ITT: Girls being thirsty in public
>>707724301
i'd do anything for a physique like the guy in the pic
Hes telling a sad story and shes holding back tears
>>707724400
That's his grandmother's cut glass vase. She used to put begonias in it.
>>707724394
>do anything
>too lazy to eat right, workout and take HGH
Apparently you won't do anything, anon
>>707724301
Funny that none of you actually know that back story to this. Girl was paid as part of their ad for the whole "this is what male bodies should look like" narrative. Most women find that body type too intimidating, not to mention unnatural.
>>707724394
would you diet and exercise for 10 years for it?
>>707724600
>>707724301
She looks more disappointed that she and that manlet are the same height
That face is pitty, not thirst.
>>707724587
well, i started bulking a couple months ago, pretty clean too i'd say. anyway i got an infection and lost pretty much all of it, couldn't eat well for 2 weeks. fucking kill me
>>707724301
nigga, that bitch feels sad for him for he is talking bout his dead mother.
>>707724394
Wow, you must be very Stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
>>707724301
That vase is actually an 8oz cup. That guy is a 5'6" manlet.
>>707724608
>Most women find that body type too intimidating
Landwhales do m8
Like hot (fit) women who are in that league don't.
Same thing I find women who are really athletic, good looking intimidating in person and so do you unless you are rich, or are an objective 9/10 or more
>>707724608
you just destroyed us with all your knowledge, wise one. "funny that we don't know the backstory" to a random and stupid screengrab from forgettable shit that played once on TV. You just shamed us with your worldliness and wisdom
>>707724980
back to /fit/ buddy
>>707725019
Except that image and the gif of the story are posted so regularly in this context that you should have seen it here By now.
>>707724914
ooh look at that puhas
>>707724301
Lipbiting bitches are the most retarded morons ever.
>>707724690
thats some black hole sun shit right there
>>707725271
That looks like a dude.
>>707724608
Pretty sure the guy is a wrestler and was talking about his dead wife. That's why the girl is making that face.The woman is also a wrestler herself.
![Alexander-Skarsgard-asian-girl-fan-odd-stare[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1476/375/1476375020355.jpg "Alexander-Skarsgard-asian-girl-fan-odd-stare[1]")
>>707725389
this is how my azn fwb looks at me
>>707724608
>>707725199
Actually thought it was about something really sad he told her, and she tried to hold her tears back, although in gif it really looks like admiring.
>>707725073
Kinda cute I guess.
>>707725559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
Doesn't sound that sad and she was clearly mirin before he even spoke.
>>707724743
No, you thought "ill start working out" then at the VERY first sign of even SLIGHT adversity, you cave and quit.
Fuck off, you lazy piece of shit.
>>707725830
I have a fucking glandular problem, asshole. What am I supposed to do about it?!
>>707725884
Translated: im too big of a pussy to commit to anything, ever. Feel bad for me as i make up excuses as to why i always fail.
>>707726012
I am 6'3, it doesn't matter if I'm not in the best shape you sad fucking manlet.
this thread is a reminder why /b/ is such cancer
>>707724301
Like you wouldn't get wet and flustered being that close to such a fine specimen of a male being. No homo.
>>707726012
im not even the guy youre replying too but jeez dude, there are some issues here im not even sure a psychiatrist with the mental fortitude of god himself could unearth
>>707726197
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? You're the one who was like "i started working out but then i quit cause it was harrrrd"
You're yet another incapable, spoiled, pathetic product of our shit society. Enjoy your life of mediocrity and failure.
>>707726358
Sit down, child. Didn't your mommy teach you any manners?
>>707724301
Sauce on chick ?
>>707725525
lol what a bitch
>>707726402
When you learn to reach the top shelf without a stool, you can can come back and talk shit to me.
My life will always be better than yours, little guy. </thread>
>>707726493
This is the interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
>>707726635
Sauce?
>>707726629
Ha. Okay, whatever you say. I am capable of starting something and actually following through, unlike your whiny little self.
