swear I remember it being cube-shaped or some shit. Also her asshole has a natural lid
>28
>31
>friend was tallying to this girl once and I texted her to come over. She left his house, fucked me, and went back to his house and drank all his beer. She never fucked him in the end. We did this for a few months
>17
>0
>have a mundane life so i've never done or seen anything remotely intersting
>16m
>1 (gf)
>Got high as shit with a couple buddies, went to Speedway to get some food, and ran into a cop. Had a conversation with him, got away with it
>>707730039
>23
>16 but i'm in state uni
>died for five minutes from snowboarding injury. have fucked two rape victims who couldnt keep it together. the one broke down telling me she loved me repeatedly and literally wouldn't physically let go of me for about a day.
>>707730039
>18
>0
>took a shit in the woods
>>707732369
Fag
>>707732244
>checked
Why would you do that?
>>707732409
Breathtaking isn't it? My current gf isn't into it but I'm trying to guilt her in to it. Her parents have a huge dog that hasn't been snipped and I'd love to see her get fucked by it in her parents living room
>>707732513
nice one, same
>>707732443
It's not worth the risk for me sorry, I wish I could though it would be so hot to see everyones reactions.
>>707732620
as appose to the people who have sucked dick on here?
also I prefer bitter loner to fag
>>707732052
>also found the solution of existence while on LSD
Well, what is it?
>>707732101
It's all about pleasure. It cannot be explained if you aren't high as well but what i can explain now is that hedonism is the only way to go in life and that pleasure is the only thing worth thriving after. Also discovered the 5th dimension and a bunch of stuff about nature.
>>707730039
>18, ugly/fat as fuck
>0, incel
>Watched my boss/family friend OD on coke in front of me, had to explain to his kids what happened
>>707732621
Not the scooper end, I was young and dumb.
Was bi-curious to say the least
>27
>in the 20's
>got my gfs mom at the time to send me tit pics and agree to meet me in a hotel room, but she pussied out last minute
>>707732142
We all did that.
>19
>0
>made plaster molds of all my friends dicks
>>707732708
letting me down anon. might try it with one of my current fuck toys, most are kinky enough to do it no doubt
>>707732619
Hardcore.
>>707732744
sounds fucking legit man
>>707730039
>27
>upwards of 40
>hot water blow jobs are weird and was into cutting during sex with one chick. She would get off to drinking my blood.
>>707732802
How did you even do that
>>707732101
>>707732733
and also, when you've experienced different dimensions the only problem in life that you will worry about is how to reach them again and stay there forever. Once you're there, you have the solution and answer to completely everything. Therefore LSD will give you the answer to life and is the key to everything abstract to the human brain.
>>707732592
bnd
26
2
fucked a 16 year old boy bareback when i was 22. best ass ever
get footjobs on the regular from my best female friend
>>707730039
>26
>0
>nothing that I've seen irl comes to mind
>20
>5
>A guy is now a gimp for an old woman because of how much I bullied him.
>23 y/o
>8 girls (in relationship of 4 years though)
>gonna hire an escort to do threesome with girlfriend who is bisexual and longs for pussy
>>707732870
made a mold, they stuck their hard dick in it, poured plaster in it
>>707730039
18
3
Fucked my ex on in her moms room when we were drunk as fuck at 2 in the morning and her parents were asleep in there, I was 16 at the time.
>21
>12
>tried weed, LSD and ecstasys, willing to do mushrooms
>once my ex gf peed on my chest, fucking hot
>>707733013
Why?
>30
>18 (met wife at 19)
>Witnessed someone die from drinking too much moonshine.
That beats out fucking 3 chicks in 4 hours seperate
doing 10mg methadone, gram of coke, 2 xany bars, a few perk 10s and drinking.
>>707732808
Do it. You won't regret it. The hottest thing I've ever bore witness to. Still wish I was with her so I could watch her sexy arse take a pounding from a dog.
>>707733085
>>707733085
shits and giggles
>>707731286
Almost same. Cruel.
