Tried this a few hours ago and the universe exploded, so here we are again.
Coloured dots represent the planets population, Roll to attempt to bring an event into the game, dubs for most tasks but planetary events require trips or more.
Planet Tumblr eats ice asteroid and complains a bit it being too cold and being "hotist"
>>707703051
WHOLE UNIVERSE DIES
Tumblr builds gay cyborg army
>>707703380
Roll
>>707703051
Planet 4chan begins building a giant statue of the Forgotten Piss Goddess, Urea, visible from space.
>>707703380
Rolls as
>>707703468
kek, roll for this
>>707703468
Yes
>>707703468
reroll
>>707703051
4chan president kill half population
Planet facebook invents space travel after intercepting radio signals from redit.
They accidently land on 4chan
>>707703051
Planet 4chan nukes all other Planets, establishing Gandhi as their leader
Rolling
>>707703468
Roll for this.
Build it in the middle of the Pissific Ocean.
tumblr dies
>>707703579
roll for this
4chan invents grorious nippon stirru
>>707703468
Rerolling
>>707703468
>>707703579
Roll for both of these together, they crash into the statue damaging the left nipple and falling into the sacred mystic piss stream, angering the indigenous population.
>>707703468
Rollin
Gay pirate fleet orbits 4chan
>>707703684
>Dindus
rolling
>>707703597
Roll
>>707703468
This, it's also a fountain pissing into the Pissific.
>>707703051
Everybody builds rockets and go to the sun.
planet reddit tries to build bridge to facebook half of population walks into the sun
>>707703468
>>707703579
>>707703597
>>707703684
>>707703747
Rolling for all of this.
>>707703579
Jesus christ this is brilliant
Roll for this
Spontaneous combustion of planet facebook. Check 'em.
>>707703468
Come on!!
>>707703468
rolling
>>707703810
reroll
>>707703799
nod bad
>>707703051
4chan nukes tumblr
>>707703810
this
Planet reddit experiences baby boom; population drastically increases
Ice Asteroid collides with planet Tumblr, creating planet 9gag and planet Tumblr-sub2.
random very rare pepe asteroid that only appears once every 456,000 years collides with tumblr.
>>707703810
reroll
Reddit tries to connect to facebook but builds a bridge into the sun (WE DID IT REDDIT).
Half the planet's population died.
New rule: you can't roll for multiple events.
>>707703051
HEY OP YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU GONNA GIVE US AN UPDATE
>>707703810
roll for this
>>707703051
ITT: no dubs. facbook migrates to 4chan and starts raing but the ntrump gets elected and gases them all
>>707704043
>>707704047
sorry i doubted you op
>>707703984
reroll
Planet 4chan captures a passing moon(man) into its orbit.
4Chan builds weapons of mass destruction and nukes all other planets; mean while the Sun produces a liftime of dank memes.
>>707703468
This but with an accompanying statue to Kek facing the statue to Urea.
4chan commits sudoku
dubs confirm
>>707704211
Nice
>>707703468
Rollin
>>707704233
Wasted dubs
>>707704211
right before this happens random cosmic banana steps infront of the blade and whispers "thanks Lori" one last time
>>707704211
need trips for a planetary event
Deliver, faggot
>>707703468
FOR THE GLORY OF UREA
planet facebook invent a machine that can do almost everything only powered by like
>>707704307
Nigger fuck you, i called dubs.
>>707704336
>>707704309
You should have read the OP you complete fucking retard. You can't "call dubs" and it's somehow special in a thread overtly about getting dubs for things, cunt.
>>707704406
Nobody else has called it this whole thread, cunt.
this godly pepe will never lose
>>707704327
reroll
>>707704336
>>707704307
OP here, I'm doing it because he called out the dubs.
4CHINS Commits seduku and nukes itself in a civil war, wiping out half of the planets population and irradiating half of the planets already precious water.
Sun burns out, night falls.
>>707704487
>>707704446
Read the OP and go drink bleach you retarded faggot.
>>707704487
You fucking pushover.
Tumblr begins starts to produce a LGBT clone army
4chan invents space travel and attacks reddit
>>707704543
See here >>707704541
>>707704543
>>707704567
They see me rollin...