>>707726471
hahah holy shit you edgy fuck i bet youre in the marines aren't you?
>>707724394
>>707724587
>>707724865
Maybe he is midget!! Did you think about THAT
>>707726755
Ha, nope. Not in any military branch. I'm self employed.
>>707724516
Actually sniggered.
>>707726716
Thanks anon
guys I think OP meant to say 'dirty' girls
>>707724394
>i'd do anything for a physique like the guy in the pic
If that were true you'd have that physique, so shut the fuck up.
>>707726851
>self employed
>"I am capable of starting something and actually following through"
kek'd hard my dude
>>707727013
What? Starting a successful business is the very definition of "starting and following through."
>>707726402
Different fag, but 6'3" also. What he means is that us men don't have to worry so much about working out, because our hight already gets us 95% of the HBs. Sorry for that truth bomb, manlet.
>>707727305
Irrelevant post is irrelevant. He was the one who isn't man enough, by his own admission, to stick to a workout regimen.
>>707727141
>a small business owner that spends his time here and not busy with his fucking business
how retarded do you think i am
>>707727455
Pretty fucking retarded, to be honest.
>>707727432
having mono sn't enough of an excuse? cause im pretty sure thats what he said he had that made him stop
>>707727432
Angry manlet is a manlet. Just fuck off back to your shire, Bilbo.
>>707724761
MODS
>>707724761
I came
>>707727602
You're cute.
>>707727571
and back to edgy
fucking amazing
>>707727710
>>707727788
Very nice, thanks anon. Nice dubs btw
>>707727809
That's what your girlfriend says as she sucks my cock
>>707727587
Reading comprehension isn't your strongest area, is it?
>tfw you'll never get mired
>>707727897
Weak.
>>707727920
BTFO manleto.
>>707727838
Yes, yes I am, thanks.
>>707727988
Oh, that must be it! Rough childhood, huh? Mommy didn't care enough to teach you to read? So sad, seriously. I pity you.
>>707728117
hahah jesus christ get laid dude
>>707728117
My mommy loved me. When the sailors came, she made sure I didn't have to suck a single cock until I was ready.
>>707728204
I've been getting laid for many years now, friend.
>>707727971
Would kidnap and softly caress before turning over to the police and then killing myself out of shame
>>707728117
>>707728204
>>707728266
ITT: Manlets prove other manlets are manlets.
>/thread
>>707728281
and yet i somehow really doubt it
>>707728348
>manlet talking about manlets
That's our word for people like you. You don't get to use it.
>>707727988
>>707728117
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
>>707728445
You doubting it has zero effect on reality. I pull pussy regularly and have since my teens.
Wasn't this thread about whores or something? Where'd all the insecure faggots come from?
>>707728523
Now you, I like you.
>>707728641
Tell me a little about yourself. Seriously. I'm curious.
>>707728641
I know right, seriously. Fucking fags have taken over for some reason. Its okay if you're a manlet! Just post some mirin' bitches or BTFO
>>707728815
Stop it. You'll never fit in.
>>707728789
Well, my father was a goat salesman and my mother was into that kind of thing.
>>707728931
I didn't ask about your fucking parents. Do you really not have ANYTHING interesting to share about yourself?
>>707725364
Love that video
>>707729030
I do so love your salty aggression
>>707729167
Haha, I laughed. (Seriously. That was pretty good.)
Peace bro.
>>707724301
>thirsty?
using Nigger lingo
>>707729329
What the fuck. I live in Asheville.
>>707729287
Peace out, homie.
>>707729400
yeah not that many blacks but they still get arrested
>>707729824
it seems more tha she's on drugs than attracted to that creature
![Fat+Kid+at+McDonald's+-+It's+OK+Bro+I'm+Bulking[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1476/378/1476378409773.jpg "Fat+Kid+at+McDonald's+-+It's+OK+Bro+I'm+Bulking[1]")
>>707724743
Yea man, don't listen to him. I've been bulking for my whole life and I'm just fine.
