SCP Thead.
Your trapped in a room for 24 hours. The last 3 numbers determine what is in the room with you.
Rules
> If your SCP is not harmful, you may reroll
> If you dont understand it you may reroll
> If your SCP is digestible you must eat it
How fucked are you?
Roll
Roll
Nobody liking the SCP thread?
Rollin
I am never in any danger with these threads.
roll
>>707711327
Reroll
>>707710490
I'll roll
>>707711327
Gay reroll again
>>707710490
Roller
>>707710490
Roll for justice
Roll
>>707711807
I got a nice Cucumber sandwich
>>707710490
Lets go lads.
>>707711884
It's not the sandwich. It's the plate it's put on
Roll
>>707710490
rollrtg5
Roll
keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
>>707712015
SCP 15: Ms. Sweetie.
I'm dead, but it could be way worse.
>>707710490
roll
Roll
>>707712079
>>707712095
Officially fucked.
Roll
rolli
>>707712102
Ha. Im retarded.
I got a mass of space that has to be monitored.
So dead. Cant eat. My morning in a nutshell
>>707710490
roll
roll out!
Rollllll
Rollingg
Roll
Rolling
>>707711800
Despite the object's Euclid status, I am not fucked at all.
Roll
yooooo
Roll
>>707712168
One more
roll
>>707712232
SCP-232 nice
Roll
rollan
once more
Buried remains of an unknown city. Not fucked
Rollololol
>>707712443
SCP-443 - Thought-streaming Crayons ...shit man
Rollb
>>707710490
omg pls
Rollin
Roll
>>707712433
rerolll
>>707712485
Fucking pen that whenever it is clicked someone random dies
>>707710490
Fuck it. Roll
rollerino
>>707712654
You could say it's clicked in his mind how to take over the world
>>707712769
SCP-769 is a cup ten centimeters tall and twelve centimeters across. It is made of pottery with a golden glaze. It is covered with a white residue. Several preserved parts from cephalopods and other sea creatures are stuck in the residue. A pattern is carved into its rim; however, the pattern is obscured by the residue. It has been decided not to attempt removal of this residue or the items stuck within it, as efforts to restore SCP-769 may hamper its effects even further.
>>707710490
roll
roll boll doll
>>707710490
Roll
>>707713033
FUck
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033
rawlss
Rool
Bring it faggots!
>>707713193
Cool I had a cold today anyways
>>707710490
>SCP-856 appears to be leonine in nature. Estimations put the entity at approximately the size of an adult male lion (Panthera leo). SCP-856 seems by all evidence to be bound to the river, as it has rarely been witnessed extending itself out of the water or beyond the banks by more than 1.5 meters (Note: see Incident Log).
well fuck
>Attacks come variably upon bodily contact with the river. In the majority of cases, SCP-856 appears within several seconds. However, in certain instances, the entity has appeared to time its attacks for maximum efficiency. If multiple parties come into contact with the water, SCP-856 will jump between individuals in fractions of a second, entirely regardless of distance.
unless the room is filled with water I shouldn't be absolutely eviscerated
>>707710490
rolo
>>707710490
Rol
Hmm
Let's hope it'll either kill me quickly or fuck me softly
>>707710490
rollx2
>>707710490
Rollio
Ayyy
>>707713391
Guess we'll try again
>>707713218
I live at least 10 hours by car from the nearest source of salt water... so I'm fine.
>>707712095
a comic describing the life of Ronald Reagan in space, wow...
rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
bowl
>>707713383
A fucking potent flu
rolling for scp-999 <3
Rollollollolloll
>>707713391
Congrat's you're fucking rich now because you're hanging with a owl that literally vomits gold
Roll
>>707713348
A nice bowl
>>707713323
You'll have to drink water eventually. If that's your only water source, you're fucked cunt.