>26
>stopped counting at 50, probably about 100 now. Was with the same girl for the past 4 years though, so it was all before then. Not had sex in 6 months now either.
>Just about everything else that's already been posted, i thought i was bad, it seems i'm pretty normal for you guys....
I've had 'perfect weeks' with every night a different women, never paid for sex, had over 30 virgins so far.
Spoiler; i hate myself now.
>>707733172
its your fault
5
Almost fucked my dad
>>707733234
u must be a rich nigga
>>707733234
same
>>707733132
Does someone has the ''Its just a joke man blowjob in a car'' greentext
>>707730039
40yrs
130+ (those that I have record of)
crazy shit- sucked over 100 cocks and been fucked by dozens of dudes...
>>707732910
What
Jaden smith?
20 f
2
once made out in a graveyard
also i met my current bf while he was arresting my drunk best friend
>>707733374
I don't
But...aren't we all virgins here?
>>707732744
>5th dimension
Do share, I need a laugh
>>707733481
the ones that are not, wish the were.
>age
22
>how many women have you fucked so far
4
>some crazy shit you have done or seen that will never forget tldr version
fucked 2 girls that were friends and neither of them knew while cheating on my gf to do such a task.
frequently had sex in public places.... bathroom, college class, beach etc
saw a guy got stabbed and he ran past me and lifted his shirt. i saw his intestine
>>707733431
sure why not
>>707733234
I would ask how but its clear you're good with people, so any advice someone else might not have thought of.
18
2
Boolean Algebra
>34
>0
:c
>>707731998
KANKER
>26
>I dunno lol
>someone recommended I put pepper on strawberries and I am actually going to try it
>>707732865
similar shit with the cutting, she wanted to cut my dick and suck my blood.
>>707733451
(same anon)
ive also fucked in the back of a cop car
>>707733598
19
1
Fucked near the entrance at homecoming
People saw
>>707730039
>34
>5
>Been hit directly by a tornado in my car, blew out all the windows simultaneously and threw the car off the road
>30
>Lost count. Probably goddamn near triple digits
>Stole a $90,000 yacht and set it on fire in front of the owner.
48
200-ish
i was the first person on the scene of a very terrible car accident which had 3 mangled dead bodies in it..i proceeded to take a severed hand that was on the ground..i honestly dont know why to this day..i keep it in a jar of formaldihide to this day
>>707733451
Togtfo
>>707733831
I wasn't aware this was a GTA thread
>>707731370
Did something like this when I was 23, went over to my booty call's house and got drunk with her, fucked her in the ass, she passes out. I'm buck naked smoking a blunt in her bed when her slut roommate comes home and asks if she can smoke too, which of course turns into sex. I fucked her roommate with my assy dick right next to her in my her bed.
>>707733903
I live in Florida. It's pretty much real life GTA
>>707733859
Pic of hand?
>>707730039
>24
>6
>occasionally post up a craigslist ad and let a black dude with a real big dick plow me
>>707733523
Haha, ok i'll try to explain as properly as i can / it was. I was a purple buddha (the thin one, not the fat one) in a black and white checkered corner of a room, there was a floor and two walls but no parallell walls to them or roof. It was an infinite room and i was in the corner of it and whenever i had a question or wanted information about anything i would just think about it and travel to where in the room the answer to the question was. When i reached the specific place of where the answer to the question was the answer would come to me instantly. Not as a clear answer of course because this was all within my head, and i don't have all the answers in the world in my head but the problem of which i was thinking of was clearly resolved like a knot or something. The problem just seemed so obvious and clear even though i didn't get a discrete answer.
34 f
7
Almost shot my boss in the face with a gun at the weed dealers apartment when I was 19
>>707732561
>natural lid
Explain, please.
> 39
> 36
> catched by cops two times during it doing in the car
>>707733980
no piics ,,ive already said enough..now gotta change my ip ...byeeeee
>>707730593
Sounds like a Hugely Intense Venture
>>707733830
did you died?
