Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Come to me
Fuckin austistic man babies
Claiming Felix
This is what we've organized for.
We spend hours planning our raids.
We spend hours discussing the best way to derail your threads.
We spend hours loading our guns. Our ammunition to keep your hug-box in chaos.
We will end these waifu threads.
You will regret ever messing with us.
You cannot control this damage.
>>707721332
>>707721402
no bulli
>>707721432
>>707721332
Woah he really showed us this time.
>>707721554
Pure damage control
>>707721123
mandatory cc claim
>>707721219
lazy day means lazy cc-fag.
and im high as balls rn
>>707721692
Are you back home yet?
I know must of you are under 18 but how many of you are grown ass men that are still virgins and seriously participate in a thread about claiming a Chinese cartoon character as your imaginary girlfriend?
jesus christ what happened to us
these threads are what ruined /b/, fucking garbage
https://youtu.be/uiy2AV43gZo
>>707721588
what do i win?
>>707721837
>>707721731
ye but not comfy yet, i still need to fix some shit and stop using this craptop
>>707721837
>29 y/o
>not virgin but wish was so i could be mage
>and i have no fictional social life that
>>707721978
>inb4 hurrrr 4chan is an anime website you're just a newfag
These weebs are the peak of autism and eternal virginity
>>707721692
Qt with a booty
>>707719981
>galil
It's good
>>707720275
>illya
Been getting not too many members amd stuff so it's meh
>>707720376
>tsunyun
Yes and I'd usually tell people about forms, lift and nutrition knowledge. Plenty of memebers know what they're doing so i answer the new guys
>>707722102
I'm glad to hear you're back
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>>707721285
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>>707721978
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>>707722243
Why don't you go have some fun for the first time in your life lol
>>707722355
Damage control
>>707722448
Excuse me sir, it appears you have a severe case of damage control
H-hey Guys :3 just ca-came here to claim my Waifu :3
>>707722448
Damage control
>>707722239
>how to be smug in 5 steps
>5 steps
>5
i only need 2
>booty
i do love rhymes
>>707722335
glad to be back
You know a shitposter is dedicated when he spends hours damage controlling
I'm an otaku! I'm gonna steal all your kawaii waifus \m/
>>707722659
>needing more than 1 step to be smug
KIRARA
KLAIM
Post bikinis.
Cringe Claim Thread
>>707722239
Small gym then? At least it makes the job easy I guess, but if it were me I'd prefer a job that has me doing something than being paid to be bored.
H-hey cool cats! *blushes nervously* just wanted to come and claim my w-waifu! She's so beautiful, you can't have her sh- she's mine :3
>>707722783
https://youtu.be/p-o_bMkzOW0
>>707722721
its not as easy as just
>be smug
you must first
>be right
>>707722239
oh alright, im gonna be honest
i didnt peg you for a chad
is it a fun job? sounds pretty cool tbh
Sad, strange little men
>>707723032
Are you sure?
>>707721285
I looked up cringe thread and got this instead LOL
>>707722783
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>>707723277
i guess you could be falsely smug
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>>707723437
>your face when you realize vigil is posting this
Hey guys :3 just came to say I'm gonna steal all your waifus :3 jk lolz, that's evil </3. Just wanted to claim my own Waifu, bayshu hokigon from my fave anime :3 I'm an otaku! Konishiwa! (That means hello for you normies :3) anon kun signing out :3
>>707723533
Smug is neither right or wrong. It is simply smug.
>>707723588
The most effort put into damage control I've seen
Thread is dead :( looks like the spammer won
>claimed
>>707723805
He really didn't tho. No one is talking is all. Well new C.C. and I are bullshitting but no one else seems to be.
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
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>>707723138
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>>707722448
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>>707723829
>your face when you realize tenryuu is posting this
>>707723884
>image.jpg
I wonder who was behind that post.
>>707723649
if you have done nothing
you are not rightfully smug
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Best type moon claimed
>>707722783
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>>707723991
Well would you look at that. It has nothing to do with being right or wrong, simply being prideful in yourself.
