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Whats your reason for not being like me? The god of aesthetics,

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Whats your reason for not being like me? The god of aesthetics, and I'm just getting started. You guy sre a disgrace, a shame waste of oxygen. Fucking jerking off to trap posts.. ur a bad excuse for a man. Fucking virgins KYS FAGGOTS
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>>707727748
Im not an attentionwhore.
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>>707727748
whats 'd'?
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>>707727748
>No pecs and uneven abs
I think you should stop wasting your time m80
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>>707727748

0/10

Zyzz is one and only god of aesthetics
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>>707727973
Mate.. I'll break you like a fucking twig. U go jerk off to your trap post fucking faggot. KYS. Basement jerker. Get friendzoned alot? I would say ur girlfriend dreams about me but I guess u never had a girl. Fucking weebo
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>>707727748
5000 Volts in your bizeps, but between the ears does nothing light up.
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>>707727748
>no pecks
>no arms
>no traps
>no legs
>child bearing hips
>50kg at best
2/10 try again next time faggot
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>>707728091
ye but between ur ears I bet a dick lights up. U fucking faggot. KYS. Get cucked m8.
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>>707728090
Don't get mad at me cuz you were born with shit genetics.
must feel bad knowing that no matter how much you work out your aesthtic will always suck ass
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>>707727748
^I support this guy. He's a good role model. He works out hard and gets results. He's not a whiney lazy loser made that he's a virgin and blaming women instead of doing something about it.
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>>707728192
and if it is your dick, it would fit over9000 times.
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>>707727748
Obvious bait 0/10
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>>707728284
>>707727748
samefagging
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>>707727748

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Leave Traps alone they are God u sir are buffaggit.
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>>707728276
Born with shit genetics? I'm THE GOD of aesthetics son. What have you achieved in your life? U fucking FAGGOT. Go jerk off to trap post, I guess thats what you do best. Wow HAHAHAHA such a sad life man. Jesus..

>>707728305
Ur mom is an obvious bait.
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An op with actually a good body. Thats something new. Also fuck you op douchebag.
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My purse weights more than you. Pic related it's what you had to do to squeeze those petty things you call muscles
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>>707727748
>god of aesthetics
>wears sweatpants and sports basic dipshit arm tattoos

yeah enjoy 30 years from now when you're flabby sack a shit like the rest of us but you didn't spend anytime working on anything but your looks so you die alone and old and angry because you can't fucking contribute anything to society besides muh glory days.
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>>707727748
>\d\
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>>707727748
Well, the fact you made up your mind about me before knowing m........wait there is no way this is OP
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>>707728755"you're *a flabby"
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>>707728714
Ye your purse. I knew you were a transvestite you fucking faggot. Seriously I can feel the shame coming for giving birth to you. KYS fag.

>>707728755
Ye u fatass. I dont need grades when I get girls to pay me drinks because IM to good looking. Fucking cocksocker faggot. KYS

>>707728854
I provided a timestamp faggot.
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>>707727748
tough break on the uneven abs dude, not much you can do about that. at your body fat percentage you really should be showing inguinial creases too. unlucky mate. good effort though, try working on the chest and you'll be getting somewhere
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>>707729157
>literal unabashed gold digging
How does it feel to be filling the cultural role of a woman.
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>>707727748
Who let the fag in?
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>>707727748
id rather use my time for obtaining money and fucking different 18yo bitch a week than torturing myself on the gym, being poor and hoping that someone will love me if i lift enough weights.
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>>707727748
We all know you are really a sweaty 400lb neckbeard that smells of Cheeto dust. Stop lying
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>>707729774
That's just some lazy ass talk. It can take as little as 1/2 an hour 4-6 times a week consistently to get where OP is assuming you know anything about a proper diet. That gives you all the time in the world for "obtaining money and fucking different 18yo bitch a week" though arguably the 18yo's (I don't know why it's only 18 but whatever) "bitches" will be better looking and of higher social status which might lead to more of that money you care so much about. Do you even brain bro?
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>>707730211
>do you even brain bro?
No, douchbags like him usually don't
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>>707727748
You're not even close you cunt.