>>707710490
Reroll,
>>707713454
Ill be fine as long as I don't read the comic book
Let's find out
roll
lloR
Roll boi
Roll
Rick Rolling
Role
Gorby
>>707710490
rolling for 087
Rolllll
I ain't no bish
>>707710490
Rolio polio
>>707713738
Deal with the devil FUCK YEA
Rolllllll
Rollololol
nigga
>>707710490
What about the four numbered scps
rolling for 087 again
>>707710490
roll for something cool this time
Reroll.
>>707710490
Rolllllllllllll
>>707710490
rull
>>707713990
Description: SCP-990 is generally a human male dressed in a Cold War era business suit who appears to Foundation personnel through dreams. Thus far no Foundation personnel have encountered SCP-990 in the real world; if he corresponds to an actual human being, we have yet to find him. Presently there have been no reports of SCP-990 appearing to non-Foundation personnel.
SCP-990 has been appearing to Foundation personnel since [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-990's existence came to light when several Agents discussed having dreams involving a similar individual. Numerous other Agents reported dream-sightings of an individual matching the description of SCP-990. The phenomenon did not officially receive SCP classification until the aftermath of event-990-07.
Roll
>>70771371
although it says bound to the river, I'm not drinking river water scrub
rull
Hi, my name is Dave, I'm an employee at the SCP. just doing my daily routes and checks.oh what's this? that door shouldn't be open.
roool
>>707710490
roll
>>707713932
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-932 well.... All signs point to rape
Rolling
reroll
>>707710490
rollan
Fuck. Rolling and hoping I get a conscientious tank.
Rollski
>>707710490
Rollex
Rolling
>>707710490
roll
Roll
>>707710490
roll
>>707714429
Haha fuck you guys, i get to teleport around
Fuck't
>>707714241
Re-rolling because that was neat but not very dangerous
>>707714503
I can't tell if I'm safe or not. It's Euclid class so I'm gonna reroll
Roll
rolol
>>707714668
Still not dangerous enough
Hopefully not shit
Rawl
>>707714730
I'm the luckiest man alive.
>>707714767
>Looks at image name
>5649404
>404
Well fucking played
>>707710490
roll
>>707714039
Woah,this SCP page is cool
rolling
>>707710490
Rollin for a keter class
>>707715013
>Rolling for keter
>Cigarettes
Merry fucking christmas
Kek rollin
Rollerini
>>707710490
rol
>>707710490
Rollingnggnggng
>>707715013
I'll reroll
Röll
>>707715138
Shit luck is shit
Roll
>>707714991
A fuking syringe
reroll
>>707715228
Reroll
rollin
>>707715261
I can't fucking win
>>707715349
Reroll
Rollo's
>>707712095
actually, that one is either Ronald Reagan : the comic, comic sans spoopy, or...a nuclear bomb in the form of a metallic ball that can reconstruct itself.
Rollin'
>>707715433
Reroll
>>707715379
reroll again
>>707710490
Roll
>>707715651
Ok now I'm fucked.
ROLL
>>707715446
reroll
>>707710490
Roll
Reroll
>>707714868
I got a cookbook that I can use to kill people and a really accurate web browser.
Third try.
Roll
Rool
Rolling
>>707715863
reroll
>>707715650
I got an scp-173 wannabe, its essential just mannequin that startless you.
Roll
>>707715800
what the fuck is this gayass weaboo bullshit?
reroll
Giving it a roll
>>707715972
Rerool
>>707716036
That's stupid as fuck. Reroll
>>707710490
>682
Reroll
>>707715878
Rererool
>>707716029
now that's more like it
>>707715264
Reroll
>>707715983
rerollin again, maybe one day
>>707710490
meow
roll
>>707716258
Not quite, rerollin
rolling
1 more time
>>707710490
rolling for this
>>707716479
rerolling
>>707716519
Hah. I've got a phone that talks shit while I use it. Imma reroll.
>>707710490
ugh just play a video game, poorfaggot
Roll
Rolling for horrific death.
Rolling
Reroll
>>707716510
That was pretty sweet
>>707716564
rerolling once again
Roll again
cmon 085
>>707710490
go go gadget scp
>>707716714
A ring the makes you fall asleep, marked as safe. Re-rolling.
rollerino
>>707717145
reroll
Roll
>>707710490
Let's fucking go!