>>707734072
>>707733523
the corner of the room would always be my homebase of my 5th dimension "totem" so to say (the purple buddha). And whenever i was done with the question i would always return to the corner.
>>707730039
>24 years old
>13 women
>Just after getting fired from a job, the new assistant manager invited me to the bar. Went back to her place, fucked on the first date, kicked out in the morning because her baby daddy was asleep in the next room. Invited back 3 days later for a threesome with her friend
>>707730039
>22
>1
>consumed 18g of weed in one weekend , i honestly can´t remember the time passsing by
>>707730039
>27
>14
>I fucked a girl on the tourist info sign in edinburgh city centre at 3am the next day I fucked her younger sister
>>707733859
>20
>0
>none
:'(
>>707734072
Sounds like you were tripping balls man
What lsd does is takes away mental barriers so you can see things clearer
Not a higher dimension though, if it was you would be able to see inside 3d objects
>23
>19
>I moved in with my best friend and his girlfriend, got my friend kicked out did mdma and fucked his girlfriend making me man of the house.
>>707734340
shit, where in Edinburgh?
>>707734416
that's not true. Scientificly, different dimension is unexplainable for us humans so it makes no sense that people would know that i would be able to look through objects.
>>707730039
>23
>12
>when I was 16 I dated two bi chicks who also dated each other and had a ton of threesomes. One was a masochist and I choked her, spanked her with a metal strip, tied her up and slapped the shit out of her while fucking her, put it in her ass all the time etc.
Great times
>>707734074
Tits or gtfo
>>707732619
>>took a shit in the woods
are you a bear?
>>707734600
>>707734340
the entrance to waverly
>>707730039
41m
around 40-60
last time march 16
>>707732159
all i can say is that Bro's before ho's is fine but if they are really your bro's will forgive your weak arse for going ho's once in a while
>>707730039
>>age
31
>>how many women have you fucked so far
i've stopped counting long ago. When i was starting to have group sex i counted for about 3 month because a friend asked me to do so, i fucked about 30 women 1 TS and 3 guy.
But it was stupid, and i fucked some girl just to get a higher count. I was young back then.
>>some crazy shit you have done or seen that will never forget tldr version
Tuesday i went to a 5 star hotel, fucked pic related with 4 friends while her bf who is very rich was watching on skype.
On Saturday i organize a party with 20 couples 5 girls and 15 guy.
>>707734115
some extra excess skin near her asshole seemingly acting like a lid, must be why anal was difficult for us
25
16 or 17
fucked an underage polish virgin in the ass (legal age there)
got asked by a fuckbuddy (diffrent girl) to deflower her ass without prep even with us having no lube
accidentally smuggled restricted goods to europe
can post stories except for smuggling
>>707733451
Tits?
>23
>7
>crashed two vehicles in the same week while sleep deprived from a 5 day meth/heroin binge
>43
>100+ (I'm a lesbian so not sure it counts)
>was living on the streets of NYC addicted to heroin and there was another junkie who would beat up anyone who was holding. One day a fellow junkie resisted, they got into a fight and I watched my fellow junkie obliterate the guy's head with a cement block. He didn't stop until he was only using a fist-sized chuck and there was nothing left to pound.
>26
>11
>did three tabs of acid and thought I was in candy land for 4 hours. Fun to do but you feel like a sponge after it's been squeezed for the next two days.
>18
>around 10-12
>I got really high with a girl i barely knew, her name is Shyanna. I was tripping so hard that i felt like i was seeing into the future and in my future the girl Shyanna was my wife. mfw she's pregnant and my trip is starting to come true
>>707734887
>asking for tits
Nigger, are you new here? She felt the need to tell everyone she's a woman, so the only rational response is Tits or GTFO
>>707734760
where u from?
>>707734727
nice
>>707735062
Paris, France
>>707730812
That's some crazy shit
>>707734203
Nope, but I got hit in the head with flying debris and my head was bleeding. Also had little bits of broken car safety glass up my nose and ears.