I guess I can be smug about being correct this one time.
>>707723919
Stop being mean to my waifu
I love her and she loves me
>>707722783
>>707723991
What if one considers doing nothing as an achievement?
>>707722783
Tomoko doesn't wear bikinis.
>>707722659
>booty
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>>707722989
Its decent sized but it also shares half of space with a warehouse for shelving and such when they need us to move things
>>707723131
Lmao im no chad. It is fun at times. We have dogs in the office to play with
Claimed
Serious question: how does it feel to be this cringeworthy?
>>707724721
Thanks for asking
it actually feels pretty great
why thread so dead
>>707724599
>>707724721
>caring what an Anonymous image board thinks of you
Look at this literal autist.
>>707724355
>works at a gym
>help people work out
>not a chad
shut it you jock, go play rugby or something
thats a weird gym lol
what kind of dogs?
>>707724641
Alicu
>>707724829
You must be the autist, I was asking what it feels like for you man baby virgins, not myself. Oh the autism.
>>707724802
The spammer drive everyone away
>>707724721
People that use cringe to describe any uncomfortable situation are fucking cringe
>>707722783
mine or my waifus? c;
>>707724599
>>707724825
カラミチーマス
>>707724892
>damage controlling this much
I know you are autistic anon but please, stop projecting.
>>707724944
Uncomfortable situation? No. Feeling bad for beta males who don't realize how hilariously pathetic and autistic they look to everyone else? Yes.
>>707722783
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>>707724355
That's pretty odd, never seen something like that
>>707725068
How's your day going?
>>707725043
get a load of this cutie
>>707725009
Your waifu looks scary
![Syndra [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yAwYj79.jpg "Syndra [34].jpg")
>>707722783
>>707724825
There's no escape for anyone here.
>>707724969
>>707725009
hey there
dont believe i have seen you before
>>707725167
that's good
>>707725214
Don't forget, you're here forever.
This thread in one pic
>>707725268
Me and my boyfriend have sex everyday...
>>707725247
you're good too
>>707725216
i've been misinterpreting this thread until yesterday, hi
>>707725347
i have to be good, for my waifu
>>707724322
One-pieces are great as well.
>>707725173
>>707725139
>>707724599
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>>707723002
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>>707724944
Why not both?
>>707725264
>yuuko
>>707724872
:(
Im not a chad! And ive never played rugby
It's a good place with good co workers. I enjoy it. 3 mastiffs, great dane pupper, chihuahua and yorkie mix with shih tzu. I think there was a pit bull once. The great dance likes me but the male mastiff hates me
>>707722783
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>>707725139
Its a good place. So in a way, i have 2 jobs and see. My 1st reply for the dogs we have in the office
Love her so much, hope nobody claimed her yet
cut me yuno
>>707725504
>>707725498
One peice?
Spammer killed the thread
/sigh
>>707725819
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>>707725498
what a lucky ducky
rip kagami
>TFW you will never opr8 innaashlands
God damn it Yellowstone just explode already
>>707725819
Was probably me, I ruin everything
>>707725663
I'm never going to get this to work.
>>707725851
Still alive. No internet tho.
I really should organize my folders and images. Finding the image I want to post is like trying to find that one lego piece in a box full of pieces.
>>707726003
how many images do you have?
Post Halloween waifu
>>707725971
Some other people have complained about server issues.
>>707725989
I avoid posting pics with her because it makes me sad
but thats good
>>707726003
having an unpopular waifu makes it easier to keep things organized
>>707725472
huh how did you interpretate them?
she is pretty cute, where is she from?
>>707725624
im sorry dont be sad, you cant espace your roots
oh that sucks im sorry, those are some weird dogs to put in a a room together
great danes are amazing, why does the mastiff hate you though?
>>707726059
This also includes her Anime, Manga (up to date), and TomoMote
>>707725851
never actually seen this show i am considering it
please tell me there are lewd seens with that pink haired one
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