>>707717376
Reroll
>>707710490
let's roll
roll
Rollon
>>707715865
Nice
Why not roll?
Something good
:<<<<<<<<<<<< 2spoopy xd
>>707717448
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-448
Pretty tame start.
Rawl
>>707710490
roll
>>707717448
>>707717692
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-692
Neat.
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-912
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-993
Rolling
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
>>707718047
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-047
Close, but I think i'd survive this.
Rolly
Roll
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
>>707718047
>>707718182
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-182
>>707718093
I got a rock that likes mirrors
Rollin
Roll
>>707710490
rolling for 682
roll
Roll
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
>>707718047
>>707718182
>>707718345
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-345
I'm no good at rubik's cubes.
rool
sp00ky
>>707710490
Rolling
Roll
>>707710490
what could possibly go wrong
sdz
Re-rollin
>>707710490
Im fucked
>>707710490
Au saba mona caba e la mona caba
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
>>707718047
>>707718182
>>707718345
>>707718639
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-639
Will something just kill me already?
rollin´
TriHard
roll
Rollaroon
>>707717448
>>707717692
>>707717912
>>707717993
>>707718047
>>707718182
>>707718345
>>707718639
>>707718861
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-861
>SCP-861 will demonstrate a reaction to certain subjects that has since been designated a Choir Event. These individuals appear to possess arrogant or vain character traits.
I think i'd be safe then.
>>707710490
Roll
>>707710490
Roll nigga
reroll
Rolllll
roll
>>707718752
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-752
Could be worse
What if my scp rapes me?
RIP
>>707710490
Rollin
>>707719505
It's a fucking pen, reroll
Roll
oh fuck i'm screwed right
>>707719382
>SCP-382-2 appears to be an infant, between █ and ██ months old, extremely emaciated, with several injuries that seem to vary with each manifestation.
damn killer children
>>707717448
>>707717692 (You)
>>707717912 (You)
>>707717993 (You)
>>707718047 (You)
>>707718182 (You)
>>707718345 (You)
>>707718639 (You)
>>707718861 (You)
>>707719198
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198
>>707719529
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529
>female
>cat
I'm safe... And slightly aroused
Roll
>>707710490
RolL
>>707710490
rollerino
>>707717448
>>707717692 (You) (You)
>>707717912 (You) (You)
>>707717993 (You) (You)
>>707718047 (You) (You)
>>707718182 (You) (You)
>>707718345 (You) (You)
>>707718639 (You) (You)
>>707718861 (You) (You)
>>707719198 (You)
>>707719633
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-633
Rollerino
What counts as "digestible"? Also roll
ROLL
>>707710490
roll
roll
>>707719590
Sweet mines a 16y/o that can heal me from any ailments
>>707710490
Roll
rolling
>>707710490
fuck it
>>707717448
>>707717692 (You) (You) (You)
>>707717912 (You) (You) (You)
>>707717993 (You) (You) (You)
>>707718047 (You) (You) (You)
>>707718182 (You) (You) (You)
>>707718345 (You) (You) (You)
>>707718639 (You) (You) (You)
>>707718861 (You) (You) (You)
>>707719198 (You) (You)
>>707719633 (You)
>>707719695
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-695
Sweet, infested with a parasite that causes me to rape any women I see until I die. Possibly the best way to die from an SCP.
>>707710490
Rolleroni
Roll
>>707710490
Roll
>>707720060
... is it the alpha or do i just have a grove of trees
Fucking roll, I used to translate this shit
>>707719630
i knew this scp shit was going to end badly for me
>>707719604
I got a bunch of silverware that turns whatever goes on it into Humam flesh. Effectively nonviolent so I'll reroll.
What the hell ic SCP? Someone care to explain? Also roll
>>707710490
rolling
>>707710490
>SCP
uhtfh
>>707720238
A flippin cave? Gay
Reroolar
rawler
roll
>>707710490
Well. Go on.
Do it.
>>707710490
Rell