It was a weak tornado. About as small as they get. But when it hits you directly it still fucks you up. Made my car loose control and blew me into the ditch. I was probably still doing about 20 mph when I hit the ditch, nothing crazy.
There was a severe thunderstorm coming into my area and the radio was warning of large damaging hail. I was trying to get my car to a parking garage about a mile away. Then suddenly the tornado appeared in an open field to my right. I watched the vortex form and move into my path. I was hard on the brakes from doing about 50 mph when it went right over me. Then all the glass blew out simultaneously from all the flying rocks in the wind. Tree branches and a small circular BBQ grill then came through my driver's window. The small BBQ grill is what hit me in the head. It was squeezed into an egg shape as it came through my window. Probably would have killed me if my car's window frame wouldn't have taken most of the impact and forced it into an egg shape to pass through the window and hit me.
Then about 1 minute after it hit me the tornado sirens went off and the radio issued a tornado warning... Thanks for the warning I thought...
>>707735072
it was
you in edinburgh?
>>707735080
Too far :/
Wanted some shit like that
>>707735009
>mfw she's pregnant and my trip is starting to come true
Baby ain't yours, nigga
>>707734628
Take a 2d world. On their level all you see is lines, but when you look down on them from the 3rd dimension you can see everything inside and out. Same from 1d to 2d
Following this pattern a 4d being in a 4d world can see inside and every part of 3d objects, and if you were to travel through the 4th dimension you'd see inside 3d objects, but not all of it as you are a 3d being
>31
>7 I think?
Married with a kid now so the crazy shit has left my life.
I used to get drunk with a female friend (other people as well) and while we were outside i would piss and flash her my cock to see if I could get a reaction.
When I was 17 I got a BJ from a 13 year girl less than 15 seconds after she sucked my buddy off. We literally high-fived each other as he walked out and I walked in. Ironically she drank herself to death.
Fucked a moron chick for about a year. She was down for a ffm 3 way but wanted a mmf after. Really regret not getting the ffm one and bailing. She also loved anal.
>>707735156
Was at a conference at the uni three weeks ago. It seems like a cool place
>>707735187
u rite, she's kind of a ho. even if it is mine ima slip into the shadows to never be seen again lol
>>707735283
it is the girls are easy the culture is nice and the music is good
>>707735129
scary
>>707735181
Unless you are a really good look girl/couple i wouldn't have been able to invite you anyway.
It's a private party and i'm supposed to only invite people i know.
>>707735034
Not new, just figured I'd throw it out there. I guess she did throw it out there with no need.
>18
>2
>First sexual experience was fingerblasting my cousin with other family members watching.
> 41
> 3 women (all before I was 19) but many men
> let 4 guys from Germany fuck me in a bar in Thailand - it was fucking intense
>>707735281
Mormon not moron haha
>>707735402
Green text immediately
>>707732598
God sounds intense
>>707730572
ITT: extremely extreme over exaggeration
>>707735190
what i experienced wasn't physical. atleast not in this universe. my view was free and i had no body. i just saw something that resembled me. dimensions aren't just visual, you are experiencing it with senses and emotions you didn't know. I would say the visuality of it was the LEAST amazing part about it.
>>707730039
29
Lost count around 15 - 18
Some girl ate dingle berries out of my ass and said it was like a delicious little snack. She also stared in a porn "elena perez" she is also a youtube girl i think her name was batgirl raquel iono. True story
>49m
>7
>found a skeleton at a public park when I was 9
>had sex with aunt when I was 10
>had sex in public a bunch of times
>had sex with married friend
>had sex with a 15yr old and her 12yr old sister when I was 20
>so much other shit
>
>>707735402
was it good?
top age
bot how many
also check'em
>age
24
>how many women have you fucked so far
6
3 of them were hookers lol
>some crazy shit you have done or seen that will never forget tldr version
new years eve
we lit a whole pack of strong fire crackers
we took a volcano thing and lit the whole package
my buddy lost a finger
>>707730792
> pisses in a mouth
> not much crazy shit tbh
> pisses in mouth
> in mouth
> nothing crazy
Nigga YOU crazy
Proud of you though
>>707735384
tbh i didnt realise i was the first girl in this thread to specify...saw a few others mention their gender and wasnt paying too much attention lmao
>22
>5
>cokehead wanted to kill me, and I dated several women while I was in a relationship. Also did acid a bunch of times, and a friend of mine ended up in a psychiatric ward after a dose of i25.