>>707704303
This
planet 4chan begin to exploit the ice asteroid to get unirradiate water
>>707704567
>implying they don't have one already.
rolling for 4chan-enforced Eunuchry
>>707704661
>rolling for this
The ENTERPRISE sends an away team down to planet Tumblr.
Tumble planet abolishes sex population loses 5% per minute until they die out
>>707704661
Makes no sense buttfuckit
rolling for this
ice asteroid breaks in half , one half falls into sun creating enough moisture to bring the water back to 4chan. population thrives
4chan population mutated making them imune to radiation after they get the water from the asteroid, making them look dumb AF
>>707704661
This
Starship TITANIC collides with ice asteroid
>>707704800
damnson
>>707704800
Dumb dots?
>>707704800
WINRAR
>>707704895
IDK, they become square instead?
an alien race of giant cocks lands on tumblr but the sjw's dont discriminate. Wild alien aids spreads through the planet like wild fire
>>707704972
Roll
>>707704733
WINNNNRAR
>>707704972
REROLL
planet facebook lauch a project to feed the poor with like but it surprisingly don't work, 1/4 of the population die
>>707704972
Rerollin
>>707703051
planet 4chan becomes immune to all events and if already effected by events, all effects are redacted.
>>707705217
roll
Space plague, everyone dies except 1 survivor on Tumblr.
>>707705217
reroll
4chan forms a water mining facility on the ice asteroid only to develop a mutation allowing them to drink irradiated water, this influx of once rare water allows the population to grow and now has a off world facility. Reddit destroys its failed bridge and slowly rebuilds
Facebook tries to do good but lets 1/4th of its population die
>>707704972
roll
Planet Reddit tries to build a nuke, but their scientists argue about who's smarter and accidentally set it off, killing 33% of population.
>>707705217
ROLLY
>>707705333
>>707705378
kek roll
>>707705333
>>707705333
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>707705318
>Facebook tries to do good but lets 1/4th of its population die
Looks like the population hasn't decreased
all planet crash on each other making one big ass planet with all the population mixed, making the cohabitation more nervous than never
>>707705378
Rollerino
>>707705217
rOlL
>>707705573
reroll
planet 4chan develops weapons from their irradiated piss bottles and launches an attack on planet facebook
All residents of planet facebook are kind to each other, and neighborly.
>>707705217
quads roll
>>707705654
ROLL
>>707705654
roll for this
>>707705378
roll
4chan uses the wealth they've gained from their water resources to buy mercenaries from Facebook to invade tumblr. While pillaging, Facebook soldiers get AIDS and they all die, along with 1/4th of tumblr population. The war shall be called "the nigger wars".
>>707705654
this is it boys
>>707705654
rooollin
planet facebook is populated by people 55 and older half population forgets who they are from Alzheimers creating a civil war
>>707705654
reroll
planet facebook refuses hospital care to those who can't get at least 1000 likes and 1/2 of the population dies
>>707705318
Tumblr collapses into black hole under its own healthy weight
>>707705888
Trips spoke again
planet 4chan sends a gift to planet Reddit but it's actually a plague
>>707705902
reroll
>>707705217
rawl
>>707705942
roll
>>707705942
Rolling
>>707705888
waste of trips, there were already a dubs for that
>>707705711
>>707705902
roll
>>707705333
Trips checked
>>707706019
it's a planetary event though, needed trips
>>707705902
rollin
>>707705633
Dubs, but needed trips for planetary
>>707706075
not sure as the mutation of the 4chan planet as been adopted with only dubs, but at last we are sure to have our weapon
>>707706011
No ones calling my trips just making sure you see op.
>>707706280
I mean dubs*
satan takes up residence on planet reddit
>>707706351
But I already live on 4chan
>>707706351
roll for this
A lot has happened.
An alien race that resembles rocks have attacked tumblr, though to be PC and sex forgving Tumblr doesn't fight back. They are slaughtered by the billions.
4chan develops radiation/disease based weapons, sending it ot reddit as a test first then fully weaponizing it and declaring war on facebook.