We'll talk when you're at zyzz aesthetics.
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Nigga be lite as fuck. Where your gains at d/ro?
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>>707729157
That's not a timestamp. It's a piece of paper with /b/ on it. Could be from years ago for all I care. But keep pretending you are this person, whatever makes you sleep at night.
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At least you made it clear where you want the d to go you fucking faggot fuck
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>>707727748
Probably because I dont like being that lean more than for the summer, you are so much weaker at that point.
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>>707727748

No excuse really. Been training on and off for about 10 years now and still skinny average. Maybe I should kill myself?
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The reason is mainly that I have a better body than u atm and I dont have the puerile need to brag on the internet about it.
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>>707731246
your training must be shit then.
im not op but i have about 6 hours of sport per week and eat what a want.
my trainer really gets the last out óf me if you understand.
after training i am basicly dead and my shirt has a sweatstain as big as the shirt itself on it.
you just have to push your limits and not do sissy sport.
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>>707729774
Obtainin gmoney.. how far has that gotten you? hanging on /b/? HAHAHAHA KYS FAGGOT. Fucking 18 y/o bitches? bitch please fucking neckbeard wizard. KYS

>>707729690
Ur cancer mom

>>707730805
Cant even touch this bro. get at me.

>>707731051
It is a timestamp you fucking faggot. KYS

>>707731387
Pic or it dindt happend. Fucking neckbeard virgin. Get cucked m8. I'll rip ur ass apart with only 1 finger.
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>>707731801
Bahahahahahahahaha, as said, that finger would eventually end up your ass little man
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>>707731940
Stfu manlet, I'm 192, 87 kg. Now you go google that in ur retard unit. Fucking muricunt. Cant even touch this.
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>>707731801
>I'm so fucking straight I'm going to put my finger in your ass
Wait we're gay? Okie
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>>707732125
Wow, so I'm american now, nice train of thoughts that one of yours. Maybe you've been sticking the finger deep in your nose instead of the ass.
As it happens, the units you gave me would give the same result as before, with your finger up your ass. You're skinny, the sooner you accept it, the less stupid you will look.
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Skinny cunt, lern2bulk
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>>707732600
Hes not skinny wtf.
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>>707727748

Bullshit, if it's you, post a blurry picture of your elbow by a laptop screen.
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>>707727748
Ok, show us how big your dick is, timestamp of you are a beta cuck.
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>Tfw 3 weeks since I left gym
>Tfw gonna have money for gym till december
Fucking kill me now
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>>707732743
For someone who brags about going to the gym and his gains, yes he is (besides, to do such thing you have to be retarded as fuck, no matter how bulked you are). That or he's just another troll.
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>>707733076
im with you man
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>>707733162
How can you say hes skinny? He is 190+ 87 kg. Thats not skinny. What are you even talking about. DYEL??
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>>707727748
i can beat u in a bloody fleshy mess,and rape ur gf.ithink im more alpha then you faggot
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>>707733407
He has no biceps, no pecs, no traps and his hips look small, do I need to keep on? It's just about body types, he may be tall but thats the only reason he weights more than 65 kg
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Are you all literally a day old? The same OP posted here yesterday.
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Yep i strive to be like you.
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>>707727748
At least I don't type like a fucking ape :^)
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>>707727748

With that body you can fuck me anytime
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>>707728006
Thread should've stopped here
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>>707733940
You sir, you reek of manly
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>>707727748
i dont like men.
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>>707727748

Sorry but my body's already surpassed yours a long time ago
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>>707727748
Get on them traps bruddah you gettin there also check l-aginine and creatine gl. Also alpha here
Respect the game
/thread
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>>707727927
/thread
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>>707727748
>>707735316
cringe
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>>707727748
Every reply of yours is about people jerking off to traps.

I'm starting to think you jerk off to traps, and you're trying to get people to start posting some.

Faggot. Get out. Maybe people would rather jerk off to traps, or make Trump threads, or eat Hot Pockets, rather than working out. Why do you care? The only buff guys who make fun of non buff guys are huge homos who have to let EVERYONE know how "superior" they are. Non whites do this a lot because they have shitty mud faces, so they need a body to get girls.
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>>707727748
Man, this niggers' comebacks are about as sharp as the scythe he uses to tend to my fields.
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>>707735591
The buck niggas gotta be strong to do all that haulin.
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>>707727748
Life has no ultimate purpose anyways, why bother being a cunt?
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>>707727748
I'd beat the shit out of you. You look like a fucking pussy ass manlet with absolutely no muscle.
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>>707727748
>>>707727748
>I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids
>I am trained in gorilla warfare
>I am contacting my secret network of spies
Good one
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I know this is probably just a bait... but seriously, you have almost no muscle, you prob extremely weak
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>>707728090
I'll say "what is a tryhard", Alex.
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>>707728479
Dude, seriously?
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>>707727748
you look like you weigh 100 lbs
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>>707732615
Your nipples are sliding downwards bro
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>>707727748
R u gay or something? No,rly. The only thing that humans have and apes don't, is intelligence.
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>>707727748
Kek, fucking gay. If ability to exercise is an achievement for you, then you should kill yourself.
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>>707737718
Kek
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hey sweet abs mate! What do you eat to strip fat like that
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>>707727748
Rich piana would shit on you
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