>>707735327
>even if it is mine ima slip into the shadows to never be seen again
>>707735665
>>707732598
Winrar so far
Kimberly, Ashley, Stephanie, Megan, Tiffany, and Brittney. So 6, If we're talking P in V.
Had buttsex with one guy, my P in his A.
Sucked a dick once.
I'm 27.
>>707731214
Nice
>>707735691
You know the rules
>29
>9 (3 anal)
> threesome on drugs
>>707731831
>>707735691
Let's see those tits then.
>>707730976
visiting a hooker is not cheating.
it is like going to a restaurant.
you pay to get their service.
>19
>3
>Was offered coke on a black card, peed on a sleeping pigeon while drunkenly walking home in the morning.
30
20
When I was 12 accidentaly staved a girl eye with a pencil she ended un losing It. Her bigote broches bullir me for sometido time anterior that
>>707732989
>longs for pussy
Well goodbye girlfriend to you then bro
>>707735709
Also crashed into a cop car high as fuck.
>41
>27
>Witnessed a homicide. 3 men. Two shot. one died. Other heroed 6 months later. I somehow was not shot.
>>707735516
Does this happen every time you take lsd?
I've wanted to recreate an experience like this for myself but I don't know which strain of shrroms or lsd to try
>23
>10 (8 were low quality fatties)
>Got a girl to suck off her dogs cock, couldn't get her to fuck it though
>>707731340
All because a couple fags piss and moan about "wahh wahh, I have a daughter and I don't like this"
Is it your daughter in the pictures? No? Then fuck off and let us have our fun
>>707731599
How much worse is it seeing someone cut up IRL than seeing it on 4chan or something like that.
>21
>around the 20-25ish range
>had my ex girlfriend suck my dick on her couch while her mom was in the next room folding clothes about 12 feet away. you brazy Idali
>>707735992
i've only been on it once, have one more tab just laying around tho.
have to run man, [email protected]
>>707734257
So hardcore bro...
>33
>25+
>almost beat tranny hooker to death in the street
>>707735920
wonder if my wife would buy that
>>707735937
How fucking drunk are you?
>19
>16
>saw some kids burn alive in a house fire while their mom kept trying to run in and get them with her skin burning off.
>29
>3... Maybe a 4th when I was fucked up, but I can't fully remember.
>I once had a public sexual encounter with a street hooker in a park when I was really drunk one night.
>Not proud of it, but I don't regret it, either. Was great.
>18
>2
>Be me
>Be 15
>Fucking my first gf 4/10
>their Parents knock on the door
>they said her grandpa died
>She: InstantCry.mp3
>Me: exactly that moment
>cumming in my underware
>19
>3
>Fisted a woman, had sex in a shopping mall, had sex in a shed at an amusement park, pissed inside a girl, walked a girl on a leash, tied a girl up, had sex in the middle of my neighborhood at 3AM, used to steal liquor from convenience stores while yelling "We're stealing! We're stealing!", routinely steal thousands worth of merchandise when doing self-checkout, ride around grocery stores in the electric carts wearing pro-BDSM t-shirts shouting lyrics...
idk. p tame stuff tbh
>>707732378
The whole thing?
>20
>1
>Did drugs and forgot i needed to work as a pizza delivery guy next day. So i raved on through the night and brought everyone pizza while being pretty fucked up. Sorry if i ate some of your food.
>>707732437
Are you taking a vow to stay a virgin or are you gay?