4chan creates a dyson sphere around the sun, enabling them to take full advantage of solar power
>>707706437
let say it's you son instead, you're okay with that?
so roll fot it
planet reddit is contacted by the united federation of planets and asked to join
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vlv0e_the-destruction-of-the-internet_fun
this is what would happen
>>707706458
that war ship
>>707706573
Works for me *rolling*
>>707706463
Roll
>>707703468
Please this
>>707706600
ok, let's do it! (roll)
planet tumblr begin to have it's population mixed with the alien making a new race of half cock that begin to migrate to facebook and reddit
Tumbler escapes to a giant pony ship to live in
rollin~
4chan sends robots disguised as normies to Facebook to infiltrate it's leadership
Plant reddit and plant facebook realize they have a lot in common in result they team up to kill tumblr and kill competiton.
>>707706977
What are you rolling for
>>707707016
Rerool
>>707707016
Once more
>>707707009
Roll
everyone on planet tumblr has died because no one figured out how to reproduce and everyone was a massive faggot
p.s. dem dubs
>>707706581
Roll
jews start running an interplanetary bank
>>707707009
Reroll
>>707706581
reroll
planet 4chan send false coordonate to the facebook flagship that collide into the sun, planet facebook loose the war and become the slave of 4chan
>>707707292
git
>>707707375
reroll
>>707707548
Meant >>707706573
>>707707375
They see me rollin'
planet 4chan dies with all the plebs in this thread
War still rages on. 4chan begins construction on a statue for a goddess.
Satans son takes residence on the depopulated plagued wastelands of Redidit
>>707706581
one more reroll?
>>707708044
You got your dubs
>>707707990
Planet facebook invades planet 4chan and steals all the frogs on the planet
>>707708177
Dubs but why
>>707708177
>>707707990
Facebook loses the war and 4chan eliminates all life from the planet
The Sun developes penis shaped sunspots.
>>707708604
Reroll
>>707708701
Everyone getting dubs but me
Facebook destroys the Pol fleet and invades 4chan, stealing frogs.
The United federation of Planets discovers the galaxy and invites Reddit into the federation, supplying aid to rebuild the planet.
The sun develops dick shaped sun spots, most likely in support of the cocks destruction of tumblr.
>>707708604
Roll
facebook inhabitants mate with stolen frogs and create small population of rare pepes
>>707708955
Wasted dubs?
the sun turns into a red giant. only a little time is left. reddit makes the first move they start construction on escape ships. 4chan watches from the distance. facebook is blssfully unaware of there impending doom. tumblr accepts there fates and turn to there alien overlords for help instead they all get assfucked to death
>>707709009
dubs well spent i'd say
>>707708988
Even more wasted
Still rolling for Facebook's demise
>>707709117
>>707708988
rare pepes dont feel the memes are dank enough on planet facebook. migrate to 4chan as soon as possible
>>707709117
>>707709065
Rolling cus that helps kill off Facebook and make things interesting
4chan takes the population of r9k and build a robot army
>>707708829
Facebook gets overrun by tumblr pc cunts, it is now a planet colony of tumblr the pc empire rises 4chan builds a galactic wall around the planet in reaction
Rolling to wipe pepe off the face of the thread
>>707709332
Reroll for glorious robot leader
>>707709366
>wall around the planet
that would be a sphere
>>707709224
This will happen NOW
>>707708829
4chan begins secret testing of nuclear weapons on the ice asteroid
>>707709518
Fuck you, my planets going to have a cube wall around it cunt
>>707709065
REROLL
>>707709702
roll for cube wall
>>707709065
roll
>>707709065
quads roll
>>707709890
please
>>707709911
fuck
>>707709924
last one
>>707709942
roll>>707709065
>>707709065
roll.
Facebook starts development of 'like' based weaponry
While over stealing the frogs, facebook soldiers fucked them and produced rare pepes. These pepes stayed on 4chan and out of familian respect, Facebook and 4chan entered a temporary truce.
Tumblr gives in to the cock
I think this may be my last mupdate fellas
>>707709574
Yes it shall
>>707709911
Double dubs
Someone archive this shit we'll continue another time
>>707710379
this
>>707710379
>>707710696
samefag
did mommy tell you to go do groceries?
>>707711321
Not samefagging actually