>>707729708
Not that many blacks? Have you been to Asheville? NC?
>>707730068
kek...
>>707724394
DNP
>>707730068
chief keef is either high as fuck and zoning or he is literally like what the fuck is this bitch doing lol
>>707730237
the moment I realized women are like beta men life became so much easier. and funnier
>>707730337
Not really id take being a sexual object to the entire world over anything
>>707727971
girl is adorable , the way she stands , her hands tuck togheter , the way she smiles and looks .
even her clothes , her sweater is of great style in combination with the hair.
one of the best pictures on the internet !!!
>>707729662
>ASU
Yeah seems about right
>>707730213
I've heard that place is mega gay, so I try to avoid it. Not the Anon you're responding to, but I'm from NC as well.
>>707730458
only to lose your powers after you hit the wall at 27? No thx
>>707730481
From one pedo to another: kill yourself.
>>707730068
Its even more awkward with audio. I got second hand embarrassment from watching it.
>>707730068
this gave me eye cancer
>>707730529
Phat.
>>707730068
uh.. what is she doing?
>>707730324
both i think... maybe a bit more of "wtf are you doing"
>>707730068
>0:07-0:10
Everytime!
>>707730758
Trying her best to communicate to a primitive tribe.
>>707730758
digging for gold
>>707730637
saws?
>>707724301
Everyone complaining thia dude is a manlet im 6 feet tall and this dude would wreck my shit like a wooden match
same goes to everyone else in this board
>>707730886
kek
>>707730758
Being white.
>>707730068
im fucking dying... The best part is at the end when they gently tap her on the back like "you did well.. now sit down"
>>707730886
aw lawd
>>707731000
He can kick my ass all he wants, but he will still be a manlet.
>>707730970
https://youtu.be/UM_sBZid7zw
>>707725884
You're the male equivalent to all the women on tumblr who are morbidly obese and chalk it up to a thyroid problem.
>>707729824
When I take too much adderall, I feel like I look like how she does.
>>707730068
Link?
>>707731967
Dumb ass assin' ass ass.
>>707731419
>>707729662
When you know your badass
>>707730886
my men.
>>707732025
Thanks
>>707732105
Forgot pic
This isn't how girls be mirin in public, usually they will stick thier ass out and check if you're looking usually by looking forward and ocassionallly looking back at you. Otherwise they will look at your dick if they are horny.
>>707730062
maybe, or she could just be a horny slut
>>707724394
Now you wouldn't. Because if you 'would do anything' then you'd have that kind of physique. All it takes is drive, initiative, good eating habits and spending hours in the gym. If you wanted that physique so badly then you'd already be working at it instead of posting here.
>>707732397
She doesn't look white though. Jew or indian mix
>>707724726
>what are heels?
>>707732531
Brazilian, just named it that to trigger /pol/tards
>>707727674
>>707727708
There are two kinds of people...
>>707730324
That's waka flocka flame
>>707730324
That's waka flocka you ignorant bastard
>>707730529
Whore
>>707730529
SHE WANTS YOUR COCK
>>707724726
Yeah, heels
I wanted to say something smart like she is either desperately trying not to laugh or peeing. But those dreamy eyes... yep, she's definitely wetting her panties.
>>707730068
Ayye thats Azizi gibson standing next to waka. The dude with the red dreads..i went to college with that guy. Nice
>>707724666
>Satan trips
>Nigger
>>707733717
Aw shit, so did I. My cousin sucked his dick when they were taking Calc 1.
why does /b/ always do this autistic shit where they take requests literally
fucking reddit-tier humor
>>707725098
Found the sub 6 foot manlet
>>707733820
Well that seems unlikely..but i dont know him well enough to say you're bullshitting.
>>707728523
>>707728738
You two should probably kill yourselves.
>>707730605
Kek
>>707724394
Would you swallow a gallon of horse cum?
>>707726635
Can confirm, have qt mixed asian gf, really nerdy but she works out a lot. Socal asian girls are the epitome of "modern girls". Total trash.