>>707731598
sorry to say man, you're not STD free. You most definitely have herpes
>>707730039
>28
>More than 10 less than 20
>fucked two college cheerleaders at the same without a condom came in both of them
>>707735034
>getting mad at someone saying tits or GTFO on b
Only newfag on here in you youngin
>21
>1 (Girlfriend of 7 years)
>She had surgery a year ago, was on very strong painkillers. We took some and fucked on it. I was flaccid and she was 100% dry the entire time. Don't fuck on painkillers kids.
>>707731911
op found?
>>707736658
>completely missed the point
Re-read his response, dummy
>>707732244
jesus, double dubs nice man
>>707730039
>25
>11
>was fingering an ex in the ass until I felt shit. I then proceeded to ignore it, tldr
We engaged in scat sex, without it coming near mouths. Was funny watching her wash it out of hair tho
>>707736223
That's is fucked. Jesus how many drug do your pour into yourself to sleep at night
>18
>1 dude 1 gurl
>One time I stole my moms car to go to a party >With my sister when I was 13 shit was intense
>>707733859
Pic of head and timestamp of you are not only a compulsive liar, but a stupid spic cunt
>>707730039
>27
>11
>long time ago when I was 18 a legal age to drink and smoke on my country I began to work on a bar as a bar tender was late and we where closing and as soon as I close the door I walked into the pools table area one of the waiters (I fucked her on the past) was naked rubbing her clit with the 8 ball we end up fucking on the pool table still have a stain of semen on the carpet
>>707737033
After I jacked it I slept like a dead baby
>>707730572
13
1
Watched my older brothers ex gf masturbate in front of me while playing Minecraft. Shit was cash.
>24m
>12
> I've lived a very weird life but the craziest in terms of sex was I technically fucked 4 women in one day.
>Ramona stayed at my house and I ducked her all night and in the morning. Dropped her off and drove to Jennifers house which was super close. I got home around 7pm and Cynthia asked me what I was doing. She came over we fucked and drank. She leaves. It's like 11pm I want to pass out and Victoria hits me up saying she's drunk and her bf is being a douche so she wanted to hang out. Meet at 11:20 and fuck wel into the next day.
As a side note I did not use protection and I came three times with each chick (mouth vagina and anal)
Great fucking night
19
6
My father abandoned me on a mountain when i was 6 in december in the rockies. I hadnt eaten in a week.
I chased his car and fell in the snow bawling for hours. It was a good Christmas
> also once was in a naked dog pile with 5 girls. Fucked ex in front of the other 4 girls.
> walked into a porno shop booth area and watched two gang banger black dudes fuck for 10 minutes.
>>707730039
>24
>3 sluts 1 girlfriend 1 sister
>i fuck a underage boy ;_;
>24
>7
>Smuggled 4g of Amsterdam Weed through three international Airports.
26
0
well on my way to wizard status.
>>707736795
>dummy
Confirmed underage fag
>>707730039
Lol, Russian /b/ pic. Ahuet'
>>707737378
>1 sister
greentext nao
>>707733648
>Boolean algebra
Keked so much at this, so much underrated xD
>>707737608
I know, you guys love incest things, but that's like a rape man. Plus, my english isn't perfect for a greentext story
>25.
>About 6 or 7.
>Literally fucked the shit out of a girl who had diarrhea but didn't tell me.
>>707731353
>18m
>31
>Got pulled over at 16 for a turning signa
>Cop asks whats in my bag
>"A stolen .357"
>"Ok fuck off kid"
>It was 3 pounds of meth
> 19
> 17
>Fucked my ex-gf's best friend in the same bed she was, after she had just passed out drunk
>Fucked my friend's sister, she was 12 and I was about 17
>Gave my brother LSD as his 11 year old birthday gift
>Fucked a girl from work bareback, came inside her and before she would say anything, punched her with all my strenght in the neck
>>707732778
i fucked my gfs mom while her husband played WoW in the other room. fuck you pete
>>707736757
fukin kek gaddamint
